01:00Oh, is it shaking us, cracking us, body pounds always backing up, cracking up to the maximum, say it out loud, we press on, crash that whole thing back in the arms, so we take a great chance, but I won't let the day start counting on, your time is over.
01:16No, no, no, no, no, no, you can't seriously be thinking about giving this nerd a shot at that United States champion.
01:40Hey, what the hell did you just say to me, you snooze, you lose, but when is the last time you...
01:49Hey!
01:52Gentlemen, the open challenge is made for every competitor, but to be fair, Nathan was your first.
02:02And when it comes down to the United States championship, there is no reward for jackasses.
02:12Oh, Jesus!
02:14Oh!
02:16Ooh!
02:18Oh!
02:19Damn!
02:20Oh!
02:22Oh!
02:24Oh!
02:26Oh!
02:27Oh!
02:29Oh!
02:31Oh!
02:32Oh!
02:33Whoo!
02:42Whoo!
02:45Whoo!
02:53Whoo!
02:58Whoo!
03:00Whoo!
03:02That's the thing, I told him he wants to go in there, so he'll probably have to go in there.
03:15Come on man.
03:24Come on man.
03:30We gotta do that every time we do a chop.
03:58Ohhhh.
04:10Ohhhh.
04:22Are you kidding me?
04:40It's over for him bro, if that didn't win.
04:52Ohhhh.
04:54Ohhhh.
04:58Wrestling peaked in the late 90's though.
05:02Oh totally.
05:04The Rock and Stanford.
05:06Yeah.
05:07That whole era.
05:08Mankind.
05:09Hell yeah dude.
05:14Look at the craziest shit dude.
05:15Oh yeah.
05:21He's about to win right here.
05:26He's gonna tap him out with an angle lock or something.
05:42Ohhhh.
05:43Ohhhh.
05:44One.
05:45Two.
05:46I did it basically for free.
05:49Exactly.
05:50Yeah.
05:51That's the only way I'm gonna do it too dude.
05:52Yeah.
05:53If Verizon's basically making my phone payment for me then I'll do it.
05:54Totally.
05:55He's gonna reverse it.
05:56He's gonna reverse it and he's gonna pin him.
05:57This match is taking too long.
05:58Did I call it?
06:00Did I call it?
06:24Oh, damn, this match is still not over.
06:41Oh!
06:44Dude, that's crazy.
06:47Oh!
06:54Oh, that must be his finisher.
07:24Here is your winner, and still, United States champion, Guillaume!
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