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00:00:00I'm married.
00:00:01What?
00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:04Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:15Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:24You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:26Crazy bitch!
00:00:27You told her?
00:00:28She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care.
00:00:30That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:32What the fuck?
00:00:36Michelangelo?
00:00:37Don't look at that.
00:00:39You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56It was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:57Wait, what are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:05Oh, fine!
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:26You are such a simpleton.
00:01:30Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:31Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:11To be fair, we thought it was legal to swim there.
00:02:15There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:32Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Come on, Gucci.
00:02:41Let's go.
00:02:42Hey, Amelia.
00:02:43Oh.
00:02:45Hey, Jane.
00:02:47Oh.
00:02:50Come on, Gucci.
00:02:51Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man-thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:21Some parents will be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:23Other parents will be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:36All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:40And don't be late.
00:03:43Bye, Dad.
00:03:44Excuse me.
00:04:02Ew.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:12I like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:42Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:51Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were you?
00:05:09Dad, I'm at a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19I can meet him later.
00:05:19No, the suit lady's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You have potential.
00:05:37But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:41Because so far, I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:55But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:57So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh my God.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:40Oh, yeah.
00:06:54Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did she have a good walk?
00:06:57What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This is...
00:07:09No, no, forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings for my doggy daycare, my dream.
00:07:19But it's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After her parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Come back tonight and make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, Peggy.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:01Except for the dog hair.
00:08:04Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well, Amelia, meet.
00:08:19Mattelangelo, my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:25Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:36Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44That'd be really hard.
00:08:46Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:08:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What, exactly?
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy moves, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:26You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:30Just a few more pictures.
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:34I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:46Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49Now.
00:09:52Fine.
00:09:55See?
00:09:59Dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:04What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:18Amelia!
00:10:19Whoa.
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:23and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:10:26but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please.
00:10:28I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:32All right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you.
00:10:35Put forward it.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:37All right?
00:10:38Just have a seat.
00:10:39All right?
00:10:40And I promise,
00:10:41he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:43So, Amelia needs money
00:10:46to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:51Hmm.
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:52And you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy
00:10:55of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:03Ah.
00:11:03I think we can, uh,
00:11:05make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:11Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:14No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married,
00:11:18that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus,
00:11:23what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry
00:11:27someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose
00:11:31in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Well, Angela, look,
00:11:34you have to grow up
00:11:36before you can run our business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that
00:11:38is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45I see.
00:11:46There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know,
00:11:50my wife and I,
00:11:51we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah, we were like
00:11:53pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy
00:11:58when we first met.
00:12:00I know you're probably thinking
00:12:02I'm just some old fool, huh,
00:12:03but I learned a thing or two
00:12:05in 70 years.
00:12:06You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable
00:12:16for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help
00:12:18your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Or you'll be able to afford
00:12:21the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree
00:12:23to this arrangement.
00:12:24Come on.
00:12:29What's it going to be?
00:12:34What's it going to be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:40For Betsy.
00:12:45Michelangelo,
00:12:46it's not polite
00:12:47to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not going to agree
00:12:50to marry her,
00:12:51then you're going to lose
00:12:54the business.
00:12:55And you're also going to lose
00:12:56your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just
00:13:06go into the office now.
00:13:09The lawyers have already
00:13:09drafted the contract.
00:13:11And, son,
00:13:12we are going to need
00:13:13some champagne.
00:13:15I read my money.
00:13:16Yeah, try and make yourself
00:13:17look decent.
00:13:21You will be engaged
00:13:22for a period of 30 days.
00:13:24Followed by a wedding
00:13:26planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you,
00:13:28it's going to be a big one
00:13:29for the ages, too.
00:13:30I hope the Hollywood Bowl
00:13:32is not booked.
00:13:33Anyway,
00:13:34you must move in together
00:13:36immediately
00:13:36to avoid any suspicion,
00:13:38you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong
00:13:40with an arranged marriage,
00:13:42but, well,
00:13:43it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out
00:13:45to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be
00:13:47our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:50Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53Sign in.
00:14:12Salute
00:14:13to the new couple.
00:14:16Mmm.
00:14:16So,
00:14:25your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying
00:14:28at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:30Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:31So, this is
00:14:42Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:14:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:04What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:07This isn't trash.
00:15:08These are my sisters.
00:15:09She's an artist.
00:15:10So, put them in your room.
00:15:12I said you could live here,
00:15:13not decorate.
00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:15Is it clashing
00:15:16with your banana hammock?
00:15:17That's man-thong.
00:15:19It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look,
00:15:24I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up
00:15:27by the time I get back,
00:15:27I'm throwing it all
00:15:28in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:31Oh, by the way,
00:15:38this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want to
00:15:41start wearing that.
