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02:42¡Dale.
02:50¿Vale?
02:52¡Dif un barmé, amor!
02:53¡Buenas noticiendo la diferencia entre las dos dos de las dos!
02:56¡Tú y son de las dos de las dos!
02:57¡Mario Quint!
02:59¿So, uh, ¿sí?
03:01¿O un date, pues?
03:02¡Yup!
03:03¡Dale, estés la jocando!
03:04¡Es que es un problema!
03:06¡Sos es inteligente!
03:07¡Oye, sí, entonces!
03:08¡Ah!
03:10Ah, Bob, I'm sorry, farm emergency.
03:13You stay right where you are, I will be back before you know it.
03:17Yeah, that's me done too.
03:19Bye, love.
03:24Oh, great.
03:25Has he gone?
03:26Who?
03:27Archie!
03:28Obviously, to the party, remember?
03:31It wasn't that long ago I asked you.
03:33No, no, no, it wasn't.
03:35I've already done it.
03:37You're welcome.
03:39Sorry, I just...
03:40What, forgot to be grateful?
03:42Thank you.
03:43Was he all right?
03:45He's a young boy at a laser tag party.
03:48Of course he's all right.
03:49On his own, I meant.
03:51You know, it was kids and parents, wasn't it?
03:53You know, I might be able to make the second half.
03:55Oh, no, he said don't bother.
03:56He's been put with Ollie's dad and Ollie's been put with his mum,
03:59so everything's great.
04:01Oh, right, great.
04:03Yeah, you mean Ollie's dad who drives a Lamborghini
04:06and used to play for Celtic.
04:07Oh, and owned video game arcades.
04:09Why couldn't you stay with him?
04:11What, because I'm really boring, you mean?
04:13It's hard enough with Archie at the moment,
04:16as it is with me working all these hours.
04:18Actually, I don't need this on top.
04:20OK, well, I will bear that in mind next time you ask me
04:23a rather large favour, especially when I'm in the middle of a date.
04:27Oh, great.
04:28Ollie's dad.
04:29He's going to bring him home.
04:30In the Lambo, no doubt.
04:32Do you know, remind me to buy you a big bunch of flowers
04:35to say thank you when Archie wants them to adopt him.
04:38I can't hear you, Jay!
04:39What the hell?
04:44Have you gone mad?
04:46What happened?
04:47I did... he was...
04:49Speak!
04:50I changed my mind and he wasn't having it.
04:53Because you don't get to change your mind.
04:56I thought I made that abundantly clear last time.
04:58He's not answering his phone.
05:00So, what did he do when you tried to leave?
05:03What?
05:04It's a simple question.
05:06Did he just let you go?
05:08No.
05:09Well, you're here.
05:10How did that happen?
05:11How did you get away?
05:13Because he's dead.
05:17I just can't get enough of you and Ross going at each other.
05:22Well, you heard him.
05:23What was I supposed to do?
05:24Maybe calm things down!
05:26Whoa!
05:27Do you want to give me a lesson in that?
05:29Maybe you could take one yourself.
05:31So, go on.
05:33What was it about, anyway?
05:35Something and nothing.
05:36Well, give me something, please.
05:41Fine.
05:42I thought it would be a good idea if I smashed up his car
05:46just a little bit and then blamed it on Kev.
05:49And that's why it kicked off in the pub earlier.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Well, the whole idea was that him and Kev would then have a massive bust up.
05:57Kev would leave and then it would leave Aaron and Robert to crack on again.
06:01Crack on with what?
06:03Oh, they'd started back up.
06:05Oh, what a super idea that was.
06:07Seriously, Mac.
06:08You're a grown man.
06:10You can't solve your problems with the plot of Despicable Me.
06:13And anyway, Kev's no one to you.
06:16Ross happens to be Moses' dad.
06:18Oh, I am very aware of that.
06:20And are you also aware that you, yourself, are a brilliant stepdad?
06:26Well, I had my suspicions.
06:28Okay, and it's not a case of either or.
06:30You are both in Moses' life and I want you both to stay in Moses' life.
06:36So stop acting like a child and stop winding Ross up.
