Death Race 2000 (1975) Full Movie | Dystopian Action
Death Race 2000 is an American science fiction action film directed by Paul Bartel. The story is set in a dystopian future where the most popular sport is a deadly cross-country road race where drivers earn points for killing pedestrians.
Cast: David Carradine as Frankenstein
Simone Griffeth as Annie Smith
Sylvester Stallone as Machine Gun Joe Viterbo
Mary Woronov as Calamity Jane
Roberta Collins as Matilda the Hun
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Genre: Science Fiction, Action,
Runtime: 80 min.
Death Race 2000 is an American science fiction action film directed by Paul Bartel. The story is set in a dystopian future where the most popular sport is a deadly cross-country road race where drivers earn points for killing pedestrians.
Cast: David Carradine as Frankenstein
Simone Griffeth as Annie Smith
Sylvester Stallone as Machine Gun Joe Viterbo
Mary Woronov as Calamity Jane
Roberta Collins as Matilda the Hun
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Genre: Science Fiction, Action,
Runtime: 80 min.
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00:00:00The End
00:01:30And sports fans everywhere.
00:01:34Today we inaugurate the 20th annual transcontinental road race.
00:01:39Today, the five bravest young men and women in this bravest of nations will risk their lives in the greatest sporting event since the day of the Spartacus.
00:01:52Three days hence, a new American champion will be crowned for all the world to behold in awe, in respect, in fear.
00:02:04All right, all right. This is Junior Bruce, your buddy, buddy, and mine.
00:02:11And I'll be giving you the blow-by-blow, play-by-play, when the kings and queens of the open road roar onto the track.
00:02:18Do I hear the sound of engines?
00:02:21It's calamity Jane Kelly, queen of the road, at the wheel of that mean, old, ornery stud boy.
00:02:30Danie Janey, winner of this year's trials at Watkins Glen, placed second in 1998, and led in last year's second lap until she went out with gear trouble.
00:02:42Her fans and lovers everywhere wish Janey better luck this year.
00:02:47My fans can wish me all the luck they want.
00:02:50If my luck with my lovers gets any better, I'll miss the race completely.
00:02:53Isn't that right, Pete?
00:02:56At the start of the race, only a heartthrob away, this is Grace Pander on the spot, as usual,
00:03:03to welcome the greatest racer of all time and a very dear friend of mine.
00:03:09Yes, in just a moment, he will be coming through the doors.
00:03:20There is no cause for alarm.
00:03:23The patient has been flown in from abroad in a state of suspended animation
00:03:26in order to facilitate the healing of his recent limb transplants.
00:03:31He should be coming around any moment now.
00:03:35Oh, my God.
00:03:39Oh, my God.
00:03:46Frankenstein, can you give me an exclusive?
00:03:49How are things abroad?
00:03:50How is Mr. President?
00:03:52Is he still in Moscow?
00:03:54Mr. President is in his summer palace in Peking.
00:04:00He loves everybody.
00:04:02And everybody loves him.
00:04:05We are!
00:04:06Here she is, that adorable swastika sweetheart, Matilda the Hun from Milwaukee,
00:04:14and her lovable Nazi navigator, Herman the German Fox.
00:04:20Matilda, Herman, do you think this is your turn to be first and foremost in sunny California?
00:04:36Today, California.
00:04:37Tomorrow in the world.
00:04:38Hiya, Herman.
00:04:39I hope your buzz bomb has a little more juice in its warhead this year.
00:04:49Whoever named your car the bull was only half right.
00:04:55Frankenstein, will Mr. President fly in to crown the winner of the race?
00:04:59Yes.
00:05:00Is it true that with your new mechanical arm, you can shift gears in less than a twentieth of a second?
00:05:05Would you care to comment on that?
00:05:07No.
00:05:08How do you feel about going into the race with a navigator you've never met?
00:05:12You'll love Annie.
00:05:13She's a red-hot sexpot.
00:05:15She better be a red-hot navigator.
00:05:17No more questions.
00:05:22It's the lion.
00:05:23And at the wheel, Ray Nero the hero Lodigan.
00:05:28Never has finished the transcontinental, but three big wins in the provinces this season,
00:05:33plus a brand new beast, means Nero's not fiddling around.
00:05:38Sit still, Cleopatra, and stop blocking me.
00:05:42My fans want to see me.
00:05:44They've never seen a has-been before?
00:05:47Annie Smith?
00:05:55Mr. Frankenstein.
00:05:57I've checked out the car and everything seems perfect.
00:06:00I have the route maps right here.
00:06:02I will check them in a minute.
00:06:06We will roll.
00:06:08And everything seems perfect to me.
00:06:12I've, uh, packed some high-protein capsules and as many adrenaline tablets as I could find.
00:06:18And I've also assembled a medical kit, just in case.
00:06:21I'm trained as a nurse.
00:06:22Mr. Frankenstein, you're very good at what you do, and I'm very good at what I do.
00:06:32And you know, there's only one person who guns an engine like that.
00:06:42It's got to be the roughest, tough guy of them all, Machine Gun Joe Viterbo.
00:06:49Here he comes, Machine Gun Joe, loved by thousands, hated by millions.
00:06:58Only living previous winner except for Frankenstein.
00:07:01Highest lifetime score after Frankenstein.
00:07:04And he's certainly getting the welcome he deserves.
00:07:07Joe doesn't look too happy, but you just can't keep those Frankenstein fans down.
00:07:17Lousy son of a bitch.
00:07:20Frankenstein!
00:07:21Give it to them, Joe.
00:07:23What, Frankenstein?
00:07:24I'll give it, Frankenstein!
00:07:31Here he comes, here he comes!
00:07:34Frankenstein!
00:07:35Frankenstein, the legend!
00:07:38Frankenstein, the indestructible!
00:07:41Sole survivor of the Titanic pileup of 95!
00:07:44Only two-time winner of the transcontinental road race!
00:07:48Frankenstein!
00:07:49Ripped up, wiped out, battered, shattered, creamed and reamed!
00:07:54A dancer on the brink of death!
00:07:57Frankenstein!
00:07:58Who lost a leg in 98!
00:07:59An arm in 99!
00:08:01With half a face and half a chest!
00:08:03And all the guts in the world, he's back!
00:08:07God only knows what he looks like under that mask, but he is back!
00:08:12In the name of Mr. President, America loves you, Frankenstein!
00:08:17Frankenstein!
00:08:17Frankenstein!
00:08:18Frankenstein!
00:08:20Frankenstein!
00:08:20Frankenstein!
00:08:21Frankenstein!
