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🎭 Kapil Sharma Show  The Kapil Sharma Show is India’s most loved comedy stage where laughter meets entertainment. 🌟 Hosted by the one and only Kapil Sharma, this show brings together jokes, skits, celebrity fun, and unlimited masti that guarantees smiles on every face. 😄  Every episode feels like a festival of happiness — with witty punches, desi humor, and the funniest characters played by Kapil’s talented team. From Bollywood celebrities ⭐ to sports legends and everyday heroes, every guest is welcomed with laughter and warmth. The highlight of the show is how Kapil connects with his audience — his quick wit, desi andaaz, and relatable jokes make him the true “King of Comedy.” 🎤😂  In the world of comedy, this show has built its own kingdom, often called the Comedy Ki Duniya. ✨ It’s not just about jokes — it’s about making people forget their stress and enjoy precious moments of joy with family and friends.  So, if you are searching for non-stop laughter, unforgettable comedy, and desi-style entertainment, The Kapil Sharma Show is your perfect destination. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the rollercoaster of humor that will always leave you smiling! 🌍💫  👉 The Kapil Sharma Show – Heart of Comedy Ki Duniya! 🎭🤣 #KapilSharmaShow   #TheKapilSharmaShow   #KapilSharmaComedy   #KapilSharmaFans   #ComedyKiDuniya   #KapilSharmaShow2025   #KapilSharmaLive   #TheComedyKing   #IndianComedyShow   #KapilSharmaClips

Transcript

00:01Hi, hi.

00:02Hi, folks.

00:04Hi, baby.

00:06I am the Mitty Mouse.

00:08Mitty Mouse?

00:09I am the Mitty Mouse.

00:10That's why I am the Mitty Mouse.

00:11Mitty Mouse.

00:12Mitty, Mitty.

00:13Sit.

00:15Oh, wow. Fruits.

00:18Oh.

00:19This is a smart one.

00:21Oh.

00:22Where did my scrubber come from?

00:24Scrubber?

00:25Oh, my gosh.

00:28Brother, let's pack it.

00:34I said, brother.

00:35Yes.

00:36I said, brother.

00:37Oh, no, no.

00:38No, no, no.

00:39There's something down there.

00:46What do you think?

00:47I'm going to wear your hair.

00:48I'm not.

00:49I'm not going to wear Krishna's hair.

00:55Oh.

00:58What happened?

00:59Cut.

01:05Come on.

01:06Come on.

01:07Come on.

01:08Come on.

01:09Come on.

01:10Come on.

01:11Come on.

01:12Come on.

01:17Cut.

01:18Cut.

01:19You know.

01:20You know.

01:21My big desire.

01:22What?

01:23What?

01:24Come on.

01:25Come on.

01:26Come on.

01:27Come on.

01:28Come on.

01:29Come on.

01:30Come on.

01:31Archana Ji.

01:32Come on.

01:33You won't think of such a small tree.

01:34Why are you doing great things here?

01:35Why are you doing great things here?

01:36Why?

01:37Why?

01:38Because every tree doesn't exist.

01:46This is such a good joke.

01:47What?

01:48Will you give a standing ovation?

01:49Will you come here?

01:51Come on.

01:52Come on.

01:53I'll sit and eat.

01:54Come on.

01:55Come on.

01:56Come on.

01:57Come on.

01:58Come on.

02:02Hey, Mickey Mouse.

02:03Yes, tell me.

02:04Where are you from?

02:05I'm a child of lockdown.

02:08What?

02:09In lockdown, there were many people.

02:11We were open.

02:12Yes.

02:13My mom opened a little bit.

02:14I'm coming.

02:15I'm coming.

02:21I was sitting on the bedside.

02:23Yes.

02:24The interview was disturbed me.

02:26Yes.

02:27Oh.

02:28I'm angry.

02:29I'm angry.

02:30I'm angry.

02:31I'm angry.

02:32I'm sorry.

02:33I'm going to get you.

02:34I will get you.

02:35I'll get you.

02:36I'll get you.

02:37What?

02:38Because you are sitting here.

02:39There's no other's gift.

02:40You've sat here.

02:41Ah.

02:42Oh.

02:43Oh.

02:44Oh.

02:45Oh.

02:46Oh.

02:47Oh.

02:48Oh.

02:49Oh, no.

02:50Oh.

02:51Oh, no.

02:52Oh.

02:53Oh.

02:54Oh, no.

02:55Oh, no.

02:56Oh.

02:57Oh, no.

02:58Oh, oh.

02:59Oh, oh.

03:01I don't know what to say.

03:03Mika Ji, I'm a very big fan.

03:06They've called you here, right?

03:13Let's go, you're still a celebrity.

03:15Last week, she gave it to Kashmir Shah.

03:21And what does Kashmir Shah say?

03:23I'm a very big fan.

03:26I'm living in her house for 14 years.

03:28I haven't seen her film today.

03:30This is Kashmir Shah.

03:37Mika Ji, tell me one thing.

