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00:01:16who was that on the phone yeah it was some guy from the community center
00:01:23he wants to get some coaches for the kids soccer league are you gonna do it maybe next year
00:01:30things calm down at work a little that's what you said last year
00:01:34you want to rip some lotion on my back maybe later i don't want to get all these papers greasy
00:01:48alan we have to be consistent successive approximations to the goal remember god that
00:01:57language just turns me on okay if you don't want to do it i'm not i do i do want to do it it's just
00:02:04that book you know it just zaps all the spontaneity the point is to get the spontaneity back
00:02:10obviously we're not there yet
00:02:14look i want this as much as you do i want to get things back no i don't want to get things back
00:02:25i want to make it better better than it's ever been
00:02:28so let's get to work
00:02:36excuse me where did you get that this guy i work with at the museum gave it to me
00:02:42we haven't gotten stoned since college
00:02:45and it was the best sex we ever had
00:02:50what about the kids they're sound asleep
00:02:53oh my god
00:02:58don't answer that
00:03:03it might be my morning meeting
00:03:07hello
00:03:14uh sure hold on
00:03:19it's for you you want me to take a message
00:03:21i better see who it is
00:03:24here she is
00:03:27hello
00:03:30oh hi
00:03:32oh no that's okay
00:03:34yeah i have the keys why
00:03:38marnie you know we're sure gonna miss you
00:03:46here you go
00:03:47so alan
00:03:48marnie and i were just calculating your chances of beating me out of this vp slot
00:03:53what do you think slim or none
00:03:54with your warmth and charm
00:03:56none
00:03:57yeah
00:03:59not to mention the quarter i just had
00:04:01bottom line says it all pal
00:04:03oh
00:04:06excuse me
00:04:08gee i'm gonna miss neil
00:04:11i really will miss you
00:04:23well it's not exactly what i meant
00:04:24i mean uh
00:04:25uh
00:04:26if you got the wrong impression
00:04:28listen
00:04:30wendy and i have been married for 12 years
00:04:34you've been flirting with me all week
00:04:36well that's not it exactly
00:04:37i'm
00:04:38i find you very
00:04:39attractive
00:04:41so
00:04:42do you want to come home with me
00:04:45yeah
00:04:50hey wake up
00:05:09hey
00:05:10you're home
00:05:12what time is it
00:05:14it's late
00:05:14i'm sorry
00:05:17we need to talk
00:05:18what's wrong
00:05:19i lied to you
00:05:23there was no business dinner
00:05:26you remember
00:05:31that tempo's telling you about marnie
00:05:33verna's replacement
00:05:35i was at her apartment tonight
00:05:37just tell me
00:05:44well it was like i was someone else
00:05:47she kissed me
00:05:52we kissed
00:05:54it was wonderful
00:05:57i'd be lying if i said it wasn't
00:06:00well then it all just hit me
00:06:04it was
00:06:06it was like
00:06:06you
00:06:07and brooke
00:06:08and daniel
00:06:09and the house
00:06:09and
00:06:10our whole lives together
00:06:11it was like you're all in the room with me
00:06:13and you made me realize what i was doing
00:06:18i left
00:06:24i've just been driving around
00:06:28like to
00:06:31my point is
00:06:34our marriage means more to me than i ever thought
00:06:37it's everything
00:06:39and we gotta do something
00:06:41we gotta
00:06:41anything
00:06:41we gotta fix it
00:06:43i don't wanna lose you
00:06:47and i don't wanna lose the kids
00:06:49i couldn't handle that
00:06:55you're not alone in this you know
00:07:14what do you mean
00:07:19remember the pancake house
00:07:28where we used to take the kids last summer
00:07:30the waiter there
00:07:32ryan
00:07:33sandy hair
00:07:35mid-twenties
00:07:36you had an affair with him
00:07:38no
00:07:39but i thought about it
00:07:43a lot
00:07:45whenever i made love with you
00:07:48i fantasized
00:07:50about him
00:07:51really
00:07:54both times
00:07:57it's not funny alan
00:07:59i know
00:08:02oh
00:08:04i know
00:08:06i started going for lunch alone there
00:08:09because i wanted them all to myself
00:08:11that's not the way it should be
00:08:14i don't want parts of my life that i can't share with you
00:08:18you think the car will be okay down here
