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00:00:00अज़ अज़ अज़ झाल
00:00:02ज़ झाल
00:00:03झाल
00:00:04फिर जज़ ज़ झाल
00:00:06ते झाल
00:00:06झाल
00:00:07झाल
00:00:08झाल
00:00:08झाल
00:00:09झाल
00:00:10झाल
00:00:10झाल
00:00:10झाल
00:00:11झाल
00:00:12झाल
00:00:13झाल
00:00:14the universe is a vast
00:00:18and mysterious
00:00:20place
00:00:21full of wonder
00:00:23and treachery
00:00:24but
00:00:26amid the chaos
00:00:27of
00:00:28अन्यंटी आओिक गड़ाखिक जाच अब्दा इ सेफिग और अबालाचे कर एक अर्छेश्टिंट एक गॉड़ादीन उट्डेटे अज़ांस अन्यंट।
00:00:39में इस भॉड़ादीन अध्यंट।
00:00:58को ख सुराव है
00:01:28संद्धोर्ण रस्ग करेंग, तरीयों स्थेट अर्ट करेंग अर्ट करेंग, अंजरा करेंगे स्थेक.
00:01:35Yeah, yeah!
00:01:37Yeah, yeah!
00:01:39All right!
00:01:40Well then, how about a little speech or something there, SQAEKY, old boy?
00:01:46So, if those were free cheers, are there cheers I have to pay for it?
00:01:51What's this craziness you're talking about now, QAEAK?
00:01:55You said free cheers for the new Space Guardian. How much do the paid cheers cost?
00:01:59You little prawn. I didn't say free cheers. I said free cheers.
00:02:07Here, here.
00:02:08Here, here.
00:02:11Okay, I'll take it where I can get it.
00:02:14Guardian of Squeak, on behalf of all the Space Guardians,
00:02:18I would like to welcome you and extend my deepest congratulations.
00:02:23Your heroic service is greatly appreciated.
00:02:28I couldn't have done it without you, Master Tekamaki. All you guys.
00:02:32I know.
00:02:34All right, then. Where were we?
00:02:44You were about to detail a new top-secret threat to the galaxy that we need to look into, Captain.
00:02:50Oh, yes. Right, right.
00:02:55Say, you blokes fancy my belt.
00:03:00Oh, look at that collar there.
00:03:02If I may interject, Captain.
00:03:05What does your belt have to do with it?
00:03:07Look at it.
00:03:08Very nice, sir.
00:03:11Isn't it?
00:03:11Oh, blimey.
00:03:19What the gulp was that?
00:03:20Have we had a bloody asteroid?
00:03:22Where's Private Laney?
00:03:24If he's on that internet again, I'll demote him the mess hall.
00:03:28Oh, no.
00:03:29It sounds like the new megacharge plutonium blaster's blown.
00:03:32It'll be a small fortune to buy one new.
00:03:35Commander,
00:03:35Ham Sanders may know where to find one cheap.
00:03:39That's what I'm afraid of.
00:03:42Come in, Agent Ping-Pong Top.
00:03:44I need you to run a spacecraft damage diagnostic pronto.
00:03:49I fear we've hit another asteroid.
00:03:51Your calculation is incorrect, Captain Ganymede.
00:03:54It appears as though our rear outer booster quadrant
00:03:58has been struck by another rocket-propelled vessel.
00:04:02You may tell me we've been rear-ended in space.
00:04:08Have they finally finished construction on the star pool lane?
00:04:13Negative, Captain.
00:04:14It appears to be a hit and run.
00:04:16The other ship has continued on its way.
00:04:18Slap my ears and call me Pete Tong.
00:04:22Not if I have anything to say about it.
00:04:25Colonel Ruff, deploy the comet hooks.
00:04:28We'll nab that hunk of metal and tow it into the nearest space station
00:04:33to bring its numpty capping up on charges.
00:04:36Well, well, well, what have we here?
00:04:48A hunk of space debris.
00:04:50Oh, look, it's the famous space guardians
00:04:53floating along in their tin can in the galactic slipstream.
00:04:58Guess that hero status doesn't pay the bills, does it?
00:05:02I take our lot over yours any light here, Tar-Tar.
00:05:07You're the one who's copping a flower pot, after all.
00:05:10And copping it hot.
00:05:13Ha!
00:05:13You think I accidentally ran into that recycle bin?
00:05:17You guardians call a spaceship?
00:05:20This is your wake-up call.
00:05:22You clowns punk one little robocat
00:05:24and fly around like you own the Milky Way.
00:05:28Well, then, how about we punk a big, ugly space moose next?
00:05:33Easy, young squeak.
00:05:35Easy.
00:05:36Anger is not your friend.
00:05:39Finally.
00:05:41I was beginning to think none of you star chickens
00:05:45were gonna ask me to dance.
00:05:49There it's hit.
00:05:51We're being attacked.
00:05:52Fire the cannons.
00:05:54If it's a Donnybrook he wants,
00:05:56it's a Donnybrook he'll get.
00:05:58Oh, boy.
00:06:00Here we go.
00:06:05Not bad for 21st century weaponry, space germs.
00:06:10You lasers might have scratched my hole.
00:06:14It's a good thing I also own controlling stock
00:06:17in space jacks dents and cracks.
00:06:20But how are you rubes in your cardboard spaceship
00:06:23gonna fix this?
00:06:25Right, is that all you've got?
00:06:31Why don't you try this, then?
00:06:33Colonel Ruff, file at will.
00:06:36As you wish, Captain.
00:06:41Hmm, what's that?
00:06:43I didn't know there were mosquitoes in deep space.
00:06:47I'll have to remember to pick up some repellent spray.
00:06:51You're not fooling anyone, mate.
00:06:54Our lasers are the best in the galaxy.
00:06:57We're equipped with not one, but two negative-mass laser diode cannons
00:07:02capable of obliterating an asteroid the size of the planet Narduz,
00:07:07absorbing enough direct fire to shut down your ship's navigational system
00:07:12and short-circuit your mainframe,
00:07:15leaving your useless metal box floating endlessly in space
00:07:20until you collide with an asteroid.
00:07:22Or a black hole swallows you, whichever cost, first.
00:07:26The energy you put into the universe
00:07:30is the energy the universe returned to you.
00:07:37It's the cycle of rife.
00:07:40Payback's a dish best served cold, Tata.
00:07:44Cool beans!
00:07:46Mmm, beans.
00:07:48I'll keep that all in mind, space guardians.
00:07:52I just wanted to say hi.
00:07:54Now if you'll excuse me,
00:07:57I have to finish building my new toy.
00:08:00I think it'll be of great interest to you.
00:08:02I call it the Cosmic Inflator.
00:08:18Warp Speed, we gotta catch that moose.
00:08:23Captain, Warp Speed is not activating.
00:08:26Our systems appear to be down.
00:08:29Blimey!
00:08:30If that moose gets his hooves on at her voice,
00:08:33we've had it.
00:08:34So, the rumors are true.
00:08:37I'm afraid they are.
00:08:39Tata the Third is building a device
00:08:42that can destroy our entire universe
00:08:44with a push of a little button.
00:08:47Whoa!
00:08:48Like a space garbage disposal!
00:08:50Oh, I suppose so, Squeak.
00:08:53At any rate,
00:08:54this is what I was meaning to talk to you about.
00:08:57Word has reached us that Tata's been developing this device for some time,
00:09:02and it's almost ready.
00:09:04We got an image of it this morning.
00:09:07We must not let this device see fruition.
00:09:12You can say that again.
00:09:14We must not let this device see fruition.
00:09:17Asia Ping Pong Top,
00:09:19what's our damage rating?
00:09:20Are we operational?
00:09:22Captain, my readings show our rear outer booster quadrant
00:09:25is operating at 50% power,
00:09:28while our main thrusters,
00:09:29backup warp speed engines,
00:09:31sleeping quarters heating and cooling,
00:09:33refrigeration units,
00:09:34and Game Station Pro
00:09:36are all dead.
00:09:39Oh, come on!
00:09:40No Game Station?
00:09:41What are we going to do?
00:09:42We need to call somebody!
00:09:44The larger problem
00:09:45seems to be the fact
00:09:46that we are now stranded.
00:09:48We could collide with an asteroid
00:09:50or slip into a black hole.
00:09:52Ping Pong Top,
00:09:54bash me through to Agent Cup K immediately!
