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00:00:00...married.
00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Your place or mine.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't walk around.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Wait.
00:01:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:42I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair,
00:02:13we thought I was leaving.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me,
00:02:27I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:43Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jake.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for Mantho.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:17Good one, Romulus.
00:04:23These are great.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:42No problem.
00:04:43Cool.
00:04:44Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:46Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:09Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:20Two ladies back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:27You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned. You went to business school.
00:05:36You have potential, okay?
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:39Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:41Because so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen Niente from you.
00:05:46But...
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:52You okay?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:56But...
00:05:57I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:59So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20I thought...
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:41Julia.
00:06:42Oh.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:57Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:02No.
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:08I'm sorry.
00:07:09This...
00:07:10No, no, forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:16I have a savings...
00:07:18For my doggy daycare.
00:07:19My dream, but...
00:07:23It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:25And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After her parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia.
00:07:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And...
00:07:46Make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, baby.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:04Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:13Yes.
00:08:14Wow.
00:08:15Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well...
00:08:19Amelia, meet Michelangelo on my side.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:41I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:43Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45Amelia.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:02What exactly?
00:09:11How does it look?
00:09:13Not half bad.
00:09:15I mean, it's fine.
00:09:16Whatever.
00:09:18Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:21Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:26You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:29You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:37I'm an underwear model.
00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:49I told you, I'm...
00:09:51Fine.
00:10:00See, dog walker.
00:10:02That wasn't so hard.
00:10:06What the fuck?!
00:10:08This is fucking Prada!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:15You crazy bitch!
00:10:19Amelia!
00:10:21What's wrong?
00:10:23I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:10:26I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:29No, no, no, please.
00:10:30I apologize.
00:10:32My son, he's immature.
00:10:34And that's why I invited you.
00:10:36Put forward it.
00:10:38Please.
00:10:40Just have a seat.
00:10:42And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:44Won't you, son?
00:10:46So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:58Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:02I want the business.
00:11:04I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:17You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:23Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Well, Angela, look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45I see.
00:11:47There's something uncommon already.
00:11:49Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:56She sure drove me crazy with my first match.
00:12:00I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:10Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:12As if.
00:12:14Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:16I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:21Or you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:27What's it going to be?
00:12:34What's it going to be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:45Michelangelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:50If you're not going to agree to marry her,
00:12:52then you're going to lose the business.
00:12:56And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:12:59What the hell, Dad?
00:13:03Fuck it. Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:06Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:12And, son, we're going to need some champagne.
00:13:15You're in my mind.
00:13:16Try and make yourself look decent now.
00:13:18You will be engaged for a period of 30 days, followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:28And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:34Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:45That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:53All right.
00:13:54Sign in.
00:14:13Salute to the new couple.
00:14:24So.
00:14:26Your place or mine?
00:14:28I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:30Fine.
00:14:31Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:42So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:50Ugh.
00:14:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:55What was this?
00:14:56Put it in the trash.
00:14:57This isn't trash.
00:14:58These are my sisters.
00:14:59She's an artist.
00:15:00So put them in your room.
00:15:01I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:02Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:03Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:04That's man thong.
00:15:05It's trademarked.
00:15:06Look.
00:15:07I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:08If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:13It's electric.
00:15:14Oh, by the way.
00:15:15This is gonna work.
00:15:16You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:17Gee, thanks.
00:15:18Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:19I'm sorry.
00:15:20Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:21That's man thong.
00:15:22It's trademarked.
00:15:23Look.
00:15:24I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:25If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:28It's electric.
00:15:29Oh, by the way.
00:15:31This is gonna work.
00:15:32You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:33Gee, thanks.
00:15:34Welcome.
00:15:35You're getting married?
00:15:37Shh, Betsy.
00:15:38Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:39I know.
00:15:40I know.
00:15:41I know.
00:15:42I know.
00:15:43I know.
00:15:44I know.
00:15:45I know.
00:15:46I know.
00:15:47I know.
00:15:48I know.
00:15:49I know.
00:15:50I know.
00:15:51I know.
00:15:52I know.
00:15:53I know.
00:15:54I know.
00:15:55I know.
00:15:56I know.
00:15:57I know.
00:15:58I know.
00:15:59But we're old.
00:16:00Sorry, Amelia.
00:16:01It's just...
00:16:02It's not like you.
00:16:04Actually, we're...
00:16:05reserved.
