During the chaotic Black Friday sales, a group of toy store employees finds themselves fighting for survival against a horde of parasite-infected shoppers. This horror-comedy blends holiday consumerism with gruesome creature feature elements. Witness their desperate struggle to protect each other and escape the store alive.
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black-friday horror comedy creature-feature survival holiday-film toy-store parasite
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00:00:30Shoppers already what time did they start showing up last year
00:01:00Oh shit
00:01:30What the fuck is that?
00:02:00Monty
00:02:20Yo
00:02:21Monty
00:02:23What the fuck Monty you had one job
00:02:35Jesus Christ
00:02:37Monty
00:02:41It's Christmas time and I know that I got a touch of inspiration and I can't lose
00:03:02All the little tykes want their dolls and bikes but I got a gift for you
00:03:13It ain't Tinker Toys for the girls and boys but I'm not gonna give you many clues
00:03:24Cause I like your eyes when they see surprise and I've got a big one for you
00:03:36The other kids can have the toys, blocks and puzzles too
00:03:42Choo-choo trains and wind-up planes but I've got much more for you
00:03:47Oh, that tinsel's swinging and the bells are ringing
00:03:52And it's all such a big to-do
00:03:58But you can keep the cards and the kind regards
00:04:04Cause I got a gift for you
00:04:09Oh, come one, come one, come all
00:04:12It's a grand old ball
00:04:14Get it close
00:04:16Cause it's gonna be a real hoot
00:04:19Hoo-hoo
00:04:20Your grandma's here
00:04:23Saying join me dear
00:04:26Have I got a gift for you
00:04:31Have I got a gift for you
00:04:44All right, influencers, time to go
00:04:46Come on, Mom's is boring
00:04:48Mom's house isn't boring
00:04:51Her and Grant are...
00:04:53Well, they're kinda lame
00:04:56He uses Axe body spray
00:04:58I know
00:04:59And he farts like all the time
00:05:01Come on, Dad
00:05:02We had Thanksgiving breakfast
00:05:03Talk about sad
00:05:05Mom's waiting, let's go
00:05:07Come on, let's go
00:05:08Come on, kiddo
00:05:09Why do you have to work on Thanksgiving, Dad?
00:05:13It's not fair
00:05:14Listen, kiddo
00:05:18Heroes work on the holidays
00:05:21Okay?
00:05:22Cops, firefighters, your dad
00:05:25Come on, let's go
00:05:28Come on
00:05:29Come on
00:05:30I love you, Daddy
00:05:31I love you too, baby
00:05:32Give me a big hug
00:05:33Oh, big squishes
00:05:35Oh, hey, hey
00:05:38Grant does not work today
00:05:41Take that for what you will, okay?
00:05:43Okay?
00:05:44Get out of here
00:05:45I love you
00:05:46I love you
00:05:50That's a sweater, huh?
00:05:52The other kids can have the toys
00:05:55Blocks and puzzles too
00:05:58Choo-choo trains and wind-up planes
00:06:00But I've got much more for you
00:06:03Oh, that tinsel swinging
00:06:06And the bells are ringing
00:06:07And it's all such a big deal
00:06:11To do
00:06:13Has anyone seen my hand sanitizer?
00:06:18Yeah, maybe check that shithole you call a room.
00:06:21Hey, pass the pie, will you?
00:06:22Yeah.
00:06:22Hey, has anyone seen a new one?
00:06:24Uh, check the...
00:06:25Oh, my pocket's got it.
00:06:26Honey, I think your ride's here.
00:06:27Christopher, we're trying to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner, okay?
00:06:31You still work all weekend?
00:06:32I don't know.
00:06:33Is Dad still charging me rent?
00:06:36All weekend.
00:06:37I love you guys.
00:06:38Happy Thanksgiving, honey.
00:06:40What do you know?
00:06:41Happy Black Friday.
00:06:42I got a gift for you.
00:06:48Coming to the ring.
00:06:57Weighing 35 pounds.
00:06:58Looking like an absolute vegetarian.
00:07:02Chris Kadecki!
00:07:06What's up, buddy?
00:07:08Come on, turn that frown upside down.
00:07:10You look like you don't want to be working on Thanksgiving.
00:07:13Oh, nice booster seat.
00:07:15Got any juice boxes for the game?
00:07:18The booster seat's for you, little man.
00:07:28This shift is something I've done wrongly once.
00:07:32So you're feeling good, Dad?
00:07:34It's like everyone's at home watching football, eating pumpkin pie.
00:07:37This is so depressing.
00:07:38Buddy, I had hand my kids off to their mother at sundown.
00:07:43Gracie remarked how sad it was we had Thanksgiving breakfast.
00:07:46That almost makes me feel better.
00:07:52We love toys, love Black Friday deals.
00:07:54So come on down!
00:08:02That's weird.
00:08:03Why don't they be close tonight?
00:08:05Oh!
00:08:05Oh!
00:08:07I guarantee that with some soccer mom, I am the thrill of being a douche.
00:08:11Black Friday Massacre.
00:08:13Black Friday Massacre.
00:08:13Black Friday Massacre.
00:08:14Yeah.
00:08:22Oh, I don't feel good.
00:08:24You're fine.
00:08:25Go clock in.
00:08:39You don't want to talk to me for free.
00:08:41Ready for the shit show?
00:08:43What's up, man?
00:08:44I'd say be careful, but I bet you're tougher than any guy here.
00:08:58You're too sweet.
00:09:00All set in the back?
00:09:01Should be.
00:09:02Keys are in the truck, and I've got a shit ton of toys to unload.
00:09:05Thanks, Lou.
00:09:06Your work's appreciated.
00:09:11Thought we said we weren't going to wear the same outfits tonight.
00:09:14Man, I guess you should just go home, then.
00:09:16Huh.
00:09:17Don't tempt me.
00:09:19You brought the shopping carts back in, right?
00:09:21Yeah.
00:09:22Go ahead.
00:09:25Knock, knock.
00:09:27Who's there?
00:09:29A donut.
00:09:30A donut who?
00:09:34I donut fucking believe you.
00:09:38We still on for pancakes tonight?
00:09:40Are you buying?
00:09:41I don't think we've ever been introduced.
00:09:43I'm the artist for all I know is half to my ex.
00:09:49Hey, let me get my holiday bonus.
00:09:51Nice try, Bates, but you get it when you clock out at six.
00:09:56Six?
00:09:58That's a ten-hour desert into hell!
00:10:02Oh, my back!
00:10:03We've got eyes in the sky reporting on tonight's meteor shower.
