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00:00:00I'm married.
00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:11To be fair, we thought I was leaving.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have game.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:43Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, James.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37Hmm.
00:03:39All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:45Excuse me.
00:04:02Ew.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:05Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:17Good one, Romulus.
00:04:35These are great.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:42No problem.
00:04:43Cool.
00:04:44Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:47Hi.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:52I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I...
00:04:57couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that up.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were ya?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:20Ah, two ladies back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:27You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You...
00:05:36You have potential.
00:05:37Okay?
00:05:38But you say you wanna be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:41Cause so far...
00:05:42I ain't seen the ante from you.
00:05:46But...
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:55But...
00:05:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:16Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:21I thought...
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:28And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:36We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37Okay.
00:06:38We're gonna get through this.
00:06:39Together.
00:06:41I love you.
00:06:55Ciao Gucci!
00:06:57Did you have a good walk?
00:07:02What's wrong?
00:07:03Yeah.
00:07:08I'm sorry.
00:07:09This...
00:07:10No, no, no. Forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:16I have a savings.
00:07:18For my doggy daycare.
00:07:19My dream, but...
00:07:23It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:25And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:30After our parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia.
00:07:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And, uh...
00:07:46Make something nice.
00:07:49Come on.
00:07:50Okay.
00:07:51Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:01Except for the dog hair.
00:08:05Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:15In the middle of here.
00:08:17Well...
00:08:19Amelia, meet.
00:08:20Dr. Langelo, my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:25Mm-hmm.
00:08:26Yeah.
00:08:27Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:33Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45I'm really happy.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:48Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:02What exactly?
00:09:11How does it look?
00:09:12Not half bad.
00:09:14I mean...
00:09:15It's fine.
00:09:16Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:24I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:26You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:29You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:37I'm an underwear model.
00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:43The other one.
00:09:45You have to do that in the morning.
00:09:46Tell me another.
00:09:47I told you I'm...
00:09:49Now!
00:09:53Fine.
00:09:54see dog walker that wasn't so hard
00:10:02what the fuck this is fucking product
00:10:08asshole you crazy bitch
00:10:15Amelia whoa what's wrong
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:23and she flipped out I'm sorry Romulus but your son is a prick
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving no no please I apologize my son he's just immature
00:10:32all right and that's why I invited you to put forward it please all right just
00:10:39have a seat all right and I promise he'll be on his best behavior for the
00:10:42rest of the night won't you son so Amelia needs money to pay for her
00:10:47sister's cancer treatment cancer
00:10:52and you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family
00:10:56business make my own money dad okay
00:11:01I want the business I think we can make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone gets what they want what kind of deal
00:11:11well nothing crazy no you two just have to get married that's all
00:11:18what what Romulus what are you saying I can't marry the male Paris Hilton yeah and I can't
00:11:25marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living well at least I don't pose in my
00:11:30tidy whities for money
00:11:32you have to grow up
00:11:34before you can run our business and the best way to do that is to get married
00:11:39we're not even a match we hate each other least I do
00:11:43obviously I see there's something in common already look you know my wife and I we were
00:11:51opposites oh yeah we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza she sure drove me crazy when we first met
00:11:58I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool huh but I learned a thing or two in 70 years
00:12:05you two have chemistry yeah like a nuclear bomb
00:12:11as if Romulus isn't there another way I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life
00:12:16Amelia you do want to help your sister don't you
00:12:19well you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement
00:12:28what's it gonna be
00:12:32what's it gonna be
00:12:37fine
00:12:38I'll do it
00:12:40for Betsy
00:12:45well Angelo
00:12:46it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting
00:12:49if you're not gonna agree to marry her
00:12:52then you're gonna lose the business
00:12:55and you're also gonna lose your inheritance
00:12:57what the hell dad
00:12:59fuck it
00:13:02fine
00:13:03I'll do it
00:13:04now
00:13:05let's just
00:13:06go into the office now
00:13:08the lorries have already drafted the contract
00:13:11and son we're gonna need some champagne
00:13:15right my mom
00:13:16yeah
00:13:17try and make yourself look decent
00:13:18you will be engaged for a period of 30 days
00:13:24followed by a wedding planned by me
00:13:27and I'll tell you it's gonna be a big one for the ages too
00:13:30I hope the Halloween ball's not booked
00:13:33anyway
00:13:34you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion you know
00:13:37look there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage but
00:13:42well it can't do any good if word got out to the public right
00:13:46that's why this has to be our own secret
00:13:49are we agreed
00:13:51sure
00:13:52alright
00:13:53sign in
00:13:54good
00:13:55good
00:13:56good
00:13:57good
00:13:58good
00:13:59good
00:14:00salute
00:14:01to the new couple
00:14:08Salute to the new couple.