00:16:06Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And, besides.
00:16:16Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:20So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Who?
00:16:23Michelangelo?
00:16:24The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25No.
00:16:26No. Michelangelo... Dino Valeno? Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:31Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:33Shhh!
00:16:38So should I, like, start a hundred and cancel Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:47It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:51He's so toxic.
00:16:54Speak of the devil.
00:16:58Oh, yeah.
00:16:59You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:02This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:08Betsy Carlyle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:24We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:17:37We're already wet.
00:17:40Where did that come from?
00:17:57Where did that come from?
00:18:10We're just gonna go.
00:18:11I'm gonna get up.
00:18:12We're gonna suffer this later.
00:18:12And you're ready, baby.
00:18:13We're gonna get some nice, baby.
00:18:14What's the worst for you?
00:18:15Why do we have to get so much of you?
00:18:16We can't find a good deal.
00:18:19Bye.
00:18:21Nice place.
00:18:24I love the artwork.
00:18:25Thanks.
00:18:25Finally.
00:18:26Thanks.
00:18:26Finally.
00:18:27A little bit of good taste.
00:18:28Good one.
00:18:29Good one good.
00:18:30So Vienna.
00:18:31Yeah, I'm good.
00:18:32We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:33No, I'm good.
00:18:34We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:36More for me.
00:18:40You know, if you like it down here,
00:18:43you should see the bedroom.
00:18:45Oh.
00:18:57Who are you?
00:18:58Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:04Amelia.
00:19:06Whatever.
00:19:07Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house?
00:19:13We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:15Scream at the top of our lungs.
00:19:19You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:21What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:23Who's jealous?
00:19:24Jealous?
00:19:25I'm not jealous.
00:19:26Sweet dreams.
00:19:30I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:39How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:44See you later.
00:19:48And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:53Sorry.
00:20:08had one too many to drink.
00:20:10It won't happen again.
00:20:11You better not.
00:20:23How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:28We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No, what we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:34I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine, I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:57Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious. Don't screw this up.
00:21:03I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.
00:21:08And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:11Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:14Fine.
00:21:15Do whatever you want.
00:21:18Sorry.
00:21:19It's a bit harsh.
00:21:21Just really...
00:21:23hungover.
00:21:25That could have gone better.
00:21:28How are you?
00:21:29Hey, baby.
00:21:30You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:31You're rich now.
00:21:32I know. I like it.
00:21:33Ah, it's good to hear.
00:21:34You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:38Tell me, uh...
00:21:39How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:40Oh, fine.
00:21:41Yeah.
00:21:42We're still getting to know each other.
00:21:43All right.
00:21:44Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:45Oh, and listen.
00:21:46He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:21:47Look, I...
00:21:48I promise.
00:21:49I wouldn't be so sure.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:51You're right.
00:21:52Well, we'll see you later.
00:21:53Yeah.
00:21:54All right.
00:21:55Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:57Oh, and listen.
00:21:58He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:01Look, I...
00:22:02I promise.
00:22:03I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:05Yeah.
00:22:06You're right.
00:22:07Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Yeah.
00:22:12Come on.
00:22:13Bye, Gooch.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no!
00:22:21Royce!
00:22:22It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:41His whole family, actually.
00:22:43All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46They should make a reality show.
00:22:48We're all dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:50Do you want to walk together?
00:22:53Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:56Yeah.
00:22:57I'd like that.
00:23:03So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:06A couple months.
00:23:07I like it.
00:23:08I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:11Barista.
00:23:13Uber driver.
00:23:14Delivery guy.
00:23:16Movie extra?
00:23:17You were in a movie.
00:23:18Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:20I was trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27I don't know.
00:23:28My whole life, I guess.
00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:41If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:48Do you want to go?
00:23:51I kind of have to admit, I got a crush on you.
00:23:55You did?
00:23:57Yeah.
00:23:59I still do.
00:24:00He's cute.
00:24:01I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:07Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:14I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:24I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring.
00:24:39From high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:42It was a big school.
00:24:44Public schools.
00:24:45Am I right?
00:24:51I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me? Engaged?
00:24:56No.
00:24:57Are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24.
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:00I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:13I should pick it up.
00:25:15Where? I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:21Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:26Of course.
00:25:27It's an office.
00:25:29You want to be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:25:31You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:35Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:38Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:25:42So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:58Wow!