03:39You live on his house, right?

03:41Yes.

03:42I told you to keep your friends in his head.

03:48He also kept these bands in his head.

03:51But not because of the band.

03:54So, you're spending money here too?

03:56Where are the bands going?

04:00I'm a very big fan.

04:01Where are your bands going?

04:02Okay, we can't be a band.

04:03We can't be a band.

04:04We can't be a band.

04:05We can't be a band.

04:06I'm a band.

04:07We can't be a band.

04:08We can't be a band.

04:09We can't be a band.

04:10We can't be a band.

04:14What do you want to take from their bands?

04:15They don't want to take from their bands.

04:17But they don't want to take from their bands.

04:19But they don't take from their bands every week.

04:22What do you want to tell me?

04:24I know that one day, they were learning the band.

04:26What?

04:27They said, you have to be a band.

04:28You have to be a band.

04:29You can't be a band.

04:30How can a band be a band?

04:32How can a band be a band be a band?

04:34If someone's a band be a band,

04:37we'll tell them, you're a band.

04:39It's a band.

04:40But if they don't have a band,

04:42they don't tell them how good.

04:43Yes, yes, yes.

04:44That's right.

04:45Very sad.

04:46Are you going to call them?

04:48I don't want to talk to them.

04:49I'm not a small, small.

04:50Who?

04:51I have a big band.

04:54You understand?

04:55Yes.

04:56In the sense of beauty of girls,

04:59I am also a band.

05:03What do you mean?

05:04I mean,

05:05I also feel like a band.

05:09Five, six, six, six, eight.

05:15Mika,

05:16why do you like this?

05:17I love this man.

05:19I love this man.

05:21I love this man.

05:22I haven't felt the same thing.

05:24Listen to this man,

05:25you're getting a glass there.

05:32Archani.

05:33Mika Faji,

05:34I live in our hearts.

05:35I live in the pub.

05:36And I have put the gates in front of Bill.

05:40Overall, Bill Gates.

05:47How was the joke?

05:48Very nice.

05:49Don't stop calling.

05:53I'm telling you, these jokes,

05:55we give these jokes to Bill

05:57and he speaks here.

06:01You know this?

06:03Yeah, because like you,

06:05I am also host.

06:09What do you mean?

06:10What's the hosting?

06:11It's funny.

06:12What's the audience?

06:13Who's the audience?

06:14Cockroach.

06:16We're in the audience.

06:18And I have put the judge as a girl.

06:21How can the judge be a girl?

06:22Your judge can be a girl.

06:29But I'm very sad.

06:30I lost one episode.

06:32What? How?

06:33My shooting was canceled on Saturday.

06:34Why?

06:35When I came to the film city,

06:36I ran away.

06:40Tell me more about yourself.

06:41How do you stay?

06:42I stay in my heart.

06:43But I go to the house of Mika's house.

06:46Why?

06:47Because I like Sarsung and Mika's roti.

06:50I like Sarsung and Mika's house.

06:51I like Sarsung and Mika's house.

06:52I like Sarsung and Mika's house.

06:53I like Sarsung and Mika's house.

06:54But I can't tell you.

06:56What?

06:57Ghandi.

06:58Ghandi.

07:00Ghandi.

07:01Thanks.

07:04I like that song.

07:07What is the name of the Punjabi battery?

07:09The battery can hold the charge.

07:11Yes.

07:12Because we didn't have married so the battery will remain charged.

07:14If the day I'm going to be married,

07:18then I'm going to be a charger, right?

07:23I'm going to put it down again.

07:31My brother, you are a rap singer.

07:34You know, I want to be a rat singer.

07:36Rat singer.

07:37Please help me.

07:38I have written a lot of songs.

07:39In lockdown, I have written a lot of songs.

07:41Okay, listen.

07:42What are you writing about?

07:42Kutur kutur kutur kutur kutur kutur

07:45Taka tak kutur kutur kutur

07:47What's this?

07:49You stay here every day

07:50Putur putur

07:52We've been doing 4 months in lockdown

07:55I've putur putur

07:56I've had a problem with you

08:06Mika Ji, give me a chance

08:08I'm very nice

08:09I'm acting with Shah Rukh Khan

08:11Do it

08:12In small towns, there are big things

08:15Senorita

08:16So you've been saying normal?

08:18Yes, they say normal

08:20Who would you say like that?

08:24Do you want to show them?

08:25If they want to show me acting

08:27I'd like to sit in front of you

08:37I'm going to go to your office

08:39I have to go to your office

08:41I'm going to go to two brothers

08:42I'm going to go to my office

08:43I'm going to go to my office

08:45Bye

08:47I'm going to go to your office

08:48Are we going to go to my office?

08:49Love you

08:51Good-bye

08:52Good-bye

08:55How did my entry feel?

08:57Very big

08:58Good

08:59Mind-blowing

09:00Don't judge me with your shoes.

09:10I love you.

09:13What's going on?

09:17Hello, hello.

09:18Hello.