00:08:30it will be fine don't worry
00:08:34we have not been down here in so long
00:08:38we got some time to kill before we pick up the kids from school i thought it'd be fun
00:08:54well we should find a thrift store and buy the kids from school i thought it would be fun
00:08:58what luck
00:08:59costumes
00:09:01yeah
00:09:02it's not exactly
00:09:03what i had in mind
00:09:06take a chance
00:09:07live dangerous
00:09:09honey
00:09:17so what
00:09:20she hasn't had two kids
00:09:21what do you suppose this is
00:09:28it's a super v19
00:09:32autoflagellator
00:09:33guaranteed to give you years and years of erotic pleasure
00:09:37thank you
00:09:44thank you
00:09:46thanks
00:09:48what'd you buy
00:09:49a swingers magazine
00:09:53are you kidding
00:09:54what they're all normal people
00:09:55they're non-pros
00:09:56they're like us
00:09:57oh can you imagine soliciting total strangers
00:10:00you're right
00:10:02i'll take it back
00:10:03couldn't hurt to look
00:10:07come on
00:10:12daniel
00:10:13come on
00:10:14you know that thing we were talking about before you did hide it
00:10:17i did
00:10:18don't worry
00:10:18is it my birthday present
00:10:19you know
00:10:20i wasn't serious
00:10:23i have to admit though
00:10:25it is an intriguing thought
00:10:27cause it's my birthday
00:10:28two weeks you know
00:10:29huh
00:10:30is that a fact
00:10:31huh
00:10:31completely forgot
00:10:32come on
00:10:39we're down to the tees
00:10:40we don't have a single prospect here
00:10:42keep going
00:10:43the travises
00:10:46bill's always undressing you mentally on tennis court
00:10:51i like them too much
00:10:54i don't want to risk their friendship
00:10:55what you want to do with people we hate
00:10:56how could i possibly face her at work the next day
00:11:00easy just say
00:11:01hi becky
00:11:02you were incredible last night
00:11:06keep going
00:11:09okay
00:11:10okay
00:11:10no
00:11:11oh
00:11:13the wakefields
00:11:16you're kidding
00:11:23that's everybody
00:11:24it's everybody
00:11:25i had the good sense to leave our family members
00:11:28and of course
00:11:28the bradleys with neil's winning personality
00:11:31well you two compete in enough areas enough already enough
00:11:35well that's it then
00:11:36we don't know a single person
00:11:39we can do it with
00:11:40and it's too scary
00:11:41calling on strangers
00:11:43well still
00:11:44it was fun fantasizing
00:11:47you know
00:11:50we could make up our own ad
00:11:53we'd be in total control
00:11:56we could get a p.o. box
00:11:58and we could screen all the mail
00:11:59you can't be serious
00:12:02i could be
00:12:03if you are
00:12:05no no we're not using a picture in this ad
00:12:20yeah but we'll need one eventually
00:12:22huh
00:12:27this one
00:12:29couldn't you at least find one without the kids
00:12:32we'll just cut them out
00:12:33just like that
00:12:36just like that
00:12:40okay
00:12:42how about this
00:12:43curious but yellow
00:12:45so are we
00:12:47happy but restless suburbanites
00:12:49suburbanites
00:12:50seek
00:12:50twin sparks to rekindle flame
00:12:53dirty minds
00:12:55meticulously clean bodies
00:12:57expect the same of you
00:12:58or no go
00:12:59what do you think
00:13:01they sound perfect
00:13:03they sound perfect
00:13:08it's just like
00:13:16we have to on
00:13:18but leave
00:13:18you
00:13:19think
00:13:19just like
00:13:20thinking
00:13:21about yourself
00:13:24even knowing what you think
00:13:25that is
00:13:25like
00:13:26why hate
00:13:32Can you check on the kids?
00:13:39They're fine. Still doing homework.
00:13:42Anything interesting yet?
00:13:45These are the rejects.
00:13:48What is this?
00:13:50This is my rubber butt plug.
00:13:54That killed it for me, too.
00:13:57What about these two? They're gorgeous.
00:13:59They are.
00:14:00They're both men.
00:14:03Jesus.
00:14:04Oh, this is cute.
00:14:09Sorry about the out-of-season greetings,
00:14:11but we're fresh out of centerfolds.
00:14:13You two sound just wonderful.
00:14:15Send us a picture, give us a call.
00:14:17Let's explore the possibilities, love, and kisses,
00:14:19Jack and Louise.
00:14:23Keep her.
00:14:30Oh, this is Alan.
00:14:43This is Alan.