00:25:59Oh my goodness, are you okay?
00:26:05Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:12You're engaged, remember?
00:26:15And this is our new palette.
00:26:18It's Matt's collection.
00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:22But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:26:36What, Dad?
00:26:39What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:43Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:47Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:49Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:58But she just worked hard, and now...
00:27:00Well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see. See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:11Break's over.
00:27:35Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36Amelia, one day down.
00:27:39Forty more years to go.
00:27:43Now this is the time, when you go home with Amelia,
00:27:47you talk about the day's work,
00:27:49raise you closer together, comfort each other,
00:27:52just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:55You know, I'm thinking,
00:27:57it's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:28:02Tonight.
00:28:04Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:08I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:10The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:12Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:14Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:28:16to the Dino Berlina app.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit...
00:28:21soon, Dad? I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:26You two are getting along, aren't you?
00:28:28Yeah, yeah.
00:28:29We're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:31All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo,
00:28:36and don't be late.
00:28:40Bye, Dad.
00:28:41Bye, Dad.
00:28:42Mm-hmm.
00:28:52So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:01And...
00:29:03And...
00:29:05You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:29:11I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:24How's it going in there?
00:29:25I'm coming out!
00:29:26I'm coming out!
00:29:36It's that bad?
00:29:38I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:43Buy that dress ASAP.
00:29:45Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:47I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:15What are you looking at?
00:30:29You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:31Oh, thanks.
00:30:33Um...
00:30:35Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhore house is yours tonight.
00:30:45I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:57I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:59Hold on!
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:10Alright, hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:12Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:15She's...
00:31:17sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:31:21If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some...
00:31:27Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:44Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:47I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:48Hey.
00:31:49It's Michael Langlo, Dean Levino.
00:31:50Do you still track people?
00:31:51Wow.
00:31:52Amelia.
00:31:53Hi.
00:31:54Amelia.
00:31:55Hi.
00:31:56You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:31:57Sorry.
00:31:58I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:59I kind of panicked.
00:32:00I don't know.
00:32:01You still track people?
00:32:02Wow.
00:32:03Amelia.
00:32:04Hi.
00:32:06You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:23Sorry.
00:32:24I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:26I kind of panicked.
00:32:27No worries.
00:32:28I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:31Yeah.
00:32:32But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:36Wow.
00:32:37The IP treatment.
00:32:38You look like one.
00:32:40Thanks, Jamie.
00:32:43Hey.
00:32:44Loverboy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:48Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Lovely boy.
00:33:13Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:22Good.
00:33:23Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:24Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:25One more, please.
00:33:30But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:35Jake, you guys are great.
00:33:36You really think so?
00:33:37I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:38The who?
00:33:39You don't know the strokes.
00:33:42Are they older?
00:33:43I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:33:44It's alright.
00:33:45Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:33:46You want some of that a drink?
00:33:47Yeah.
00:33:49I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:33:50It's alright.
00:33:51Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:33:52You want some of that a drink?
00:33:53Yeah.
00:33:55So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:33:56Since I was 13.
00:33:57Played in bands all through high school and college, but...
00:33:58I don't know how to play guitar.
00:33:59I don't know how to play guitar.
00:34:00I don't know how to play guitar.
00:34:01I don't know how to play guitar.
00:34:02You don't know the strokes.
00:34:03Are they older?
00:34:04I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:05It's alright.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:07You want some of that a drink?
00:34:08Yeah.
00:34:10So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:20Since I was 13.
00:34:22Played in bands all through high school and college, but...
00:34:25I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:34:27That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job.
00:34:32Focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're gonna quit dog walking?
00:34:36I thought you liked it.
00:34:38I do, but...
00:34:40It's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:44I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:50Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:54I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:05I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:07Now I'm not sure.
00:35:08We have nothing in common.
00:35:10Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:16What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:20Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Lavino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:35:44He's not.
00:35:45You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:47Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:48What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:50Back off, dude.
00:35:52Back off.
00:35:53Grubby little hipster.
00:35:54She's my fiancée.
00:35:55So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:57Jake, I can explain.
00:35:59Let's go.
00:36:01I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:02I'm not Jake.
00:36:03This is for making me uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:36:16And this is for making me listen, Andy.
00:36:25I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:36:27You're such a hypocrite.
00:36:28Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:42Me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:50I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05They're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:13For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:18You are such a simpleton.
