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Stolen By Italian Macho
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00:00Pensione, prego. Si prega di postare pensione alla pensione.
00:05Non prego. Numero 10 e prego.
00:10Oh!
00:12Veda mia! Mi scusi, ragazzi.
00:15Forgive me, forgive me. I... I'm so clumsy today. Mi scusi, cara, huh?
00:21Mi scusi, cara.
00:24Welcome to Sicily, huh?
00:27Idiot.
00:35Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:38Do you like him?
00:40Hm?
00:43What the hell is this?
00:46Honey, I don't know how...
00:48Do you want everyone to see him naked?
00:58I'm talking to the hotel.
00:59Hey, you! Wait!
01:01Hey, you! Wait!
01:04Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
01:08No. No, senor. I'm in Harry.
01:11We are Americans. We pay well.
01:14Get my wallet.
01:16You have it.
01:17You have it.
01:19Ciao!
01:27Damn it!
01:29The wallet's gone.
01:32We are broke now.
01:33Happy?
01:35What are you looking at, huh?
01:36Other guy?
01:37Undoing your dress?
01:39Where you did let me lead.
01:40This is your fault.
01:50Senore!
01:52You dropped this.
01:56Thanks.
01:57So, you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
02:00Uh, yeah.
02:01Put the suitcase in.
02:02Come on.
02:03Come on.
02:07Come on.
02:10Come on.
02:11Come on.
02:23Wait.
02:24Where did you put me in a front seat?
02:25Because I'm stealing you, baby.
02:32What the hell is this?
02:37Mother of woman, what's wrong with you?
02:39Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:42Me?
02:43You just kidnapped me!
02:49Well then, go back to that stupidum.
02:52God knows I wanted to help you.
02:55Wait, so you saved me from my husband?
02:58You Americans don't know how to say thank you.
03:01You can't see past your own noses.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:05I'm sorry.
03:06I just thought you were a thief.
03:08Well, actually I am.
03:13So, what's the pin quote of your loving husband's cards?
03:17You're just a damn thief.
03:19I'm not just a thief.
03:21I'm the most handsome thief in Sisu.
03:26Oh, I'd love to smash that handsome face of-
03:28You see?
03:29Face of yours.
03:30Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:34Where are you going, Bella?
03:36You're in Sicily, guarda.
03:39Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:41I'm just taking my things.
03:42Please, Bella, wake up.
03:44I beg you, pray.
03:46Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:48He's a scoundrel.
03:49He's a jerk.
03:50Stronson.
03:55Winter things?
03:57In summer, in Sicily.
04:02Madonna.
04:07You were planning the escape yourself.
04:09Oh.
04:10Oh.
04:14That's none of your business.
04:18Maybe I am a thief.
04:20But right now, I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:24I didn't ask for your help.
04:25Caruso.
04:29Gotcha this time.
04:30No.
04:31Stealing from tourists again?
04:32No, no, no, Camisario.
04:33I didn't drop anyone.
04:34We're just she and I, she...
04:37And I, she...
04:38She's my fiancée.
04:40What?
04:52Hey, you see?
04:54Mateo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:57I've known you since you were a child.
04:59Don't try to sell me pasta for the truth.
05:01Madonna mia, what's wrong with you?
05:03No.
05:04I respect you, senor.
05:05I respect you.
05:06I didn't lie.
05:07But I love her.
05:08Guarda, I love her.
05:09She's my life.
05:10She's the love of my life.
05:11She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:13Basta.
05:14Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:16No.
05:17And I'll take you straight to the airbus.
05:19No.
05:20Uh...
05:21No, uh...
05:22That's true.
05:23Yeah, um...
05:24I'm his fiancée.
05:25Brava!
05:26Ma brava!
05:27I sent it!
05:28And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:30Ah, no, that's rude.
05:31That's more true.
05:32Senora Caruso, that's rude.
05:33You're Cecilia.
05:34I'm Cecilia.
05:35She...
05:36Then I will come to celebration.
05:45But...
05:46Beware...
05:47If this is fake...
05:49You both go to jail.
05:51Then I will be waiting for you at the wedding.
05:54Yeah.
05:55At our family tavern.
05:56At the money.
05:57Laura has sent it.
05:58Mateo's wife.
05:59Hey, Santa Maria.