00:09:57Right awake, Heaven!
00:09:59Already on it, Captain!
00:10:01How long till this ship's up and running, Cup K?
00:10:04We're in a bad way, Captain.
00:10:07We've taken a lot of damage.
00:10:09How long, Cup Guy?
00:10:11Oh, I'd say about a twelfth of a light year.
00:10:15Maybe less.
00:10:17A twelfth of a light year?
00:10:18We'll all be mummies by then.
00:10:21That's about a month, Squeak.
00:10:22We'll be bored,
00:10:24but we won't be mummified.
00:10:25Or you might be
00:10:27if I wring your neck.
00:10:28Easy, Colonel Ruff.
00:10:30Easy.
00:10:31We're all space guardians, remember?
00:10:35And the space guardians unite.
00:10:40Guardians, on screen before you
00:10:43is Tartar III's newest weapon,
00:10:46the Cosmic Inflator.
00:10:49Looks like a toaster.
00:10:52Mmm, a toaster!
00:10:53I can assure you
00:10:56it's anything but.
00:10:58I mean, maybe it can make toast.
00:11:01I don't know.
00:11:03Can it spread butter, too?
00:11:05We have no information on that,
00:11:07Hazard Squeak.
00:11:09What about jelly?
00:11:10Negative.
00:11:12Jam?
00:11:13Okay, come on now.
00:11:15Let the captain talk.
00:11:17For crikey's sake,
00:11:18we're floating around out here
00:11:19like a discarded soda can.
00:11:22Mmm.
00:11:23Mmm, soda.
00:11:26I don't believe this.
00:11:28Can someone talk to him?
00:11:30Focus, Squeak.
00:11:32Remember your essence around.
00:11:34Breathe.
00:11:36And do not rule the focus.
00:11:41I smell toast.
00:11:45It is an erosion of the mind.
00:11:48The power of suggestion is strong.
00:11:51Be stronger, Squeak.
00:11:54Right.
00:11:55Where were we?
00:11:57Here.
00:11:57The Cosmic Inflator.
00:12:00Tell us about it, Captain.
00:12:01What exactly does that thing do?
00:12:03You know anything about the Big Bang Theory?
00:12:06I don't watch TV.
00:12:10I think what Captain Agenomy referred to
00:12:13is a prevailing cosmological model for the universe.
00:12:17The Big Bang Theory is a prevailing notion of how the universe began.
00:12:27At its simplest, it all started with a teeny speck of light.
00:12:32And then, uh, boom!
00:12:34Rapid expansion saw the cosmos explode to this star-studded wonderland we know today.
00:12:41Ooh!
00:12:42Ooh!
00:12:42Ooh!
00:12:42Ooh!
00:12:43Ooh!
00:12:43Ooh!
00:12:43Ooh!
00:12:43Ooh!
00:12:44Ooh!
00:12:44Ooh!
00:12:44Ooh!
00:12:45Yes?
00:12:45How do we know that?
00:12:47If all things started with a tiny speck of light, who was around to see it?
00:12:51You just live to get on our nerves, don't you?
00:12:54Uh, good question, Squeak.
00:12:56Uh, much of what we know about the Big Bang comes from, uh, mathematical equations.
00:13:02Uh, we're not gonna do math, are we?
00:13:05I hate math.
00:13:06We're not gonna do math, no.
00:13:09Just follow me here, Squeak.
00:13:11Pay attention!
00:13:13What?
00:13:14Astronomers on planet Earth, for instance, can see the echo of the universe's rapid inflation
00:13:21through a phenomenon known as the cosmic microwave background.
00:13:27What's that?
00:13:29Sounds like a damaged airlock.
00:13:31We could implode!
00:13:33Remain calm, Connor Roth.
00:13:36You remain calm, Master Takamaki.
00:13:38I fight, and fight hard.
00:13:41As you wish.
00:13:47Listen.
00:13:49There it is again.
00:13:50It's coming from this area.
00:13:53Aisha Pinkbong Top, run a diagnostics on our airlocks right away.
00:13:59Will do, Captain.
00:14:00One moment.
00:14:02We'll get to the bottom of this.
00:14:04There it is again.
00:14:05It's right here.
00:14:07It's right...
00:14:08Wait a moment.
00:14:10Is that...
00:14:12Squeak!
00:14:13Is that your stomach growling?
00:14:16Uh, you said microwave.
00:14:19Oh, blimey.
00:14:20I don't believe this.
00:14:23Microwaves cook all kinds of yummy things.
00:14:25I haven't had lunch.
00:14:26I've got the results, Captain.
00:14:28All our airlocks appear to be secure.
00:14:32Thank you, Agent Pinkbong Top.
00:14:34As you were.
00:14:36Squeak, you have got to get a hold of yourself.
00:14:40This obsession with food is going to be your undoing.
00:14:44I'm sorry, Captain Ganymede.
00:14:45I'm trying.
00:14:46No try, Squeak.
00:14:49Honorary do.
00:14:51Hey, is our microwave broken, too?
00:14:54Get Pingpong Top back.
00:14:56Squeak!
00:14:57What?
00:14:58I have a bag of pizza bites that'll go bad if we don't zap them right away.
00:15:02Enough, Squeak.
00:15:03Whoa!
00:15:05Our survival's at stake!
00:15:07Pingpong Top!
00:15:08Squeak!
00:15:11As I was saying,
00:15:13the cosmic microwave background is traceable leftover radiation from the Big Bang
00:15:19when the universe is believed to have begun.
00:15:24Science schmiant.
00:15:25That's not as fun as pizza bites.
00:15:27Captain, what does this device on screen have to do with the Big Bang Theory?
00:15:31I'm glad someone finally asked me.
00:15:36If Tartar pushes that button there,
00:15:39the cosmic inflator can bring about another Big Bang,
00:15:44effectively destroying our entire universe in the blink of an eye.
00:15:50Oh my goodness!
00:15:51What shall we do?
00:15:54Ideally, we'd have caught Tartar when he attacked us,
00:15:58and he'd be locked up right now.
00:16:00But things didn't work out that way.
00:16:02We have no choice.
00:16:05Only one of us here has proven himself in a crucial recon mission.
00:16:10Right.
00:16:11Squeak, you're it.
00:16:13Oh, uh, what now?
00:16:15Suit up, Guardian,
00:16:17you foil-crazy robo-cat.
00:16:19We need you to find Tartar the Third
00:16:22and get that box off of him.
00:16:24But I haven't had lunch.
00:16:25Take 15 minutes in the mess hall,
00:16:28then report to Professor Mucus's lab
00:16:31to get your new flight instruction.
00:16:34New flight instruction?
00:16:35I can't remember the old flight instruction.
00:16:37Good job.
00:16:42Good job.
00:16:44Come on, guy.
00:16:51Go!
00:16:52Go!
00:16:53Go!
00:16:54Ah, sweet.
00:16:56It's so good to see you again.
00:16:59You know, I don't ever recall a Space Guardian
00:17:03who took to training as quickly and efficiently as you.
00:17:07Really?
00:17:08That's cool, Professor Mucus.
00:17:09I wish I could remember it right now.
00:17:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:17:13You're as funny as ever, my boy.
00:17:16A true card.
00:17:18No, really, I...
00:17:19I...
00:17:20Look at this.
00:17:21I have a tremendous new spacecraft
00:17:24awaiting your skilled hands.
00:17:27I have no skilled hands,
00:17:29or anything else for that matter.
00:17:31I call it the ZX-2393-13-3000.
00:17:37It's capable of a 360-degree change of direction
00:17:41within cosmic slipstreams,
00:17:44enabling it to function within black holes.
00:17:49and it has four...
00:17:51Count them, four independent warp speed engines
00:17:55built into its boosters,
00:17:58meaning it uses twice as much warp
00:18:01as any other comparable craft
00:18:04and will never break down due to external damage.
00:18:10Oh, no.
00:18:11I was just talking about how I'm bad at math.
00:18:14Could you repeat that, Professor?
00:18:16Ha, ha, ha.
00:18:17That's rich.
00:18:19At any rate, you'll love this machine.
00:18:22And it has brand-new state-of-the-art
00:18:25galactic facial recognition.
00:18:28Just input your target,
00:18:30like a screenshot of Ugly Tata, there,
00:18:33and the craft will do the rest.
00:18:36It's capable of identification up to eight light-years,
00:18:40and reads through masks.