00:10:07We've got tips on how to snack the perfect meteor shower.
00:10:11It's okay to be sad, depressed, and even suicidal.
00:10:13It does not come with any chocable parts or pieces that can be...
00:10:15Thanks, Sandy.
00:10:16And reports are telling us now people should go nowhere near these things.
00:10:20And Chucky says we're all going to die.
00:10:22Alice, who really told you that?
00:10:24Corpus and cake?
00:10:27We don't have to eat it.
00:10:28It's just nice to know they care.
00:10:30They don't care about shit.
00:10:32I'll take it to the storage area.
00:10:34Archie's guys will eat it.
00:10:35No, but, Deca, you see the line out there?
00:10:47Yeah, it's like something out of my nightmares.
00:10:50Are you kidding me?
00:10:51Old man Peruso offered to give me a handy in the back alley
00:10:54if I promised to save him a dower Dennis.
00:10:58Congrats.
00:11:00Christopher.
00:11:02Happy Black Friday, Anita.
00:11:03Green Friday.
00:11:06What?
00:11:07Corporate said Black Friday was racist,
00:11:09so they changed it to Green Friday.
00:11:11Green like Christmas and money.
00:11:15Good to know.
00:11:17Your undershirt is untucked.
00:11:21That's grounds for a write-up.
00:11:29Hey, guys.
00:11:31Hey.
00:11:32Daddy's at work.
00:11:33Look.
00:11:34Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:11:35Jesus fucking Christ, man.
00:11:45What?
00:11:46Bathroom.
00:11:47Hey.
00:11:48Hey.
00:11:48I'm parking a Buick, man.
00:11:50Yeah.
00:11:50Oh, it's in the back room, okay?
00:11:52Oh.
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00:12:29Yo, Chris, open up.
00:12:32I'm locked out here again, bro.
00:12:36Chris, come on.
00:12:38Don't make me take the main entrance with those...
00:12:41shoppers.
00:12:48My man.
00:12:49You know I hold things down.
00:12:51Best hold you down.
00:12:54I'll get it, I swear.
00:12:56How about a non-sexual back rub?
00:13:01Please don't.
00:13:02All right.
00:13:03More for me then, right?
00:13:06You see, they gave a neat employee the month again?
00:13:09Yeah, I saw that.
00:13:11Fucking Jonathan, right?
00:13:13Came in early five times this pay period.
00:13:15He made me learn how to work a fucking forklift, all for nothing.
00:13:19Might come in handy if you ever need to do some...
00:13:22forklifting.
00:13:24Everybody listen up.
00:13:26Happy Black Friday.
00:13:39We love toys.
00:13:41Some quick notes before we open our doors.
00:13:43First off, from OSHA.
00:13:49Statistically, when it comes to retail, there's no day more harmful to retail workers than this day.
00:13:54Remember, OSHA changed their rules after somebody was trampled to death.
00:13:59So, look out for each other, okay?
00:14:03Also, uh, Dower Dennis has been recalled.
00:14:06So, if anybody asks for it...
00:14:08We don't have it.
00:14:08We never had it.
00:14:09Some safety issue with battery.
00:14:12I'm not...
00:14:12I'm not...
00:14:12I'm not doing well.
00:14:13Doing well.
00:14:14Doing well.
00:14:14Doing well.
00:14:15Doing well.
00:14:15I'm...
00:14:15I'm...
00:14:16I'm...
00:14:16I'm...
00:14:17I'm...
00:14:17I'm exhausted.
00:14:18Exhausted.
00:14:19Uh, finally...
00:14:20Um, corporate has contacted me to inform you that they will not be able to offer paid breaks tonight.
00:14:28Thank you for your understanding.
00:14:31Fuck this.
00:14:33Let's quell the sitch, please.
00:14:36I know that this is not ideal.
00:14:43But this is a really big night.
00:14:47I would hate for a sour mood to ruin our sales.
00:14:50What about our holiday bonus?
00:14:52Corporate promises time and a half for the holiday weekend.
00:14:56Yes.
00:14:58That is still...
00:15:00Yes.
00:15:02All right, game faces, team.
00:15:05I want smiles.
00:15:07What do we love?
00:15:09Toys!
00:15:15Ugh.
00:15:19I'm trying to migrate.
00:15:20Migrate.
00:15:21My back hurts.
00:15:22Hurts.
00:15:23Hurts.
00:15:25Chris.
00:15:25Please do.
00:15:26Back here.
00:15:27Not myself.
00:15:29You're on reg for the night.
00:15:32All night?
00:15:33We're short-staffed.
00:15:35We need the coverage up front.
00:15:36But, too.
00:15:37Well, well.
00:15:38All right.
00:15:39Looks like your massage will have to wait.
00:15:41Bye, Chris.
00:15:42Others are going too much worse.
00:15:44Others are too much worse.
00:15:46Wait, mister?
00:15:48Wait up!
00:15:51Marnie said I should shadow you.
00:15:53Uh, I'm Emmett.
00:15:54But you can call me Em.
00:15:57No, I can't.
00:15:58You, uh, you ever work retail before?
00:16:04Never.
00:16:05No?
00:16:07Well, uh, I'm gonna let you know a little secret that only a pro like me knows.
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:15When I find myself in a pickle, I take a deep breath, and I think to myself, what would an idiot do?
00:16:27For example, okay, if some crazy lady comes up to me and asks me, where's the Dunkin' Yo-Yos?
00:16:34I'd escort them to the yo-yo section, and then I'll...
00:16:37No, no, no, you're already trying too hard.
00:16:41You point them in the direction of fuckin' wherever, and they'll find it.
00:16:44Yeah?
00:16:45Yeah.
00:16:45Okay?
00:16:46Yeah.
00:16:46All right?
00:16:47Okay.
00:16:47All right, get on out of here, youngster.
00:16:50Hey, team, remember, no matter how bad these suburban savages get under your skin, the customer is always right.
00:16:56Yes!
00:16:57Go time!
00:16:58Places, everyone!
00:16:59Smiles, pleads, holidays, cheer!
00:17:01I want faces that love toys.
00:17:08Brian, unleash the beast in five, four, three, two, go, baby!
00:17:21Go, Black Friday!
00:17:23Let's get the fuck out of here, let's get the fuck out of here.
00:17:50Christmas is canceled forever.
00:17:55No need to cut out the trees, and we can stay at ease.
00:17:59Christmas is canceled for good.
00:18:02Oh, damn!
00:18:04Christmas is canceled this year, let's get the fuck out of here.
00:18:08Christmas is canceled forever.