00:14:24So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:38So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:15:03Whoa. What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:07This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's an artist.
00:15:11So, put them in your room.
00:15:12I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:17That's man-thong. It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:31Oh, by the way, this is gonna work. You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:43Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:52You're getting married?
00:15:54Shh, Betsy. Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:58Sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:16:00It's not like you.
00:16:03You're somewhere...
00:16:04Reserved.
00:16:05Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:23The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:29Dino Valeno? Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:31Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:33Shh!
00:16:38Is Socialite Animal who's, like, started a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:47It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:50He's so toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil.
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:16:59You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:02This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:08Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:20We're just going to wet, baby.
00:17:39We're already wet.
00:17:40Where did that come from?
00:17:58We're just going to wet.
00:18:20Nice place. I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks. Finally.
00:18:28Ooh, good taste.
00:18:30Oh, I'm good. We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:35More for me.
00:18:37You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:45Who are you? Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:05Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house? We will be as loud as we want to be. Scream at the top of our lungs.
00:19:19You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:21What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:23He's jealous.
00:19:25Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:19:29Sweet dreams.
00:19:32I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:39How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:44See you later. And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:54Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:19:58You better not.
00:20:11How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:14Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:29We need to talk about last night.
00:20:31What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:35I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos. Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:58Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious. Don't screw this up.
00:21:03I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:21:18I'm sorry. It's a bit harsh. I'm just really...
00:21:24hungover.
00:21:27That could have gone better.
00:21:33Hey, baby.
00:21:35You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:40I know. I like it.
00:21:42Ah, it's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:47Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine. Yeah. We're still getting to know each other.
00:21:55All right. Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen. He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02Look, I... I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:05Yeah, you're right.
00:22:07Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Yeah, yeah.
00:22:12Come on.
00:22:13Bye, Gooch.
00:22:14Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no!
00:22:21Royce!
00:22:23I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46They should make a reality show.
00:22:48Little dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:50Do you want to walk together?
00:22:53Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:55Yeah.
00:22:56I'd like that.
00:23:03So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:06A couple months.
00:23:07I like it.
00:23:08I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:10Barista.
00:23:11Uber driver.
00:23:12Delivery guy.
00:23:14Movie extra?
00:23:15You were in a movie.
00:23:16Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:17I was trying to impress you.
00:23:19How about you?
00:23:20How long have you been doing this?
00:23:21I don't know.
00:23:22My whole life, I guess.
00:23:23It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:26I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:27Wow.
00:23:28I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:29Well, they're easier to hang out with than you.
00:23:31I don't know.
00:23:32I don't know.
00:23:33I don't know.
00:23:34I don't know.
00:23:35I don't know.
00:23:36I don't know.
00:23:37I don't know.
00:23:38I don't know.
00:23:39They're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:42If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:51I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:23:56You did?
00:23:58Yeah.
00:23:59I still do.
00:24:02He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:08Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:24I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:32Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:35Um, it's just a class ring.
00:24:38From high school.
00:24:40Looks pretty big.
00:24:42It was a big school.
00:24:44Public schools.
00:24:45Am I right?
00:24:46I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:57No.
00:24:58Are you kidding?
00:24:59I'm 24.
00:25:00I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:01I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:13I should pick it up.
00:25:14Where?
00:25:15I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:20Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:26Of course.
00:25:27It's an office.