00:15:43Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:48You're getting married?
00:15:55Betsy, don't tell the whole world.
00:15:57Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:58Amelia, it's just...
00:16:00It's not like you.
00:16:02You're saying we're...
00:16:04reserved.
00:16:05Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well, things change
00:16:12when you find out
00:16:13your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides,
00:16:16Michelangelo offered
00:16:17to help pay
00:16:18for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So, I'm okay
00:16:20with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:23The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:28Dino Valino?
00:16:29Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:31Michelangelo?
00:16:32Dino Valino?
00:16:33Shhh.
00:16:38So, should I get more?
00:16:39Like, start a hundred
00:16:40canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:47It's been a whirlwind
00:16:49of a romance.
00:16:51He's so...
00:16:52toxic.
00:16:53Toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil.
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:16:59You know,
00:17:00that's probably
00:17:01an old issue.
00:17:02This is a doctor's office.
00:17:04Just...
00:17:05Amelia.
00:17:08Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:14Ready to go out, baby.
00:17:39We're already wet.
00:17:40Where did that come from?
00:17:57Nice place.
00:17:59I love the artwork.
00:18:12Thanks.
00:18:14Finally.
00:18:15Ooh, good taste.
00:18:17No, I'm good.
00:18:20You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:21More for me.
00:18:22You know, if you like it down here,
00:18:24you should see the bedroom.
00:18:25Ooh.
00:18:26Mm-hmm.
00:18:27Mm-hmm.
00:18:28Okay.
00:18:29I have good taste.
00:18:32No, I'm good.
00:18:33We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:35More for me.
00:18:40You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:56Who are you?
00:18:57Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:04Amelia?
00:19:06Whatever.
00:19:07Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:10This is my house?
00:19:12We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:15Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:18You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:22Who's jealous?
00:19:24Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:19:26Sweet dreams.
00:19:27I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:28How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:41Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:42Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:45I don't need to be alone.
00:19:50I can't believe it last night.
00:19:53I'll be here.
00:19:54Are you sure?
00:19:55See you later.
00:20:04And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:08Sorry.
00:20:09I had one too many to drink.
00:20:10It won't happen again.
00:20:11You better not.
00:20:24How's the hangover?
00:20:25Roomie?
00:20:26Not now.
00:20:27My head's killing me.
00:20:29We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No.
00:20:31What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:34I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine.
00:20:46I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:47Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:57Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious.
00:21:00Don't screw this up.
00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing.
00:21:07Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine.
00:21:16Do whatever you want.
00:21:19Sorry.
00:21:20It's a bit harsh.
00:21:21Just really...
00:21:24hungover.
00:21:25That could have gone better.
00:21:32Hey, baby.
00:21:36You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:41I like it.
00:21:41Ah, it's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:47Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine.
00:21:53Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:21:55All right.
00:21:56Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen.
00:21:59He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02But I...
00:22:03I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:05Yeah, you're right.
00:22:08Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:10Come on.
00:22:12Bye, Gooch.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no!
00:22:21Royce!
00:22:21I'd say a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46They should make a reality show.
00:22:47Real dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:52Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:56Yeah.
00:22:57I'd like that.
00:23:04So...
00:23:04How long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:07A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:12Barista.
00:23:13Uber driver.
00:23:14Delivery guy.
00:23:16Movie extra?
00:23:17You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21Just trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:32I guess I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:43If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:51I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:23:56You did?
00:23:58Yeah.
00:24:00I still do.
00:24:01Yeah.
00:24:01He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:08Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:21I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:34Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:40It looks pretty big.
00:24:42It was a big school.
00:24:44Public schools.
00:24:46Am I right?
00:24:46I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:56No.
00:24:57Are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24.
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:00I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:13You should pick it up.
00:25:15Where?
00:25:15I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:17Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:26Of course.
00:25:27It's an office.
00:25:28You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:25:31You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:38Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:39That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:25:42So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:58Wow!
00:26:02Oh my goodness.
00:26:04Are you okay?
00:26:05Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:12You're engaged, remember?
00:26:13And this is our new palette.
00:26:18It's Matt's collection.
00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:24But yeah, that's the presentation from me, Michelangelo.
00:26:29What, Dad?
00:26:39What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:42Look at you.
00:26:43You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:47Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:49Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard, and now, well, now she earns
00:27:01some money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:19Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:42Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work,
00:27:48raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:55You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:28:04Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdina.
00:28:18Now, don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:25You two are getting along on it, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah, just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo, and don't be late.
00:28:37I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight.
00:28:40You're welcome.
00:28:41Well, why, Dad?
00:28:52So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:02And?