00:37:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:24Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this onto yourself.
00:37:29I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:31Right back at you.
00:37:33I fucking hate you.
00:37:35Well, I fucking hate you more.
00:37:37I hate you.
00:37:38I hate you.
00:37:39I hate you.
00:37:40I hate you.
00:38:42Who's spooning me?
00:38:46Is that Jake?
00:38:48How drunk was I?
00:38:51Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh.
00:38:58I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:02Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:04Uh-huh.
00:39:04We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08I know.
00:39:08We had too many drinks.
00:39:10We just forget it ever happened.
00:39:12If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely.
00:39:15Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:20I should get up too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25There's Pedialo in the fridge.
00:39:28Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:36Well, you look great.
00:39:38Thanks.
00:39:38I don't feel great.
00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:45You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:49What's going on?
00:39:52So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait.
00:39:57For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:02We're taking it slow.
00:40:04Michelangelo.
00:40:05The male gigolo.
00:40:06Is taking it slow.
00:40:10Maybe I did misdredgen.
00:40:13And?
00:40:14How was it?
00:40:17Well...
00:40:17Really bad.
00:40:18Right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:40:23Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:29I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:35That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:37I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:51Opposites attract.
00:40:54I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:58Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:10Here it comes.
00:41:12Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walker's in love with me.
00:41:16I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:18I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:31What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:42Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:46Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:16We should talk about the dog walker?
00:42:38We should talk about the dog walker.
00:42:42I'm not very good with words. Me neither. But last night I... You don't have to say anything.
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever
00:42:53happened. I don't think you understand if you just listen to me for a second. Look, you don't have to
00:42:58worry about me catching feelings. I'm a big girl. I've had a one-night stand before. I've never been
00:43:03with someone like you before. Okay, I get it. I'm not one of your your models or your your D-list
00:43:10actresses. You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily. I know that
00:43:16if you would take back last night that you would. Frankly, so would I. I mean, you're driving me
00:43:20nuts. You don't understand. Let's let's get some takeout and figure this thing out. I don't need
00:43:26you to mansplain my own feelings to me. Wait, did you just call me Amelia? What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:36I have a confession to make. Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why. That was
00:43:48the best sex I've ever had in my life. Really? Do I look like I'm lying? I'm not a good actor.
00:43:56I could even do reality TV. But there is a fire between us, Amelia. Some kind of crazy cosmic
00:44:06chemistry. You sound like you're reading a horoscope. Amelia, please. I know you felt it, too.
00:44:16Amelia, please. Don't act like you didn't feel it, too. I felt it, too. So why are we fighting it? I've been thinking about you all day. Me, too.
00:44:38way, too.
00:45:03so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17live fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:27if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off
00:45:31espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:34you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:45:44thanks you know we could actually try this
00:45:49hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up
00:45:58we could give it a shot
00:46:00you mean like you and me together together
00:46:04why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:08oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce
00:46:30jake how's it going
00:46:33good yeah
00:46:36look the other night was kind of
00:46:38crazy i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:42we were kind of in a fight
00:46:45i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:48is he always like that so aggressive and controlling
00:46:52i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:46:55he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:57well i am his woman
00:47:00he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:02and i don't blame him
00:47:04oh my god
00:47:06am i actually sticking up for michelangelo di navolino
00:47:09i didn't mean to pry
00:47:11i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:47:20remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection
00:47:26you're a cat person
00:47:28it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci let's go
00:47:33cats are awesome
00:47:37wow
00:47:39that was a great presentation
00:47:43the marketing director loved her ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so
00:47:48maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:52oh yeah yeah
00:47:53now listen
00:47:53i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:56you mind watching your little brother for me
00:47:58gucci? sure
00:48:00but i mean
00:48:01dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:03yeah but that's how you impress her
00:48:05you invite her for a romantic date
00:48:07at the dog park
00:48:09at the dog park
00:48:09mm-hmm
00:48:10i just texted her
00:48:12it's all set
00:48:13now go get her lover boy
00:48:16so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's my dad's dog
00:48:35not mine
00:48:36let me try
00:48:38that's okay
00:48:39i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:48no
00:48:50i like my work
00:48:52what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:48:56you're right