00:18:43Unless they're plutonium-based.
00:18:47Then it might get confused.
00:18:49I also modeled the control panel
00:18:52after our previous time machine.
00:18:55So just follow the same navigational instructions
00:18:58as last time,
00:19:00and you'll be fine.
00:19:02That's the thing, Professor.
00:19:03I really don't remember anything about that time machine.
00:19:06I forgot everything.
00:19:09Everything?
00:19:10Heh heh.
00:19:11Everything.
00:19:13Oh, my.
00:19:15What do you recall?
00:19:18Tacos!
00:19:19Squeak?
00:19:20Oh, I, uh, I don't recall anything, really.
00:19:25Sorry.
00:19:26Hmm.
00:19:27This is a strange development indeed.
00:19:31Uh, tell you what.
00:19:33Go see Colonel Ruff.
00:19:36Ruff?
00:19:36But why?
00:19:38I just saw him.
00:19:39He doesn't like me anyway.
00:19:41Uh, nonsense.
00:19:42He doesn't like anybody.
00:19:44I know.
00:19:45Exactly.
00:19:47It has nothing to do with you.
00:19:50Go brush up on your flight simulation training with him,
00:19:53while I simplify some of the spacecraft's controls.
00:19:58If you still can't get the hang of it,
00:20:01we'll call in reinforcements.
00:20:03Well, all right.
00:20:05Hey, if that new spaceship is ready to go,
00:20:07why don't we all board it and go find Tartar together?
00:20:10A good question, Squeak.
00:20:13See?
00:20:13I told you you were sharp.
00:20:16It's a two-seater, unfortunately.
00:20:19Built for speed and maneuverability.
00:20:22Not large cargo.
00:20:25If we loaded it up with all the space guardians,
00:20:29it would just float helplessly,
00:20:31like we're doing now.
00:20:33But you,
00:20:34you have a chance to save the day.
00:20:37Yet again!
00:20:39I know you won't let the universe down.
00:20:43I wish I knew it, too.
00:20:47I can't believe we're doing this again.
00:20:50I'm a decorated colonel,
00:20:52and I have to teach a little blue shrimp
00:20:55how to fly a spaceship to save the universe.
00:20:58What's it all for?
00:21:00I don't know, Colonel Ruff.
00:21:01You tell me.
00:21:02I don't know what good it'll do.
00:21:04You can't remember anything for longer than two minutes.
00:21:08Whoa!
00:21:10It's like a spaceship!
00:21:11It's like a spaceship!
00:21:11I don't believe this, Professor!
00:21:27You mean to tell me you blew up your lab again?
00:21:30I don't know what happened.
00:21:33My equations must have been off.
00:21:36I merely attempted to reroute the plutonium intake
00:21:40around the comet granule converter tanks
00:21:42in an effort to make it easier for Squeak
00:21:45to switch from engine thrust to warp speed
00:21:48without having to activate the zero gravity clutch.
00:21:51And then...
00:21:52Never mind, never mind.
00:21:54Whatever the reasons,
00:21:55we're now completely stranded in space.
00:21:59We've no way to send anyone anywhere
00:22:01and can only float out here
00:22:03and wait for Tartar III to blow it all up.
00:22:07Oh, if you give me a couple of hours,
00:22:10I could build another internal compression glider.
00:22:14Send Squeak in that.
00:22:16Like the one you tested with the gerbil?
00:22:19Well, similar.
00:22:21Not exact.
00:22:23What happened to that glider again, Professor?
00:22:26It, uh, uh, confused its thermostat reading
00:22:30with its target coordinates and, uh...
00:22:33Go on.
00:22:35Flew into the sun.
00:22:37It flew into the sun?
00:22:38Right, right.
00:22:40It was just a mainframe glitch.
00:22:43More like a hiccup, really.
00:22:45Uh, and the gerbil escaped unhurt.
00:22:47His escape pod worked perfectly.
00:22:51Professor, I'm not putting a space guardian in that.
00:22:54Not even Squeak.
00:22:56No, there's only one call to make now.
00:23:00And hopefully that call goes through.
00:23:03Agent Ping Pong Top,
00:23:04get me carmander ham senders on the line at once.
00:23:07This 3D is incredible.
00:23:19These kids today and their virtual reality games.
00:23:22This looks just like space.
00:23:24Just like flying through deep space.
00:23:26In the Battle of Saturn's Eighth Ring.
00:23:29And my platoon got lost in that black hole.
00:23:31And I had to fight the entire Peorgium 6 Regiment by myself.
00:23:35In a modified baby seat rigged with one turbo booster and a laser pen.
00:23:40Back when robots were made of metal.
00:23:42Not plasticized PVC.
00:23:44Ha!
00:23:44What a tremendous game!
00:23:46This is Captain Ganymede of the Space Guardians.
00:23:49You recently helped our new recruit, a Squeak,
00:23:53defeat that dastardly crazy RoboCat.
00:23:57RobotCat?
00:23:58No, I don't want to buy any RobotCat.
00:24:01Is that one of those automated vacuum cleaners?
00:24:04Oy vey.
00:24:05What is customer service coming to?
00:24:07No, I'm not selling RoboVacuums, Commander.
00:24:11I'm here with your old partner.
00:24:13A Squeak!
00:24:15Squeaks?
00:24:16No, my ship doesn't squeak.
00:24:18It runs perfectly.
00:24:19I'm getting tired of these sales calls.
00:24:22I'm gonna block this number.
00:24:23Do you hear me?
00:24:24Commander, listen to me.
00:24:26We're stranded and we need your help.
00:24:29I'm going to give you our coordinates.
00:24:31Please, come find us if you can.
00:24:34Are you calling me out, son?
00:24:37Yes.
00:24:37Yes, I am.
00:24:39The survival of the universe depends on it.
00:24:42Then come at me, space salesman.
00:24:44I can't, Commander.
00:24:47You'll have to come at me.
00:24:49Why, you grimy starflake.
00:24:51You've done it now.
00:24:53You're on Hemsander's bad side.
00:24:55I'm gonna introduce you to the dark side of the moon, boy.
00:24:58Okay, are you ready for the coordinates?
00:25:01Do you have a pen?
00:25:03You'll need more than a pen to fight me, PV.
00:25:05I suggest you find yourself a sword.
00:25:08I'm tracking your call as we speak, and we'll soon be ship to ship.
00:25:12Excellent.
00:25:13We'll see how big your vacuum mouth is then.
00:25:17Right then, Commander.
00:25:18See you shortly.
00:25:20Fly safe.
00:25:21Uh, blight out your exhaust, whippersnapper.
00:25:24Oh, that went well.
00:25:26He's getting on in years.
00:25:29Tell me, Asian Esquid.
00:25:39What have you retained of your Garakotic Samurai training?
00:25:45Um, I remember pineapple tacos.
00:25:48Yet, there were no pineapple tacos.
00:25:52The pineapple tacos were a figment of your mind's eye.
00:25:57In my mind's eye sees some good stuff, Master.
00:26:00Asian Esquid, close your eyes.
00:26:05Uh-huh.
00:26:07Tell me what you see.
00:26:11Mmm, beef brisket.
00:26:15Steaming mashed potatoes.
00:26:16A side of fluffy broccoli.
00:26:19Wow.
00:26:20Is that all?
00:26:23Yams.
00:26:24Asian Esquid, focus your mind.
00:26:28A panda, our current dilemma.
00:26:31No power to refrigerate or microwave in the mess hall.
00:26:34Food spoiling.
00:26:35There is an enemy.
00:26:38Thing.
00:26:40What else?
00:26:43The ice cream.
00:26:44The ice cream's melted.
00:26:45The ice cream's gone.
00:26:47We can refreeze it.
00:26:48We can still save it all.
00:26:49Oh.
00:26:52If only Tata's assert had developed a tiramisu bomb.
00:26:59Tiramisu?
00:27:00Oh, it's to die for.
00:27:01Colonel Rolfe.
00:27:18In your estimation, is Guardian Squeak adequately prepared for his new mission?
00:27:25In my estimation?
00:27:26Not at all, Captain.
00:27:28Not even a little bit.
00:27:30Oh, this isn't what I was expecting to hear.
00:27:36I'm sure it isn't, Captain.
00:27:38But the facts remain.
00:27:40Squeak is quite possibly even more ill-prepared for duty than he was the first time.
00:27:47I see.
00:27:49Well, it's a good thing I've called for backup, then.