00:18:13No need to cut out the trees, and we can stay at ease.
00:18:17Christmas is canceled forever.
00:18:20good job
00:18:25thank you very much happy holidays
00:18:31will you hurry up ma'am i'm trying oh get it together decos
00:18:38oh
00:18:47hey
00:18:52thank you
00:18:55oh
00:19:01oh
00:19:02oh i must have been good this year
00:19:06what's this hitch here oh pussy boy here is taking forever
00:19:14there's like jam in the keyboard
00:19:17sorry folks looks like i'm gonna have to shut this lane down
00:19:23ma'am if you would head back to the san esvier village
00:19:28someone will meet you there
00:19:30oh dude what the hell
00:19:32full disclosure some guy just blue chunks all over the ride-ons
00:19:38you're cleaning it up
00:19:40throw up uh it's a little germy no
00:19:46what about the floor workers but i thought you preferred the floor
00:19:52it's not us in the mains closet
00:19:55i don't know
00:20:00ah these fucking idiot customers
00:20:02idiots is that what you think we are
00:20:07jesus christ lady i
00:20:09don't want your mouth asshole or i whip this place apart including you
00:20:16i don't believe you
00:20:29Okay, sir, sir, let's get you some help
00:20:59Chris, what the fuck?
00:21:22Two years, but I finally got the hang of this thing, look at that, whoa, whoa, watch this,
00:21:37watch this, whoa, so what exactly happened with that Chris guy?
00:21:44I don't know, I think he smashed some woman with a mini pink SUV.
00:21:52Um, ma'am, I'm sorry, but we're actually closing early tonight.
00:22:01What happened?
00:22:06I don't know, it came out as a fucking disaster.
00:22:11Okay, go check it out.
00:22:16I'll keep an eye on Chris.
00:22:18I'll be back.
00:22:20I told you guys, I am sorry that I crushed that woman, but check the security footage.
00:22:38We don't have to check shit.
00:22:40This is a citizen's arrest.
00:22:45There is something really wrong out there.
00:22:48Yes, something is really wrong.
00:22:51We're one hour into Black Friday, and we're escorting customers away from the store?
00:22:55Of course that's his concern.
00:22:57No, no, no, Marty, wait, please.
00:22:59You have to believe me.
00:23:01She attacked me.
00:23:03Ask Archie.
00:23:04Archie went to go check on that nasty puke bitch you attempted to murder.
00:23:09You're going to jail, Chris.
00:23:14Uh, Miss...
00:23:17Oh, oh my God.
00:23:18What the hell is going on out there?
00:23:45This is some next level bath salt shit.
00:23:48No, it's just Black Friday.
00:23:50Excitement is in the air.
00:23:52Green Friday.
00:23:53That's right.
00:23:54Green Friday, baby.
00:23:55It's all part of the fun.
00:23:56It's known as competitive shopping.
00:23:58Anita got a black eye last year, and she took it like a champ.
00:24:01Oh, fuck that.
00:24:02Some woman just attacked Emmett.
00:24:04It's like she wasn't a person anymore.
00:24:06I hit her with a fucking skateboard.
00:24:08She didn't even feel it.
00:24:10Try calling the cops.
00:24:12Oh, no.
00:24:13No, no.
00:24:14Do not call the cops.
00:24:16Are you kidding?
00:24:17You call the cops, and this place shuts down.
00:24:19Now, if we work efficiently, we can reopen by maybe 2 a.m.
00:24:23Reopen?
00:24:24Are you insane?
00:24:25Line's busy.
00:24:26I got their voicemail.
00:24:28Did you know the police had a voicemail?
00:24:30This is the biggest night of the year, okay?
00:24:32Corporate expects us to do six figures this weekend.
00:24:35I'm sure corporate will understand.
00:24:38Relax.
00:24:39Okay?
00:24:40I know.
00:24:41We all want to go home.
00:24:42It's a holiday.
00:24:43Blarty, blarty, blar.
00:24:44Let me tell you something.
00:24:45What was wrong with that lady?
00:24:46Am I going to be okay?
00:24:48I didn't get you anything?
00:24:49Oh, man.
00:24:50There is something wrong with the shoppers.
00:24:51Christopher, you are not supposed to provoke the customers.
00:25:05The training video says, leave them be and then you'll see the love of toys is all we need.
00:25:13And Anita, please, shut the fuck up!
00:25:19You wonder why you never get employee of the month.
00:25:22You know what?
00:25:24No one gives a flying fuck about your training videos or your plaques, Anita.
00:25:28Oh, I know you don't.
00:25:30But there are those who do.
00:25:32The ones who don't care are the ones like you two.
00:25:36Because you have squandered every single opportunity that life has handed to you to do a subpar job ringing people up.
00:25:44And we love toys for the rest of your life!
00:25:50Stand back, stand back, stand back.
00:25:51I got this, I got this.
00:25:52Hey, buddy.
00:25:53You all right?
00:25:54Come here.
00:25:55Come here.
00:25:56Hey, buddy.
00:25:57Okay.
00:25:58Okay, spit it out.
00:25:59Holy fuck!
00:26:01Uh, okay.
00:26:02All right.
00:26:03You're gonna be okay.
00:26:04You're gonna be okay.
00:26:05Hey, somebody get me a fucking pillow!
00:26:11Move!
00:26:12Fuck!
00:26:13Okay, okay, Anita.
00:26:14The handbook says we're not really supposed to make physical contact.
00:26:32Oh, no, no!
00:26:34Yeah!
00:26:35Oh, no!
00:26:36Okay, okay, enough!
00:26:37Enough, enough, enough!
00:26:38No!
00:26:39Protect me.
00:26:40Oh, no!
00:26:41Oh, no!
00:26:42Oh!
00:26:43Ah!
00:26:44Hey!
00:26:45Corporate sent that!
00:26:47Back the fuck up, homie!
00:26:49Hey!
00:26:50You're fucked now, Junior!
00:26:52Was that the new guy?
00:27:09Hello?
00:27:10Anyone?
00:27:13Bartlett won't pick up.
00:27:14We gotta separate that kid from the rest of the shoppers.
00:27:17You know, the first time I worked Black Friday,
00:27:19they separated shoppers by race.
00:27:23Oh, great time for that story, Ruth.
00:27:26Great time for that.
00:27:28That's it.
00:27:29It's not safe in here.
00:27:31Can someone please untie him?
00:27:32Schomburg answered.
00:27:33I got Schomburg.
00:27:35Hello, Schomburg.
00:27:37This is Jonathan Wexler, manager of store...
00:27:39Hello? Hello?