00:08:22Frankenstein!
00:08:28Henrique!
00:08:28You will regret that, Joe.
00:08:34Stay tuned, racing fans!
00:08:38T-Video Satellite will bring every mile of thrills and spills into your living room.
00:08:44All five cars are in starting position here at New York Memorial Raceway, ready to roll.
00:08:50Now, we take you to the Summer Palace and Mr. President.
00:09:08My children, whom I love so dearly, it has been my duty in the long and difficult years since the world crash of 79 to serve you as best I could.
00:09:26Never before in history have the masses forgone all comfort so that the spirit of genius might thrive and seek the golden key to a new time of plenty in the fertile field of minority privilege.
00:09:43And now, my children, the drivers are ready, the world is waiting.
00:09:48Once more, I give you what you want.
00:09:56Good morning, Americans.
00:10:06Once again, the race is underway, with 12-hour pit stops scheduled at St. Louis and Albuquerque, home of the American Indian Museum.
00:10:16At this very moment, the cars are howling through the streets of Manhattan, but no points have been scored as yet.
00:10:24Take it away, Junior Bruce.
00:10:26They're coming out of the Lincoln Tunnel now, with Frankenstein and Joe running neck and neck.
00:10:32Then it's the Lion, driven by, pass by, Calamity Jane in the ball, moving into third place.
00:10:38You know the�.
00:10:39The Lion, driven by أَل哦!
00:10:39The Lion!
00:10:39Do not aktivize trees, yellow walls!
00:10:39Beast, Magoо!
00:10:40The Lion, driven by, small, men.
00:10:41Let's go.
00:11:11Let's go.
00:11:42All right, and hey, hey, hey, the cars have split up, the drivers taking off on their favorite routes.
00:11:49Frankenstein's still out in front, headed due west, with Nero the hero on his tail, hoping to pick up his leftovers.
00:11:56Calamity James on a northwest hack.
00:11:58Matilda's buzz bomb is trying to catch up with machine gun Joe, now streaking southwest.
00:12:03Once again, Mr. President.
00:12:06I have made the United Provinces of America the greatest power in the known universe.
00:12:12I have also given you the most popular sporting event in the history of mankind, the transcontinental road race, which upholds the American tradition of no holds barred.
00:12:26No holds barred.
00:12:30That's how he got to be president.
00:12:33Hypocrite pig, what about our ultimatum?
00:12:35He's been laughing us off for 15 years.
00:12:38Passive resistance means nothing to him.
00:12:40Pick up that flag, young man.
00:12:42It's time for action.
00:12:44It is not a time for violence.
00:12:46Mrs. Payne, I love Annie as much as you do.
00:12:48But she's no match for Frankenstein.
00:12:51And we can't risk letting him get away.
00:12:53Frankenstein is the biggest target in the world and a personal friend of Mr. President's.
00:12:57That, Lieutenant Fury, is exactly why they'll call off the race.
00:13:02To save his life.
00:13:03My granddaughter will succeed.
00:13:05Hey, don't you ever take off that mask?
00:13:07No.
00:13:08Don't you know about my face?
00:13:10I've heard stories.
00:13:14Nobody's ever seen it, have they?
00:13:16Except I know they're navigators.
00:13:18And they're all dead.
00:13:21So they are.
00:13:26They say you lost most of your jaw in the crack of 92.
00:13:31And my right eye in 95.
00:13:33And my nose and my left eye in 97.
00:13:37And most of my cranium in 98.
00:13:39I'm held together with patches of plastic.
00:13:42And steel plates.
00:13:44It's not a pretty sight.
00:13:47You want to see?
00:13:50Why not?
00:13:50I've seen everything else.
00:13:52Remember, you're doing this on your own.
00:13:55I take no responsibility.
00:14:03What do you expect?
00:14:11Another pretty face?
00:14:17They really love you, Joe.
00:14:20Yeah?
00:14:21How come they ain't down on the road proving it?
00:14:25Hey, you better make this left turn.
00:14:27You'll shave off about two miles that way.
00:14:29Yeah, all right.
00:14:30All right, all right.
00:14:52And yes, sirree, a clean hit, a perfect hit, and no pain for the target.
00:15:00Too bad the guy was only 38.
00:15:02Just two years older, he'd have been worth three times the points.
00:15:05But for the second year in a row, Machine Gun Joe has splattered the scoreboard first.
00:15:12How'd you like that, huh?
00:15:14Get off of that one, Myra, baby!
00:15:18What's the matter with this engine?
00:15:20I don't know.
00:15:21Sounds fine to me.
00:15:23Amateurs.
00:15:25Get back there and retard the spark for, uh, three degrees.
00:15:28How's the matter, please?
00:15:46How have you been about to get off the ground?
00:15:46What about to get off the ground?
00:15:47You're welcome.
00:15:49How're you doing?
00:15:50Oh, you're welcome.
00:15:51How are you doing?
00:15:53How are you doing?
00:15:53I'm here.
00:15:55How are you doing?
00:15:56How are you doing?
00:15:57I'm glad to see you were able to find your way back.
00:16:19As the cars roar into Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty,
00:16:24it seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets,
00:16:29which may make scarring particularly difficult,
00:16:32even with this year's rule changes.
00:16:34To recap those revisions,
00:16:38women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets,
00:16:43but teenagers now rack up 40 points,
00:16:47and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points.
00:16:52The big score, anyone, any sex, over 75 years old,
00:16:59has been upped to 100 points.
00:17:02As always, how fast you move determines how long you've lived.
00:17:08How long?
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00:17:35A beautiful kill, a neat kill, no calamities for Jane today, no sir, and you can bet she'll
00:18:02be getting both ears for that one.
00:18:17What is that?
00:18:19Euthanasia day at the geriatrics hospital. They do it every year.
00:18:23Here he comes! He's coming!
00:18:32Frankenstein scores! Frankenstein scores at last! But what kind of a score, boys and girls?
00:18:54Just 110 points out of a possible big 700! What do you think about that, Gracie?
00:19:00Well, those doctors, dear friends of mine, have been pretty smug all these years setting up the old folks. Frankenstein must have decided it was their turn.
00:19:11Which only goes to show that even the fearsome Frankenstein has a 100% red-blooded American sense of humor.
00:19:22Annie saved those old people, and she'll deliver Frankenstein.
00:19:26Meanwhile, innocent people are being slaughtered on our highways.
00:19:30Ah, they're like Christians being thrown to the gladiators.
00:19:34But just remember, the Christians won!
00:19:37Did they, Mrs. Payne?