00:48:58i should work less
00:48:59if nothing else
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:17just wait and see
00:49:19grazie
00:49:28have a good night
00:49:29mr dino heleno
00:49:30what's that
00:49:36special delivery from
00:49:38masterione's italian deli
00:49:40but gucci
00:49:43it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know that's awful for dogs right
00:49:49i thought you were
00:49:51off the clock today
00:49:53besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:49:59to pour a little chianti into it
00:50:01i'm kidding
00:50:03this is for us
00:50:05why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:50:06what else is in the bag
00:50:08just some imported italian ingredients
00:50:11so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:12you can cook
00:50:14that was so good
00:50:29i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you do this i can't cook at all
00:50:37making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school
00:50:41no my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:46i've never told a girl about my mom
00:50:49sorry
00:50:51i don't mean to pray
00:50:52she passed away when i was 11
00:50:55breast cancer
00:50:57but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:51:03and she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:11i still have all of her recipes here
00:51:16handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:20i miss her
00:51:23this might sound corny but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:51:34just don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents
00:51:40my parents died in a car accident
00:51:43when i was 13
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:58your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02no no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine
00:52:17or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20her
00:52:20hey
00:52:34hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:40no thank you
00:52:41i mean that i have a morning medium i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:46ready bro
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:02okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:04love you
00:53:08love you too
00:53:09sorry
00:53:19it's reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither
00:53:23too soon
00:53:23talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:29okay
00:53:29ugh
00:53:31could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:36look who's here
00:53:42hey
00:53:43my little guy
00:53:45hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here
00:53:49huh
00:53:49let's try
00:53:51oh yeah
00:53:53oh yeah now here's a
00:53:54here's mine
00:53:55right
00:53:56just like that
00:53:57huh
00:53:57yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:01come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:05all right
00:54:07all right
00:54:07so
00:54:08we gotta talk about this
00:54:09this wedding right
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl
00:54:12they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into
00:54:15chris martin on the plane
00:54:17he says the band
00:54:18is free
00:54:19you like coldplay right
00:54:21dad
00:54:22you can't have the wedding
00:54:23at the hollywood bowl
00:54:24cool
00:54:25well all right
00:54:27then we'll book
00:54:28the magic castle
00:54:29how about that
00:54:30not too big
00:54:30plenty room for coldplay
00:54:32let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:37why
00:54:37something wrong with Amelia
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything is great
00:54:42it's better than great
00:54:44honestly
00:54:44but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's our thing
00:54:50it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:52i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:54wow
00:54:56i never thought of that
00:54:57you know you have a very good point
00:55:00yeah
00:55:00i'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:07i can't say i've ever felt like this
00:55:10with another girl
00:55:11sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love
00:55:15yeah
00:55:17i don't know
00:55:19he's cute
00:55:22all right all right
00:55:23change the deal
00:55:25gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:27all right
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small
00:55:29intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding
00:55:31with coldplay
00:55:33no coldplay dad
00:55:34no coldplay
00:55:36so
00:55:44it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:47it's not working
00:55:48i know it
00:55:50i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured
00:55:54what
00:55:55you're cured
00:55:57congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:02i wasn't expecting it
00:56:04i didn't think i would be cured
00:56:05in only two sessions
00:56:07it only took two sessions
00:56:09i almost had enough in my savings
00:56:11to cover that
00:56:12maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis
00:56:17we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco
00:56:21no
00:56:22yeah
00:56:22no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:25amelia
00:56:26i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:30is it michelangelo
00:56:32is everything okay
00:56:34if that punk
00:56:36pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong
00:56:39and give him a wedgie
00:56:39so far up his butt
00:56:41that it will cut him in two
00:56:42it's not michelangelo
00:56:45let's see
00:56:45it's me
00:56:48i have to tell you something
00:56:51i cannot believe
00:56:57that they convinced you to do
00:56:58an arranged marriage
00:57:00what is this
00:57:02game of thrones
00:57:03it's the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:05and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:07actually
00:57:10he's not that bad
00:57:12i kinda like him
00:57:15yeah
00:57:16babe
00:57:17that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:20betsy
00:57:21i have
00:57:23real feelings for him
00:57:25but
00:57:26what about the tabloid stories
00:57:29you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:32they banned him
00:57:34for life
00:57:35you'll never go to epcot
00:57:36he's not actually like the stories
00:57:39or
00:57:40at least not to me
00:57:42he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:57:46if you marry michelangelo