00:27:40Oh, thank God.
00:27:42Our shoppers are going crazy.
00:27:44They're attacking us.
00:27:45We can't get out.
00:27:47Wait, what?
00:27:48Listen to me.
00:27:49Whatever you do, don't let them in.
00:27:51And for the level, Scott, don't let them gather.
00:27:54They're building something.
00:27:56What?
00:27:57Yes, I mean...
00:27:58Yes, they're building something.
00:27:59Gather.
00:28:00Don't let them...
00:28:00Hello?
00:28:04Okay, hang on.
00:28:07Oh, we gotta do something.
00:28:08I mean, dying in a toy store isn't how it ends for me.
00:28:14Does anyone have a car big enough to fit us all?
00:28:18Yeah, we'll be all.
00:28:20Fit seven, but, you know, we could all squeeze.
00:28:22Ew.
00:28:22Brian, don't start.
00:28:24Kent's truck won't be enough.
00:28:26There's people on the sales floor.
00:28:27So we gotta make a run for it, right?
00:28:29Do we?
00:28:29We don't even know what these things are or what they want.
00:28:31They want to hurt us.
00:28:33Oh, yeah, speaking of, can someone please untie me?
00:28:37Ruth can't run.
00:28:39Survival of the fittest.
00:28:41And non-geriatric.
00:28:43Those things are the fittest.
00:28:45You saw Emmett.
00:28:47We have to stay here and protect ourselves.
00:28:50Who knows where else this is happening?
00:28:52I say, we get everyone together on the sales floor.
00:28:55Lock the doors.
00:28:56Hang tight till this shit cools off.
00:28:58You guys are gonna feel dumb when this all blows over.
00:29:07Jonathan, this isn't blowing over.
00:29:12You know, the company sends me this cheap champagne for making our sales goals.
00:29:17Now, they expect me to generate revenue tonight.
00:29:21That's my job.
00:29:22Your job is to be our manager.
00:29:28Protect us.
00:29:29Manage us.
00:29:32I can't.
00:29:41Let's move.
00:29:42Come on.
00:29:42Let's go.
00:29:42Let's go.
00:29:43Let's go.
00:29:47Find anyone you can and reconvene at the service desk.
00:29:49Go and look out for Emmett.
00:29:51The less we have to interact with the shoppers.
00:29:53You're better.
00:29:55Where is everybody?
00:29:55Oh, shh.
00:30:10How did all these shoppers get in here?
00:30:14The team must have tried to leave through the employee exit.
00:30:17Who knows how many of those things got in.
00:30:19I say we split up.
00:30:21Close that door and secure the store.
00:30:23Ken, you take Ruth and Marnie to the back hall.
00:30:26Hold up in the office until we get back.
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:29Chris, Brian, Jonathan, we're gonna run recon to that exit.
00:30:34Uh, no.
00:30:34No, I should be with the other group.
00:30:36Because, uh, Brian represents me on the sales floor.
00:30:40I will carry your grace on the sales floor as always.
00:30:44Let's just go.
00:30:44Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:30:56Where are you going?
00:31:17The bathroom.
00:31:19Why?
00:31:20Because I have to go.
00:31:21Oh, I gotta go too.
00:31:23I've been holding it.
00:31:26Your man.
00:31:35So hunky.
00:31:36They don't make him like that anymore.
00:31:39Fierce, stern, a real smolder.
00:31:43Ruth, he's not my man.
00:31:44We're not dating, okay?
00:31:45Or it doesn't matter.
00:31:47Oh, so more like consensual fuck partners.
00:31:53Well.
00:31:53Well.
00:31:56Follow me.
00:32:04Stay low.
00:32:05Stay low.
00:32:13Stay low.
00:32:16Exhale.
00:32:16No, no, no, no, no!
00:32:40What part of follow me did you not understand?
00:32:48Follow me.
00:32:54Hey, so let me know if you leave the bathroom,
00:32:56because I can always pinch and run, okay?
00:33:06Gotcha.
00:33:07What are you doing?
00:33:08Getting my stash, man.
00:33:09Oh, you can't do that!
00:33:13Circumstances have changed shutters.
00:33:14That's against the code!
00:33:27Oh, no.
00:33:28What's going on?
00:33:34We gotta get to that door.
00:33:36Let's go.
00:33:36Move on, right, sniff out.
00:33:39Do it, sir.
00:33:44We're clear.
00:33:58We're clear.
00:33:59all set come on so what do we do now that they got the door shut
00:34:21what are the shoppers doing
00:34:30ruth wait here
00:34:51what are the shoppers doing
00:35:03what are the shops doing
00:35:39Oh, damn Buick!
00:36:09Oh, damn it!
00:36:16Oh, damn it!
00:36:23Oh, damn it!
00:36:25Oh, damn it!
00:36:30Oh, damn it!
00:36:32Oh, damn it!
00:36:34Oh, damn it!
00:36:38Oh, damn it!
00:36:41Oh, damn it!
00:36:45Oh, damn it!
00:36:48Oh, damn it!
00:36:53Are we safe up here?
00:36:55If I'm safe.
00:36:57Ken, come on.
00:37:03I think we were safer in my office.
00:37:06The doors are closed.
00:37:07Now we wait, yeah?
00:37:08No, no, no.
00:37:09We can't wait.
00:37:10I'm with her.
00:37:12Lou was in there and he was trying to eat me or pull me into him.
00:37:16He was trying to...
00:37:17Gather?
00:37:18Exactly.
00:37:19Just like Schaumburg said.
00:37:20Yeah, they're doing it at Santa's Village.
00:37:22I saw something.
00:37:23I don't know what it was, but I think the shoppers are trying to reach each other and...
00:37:26At this point, we're just in their way.
00:37:28We're gonna have to fight whatever's left.
00:37:30Whoa, whoa.
00:37:31God damn it.
00:37:32What's wrong?
00:37:33I can't get dinner with my kids.
00:37:36I can't get a drink at work.
00:37:38I can't even get a god damn text to send.
00:37:42Whoa, I'll go get that.
00:37:46You know what?
00:37:47I'm getting my bonus and I'm getting the fuck out of here.
00:37:50Are you fucking kidding me?
00:37:52Jonathan, give me the keys.
00:37:54Oh, uh...
00:37:55I left the keys in my office.
00:37:58Archie.
00:38:03Where's the holiday bonuses?
00:38:16Are they, like, in your office or something?
00:38:19I thought that I told you that there were gonna be no holiday bonuses this year.
00:38:26What the fuck?
00:38:28Jonathan, this is bullshit even for you.
00:38:32That's not what you told me.