00:19:39I take it from your attire that your sabotage operations are being carried out, despite my wishes?
00:19:46Mrs. Payne, we're set to hit them with everything we've got.
00:19:52Then, in the name of humanity, let Operation Anti-Race begin!
00:19:58What in the hell are we supposed to score in this graveyard?
00:20:10You're the navigator. That's your problem.
00:20:13You better think of something pretty soon, or else you're gonna be out in your ass.
00:20:16It isn't my fault everyone scored before us.
00:20:19You should have gone after that Boy Scout camp like I told you.
00:20:22Well, try the goddamn Boy Scout camp.
00:20:24You know how fast those Boy Scouts move?
00:20:27Now, here's something more your speed.
00:20:32It's gonna be at least 200 points.
00:20:35If they scatter, go for the baby and the mother.
00:20:39Come on! Come on!
00:20:43Go for the baby! The baby!
00:20:45That's it. Come get baby.
00:20:48Bye-bye, baby. Hello, 70 points.
00:20:57Hey, I'm off the air! I'm off the air!
00:20:59Sit down, I'm off the air!
00:21:00Would you please take your places?
00:21:01Don't, I can't.
00:21:02Take your places. You're missing me.
00:21:03Grace, I'm with an interview right now.
00:21:05Hello, ladies. Isn't this just the most exciting race in years?
00:21:09I certainly think so.
00:21:11And guess what? I have a surprise for you.
00:21:14Mrs. Rhonda Bainbridge in person on my show.
00:21:20The widow of Edward Bainbridge, whom, as we all know,
00:21:25was machine gun Joe Viterbo's first score.
00:21:30Welcome to my home.
00:21:33And may I call you Rhonda?
00:21:35Oh, please do, Mrs. Pander.
00:21:37Are we about ready here?
00:21:38Yeah, just about.
00:21:41So we have to go right away.
00:21:46As the widow of the race's first score,
00:21:49you have won a high-style two-room apartment in Acapulco.
00:21:55Start the gym!
00:22:00And next year, you will be watching the race
00:22:14on a 50-inch, three-dimensional, octophonic T-video set.
00:22:19Felly oppressed Americans,
00:22:22the execution of the barbarian killer Nero the Hero
00:22:26is the people's first stroke against the evil and corrupt regime of Mr. President.
00:22:35I am Thomasina Paine, founder and commander of the Army of the Resistance.
00:22:41For 20 years, Americans have been told when to eat and when to sleep,
00:22:47when to love and when to hate.
00:22:50The age of obedience is over.
00:22:54In the names of George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Harry Truman,
00:23:01I call upon you to stand up for your inalienable rights.
00:23:06We declare war upon the bipartisan party, on Mr. President...
00:23:12And on that most inhuman desecration of life and liberty,
00:23:17the transcontinental road rape.
00:23:20I thank you.
00:23:21What the hell was that?
00:23:23I have no information.
00:23:24Is this race still on?
00:23:25I have no information.
00:23:26Well, what do you think?
00:23:27About what?
00:23:28About that speech.
00:23:29Add spice to the race.
00:23:30Spice?
00:23:31They've killed Nero.
00:23:32Yeah, they would have got more points for me.
00:23:33Don't you understand?
00:23:34They've declared war on the race and on you.
00:23:35Aren't you worried?
00:23:36The only thing that worries me is machine gun Joe for terrible.
00:23:37He's winning all you care about.
00:23:38Yes.
00:23:39It's the only standard of excellence left.
00:23:40Come on.
00:23:41Come on.
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00:24:00Come on.
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00:24:02Come on.
00:24:03Here they come.
00:24:04About finished.
00:24:05Come on.
00:24:10Look at that stupid hole right in the middle.
00:24:12They won't get through there.
00:24:19It's three.
00:24:20The cars converge from all their roots and head for the first pit stop in St. Louis.
00:24:25Machine gun Joe is still leading the field with Frankenstein second, Calamity Jane third.
00:24:30Leaving Matilda the Hunt in fourth position and Calamity Jane facing another Calamity.
00:24:36Right now, Frankenstein's score points put him just ahead of Joe.
00:24:40Hey.
00:24:41Get off the roof.
00:24:42Jesus Chrysler.
00:24:43Get off the roof.
00:24:44Arriving first in St. Louis.
00:24:46Hey, dummy.
00:24:47Come on over and hold the lamps.
00:24:48Hey, dummy.
00:24:49Come on over and hold the lamps.
00:24:59The sacrifice.
00:25:01Where's the one that says welcome Joe for turbo?
00:25:04Score the son of a bitch, Joe.
00:25:05You need every point you can get.
00:25:12I only mashed him slightly.
00:25:13Put him out of his misery Joe.
00:25:16Hey, is that fair?
00:25:17Yeah.
00:25:18Hey, should I let him go?
00:25:21Fair's always right.
00:25:43I'm going as never.
00:25:44I'm sorry.
00:25:46Oh, no.
00:25:47No, no, I haven't.
00:25:48Oh, no, no.
00:25:49Oh, no, no.
00:25:50No.
00:25:51He's not bad.
00:25:52No, no.
00:26:11Oh, no, no, no.
