00:00So last Friday, you matched with Chris on Tinder.
00:04Yes.
00:04You went on a date.
00:06This one says we're going to have a good time tonight.
00:08Yes.
00:09And you add intercourse.
00:10Which I normally wouldn't have done,
00:11except we both agreed it was like a third date.
00:17Can you write that down?
00:18So after he ghosted you, I did not get ghosted.
00:21Uh-huh.
00:22I think he was taken.
00:24And I'm not going nowhere until I get some motherfucking
00:27justice.
00:29Ray, you sound like a crazy white woman.
00:31I'm a concerned citizen.
00:32Yeah, that's some shit a crazy white woman would say.
00:34Ready or not, here I come.
00:37My first clue.
00:38Can't you run DNA on it?
00:40I teach earth science.
00:41I'm not CSI.
00:42Gonna find you.
00:44Nobody touch any of the evidence without gloves.
00:47Damn.
00:47This bitch done lost it.
00:50Yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:52You were supposed to start dating as a way to face shit divorce.
00:55You can't run away.
00:57I hadn't seen SWAT in months.
00:59Was I really the only thing holding you together, D?
01:01Damn.
01:02Excuse me.
01:02Damn, would you mind your damn business?
01:04Goddamn.
01:04Gonna find you.
01:07I am in search of a man with whom I had a beautiful connection.
01:10And make you want me.
01:12This is a bad plan.
01:14If anything feels off, we'll go.
01:16Off, off, off.
01:17Murderer.
01:18I got my switchblade, my taser, my brass knuckles.
01:23Okay.
01:24John Wick, you stay here.
01:25If something pops off, I'll holler.
01:26I walk around like that bitch.
01:28This case is embarrassing me.
01:30Have you lost your mind?
01:31D, can we just keep it down with me, please?
01:33Oh, wow.
01:34You know what?
01:35The end's coming on.
01:36D?
01:37There's a lot of Alvin aliens.
01:38Will you please?
01:39I can't control it.
01:40How can you know that shit?
01:41We just wanted to talk.
01:43We can talk on the way.
01:44Hop in.
01:45Oh, no.
01:46We just get ourselves kidnapped.
01:47What are you working for?
01:49Get this bitch a whoop now.
01:52Who the fuck are you?
01:53Diara.
01:54Diara?
01:55Diara?
01:56Diara!
01:57Keep my name out your fucking house, bitch!
02:04Somebody save the fucking bitch!
02:06I walk around like that bitch.
02:08Bitch.
02:09You don't do a lot, D.
02:10She talked to my therapist.
02:11Why would I go to a therapist who hasn't convinced you to stop robbing houses?
02:15She want to get paid, don't she?
02:17She wants to get paid, don't she?
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