06:00Am I such a bad kisser?
06:01I came here to escape my husband and now I have to get married instead?
06:03Tranquilla.
06:04Tranquilla.
06:05Bella, you're a tourist.
06:06They will search for you anywhere but under a veil.
06:07Now Cecilia and Verena.
06:08Hey, listen.
06:09You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:10I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:11So either we're saving each other or we're both sinking under the water.
06:24Bravo.
06:25What's wrong with you?
06:26Once, just once.
06:27Even after the prayer, we hit three times.
06:40What's wrong with you?
06:44Once, just once.
06:46Even after the prayer, we hit three times.
06:50what godforsaken place is this what this is where we're getting married tomorrow
07:02what wedding francesco francesco ciao fratello uh adesso meet my bride hi
07:15americano oh francesco si 100% americano mateo you drive insane cosa you disappear for weeks
07:28you steal and now today you bring this americana you call bride and your family taverna
07:37ora non parliamo italiano we speak inglese for you ma fratello fratello ma basta fratello
07:44she's family right now how could you be having now we just do this is our family cafe i'm
07:50the only one working here while you're off doing god no water what is in your head fratello
07:56no vansare la voce con me cosi ah you know the echo here is too loud because this taver
08:02is always empty basta sick of this i'm so sick of this maybe if you actually help me wouldn't
08:11help me on a verge of bankruptcy work here yourself and for your damn wedding so your brother
08:16hates you you steal police are after you and you're in your family cafe you're doing great
08:18this is not just a cafe this is not just a cafe that's my father's life
08:33my mother's my mother's my brother's and mine oh and i steal just to cover the depths
08:40because that's the only way i can save this place you know what my brother's right you're
08:47americana you'll never understand you'll never understand
08:50my brother's right you're americana you'll never understand
08:57because that's the only way i can save this place you know what my brother's right
09:05you're americana you'll never understand
09:09there was something familiar in this boy
09:17oh yes shattered dreams of a happy family where you're valued
09:27and loved
09:28are this your parents stay out of this
09:57yes
10:00oh my papa
10:04there was always a sea of people here
10:17the mediterranean sea as papa called it
10:20but after they died silence they always wanted me and my brother to keep the tower in the life
10:31that there will be new life new weddings new people
10:35but we barely pay the bills to keep the empty tower in life
10:42we can't even recreate mama's cook
10:46i know what it's like to live one life
10:55while dreaming of another
10:57oh
11:00oh
11:02oh
11:04oh
11:06oh
11:12oh
11:13oh
11:15oh
11:17oh
11:19oh
11:20oh
11:21And there, in a cozy little corner, hit the family's biggest secret, one I was trying
11:37to solve, not knowing it would change my life and the lives of everyone around me.
11:51Signora Giordano, Signora Giordano Viprego, maybe, maybe order something else, anything at all.
12:06Mom, with such a cold heart you will never make it to heaven.
12:13At the gates you will see the same sign, close, mark my words.
12:21What?
12:22No.
12:23No, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:28Hey.
12:33I'm not done yet.
12:34Don't jinx it.
12:35I'm not done yet.
12:36Don't jinx it.
12:37I'm not done yet.
12:38Don't jinx it.
12:39Don't jinx it.
12:40But how?
12:41But how?
12:42No, it couldn't be.
12:48Hey!
12:51Arancini?
12:53No, no, no, no, caponade.
12:55Pasta alla norma.
12:57Oh, come here.
12:59Hey, hey, hey.
13:00I'm not done yet.
13:02Don't jinx it.
13:08But how?
13:10Oh, it's exactly like Mama's.
13:11It was all in there.
13:13But Francesco and I, we tried to cook it.
13:16Many times, hundred times.
13:18Tavern ever worked.
13:20The tavern emptied because of it.
13:23Your father left you the tavern,
13:26but your mother,
13:28she must have left the recipes for your future wives.
13:31Only women could understand them.
13:34No.
13:36Not a woman.
13:39An Angela sent from the heaven.
13:44Hey.
13:46You want me to steal something for you, huh?
13:50Maybe the Venice?
13:52The Venice?
14:04Can you separate me for every five minutes?
14:07Of course.
14:08Santa Maria.
14:09Madonna Santa.