00:26:12one thing before we begin the government would like it if nobody said anything about nero understand
00:26:18he hit a tree and that's it got it we don't want to depress anybody hey hey everybody knows he was
00:26:25blown up by the resistance you schmuck it was on television if you want to drive again next
00:26:31year mr veterbo you'll keep those opinions to yourself okay go ahead this is grace pander from
00:26:37st louis where matilda a dear friend of mine is receiving a well-deserved rubdown tell me tillie
00:26:45darling what can we expect from you when the cars go back on the road you can expect the victory
00:26:52by a member of the master race a woman oh tillie darling that certainly is showing a lot of
00:26:58confidence for someone who's lying fourth out of four she doesn't mind as long as she's lying somewhere
00:27:04look when i'm through with you you're gonna be lying estate lady listen miss if anybody is going
00:27:08to boot hill it's you and your biz bag buzz bomb shut up look you just leave my navigator over girls
00:27:14girls girls girls remember you're on tv land teat how do you like being a navigator well junior
00:27:22i'd like it more if i was in the driver's seat you'll get what's coming to you on the road oh yeah
00:27:29well what's coming to me is the final solution to the cowgirl problem frankenstein can you tell
00:27:35us when you're going to make your move are you going to take any off-road chances for scores or
00:27:40you're driving all out to be first in the new l.a it's not whether you win or lose it's how you play
00:27:45the game frankenstein a dear friend of mine frankenstein tell me how it feels when at that electric
00:27:51instant driving at 200 miles an hour life and death coexist at the moment of scoring
00:27:56you stand in the middle of route 66 tomorrow morning at eight o'clock and you can answer that
00:28:02question for yourself
00:28:17what are you doing get away from me joe go nuts just tell him i was whispering sweet nothing
00:28:23sweet in my ear
00:28:32well myra what did frankenstein had to say to you he didn't say anything
00:28:37what'd he say nothing what'd he say nothing look i'm not playing games here myra i want to know what
00:28:42what'd he say he said there was nothing sweet in my ear in my ear
00:29:01what do you want
00:29:02my name is laurie mr frankenstein i'm head of chapter seven saint louis lovers of frankenstein
00:29:10i was chosen from over a hundred girls you offer me your body is that it
00:29:15you want to make love to me because i drive the monster and wear this costume no mr frankenstein
00:29:21but that wouldn't be fair to your navigator it's taken her years of hard work to earn that privilege
00:29:25besides we understand your feelings what do you know of my feelings everything like like why you're
00:29:37afraid of falling in love and why winning the race means everything to you how do you know these things
00:29:45from my dreams partly and from letters i get from other fans plus the club subscribes to an astrology
00:29:53service well if you're not here to offer me your body i wanted to meet you mr frankenstein i wanted
00:30:00you to know who i am so it would have meaning i don't understand so what would have meaning we love
00:30:09you mr frankenstein i know just saying it doesn't mean much why do you love me because i kill people
00:30:16scoring isn't killing mr frankenstein it's part of the race you're a national hero
00:30:23and we want you to know we're with you a hundred percent good night mr frankenstein
00:30:30i didn't hear you come in what were you expecting machine gun joe
00:30:48i thought i could trust you you really just don't want to give me a chance do you
00:30:55i was trying to help you i'm sorry
00:31:03you're what
00:31:07sorry
00:31:11he wanted to know our route so i told him to go down 54 through the cimarron valley
00:31:1654 is a dead end it needs nowhere that's right and if joe takes it he's sunk the only way joe will
00:31:30take that road is if he sees us do it first or if he's ahead of us
00:31:34you're going to have to go down 54 through the cimarron valley is that the arm that came off in 98
00:31:41and which one of those obviously perfect legs was it that came off in 99
00:31:48the right and the left one was just broken in six places and burned down to the bone is that right
00:31:55it's a miracle you can still walk
00:32:03do you like to dance
00:32:25i'm
00:32:33i'm
00:32:35You're welcome.
00:32:59Those Swiss mechanics sure did a good job on you.
00:33:04What else did they replace?
00:33:09Wait a minute.
00:33:11And I'll show you.
00:33:21Oh, Mr. President, bless thy children and make them strong.
00:33:26Bless thy daughters, Matilda and Jane, and thy son, Joe.
00:33:31And bless thy beloved son, the immortal Frankenstein,
00:33:36who has given so much pleasure to so many.
00:33:39To hell with Frankenstein. What about Joe Viterbo?
00:33:52The flag is down and they're away with machine gun Joe blasting into the lead
00:33:57on this second lap of the great transcontinental road race.
00:34:02Frankenstein is making a left turn splitting early from the pack.
00:34:06Look out, all you folks just south of here.
00:34:08Gee, Joe, there's nobody even close behind us.
00:34:11Shh, shh, shh.
00:34:12Where's he going? What's he doing?
00:34:14Hey, what are you doing? Where are we going?
00:34:16I dropped my glove.
00:34:19Let not the ruin of thy robes...
00:34:21...destruct the tires of thy...
00:34:23Oh!
00:34:24Heath Reisler!
00:34:26Ladies and gentlemen, by a bizarre accident, Frankenstein has killed our cherished colleague,
00:34:32the deacon of the bipartisan party.
00:34:34I think you did that on purpose.
00:34:36I have to give the fans something to talk about.
00:34:39It's my obligation as a national hero.
00:34:42Frankenstein scores now!
00:34:44Does that score count, Harold?
00:34:46An interesting point, Junior, and one that may set a significant precedent.
00:34:52Can a racer score a race official?
00:34:55Oh, and after all those nice things he said about him.
00:34:58It don't matter. It don't count. You can't score religious personalities.
00:35:02The word, deacon, has been handed down to us from the ancient...
00:35:07The, uh...
00:35:09Frankenstein score has been approved for 50 points.
00:35:13The confirmation has just been handed to me.
00:35:16Why, you know what that means, Junior?
00:35:18That means that the race officials from coast to coast will be falling like flies.
00:35:23Frankenstein marks. I hate him. I hate him.
00:35:27He's celebrating.
00:35:30Noよ!
00:35:33No!
00:35:39Oh, my God.
00:36:09Oh, why did she do that?
00:36:17Show me she loves me.
00:36:25Here they come. Let's get picked.
00:36:39Chicken guy. Chicken in a basket. Chicken in a casket.
00:36:54Oh, shit!
00:36:55Oh, shit!
00:37:06Yes, sir! Hey!
00:37:08Hey, hey, who got the last lap there, huh?
00:37:10The turn off. It's coming up.
00:37:19Should I take it?
00:37:21Who gives a goddamn shit?
00:37:23Should I? She says I should, so I should, right? Or should I? I don't know. What?
00:37:27Well, I don't think you should. I think it's definitely a trick.
00:37:29I'll do it. I won't do it. I'd be a schmuck to do it.
00:37:35I did it! I'm no schmuck!
00:37:38That's your story!
00:37:40That's right! That's right!
00:37:42If I see you mess with Frankenstein again, I'm really gonna bust your eyes!
00:37:45What do you mean, really?
00:37:46What do you mean, really?
00:37:56I'll have an almost unlimited score possibility.
00:38:00But it's pretty far down the road.
00:38:02District Penitence Compound.
00:38:04All those old congressmen chained up.
00:38:07It'll be like sitting ducks.
00:38:09Yeah, and all I gotta do is drive through a cyclone fence.
00:38:12Uh-uh.
00:38:13Look, the farther west we go, the fewer targets there'll be.
00:38:17Hey, come on.
00:38:19Joe's already on his way to a dead end, and the other two...
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:29Take the next ride.
00:38:32Now, as soon as the car gets within range, I shall give the signal.
00:38:37We'll have just under a minute after they reach the turnoff.
00:38:39Uh-huh.
00:38:40Lieutenant Fury figures...
00:38:41Lieutenant Fury has nothing whatever to do with this.
00:38:44I want none of his surprises here.
00:38:47I could stand for a surprise.
