00:00Nick?
00:16Uncle Roger.
00:18What are you doing here, man?
00:20Look, I'm getting older, you know, and there's...
00:23There's a lot of stuff that I haven't...
00:25Mom says you're kind of, you know, like a ladies' man.
00:28She said that?
00:31You need some help with the ladies?
00:34You can't let a girl know how nervous you are.
00:38Gotta let her know you're in control, right?
00:40In control? Who is this guy?
00:41You're in high school, you don't control any...
00:43Look at your face.
00:47Sex is everywhere, okay?
00:49Their bodies are exposed to our eyes.
00:51Right there, blue sweater, blue sweater.
00:53You were smart to ask for help.
00:55How do you take the next step? I need to meet someone.
01:00All right, come here.
01:01Here they come, this is so stupid, they're like twice my age.
01:03Champions refuse to lose.
01:05We need a hook, a line, an opening salvo, whatever you want to call it, okay?
01:10Nick here thinks you're beautiful.
01:11Well, if he's got such good taste, what's he doing hanging out with you?
01:14Would you like to lie down?
01:17Nick, Nick, excellent idea, good one.
01:20Out, out, out, out, out.
01:21Look, I'm an actor, I'm researching a role.
01:23Good luck with that.
01:24Okay.
01:25Either hit it out of the park, or strike out miserably.
01:27Like Michael Jordan.
01:28That's the wrong sport, but I like your enthusiasm.
01:30How often do you, like, get somebody to go home with you?
01:33Every night.
01:34What?
01:35No.
01:36Swear to God.
01:37Get out of here.
01:38What are you talking about?
01:39I've never had sex.
01:41You're a virgin?
01:43That is so sexy.
01:45It's hot.
01:46Can you give me a favor?
01:49Pick that up?
01:51I'm getting you the keys to the kingdom here, Nick.
01:59Oh, get away from me.
02:00Come on, for symmetry.
02:01No, not a chance.
02:02Artisan Entertainment presents...
02:04Nick, we need more men like you.
02:06A comedy about a know-it-all.
02:08I'm at my absolute peak, sexually.
02:11So I figured the two of us would be like Frasier and Ali, right?
02:15Something is really wrong with you.
02:16No, I'm serious.
02:17With a lot to learn.
02:18Is it a mission in life to humiliate yourself?
02:21Oh, it's more of a hobby, really.
02:23Roger Dodger.
02:24Do you have a medic alert bracelet?
02:26Um, no, it's instructions.
02:27I'm having my body cryogenically frozen if I die prematurely.
02:32All right, leave it.
02:33It's just spastic enough to be charming.
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