09:20What are you doing today without makeup?

09:22What?

09:23You haven't done makeup yet.

09:24You look like your hair.

09:26I'm showing you this in my hands.

09:28I'm asking you questions like this.

09:30Without learning, learning, learning and learning

09:34I've said something to you.

09:38And that's it.

09:39You have an idea.

09:40You will be married and you will be a child.

09:42And people will ask your children,

09:44what do you do to your father?

09:45Then your children will say,

09:46My father is just talking.

09:53Just talking.

09:55Oh my God,

10:02Please, give me the opportunity to talk about her.

10:04And if the person is so lucky,

10:06then try to have a job.

10:07Do it with them.

10:08You are falling asleep.

10:10They are scaringly screaming.

10:12No one is face-to-face.

10:14I know that,

10:15I know this is my responsibility.

10:18to become a man is a need for me.

10:20Actually, it happened to me that I really like one thing.

10:24And you are almost my guru.

10:26You have learned that I have learned.

10:27But in the category of 200 kg,

10:29I didn't get any person in the category.

10:32That's why I was going to go to the jungle.

10:37Now, I'm telling you,

10:39I've given all the people that I've done.

10:41It's a man, right?

10:42It's like this, right?

10:43Now, let's go and see, it's like this.

10:45Now, let's go and see all the people that I've done.

10:50Now, let's go and see all the people that I've done.

10:52Now, let's see Siddhu Ji.

10:55What? What's her?

10:57What do you see?

10:58Siddhu Ji's what?

10:59No, it's not anything. Just let's see all the people that I've done.

11:04Bumpur!

11:05Bumpur!

11:06This is the doctor's doctor.

11:08This is his hair style.

11:10He's going to kill him.

11:11Let's go.

11:12Look, Sonny, how did you keep your violent host?

11:15He's doing your hair style. Tell me.

11:19Bumpur!

11:20Yes.

11:20Where did you keep your vans from?

11:22Who will wear the vans from the coma?

11:24I was leaving home and I got a one out of my head.

11:27So, I put his face as deep as deep as deep as deep as deep as deep as deep as deep as deep as deep.

11:32See, that's how six people can sit down.

11:33They don't give me a big part.

11:35That's why I saw one hand.

11:37But when I was very scared,

11:38I kept my hand as deep as deep as deep as deep as deep as deep as deep as deep as deep as deep as deep as deep as deep.

11:42So, what happened to your family?

11:43What was the big issue of your family?

11:44If you have courage, leave your hands.

11:50I'll tell you, I've seen a girl with a lombardy.

11:52You know, lombardy as an animal is very angry.

11:56Ooh, is it so?

12:00So you take a lombardy.

12:05Copy my greatness, don't do this.

12:07Take a lombardy in front of me, take a lombardy.

12:11Come on, son, you're coming.

12:13Come on, son.

12:15Hey, Papa, how do I do lombardy?

12:18If you're a lombardy son, you'll be lombardy, don't you?

12:23Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

12:24How much will you fight with your daughter with a bumbardy?

12:27My husband's broken.

12:29I'll take the doctor.

12:33You're a doctor of the house, and no matter what you're going to do,

12:36you'll throw the bank out and give you the money.

12:39I'm your real daughter, Sagi's daughter.

12:42Who can you throw the bank out and give me the money?

12:45Huh?

12:46That's it, that's it, that's it.

12:48Papa, what would you like to do with me?

12:51Yes, I'm getting rid of them now.

12:53If you're a force,

12:55show me my guru.

12:57Show me my papa.

12:59Hey.

13:00Hey.

13:04Get up.

13:06I'm a man.

13:07I don't take my husband's hands.

13:12If there's any tension, I can become a girl inside.

13:18If you're dumb,

13:20show me my papa.

13:21If you're dumb, show me my house.

13:23If you're dumb, show me my house.

13:25And if you're dumb, show me my house.

13:27My papa is less than a child.

13:29Okay?

13:30I'm not.

13:31Oh, my papa.

13:32Stop my ass.

13:33No.

13:34No.

13:37Don't come.

13:38Come, I'm the man.

13:39My dad was opened on my house.

13:41Come.

13:42No.

13:42Listen.

13:43Come.

13:43Come home.

13:44Come.

13:46Come.

13:47Come.

13:48Come.

13:49Come.

13:50Come.

13:51Come.

13:52Come.

13:53Come.

13:54Come.

13:55Come.

13:56Come.

13:57Come.

13:57My father put a nightie in the night.

13:59This is my father's mother.

14:00This is my father's mother.

14:02Or your mother put it in the face.

14:05I want to tell her about her.

14:07This is my mother.

14:12This is my mother.

14:14My heart broke my heart.

14:17This is my mother.

14:19My heart broke my heart.

14:22My heart broke my heart.

14:25My heart broke my heart.

14:28My son, you're not a man.

14:32My son, you're a man.

14:34You've hurt me so much.

14:39You've hurt me so much.

14:42I'm a doctor.

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