00:38:49Like if Frankenstein didn't show up.
00:38:51Don't worry. He'll show.
00:38:56What's our estimated time of arrival in Albuquerque?
00:38:59Well, I'm not sure.
00:39:01I mean, this detour's gonna make a difference.
00:39:03Haven't you calculated our time of arrival?
00:39:04Well, of course I did, but I couldn't take into consideration then.
00:39:08Take what into consideration?
00:39:10Frankenstein! Stop the car!
00:39:12Hold on.
00:39:16What the hell?
00:39:17Keep going!
00:39:19Don't stop now. What are you doing?
00:39:20What are they doing?
00:39:26Sorry, brother.
00:39:27I'm sorry.
00:39:28I'm sorry.
00:39:29I'm sorry, Mr.
00:39:33I'm sorry.
00:39:35I'm sorry.
00:39:37If that's the best ambush the Resistance can come up with, we've got nothing to worry about.
00:39:41I guess not.
00:39:43One thing I can't figure out is why would they bother to dress that guy up to look like me?
00:39:49Maybe he was a fan.
00:39:50Maybe he was a fan.
00:39:55Who built this stinking road?
00:39:57If I ever get my hands on him, I'll rip his heart out!
00:40:01I mean it! I'm sick of this race and I'm sick of you!
00:40:10I guess it must have been Joe that set us up for that ambush, don't you think?
00:40:13Got in touch with those guys somehow and told them where we were going?
00:40:16I guess it might have been.
00:40:18But then how the hell did Joe know we were going to take a detour?
00:40:22Maybe it was those guys on the pit crew in St. Louis.
00:40:25Took your book out of the car while you were getting massaged.
00:40:28I didn't leave my book in the car.
00:40:31You didn't, huh?
00:40:32No.
00:40:34Well, then I guess it couldn't have been them.
00:40:37Who do you think it was?
00:40:39I have no idea.
00:40:41Why do you care as long as they didn't get you?
00:40:43Us. They didn't get us.
00:40:45We're a team, remember?
00:40:48Come on over to my side.
00:40:50You're going to drive for a while.
00:40:51Why? I'm not trained as a driver.
00:40:52Never mind why. Just do as I tell you.
00:40:53I'm counting on you to make a nice big score for us.
00:40:57Sure.
00:40:58Nothing special in mind.
00:41:02Nothing will turn up.
00:41:03I'm sure that it will.
00:41:04I'm sure that it will.
00:41:05I'm sure that it will.
00:41:07I'm not.
00:41:08No, no.
00:41:09No, nothing special in mind.
00:41:10Nothing will turn up.
00:41:11I'm sure that it will.
00:41:12No, no, no.
00:41:13No, no, no.
00:41:14It's the only time it will.
00:41:15No, no, no.
00:41:16No.
00:41:17No, no, no.
00:41:18No.
00:41:19No, no, no.
00:41:20It's the only time it will.
00:41:21But I'm sure that I know.
00:41:23I'm sure that it will.
00:41:44Jesus H. Christ! I'll kill that breath!
00:41:47What did I do?
00:41:48Shake your face!
00:41:49Hey, Cornball, what's the fastest way through here?
00:41:54Well, actually, the only way we do it is we get a bulldozer.
00:41:58We trim this edge down here and we drive through, but...
00:42:01No, no, what's the fastest way between here and Albuquerque?
00:42:03You've got to go back to the main highway, really.
00:42:05But I'll lose 45 minutes!
00:42:07I've seen you before. I'm one of your greatest fans, you know that?
00:42:10I follow all of the races.
00:42:13I got pictures of you all over the outhouse.
00:42:15I named my favorite dog after you, Mr. Frankenstein. I did.
00:42:18It's a lousy, stinking dirt bar.
00:42:20You've got two seconds to live.
00:42:48Come on, Pete, honey. You're going to take all day with that?
00:43:06I want to get on the road and make a few more scores.
00:43:08My bloodlust is fading.
00:43:10I'm almost finished, Calamity, sweetheart.
00:43:12We'll be back on the road in no time.
00:43:14Then we'll cream that nazzy's ass for her.
00:43:16What'd you say?
00:43:17Let's scream!
00:43:21You lousy bitch! I'll kill you for that!
00:43:24Nobody scores my navigator and gets away with it.
00:43:44Uh-oh. Here she comes.
00:43:47And boy, is she pissed.
00:43:49Well, what does she expect?
00:43:50You leave your navigator lying around.
00:43:52Naturally, somebody's going to run over them.
00:43:54You leave your navigator lying around.
00:43:55You leave your navigator lying around.
00:43:56You leave your navigator lying around.
00:43:57You leave your navigator lying around.
00:43:58You leave your navigator lying around.
00:43:59You leave your navigator lying around.
00:44:00You leave your navigator lying around.
00:44:01You leave your navigator lying around.
00:44:02You leave your navigator lying around.
00:44:03You leave your navigator lying around.
00:44:04You leave your navigator lying around.
00:44:05You leave your navigator lying around.
00:44:06You leave your navigator lying around.
00:44:07You leave your navigator lying around.
00:44:08You leave your navigator lying around.
00:44:09You leave your navigator lying around.
00:44:10You leave your navigator lying around.
00:44:11You leave your navigator lying around.
00:44:12You leave your navigator lying around.
00:44:13You leave your navigator lying around.
00:44:14You leave your navigator lying around.
00:44:15You leave your navigator lying around.
00:44:16She's gaining on us, Mama, and she's got murder on her mind.
00:44:40Mach schnell, meine kleine Fassbaum.
00:45:10That's good.
00:45:13All right, three, one, two, three.
00:45:18Put it.
00:45:19Easy.
00:45:20Steady she goes.
00:45:33Here they come!
00:45:40A teacher.
00:45:41I really needed that right now.
00:46:10Holy shit.
00:46:11A special bulletin.
00:46:12There's been an accident.
00:46:13An explosion.
00:46:14It looks like Matilda has been blown totally...
00:46:17Correction!
00:46:18Matilda has made an impressive score.
00:46:20Stand by.
00:46:21Don't you want to take over now?
00:46:23I'm afraid of making us lose an awful lot of time.
00:46:24You're doing just fine.
00:46:30You're doing just fine.
00:46:41You're doing just fine
00:46:53Looks like an easy score. Yeah, yeah, it does. It's always best to start small
00:46:59I missed him take some practice before it comes easy. It never comes easy
00:47:16Keep your eyes on the road
00:47:21How far is it to the penitence compound? Oh, maybe 20 miles
00:47:29Stop the car
00:47:40Get out
00:47:50Come to the other side around the front
00:47:59Oh
00:48:07Where is the penitence compound?