00:38:36All you said was that there'd be layoffs after the holidays.
00:38:39Whoa.
00:38:40What the hell?
00:38:42Like who?
00:38:43I mean, for sure you with them bathroom breaks.
00:38:45I washed my fucking hands!
00:38:47This place is a cesspool!
00:38:48Hey, guys, shut up.
00:38:50Jonathan, is this true?
00:38:53Well...
00:38:54It isn't...
00:38:55Not untrue.
00:38:56Oh, my God.
00:38:57I mean, yeah, yes, it's true.
00:38:58Oh, my God.
00:38:59I mean, yeah, yes, it's true.
00:39:00I quit, you fucking joke!
00:39:02Put your nose.
00:39:03Rose!
00:39:04Get away from the window!
00:39:05No!
00:39:06The police are here!
00:39:07Oh!
00:39:08Thank God!
00:39:09Ah!
00:39:10Ah!
00:39:11Ah!
00:39:12Hey!
00:39:13Ryan!
00:39:14Ryan!
00:39:15Wait up!
00:39:16No!
00:39:17Go!
00:39:18Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:39:21Hey, Brian, wait up!
00:39:33Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:39:41Go!
00:39:51Oh, God, God!
00:39:55Oh, God!
00:40:06They're all headed for that.
00:40:09What is that thing?
00:40:11Let's go.
00:40:16Chris, go.
00:40:18No, man.
00:40:20Chris?
00:40:21I'm gonna hold you down.
00:40:23Now go.
00:40:24Go!
00:40:48Got your doorbusters right here, motherfucker.
00:40:51I'm gonna hold you down.
00:40:54I don't know.
00:41:24Oh, my God.
00:41:54Oh, my God.
00:42:24Kid, block the door!
00:42:52They never really did.
00:42:54Archie?
00:43:02For God damn, what the hell are we gonna do?
00:43:05I don't think this night can get any worse.
00:43:07Okay, does anybody else just think that's funny?
00:43:18How long do you think that door will hold?
00:43:26Well, the only idea we've got has gotten us this far.
00:43:29It's safe.
00:43:31For now.
00:43:31My name is Emmett, and I have loved toys since the first of the month.
00:43:46I think that that is the shortest anyone has ever worked here.
00:43:49I have loved toys for eight years.
00:44:04I wanted to be a dentist, you know.
00:44:06Ten years.
00:44:11Got laid off.
00:44:14Told my wife it'd be temporary.
00:44:22Four years.
00:44:23I'd throw my name tag in the middle, but I lost mine.
00:44:31Two years.
00:44:34Imagine making your living at the place you begged your mom and dad to take you to when you were younger.
00:44:38I ran home to tell my dad after I got hired, and he goes,
00:44:50Welcome to corporate hell, kid.
00:44:54Dad, this place isn't impressive.
00:44:58It isn't fun.
00:45:00Or magical.
00:45:02It's a prison.
00:45:04It's a ruse.
00:45:08It's a lie.
00:45:11Well, that just sucks, you know, because I always saw you as manager material.
00:45:19Shut up, John.
00:45:20You guys want to know why I applied here 27 years ago?
00:45:28I was lonely.
00:45:30I believe that there's a place for everyone, and this is my place.
00:45:34It's a place where you have worth, where regional managers call you and ask for numbers,
00:45:38where you can reprimand somebody, and they have to listen to you.
00:45:44Where the women have to laugh at all your corny jokes,
00:45:46and even the coolest guys have to obey.
00:45:50Oh, that's what we love toys means to me.
00:45:59That's some dark shit right there.
00:46:01I legitimately always thought you were a serial killer.
00:46:04I can't believe I missed Thanksgiving with my family for this.
00:46:15Well, at least you were invited to Thanksgiving.
00:46:20I'm sorry.
00:46:22Truly.
00:46:23What are you doing?
00:46:29What are you doing?
00:46:29No one should be without Thanksgiving.
00:46:54Turkey.
00:47:03Cranberry.
00:47:06Football.
00:47:09Black Friday.
00:47:11Here's some Black Friday trivia.
00:47:13The phrase was first used by Philly cops to describe the crowds and the traffic the day after the holiday.
00:47:20Hmm.
00:47:21And here's some retail trivia.
00:47:22The promise of savings is an illusion.
00:47:25Because everything they put out there is sold at a loss to get you through the door.
00:47:30Things are still selling for a high margin, too.
00:47:32So, yeah, sure, go ahead and get that cheap flat-screen TV.
00:47:36But now you need the wall mount and the cables.
00:47:40Customers aren't always right.
00:47:41They just want to think that they are.
00:47:44Jesus Christ.
00:47:45Hmm.
00:47:46Well, for our last Thanksgiving meal, it sure was informative.
00:47:50No.
00:47:51Don't say that.
00:47:54Don't say this is our last.
00:47:55I think she was just making a joke.
00:47:57No.
00:47:57I got two kids out there that I plan to see again.
00:48:00Calm down.
00:48:01We get it.
00:48:03You don't know shit, Chris.
00:48:06You don't have a...
00:48:06I don't have a what, Ken?
00:48:08A family that gives a shit about me?
00:48:10Maybe you're right.
00:48:13But at least I don't love it here.
00:48:16I don't love it here.
00:48:18Look at how hard you try to be the coolest person working at We Love Toys.
00:48:23Guys, can we not do this right now?
00:48:24Me?
00:48:26You're the one that's always trying to get employee of the month.
00:48:29It's a fake award, Christopher.
00:48:31Don't blame me for trying my best.
00:48:33Your best.
00:48:35You call this your best?
00:48:37I've never seen a bigger waste of potential in my life.
00:48:40Oh, fuck off!
00:48:42You try to give me all these tips about how to live and when you were my age.
00:48:47You're not my age.
00:48:49I still have time to realize that this job was a mistake.
00:48:53You got a lot to learn, kid.
00:48:55Kid?
00:48:56You're not your kid.
00:48:58You see me way too often to be your actual child.
00:49:10Don't.
00:49:12At least I acknowledge that this job bums me out.
00:49:15Oh, my God.
00:49:16You treat it like it's high school.
00:49:18Like you're the cool guy in shop.
00:49:20Dating someone 20 years younger than you.
00:49:22Okay, we're not dating.
00:49:31I thought we were a thing.
00:49:32A thing, yeah.
00:49:35But, Ken, you're almost my dad's age.
00:49:38I will fucking kill you, nerd.
00:49:43What about all the late night shits?
00:49:45What about the time we made out of the train table?
00:49:47You did what?