14:10The real customers.
14:11Damn internet.
14:12Damn Italy.
14:13Where is the police station?
14:14Damn Italy.
14:15Damn Italy.
14:16Damn Italy.
14:17Oh.
14:18Hey you.
14:19I've been robbed.
14:20Do something.
14:21Right now.
14:22This is Sicily, my friend.
14:23If I went looking for every lost wallet, I'd have lost ten kilos already.
14:25And I don't want that.
14:26So I'm going to dinner.
14:27Is not just the wallet.
14:28My wife missing too.
14:30Oh.
14:31Wife missing with the wallet.
14:32I've been robbed. Do something. Right now.
14:36This is Sicily, my friend.
14:39If I went looking for every lost wallet, I'd have lost 10 kilos already, and I don't want that.
14:45So I'm going to dinner.
14:47It's not just the wallet. My wife missing, too.
14:53Oh, wife missing with the wallet.
14:58Look near Prada and Gucci.
15:02Case closed.
15:05That's it?
15:07If they don't show up in three days, then come back.
15:10In the meantime, send her photo to the station.
15:13Ciao, Americano.
15:17Hey, you.
15:19You're a local, right?
15:21I need the car.
15:24I find my wife.
15:25I don't understand. The number American.
15:28I will pay you.
15:30If you find her.
15:32My wife.
15:44Allora?
15:46Matteo!
15:47Francesco.
15:47As if wallet weren't enough. You're stealing wives now to...
15:53Basta, basta. Ascolta, Francesco, ascolta. I didn't steal her. I love her.
15:57Do you hear yourself, Matteo?
15:59We'll be in deep trouble because of you.
16:02But she saved our tower.
16:03Man, what's this?
16:05What?
16:06Let's go.
16:07Let's go.
16:08Look.
16:08Look at me.
16:09Look.
16:10Hey, hey.
16:10Hey, hey, hey, hey.
16:11Francesco, go.
16:12Go.
16:13I melted into that place, into the walls, the people, the smell of food, and the words.
16:38There was so much love and family warmth.
16:43Everything I ever dreamed of, and I melted into his eyes, irrevocably and completely.
16:56Eh, buona serata!
16:59Ci vediamo dopo!
17:00Ciao, ciao!
17:01Non dimenticate di venire domani, sĂŹ?
17:03SĂŹ!
17:04Ciao!
17:05Ciao!
17:06Ciao!
17:07Ah, it's so nice you showed up here.
17:11This food is lucky to have you, just like as we all are.
17:16I'll be waiting for tomorrow's wedding.
17:19A domani!
17:20A domani!
17:21Ciao!
17:22Ciao!
17:23Ciao!
17:24It's...
17:25Mom!
17:26Grazie.
17:27Grazie, mom!
17:28Ah!
17:29Looks like our parents sent you from Abel!
17:33Looks like our parents sent you from there, but you were an Angelo.
17:53Well, this all needs, no?
17:57Si. But you know, you're in Italy.
18:02Nobody's in hurry here.
18:05You're in Italy.
18:12He stole me just to give me my dream. And I was afraid to close my eyes. Afraid to breathe. To move.
18:27And you're in Italy.
18:32And I was afraid to close my eyes, afraid to breathe, to move.
19:00Because I knew this dream had to end.
19:04Tomorrow.
19:15All right, everyone!
19:18What's up, American?
19:20Hi.
19:21What's up? Why are you in distress?
19:24Oh, this hand-dress will do.
19:26Beautiful, Francesco.
19:29Beautiful!
19:30Yes, signora Giordana.
19:32This is our mother.
19:35We kept it in our family home.
19:39For you, because you are a family now.
19:43Yes, yes, yes.
19:46Yes.
19:49Okay, let's see you.
19:52Then...
19:54I dreamed of becoming part of this family.
20:03But I couldn't.
20:06I couldn't keep deceiving these people just to save myself.
20:12Hey!
20:13Hey!
20:14Wait!
20:15Uh...
20:16You promised to help me.
20:17I sent you my wife's photo, and you didn't even reply.
20:19Oh!
20:20Strange.
20:21I never received anything.
20:22Wait!
20:23Are you going to help me or not?
20:25You see...
20:26Cecilia and police always help those in me.