00:48:11In Japan
00:48:18Get in
00:48:29I could just put you out of this car and pick up a quick 30 points
00:48:33Who are you? Who are you working for?
00:48:36I'm Thomasina Payne's granddaughter
00:48:40I'm honored
00:48:44So you're gonna capture me and replace me with that goon back there
00:48:48What for?
00:48:48He was going to deliver our ultimatum to Mr. President
00:48:54Your life in exchange for the permanent abolition of the race
00:48:58Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:49:28She was a great, dear friend of mine.
00:49:33And I shall remember her forever howling down that freeway in the sky, knocking over the angels.
00:49:42The valiant Hun's demise was, in fact, caused by enemies of the people.
00:49:48There will be a special broadcast by Mr. President at 1900 hours.
00:49:54Stay tuned to find out how you can help Mr. President preserve our way of life.
00:50:01Clamity, turn off the telephone.
00:50:03Hey, you guys want to stop playing that song, please?
00:50:06Look, what we got here is a race, a sporting event.
00:50:09Not some kind of daredevil stunt. I want some kind of protection.
00:50:12You should have given us an escort right after Nero got it.
00:50:14Go on, Joe. It's going to escort, wouldn't you, baby?
00:50:17Now you want to zip your lip, Myra? Huh?
00:50:20Now you going to cover me or not?
00:50:21Look, Mr. Viterbo, if you're afraid to go on with the race, why don't you quit?
00:50:25You're calling me a turkey?
00:50:27If you ask me, you're all just making excuses for poor driving.
00:50:30Poor driving?
00:50:31Listen, honey, Matilda the Hun was a champion driver.
00:50:35Ain't nobody could have scored my navigator and gotten away with it.
00:50:37And he's talking about poor driving.
00:50:40I'd like to see you out there.
00:50:41Yeah.
00:50:41I've been driving for 10 years. Nobody talks to me like this.
00:50:44You know, you're an idiot.
00:50:44It's all on account of the rebels.
00:50:46Who mentioned anything about rebels?
00:50:48There are no rebels.
00:50:50Understand?
00:50:51Well, then, who was that old lady on the television?
00:50:54Thomasina Payne. She's a heartless lunatic.
00:50:56Would you please come outside, sir? We'd like to ask you a few questions.
00:51:03Come on, Annie.
00:51:04Alone, if you don't mind.
00:51:05Mr. President will explain those accidents during his address to the nation tonight.
00:51:10How did she jam the networks?
00:51:12How'd she bump off our friends?
00:51:13She didn't bump off anybody.
00:51:15She walked into a television station, waving a gun, forced them to put her on the air.
00:51:19Now, we've taken her back to the asylum, and that is the end of it.
00:51:22You know, I've got just two words to say about that.
00:51:24Oh?
00:51:25Bullshit!
00:51:29Hey, I told you to stop playing that song!
00:51:31You seem to forget, Joe, that I'm a representative of Mr. President's government.
00:51:37I happen to hold the power of life and death.
00:51:40Yeah?
00:51:40I happen to hold the clans, though.
00:51:44Look out, Paterbo.
00:51:46You may be the second biggest clown in this circus, but if I want you dead, you're dead.
00:51:53Sit down and eat!
00:51:54I told you to stop playing that music!
00:52:03Were they armed, or did they expect the fire in the ditch to be enough to stop you?
00:52:06I don't know what they expected.
00:52:08We just ran through it all and kept on going.
00:52:11Just one more question, Mr. Frankenstein.
00:52:15Did you take that particular road on your own initiative, or on the advice of your navigator?
00:52:20On my own initiative.
00:52:25Thank you, Mr. Frankenstein.
00:52:26That will be all.
00:52:30There has been a lot of talk about American rebels.
00:52:34We have positive proof that it was none other than the treacherous French who have been sabotaging
00:52:42our great race, just as they and their stinking European allies have undermined and destroyed
00:52:50our great national economy.
00:52:53It is no coincidence, my dear children, that the word sabotage was invented by the French.
00:53:00Where's Annie?
00:53:02I don't know.
00:53:03Hey, did you hear the news?
00:53:04Mr. President said it was the French who knocked off Nero and Matilda.
00:53:08Watch out for the creeps who's in.
00:53:10Lamedy, Jane Kelly, Machine Gun Joe Viterbo, and Frankenstein, as they begin the last lap
00:53:17of their long and difficult journey toward new Los Angeles.
00:53:27Drop your keys.
00:53:30I was just looking for something I lost.
00:53:34The race?
00:53:34Look, Joe, I threw you off course, okay?
00:53:40All's fair in love and war?
00:53:42I'm glad to hear you say that, Annie, because what we've got going here definitely ain't love.
00:53:49Well, then why don't we just forget about it?
00:53:52You know, Annie, it's too bad things ain't like they were in the old days, and we just take
00:53:57somebody in an alley and blow their brains out.
00:54:00You know?
00:54:02Joe, please.
00:54:03Go ahead and scream, Annie.
00:54:05You're hurting me, Joe.
00:54:06There's nobody to hear you.
00:54:08Huh?
00:54:14How does it feel to know that you're going to spend the rest of your life in pain?
00:54:18The rest of your life.
00:54:20It's about a minute and a half.
00:54:24Hey, Frankie.
00:54:25Frankie, I'm glad you told me I caught your navigator trying to screw around with the car,
00:54:29so I thought I'd come out and have a look at what was going on.
00:54:32You know what I mean?
00:54:33Hey, come on.
00:54:34Frankie!
00:54:34Frankie!
00:54:34Frankie!
00:54:35Frankie!
00:54:35Oh, dear.
00:54:36mean, you idiot.
00:54:37You know what I mean?
00:54:38Oh.
00:54:38Oh.
00:54:41Oh, dear.
00:54:42And then...
00:54:43Ah.
00:54:43Mm-hmm.
00:54:44Oh.
00:54:45Oh!
00:54:45Ooh!
00:54:46Oh.
00:54:46Oh.
00:54:47Oh.
00:54:47Oh.
00:54:48Oh!
00:54:48The boat.
00:54:49Oh, my God.
00:55:19Oh, my God.
00:55:49So much for a fair fight.
00:56:02Next chance I get, you're dead.
00:56:12What were you doing down there?
00:56:14Getting more secret instructions from the lunatic fringe?
00:56:19Why don't you just turn me in and get it over with?
00:56:25No need to.
00:56:28You've blown your cover.