00:29:04And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dina Lavino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:24How's it going in there?
00:29:25I'm coming out.
00:29:27It's that bad.
00:29:38I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:43Buy that dress.
00:29:45ASAP.
00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:53My name is The Lord.
00:29:54I'm coming out.
00:29:55It's that bad.
00:29:56No, it's time to do something.
00:29:58Yeah.
00:29:59You know what to do?
00:30:00I will put the dress on the car just got your dream.
00:30:03I will show you, like, just a follow-up.
00:30:05I will listen to that last time.
00:30:06Good morning, everyone.
00:30:08I'll see you soon.
00:30:09I'm coming out.
00:30:10That's all right.
00:30:12I love you, that was one month.
00:30:14I love you.
00:30:14I love you.
00:30:14I love you.
00:30:15I love you guys.
00:30:16I love you okay.
00:30:16What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:31Thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:34Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:42Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:45I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome.
00:30:48Thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:53Wait.
00:30:54I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you.
00:30:57I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on.
00:31:01Amelia!
00:31:10All right.
00:31:11Hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:12Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:15She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:48Hey.
00:31:56It's Michael Lange of Dino Levino.
00:31:58Do you still track people?
00:31:59Amelia.
00:32:00I'll see you in the office.
00:32:15Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:17you look like you just walked off a runway without a dog sorry i don't come to concerts often
00:32:26i kind of panicked no worries i should have mentioned this is more of a five dollar beer
00:32:31kind of place yeah but you're drinking for free tonight talk to the bartender wow the ip treatment
00:32:38you look like one thanks jenny hey lover boy we're on gotta go find me in the green room after
00:32:50hope you like it break a leg
00:32:53rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:33:23good nothing from michelangelo maybe he's learned his lesson one more please
00:33:31but that doesn't mean i'm not hooking up with jake tonight
00:33:38jake you guys are great
00:33:47you really think so i just feel like we're ripping off the strokes the who
00:33:54you don't know the strokes
00:33:57are they older i'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:34:03it's all right lots of stuff to introduce you to
00:34:07you want some of that a drink yeah thank you
00:34:11so when did you learn how to play guitar
00:34:19since i was 13
00:34:22played in bands all through high school and college but
00:34:25i feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:34:27that's awesome
00:34:28when i get my record deal i can finally quit my job
00:34:32focus on music full time
00:34:34you're gonna quit dog walking i thought you liked it
00:34:38i do but it's just another gig until i hit it big in music
00:34:42i don't even like dogs that much
00:34:44i'm more of a cat person
00:34:45a cat person
00:34:48who doesn't like dogs even michelangelo's good with gucci
00:34:54i don't want to talk about work tonight
00:34:56i just want to relax
00:34:58have a good time
00:35:00you're beautiful you know that
00:35:02i thought i wanted to hook up with jake
00:35:07now i'm not sure
00:35:08we have nothing in common
00:35:10is it weird that i feel a tiny bit guilty
00:35:13the heck i'm tipsy and he's cute
00:35:19michelangelo had his fun
00:35:20now i can have mine
00:35:22looks like someone needs obedience
00:35:37what's going on
00:35:40that's michelangelo dina lavino
00:35:42the nepo baby underwear model
00:35:44he's not
00:35:45you're coming with me dog walker
00:35:47don't make me get the leash
00:35:49what the hell michelangelo
00:35:50back off dude
00:35:52back off
00:35:53grubby little hipster
00:35:54she's my fiance
00:35:55so that was an engagement ring
00:35:58jake i can explain
00:36:00let's go
00:36:02i'm really sorry jake
00:36:05i'm not jake
00:36:06this
00:36:12is for making me uber
00:36:13all the way to fucking silver lake
00:36:15and this is for making me listen to you
00:36:19i can't believe you did that
00:36:26after your high and mighty speech
00:36:27you're such a hypocrite
00:36:28yeah well i don't have the paparazzi following me around
00:36:31just an italian american psycho
00:36:33i'm not following you around
00:36:35you know what i get it
00:36:37you saw me with chantelle last night
00:36:39and now you're jealous
00:36:40me jealous
00:36:43did you see the way that you were acting around jake
00:36:45like i would ever fuck a dog walker
00:36:48i am more than a dog walker you playboy prick
00:36:50i have a name
00:36:51wait what are you doing
00:36:54that is an original
00:36:55i'm so sick of your bullshit
00:36:56oh fine
00:36:59i'll just hop in my time machine
00:37:00go back to ancient rome
00:37:01and get another one
00:37:02i don't care about your art
00:37:03your money
00:37:04your stupid mansion
00:37:05you're treating me
00:37:05like shit
00:37:06that's from the renaissance
00:37:09you're history's worst nightmare
00:37:10i tried to make this work with you
00:37:12we signed a contract
00:37:13for an arranged marriage
00:37:15did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction
00:37:18you are such a simpleton
00:37:20wait wait wait wait
00:37:23well at least i'm not a spoiled brat
00:37:27i tried to get along with you
00:37:28you brought this on to yourself
00:37:30i wish i never agreed to this awful engagement
00:37:32right back at you
00:37:33i fucking hate you
00:37:35i fucking hate you more
00:37:37i case you want to see
00:38:03You want to see
00:38:33Where am I who's spooning me is that Jake how drunk was I
00:38:54Michelangelo dog walker oh I forgot we did that last night
00:39:00Must have been all those free beers
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this we got too many drinks just forget it ever happened if
00:39:12That's what you want definitely
00:39:15um
00:39:16I
00:39:18Have to go to work. I should get up, too
00:39:23Oh my head
00:39:25There's pedialite in the fridge
00:39:27Thanks for coming today sis
00:39:29Of course
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise
00:39:35Well, you look great
00:39:38Thanks
00:39:39I don't feel great
00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:39:45You on the other hand are glowing today
00:39:49What's going on?