00:27:52Backup?
00:27:53Who?
00:27:53Who?
00:27:56Why don't we cross that bridge when we come to it, Guardian?
00:27:59He has to get here first.
00:28:01I'm not convinced he can.
00:28:04Uh, okay.
00:28:06In fact, let me check on that right now.
00:28:09Agent Pinkpong's up?
00:28:10Nope.
00:28:11Why don't we have a little chat instead?
00:28:15Tata, you bleeding rotter.
00:28:18How's he tapped into our internal fade?
00:28:21Easy, Kanameed.
00:28:24All your firewalls are down.
00:28:26Your crippled ship's easy to hack.
00:28:29I've been watching and listening this entire time.
00:28:33I know every move you're planning to make, almost before you do.
00:28:39Why, you cloven-hoved lug.
00:28:41You ought to be dragging fallen asteroids on Mars and drinking radioactive water from a trough.
00:28:48Listen to you, and you're supposed to be one of the good guys?
00:28:53I'd watch that one close, Captain.
00:28:56He's a bad apple.
00:28:58The only bad apple here is you, Tata.
00:29:03We'll give you one last chance.
00:29:06Hand over the cosmic inflator and forget about your evil plans.
00:29:12Or what?
00:29:13You're gonna sick that geriatric pipe cleaner commander, Ham Sandwich, on me?
00:29:21Ham Sandwich?
00:29:22Wait, does he mean Ham Sandwich?
00:29:25Is that who you called?
00:29:26Oi, it is indeed, Squeak.
00:29:29Whether or not he'll show up is anyone's guess.
00:29:33All right, listen up.
00:29:34Who's the young punk who mans the phones around here?
00:29:37Welcome back, Commander Ham Sandwich.
00:29:42That's not a plutonium grenade in your hand there, is it?
00:29:46What?
00:29:47Oh, no.
00:29:48It's a portable nightlight.
00:29:50My optic chip isn't what it used to be.
00:29:52I almost missed a ramp and walked out into space.
00:29:55Hey, just checking.
00:29:57Look here.
00:29:58Remember your old partner, Squeak?
00:30:00A squeak?
00:30:01Yeah, a little veil oil can fix that.
00:30:04Oh, boy.
00:30:17It's pretty cool to be flying together again, Commander.
00:30:19Nice.
00:30:20Spaceship?
00:30:20Where'd you get it?
00:30:21I traded the Neox for it.
00:30:24The Neox?
00:30:25I thought you were done dealing with them.
00:30:27Yes, well, as you'll come to realize in our galaxy, if you want something and you want
00:30:32it fast, the Neox are the creatures to talk to.
00:30:35They didn't rip you off again, did they?
00:30:37Squeak, you'll also come to realize when you deal with Neox, it isn't whether or not you'll
00:30:42be ripped off.
00:30:43It's how bad you'll be ripped off.
00:30:45I paid 53,000 parsecs, which isn't bad, considering.
00:30:50Considering what?
00:30:51Considering I hawked Crazy Robocat's spacecraft to the wreck pies for 60,000 parsecs.
00:30:57Whoa, cool!
00:30:59We had a pretty gnarly ship.
00:31:01Why didn't you just keep it?
00:31:02Too identifiable.
00:31:04Crazy Robocat had outstanding warrants in four galaxies.
00:31:07They'd have stopped me at every star.
00:31:09Not to mention the aliens were out to get him.
00:31:12If the good guys didn't catch me, the bad guys surely would've.
00:31:15That's too much trouble for an old coot like me.
00:31:19Uh, I see your point.
00:31:20Gentlemen, I trust your mission's got off on the right foot.
00:31:25What the?
00:31:26It's that son of a bleep from the cleaning company.
00:31:29I should've cranked his ears when I had the chance.
00:31:32That's Captain Ganymede, Commander.
00:31:33You know him.
00:31:34He leads the Space Guardians.
00:31:36What the?
00:31:37Space Guardians?
00:31:38Who are they?
00:31:39A collection agency?
00:31:40See? I paid for this ship outright.
00:31:43Free and clear.
00:31:44Let them try to take it from me, blasted bean counters.
00:31:48Squeak, are you sure you can handle this mission?
00:31:52I thought it was a good idea to pair you two again.
00:31:55Since you did so well the last time.
00:31:58But, uh, now, I'm not so sure.
00:32:03I've got it under control, Captain.
00:32:05Squeak, can you ensure the commander doesn't go rogue?
00:32:09Our very survivals, that's like.
00:32:13No worries, Captain.
00:32:13I've got this.
00:32:15Uh, media shower.
00:32:16Pull up.
00:32:17Pull up.
00:32:18Private.
00:32:19What?
00:32:20It's okay, Commander.
00:32:21Everything's fine.
00:32:23They're low on fuel.
00:32:24Check the fuel gauge, Squeak.
00:32:27We're not low on fuel.
00:32:29They're going to crash.
00:32:31Squeak.
00:32:32We're not going to crash.
00:32:34Everything is fine.
00:32:36I knew I should have come alone.
00:32:38I'm switching you off, Private.
00:32:41Squeak, don't relinquish the controls.
00:32:44There's no telling where you'll end up.
00:32:46And we must locate Tartar the Third.
00:32:50I've lost control, Captain.
00:32:52Squeak.
00:32:53It'll work out.
00:32:54Just, just, just let me talk to him.
00:32:56He's overwhelmed right now.
00:32:57Don't worry, Private.
00:32:59I'll get this out of this asteroid storm to safety.
00:33:02I haven't lost a soldier yet.
00:33:03Thank goodness you're here, Commander.
00:33:18I don't know what I've done without you.
00:33:20Let's land and wait out this hellacious storm.
00:33:22Storm?
00:33:23What storm?
00:33:24You're suffering from PTSD, my boy.
00:33:27There's nothing but stars, far as the eyes can see.
00:33:33There it is.
00:33:36The prison planet looms.
00:33:38Careful now, Squeak, my boy.
00:33:41When we land, follow my lead.
00:33:44I know how to talk to those, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, things.
00:33:48Uh, uh, okay.
00:33:51We're going in.
00:34:03Greetings, Spicelings.
00:34:08Uh, welcome to, uh, uh, uh, it's you again.
00:34:14We come in peace.
00:34:16Yeah, I know.
00:34:19You want to sell something, or buy.
00:34:23If you want to buy, we can talk.
00:34:26But if you're selling again, we're close for business.
00:34:30Foolish, Nearka.
00:34:32The first rule of business is never close for business.
00:34:36Yeah, well, that ship you sold us is so full of steel wool furballs, it won't take off.
00:34:45How is that my problem?
00:34:47I paid you 60,000 parsecs for a ship that won't fly, that's how.
00:34:54Nonsense.
00:34:55I flew it here.
00:34:56And you crash-landed over the North Hills.
00:35:01We had to carry you back to our camp and nurse you back to health, remember?
00:35:07No, I don't recall that.
00:35:10Oh, I'm not surprised.
00:35:12Your memory chip was so damaged in the crash,
00:35:16that on top of its existing wear and tear,
00:35:20we thought you'd never come around.
00:35:23New Yorker was ready to dismantle you
00:35:27and sell you to the intergalactic space dump.
00:35:31New Yorker?
00:35:32But you're New Yorker.
00:35:35Not this again.
00:35:37Not me.
00:35:38Him.
00:35:40Private, don't panic, but I'm seeing double.
00:35:43There's two of them, Commander.
00:35:45Oh.
00:35:47What do you want this time, Hamseanders?
00:35:49Yeah, what are you selling?
00:35:52This shrimp?
00:35:54Hey!
00:35:55Shh!
00:35:55Go with it, Private.
00:35:57It'll get us inside.
00:35:58Then we can rescue Marlenia.
00:36:01What?
00:36:02Marlenia?
00:36:03She's not here.
00:36:04Yes!
00:36:05This prime shrimp here is juicy,
00:36:08succulent,
00:36:09and ready for the Barbie.
00:36:10What?
00:36:12Want to see?
00:36:13Fire it up!
00:36:14Throw him on!
00:36:15Better shrimp you won't find on planet New York!
00:36:18What a comedian.
00:36:21Commander, you're a real card.
00:36:23Seriously, guys!
00:36:24Somebody's completely out of his mind
00:36:25and landed here for no good reason.
00:36:27Don't mind us.
00:36:28We'll just be going.