00:25:28You wanna be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:25:31You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:38Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:25:42So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:48Come on, Dad.
00:25:49Okay.
00:25:59Ow!
00:26:03Oh my goodness.
00:26:04Are you okay?
00:26:06Hi.
00:26:07I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:13You're engaged, remember?
00:26:14And this is our new palette.
00:26:19It's Matt's collection.
00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:24But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:26:29Michelangelo.
00:26:37What, Dad?
00:26:40What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:42Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:48Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:49Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:55She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:58But she just worked hard, and now, well, now she earns some money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, I see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:35Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:37One day down.
00:27:39Forty more years to go.
00:27:43Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work,
00:27:49raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:56You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:28:04Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:08I promise we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:10The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:12Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:14Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdina app.
00:28:18Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad? I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter? You're getting along all right, aren't you?
00:28:28Yeah, yeah, just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled. I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.
00:28:37I'll be late.
00:28:41Why, Dad?
00:28:42Mm-hmm.
00:28:52So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:01And?
00:29:03And?
00:29:05You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:16How's it going in there?
00:29:26I'm coming out.
00:29:37Is that bad?
00:29:39I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:44Buy that dress.
00:29:45ASAP.
00:29:50Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:52I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:13What are you looking at?
00:30:14You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:15Oh, thanks.
00:30:16I, um...
00:30:18I...
00:30:20Did you forget my name?
00:30:21No, it's just...
00:30:22Uh, something different.
00:30:23Did you change your hair?
00:30:24Why do you care?
00:30:25The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:26I'm going out.
00:30:27I just forgot my charger.
00:30:28Awesome, thanks.
00:30:29Thanks.
00:30:30I'm taking this.
00:30:31Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:32We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:33I told you.
00:30:34I told you.
00:30:35I'm busy.
00:30:36Hold on.
00:30:37Amelia!
00:30:38There's just, uh, something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on!
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:08All right, hey, look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:31:21If your fiancรฉ's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:38Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:55Hey, it's Michael Angelo, Dean Levino.
00:31:58You still track people?
00:31:59Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:16Hi.
00:32:17You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:32But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:37The IP treatment.
00:32:39You look like one.
00:32:41Thanks, Jamie.
00:32:43Hey.
00:32:44Lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Love you, babe.
00:33:13Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16Before I do, you know what I want, babe.
00:33:21You know what I want.
00:33:25Good.
00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:38Jake, you guys are great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's all right.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:07You want something to drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:34:26going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:36I thought you liked it.
00:34:39I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:45I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:48Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01I'm beautiful, you know that?
00:35:02I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:13What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy.
00:35:18He's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:38What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:35:45He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude.
00:35:53Back off.
00:35:54Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancรฉe.
00:35:56So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:19I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:42Me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You're history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:13For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:18You are such a simpleton.
00:37:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:37I wish I didn't care about what it is.
00:37:46I wish I didn't care about what it is.
00:38:00I wish I knew that I would feel ะพัะตะฝั good.
00:38:02I wish I didn't care about what it is.
00:38:08I wish I didn't care about what it is.
00:38:41Where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:38:54Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:03Uh-huh.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08Yeah, too many drinks. Just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:20I should get up, too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25There's Pedialyte in the fridge.
00:39:26Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:36Well, you look great.
00:39:38Thanks.
00:39:39I don't feel great.
00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:44You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:50What's going on?
00:39:52So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait.
00:39:58For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:01We're taking it slow.
00:40:04Michelangelo.
00:40:05The male gigolo is taking it slow.
00:40:07Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:40:13And?
00:40:14How was it?
00:40:17Well...
00:40:17Really bad.
00:40:18Right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:40:25Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:29I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:34That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:36I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:53Opposites attract.
00:40:54I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:58Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:06Here it comes.
00:41:12Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walkers in love with me.
00:41:16I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:19I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:20What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:42Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:46Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:16I'm not very good with words.
00:42:43Me neither.
00:42:44But last night, I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake,
00:42:49and we can just go back to hating each other
00:42:52like nothing ever happened.
