00:00Please, arrest me. Please.
00:12Go to your masquerade, bald princess.
00:20No.
00:24You ask it for it?
00:30To the police station.
00:35Hey, man. While we're drinking a cheap coffee, they promised a million dollars for the missing princess.
00:46Yeah. With such money, I can't forever forget about this damn job.
00:53Hello!
00:55Um...
00:57I asked about cherry donut. Not a chocolate.
01:02Go and swipe it.
01:04Really?
01:05Really. Right now.
01:06Right now.
01:07Right now.
01:09Okay.
01:16Are you Earl Princess?
01:17Princess?
01:19Yes.
01:21Please, find me.
01:25But...
01:26Please.
01:29Oh, damn.
01:30Welcome.
01:43Welcome.
01:48Listen, I really want you to know that I am grateful to you for having me here and helping me...
01:55Sorry, I don't know your name.
01:57Stop.
01:58Tell me.
01:59Who is looking for you?
02:01Well...
02:03Probably the whole city.
02:06Can you help me?
02:07How?
02:09I mean...
02:10I'm just a cop.
02:11And you are...
02:12You're real princess.
02:18Quietly.
02:20I'll explain later.
02:23Well...
02:25Just hide under the blanket.
02:26Sorry, what?
02:27Did you hear me?
02:28Hide under the blanket.
02:35I'm coming!
02:43Who's there?
02:44It's me.
02:46Hey!
02:47Hey!
02:48That's delivery, man!
02:49What?
02:50What?
02:51Stop!
02:52Just...
02:53Stop!
02:54Hey!
02:55I'm with the girl here.
02:56Yeah, okay.
02:57I see.
02:58I'm sorry.
02:59I'm sorry.
03:00I completely forgot about my date.
03:01Who is she?
03:02Look, it's none of your business.
03:03Just...
03:04See you tomorrow.
03:05Yeah?
03:06Okay, tomorrow.
03:08Give me the car keys, please.
03:09Okay.
03:10Okay.
03:11No problem?
03:12Yeah.
03:13Um...
03:18Does your girlfriend wear a crown?
03:23Look, she's...
03:24She's some kind of...
03:26Beauty queen.
03:27Beauty queen, yeah.
03:29You're so lucky, man.
03:32Nice.
03:34What?
03:35Did you decide to get the money for the princess?
03:37Stop it, Prince!
03:39You have to share, partner.
03:40You have to share!
03:41Stop it, idiot.
03:42I don't want money for the princess.
03:47I want a princess...
03:48Herself.
03:49Wait, what?
03:50I've seen so little good in my damn life.
03:54But I will always remember spending the night with the princess herself.
04:00You killed me right now.
04:01You hate me.
04:02I don't want a sketch on that.
04:03So...
04:04You have princess.
04:05And I have money, right?
04:06Deal.
04:07I'm keeping an eye on you here.
04:08I'll be back in the morning.
04:09Tic-tac, man.
04:10Tic-tac.
04:11Damn it.
04:24Did he leave?
04:25Yeah.
04:26I have money, right?
04:27Deo.
04:28Man, you're keeping an eye on me.
04:29You're keeping an eye on me here.
04:30I'll be back in the morning.
04:31Tic-tac, man.
04:32Tic-tac.
04:33Damn it.
04:34Did he leave?
04:36Yeah.
04:37Did he leave?
04:39Yeah, but he's watching and waiting for the moment you leave here.
04:45Well.
04:46Sorry, you wouldn't have a chance to escape.
04:52Well, help me make the most of every second of my freedom.
04:59Sometimes I think you're not a princess, but just an escaped prisoner.
05:07I'm sorry, I didn't mean...
05:09I am a prisoner from childhood.
05:14You know, my father wants to marry me off to a man that I don't even love.
05:22And I...
05:23You know, I just want my ordinary life.
05:29With my ordinary dreams.
05:31So, you're as quickly as tired of fulfilling your dreams?
05:39Really?
05:40Yeah, why not?
05:45But for God's sake, can we please don't know this abomination about the crying princess?
05:51This is not about princess at all.
05:54Wait a minute.
05:58You don't know what's this?
06:00Do I have to?
06:02This is the best series in the world.
06:06Really?
06:06Yeah.
06:09Okay then, let's watch it.
06:11Well, no, you're crazy.
06:14No one wants friends in the dress.
06:17And we need pizza.
06:21Pizza?
06:22Yeah.
06:22Hold my phone.
06:24Pizza.
06:26That's nice.
06:28I knew she would be taken from me soon.
06:31And lose her freedom.
06:33So I had to fulfill everything she asked for.
06:36Every whim, dream and desire.
06:38Give her everything.
06:40But with every passing hour, for some reason,
06:43I didn't want to let her go.
06:50Yeah!
06:50Oh, my God, finally!
06:54Yeah.
06:55What are you doing?
07:03I kissed you like Rachel kissed Rose.
07:07Oh.
07:08My God, didn't you like it?
07:10No, that's not a point.
07:12It took them two whole seasons.
07:14But we have only known each other for one day.
07:19Oh.
07:20I understand now.
07:22Sorry, it just feels like this day is about to end.
07:25Turn on the next episode.
07:35I'll be back soon.
07:37Okay.
07:40Warlocks.
07:40Hey, buddy.
07:47Have you done it once or twice?
07:50Okay.
07:51Okay, Charlotte, you can do it.
07:53Look, I've only got another case so far,
07:55but I need her real body.
07:58Can you bring me something strong?
08:00Maybe it will help her be my agreeable, hmm?
08:02For a million dollars deal.
08:04Good.
08:10So, what do we have here?
08:13So, that's what you needed me for.
08:18Okay.
08:20Come on.
08:21Whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:21Take it.
08:22What are you doing?
08:23I can explain everything.
08:24Explain what?
08:26You, just like everyone else,
08:27wanted to use me for your own purposes.
08:29Come on, take it.
08:30No, stop it.
08:31I don't have any power anymore.
08:33I would never use you.
08:35What do you want from me, then?
08:41I want to get money for you from your father.
08:45What?
08:54Sir?
08:55For you, it's your majesty.
08:57Oh.
08:58Where is she?
09:00Where's the money?
09:03Give the money.
09:06To the pool, policeman.
09:19So, where is my daughter?
09:20Was it really needed to have this circus?
09:32Actually, you would have come crawling back to me
09:35and begging for money, eventually.
09:38Therefore, whether you like it or not,
09:40you will have to get married.
09:41Do you understand me?
09:43Please, come with me.
09:44I know, Dad.
09:49I know.
09:50And that is why
09:51I've already done it.
09:59Don't make me laugh.
10:01Who?
10:02Who could you marry
10:03in just a single night?
10:05Hmm?
10:05It was me.
10:09Your honor.
10:11Majesty.
10:12I don't care.
10:13The main thing is that she has both.
10:15Money and husband.
10:20So, kiss yourself and your
10:21majestic ass.
10:27Sorry.
10:27Your majesty.
10:32Charlotte.
10:33Charlotte.
10:34Come back here at once.
10:36Charlotte, you will regret this.
10:38So, we just need to
10:41be worse and
10:42you can start a new life.
10:48Don't rush.
10:51I guess we have
10:52eight more seasons of
10:54friends ahead.
10:55Help me.
11:03That moment,
11:04I understood that a princess
11:06could even
11:07fell in love
11:08with a guy
11:08with no money.
11:10So long as she
11:11knows that she is
11:12his most prized
11:13possession.
11:15I'm Noah
11:15and this is my
11:17truly
11:18royal
11:18love story.
11:26I'm Noah
11:27and I'm
11:27Michael
11:27and
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