00:39:50So
00:39:54Michelangelo and I had sex last night
00:39:56Wait
00:39:58For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah
00:40:01We're taking it slow
00:40:03Michelangelo the male gigolo is taking it slow
00:40:07Maybe I did misjudge him
00:40:13And
00:40:14How was it?
00:40:16Well
00:40:17Really bad
00:40:18Right?
00:40:19I knew it
00:40:20Actually
00:40:22It was the best sex I ever had
00:40:25Well that explains the glow
00:40:27No
00:40:29I am happy for you sis
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important
00:40:34That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:40:37I don't get it
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:40:42I feel like like an arcade game and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and
00:40:46You get the picture
00:40:50Hey
00:40:53Opposites attract
00:40:54I mean
00:40:55That's why you guys love each other so much
00:40:58Because you're so different
00:41:01Something like that
00:41:10Here comes
00:41:11Right on the schedule
00:41:13Dog walkers in love with me
00:41:14I'll have to let it down easy
00:41:18Weird
00:41:18I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:41:31What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover
00:41:42Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight
00:41:43Maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:41:58Hey, unfortunately something came up
00:42:01I can't make it tonight
00:42:06Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:10We should talk about the dog walker
00:42:31Hey
00:42:34Hi
00:42:35We should talk about the dog walker
00:42:37We should talk about the dog walker
00:42:38We should talk about the dog walker
00:42:39We should talk about the dog walker
00:42:42I'm not very good with words
00:42:43Me neither
00:42:44But last night I
00:42:46You don't have to say anything
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened
00:42:53I don't think you understand it
00:42:54You just listen to me for a second
00:42:56Look
00:42:57You don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:42:59I'm a big girl
00:43:00I've had a one night stand before
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before
00:43:04Okay, I get it
00:43:06I'm not one of your
00:43:08Your models or your
00:43:09Your D-list actresses
00:43:11You don't have to give me some
00:43:13Big speech about letting me down easily
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night
00:43:17That you would
00:43:18I mean
00:43:18Frankly so would I
00:43:19I mean you're driving me nuts
00:43:20You don't understand
00:43:21Let's
00:43:22Let's get some take out
00:43:23And figure this thing out
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:43:28Wait
00:43:29Wait
00:43:30Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:34What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:38I have a confession to make
00:43:42Last night
00:43:44I don't know how
00:43:45I don't know why
00:43:47That was the best sex I've ever had in my life
00:43:52Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor
00:43:56I could even do reality tv
00:43:59But
00:44:00There is
00:44:01A fire between us Amelia
00:44:03Some kind of crazy
00:44:05Cosmic chemistry
00:44:08You sound like you're reading a horoscope
00:44:11Amelia
00:44:13Please
00:44:15I know you felt it too
00:44:21Amelia please
00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:26I felt it too
00:44:32So why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day
00:44:38Me too
00:44:56So I set the kitchen on fire?
00:45:16How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:45:19It's not my fault they should change his name
00:45:24No wonder they cancelled Vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:28If you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:33You know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag
00:45:42You're not so bad
00:45:45Thanks
00:45:47You know we could actually try this
00:45:51Hey if the sex stays this good I'm open for anything
00:45:53I'm serious
00:45:54I'm serious
00:45:56The wedding's coming up
00:45:59We could give it a shot
00:46:01You mean like you and me together together
00:46:04Why not?
00:46:05Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:46:21Oh Gucci what's the rush?