06:39In fact, start getting on with him.
06:41For Moses' sake.
06:45Stupid.
06:46How did you get back?
06:47Taxi.
06:48In that state?
06:49Stupid.
06:50Who else saw you?
06:51I don't know.
06:52Well, think.
06:53I don't know.
06:54How could you mess up something so simple?
06:56You do know you'll be going to prison for this.
06:58What?
06:59No.
07:00Killing someone, I think so.
07:01It was an accident.
07:03You sent me there.
07:04This is your fault.
07:05Yes, well, you try telling anyone that.
07:07See what happens.
07:08You'll be begging for prison.
07:12Help me.
07:13Please.
07:15Please help me.
07:16If it wasn't for me, he would still be in there trying to crawl his way out at that office now.
07:26Right, let me get this straight.
07:27Are you bragging because you rescued Jay or because you've got very big shoulders?
07:31Oh, the last person I thought I'd see shaming someone for who they are.
07:36Aw.
07:37It's nice to see you smile.
07:38Yeah.
07:39It'd be nice to have more reasons to do it, wouldn't it?
07:41How are you?
07:43Yeah, you know.
07:44Bad.
07:45Bad.
07:47Oi, oi.
07:48There he is.
07:49You popped in for your protein shake.
07:51What?
07:52I had a private joke.
07:53My expense.
07:54Sounds about right.
07:55No, I'm only missing.
07:57What happens?
07:58You get lost on your way at the party.
08:01No, he doesn't want me there.
08:03Who can blame him?
08:05Certainly not me.
08:06Hey.
08:08Somebody's on a downer.
08:10I've got a job that I don't like.
08:12A boss I hate.
08:13A son I'm losing.
08:15And my life's going down the toilet.
08:17But I need to remind myself just how lucky I am.
08:20Maybe you should remind yourself how lucky you are that you've got a life at all.
08:26Sorry.
08:27Forget it.
08:28Same again?
08:29Right, well I shall take my special brand of sunshine and leave you alone.
08:36Just park it there for a minute.
08:42What did Laurel say anyway?
08:43Was she giving you a hard time as well?
08:44No, the opposite.
08:46I gave her a hard time for daring to help me.
08:49Oh, that cow.
08:50Can I tell you what your problem is?
08:54As if there's only one?
08:55You're really good at being nasty.
08:58And you do it all the time because it comes easy to you.
09:03And then every now and again you just accidentally show that you might be a half decent person.
09:09Maybe try doing it on purpose.
09:14Right, you.
09:16Go over there, clean up, get rid of the body.
09:18Me? Why me?
09:21Because I've just rung round and all the firms that dispose of murdered corpses are shut for the night.
09:27Shouldn't she come?
09:28She stays.
09:29She knows what happened.
09:30We all know what happened, Ray.
09:31And so will the police if you keep standing there, like the shy kid at the dance.
09:35Go.
09:45You, take your clothes off, put them in there.
09:49You wanted help. This is help.
09:52I just want a shower.
09:53Well, that tends to happen after you've taken your clothes off.
09:56And after that, you and I, we will sit down.
09:59You will tell me everything in minute detail from the second you got there to the second you got here.
10:06What's going to happen?
10:07I'll tell you what's not going to happen.
10:12None of this is coming back on me, which means you're off the hook too.
10:19Thank you.
10:20Thank you.
10:22Don't worry.
10:24There will be so many opportunities for you to prove how grateful you are.
10:28But be sure I am here.
10:29Don't worry.
10:30Don't worry.
10:31You're left.
10:33Don't worry.
10:34Don't worry.
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11:05...and just so I know, what exactly is this thing that's apparently started?
11:12It's you and me, sitting down, having a chat, having a drink.
11:18It's like that scene in Heat. They accept and Bob De Niro and Al Pacino, and you...
11:22...well, the other bottle of ketchup.
11:29Well, they're not gonna put themselves in the fridge.
11:32God, you're unbelievable, man.
11:34Oh, relax.
11:35I'll do it.
11:39Take it Charity sent you?
11:42No.
11:43No.
11:44I came cos I wanted to apologise for the whole Kev thing.