00:36:30Sorry for the intrusion, New Yorks.
00:36:32Oh?
00:36:33Oh, I'm actually pretty hungry.
00:36:37Me too, New Yorker.
00:36:39Shrimp was sounding mighty good.
00:36:41Me three.
00:36:43Mmm!
00:36:44Me four.
00:36:45Shrimp!
00:36:46Shrimp!
00:36:46Shrimp!
00:36:47Shrimp!
00:36:47Shrimp!
00:36:48Shrimp!
00:36:49Shrimp!
00:36:50Shrimp!
00:36:50Shrimp!
00:36:51Okay, come on now.
00:36:53Thee thing's open.
00:36:55How much for this plump morsel?
00:36:57I'll take ten parsecs.
00:36:59Sowell!
00:37:01No!
00:37:03Sowell to New Yorker for ten parsecs.
00:37:06But I'm New Yorker.
00:37:08But I'm New Yorker.
00:37:10No, I'm New Yorker.
00:37:11Then you've all win.
00:37:14Somebody just give me ten parsecs.
00:37:15I don't care who.
00:37:18I'll give you twenty parsecs to get us back in the ship and blast off.
00:37:22Twenty parsecs?
00:37:24Wait a minute, Am Sanders.
00:37:26A deal's a deal.
00:37:29Zip it, New York.
00:37:30Well, I need to think this through.
00:37:33Let's think it through in the cockpit, yeah?
00:37:36Am Sanders, if you renege, you better never show your sheep middle on this planet again.
00:37:44Is that a threat?
00:37:45It's a promise.
00:37:48Well, you New Yorkers have been outbid.
00:37:53Twenty parsecs wins.
00:37:55Pay up, squeak.
00:37:56Uh, can I pay you when we get back to Space Guardian Headquarters?
00:38:01All right.
00:38:03Phew.
00:38:04We won't forget this, Am Sanders.
00:38:07If you ever have the boats to come back to New York, it's the junk pile for you, mister.
00:38:14I can't even remember why I came here in the first place.
00:38:17I'm not sure I could even find my way back.
00:38:20Let's go, Commander.
00:38:21Time's a-wasting.
00:38:22If you say so.
00:38:24Oh.
00:38:24Oh.
00:38:24Oh.
00:38:24Oh.
00:38:24Oh.
00:38:26Oh.
00:38:26Oh.
00:38:28Oh.
00:38:28Oh.
00:38:28Oh.
00:38:28Oh.
00:38:28Oh.
00:38:28Oh.
00:38:28Oh.
00:38:28Oh.
00:38:28Oh.
00:38:28Oh.
00:38:28Oh.
00:38:28Oh.
00:38:28Oh.
00:38:28Oh.
00:38:30Oh.
00:38:30Oh.
00:38:30Oh.
00:38:34Thanks for not leaving me with those New Yorkers, Commander.
00:38:38I knew you wouldn't sell me out.
00:38:40Oh.
00:38:40We forgot Marlenia.
00:38:43She's in great danger.
00:38:45The New Yorkers are holding her captive.
00:38:47We must go back.
00:38:49Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:38:50No, no, no.
00:38:51We can't go back.
00:38:53Remember what they said?
00:38:54They'll sell you for parts.
00:38:55And they'll have me for lunch.
00:38:57A hero shows no fear, Private.
00:39:00We're at war.
00:39:02And I've never leave a soldier behind.
00:39:04We're not at war.
00:39:06Marlenia's safe.
00:39:07I had dinner with her just the other night.
00:39:09Nonsense.
00:39:11I'll show you.
00:39:11We'll call her right now.
00:39:13Just whatever you do, don't take us back to New York.
00:39:15Tell Imaginator.
00:39:17Tell Imaginator?
00:39:18Aha.
00:39:20This class Tell Imaginator is hardware to respond to my voice commands only.
00:39:26Fine.
00:39:27Just call her, and I'll prove she's okay.
00:39:29Tell Imaginator.
00:39:31Yes, Commander Ham Sanders.
00:39:33Patch me through to Marlenia's ship.
00:39:36Do you mean Marlenia, the galactic rebel of the Crutonian army?
00:39:40That's the one.
00:39:42Connecting to Marlenia.
00:39:44Thank you.
00:39:45Well, if it isn't my favorite duo, what are you two doing back together?
00:39:49Saving the universe?
00:39:50Actually, uh...
00:39:52Marlenia!
00:39:53Are you all right?
00:39:54Have they hurt you?
00:39:55Has who hurt me?
00:39:57Those blasted New Yorkers!
00:39:59I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:40:02Marlenia, have you intercepted any distress signals from Space Guardian Headquarters?
00:40:06No.
00:40:07Why?
00:40:07Is there trouble?
00:40:08Big trouble!
00:40:10Tartar the Third has developed a device that can obliterate the entire universe with the push of a button!
00:40:14He attacked us and disabled our ship!
00:40:16Uh, well, that and Professor Mucus blew up his lab again.
00:40:20Anyway, the Guardians are stranded in space while Hamp Sanders and I try to catch Tartar!
00:40:25Oh, no.
00:40:26This is the first I'm hearing of this!
00:40:28If you could locate the Guardians and help them get the ship up and running, I'd owe you a big one!
00:40:34Oh, threaten me with a good time, why don't you?
00:40:37I'm on it.
00:40:38I'll let you know when I find them.
00:40:39Are you two gonna be okay chasing after Tartar by yourselves?
00:40:42Okay!
00:40:43I defeated 600 radioactive Stardust Phantoms by myself!
00:40:47Then I was separated from my platoon during the War of Saturn's Two Moons!
00:40:51I know, Commander.
00:40:53You remind me every time I see you.
00:40:55Thanks a million, Marlenia!
00:40:57Yeah, yeah, you owe me another dinner for this, Squeak.
00:41:00Deal!
00:41:01I know a great Italian bistro on planet New York!
00:41:05We could all go!
00:41:06No!
00:41:07No.
00:41:09What?
00:41:09Is three a crowd?
00:41:10And then I had to think fast.
00:41:29So what I did is I camouflaged myself as the ship's exhaust tubing.
00:41:33I stood of real steel and watched those spacecrafts crawl right by me.
00:41:39I can still see their gigantic pincers mere inches from my throat.
00:41:43I still get the nightmares sometimes.
00:41:46But I will say, the whale oil helps with that.
00:42:06Squeak!
00:42:06I'm scared, little plushie.
00:42:36shrimp, quicken in my hooves over there just as sure about to meet out.
00:42:42You'd better be, you fat reindeer.
00:42:45I'm a veteran, you know.
00:42:47I was taking shrapnel in War Torn Galaxies and Solar Systems before you were learning to
00:42:52walk on your knocked knees.
00:42:54You wanna go, Tin Man?
00:42:56What?
00:43:00He's attacking!
00:43:01We're hit!
00:43:04I've raised our defense shields, but they can only withstand so much!
00:43:11Return fire!
00:43:12We have to return fire!
00:43:13See that button to your left?
00:43:16Yeah!
00:43:16Press it!
00:43:22Take that!
00:43:25That's it!
00:43:26And I thought your precious space guardian ship was weak.
00:43:30What have you got there?
00:43:32P-shooters?
00:43:32You want to try something stronger, do you?
00:43:37Uh, try this!
00:43:39Colonel Ruff, I've kept it from the rest of the crew as best I can, but I'm going
00:43:55to level with you.
00:43:57I'm concerned about our chances here.
00:44:00Captain, if it's worth anything, I don't believe Tata the Third would actually press
00:44:06that button.
00:44:08I think the big moose is bluffing.
00:44:10I hope you're right.
00:44:12But either way, one thing's for sure.
00:44:15Until we fix this ship, we're not guardians of nothing out here.
00:44:21We're just space-sitting ducks.
00:44:24Knock, knock.
00:44:25Who's there?
00:44:28Just your friendly neighborhood space rebel.
00:44:30I hear my guardians are in a bit of a jam.
00:44:33You heard right.
00:44:34Goodness to you again, Marlenia.
00:44:37How have you been, then?
00:44:39Better than you.
00:44:41Tata the Third, huh?
00:44:42Aye.
00:44:43He turned into a big problem right quick.
00:44:47Think he's going to push the button?
00:44:49Not if we have anything to add.
00:44:52Well, let's get you back into the equation.
00:44:55That's music to my ears.
00:44:58You have nice ears.