00:56:30You're no threat to me.
00:56:32Anyway, you're not someone I would throw away.
00:56:35I have a job to do.
00:56:37Your job is a waste of time.
00:56:40The world doesn't want to be saved.
00:56:42I'm giving you a chance to save one small part of it.
00:56:46Yourself.
00:56:48Who are you, anyway?
00:56:51Nobody.
00:56:53I was brought up in a government training center to be just what I am.
00:56:57Frankenstein.
00:56:58The best driver on earth this year.
00:57:01They use one up.
00:57:03They bring in another.
00:57:03But I will be the last of the line.
00:57:07Oh, who's kidding who?
00:57:12I never kid.
00:57:13I never kid.
00:57:40Why don't you ever take off that glove?
00:57:41What's underneath it?
00:57:44It's my secret.
00:57:47You and the Swiss doctors again?
00:57:50There are no Swiss doctors.
00:57:53Just Native American.
00:57:59Noel.
00:57:59Noel.
00:57:59Noel.
00:57:59Noel.
00:57:59Noel.
00:57:59Noel.
00:58:00Noel.
00:58:00Noel.
00:58:01Noel.
00:58:01Noel.
00:58:02Noel.
00:58:03Noel.
00:58:04Noel.
00:58:05Noel.
00:58:06Noel.
00:58:07Noel.
00:58:08Noel.
00:58:09Noel.
00:58:10Noel.
00:58:11Noel.
00:58:20Have you checked the oil?
00:58:21Yes.
00:58:22You checked the hydraulics?
00:58:23An hour ago.
00:58:24Brakes, tires, water?
00:58:26Yeah.
00:58:26They're OK.
00:58:27Everything's OK.
00:58:28Don't worry.
00:58:29I'm not going to do anything to sabotage the car.
00:58:35You get a load of that face?
00:58:37Yeah, I wonder if somebody got points for that eye.
00:58:41Listen, Frankenstein, there's just you, me, and Joe left in the race,
00:58:44and, well, I just want you to know that whoever wins or whatever
00:58:49happens, it's been really grand racing with you folks.
00:58:53I also want to say that I think you make a real nice couple.
00:58:56Thank you, Jane.
00:58:58Good luck.
00:59:07Joe, Myra, I just want to say, whatever happens, whoever wins.
00:59:12Hey, save it for the French.
00:59:17The cars are started, lined up, and ready to roll on the last lap.
00:59:21They're off.
00:59:22Frankenstein, call me free.
00:59:24Joe has just scored his own pit crew.
00:59:27You lousy sons of bitches that I beat you.
00:59:32Machine gun Joe Viterbo, that funny man from Chicago,
00:59:36has scored his own mechanics for 40 points,
00:59:40and is off the catch, Calamity Jane and Frankenstein.
00:59:52Screw you, Joe Viterbo and your mother.
00:59:55We'll see you get to New L.A. first, with the highest score, too.
00:59:59It's coming up on the lap.
01:00:02Forget it, I'm keeping Frankie in my sights.
01:00:05He's got five minutes on us, and he's stretching it.
01:00:08So what?
01:00:09If there's trouble up ahead, he'll find it first.
01:00:12Oh, yeah.
01:00:13Take a look at your face.
01:00:15You'll find it first.
01:00:18You know, Myra, some people might think you're cute.
01:00:21But me, I think you're one very large baked potato.
01:00:25Roaring down motorway 66 towards California,
01:00:28Frankenstein looks certain to be first across the line.
01:00:32But Machine Gun Joe is still way ahead on points,
01:00:36and he could win the race even by arriving second in New Los
01:00:39Angeles.
01:00:40What's your prediction, Grace?
01:00:44You know, Junior, when Machine Gun Joe was just a little boy
01:00:48in Chicago, he had a pet snake that he used to love to ride
01:00:52over with his tricycle.
01:01:22Chinaisia andaire,ogie got Governers 16 in Chicago,
01:01:26user 16 in Chicago
01:01:27enormous
01:01:31Over-alrespect
01:01:36of energy
01:01:36ceramic
01:01:37and
01:01:38a
01:01:40o
01:01:41a
01:01:42a
01:01:44a
01:01:45e
01:01:46a
01:01:47a
01:01:48or
01:01:48a
01:01:49a
01:01:49a
01:01:50a
01:02:21Break out the thermos of pipe, Audrey.
01:02:48Coming right up.
01:02:51Here.
01:02:55I didn't mean to hold it off.
01:03:00Hey, what flavor is it?
01:03:18Uh, vanilla.
01:03:20Hmm, not my favorite.
01:03:26Isn't it vanilla?
01:03:28It's peep or something.
01:03:30Yeah, well, my taste buds got wiped out in the crash of 97.
01:03:32Well, it's a good thing that mine is still intact.
01:03:37Leave the French can't poison us.
01:03:43What's Frankenstein's location now?
01:03:45He's about 50 miles out, Lieutenant.
01:03:48They're coming fast.
01:03:49Goodbye, Mrs. Payne.
01:03:55When you see me again, Frankenstein will be my prisoner, and the whole country will know we must be taken seriously.
01:04:00Fury, wait.
01:04:01I'm coming with you.
01:04:02No, Mrs. Payne.
01:04:03It's too dangerous.
01:04:04Nonsense.
01:04:05I've waited 20 years for this moment.
01:04:07Oh, I know I can't join you on the mission, but I want to see you pull it off with my own eyes.
01:04:12A couple of turn-offs coming up.
01:04:17What's the quickest way to New L.A.?
01:04:19That's funny.
01:04:20What?
01:04:23I can't, I can't seem to focus my eyes on the map.
01:04:27I think we stay on 7.
01:04:29I feel like I'm going to pass out.
01:04:32Look at that.
01:04:37It's Sam, isn't it?
01:04:39Please stop the car.
01:04:41Sorry.
01:04:42We're at a race.
01:04:53Frankenstein, stop right now.
01:04:54We want to talk to you.
01:04:58Stop before I force you to.
01:04:59I'll bomb you to a halt if I have to.
01:05:15Annie, help me.
01:05:30Turn off the engine.
01:05:34Annie's dead.
01:05:35This is me.
01:05:35He must have killed her.
01:05:36Now I'm really going to let him in the oven.
01:05:51Look at that.
01:05:52The rebels are sure giving it to Frankenstein.
01:05:54Thank you, rebels.
01:05:56Baby, I think we got this race won.
01:05:59Aren't we going to help him, Joe?
01:06:01What, are you nuts or something?
01:06:02I'm getting my ass out of here before they decide to make emergency landing.