00:42:54I don't think you understand it.
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second.
00:42:56Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl.
00:43:00I've had a one-night stand before.
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay, I get it.
00:43:06I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech
00:43:13about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night,
00:43:17that you would, and frankly, so would I.
00:43:19Emily, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:21You don't understand.
00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:29Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:34What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:38I have a confession to make.
00:43:41Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why,
00:43:47but that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:52Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor.
00:43:57I could even do reality TV.
00:43:59But there is a fire between us, Amelia,
00:44:03some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:44:06You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia, please.
00:44:15I know you felt it, too.
00:44:22Amelia, please.
00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it, too.
00:44:27I felt it, too.
00:44:28So why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:38Me, too.
00:44:38Yes.
00:44:54Because of you!
00:45:01I've got a good actor.
00:45:01I'm so sorry.
00:45:02so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17lot fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait
00:45:29until the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:33you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks you know we
00:45:48could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious
00:45:55the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together
00:46:04why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce
00:46:30jake how's it going
00:46:33good yeah
00:46:36look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:42we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:48is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off
00:46:54like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:57well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him
00:47:04oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:47:09i didn't mean to pry
00:47:11i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:47:20remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection
00:47:26you're a cat person
00:47:28it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci let's go
00:47:32cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation
00:47:43the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so
00:47:47maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:52oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:56you mind watching uh your little brother for me
00:47:58gucci sure
00:47:59but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:03yeah but that's how you impress her
00:48:05you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:48:09at the dog park
00:48:09mm-hmm
00:48:10i just texted her it's all set
00:48:12now
00:48:14go get her lover boy
00:48:16so
00:48:27you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's my dad's dog
00:48:35not mine
00:48:35let me try
00:48:38that's okay
00:48:39i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:48:42dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:48no
00:48:50i like my work
00:48:52what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:48:55have fun
00:48:56you're right
00:48:58i should work less
00:48:59if nothing else
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:17just wait and see
00:49:19have a good night
00:49:29have a good night
00:49:29mr tino bellino
00:49:29what's that
00:49:36special delivery from
00:49:38masterione's italian deli
00:49:40but gucci
00:49:43it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know that's awful for dogs
00:49:49right
00:49:49i thought you were
00:49:51off the clock today
00:49:53besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought
00:49:58we could use his water bowl
00:49:59to pour a little chianti into
00:50:01i'm kidding
00:50:03this is for us
00:50:05why don't you get us a court script
00:50:06what else is in the back
00:50:08just some
00:50:09imported italian ingredients
00:50:10so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:12you can cook
00:50:14that was so good
00:50:29i feel like i just
00:50:31went to italy
00:50:32even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you
00:50:35do this
00:50:36i can't cook
00:50:36at all
00:50:37making italian food
00:50:38is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school
00:50:41no
00:50:42my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:45i've never told a girl about my mom
00:50:49sorry
00:50:50i don't mean to pray
00:50:52she
00:50:54passed away when i was 11
00:50:55breast cancer
00:50:57but
00:50:59i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village
00:51:02in tuscany
00:51:03and
00:51:03she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen
00:51:09just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:11i still have all of her recipes
00:51:15here
00:51:16handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:20i miss her
00:51:23this might sound corny but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:51:34just
00:51:36don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents
00:51:39my parents died in a car accident