00:44:59Uh, flattery will get you everywhere, my dear.
00:45:05First things first.
00:45:06Let's pop the hood and get you guys operational.
00:45:09Have a go, miss.
00:45:15Commander, our boosters are damaged.
00:45:17Our reserve fuel tanks are ruptured.
00:45:18Our radar detection is disabled.
00:45:20What's the other guy look like?
00:45:25Ugly.
00:45:27Dang, Navid.
00:45:28I just bought this ship.
00:45:33Hang on, Commander.
00:45:34There's a call coming through.
00:45:35It's Captain Ganymede.
00:45:37How goes it, Agent Squeak?
00:45:40Any luck locating Tata?
00:45:41I'd say we're having a lot of luck, Captain.
00:45:47Is that an alarm, I hear?
00:45:50No alarms here.
00:45:52We're just playing our music loud.
00:45:54We're rocking out.
00:45:56Thanks for checking in, Captain.
00:45:58We'll inform you of any news.
00:46:00Over and out.
00:46:00Hey, you dumped the captain.
00:46:05That's right.
00:46:06In case you haven't noticed, we kind of have a lot going on right now.
00:46:11But the captain's in charge.
00:46:13Is the captain in this firefight with us?
00:46:16Well, no.
00:46:18Then we're in charge.
00:46:20Keep firing, Squeak.
00:46:24Cease fire, guardians.
00:46:27That's the cosmic inflator.
00:46:28If he pushes that button, we all go boom.
00:46:31Better do as the fat reindeer says.
00:46:41Now, wasn't that easy?
00:46:43I could get used to this.
00:46:45I utter commands and you space guardians obey.
00:46:50Don't get used to it.
00:46:53Yeah, fatso.
00:46:54Okay, you know what?
00:46:58Wha-wha-where-where's Commander Hamstanders?
00:47:01What have you done with him?
00:47:02I'd like to say I blasted him into minuscule metallic dust particles
00:47:07and he's floating for all eternity in Saturn's fourth ring.
00:47:11But sadly, that's not so.
00:47:14It's just a nifty little function of my cosmic inflator, shrimp.
00:47:19I can make objects explode, or I can make objects implode.
00:47:24Whichever I choose.
00:47:26I imploded your creaky little rust bucket friend into a junk particle
00:47:31too small for the eye to even see.
00:47:35Like a super-powered junkyard metal compactor.
00:47:39That'll crunch.
00:47:41Wait a minute.
00:47:45I've seen this before.
00:47:47You can't get rid of Commander Hamstanders like that.
00:47:49He's a...
00:47:50A hologram.
00:47:54Shut the front door.
00:47:57What?
00:47:57Is the airlock open?
00:47:59We'll be sucked into outer space.
00:48:01The airlock is fine, Squeak.
00:48:03Read your control settings.
00:48:04Oh, nice try, Tartar.
00:48:08The joke's on you.
00:48:10My original machinery was obliterated in the Marbekian space battle of ten...
00:48:16Ten million and fifty-four.
00:48:18I remember now.
00:48:20How about this?
00:48:21I'll press the red button and initiate a second Big Bang.
00:48:26Destroying everything in the universe in the blink of an eye.
00:48:30Your hologram included.
00:48:31Nothing survives.
00:48:32If you do that, you'll destroy yourself too.
00:48:36What kind of a villain would I be if I wasn't willing to perish for the cause?
00:48:43A smart one.
00:48:44Shut up, Metal Mouth.
00:48:46Good one, Commander.
00:48:48No, it wasn't.
00:48:49It wasn't good at all.
00:48:51It was stupid.
00:48:52Like you.
00:48:54No, you're stupid.
00:48:56Squeak, your mind is powerful.
00:48:59More powerful than you realize.
00:49:01Remember how you defeated Crazy Robocat?
00:49:04Don't let him distract you.
00:49:07Focus.
00:49:08Concentrate.
00:49:10Huh?
00:49:11Focus.
00:49:13Concentrate.
00:49:14Activate the power of your mind.
00:49:17Uh, okay.
00:49:18Here goes nothing.
00:49:24Oy vey.
00:49:26How's it coming, Marlenia?
00:49:41Can we be rebooted?
00:49:43Or will we have to abandon ship?
00:49:45I'll have you Guardians back in action shortly, Captain.
00:49:48Just a bit more booster work and a few more optical fibers to connect.
00:49:52All right, then.
00:49:53Keep us posted.
00:49:55Squeak.
00:49:56Squeak!
00:49:58Ugh.
00:49:59I've repeatedly attempted to contact Agent Squeak, but he isn't answering.
00:50:05Gentlemen, I fear Commander Hamp Sanders may have gone rogue once again.
00:50:10This is what I was afraid of.
00:50:12I knew we shouldn't have called in that bucket of bolts a second time.
00:50:17It was my judgment call, Professor.
00:50:20And frankly, none of you wanted to work with Squeak, so I had no choice.
00:50:25He couldn't go it alone.
00:50:28Young Squeak can work miracles if ornery he trusts his mind's eye.
00:50:34Well, for the sake of the universe, let's hope that shrimp's trusting his mind's eye like crazy right now.
00:50:44Squeak!
00:50:46Squeak!
00:50:47Can you hear me?
00:50:49My boy, think of what you want the most right now.
00:50:54Actualize your imagination.
00:50:56Don't break concentration.
00:50:58And whatever you do, don't think about food, Squeak.
00:51:02Remember our mission.
00:51:04Do not think about food.
00:51:08Concentrate on the mission.
00:51:12The mission.
00:51:17What the shooting stars?
00:51:20Where did he come from?
00:51:22Ah, Agent Squeak has finally harnessed the power of his mind.
00:51:29Squeak, can you hear me?
00:51:32Squeak!
00:51:35It's Captain Ganymede!
00:51:37Can you hear me?
00:51:38He teleported his image to us, but has not rinked his consciousness.
00:51:45We must make his subconscious mind aware of his surroundings.
00:51:52How do we do that?
00:51:53Speak of something he has a strong reaction to.
00:51:59It will awaken his senses and engage him with us.
00:52:05Squeak, the universe is still in peril.
00:52:08Have you located the cosmic inflator?
00:52:10That won't do it.
00:52:12Try this.
00:52:13Agent Squeak, dinner's ready.
00:52:17I'm starving.
00:52:18What are we having?
00:52:19Something good, I'm sure.
00:52:22It'll be ready in a minute.
00:52:24What brings you back here to us, Squeak?
00:52:27The mission.
00:52:29Have you news to report?
00:52:32We found Tartar III.
00:52:34Or he found us.
00:52:36What about the cosmic inflator?
00:52:38Where is it now?
00:52:40With Tartar.
00:52:41I think he's about to press the button.
00:52:43That isn't helpful at all.
00:52:46Squeak, where is your physical body located right now?
00:52:51Our ship is nearly operational.
00:52:53We can catch up to you and join the fight, if you need reinforcements.
00:52:59I'm in Commander Ham Sander's ship.
00:53:01I know, Squeak.
00:53:02But where?
00:53:04Where can we find Ham Sander's?
00:53:07Ham Sander's was blasted to smithereens in the Marbarkian space battle of 10,054.
00:53:11And his parts are scattered throughout the Rubian galaxy.
00:53:14It would take a long time to collect them all.
00:53:16In this state, Squeak is captive to his retoral mind.
00:53:24To receive the proper answer, we must ask the proper question.
00:53:30Right!
00:53:31Squeak, tell us where we can find your physical body right now!
00:53:36In Commander Ham Sander's ship!
00:53:39I can't!
00:53:40I just can't!
00:53:41This shrimp's mind is the blackest of black holes!
00:53:44Hey, Squeak, hey, Zachary, where is the ship located now?
00:53:51Right next to Tartar the Third Ship, at the edge of the Farloofian Star Cluster, near the Banksy and Wormhole!
00:53:57That's Admiral Tumble's jurisdiction!
00:54:00They're facing off!
00:54:01This is it, then!
00:54:03Marlenia, come in!
00:54:05How are those repairs coming, sweetheart?
00:54:08Finishing up now, Captain.
00:54:09Your booster should be operational in just a sec.
00:54:12Squeak, you're back!
00:54:13Don't forget that dinner you promised me!
00:54:16Mmm, dinner!
00:54:21Mmm!
00:54:22Mmm!
00:54:34Greetings, Admiral Tumble!