00:49:48We made out.
00:49:50It passes the time.
00:49:53But, Ken, I don't really know you.
00:49:55I've never seen you outside of the store.
00:49:58I mean, I've never even met your kids.
00:50:01Would we ever go out on a date?
00:50:02I don't think so, right?
00:50:05Pancakes.
00:50:11No?
00:50:24So that's it?
00:50:27You guys all think I'm some sort of fucking loser?
00:50:30Huh?
00:50:32Come out of here.
00:50:43Let's go.
00:51:02What exactly are we looking for?
00:51:10I'm fresh out of ideas.
00:51:17There's gotta be a circuit breaker or something in here.
00:51:20I can do you one better.
00:51:39I can do you one better.
00:51:41I can do you one better.
00:51:41Hey, what's the plan?
00:52:12Lua attacked you guys, right?
00:52:13Damn straight. He showed Ken what's with.
00:52:15Right, which means the truck is still parked in the loading dock.
00:52:18And the keys are still in the truck, he told me.
00:52:20If we bust open those locks, we can get into the bed of the truck.
00:52:22That's our way out of here.
00:52:23Well, what happens when you get into the truck bed?
00:52:25I figured there's got to be a hatch to the front seat, right?
00:52:28Got it!
00:52:29Let's go.
00:52:30All right, team.
00:52:32Listen up.
00:52:34I made a decision.
00:52:36As captain,
00:52:37I'm going down with the ship.
00:52:40No!
00:52:41I'm staying behind, that's it.
00:52:43We had turkey together.
00:52:46And pretzels!
00:52:48Jonathan, now is not the time, okay?
00:52:51Then when is my time, huh?
00:52:55You call me a fool, but
00:52:56I love it here.
00:52:59This is my favorite place in the whole world.
00:53:02It would be an honor
00:53:04to stay with the store in its final hours
00:53:06as any good and strong manager would.
00:53:12I told you they'd never die!
00:53:15Oh, this just got really bad.
00:53:23Oh, this just got really bad.
00:53:23Go!
00:53:23Oh, this is my best.
00:53:26Look!
00:53:27I told you I was going to try it.
00:53:29I told you, I told you,
00:53:31I told you that it's about 10 years ago.
00:53:32Don't stop!
00:53:33Don't stop!
00:53:33Don't stop!
00:53:34Don't stop!
00:53:35Don't stop!
00:53:36Don't stop!
00:53:37Don't stop!
00:53:38Go! Get him!
00:53:49Go!
00:53:50Get him!
00:53:55Go!
00:53:58Get him!
00:53:59Go!
00:54:00Get him!
00:54:11Beyonce!
00:54:19Motherfucker!
00:54:20Ow!
00:54:21Ow!
00:54:23Oh!
00:54:25I think we're clear.
00:54:38Maybe they do die.
00:54:40Kid!
00:54:41Are you okay?
00:54:42No, wait, wait, wait!
00:54:43Stay back.
00:54:44Do not come over here.
00:54:46Oh, my God.
00:54:48What happened?
00:54:49What does it look like?
00:54:51A fucking new guy bit me.
00:54:54I can fix this.
00:54:55We can fix this.
00:54:56No.
00:54:57No, you saw what happened to Anita Demi.
00:54:59If they bite you, you turn into one another.
00:55:01No, no, no.
00:55:02Don't say that.
00:55:03Well, that is the mythos, right?
00:55:04Shut the fuck up, Jonathan!
00:55:06What happened to going down with the ship?
00:55:08Huh, Captain?
00:55:09I guess I changed my mind.
00:55:11We can cut the arm off.
00:55:13Let's lop it off.
00:55:15Nice.
00:55:16You already took my dignity.
00:55:19Waved my arm.
00:55:22Get out of here.
00:55:23Put something in the door.
00:55:24Don't let me out.
00:55:29Here.
00:55:30Kid, I'm sorry.
00:55:32Yeah, me too, kid.
00:55:37Want me too, kid.
00:55:39Come on, man.
00:56:09When are you going to take me?
00:56:11Fuck.
00:56:13Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:56:16I need to go someplace new, new.
00:56:19Not myself.
00:56:22In a long, in a long day.
00:56:24Day.
00:56:24Day.
00:56:25In a long, in a long day.
00:56:27Fuck off, Dower Dennis.
00:56:29I think you're going too much worse.
00:56:31Fuck off, man.
00:56:39Do you know what you're doing?
00:56:41No, but I figure if I climb out of that hatch and get to the front seat, it's our way out of here.
00:56:45Okay, good plan.
00:56:47Because my Elks Lodge is only about six miles away.
00:56:50Or the police station?
00:56:51The police are here, and they're monsters now.
00:56:53Now?
00:56:54Okay.
00:56:55I'll get us somewhere.
00:56:56Okay?
00:56:58Brian.
00:56:59About a year ago.
00:57:00Corporate sent...
00:57:01Hey, I hope you don't believe what Ken said.
00:57:03It's not true.
00:57:06It's true.
00:57:07I don't know if he meant it, but it's true.
00:57:11I made things uncomfortable by bringing you into that fight.
00:57:15You're too good of a person.
00:57:17You remember Christmas last year, we caught that woman stealing?
00:57:19I wanted to stop her.
00:57:21She had kids.
00:57:23She was stealing for them.
00:57:24What?
00:57:27What was I supposed to do?
00:57:28Call the cops?
00:57:29So that she'd get arrested, and her kids would find out in the worst possible way that Santa's not real?
00:57:34You let her do it?
00:57:35Marnie, you did the right thing.
00:57:41Let's help Chris out.
00:57:42Let's help Chris out.
00:57:54Hey, how do you feel today?
00:58:05How do you feel today?
00:58:06You know, I'm not doing too good, Dara Dennis, but I appreciate the sense of...
00:58:10I just always feel bad, bad, bad.
00:58:13That's great.
00:58:14That's just fucking awesome.
00:58:21I'm good.
00:58:22What are the odds Chris fucks this up?
00:58:48You know, you are a real boner killer, you know that?
00:58:52Uh-huh.
00:58:59Pritcher.
00:59:00I don't know.
00:59:30I can't do this at my house. My house is a mess, mess, mess, mess.
01:00:00Quiet, Dennis. You'll hear us.
01:00:04Oh, fuck.
01:00:10Let's get it together. Together.
01:00:12It's not like my life was my choice.
01:00:14Hey! This is for employees only!
01:00:19Come on, Dennis.
01:00:20My wife left me, so I guess we can do whatever the fuck we have.
01:00:29What happened to the plan, Chris?