00:46:23Oh hey Royce
00:46:31Jake
00:46:32How's it going?
00:46:34Good yeah
00:46:37Look the other night was kind of
00:46:38Crazy I know
00:46:41I should have told you about Michelangelo
00:46:43We were kind of in a fight
00:46:46I'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:48Is he always like that?
00:46:50So aggressive and controlling?
00:46:52I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:46:55He was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:58Well I am his woman
00:47:00He saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:03And I don't blame him
00:47:05Oh my god
00:47:06Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:47:10I didn't mean to pry
00:47:12I just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:15I'm here if you need to talk
00:47:17Thanks Jake
00:47:18But I'm engaged
00:47:20Remember?
00:47:22And the only person I want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24I thought we had a connection
00:47:27You're a cat person
00:47:29It never would have worked
00:47:31Come on Gucci, let's go
00:47:36Cats are awesome
00:47:37That was a great presentation
00:47:44The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46You think so?
00:47:47Ooh
00:47:49Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing
00:47:52Oh yeah, yeah
00:47:53Now listen, I gotta fly to Paris for a few days
00:47:56You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:47:58Gucci?
00:47:59Sure
00:47:59Sure
00:48:00But I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty
00:48:03Yeah, but that's how you impress her
00:48:05You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:48:08At the dog park
00:48:09Mm-hmm
00:48:10I just texted her
00:48:11It's all set
00:48:13Now
00:48:15Go get a lover, boy
00:48:16So
00:48:28You just throw it and he brings it back?
00:48:30You've never played fetch before?
00:48:32It's
00:48:33It's my dad's dog
00:48:35Not mine
00:48:37Let me try
00:48:38That's okay
00:48:40I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:46Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:48:50No
00:48:51I like my work
00:48:53What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:48:58You're right, I should work less
00:49:01If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:08Fetch Gucci
00:49:09I've got a big surprise
00:49:16A surprise?
00:49:18Just wait and see
00:49:27Grazie
00:49:27Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino
00:49:35What's that?
00:49:36A special delivery from Mastrione's Italian Deli
00:49:39The Gucci?
00:49:44It's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45You know that's awful for dogs, right?
00:49:50I thought you were off the clock today
00:49:54Besides a special occasion
00:49:57I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it
00:50:01No
00:50:01Okay
00:50:04This is for us
00:50:05Why don't you get us a court skirt?
00:50:06What else is in the bag?
00:50:08Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:50:13You can cook?
00:50:27That was so good.
00:50:29I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.
00:50:33How did you do this? I can't cook at all.
00:50:37Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:50:39Did you learn in culinary school?
00:50:41No. My mom taught me.
00:50:43Tell me about her.
00:50:45I never told a girl about my mom.
00:50:49Sorry. I don't mean to pray.
00:50:52She passed away when I was 11. Breast cancer.
00:50:57But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:51:00She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.
00:51:04She taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:51:06We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:51:12I still have all of her recipes here.
00:51:16Handwritten in Italian.
00:51:18That's really special.
00:51:20I miss her.
00:51:24This might sound corny but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:51:30It's not corny.
00:51:32But I didn't know you were such a softy.
00:51:34Just don't tell TMZ.
00:51:38What about your parents?
00:51:40My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:51:44It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:51:46I'm sorry.
00:51:48I just really hope these treatments work.
00:51:53I don't want to lose her too.
00:51:56I'm sorry. Your story made me emotional.
00:51:59I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:52:01I'll help you.
00:52:02No, no it's fine.
00:52:03I like doing the dishes.
00:52:05It relaxes me.
00:52:06Good.
00:52:07Cause I hate them.
00:52:08Well then I guess we make a good team.
00:52:15Is it just the wine?
00:52:17Or am I really falling for...
00:52:19him?
00:52:20Her.
00:52:21You don't want espresso.
00:52:22It's not your fault.
00:52:23Hey.
00:52:24Hey.
00:52:25Do you want an espresso?
00:52:26I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:52:27No thank you.
00:52:28You need to have a morning meeting.
00:52:29I'm kind of in a rush.
00:52:30Okay.
00:52:31Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:52:32How could I?
00:52:33Ready bro?
00:52:34Well let me fix your tie.
00:52:35Okay.
00:52:36Okay.
00:52:37Let me fix your tie.
00:52:38Okay.
00:52:39Okay.
00:52:40Okay.
00:52:41Okay.
00:52:42Okay.
00:52:43Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:52:44How could I?
00:52:45Ready bro?
00:52:46Well let me fix your tie.
00:52:49What do you know about ties?
00:52:50You wear t-shirts to work.
00:52:51And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:52:52Touché.