00:54:36I hope this transmission finds you well!
00:54:39I'd be a star-side better if a certain captain I know paid his debts!
00:54:49Oh, my...
00:54:50Come on now, old chap!
00:54:54That old card game was an astro-year ago!
00:54:58Yeah, you're an astro-year, 20 Cosmo minutes and... and 45... meteo seconds!
00:55:07What's your point?
00:55:10Can we let bygones be bygones, then?
00:55:14Depends if you're ready to hand over that ship of yours...
00:55:20Space guardian duty requires a proper craft for the job, you know that!
00:55:28And you know you lost that hand fair and square!
00:55:35I never argued that, Admiral Tumble!
00:55:38And you know what your wager was!
00:55:43We played lots of hands, and wagered lots that day!
00:55:48You wagered your ship, Captain!
00:55:51The very one you're transmitting from as we speak!
00:55:56No, if I recall correctly, I wagered a ship!
00:56:02Not necessarily this ship!
00:56:05Well, you have a ship for me?
00:56:08Ha ha ha!
00:56:09I could use it!
00:56:11My nucleotoid turbo thrusters are shot!
00:56:15After navigating the Sagamru meteor shower last park or second...
00:56:21I'm practically the equivalent of an outer space rowboat out here!
00:56:29One more comet dust storm, and I'll come apart at the bolts!
00:56:35That's a jam!
00:56:37I feel guilty asking for a favor!
00:56:42A favor?
00:56:44Ha!
00:56:45You must be desperate!
00:56:49Not desperate!
00:56:50Just looking for an edge!
00:56:52The fate of the universe hangs in the balance!
00:56:56Hmm...
00:56:57You always did like you some high stakes, Captain Ganymede!
00:57:05I see some things never change!
00:57:09Old habits die hard!
00:57:12So what do you say, old chap?
00:57:14Help a bloke out for all time's sake!
00:57:18Afraid not!
00:57:20I've been burned one too many times for my liking by you, Ganymede!
00:57:27I've got no help to offer!
00:57:31Admiral!
00:57:31What would you say if I told you there was a great big spacecraft in it for you?
00:57:38Grr!
00:57:38I'd say, where do we start?
00:57:44Squeak!
00:57:44Are you still alive?
00:57:46I need you back, my boy!
00:57:48Squeak!
00:57:49Can you hear the sound of my voice?
00:57:52Huh?
00:57:53Uh, what?
00:57:54Who's there?
00:57:56Ham Sanders!
00:57:58Ham sandwich!
00:58:00Mmm...
00:58:01Mmm...
00:58:01Mmm...
00:58:03Whoa!
00:58:07That was trippy!
00:58:09Uh, if you say so, Private!
00:58:11How did I do?
00:58:13It was a complete failure!
00:58:15Oh...
00:58:16Another waste of time!
00:58:18Well, don't mince words or anything!
00:58:20I'm not!
00:58:22And we're still facing a big fat reindeer with his hoof on the button!
00:58:27I told you!
00:58:28I'm not a reindeer!
00:58:31Look at him!
00:58:32He's unstable!
00:58:34On the edge!
00:58:34The universe could explode at any moment!
00:58:38I think I'd rather be surrounded by tacos!
00:58:41Dream on, shrimp!
00:58:42You won't have tacos or anything else for that matter!
00:58:46You'll be reduced to a speck of dust floating in the nothingness that used to be your world!
00:58:55Wow!
00:58:56That's some nihilistic stuff!
00:58:58Uh-huh!
00:58:59He...
00:58:59He clearly wasn't raised right!
00:59:02Didn't have any friends, I'd imagine!
00:59:04Oh, this coming from a misfit space crossing guard in a senile, outdated hologram!
00:59:12Ah!
00:59:13What a joke!
00:59:14Are you seeking attention?
00:59:15Is that what this is about?
00:59:17Yes, uh...
00:59:18Did your reindeer herd not love you growing up?
00:59:22For the last time, you glorified socket wrench!
00:59:25I am not a reindeer!
00:59:28I am Tartar the Turd!
00:59:31Destroyer of the universe!
00:59:34Oh-ho!
00:59:36There's something to be proud of!
00:59:38I'll be more than proud, shrimp!
00:59:41I'll be legendary!
00:59:44They'll write books about me!
00:59:46Make movies!
00:59:47Tell spooky bedtime stories!
00:59:49Ha-ha!
00:59:50I'll be a Halloween costume!
00:59:53Wait!
00:59:53Uh...
00:59:54How will any of that happen if everything is gone?
00:59:57He's got a point, reindeer!
00:59:59He'll be forgotten!
01:00:00Like you never existed!
01:00:02There won't be anyone to tell your story!
01:00:04And no kids to scare at bedtime!
01:00:06There won't be anything at all!
01:00:08You're still not thinking this through!
01:00:13If you want to scare people with your evil deeds, there needs to be some people around to scare!
01:00:19Fine, space guardians!
01:00:21You want it, you got it!
01:00:23There are different settings to my cosmic inflator!
01:00:27Different options!
01:00:29We'll just start smashing worlds together!
01:00:32How about them apples?
01:00:33A big game of planetary bumper cars!
01:00:37Ha-ha!
01:00:37Sound fun?
01:00:39Uh...
01:00:39Not really!
01:00:41Too bad!
01:00:42Get a load of this!
01:00:44No!
01:00:50No!
01:00:53Fun, isn't it?
01:00:55I hear they just opened a crazy comet coffee shop, too!
01:01:01Lot of spilled lattes!
01:01:02Oh, but we won't stop there!
01:01:06Hang on, guardians!
01:01:07Crikey!
01:01:14The planets are smashing up!
01:01:16We're out of time!
01:01:18Warp speed, guardians!
01:01:32You blasted scoundrel!
01:01:34Those are worlds you're destroying!
01:01:36Hey, hey, no!
01:01:38Isn't it wild?
01:01:41Squeak!
01:01:42Ham Sanders!
01:01:44Guardians headquarters is operational!
01:01:47We're headed your way!
01:01:49With backup!
01:01:50Thank heavens!
01:01:51Tartar's forcing planets to collide, Captain!
01:01:53There's nothing we can do to stop him!
01:01:56That's where you're wrong, Squeak!
01:01:58You're the only one who can stop him!
01:02:02You must think!
01:02:03Oh, great!
01:02:04We're doomed!
01:02:05I knew I should have left you with the New Yorkers!
01:02:09Gee, thanks for the vote of confidence, Commander!
01:02:12The guardians have faith in you, Squeak!
01:02:15You've saved us once before!
01:02:17You can do it again!
01:02:19I hope you're right, Captain!
01:02:21We'll be there shortly, Agent!
01:02:24Stay strong, and the fight the good fight!
01:02:27I don't like being cut off, Guardians!
01:02:30Especially while I'm showing off my new toy!
01:02:34Here's what happens when you don't pay attention!
01:02:37He cads!
01:02:42He is pining for attention!
01:02:44Like a petulant, overgrown baby reindeer!
01:02:47Keep running your metal mouth, Commander!
01:02:50I can smash planets till there are none left!
01:02:53Maybe I'll send a couple your way!
01:02:56Hmm?
01:02:57Hmm?
01:02:57Hmm?
01:02:58See how your tiny little spaceship likes that!
01:03:03No!
01:03:03Please stop, Tartar!
01:03:05He'll be quiet!
01:03:06Agile Squeak!
01:03:09Use your mind's eye to combat Tartar!
01:03:15He is contrarian!
01:03:17You can confuse him by agreeing with his brand!
01:03:22It will buy valuable time!
01:03:26Uh, okay, I...
01:03:28How about Venus and Uranus next?
01:03:32What did you call me?
01:03:33Those sound like great picks, Tartar!
01:03:36Smash them up!
01:03:37What?
01:03:39What?
01:03:40You've distracted him from his intentions, Agent Squeak!
01:03:45Keep it up!
01:03:46That's a great idea!
01:03:48Hey, hey!
01:03:49Ho, ho!
01:03:50Venus and Uranus got to go!
01:03:52Boom!
01:03:53Boom!
01:03:54Boom!
01:03:54Ha, ha!
01:03:55My boy!
01:03:56Have you lost your mind?
01:03:58What's gotten into you, shrimp?
01:04:01I'm just impressed, Tartar!
01:04:02Your planetary picks are perfect!
01:04:05You want to join my fantasy apocalypse league?