11:49Right.
11:49And, for what I said about Moses, you're not an embarrassment. He thinks you're ace. It's obvious.
11:59Well, I know he thinks a lot about you too.
12:01Is that a problem?
12:02Mm-mm. Just shows poor taste.
12:06Just shows poor taste.
12:08No.
12:08No.
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14:05¿Vale?
14:06Sí, sí.
14:07Leo quedó upset porque...
14:09...April wasn't there...
14:10...y me quedó upset porque he quedó upset...
14:12...y Rona sent me off for a medicinal...
14:14...get-out-of-her-sight.
14:16Ah...
14:17...¿Things still not good with April, then?
14:19One minute...
14:20...seems...
14:21...fine, you know, she's given it all...
14:23...I love you...
14:24...and then the next, it's like she wants to be...
14:26...anywhere...
14:27...but near me.
14:28Oh, come on, Marlon, it's just a phase.
14:30Well, if it is, it's a long one.
14:32Well, she'll come out of it sooner or later...
14:34...but just always remember this...
14:36...you know where she is...
14:37...you know what she's doing...
14:38...and you know she's safe, okay?
14:49Was he there?
14:50No, he left a note saying he popped out for a pint of milk.
14:54What do you think?
14:56I was just hoping it wasn't real, all right?
14:58Do you know the size of the favour I have done for you?
15:02I'm done.
15:03I'm out.
15:04I'm finished with all of this.
15:06I love that you...
15:07...you think you get to decide.
15:09I can't.
15:10I can't do this anymore.
15:11I am going home.
15:12I am going home to my family.
15:14Try it.
15:15Try it and the police will be at that house...
15:16...before you are ready to arrest you for murdering him.
15:18Stop saying that!
15:20Okay.
15:21Okay.
15:22It was a murder.
15:23It was an accident.
15:24Yeah, I believe you.
15:25Do you think the police will?
15:26Do you think the police will?
15:27Do you think a jury will if it gets out?
15:29And how exactly would it get out?
15:32It won't.
15:33If you, er...
15:34...toed a line.
15:36So you'd set me up?
15:38Only as a last resort.
15:41I could dob you and see you later in.
15:43For all sorts.
15:45And don't think I wouldn't, cos I would.
15:47She probably just feels a bit old for a Halloween party.
15:54And it is only one night.
15:57Well, it's been a bit longer than that, but...
15:59PHONE RINGS
16:00Oh, er...
16:01Excuse me.
16:02She's off again.
16:04I'm popular.
16:06Another drink?
16:07Oh, f...
16:13By the way...
16:14Did you get your...
16:15PHONE RINGS
16:19Prostate was on.
16:20It's saying it won't jinx it.
16:23Right.
16:24Did you?
16:25I did.
16:27Did you?
16:29And?
16:32Same.
16:33I am so sorry.
16:38You're off again.
16:39I'll get a complex.
16:40No, the only thing you're gonna get is another round.
16:43And one for these two gentlemen, too.
16:46No need to leave just because I'm being a party pooper.
16:49Er, Mary, I'm gonna leave this here.
16:51If it runs out, keep a tally and I will settle up tomorrow.
16:54Will do.
16:57I promise I will make this up to you.
17:00Well, good luck sorting your problem out.
17:05Thank you.
17:06I know exactly how to deal with it.
17:09Wow, you are actually serious.
17:11Read the card.
17:13I am an idiot.
17:14Ha, made you say it.
17:15Joking.
17:16I'm the idiot, obviously.
17:19So, thank you for helping.
17:20And sorry for not appreciating it.
17:23Well, you're struggling.
17:24I get it.
17:25No, no excuses.
17:27I'm glad you know it.
17:28Have you eaten yet?
17:29Oh, it's nearly ten, Jay.
17:31Of course I've eaten.
17:33Hey.
17:34You've got Halloween pizza there.
17:35Yeah.
17:36You know, Meatball Murder and Putrid Pepperoni.
17:40I don't know who came up with those names.
17:42I did.
17:43They're fantastic.
17:45That was a good save.
17:46Arthur's doing really well at the hide, by the way.
17:51Yeah.