00:52:53There you go.
00:52:54Okay.
00:52:55Bye.
00:52:56Bye.
00:52:57Love you.
00:52:58Love you too.
00:52:59Sorry.
00:53:00Reflex.
00:53:01I didn't mean to say that.
00:53:02Me neither.
00:53:03Too soon.
00:53:04Talk about it later?
00:53:05Yeah.
00:53:06Okay.
00:53:07Okay.
00:53:08Okay.
00:53:09Okay.
00:53:10Okay.
00:53:11Okay.
00:53:12Okay.
00:53:13Bye.
00:53:14Bye.
00:53:15Love you.
00:53:16Love you.
00:53:17Love you too.
00:53:18Love you too.
00:53:19Sorry.
00:53:20Reflex.
00:53:21I didn't mean to say that.
00:53:22Me neither.
00:53:23Too soon.
00:53:24Talk about it later.
00:53:25Yeah.
00:53:26Okay.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:29Oh, could that have been any more awkward?
00:53:33And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:53:40Look who's here.
00:53:42Hey, my little guy.
00:53:44Hey, little Gucci.
00:53:46Look at this right here.
00:53:48Huh?
00:53:49Let's try it.
00:53:51Oh, yeah.
00:53:52Now, here's mine.
00:53:54Right?
00:53:55Just like that.
00:53:56Huh?
00:53:57Yeah.
00:53:58Even got one for Big Brother.
00:53:59Right there.
00:54:00Here you go.
00:54:01Come to Papa.
00:54:02Yes, my boy.
00:54:04All right.
00:54:05All right.
00:54:06All right.
00:54:07So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:54:09This is two weeks off.
00:54:11Hollywood Bowl.
00:54:12They're waiting for an answer.
00:54:13And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:54:16He says the band is free.
00:54:19You like Coldplay, right?
00:54:21Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:54:24Oh.
00:54:25Well, all right.
00:54:26Then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:54:28How about that?
00:54:29Not too big.
00:54:30Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:54:32Dad, let's just pump the brakes.
00:54:34We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:54:36Why?
00:54:37Something wrong with Amelia?
00:54:39No.
00:54:40Everything is great.
00:54:42It's better than great, honestly.
00:54:45But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:54:48That's our thing.
00:54:50It's not Amelia's thing.
00:54:52I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:54:55Oh, I never thought of that.
00:54:58You know, you have a very good point there.
00:55:01I'm very impressed.
00:55:04You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:55:08I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:55:11Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:55:14Love?
00:55:16Yeah.
00:55:17I don't know.
00:55:20He's cute.
00:55:22All right, all right.
00:55:23Change the deal.
00:55:24Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:26All right?
00:55:27And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair.
00:55:29A wedding with Coldplay.
00:55:32No Coldplay, Dad.
00:55:33No Coldplay.
00:55:35So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:55:46It's not working.
00:55:48I know it.
00:55:49I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:55:52And I'm cured.
00:55:54What?
00:55:55You're cured?
00:55:57Oh.
00:55:58Oh.
00:55:59Congratulations.
00:56:01I wasn't expecting it.
00:56:03I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:56:06It only took two sessions?
00:56:09I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:56:12Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:56:15What?
00:56:16What's wrong, sis?
00:56:17We should be celebrating.
00:56:19I brought Prosecco.
00:56:20No.
00:56:21Yeah.
00:56:22No, I'm good.
00:56:23Yeah.
00:56:24Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:56:27You can tell me anything.
00:56:30Is it Michelangelo?
00:56:32Is everything okay?
00:56:34If that punk pretty boy hurts you, I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two.
00:56:43It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:56:47It's me.
00:56:49I have to tell you something.
00:56:55I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage.
00:57:00What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:57:02It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:57:05And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:57:08Actually, he's not that bad.
00:57:13I kinda like him.
00:57:15Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:57:18We need to get you out of there.
00:57:20Betsy, I have real feelings for him.
00:57:25But, what about the tabloid stories?
00:57:29You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:57:32They banned him for life.
00:57:34You'll never go to Epcot.
00:57:36He's not actually like the stories.
00:57:39Or, at least not to me.
00:57:42He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:57:46If you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.
00:57:52Who?
00:57:53What if you meet him?
00:57:55Yeah.
00:57:56Meet him.
00:57:57Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:57:59Maybe, maybe you'll actually like him.
00:58:01Don't count on it.
00:58:02Please, me, just give him a chance.
00:58:06Fine.
00:58:08Yes.
00:58:09Only one.
00:58:10Yes.
00:58:13You won't regret it.
00:58:14I'm gonna go get the Prosecco.
00:58:18You better bring the whole bottle.