01:00:39I can't drive this truck.
01:00:54That's what you get for not taking shop class.
01:00:56Shh, shh. They'll hear us.
01:00:58I saw Bircher outside.
01:01:00It appears like Emmett he turned, but maybe worse.
01:01:03I don't know.
01:01:05I don't think he saw me.
01:01:08I don't know.
01:01:08You're dead.
01:01:08You're dead.
01:01:12Fuck.
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:43Oh, my God.
01:01:53Oh, my God.
01:01:56You okay?
01:01:58Oh, my God!
01:02:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:02:07Oh, my God.
01:02:15Oh, shit.
01:02:16Jonathan, open the back door.
01:02:19We're safe in here, no?
01:02:21No, obviously not.
01:02:22These things are fast and strong.
01:02:23They'll rip this truck apart.
01:02:25Ah!
01:02:26Ah!
01:02:27Ah!
01:02:28Go!
01:02:29Don't get back!
01:02:30Hey, hey!
01:02:31Go, go!
01:02:32I don't know.
01:03:02What are we going to do?
01:03:18Okay.
01:03:19Marnie, grab the back of my sweater, then Chris, Brian, you last.
01:03:24Me last?
01:03:25Well, unfortunately, these things are hungry, and, well, you're the slowest and the juiciest.
01:03:32Are you crazy?
01:03:47We can't see in there.
01:03:48You can't, maybe.
01:03:49I can walk through this whole store with my eyes closed.
01:03:52Come on, grab on.
01:03:53Move.
01:03:54I can't see anything.
01:03:59Shut the fuck up, Juicy.
01:04:00Come on, Juicy.
01:04:12This was a good call.
01:04:28Go high, you know, that's what they say.
01:04:30Who?
01:04:31I don't know.
01:04:32Sports people?
01:04:33Marnie?
01:04:33Where do the rest of the shoppers go?
01:04:46Hello.
01:04:47Hello.
01:04:48Maybe you could love me.
01:04:49Maybe you could love me.
01:04:51Guys, over here.
01:05:07Hey, um, I'm totally sorry that I left you on the sales floor with me.
01:05:12It's all right.
01:05:13Forget about it.
01:05:13No, I've been a bitch, but I've totally taken control since then.
01:05:17I totally helped with Ken.
01:05:18What?
01:05:22Oh, no.
01:05:23It's spreading too fast.
01:05:26No, no, no.
01:05:27We gotta put it out.
01:05:30No, no.
01:05:33I don't care how much smoke.
01:05:34Back down the hatch.
01:05:42Oh, there they are.
01:05:44We don't have a way out.
01:05:45You know the worst thing about holiday shoppers?
01:05:50They can never accept the fact that the night is over.
01:05:54They have no idea what it takes to work in retail.
01:05:58Year after year, dealing with hordes of unruly customers.
01:06:01You know what?
01:06:04My face hurts because of all the fake smiles.
01:06:11My ears hurt from listening to air supply 50,000 times.
01:06:17Worst of all, my fucking feet hurts.
01:06:24Well, what is he doing?
01:06:26I think he's finally had enough.
01:06:28It's right there in the manager's handbook.
01:06:32The people that work for you should be treated like family.
01:06:37Well, these kids, they're special to me.
01:06:41They're my family.
01:06:43Jonathan, what are you doing?
01:06:49Show attention, shoppers.
01:06:51Black Friday is over!
01:06:56Woo!
01:06:56Woo!
01:06:56Woo!
01:06:57Woo!
01:06:57Woo!
01:06:57Woo!
01:06:58Woo!
01:06:58Woo!
01:06:58Woo!
01:06:58Woo!
01:06:59Woo!
01:06:59Woo!
01:07:00Woo!
01:07:01Woo!
01:07:02Woo!
01:07:03Woo!
01:07:04Woo!
01:07:05Woo!
01:07:06Woo!
01:07:07Woo!
01:07:08Woo!
01:07:09Woo!
01:07:10Woo!
01:07:11Woo!
01:07:12Woo!
01:07:12Woo!
01:07:13Woo!
01:07:14Woo!
01:07:15Woo!
01:07:16Woo!
01:07:17Woo!
01:07:18Woo!
01:07:19Woo!
01:07:20Woo!
01:07:21Woo!
01:07:22Woo!
01:07:23Woo!
01:07:24Woo!
01:07:25Woo!
01:07:26Woo!
01:07:27Woo!
01:07:28Woo!
01:07:29Woo!
01:07:30Woo!
01:07:31Woo!
01:07:32Woo!
01:07:33Woo!
01:07:34Woo!
01:07:35Woo!
01:07:36Woo!
01:07:37Woo!
01:07:38Woo!
01:07:39Woo!
01:07:40Woo!
01:07:41Woo!
01:07:42Somebody say something.
01:07:48I bid Ken!
01:07:51You what?
01:07:56Ma'am, I have the right to refuse service to anybody, and it doesn't appear you're wearing a shirt or shoes.
01:08:05Ma'am!
01:08:08Well, I ripped a slice apart, including you.
01:08:10Oh, damn it, she has a deck of it.
01:08:12I made a choice, and I bid him.
01:08:32Ken Bates was no hero.
01:08:35He was a drunk and a creep.
01:08:39So I did us all a favor.
01:08:41You are a horrible person.
01:08:45You piece of shit.
01:08:47What the fuck?
01:08:49Did you even think of it as a doctor?
01:08:51We've got more than my crawdacks!
01:08:52Guys, stop fighting, okay?
01:08:55Not now.
01:08:56Grab some garland and some life.
01:08:58We can repel off this thing.
01:08:59So I...
01:09:00I don't think about it.
01:09:00This is my hand.
01:09:01I don't think it's my epiphany.
01:09:01What if I go here?
01:09:02I don't know.
01:09:03No.
01:09:04Ready?
01:09:07How are you?
01:09:18Wow.
01:09:19rrr...
01:09:20I'm okay!
01:09:45Yeah, me too!
01:09:47Why are those things so filthy?
01:09:50Guys, why is the garbage so wet?
01:09:53Chris!
01:09:54You can do it!
01:09:56Three...
01:09:57Two...
01:09:58Come on!
01:10:00Five...
01:10:02Four...
01:10:07Are you okay?
01:10:09That thing just shook me off the side of the roof,
01:10:11which is perfectly fine because I was gonna jump anyway.
01:10:13It's not even that bad here.
01:10:14Okay, Chris, let's go.
01:10:16Chris?
01:10:18What about me?
01:10:20You can stay here.
01:10:22With the rest of the trash.