00:51:42when i was 13
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:58your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02no
00:52:03no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine
00:52:17or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20her
00:52:20you don't want espresso
00:52:24hey
00:52:34hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:39no thank you
00:52:41me and dad have been warning me i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:46ready bro
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:02okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:04love you
00:53:08love you too
00:53:09sorry
00:53:19it's reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither
00:53:22too soon
00:53:23talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:29okay
00:53:29uh could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:36look who's here
00:53:42hey my little guy
00:53:44hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here
00:53:48huh
00:53:49let's try
00:53:51oh yeah now here's mine
00:53:55right
00:53:55just like that
00:53:57huh
00:53:57yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:01come to papa
00:54:03come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:05all right
00:54:07all right
00:54:07all right so
00:54:07we got to talk about this
00:54:09this wedding right
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl
00:54:12they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into
00:54:15chris martin on the plane
00:54:17he says the band
00:54:18is free
00:54:19you like cold play right
00:54:21dad
00:54:22we can't have the wedding
00:54:23at the hollywood bowl
00:54:24well all right
00:54:27then we'll book
00:54:28the magic castle
00:54:29how about that
00:54:30not too big
00:54:30plenty room for cold play
00:54:32huh
00:54:32let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we cannot plan a wedding
00:54:36like this
00:54:37what
00:54:37something wrong with
00:54:38Amelia
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything is great
00:54:42it's better than great
00:54:44honestly
00:54:44but we cannot have a big
00:54:47flashy wedding
00:54:48that's our thing
00:54:50it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:52i think it'd make it
00:54:53uncomfortable
00:54:53wow
00:54:56i never thought of that
00:54:57you know you have a very
00:54:59good point
00:55:00yeah
00:55:00i'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:07i can't say i've ever felt like this
00:55:10with another girl
00:55:11sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love
00:55:15yeah
00:55:17i don't know
00:55:19he's cute
00:55:22all right all right
00:55:23change the deal
00:55:24gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:27all right
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small
00:55:29intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding
00:55:31with
00:55:31cold play
00:55:33no cold play dad
00:55:34no cold play
00:55:36so
00:55:44it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:46it's not working
00:55:48i know it
00:55:49i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured
00:55:54what
00:55:55you're cured
00:55:57oh
00:55:58congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:02i wasn't expecting it
00:56:04i didn't think i would be cured
00:56:05in only two sessions
00:56:07it only took two sessions
00:56:09i almost had enough in my savings
00:56:11to cover that
00:56:12maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis
00:56:17we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco
00:56:20no
00:56:22yeah
00:56:22no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:25amelia
00:56:26i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:29is it michelangelo
00:56:32is everything okay
00:56:34if that punk
00:56:36pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong
00:56:38and give him a wedgie
00:56:39so far up his butt
00:56:41that it will cut him in two
00:56:42it's not michelangelo
00:56:45let's see
00:56:45it's me
00:56:48i have to tell you something
00:56:51i cannot believe
00:56:57that they convinced you to do
00:56:58an arranged marriage
00:57:00what is this
00:57:02game of thrones
00:57:03it's the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:05and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:07actually
00:57:09he's not that bad
00:57:12i kinda like him
00:57:14yeah
00:57:16babe
00:57:17that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:20betsy
00:57:21i have
00:57:23real feelings for him
00:57:25but
00:57:26what about the tabloid stories
00:57:30you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:32they banned him
00:57:34for life
00:57:35you'll never go to epcot
00:57:36he's not actually like the stories
00:57:39or
00:57:40at least not to me
00:57:42he's only acting like that to get into your pants
00:57:45amelia
00:57:46if you marry michelangelo
00:57:49he will make your life a living hell
00:57:52what if you meet him
00:57:55yeah
00:57:56meet him
00:57:57maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:57:59maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him a chance
00:58:05fine
00:58:07yes
00:58:09only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:10you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:15you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:20thank you for making dinner
00:58:25of course
00:58:26i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:29michelangelo
00:58:33you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:37right
00:58:37you mean besides me