00:58:23Thank you for making dinner.
00:58:25Of course.
00:58:26I'm glad she's cancer free.
00:58:28We need to celebrate.
00:58:31Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me.
00:58:36Right?
00:58:37You mean besides me?
00:58:38I'm serious.
00:58:39It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:58:42Have a glass of wine.
00:58:45Tonight's gonna be great.
00:58:52It's enormous.
00:58:53Why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:02It's nice to see you too, sis.
00:59:07Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
00:59:10Hmm.
00:59:13So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
00:59:21Uh, how about we start off with a glass of champagne?
00:59:2496 Dom Perignon?
00:59:25Amelia, you said that's the year that you were born.
00:59:28Yeah, sorry I can't drink that fancy stuff.
00:59:31It's worth more than my car.
00:59:32Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:59:37$8.99 at Ralph's.
00:59:39It's delicious.
00:59:41This was made in France.
00:59:43Sorry.
00:59:44Can't touch that stuff.
00:59:46So, who wants a drink?
01:00:02You've hardly touched your food.
01:00:12It's a little too rich for me.
01:00:17Mine tastes great.
01:00:20So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.
01:00:27You don't mind, do you?
01:00:29Fire away.
01:00:32So, I know you two have been having your...
01:00:35Fun.
01:00:37Um, but...
01:00:39What's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:00:43I don't think it's going to.
01:00:46That's cute and all, but...
01:00:49What about her career? Are you gonna support her?
01:00:52Or kids, what's your stance on that?
01:00:54Or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:58Betsy!
01:00:59Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.
01:01:05We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.
01:01:09See, Michelangelo, that's my point.
01:01:11You two are getting married and you barely know each other.
01:01:13We know now.
01:01:15Easy, Betsy.
01:01:17I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
01:01:21And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.
01:01:25And what makes you such an expert?
01:01:27I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:01:29Michelangelo.
01:01:30You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
01:01:34It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her. She gets it from you.
01:01:37Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:01:40You started it.
01:01:41Why don't we all just calm down?
01:01:50Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:01:52No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:01:56That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:01:58She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:01:59You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:02:02And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:02:06You know what? You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:02:08That's my sister. She just survived cancer.
01:02:13That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:02:16This is my house, too, and she can say whatever she wants.
01:02:19Not to me.
01:02:20You know, maybe she should be concerned. I don't like this side of you.
01:02:23See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,
01:02:26but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:02:27You told her?
01:02:29She's my sister.
01:02:31I don't care. That violates our agreement.
01:02:33Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:02:35A contractual agreement? Some kind of obligation?
01:02:37It's not what I meant. It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:02:40I love you.
01:02:42You love me?
01:02:44Don't listen to him. He doesn't even know what that means.
01:02:47Shut the fuck up!
01:02:49You know what? Maybe she was right.
01:02:51I shouldn't have signed that contract. It's over.
01:02:58We need to get out of here.
01:03:01I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.
01:03:06Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing. You do so much better than him.
01:03:19Yeah, but he isn't a monster. I shouldn't have said that.
01:03:24We can talk about it on the road.
01:03:27Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn. Lay low for a bit.
01:03:32Mexico?
01:03:34Or Canada. Whatever. It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Levinos.
01:03:39Or worse.
01:03:40I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us. I mean, I only told you about the contract. It's not like I told the media.
01:03:48You don't know that. We're liabilities. Loose ends. You should listen to more True Kind podcast.
01:03:59Get rid of that thing. They could be tracking us right now.
01:04:03Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the Echoplex the other day.
01:04:09See? He could have a sniper on us.
01:04:16It's Romulus. Hey, Romulus.
01:04:19What? What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:04:23He's missing.
01:04:36You came.
01:04:38Against my better judgment. I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:04:43I've just been busy, but it's over with now.
01:04:47Now, you should punish me for straying.
01:04:53You make me sick.
01:04:56I make me sick.
01:05:05Nice underwear.
01:05:09It's a great craftsmanship.
01:05:10Okay.
01:05:11Let's get this over with.
01:05:13Is that all you have to say?
01:05:15Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:05:17I'm sorry.
01:05:19Chantel.
01:05:21I thought I wanted this.
01:05:24But I don't.
01:05:26I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:05:29I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:05:32I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:05:36I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:05:39Amelia broke up with me.
01:05:46It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:05:51Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for dog walk with my hair.
01:05:55I am fucking devastated.
01:05:57And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:06:01I just wanted to come back to me.
01:06:03I don't know.
01:06:05I don't know.
01:06:07I don't know.
01:06:09I don't know.
01:06:11I don't know.
01:06:13Amelia?
01:06:15Hi dad.