00:14:44hi who's calling hi this is Alan this is Alan this is Jack this is Jack hi look I'm not sure
00:15:05if we're supposed to use last names whatever you feel comfortable with Al did you get the picture
00:15:13yes we did and to be perfectly honest I haven't seen Louise this excited in a
00:15:18long time it's a good thing I'm not the jealous type listen uh Wendy and I we've
00:15:24never done anything like this before I assume you have just a few times so would
00:15:31tomorrow night be okay for you tomorrow Neil Bradley's already made his
00:15:36presentation the client is looking at his watch talking to a client is that Paul McGrew no how
00:15:48do you ever find anything in this mess so who's Neil Bradley some prick I work with uh-huh and
00:15:58who's Paul McGrew what are you writing a book hey I'm sorry look I'm just trying to get to
00:16:03know you better he owns a large hotel chain I'm the sales manager for Western Division for a food
00:16:11service company really I'm in sales too high-end audio and video stuff and my wife does a little
00:16:17modeling really my wife works for a children's museum part-time and we have two kids great okay
00:16:28listen there's a place downtown called the zebra lounge let's meet there tomorrow night say eight
00:16:32o'clock no strings attached okay okay bye
00:16:36I've been down in such a dark place
00:16:47I've been a fool and a fool
00:16:51just to please everybody who
00:16:55I said that they love me and I
00:16:57smacked out the food that I was too afraid to swallow
00:17:01I've been locked up in this attic
00:17:03still this lover of a brain
00:17:06and I've tried so hard to get the beautiful sun to shine
00:17:13yes I've tried so hard to break the cycle of pain
00:17:16into it baby
00:17:19do I hate
00:17:22Ellen, Wendy
00:17:23Hi
00:17:24I'm Jack
00:17:25This is my wife Louise, the most beautiful woman in the world
00:17:28Hello
00:17:29Oh, hi
00:17:31Make yourselves comfortable and Jack will order some drinks
00:17:34Tina, Louise and I will have the usual and for you
00:17:40A white label, please
00:17:42Let me guess
00:17:43On the rocks
00:17:44Yes
00:17:45The same
00:17:48Thank you
00:17:49I'm so glad you guys decided to get together with us
00:17:53We haven't decided, um, anything yet
00:17:58You know, your ad was the first one that we'd answered in several months
00:18:02I guess
00:18:04Well, I guess Louise and I are getting a little more discriminating
00:18:08I suppose we should be flattered
00:18:10I don't know
00:18:12Figured I'd put that out there
00:18:13Might be a bit more comforting
00:18:15It's lucky you found us first
00:18:17We are your first, right?
00:18:21Oh, yes
00:18:21Yeah, most definitely
00:18:24You know what I've learned from Louise?
00:18:28You just relax and let yourself go
00:18:31You can really have a lot of fun
00:18:33It's just that we've never done anything like this before
00:18:38Nothing's going to happen that you don't want to
00:18:40Oh
00:18:42Thank you
00:18:46You're welcome
00:18:46Okay
00:18:48A toast
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00:19:27crazy i think they're pretty normal considering do you like him i don't know i mean he's charming
00:19:36kind of intriguing excuse me how do you feel about her she's nice attractive
00:19:46very sexy yeah she's very sexy i like his eyes
00:19:50well it was nice meeting you two we're gonna pass oh i'm so disappointed
00:19:59no that's okay if that's your choice but we were having such a nice talk would you just
00:20:04please come finish your drinks sure
00:20:11you know baby i wish it would have been that easy for us to fix our little flame problem
00:20:16you're not having affairs yet are you no no not quite no it's problems like that in a marriage
00:20:24that are difficult to solve have you guys read any self-help books or done any counseling we
00:20:31haven't had much luck with them look we really appreciate your concern but well i don't know
00:20:37we're just not ready for this you know alan
00:20:44sometimes it's not such a good idea to wait until you feel like you're ready
00:20:50i know for louise and i well it felt like we were running out of time
00:20:54you know um if we were to do this how's it gonna work how would it work hypothetically of course our
00:21:15house is out of the question with the kids and all ours too we have painters coming in why don't you
00:21:20guys leave it up to us hypothetically
00:21:36yeah uh how does this sound whatever we do we do it together when one of us wants to stop we both
00:21:43stop no questions asked and we'll never do anything that might hurt the kids couldn't have put it
00:21:49better myself you want me to sign it now your word's good enough for me
00:21:57look if this doesn't feel right we'll just cut it short and come home
00:22:15right
00:22:27do you think we're dressed right i don't know never dressed for an orangey before
00:22:33wow mom you look beautiful thank you you too daddy and thanks works for them okay listen you guys i
00:22:41want you to do everything nancy asks you to do okay i promise there'll be something in it for you
00:22:45wow wow that's the biggest car i've ever seen hi who are those people they're some friends
00:22:57come on hurry up before they bring out the whole neighborhood see ya bye mommy bye daddy bye
00:23:02wow glass of champagne to the first person who can guess what louise is doing to me right now
00:23:13kidding didn't think you go to such an expense no trouble at all a friend of mine owns the car
00:23:19so how's the painting going what's that you said you're getting your house painted oh no we just
00:23:30say that jack and i like to keep our home private oh no we should be part of that
00:23:35well you guys aren't in a hurry to get home are you our sir can stay the night if we ask her to
00:23:42good perfect
00:23:44so al is it right if i call you al excuse me forget it um would you like to trade seats with me
00:23:55because although louise and i don't look like it we're sitting over here feeling a little bit like
00:24:03a senate subcommittee know what i mean sure great yeah okay so how do we look
00:24:14fabulous i would say you're the second sexiest couple in the car
00:24:20you look like you had a tough day at the office
00:24:24actually i did alan's up for a vice presidency and he's got some pretty tough competition
00:24:30ah yes neil bradley little prick
00:24:36a little tense
00:24:44you don't like champagne
00:24:52no it's the bubbles honey
00:24:56yes can we get wendy some white label sure here
00:25:00let me
00:25:00yeah dilemma
00:25:05here i'll take this thank you
00:25:10a toast let's have some fun
00:25:13have fun
00:25:26Oh, my God.