00:58:38i'm serious
00:58:39it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine
00:58:44tonight's gonna be great
00:58:47it's enormous
00:58:58why would anybody need so much room
00:59:03it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you
00:59:10let's see
00:59:11so
00:59:14this is the
00:59:15infamous
00:59:17michelangelo
00:59:19how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:2496 Dom Perignon
00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:27yeah
00:59:29sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:31it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:35$8.99 at Ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:40this was made in France
00:59:43sorry
00:59:44can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so
00:59:47who wants a drink
00:59:49you hardly touch your food
01:00:11it's a little too rich for me
01:00:16mine tastes great
01:00:19so
01:00:21michelangelo
01:00:22i
01:00:22have some
01:00:23big sister questions to ask about the
01:00:26pernuptials coming up
01:00:27you
01:00:28don't mind do you
01:00:29fire away
01:00:30so
01:00:33i know you two have been having your
01:00:34fun
01:00:36um
01:00:37but
01:00:38what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase
01:00:42wears off
01:00:43i don't think it's going to
01:00:45i don't think it's going to
01:00:45that's cute and all but
01:00:48what about her career are you gonna support her
01:00:51or kids what's your stance on that
01:00:53or are you just gonna
01:00:55jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:58betsy
01:00:59betsy
01:00:59look
01:01:00i know i have a past
01:01:02but
01:01:03i'm committed to it
01:01:05we haven't talked about kids but
01:01:07i'm open to anything
01:01:08see michelangelo that's my point
01:01:10you two are getting married
01:01:12and you barely know each other
01:01:14we know now
01:01:15easy betsy
01:01:17i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:21and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:23you would give her the time
01:01:26and what makes you such an expert
01:01:27i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:29michelangelo
01:01:31you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:01:36she gets it from you
01:01:37are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:01:40you started it
01:01:41why don't we all just calm down
01:01:50betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:01:52no she's alone and miserable
01:01:54and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:56that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:00you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:06you know what
01:02:06you can't talk to betsy like that
01:02:08that's my sister
01:02:09she just survived cancer
01:02:10that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19not to me
01:02:20you know maybe she should be concerned
01:02:22i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:02:26but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:28you told her
01:02:29she's my sister
01:02:31i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you
01:02:34a contractual agreement
01:02:36some kind of obligation
01:02:37it's not what i meant
01:02:39it came out wrong amelia
01:02:40i love you
01:02:42you love me
01:02:44you don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47shut the fuck up
01:02:48you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:02:53we need to get out of here
01:03:01i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:07emilia
01:03:11i know this is hard to hear
01:03:13but
01:03:15you did the right thing
01:03:17you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah
01:03:21but he isn't a monster
01:03:23i shouldn't have said that
01:03:24we can talk about it on the road
01:03:26get packing
01:03:28and if we leave now
01:03:30we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:31lay low for a bit
01:03:32mexico
01:03:33or canada
01:03:34whatever
01:03:35it's that or stay here and get sued
01:03:37by the dino lovinos
01:03:39or worse
01:03:41i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:03:44i mean
01:03:44i only told you about the contract
01:03:47it's not like i told the media
01:03:48you don't know that
01:03:50we're
01:03:52liabilities
01:03:53loose ends
01:03:54you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:03:56get rid of that thing
01:04:02that could be tracking us right now
01:04:04yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:04:09see
01:04:11he could have a sniper on us
01:04:14it's romulus
01:04:18hey romulus
01:04:20what
01:04:21what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:24you came
01:04:37against my better judgment
01:04:40i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43i've just been busy
01:04:45but
01:04:45it's over with now
01:04:48you should
01:04:50punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick
01:04:55i make me sick
01:04:57nice
01:05:06underwear
01:05:08it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay
01:05:16let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say
01:05:22do you even realize how hot i am
01:05:26i'm
01:05:26sorry
01:05:27chantel
01:05:29i thought i wanted this
01:05:32but i don't
01:05:34i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia broke up with me
01:05:43it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:50never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am fucking devastated
01:05:57and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:01dad just wanted to come back to me
01:06:04amelia