01:06:17Gucci's gone?
01:06:19I'll be right there.
01:06:22What?
01:06:24I...
01:06:25I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:06:36We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket.
01:06:41I've been calling him all night but he won't come back!
01:06:44We can help you find him.
01:06:47Yeah?
01:06:48Right?
01:06:50Good, thanks.
01:06:52Gucci!
01:06:54This better not be a trap.
01:06:56Just come on.
01:06:58Gucci!
01:07:00Gucci!
01:07:02Hey, where's Michelangelo?
01:07:04I thought you were both together.
01:07:05Why isn't he here with you?
01:07:06Oh, um...
01:07:08He's...
01:07:09Sorry, I'm late dad.
01:07:11Where were you?
01:07:12I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastriani's.
01:07:15It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:07:17This doesn't ring out of hiding.
01:07:18Nothing will.
01:07:20Smart move, dude.
01:07:22Here, ladies.
01:07:23Take a piece of this prosciutto here.
01:07:29Amelia.
01:07:35Gucci!
01:07:37He's hopeless.
01:07:39We've been looking for him all night long.
01:07:41We're not even gonna find him.
01:07:42Don't give up, dad.
01:07:43He's just off having a little adventure.
01:07:44Keep looking.
01:07:45He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:07:47See?
01:07:48They're not gonna kill us.
01:07:50I do have to admit, though.
01:07:52I don't give up, dad.
01:07:53He's just off having a little adventure.
01:07:55Keep looking.
01:07:56He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:07:58See?
01:07:59They're not gonna kill us.
01:08:01I do have to admit, though.
01:08:02I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:08:07He's really there for his dad.
01:08:10His dad's dog.
01:08:12So you approve now?
01:08:14They didn't say that.
01:08:18Gucci!
01:08:22Gucci!
01:08:24My boy's back!
01:08:25Oh!
01:08:32Okay, okay.
01:08:34I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:43I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:50A little.
01:08:52It's okay.
01:08:53Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:56They just leave out part of the story.
01:08:59Amelia.
01:09:01Can we talk?
01:09:05Please?
01:09:09Amelia.
01:09:11Can we talk?
01:09:13Please?
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:16Amelia.
01:09:26I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:29I shouldn't have attacked your sister.
01:09:32And I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:09:37I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:42Thanks for saying that.
01:09:45I needed to hear that.
01:09:48And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:52You're not one.
01:09:54I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:57Most of them are good.
01:10:00I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:03I'm not.
01:10:07You're not?
01:10:08What do you mean?
01:10:09No.
01:10:11Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:10:15I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:18And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:10:24I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:29Dad.
01:10:31What is it, son?
01:10:33I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:35Why, son?
01:10:36Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:39And not because of some legal obligation.
01:10:43But because she wants to.
01:10:48Consider our contracts null and void.
01:10:50Consider our contracts null and void.
01:10:51Amelia.
01:10:52Where will it be?
01:10:53Will you marry me?
01:10:54Will you marry me?
01:10:55Yes.
01:10:56I'll marry you.
01:10:57Yes.
01:10:58I'll marry you.
01:10:59I'll marry you.
01:11:00I'll marry you.
01:11:01I'll marry you.
01:11:02I'll marry you.
01:11:03I'll marry you.
01:11:21I can't do it.
01:11:22I'll marry you.
01:11:27you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world and I'm the happiest dog walker
01:11:38look at me I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct all right all right you two that's enough all right
01:11:47we spent this whole night together come over to my place all right we'll have a nice breakfast
01:11:53Italian style hopefully it's not too rich for you I think I can get used to it and then we can all
01:12:01discuss the wedding all right I want to hear from everybody involved especially Coldplay we're
01:12:07not getting Coldplay dad it was worth a try
01:12:23and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows Michelangelo
01:12:39Amelia even though we're far from a perfect couple we're perfect together I've learned so much from
01:12:53you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs I don't know how I ever managed
01:13:00anything without you I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family
01:13:11business from my father this year and in return I promise to be patient and a loving husband as
01:13:21as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:13:25Amelia you are the only thing better than free underwear I love you so much
01:13:37I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model but here we are Michelangelo
01:13:51you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:13:55something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy
01:13:58and although we haven't spent much time together it feels like a lifetime in a good way I know your
01:14:10mom would be proud of you Tiamo Michelangelo I love you with the power vested in me by almighty God
01:14:17and the city of Beverly Hills I now pronounce you husband and wife you may kiss your bride
01:14:23thanks I'm Betsy Amelia's sister I'm Jake another dog walker it's crazy you know giving my sister
01:14:42a little girl but I always been more of a cat person me too
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