00:25:56Come, let me show you the view.
00:26:26Don't worry.
00:26:32She's in good hands.
00:26:33Don't worry.
00:27:03Don't worry.
00:27:33Don't worry.
00:28:03Don't worry.
00:28:33Don't worry.
00:28:35Don't worry.
00:28:39Hey, what did we get him?
00:28:49Hey, no, no, no, it's already went.
00:28:50It's half a lap.
00:28:52I can't move.
00:28:53Great.
00:28:55Hi, you have reached the barnet.
00:28:57Please leave a message after the beep.
00:29:00Hey, it's Jack here.
00:29:03Where have you two been hiding?
00:29:05Louise and I would love to see you two again.
00:29:08I didn't even turn your last call.
00:29:10I never got around to it.
00:29:12Well, honey, you're not trying to string him along, are you?
00:29:15No, I'm just not comfortable with discussing, that's all.
00:29:20Tell them that we had a really good time
00:29:22and we appreciate their concern, but we don't need them anymore.
00:29:26They take it too personally.
00:29:29Yes.
00:29:30Well, then just tell them that it doesn't fit into our lifestyle.
00:29:33I'm sure they can understand that.
00:29:36Okay, I can do that.
00:29:37I'll call them.
00:29:38Good.
00:29:38Good.
00:29:39Good.
00:29:40Yes.
00:29:44What?
00:29:45They were incredible, though, weren't they?
00:29:47Yeah, they were.
00:29:49It's our way.
00:29:49Okay.
00:29:50Two, three, four.
00:30:05Are you about finished with that thing?
00:30:20The ice cream's melting.
00:30:22How come you scooped it out so soon?
00:30:23Wendy asked me to.
00:30:25Here, Mom, let's cut this cake.
00:30:26All right.
00:30:26Hello?
00:30:27Hello?
00:30:28Hey, everybody.
00:30:29Sorry we're late.
00:30:30Oh, what a great place to have a party.
00:30:36Jack, Louise.
00:30:37Hey, everybody.
00:30:38This is Jack and Louise.
00:30:40Hi.
00:30:41Friends.
00:30:42And this is, uh, Bunny's mom.
00:30:44Oh.
00:30:47Hey, Jack.
00:30:48Cannon.
00:30:48Nice to meet you.
00:30:49And this must be the birthday boy.
00:30:52Oh.
00:30:53Is it for me?
00:30:55No, it's for me.
00:31:00Happy birthday, Daniel.
00:31:02For Aunt Louise and Uncle Jack.
00:31:05Bunny, you have fun with us.
00:31:07Are you saying they're aunt and uncle?
00:31:08Honey, they're just trying to be friendly.
00:31:10Be polite, okay?
00:31:10So is anybody going to give us some cake?
00:31:13Of course, yes.
00:31:14Have some cake.
00:31:15You give us some other piece?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:18Thanks.
00:31:19I'm going to need pork.
00:31:22Maybe a napkin.
00:31:23Oh, would you like to have some?
00:31:26We'll get her, Ellen.
00:31:27Okay.
00:31:28I got it.
00:31:29Thanks, Belle.
00:31:30Who wants to see Uncle Jack juggle?
00:31:32Me!
00:31:33Check it out.
00:31:34I'm Uncle Jack!
00:31:35You're doing great, honey.
00:31:37Thank you, baby.
00:31:38You know, Ellen, if I hadn't called your secretary,
00:31:40I never would have known about this party.
00:31:43Huh?
00:31:46Ta-da!
00:31:47Everybody loves Jack.
00:31:53Why don't you find him attractive?
00:31:54Because I find your husband, Ken, very good-looking.
00:32:00Rachel, Rachel.
00:32:02Ken?
00:32:03Get the kids.
00:32:04It's time to go.
00:32:05One hand.
00:32:07Huh?
00:32:08Sorry.
00:32:09Maybe I can try behind the back.
00:32:10Ready?
00:32:11Ta-da!
00:32:11I could kill your secretary.
00:32:18Well, you were the one that asked her to give out the directions.
00:32:21Yes, to invited guests.
00:32:23And what was she supposed to do?
00:32:24Interrogate every caller?
00:32:26I got a present, too, from Aunt Louise.
00:32:29It's my own birthday present.
00:32:30A bracelet?
00:32:36It's nice, honey.
00:32:40It's really nice.
00:32:46Yeah, I know.
00:32:49I'll call you on Tuesday.
00:32:51Yeah.
00:32:54Congratulations.
00:32:57What for?
00:32:57We're finally getting our shots with Paul McGrew.
00:33:00No kidding.