01:06:14hi dad
01:06:16gucci's gone
01:06:19i'll be right there
01:06:21i'll be right there
01:06:27well i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:36we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:06:39he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:41i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:44well we can help you find him
01:06:47yeah
01:06:48right
01:06:49good thanks
01:06:52gucci
01:06:54this better not be a trap
01:06:55just come on
01:06:56gucci
01:07:00gucci
01:07:01gucci
01:07:02hey hey hey where's becalangelo
01:07:03huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:07:06oh um he's
01:07:08sorry i'm late dad
01:07:10where were you
01:07:12i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:07:14it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:16if this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:07:18nothing will
01:07:19smart move
01:07:21here ladies
01:07:22take a piece of this prosciutto
01:07:24yeah that's it
01:07:25let me look
01:07:30gucci
01:07:41we've been looking for him all night long
01:07:51we're never gonna find him
01:07:55don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:07:57keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:07:59see
01:08:02they're not gonna kill us
01:08:03i do have to admit though
01:08:05i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:08:07he's really
01:08:09there for his dad
01:08:10his dad's dog
01:08:12so you approve now
01:08:15they didn't say that
01:08:17gucci
01:08:20gucci
01:08:23my boy's back
01:08:25oh
01:08:26okay
01:08:33okay
01:08:34i'm
01:08:35a little closer
01:08:37to approving
01:08:38i
01:08:44might
01:08:45have
01:08:47possibly
01:08:48misjudged you
01:08:50a little
01:08:52it's okay
01:08:54most of
01:08:55what the tabloids publish is true
01:08:56they just
01:08:58leave out part of the story
01:08:59amelia
01:09:00can we talk
01:09:02please
01:09:06amelia
01:09:10can we talk
01:09:12please
01:09:14okay
01:09:24amelia
01:09:25i'm
01:09:26sorry about earlier tonight
01:09:28i shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:09:31and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:09:34i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:09:42thanks for saying that
01:09:45i needed to hear that
01:09:48and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:52you're not one
01:09:54i'm still learning new things about you
01:09:57most of them are good
01:09:59i'm happy we signed the contract
01:10:03i'm not
01:10:05you're not
01:10:08what do you mean
01:10:09amelia
01:10:12this
01:10:13might sound crazy but
01:10:15i meant it when i said that i love you
01:10:18and i don't want
01:10:20some silly piece of paper
01:10:21to be the reason that we stay together
01:10:23i want to know that our love is real
01:10:27dad
01:10:30what is it son
01:10:31i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:10:35why son
01:10:37because i want to ask her to marry me
01:10:40and not because of some legal obligation
01:10:45but because she wants to
01:10:48consider our contract null and void
01:10:56amelia
01:11:03where will it be
01:11:06will you marry me
01:11:09will you marry me
01:11:13yes
01:11:16i'll marry you
01:11:17yes
01:11:18i'll marry you
01:11:21you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:11:35and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:11:38look at me
01:11:40i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:11:42all right
01:11:45all right you two
01:11:46that's enough all right
01:11:47we spent this whole night together
01:11:49come over to my place
01:11:51all right
01:11:52we'll have a nice breakfast
01:11:53italian style
01:11:54hopefully it's not
01:11:56too rich for you
01:11:57i think i can get used to it
01:11:59and then we can all discuss the wedding
01:12:02all right
01:12:03i want to hear from everybody involved
01:12:05especially uh cold play
01:12:07we're not getting cold play dad
01:12:09it was worth a try
01:12:11and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:12:38michelangelo
01:12:39michelangelo
01:12:40michelangelo
01:12:42amelia
01:12:43even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:12:48we're perfect together
01:12:50i've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:12:55and not just about dogs
01:12:57i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:13:02i'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:13:09as i take over the family business from my father this year
01:13:13and in return i promise to be patient and a loving husband
01:13:21as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:13:25amelia you are the only thing better than free underwear
01:13:32i love you so much
01:13:34i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model but here we are
01:13:38michelangelo you've helped me come out of my shell
01:13:40and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest something i hope to do more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:13:47and although we haven't spent much time together it feels like a lifetime in a good way
01:13:54i know your mom would be proud of you
01:13:56ti amo michelangelo i love you
01:14:03with the power vested in me by almighty god and the city of beverly hills i now pronounce you husband and wife
01:14:11you may kiss your bride
01:14:15thanks
01:14:32i'm betsy
01:14:34amelia's sister
01:14:36i'm jake
01:14:38another dog walker
01:14:40it's crazy
01:14:41you know given my sister
01:14:42but i've always been more of a cat person
01:14:45me too
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