17:52He'll do some damage to them when he gets back.
17:54You know, I've seen that boy eat two large boxes of chicken nuggets with a cheeseburger chaser.
18:00And yet he's never been asked to do Britain's Got Talent.
18:03Strange that.
18:05Where do you get flowers at this time anyway, Jay?
18:07Yeah.
18:08A graveyard or a petrol station.
18:10I don't know what's worse.
18:13Right.
18:14Well, I'll leave them there.
18:15I shall go and prepare myself to listen to Archie tell me how wonderful Ollie's dad is.
18:22At least his own dad's perked up.
18:24Well, I've had some help.
18:26I'm just trying to be a half-decent person.
18:29You, er, can't I get me them tickets?
18:37Er, yeah, I'll text you them.
18:39How do you text a ticket?
18:41Well, the first thing you do is you acknowledge that it's the one of the 17th century.
18:45Oh, and have you done that?
18:46I have.
18:48Right, then please explain your haircut.
18:53Right, pause it. I need the loot.
18:55Back again?
18:56Oh.
18:57Then he and Lewis came back and they would not stop talking about Batman.
19:01It was either lamp them or leave them.
19:03Hang on, sorry, you were at his?
19:05I was.
19:06Er, uninvited, I might add.
19:08Right, I'm bursting.
19:12Erm, sorry, what was I just looking at?
19:15Me doing what you wanted?
19:17No, babe, I wanted you to make it okay with him, not cheat on me with him.
19:21And what's the ticket thing?
19:23You planned the trip to Paris, both of you?
19:26No, he's taking Moses to football.
19:28Mac, I thought you wanted to do that.
19:30I did.
19:31But my devotion to you means more.
19:35So go on then, this is going to be a regular thing.
19:39Eh, I don't know. Maybe.
19:41We have had fun, to be honest.
19:43I don't know, we might end up becoming inseparable besties,
19:47wearing each other's clothes and telling each other deepest, darkest secrets.
19:49Your secrets.
19:50Then wouldn't that be something?
19:52Here.
19:53I understand you're out.
19:55Please don't let me do this anymore.
19:57I understand you're ready to dob us in.
20:00I won't.
20:02Please, just please.
20:03Do you know where I was when I heard about your little...
20:06I was having a drink with your dad and granddad.
20:08Lovely people.
20:09They care so much about you.
20:10Do you care about them?
20:11Of course.
20:13And Dylan. Do you care about Dylan?
20:14Yeah, where is he?
20:15Please, just please.
20:19Do you know where I was when I heard about your little...
20:23I was having a drink with your dad and grandad.
20:28Lovely people.
20:31They care so much about you.
20:33Do you care about them?
20:36Of course.
20:37And Dylan. Do you care about Dylan?
20:41Yeah, where is he?
20:43Alive.
20:45Do you know the game Snog, Marry, Avoid?
20:49Yeah.
20:51Well, should you get any more unwelcome ideas,
20:54we're going to play my version of that game
20:57with the three most important men in your life.
21:01My version is called Burn, Stab, Drown.
21:06Any questions?
21:09Good.
21:12This little drama that I've tidied up for you tonight
21:15will be added to what you already owe,
21:17and needless to say,
21:18it doesn't come cheap.
21:23April.
21:25I own you.
21:27I own Dylan.
21:28You will work for me until I explicitly state otherwise
21:31a little secret.
21:33That won't be happening any time soon.
21:36OK, then.
21:39Sleep well.
21:41You will work for me now.
21:42You will work for me now.
21:42You will work for me now.
21:43You will work for me now.
21:44You will work for me now.
21:44You will work for me now.
21:45You will work for me now.
21:46You will work for me now.
21:47You will work for me now.
21:48You will work for me now.
21:49You will work for me now.
21:50You will work for me now.
21:51You will work for me now.
21:52You will work for me now.
21:53You will work for me now.
21:54You will work for me now.
21:55You will work for me now.
21:56You will work for me now.
21:57You will work for me now.
21:58You will work for me now.
21:59You will work for me now.
22:00You will work for me now.
22:01You will work for me now.
22:02You will work for me now.
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