00:33:02All my faxes and nuisance calls must have paid off.
00:33:05Apparently so.
00:33:06His office called.
00:33:07He wants to play tennis this afternoon.
00:33:08We've got a court for one o'clock.
00:33:10Oh, yes!
00:33:11Alan, this is our big chance.
00:33:18When he gets here, you introduce us.
00:33:20I'll take it from there.
00:33:21That's going to be a little hard.
00:33:22I don't even know what he looks like.
00:33:24I've never met him before.
00:33:25Well, that must be him right there.
00:33:28Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:33:30No.
00:33:31Alan, good to see you.
00:33:32And you must be the big boss.
00:33:37But you said you didn't know what he looks like.
00:33:38I don't know what he looks like.
00:33:39That's somebody else.
00:33:41Friend, sort of.
00:33:43Hey, fellas.
00:33:45I'm Jack Bauer.
00:33:46Got him first.
00:33:47Great to see you, Adam.
00:33:48Hey, Alan.
00:33:49Hey, Jack.
00:33:49Oh, yeah.
00:33:49I think our fourth's running a little late.
00:33:51Excuse me?
00:33:51Paul McGrew.
00:33:53It's why you're here, isn't it?
00:33:54Um, yes, but...
00:33:55Jack!
00:33:56Buddy!
00:33:56I love this guy.
00:33:57Hey.
00:33:58Hey, Paul.
00:33:58How are you?
00:33:59Good to see you.
00:33:59Hi, Paul McGrew.
00:34:00Adam Frazier.
00:34:01Hi, Adam.
00:34:01Alan Barnett.
00:34:02Oh, and finally.
00:34:03Yeah.
00:34:03Jack here tells me you're gonna make me an offer I can't refuse.
00:34:06We're sure gonna try.
00:34:07Well, if it's anywhere near as good as a deal he cut for me, we're gonna be in business.
00:34:11Let's get to it.
00:34:13So, Paul's company commissioned my company to do his whole chain.
00:34:20Monitors, speakers, everything.
00:34:23Big screen TVs, wireless speakers, and all the bars.
00:34:27It is going to be sensational.
00:34:29All right, now, don't hurt him, Alan.
00:34:33It's your next time, Bauer.
00:34:40Anytime, Paul.
00:34:42Thanks.
00:34:42Good game.
00:34:43Take it easy, Paul.
00:34:44See you at the office.
00:34:46And I enjoyed it.
00:34:47I gotta do that more.
00:34:49He likes you already, I can tell.
00:34:52How did you do this?
00:34:53It was easy.
00:34:55Just closed him with a great deal.
00:34:59Just like that?
00:35:00Oh.
00:35:01It's all in the technique.
00:35:02FBQS.
00:35:06What?
00:35:08Friendly.
00:35:09Persistent.
00:35:10Questioning.
00:35:12Stare.
00:35:13You know when you get to that critical moment in a transaction.
00:35:17Right.
00:35:17This is what I do.
00:35:18Is that good or what?
00:35:30You didn't tell him about us.
00:35:33Of course not.
00:35:34This is business, buddy.
00:35:36Come on, let's butt.
00:35:37Let's butt.
00:35:37Jack could sell circles around me.
00:35:52Well, what did he do it for?
00:35:53A commission?
00:35:56A finder's fee?
00:35:58To get what he wants.
00:36:00Which is...
00:36:01Us.
00:36:05Us.
00:36:08Alan, I thought we said we wouldn't do that anymore.
00:36:11I know.
00:36:14But it was a huge favor he did.
00:36:17I mean...
00:36:18I may get the promotion.
00:36:20Could be a big bonus.
00:36:23Seems rude not to...
00:36:24That's ridiculous.
00:36:31I'm sorry.
00:36:32Forget it.
00:36:34Forget it.
00:36:35Okay, but is that...
00:36:36I mean, is that what you want?
00:36:40Do you want to do it again?
00:36:44Do you?
00:36:48You want her again, don't you?
00:36:49Yeah.
00:36:54You still have a great ass, you know.
00:36:56Why, thank you.
00:36:58You have a great ass, too.
00:37:00I could get jealous tonight.
00:37:04I'm hoping you do.
00:37:07Really?
00:37:08Well, two can play that game.
00:37:10Give us a kiss.
00:37:19Hello, Barnett.
00:37:20We missed you.
00:37:26We've been looking forward to this.
00:37:31You look amazing.
00:37:34I got my hair done.
00:37:36Hi.
00:37:37Hello.
00:37:39You're looking pretty smooth yourself there, Alan.
00:37:41Why, thank you.
00:37:42I actually shaved.
00:37:44What do you think?
00:37:45This is awesome.
00:37:47Should have worn a toga.
00:37:49You won't be needing one.
00:37:50Come on.
00:37:58I thought we'd try something a little different tonight.
00:38:01You guys ever done ecstasy?
00:38:03I took a quaalude once in college.