01:10:24I'm sorry!
01:10:27He was kinda on all of our shit though, right?
01:10:30I mean, he said you were a waste of potential, Chris, right?
01:10:35He said that you were his girlfriend!
01:10:38Girl, bye!
01:10:39Dude was gonna lead us to certain deaths because he was afraid for his daughters!
01:10:44I did us all a favor!
01:10:46Hey!
01:10:47Hey!
01:10:48We have to make a run for it!
01:10:49Check every car and try to stay quiet!
01:10:53Any of these things out here?
01:10:54I think they're inside of that... thing.
01:10:55Looks like the coast is closed.
01:10:56This place is gonna blow!
01:10:57Try to find a car that's so locked!
01:10:58Jonathan would've had a plan!
01:10:59We need a plan!
01:11:00We need a plan!
01:11:01Oh, shoot!
01:11:02Take every car and try to stay quiet.
01:11:10Any of these things out here?
01:11:11I think they're inside of that... thing.
01:11:14It looks like the coast is clear.
01:11:18This place is gonna blow!
01:11:20We've gotta find a car that's all locked!
01:11:22Jonathan would've had a plan! We need a plan!
01:11:26Oh, shit!
01:11:32Oh, Brian, goddammit!
01:11:42Let's go!
01:11:54What the fuck is he doing now?!
01:12:03Oh, my god!
01:12:08What is that thing?
01:12:18Mom fucking Kong!
01:12:20What do we do now?
01:12:30It's all the shoppers.
01:12:36What if I can get through to it?
01:12:39Are you crazy?
01:12:40What if I can get through to it?
01:12:46Are you crazy?
01:12:48It's a management thing.
01:12:50You'd never understand, Marty.
01:12:58Hi, there!
01:13:00My name is Brian!
01:13:02And I love toys!
01:13:03And I love toys!
01:13:14Okay.
01:13:15I know you're scared!
01:13:17I'm scared, too!
01:13:19That's right!
01:13:20I'm not gonna hurt you!
01:13:22Come closer!
01:13:24You and I have been through a lot, you know?
01:13:26You know?
01:13:28You remember Black Friday?
01:13:302016?
01:13:34Uh, I know!
01:13:36The shopper experience!
01:13:38I mean, as I always say,
01:13:40when in doubt, go shopping!
01:13:41You and me?
01:13:42We have so many memes!
01:13:44If anyone knows, the customers always...
01:13:46Oh, my God!
01:13:48Shit!
01:13:49Shit!
01:13:50Shit!
01:13:51Kids SUVs over there!
01:13:53He didn't give us the keys!
01:13:55Oh, my God!
01:13:56Shit!
01:13:57Shit!
01:13:58Shit!
01:13:59Shit!
01:14:00Shit!
01:14:01Shit!
01:14:02Shit!
01:14:03Shit!
01:14:04Shit!
01:14:05Shit!
01:14:06Kids SUVs over there!
01:14:08He didn't give us the keys!
01:14:09And he didn't put the fucking cards away!
01:14:15Not done!
01:14:21He's about to say who's there!
01:14:23Now a bad time for a dad joke!
01:14:25Kim!
01:14:28I didn't think you'd make it!
01:14:30See Brian just get fucking...
01:14:31It's like a paper football!
01:14:36Kim!
01:14:38I'm sorry!
01:14:39I'm sorry, dude!
01:14:41I was an asshole!
01:14:42You're too good for a toy store, you both are!
01:14:45That's why we need to get out of here!
01:14:46Come on!
01:14:47Let's go!
01:14:48Go, go, go, go!
01:15:08What the hell are we gonna do?
01:15:09If we run, that thing's gonna pick us off!
01:15:13I have an idea!
01:15:20Chris, please don't play hero!
01:15:22Can you distract that thing?
01:15:24I'm gonna hold you down!
01:15:26Don't!
01:15:27No!
01:15:28Jonathan was right!
01:15:29It's fucking Thanksgiving!
01:15:30I'm just standing right here, right now, you guys are my family!
01:15:33So can you do it?
01:15:34Yeah!
01:15:35No, I'll do it!
01:15:36He's gone, kid!
01:15:37No, no you won't!
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:39Hey!
01:15:40Oh!
01:15:41Hey, right here!
01:15:42Hey, right here!
01:15:43Hey!
01:15:49I don't like you!
01:15:51I don't have to help you!
01:15:52I don't need to help you!
01:15:53I got your disc out right here!
01:15:55Look at this!
01:15:56Whoa!
01:15:57Whoa!
01:15:58Hey!
01:15:59Hey, take this out!
01:16:00Take it out!
01:16:01Huh?
01:16:02Get out of here!
01:16:03Hey!
01:16:04Right here, you big bitch!
01:16:05Right here!
01:16:08I don't need to help you!
01:16:10I got your disc out right here!
01:16:13Look at this!
01:16:22I got your disc out right here!
01:16:23Hey!
01:16:24Hey!
01:16:25Hey!
01:16:26Hey!
01:16:27Hey!
01:16:28Hey!
01:16:29Hey!
01:16:30Hey!
01:16:31Hey!
01:16:32Oh no!
01:16:33Oh no!
01:16:34Oh no!
01:16:35Chris!
01:16:36No!
01:16:52Come on!
01:17:22Come on!
01:17:52Come on!
01:17:54I think I just pissed it off!
01:17:57Come on!
01:18:00I think we're gonna make it to my car!
01:18:15Let's go!
01:18:16Come on!
01:18:21Come on!
01:18:28Come on!
01:18:30Come on!
01:18:31Come on!
01:18:33Come on!
01:18:36Come on!
01:18:37Come on!
01:18:39Just a thing!
01:18:41Just a thing!
01:18:42Let's go!
01:18:43Let's go!
01:18:44Let's go!
01:18:45Let's go!
01:18:47Let's go!
01:18:48Let's go!
01:18:49Let's go!
01:18:50Let's go!
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01:18:54Let's go!
01:18:55Let's go!
01:18:56Let's go!
01:18:57Let's go!
01:18:58Let's go!
01:18:59Let's go!
01:19:04Let's go!
01:19:05Let's go!
01:19:06Let's go!
01:19:07Let's go!
01:19:08Let's go!
01:19:09Let's go!
01:19:11Let's go!
01:19:12Let's go!
01:19:13Let's go!
01:19:14Let's go!
01:19:15Let's go!
01:19:16Let's go!
01:19:17Let's go!
01:19:18Let's go!
01:19:19Let's go!
01:19:20Let's go!
01:19:21Let's go!
01:19:22Let's go!
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