01:04:08Hmm...
01:04:08When do you play?
01:04:11Uh, every Thursday!
01:04:13Won't work!
01:04:14I raid and pillage subsolar systems on Thursdays to prepare for my big attacks on the weekends!
01:04:21Oh, uh...
01:04:22Well, I can move it to Wednesdays!
01:04:24You gotta mine for this!
01:04:25It'd be a real asset!
01:04:26I don't believe what I'm hearing!
01:04:29Don't try to wargame me, shrimp!
01:04:32I'm Tartar the third!
01:04:34Not some little gamer geek!
01:04:36Now, back to the business at hand!
01:04:39I think I'll spare Venus and Uranus, uh, for Neptune and Pluto!
01:04:46No!
01:04:48Now is the time, Squeak!
01:04:51Do not focus on Tartar's words, but rather focus on that which you love!
01:04:58See not ze stars, but what you want ze stars to be!
01:05:03Um, uh...
01:05:06I think I understand!
01:05:08Mmm...
01:05:10Popcorn!
01:05:11Popcorn makes everything better!
01:05:13Fluffy!
01:05:15Buttery!
01:05:16Delicious popcorn!
01:05:18That's it, Squeak!
01:05:20Now, focus harder!
01:05:23Think of ze object you're really after!
01:05:26Now think of what you really want ze object to be!
01:05:33Candy canes!
01:05:36Ze object!
01:05:37Rocate ze object, Squeak!
01:05:41I'm trying!
01:05:42I'm trying!
01:05:44Lollipops!
01:05:46Squeak!
01:05:47Focus!
01:05:49Rocate ze object!
01:05:51Then transform ze object!
01:05:55Locate!
01:05:56Transform!
01:05:57L-Locate and transform!
01:05:59There it is!
01:06:03The cosmic inflator!
01:06:05Turn it into what you want it to be!
01:06:09Wear it to transform into that which you desire most of all!
01:06:17Tacos!
01:06:18Tacos!
01:06:19Oh my goodness!
01:06:22What?
01:06:22No!
01:06:24Where is my cosmic inflator?
01:06:27What's happening?
01:06:29You've met your match, Tata!
01:06:33Say hello to the space guardians!
01:06:38Ganymede!
01:06:40You're nothing more than an intergalactic mole cop!
01:06:43How did you fix that hunk of junk ship of yours?
01:06:46No matter!
01:06:48I'll finish the job right now!
01:06:51You do nothing of the sort, Tata!
01:06:56Your ship is in my airspace!
01:07:01And you're not welcome here!
01:07:07What?
01:07:08No!
01:07:09Yeah, Tartar!
01:07:11You're finished!
01:07:12Kiss your nefarious plan goodbye!
01:07:15Nefarious?
01:07:16You don't normally talk like that!
01:07:18I'm impressed, Squeak!
01:07:20Where did you learn a word like nefarious?
01:07:23I don't know!
01:07:24I must have heard it somewhere!
01:07:25Did I use it right?
01:07:26Oh, yeah!
01:07:28It works well!
01:07:30Cool!
01:07:32Tacos?
01:07:32I hate tacos!
01:07:36Good!
01:07:37That's more for me!
01:07:38Admiral Tumble!
01:07:40Fire when ready!
01:07:43So long, Tata!
01:07:46May we never meet again!
01:07:50No!
01:07:50No!
01:08:08Well, Agent Squeak, you've done it again!
01:08:20That's right!
01:08:21I can hardly believe it, but it's true!
01:08:24You're some kind of hero, shrimp!
01:08:27Oh, shucks!
01:08:28I was just doing my job!
01:08:29It's what being a space guardian's all about!
01:08:32Hey, speaking of space guardians, ooh, why don't you give a warm welcome to our newest member, Admiral Tumble!
01:08:42Howdy, space guardians!
01:08:46It's good to be here aboard a real spacecraft!
01:08:53Thanks for allowing me to retire mine, finally!
01:08:58Oh, and captain, consider that debt paid in full!
01:09:06Welcome, Admiral!
01:09:07And thanks for all your help out there!
01:09:09We couldn't have done it without you!
01:09:10You're being modest, young, uh, uh, uh, uh, man?
01:09:19Uh, shrimp!
01:09:21Ah, yes, shrimp!
01:09:24At any rate, you seemed to be handling things just fine before I came along!
01:09:31I can only hope to be half the space guardian that you are!
01:09:37You set the bar high, Agent Squeak!
01:09:42Well, thanks, Admiral, but I didn't do it alone!
01:09:44Hold on, Admirals!
01:09:46We got us another call coming in!
01:09:50Can't find it!
01:09:51There in Tarnation is that mission room!
01:09:54I can't find anything in this big spaceship!
01:09:57Use your portable nightlight and follow the arrows, Commander!
01:09:59Madness!
01:10:01How do you people find your way around this ship?
01:10:04I've played virtual reality games that are easier than this!
01:10:08We spend a right lot of time out here, Commander!
01:10:12Practice makes perfect!
01:10:14Well, I give up!
01:10:17After wandering around trying to find you all, my head is spinning like a pup!
01:10:22Oh, I have a trick for that!
01:10:25Focus on one object!
01:10:27It'll keep you balanced!
01:10:29Well, what are you supposed to be?
01:10:32One of those moon marsupials?
01:10:35He's a space swirligug, Commander!
01:10:37A ranked swirligug!
01:10:39Colonel Ruff, at your service!
01:10:42Ruff's a colleague, Commander!
01:10:45You'll get to know him well!
01:10:47That is, if you'll accept a room and join us!
01:10:52I knew?
01:10:54The space guardians?
01:10:56You can't be serious!
01:10:58But we are, Commander Ham-Sanders!
01:11:00The space guardians always have room for a leader of your expertise, Commander!
01:11:07We'd like you to think it over while you're resting!
01:11:11Uh, how long are your work days?
01:11:15Work days?
01:11:16What work days?
01:11:17Space guardians are never off-duty!
01:11:19Ah!
01:11:20You see what I mean?
01:11:22No, thank you!
01:11:23I'm an old robot!
01:11:25I need my sleep!
01:11:26And besides, I'm not really here, remember?
01:11:29What's up, Guardians?
01:11:31Marlenia!
01:11:32My favorite space rebel!
01:11:35So good to see you!
01:11:37Ship running smooth, Captain?
01:11:39You know it is!
01:11:41Our eternal gratitude for your help, Miss!
01:11:45Well, eternity's a long time.
01:11:47I only need like a couple of hours.
01:11:49Mind if I borrow an agent?
01:11:51Which one?
01:11:52The cute one over there.
01:11:54Squeak, you owe me another dinner date,
01:11:56and I already made our reservations.
01:11:57Uh, we're kinda in the middle of a meeting, Marlenia!
01:12:01About what?
01:12:02Slapping each other's backs?
01:12:03The bad guy's vanquished,
01:12:05your ship's back in action,
01:12:06and you've got new members.
01:12:07What's left to talk about?
01:12:11Uh...
01:12:12Agent Squeak, get outta here!
01:12:15Um, yes, Captain!
01:12:16Right away!
01:12:17Just call me if you need me!
01:12:18I'll be at, uh...
01:12:19Uh...
01:12:20Mostranos, of course!
01:12:23Mostranos!
01:12:23Ah, my favorite!
01:12:25They just opened a location on planet New York!
01:12:27Why don't we all go?
01:12:29I have credit there!
01:12:31We'll eat for free!
01:12:32No!
01:12:33Oops!
01:12:35Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho, ha, ha...
01:12:38Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:12:42Come on out!
01:12:45Oh oh oh!
01:12:47Go!
01:12:48Go!
01:12:49Wait!
01:12:50Woo!
01:12:51Choose the light!
01:12:53Yeah!
01:12:57Come, out!
01:13:00तर में जब है।
01:13:30हुआ!
01:13:43ये टे हुआ!
01:13:44ये बाता हैं रमीज़
01:13:48हुआ लाइक is the time to beat
01:13:51एबस्वजिश्स बाता हुआ
01:13:55खुआ एंच अज़
01:13:58Whoa, Oh, Oh!
01:14:21कि खड़ी खॉर।
01:14:35टॉर।
01:14:38होोो, होोो, होो, हो
01:14:49यस नहीं ग्याद 성्वान
01:14:51यस तुछ
01:15:03होो
01:15:08झाल झाल
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