00:38:06Oh, they've made some amazing advances on the recreational drug front.
00:38:12I'm up for it.
00:38:21I'm up for it.
00:38:28Pretty cool.
00:38:29It looks nice.
00:38:30You've never done this.
00:38:39You've never done this?
00:38:39I thought we might be.
00:38:40I'm up for it.
00:38:42You're black.
00:38:43I'm up for it.
00:38:44I'm up for it.
00:38:47You're black.
00:38:47You're black.
00:38:48All right.
00:38:48I've done it.
00:38:49You're black.
00:38:50All right.
00:38:50You're black.
00:38:51You're black.
00:38:53You're white.
00:38:54You're black.
00:38:55You're black.
00:38:56You're black.
00:38:56I'm into aüyorumмы.
00:38:58To good friends.
00:39:25To good business.
00:39:28Have you ever been with a woman before?
00:39:46Have you ever been with a woman before?
00:40:16Why don't you ever help me?
00:40:22About last night.
00:40:23Let's not talk about it, okay?
00:40:25It's open.
00:40:25I'm gonna get the kids.
00:40:33So are you ready to face the food, smart guys?
00:40:35I wouldn't worry about me, Alan.
00:40:37You know, it was supposed to be my account.
00:40:40Frazier must really want it, sending the both of us.
00:40:42If Adam really wanted it, he'd have sent just me.
00:40:45Hey, guys.
00:40:48Neil Bradley, right?
00:40:49Yeah.
00:40:50Great suit.
00:40:51Jack Bauer.
00:40:51How are you?
00:40:52Hi.
00:40:53Alan's told me all about you.
00:40:56See you at the meeting, Neil.
00:40:58Right.
00:40:58You take care now.
00:41:03You don't call anymore?
00:41:05Why, is that why you came?
00:41:06Yeah.
00:41:09I've been kind of swamped at work.
00:41:11Oh.
00:41:12Well, listen, buddy.
00:41:14Louie just really misses you.
00:41:17You know what I'm saying?
00:41:18You have to be busy, I understand.
00:41:20Can't make it tonight?
00:41:21Let's try for tomorrow night.
00:41:22Sir.
00:41:23Brooke's recital tomorrow.
00:41:26I'll check my calendar.
00:41:29If I didn't know any better, I'd think you're trying to avoid us!
00:41:32Okay.
00:41:38Okay.
00:41:40Next week, how about a show, dinner, whatever you want.
00:41:44Great.
00:41:45See how easy that was.
00:41:48Call me.
00:41:49Promise?
00:41:51I promise.
00:41:53See you soon.
00:41:59Well, thank you very much for your presentation.
00:42:02We've obviously put a lot of work into it.
00:42:05We'll think about it and get back to you.
00:42:10Okay.
00:42:11Hank, with all due respect, there is nothing to think about.
00:42:16The fact is, we all know there isn't anyone else in this industry who can match our quality,
00:42:20service, or price.
00:42:25So, what do you say?
00:42:32Whoo, what a day.
00:42:35Get promoted in the morning, close a deal the same night.
00:42:38Promoted?
00:42:39What the hell are you talking about?
00:42:40Didn't Adam tell you?
00:42:41He picked me.
00:42:42No, he didn't tell me.
00:42:43Well, you know, he probably didn't want you to get bent out of shape and fuck up this deal.
00:42:46Fuck it up?
00:42:47I closed it, you piece of shit.
00:42:52Yeah.
00:42:54We'll bring it up in your review.
00:43:00See you tomorrow, pal.
00:43:00You coming?
00:43:17No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:47No way.
00:44:03Louise, I can't do this.
00:44:04Wendy and I, we're not...
00:44:05You'll never have this with your wife.
00:44:12Take it home, take it home, take it home, take it home.
00:44:15The bedroom, and Daddy had to work late.
00:44:21Where have you been?
00:44:24Who are you talking to?
00:44:25Grandma.
00:44:26Mom's in a bad mood.
00:44:28Like, what else is new?
00:44:33Hey, Margaret.
00:44:37Yeah, I just walked in.
00:44:38Look, whatever she's upset about, I'll take care of.
00:44:41Yeah.
00:44:44Okay, don't worry about it.
00:44:46I'll call you.
00:44:50We're not the right kind of people, Ellen.
00:44:53Whatever made us think we could do this?
00:44:55I mean, we've made some mistakes, but they're in the past.
00:44:58It's behind us.
00:44:59It's done.
00:45:01Everything is okay, really.
00:45:02It's going to be okay, really.
00:45:08What happened to your lap?
00:45:11I banged it.
00:45:13Getting in the car.
00:45:14It's nothing.
00:45:16Promise me that we'll never see them again.
00:45:19I promise.
00:45:26I swear to God.
00:45:29I swear to God.
00:45:33Are you wearing a new cologne?
00:45:37No.
00:45:38No, it must be that soap.
00:45:40I mean, you're right.