00:57:49he will make your life a living hell
00:57:53what if you meet him
00:57:55yeah
00:57:56meet him
00:57:57maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:58:00maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him a chance
00:58:05fine
00:58:07yes
00:58:09only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:11you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:15you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:20thank you for making dinner
00:58:25of course
00:58:26i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:29michelangelo
00:58:33you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:37right
00:58:37you mean besides me
00:58:39i'm serious
00:58:39it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine
00:58:44tonight's gonna be great
00:58:47it's enormous
00:58:58why would anybody need so much room
00:59:03it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you
00:59:10betsy
00:59:11so
00:59:14this is the
00:59:15infamous
00:59:17michelangelo
00:59:19how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:2496 Dom Perignon
00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:28yeah
00:59:29sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:32it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:35$8.99 at ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:40this was made in france
00:59:43sorry
00:59:45can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so
00:59:47who wants a drink
00:59:49you hardly touch your food
01:00:12it's a little too rich for me
01:00:16mine tastes great
01:00:19so michelangelo
01:00:22i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:27you don't mind do you
01:00:29fire away
01:00:31so i know you two have been having your
01:00:34fun
01:00:36um
01:00:38but
01:00:38what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:00:43i don't think it's going to
01:00:45that's cute and all
01:00:48but
01:00:48what about her career
01:00:50are you going to support her
01:00:51or kids
01:00:53what's your stance on that
01:00:53or are you just gonna
01:00:55jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:58betsy
01:00:59look
01:01:00i know i have a past
01:01:02but
01:01:03i'm committed to him
01:01:05we haven't talked about kids but
01:01:07i'm open to anything
01:01:08see michelangelo that's my point
01:01:10you two are getting married
01:01:12and you barely know each other
01:01:14we don't know
01:01:15easy betsy
01:01:17i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:21and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:23you would give her the time
01:01:26and what makes you such an expert
01:01:27i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:30michelangelo
01:01:30michelangelo
01:01:31you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met him
01:01:36she gets it from you
01:01:37are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:01:40you started it
01:01:41why don't we all just calm down
01:01:50betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:01:52no
01:01:53she's alone and miserable
01:01:55and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:56that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:00you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:06you know what
01:02:06you can't talk to betsy like that
01:02:08that's my sister
01:02:09she just survived cancer
01:02:10that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16this is my house too
01:02:18and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19not to me
01:02:20you know maybe she should be concerned
01:02:22i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:02:26but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:28you told her
01:02:30she's my sister
01:02:31i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you
01:02:35a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:02:37it's not what i meant
01:02:39it came out wrong amelia
01:02:40i love you
01:02:42you love me
01:02:44don't listen to him
01:02:46he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47shut the fuck up
01:02:48you know what
01:02:50maybe she was right
01:02:51i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:53it's over
01:02:53we need to get out of here
01:03:02i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:07amelia
01:03:11amelia
01:03:11i know this is hard to hear
01:03:13but
01:03:15you did the right thing
01:03:17you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah
01:03:21yeah but he isn't a monster
01:03:23i shouldn't have said that
01:03:24we can talk about it on the road
01:03:26we can talk about it on the road
01:03:27get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:31lay low for a bit
01:03:32mexico
01:03:33or canada
01:03:34whatever
01:03:35it's that or stay here and get sued
01:03:38by the dino lovinos
01:03:39or worse
01:03:41i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:03:44i mean
01:03:44i only told you about the contract
01:03:47it's not like i told the media
01:03:48you don't know that
01:03:51we're
01:03:52liabilities
01:03:53loose ends
01:03:54you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:03:56get rid of that thing
01:04:02they could be tracking us right now
01:04:05yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:04:09see
01:04:11he could have a sniper on us
01:04:14it's romulus
01:04:18hey romulus
01:04:20what
01:04:22what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:24you came
01:04:37against my better judgment
01:04:40i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43i've just been busy
01:04:45but
01:04:45it's over with now
01:04:48you should
01:04:50punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick
01:04:55i make me sick
01:04:57nice
01:05:06underwear
01:05:08great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay
01:05:16let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say
01:05:23do you even realize how hot i am
01:05:26i'm
01:05:26sorry
01:05:27chantel
01:05:29i thought i wanted this
01:05:32but i don't
01:05:35i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia broke up with me
01:05:43it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:50never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am fucking devastated
01:05:57and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:02i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:15amelia
01:06:16hi dad
01:06:17gucci's gone
01:06:18i'll be right there
01:06:21but
01:06:23i
01:06:27Gucci, Gucci, where are ya?