20:27But not when they were invited to a wedding.
20:29Excuse me!
20:30You've got to be kidding me!
20:31I'm sorry.
20:32I didn't even get to the family.
20:33I sent you my wife's photo, and you didn't even reply.
20:34Oh!
20:35Strange.
20:36I never received anything.
20:37Wait!
20:38Are you going to help me or not?
20:39You see...
20:40Cecilia and police always helped those in me.
20:42But not when they were invited to a wedding.
20:45Excuse me!
20:46You've got to be kidding me!
20:49You've got to be kidding me!
20:55What?
20:56What?
20:57Ciao tutti!
21:11And now, with all the blessings from above, the bride.
21:19I stood there looking into his eyes, and I realized that for the first time in my life,
21:31I had met the one who made me happy.
21:34Forgive me.
21:35Forgive me.
21:36I'm so clumsy today, Miss Coozie.
21:38His first hug.
21:40His first touch.
21:45She's my fiancé.
21:48His first kiss.
21:51The way he looked at me.
21:55His tenderness.
21:57And what happened between us that night.
22:02I dreamed of being with him.
22:15But I couldn't.
22:18I only had one thing to say.
22:20I can't.
22:21I'm sorry.
22:22I...
22:23I can't become part of your big family.
22:24Because family isn't to be deceived, and I...
22:26I deceive you all.
22:27I'm married.
22:28It's all vacant.
22:29Materia only helped me to escape my husband.
22:36So you lied to me after all?
22:38No, no.
22:39Come inside.
22:40No, no.
22:41He did it for me.
22:42I asked him to.
22:43This fake wedding was my decision, and if anyone deserves a punishment, it's me.
22:45Because I'm the one with a husband.
22:47And here he is.
22:48Darling.
22:49It's all right.
22:50Come with me.
22:51And we...
22:52Leave this country.
22:53Dammit.
22:54Town.
22:55Right now.
22:56Okay?
22:57No.
22:58No, he did it for me.
22:59No, he did it for me.
23:00I asked him to.
23:01This fake wedding was my decision, and if anyone deserves a punishment, it's me.
23:03Because I'm the one with a husband.
23:04And here he is.
23:05Hmm?
23:06Darling.
23:07It's all right.
23:08Hmm?
23:09Come with me.
23:10And we...
23:11Leave this country.
23:12Dammit.
23:13Town.
23:14Right now.
23:15Okay?
23:16Forgive me for lying to me.
23:21Sorry.
23:22Hey, wait.
23:23What if it's not a lie?
23:24Maybe you're not here by an extent.
23:27Maybe someone above brought us together here.
23:30Gotta listen.
23:31I'm sorry.
23:32I'm sorry.
23:33I'm sorry.
23:34I'm sorry.
23:35I'm sorry.
23:36I'm sorry.
23:37I'm sorry.
23:38I'm sorry.
23:39I'm sorry.
23:40I'm sorry.
23:41I'm sorry.
23:42I'm sorry.
23:43I'm sorry.
23:44I'm sorry.
23:45Kara, listen.
23:46Only you could bring life back to this place and change me.
23:52What?
23:53What did you say?
23:54All the bold?
23:55She's married.
23:56She's married.
23:57Christ's sake.
23:58I don't care what papers you have signed.
24:01I don't care who you are to him, but right now you're here.
24:05Incessible.
24:06Among three seas, among my family and my tavern.
24:10And I want all this to be yours.
24:13Hear me.
24:14I am yours.
24:15And I want you to be my angel.
24:16I'm not him.
24:17Hey!
24:18Are you invisible?
24:19Huh?
24:20You're a cop.
24:21Do something!
24:22Faster!
24:23If they say their vows here in presence of God, a priest, and all these witnesses, then
24:36you legal marriage, nothing!
24:39My child, have you been married in church?
24:43No.
24:44We were about to, so then it's up to you.
24:49Let me be a husband.
24:53Yes.
24:54Yes.
24:55I said yes.
24:56What?
24:57It's illegal!
24:58It's illegal!
24:59It's illegal!
25:00Yeah!
25:01Love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage.
25:06It's when they open the doors of their home and family to you.
25:16Remember that.
25:19I'm Kyra.
25:20And this is my Italian love story.
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