00:45:42You're right.
00:45:43You know, we ought to get things back on track.
00:45:45What do you want to do?
00:45:49Just something normal.
00:46:03Can I answer the phone?
00:46:10Hello?
00:46:13Oh, my God.
00:46:15The meeting broke up around 10, 15.
00:46:18Last time I saw Neil, who was in the lobby,
00:46:20and he was heading for the elevator.
00:46:21Then you didn't leave together?
00:46:23No.
00:46:24I went to the men's room.
00:46:27We'd take separate cars.
00:46:31So, was it a mugging?
00:46:32What happened?
00:46:34He was beaten to death.
00:46:35They think a pipe or a lug wrench or something.
00:46:38Jesus.
00:46:41After you left the men's room, what did you do?
00:46:45I went to the parking garage.
00:46:49Got in my car.
00:46:51Did you notice anything unusual in the garage?
00:46:54No.
00:46:54Just got in my car and left.
00:46:57Parking attendance records show that you left the garage at 10.44.
00:47:01Wait a minute.
00:47:02Is Alan a suspect here?
00:47:03Honey.
00:47:03Some of the night staff said that you and Mr. Bradley had an argument in the lobby door at 10.20.
00:47:09Well, it wasn't really an argument.
00:47:11We were discussing a business deal.
00:47:13I'm just trying to establish a timeline.
00:47:16Detective, if you think Alan had anything to do with this,
00:47:18he is the straightest, most law-abiding citizen in the world.
00:47:23As of now, we don't have any suspects.
00:47:29So, are we through?
00:47:32Sure.
00:47:34I know where I can find you.
00:47:35Sorry to bother you both so late.
00:47:38Oh, what happened to your lip?
00:47:40Oh, I banged it on the car door.
00:47:43Not real clots sometimes.
00:47:44I'm still hungry.
00:47:56I know.
00:47:56Let's make some cookies.
00:47:58We haven't done that in a long time.
00:47:59Chocolate chip!
00:48:00Peanut butter!
00:48:01I like peanut butter!
00:48:02What do you think, Dad?
00:48:04Huh?
00:48:04Oh, I'm sorry.
00:48:06Whatever.
00:48:12Uncle Jack!
00:48:13We just had pizza!
00:48:15Hey, right on, Bella!
00:48:17Where's Aunt Louise?
00:48:18She's at home, but she told me to give you a big hug.
00:48:21Now, you guys run in there and see.
00:48:23I brought you a big surprise.
00:48:24Oh, boy!
00:48:28Went for pizza, huh?
00:48:29Yeah.
00:48:30How'd you get in?
00:48:32Oh.
00:48:33Everybody always leaves a key right under their potted plant.
00:48:37Mom!
00:48:38Dad!
00:48:38Come see what Uncle Jack bought us!
00:48:43Wow!
00:48:44They're almost life-sized!
00:48:46This is awesome!
00:48:49We asked for one of these for Christmas the last two years.
00:48:52But Mom and Dad said we couldn't afford it.
00:48:55Thanks, Uncle Jack!
00:48:57He's not your Uncle Dan.
00:48:59Why don't you take your brother outside?
00:49:01Oh, do we have to?
00:49:02Just go.
00:49:04People make their way to shore and share their bounty with hungry offspring.
00:49:09One should never approach these huge creatures.
00:49:12I hope you like where I put it.
00:49:13I went through the whole house, and this seemed like the best spot.
00:49:16Coming to you right to the point.
00:49:17You can't accept the TV.
00:49:21You have to take it back.
00:49:22And we really resent you breaking into our house.
00:49:28Can you get out of my chair, please?
00:49:31I don't understand.
00:49:34I was just trying to surprise you guys.
00:49:36Alan and I don't want to see you or Louise anymore.
00:49:39It's not right for us.
00:49:40And frankly, we wish we'd never gotten into it.
00:49:43Well, it's too bad.
00:49:45Louise and I always saw this as a long-term relationship.
00:49:48Well, it's not going to work out.
00:49:50Well, hang on, guys.
00:49:52I mean, what happened here?
00:49:53It's just a TV.
00:49:55Listen.
00:49:57Louise and I have been playing the field for a long time.
00:49:59We've had a lot of fun, but that's not so safe to do anymore.
00:50:02I mean, we had always hoped that we would meet a nice couple
00:50:06so that we could all just settle down.
00:50:09Jack.
00:50:09You guys got to realize we are totally committed to you.
00:50:12We're not interested.
00:50:14You got to find somebody else.
00:50:16So, in the meantime, get your TV, take it out of here,
00:50:21and then we can all go on with our lives.
00:50:24You make it all sound so simple, Al.
00:50:27It is, Jack.
00:50:28No, it's not, Wendy.
00:50:30You see, underneath it all,
00:50:34Louise and I, we want the same things that you guys do.
00:50:37Nice house, family, friends.
00:50:41You've really opened our eyes.