01:06:29Romulus.
01:06:30What? Hold on.
01:06:32Oh.
01:06:33Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:06:37We're practically in the house and all of a sudden,
01:06:39he just shot off like a rocket.
01:06:41I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!
01:06:45Well, we can help you find him.
01:06:48Yeah?
01:06:49Right?
01:06:51Good, thanks.
01:06:53Gucci!
01:06:54This better not be a trap.
01:06:56Just come on.
01:06:57Gucci!
01:06:59Gucci!
01:07:00Gucci!
01:07:01Gucci!
01:07:02Hey, hey, hey, where's Michelangelo?
01:07:04I thought you were both together.
01:07:05Why isn't he here with you?
01:07:07Oh, um, he's...
01:07:09Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:07:11Where were you?
01:07:12I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastroianis.
01:07:15It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:07:17If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.
01:07:20Smart move, kid.
01:07:22Here, ladies, take a piece of this prosciutto.
01:07:24Yeah, that's it.
01:07:25Give me the urs.
01:07:30Give me the urs.
01:07:38Gucci!
01:07:39Gucci!
01:07:41Gucci!
01:07:47He's hopeless.
01:07:49We've been looking for him all night long.
01:07:53We're never gonna find him.
01:07:55Don't give up, Dad.
01:07:56He's just off having a little adventure.
01:07:58Keep looking.
01:07:58He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:01See?
01:08:02They're not gonna kill us.
01:08:03I do have to admit, though.
01:08:06I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:08:08He's really there for his dad.
01:08:11His dad's dog.
01:08:13So you approve now?
01:08:15They didn't say that.
01:08:19Gucci!
01:08:23Gucci!
01:08:24My boy's back!
01:08:25Okay, okay.
01:08:35I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:44I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:51A little.
01:08:52It's okay.
01:08:54Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:00Amelia.
01:09:02Can we talk?
01:09:06Please?
01:09:09Amelia.
01:09:10Can we talk?
01:09:14Please?
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:16Okay.
01:09:16I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:29I shouldn't have attacked your sister.
01:09:32And I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:09:38I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:44Thanks for saying that.
01:09:45I needed to hear that.
01:09:49And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:53You're not one.
01:09:55I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:58Most of them are good.
01:10:01I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:04I'm not.
01:10:08You're not?
01:10:09What do you mean?
01:10:09Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:19And I don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together.
01:10:23I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:30Dad.
01:10:31What is it, son?
01:10:32I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:36Why, son?
01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:40And not because of some legal obligation, but because she wants to.
01:10:53Consider our contracts null and void.
01:10:56Amelia, where will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:12Will you marry me?
01:11:13Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:32You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:39Look at me.
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:43All right, all right, you two.
01:11:46That's enough, all right?
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:50Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved, especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:10It was worth a try.
01:12:13And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:38Michael Angelo?
01:12:42Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:50I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs.
01:12:58I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:02I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:13And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:25Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:36I love you so much.
01:13:40I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model.
01:13:48But here we are.
01:13:51Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:55Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:03And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime in a good way.
01:14:08With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:32Thanks.
01:14:34I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:14:37I'm Jake.
01:14:37Another dog walker.
01:14:40It's crazy.
01:14:41You know, given my sister.
01:14:43I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:46Me too.
01:14:49Oh.
01:14:50Oh.
01:14:51Oh.
01:14:58Oh.
01:14:58Oh.
01:14:58Oh.
01:14:58Oh.
01:14:59Oh.
01:14:59Oh.
01:14:59Oh.
01:15:00Oh.
01:15:00Oh.
01:15:00Oh.
01:15:01Oh.
01:15:01Oh.
01:15:01Oh.
01:15:01Oh.
01:15:02Oh.
01:15:02Oh.
01:15:02Oh.
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01:15:03Oh.
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01:15:04Oh.
01:15:04Oh.
01:15:04Oh.
01:15:05Oh.
01:15:05Oh.
01:15:05Oh.
01:15:06Oh.
01:15:06Oh.
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01:15:06Oh.
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