00:00Surprise!
00:07Is that McDonald's?
00:14No, I'm pregnant. It's yours.
00:17Get out of here. My wife sees this.
00:20What? Your wife? Are you serious?
00:22How could you?
00:24Don't say a word, and I'll throw you out of here.
00:28Hey, what's going on here?
00:30Hey, let her alone, jerk!
00:32I'll throw you out of here!
00:34Stop!
00:36Get your hands off him!
00:38I just wanna help you!
00:40By hurting the person I love?
00:42Get lost, youth. It's not your business.
00:44Whatever.
00:46Just have a nice day.
00:48Are you okay?
00:50Shh!
00:52Do you want me to show you the exit?
00:58Uh, bad day? Hmm?
01:16Sort of.
01:18Me too.
01:20I got fired from my job.
01:22So...
01:24How about getting wasted?
01:26I didn't know you at all.
01:28Don't worry, I'm gay.
01:30You are?
01:32No.
01:34But I won't touch you as well.
01:38I'm into...
01:40Ugly girls.
01:42Faye.
01:46Handler.
01:54I was moving in with my boyfriend, but it turned out he had a wife.
02:00And he wasn't happy about my pregnancy either.
02:04What a jerk.
02:08If I had seen him, I would have punched him in the face.
02:26Surprise! I'm Lydia Krasley.
02:28And I...
02:29And this is my husband, Carson.
02:30We're your new neighbors.
02:31So here's a housewarming gift for you.
02:33Always good.
02:34Wow, what a nice apartment.
02:36Carson, put the salad on the table.
02:38Yeah.
02:43Oh, my God.
02:44Butterfingers, don't worry, he'll clean that red up, won't you, Carson?
02:49Can you believe that I've been married to him for 15 years?
02:53Ugh.
02:54Anyway, so you two are a couple as well?
02:56Oh, no, no.
02:57My boyfriend dumped me.
02:58Pregnant.
02:59Oh, my goodness, why would he do that?
03:01Oh, it turns out he had a wife.
03:03Carson!
03:04What?
03:05Anyway, darling, you should tell the wife immediately.
03:06Oh, yes?
03:07Do you think so?
03:08Absolutely.
03:09I don't know.
03:10Perhaps better get over it and start a new life.
03:12Yeah, that's a very good idea.
03:13Good freaking afternoon.
03:14Edward?
03:15Who's our guest?
03:16Uh, these are our neighbors, Lydia, Carson, and my friend Faith.
03:17Hi.
03:18Would you mind if I smash him in the face?
03:19What?
03:20What?
03:21What?
03:22What?
03:23Lydia, let's go home.
03:24Why?
03:25Oh!
03:26Oh!
03:27Oh!
03:28Oh!
03:29Oh!
03:30Oh!
03:31Oh!
03:32Oh!
03:33Oh!
03:34Oh!
03:35Oh!
03:36Oh!
03:37Oh!
03:38Oh!
03:39Oh!
03:40Oh!
03:41Oh!
03:42Oh!
03:43Oh!
03:44Oh!
03:45Why?
03:46Oh!
03:47Oh!
03:48Stay here!
03:49Stay with us!
03:50Oh!
03:51Oh!
03:52Tell her why, what you were doing in the hallway today!
03:53What were you doing in the hallway today?
03:54I'll explain everything.
03:55Just let's go home.
03:56Okay, now you're going to explain me everything.
04:04Anyway, if you let me punch him in the face,
04:07he wouldn't be sitting outside in tears.
04:09And where would I be?
04:11With me in the shower.
04:13How to help?
04:15Let's drink to our meeting.
04:17I don't think Faye should drink.
04:20She hasn't eaten anything all day.
04:34Is everything okay?
04:36Everything is perfect, Edward.
04:38Bro, can I talk to you for a second?
04:44Sure.
04:46Yeah.
04:52I think we're vibing.
04:55Vibing?
04:56Right.
04:57So can you give us some privacy, just the two of us, please?
05:01It's going to be three of you and I'm not talking about myself.
05:06She's pregnant.
05:14So what are we going to do with her now?
05:16Nothing.
05:18I'd like to feed her, hear her out, help her.
05:24But I wanted to watch the game together tonight.
05:28Well, now you're talking about game when you have no chance with her.
05:32You're a real knight, Jacob.
05:34Screw you, Edward.
05:36Screw you, Edward.
05:54Lydia, Lydia, please.
05:55Lydia, we're married!
06:06Mind if I sit?
06:07Yeah.
06:08Damn it.
06:09What have I done?
06:10Well, you're a young mistress and made her pregnant.
06:13No.
06:14I've got a wife who never loved me.
06:16And Faye, you know?
06:17Faye, you know?
06:18Faye, she's...
06:19She's incredible.
06:20You know?
06:21She cares about me, about my business, about my dreams.
06:23And...
06:24She saw me as a man.
06:25Oh, dude, I'm such an idiot.
06:26What?
06:27Fuck.
06:28Fuck.
06:29Fuck.
06:30Where are you going?
06:31Get some flogging.
06:32I've got a wife who never loved me.
06:33I've got a wife who never loved me.
06:34And Faye, you know?
06:35Faye, she's...
06:36She's incredible.
06:37You know?
06:38She cares about me, about my business, about my dreams, and...
06:40So me as a man.
06:41Oh, man.
06:43Dude, I'm such an idiot.
06:45What?
06:46Fuck.
06:47Fuck.
06:48Fuck.
06:49Fuck.
06:50Fuck.
06:51Fuck.
06:52Fuck.
06:53Fuck.
06:54Fuck.
06:55Fuck.
06:56Fuck.
06:57Fuck.
06:58Fuck.
06:59Fuck.
07:00That was the best dinner of my whole life.
07:03Oh, same here.
07:05Um, I think yours is yet to come.
07:09I hope so.
07:12With you.
07:16Edward, um, I'm carrying another man's child.
07:21And I'm going to give birth to it.
07:24So...
07:25Do you understand what I'm saying?
07:26Yeah.
07:27We're not going to fit in this apartment.
07:28That's what I'm saying.
07:29We'll move into a new one.
07:30But no.
07:31No, come on, man.
07:32Enough of the jewelry.
07:33You barely know me.
07:34I guess we have about five months to get to know each other.
07:35What the hell are you doing?
07:36Shut up.
07:37Hey.
07:38Get lost, man.
07:39Faye.
07:40Faye.
07:41You're a wonderful girl.
07:42Get involved with a total jerk.
07:43Oh, that's why she should be with me.
07:44No.
07:45You have to be with him.
07:46He's the best guy I've ever met.
07:47And you're probably the best girl.
07:49And, um...
07:50And, um...
07:51And I'm leaving here.
07:52Wait.
07:53Wait.
07:54Wait.
07:55Are you...
07:56Are you...
07:57To get to know each other?
07:58To get to know each other?
07:59What the hell are you doing?
08:00Shut up.
08:01Hey.
08:02Get lost, man.
08:03Faye.
08:04You're a wonderful girl.
08:05Get involved with a total jerk.
08:06Oh, that's why she should be with me.
08:07No.
08:08You have to be with him.
08:10He's the best guy I've ever met.
08:13You're probably the best girl.
08:15And, um...
08:16And, uh...
08:18And I'm leaving here.
08:20Wait.
08:21Are you...
08:22Okay, dude.
08:23Let's be honest.
08:24There's not much room for the three of us, so...
08:27You're a lucky guy.
08:29Take care of her.
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