01:06:05Come on, sit down.
01:06:08That a girl.
01:06:08That a girl.
01:06:12Crazy.
01:06:16That I mean, don't go home.
01:06:18Now I'm going to go.
01:06:21There you go.
01:06:23A guy looked at me.
01:06:24Oh, my God.
01:06:54Oh, my God.
01:07:24Oh, my God.
01:07:54Oh, my God.
01:08:01Well, America, there you have it.
01:08:04Frankenstein has just been attacked by the French Air Force,
01:08:08and he's whipped their derrieres.
01:08:10His point total for this one will be something astronomical.
01:08:14Machine gun Joe better watch out.
01:08:16Right on schedule.
01:08:24Hey, what happened?
01:08:26I slipped you a 30-minute sleep ex.
01:08:28Didn't want you doing something back there we would both regret.
01:08:31Did they attack us?
01:08:33According to the radio, we were attacked by the French Air Force.
01:08:36Was the plane shot down?
01:08:38Even those Swiss doctors couldn't have helped.
01:08:41I'm sorry.
01:08:43I know they were your people.
01:08:44But I can't let anything stop me now.
01:08:47They didn't expect you to give up easily.
01:08:49They were prepared for whatever happened.
01:08:52Oh, my God.
01:08:53You've been hit.
01:08:54I'll make it.
01:08:55I'm sorry things worked out this way.
01:09:01It's not over yet.
01:09:03I'm afraid it is.
01:09:05Hey!
01:09:06Hey!
01:09:07Hey!
01:09:08Hey!
01:09:09Hey!
01:09:10Hey!
01:09:11Hey!
01:09:12Hey!
01:09:13Hey!
01:09:14Hey!
01:09:15Hey!
01:09:16Hey!
01:09:17Hey!
01:09:18Hey!
01:09:19Hey!
01:09:20Hey!
01:09:21Hey!
01:09:22Hey!
01:09:23Hey!
01:09:24Hey!
01:09:27Hey!
01:09:30Hey!
01:09:33Hey!
01:09:37What the hell do you think you're doin'?
01:09:39It doesn't make any difference what happens to me.
01:09:42Now, that is the dumbest, sorriest thing I've ever heard you say.
01:09:45I don't believe you've got of Thomasina Payne's blood in your whole body.
01:09:50The minute things get rough,
01:09:52you close your eyes and try to drive us off a cliff.
01:09:54if you just stop trying to kill me for a minute i need your help how can you possibly expect me to
01:10:00help you my navigator you're the only one who knows where you're going i mean whose side are
01:10:06you on anyway i thought the only thing you cared about was winning the race sure only the winner
01:10:13of the race is to shake hands with mr president is that a grenade a hand grenade that handshake
01:10:21is all i've lived for for as long as i can remember now wait a minute i don't want you to die
01:10:33it's my life's work
01:10:51why do you want to win this race so bad
01:11:03why do you want to win this race so bad why do i want to win this race in the name of hate
01:11:22one big 50 for hate
01:11:35so
01:13:49How am I going to shake hands with Mr. President?
01:13:53Mr. President's the one who should be worried now.
01:14:15He's coming.
01:14:17He's coming.
01:14:18Can you hear that engine?
01:14:19Still in perfect tune.
01:14:21Here he is, the one and only three-time winner and sole survivor of the 20th annual transcontinental road race, none other than Frankenstein himself.
01:14:34And now, Mr. President.
01:14:36Our enemy, the French, have destroyed nearly all our gallant races.
01:14:44Just as they have crippled our once great economy and wrecked our telephone system.
01:14:51But even they, in all their evil power, were unable to destroy Frankenstein, who is the embodiment of our national virtue, and therefore, indestructible.
01:15:06It is fitting that Frankenstein should be the one chosen by your president to lead you in this war against the French, which I now decree.
01:15:19Frankenstein has been shot.
01:15:21There is a French spying army.
01:15:23There is a French spying army.
01:15:24God, seize that woman.
01:15:26Frankenstein.
01:15:27Are you all right?
01:15:28Frankenstein.
01:15:29Are you all right?
01:15:43Frankenstein.
01:15:46Frankenstein.
01:15:51Frankenstein.
01:15:52We're not back!
01:16:07Oh!
01:16:08Frankenstein.
01:16:09Mr. and Mrs. President Frankenstein, dear friends of mine, can you tell us what your
01:16:37first official acts will be? I plan to pension off the secret police, restore free elections,
01:16:43end minority privilege, and move the seat of government back to New Los Angeles. The country
01:16:48has been governed from abroad long enough. Mr. President Frankenstein, is it true that you are
01:16:53now accepting rebels into your government? Well, since I have accepted one into my house.
01:16:59President Frankenstein has appointed my great-grandmother, Thomasina Payne, in view of
01:17:04her experience in the field, as the Minister for Domestic Security. And I plan to deal very harshly
01:17:11with rebels. Anybody who is unhappy with happiness can go find someplace else to live.
01:17:18What about the race? The race is abolished. Abolished? That's right. We feel that the country no longer
01:17:24needs this gratuitous display of violence to show the world that its virility is still intact. Right.
01:17:30But Mr. President Frankenstein, isn't it true that as a racer, your popularity depended entirely on
01:17:35violence? I'm afraid I shall have to let my press secretary answer that question.
01:17:41Stop annoying Mr. President with important questions, Junior. It's the race, man.
01:17:47President Frankenstein, you can't call off the race. The American people won't stand for it.
01:17:52Get out of the way, Junior.
01:17:53The race is the symbol of everything we hold dear. Our American way of life. Sure, it's
01:17:59violent, but that's the way we love it. Violent, violent, violent. And that's why we love you.
01:18:05Frank, do we have to listen to this?
01:18:07Be violent.
01:18:08No.
01:18:08Who wouldn't have wanted to be?
01:18:09Hey!
01:18:10Hey!
01:18:18As to this matter of violence, a technique of violence.
01:18:23It was first developed in 2 million B.C. by the Australopithecines, a tribe of four-foot
01:18:29primates who had no brains to speak of, but who, nevertheless, invented the tomahawk and
01:18:36used it on each other. This practice led to the enlargement of the brain, another useful
01:18:43weapon. Yes, murder was invented even before man began to think. Now, of course, man has become
01:18:52known as the thinking animal.
01:18:58We don't have to waste of fire. We don't have to go out of the way, we're done than you.
01:19:07We don't have to think. Now, of course, it's been a time when that's needed to say, you can say, you can say, you can say, you can say this was in a time when you're going to live without interfering with the
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