00:50:42Jack, I'm sorry, but this, this is not our problem.
00:50:53I was really looking forward to spending some more time with you
00:50:55since you got the promotion.
00:50:57You got that promotion?
00:50:58Yeah, I, uh, I was next in line.
00:51:01He deserved it.
00:51:02Too bad what happened to Neil.
00:51:13I think it's time you go.
00:51:16Yeah.
00:51:22You're probably right.
00:51:29You bastard!
00:51:32Turn it off.
00:51:33It's a gift.
00:51:34For your eyes only.
00:51:35I'm not going to show anyone else.
00:51:37You won't believe this.
00:51:38We got to...
00:51:38Give me the control.
00:51:39Quick, yeah, see what we got!
00:52:00Come on, guys.
00:52:06Let's go outside.
00:52:28You think Jack killed Neil, don't you?
00:52:31No.
00:52:36I don't know.
00:52:41What do you think?
00:52:46I think we don't know a damn thing about either one of them.
00:53:06Adam, I've been thinking about this vice presidency, and it doesn't feel right.
00:53:22Alan, just relax.
00:53:23You've earned it.
00:53:24Now, we all feel bad about Neil, but what happened to him wasn't your fault.
00:53:27Every dog has his day.
00:53:29This is yours.
00:53:29Jack!
00:53:30Hey.
00:53:30How are you?
00:53:31Good, Adam.
00:53:31Nice to see you.
00:53:33Congratulations on the promotion, Alan.
00:53:35What are you doing here?
00:53:36I was just going to tell you about this.
00:53:38Jack is outfitting us with a closed-circuit video surveillance system.
00:53:41Offices, warehouses, parking lots.
00:53:44He's going to make sure that our employees are safe from now on.
00:53:47Because there's nothing more important than safe employees.
00:53:49That's right.
00:53:50I'll get those figures from you later, Jack.
00:53:51You take care now.
00:53:52Well, everything's falling right into place.
00:54:00I've got work to do.
00:54:05Alan.
00:54:12You know how much we love you guys, right?
00:54:15Do me a favor.
00:54:17Tell Wendy to call off the investigation.
00:54:19What the hell are you talking about?
00:54:24Call her.
00:54:26Ask her what she's been doing all day.
00:54:31Fuck.
00:54:31Bernard.
00:54:33I'm sorry.
00:54:34I'm sorry.
00:54:35That detective called.
00:54:37He wants to talk to you again.
00:54:40This guy at the bar said that Jack put a man's head through a window and Louise just laughed.
00:55:06People have fights in bars.
00:55:07The guy was Louise's first husband.
00:55:12I found out at the library that he was killed in a skiing accident a month later.
00:55:19So?
00:55:21There were no witnesses.
00:55:27That was a really dumb thing going down to that bar or by yourself.
00:55:31Well, too bad.
00:55:32The point is, I think we have to tell the police.
00:55:35What?
00:55:35Tell them what?
00:55:36The couple that we've been swinging with aren't the upright citizens that we thought they were
00:55:40because if we tell the police, everything's going to come out.
00:55:43All there is to do is to put as much distance between us and them as possible.
00:55:54Did you see me?
00:55:55Did you see what I did?
00:55:57I'm sorry, champ.
00:55:58What happened?
00:55:59I just scored the winning goal.
00:56:01Oh, God.
00:56:02Excuse me.
00:56:04Daniel?
00:56:04Daniel?
00:56:11Oh, God.
00:56:14Got it.
00:56:15You covered that with the light.
00:56:19Oh.
00:56:25Oh.
00:56:25Oh.
00:56:26Oh.
00:56:26Oh.
00:56:26Oh.
00:56:27Oh.
00:56:27Oh.
00:56:27Oh.
00:56:28Oh.
00:56:29Oh.
00:56:29Oh.
00:56:30Oh.
00:56:30What aота.
00:56:31Oh.
00:56:31Oh.
00:56:31Oh.
00:56:31Oh.
00:56:31Oh.
00:56:32Oh.
00:56:32Oh.
00:56:33Oh.
00:56:33Oh.
00:56:34Oh, no, no, no.
00:56:36Okay.
00:56:50Hello?
00:56:54Bottle of brandy for the new neighbors?
00:56:59Hi, neighbors.
00:57:01No, you're not.
00:57:02I love the suburbs.
00:57:03Look, who's here?
00:57:05Great.
00:57:06Oh, hi.
00:57:08So, what do you think?
00:57:09Okay, you've made your point.
00:57:13This isn't gonna change anything,
00:57:16because we're not like you,
00:57:18and we never will be.
00:57:21What has happened to you two?
00:57:23I mean, didn't we make your lives more exciting?
00:57:25Isn't that what you wanted?
00:57:26I mean, all we wanted to do was be close to you.
00:57:30Just stay away from us.
00:57:32You better straighten her out, Alan.
00:57:34Everything's fine over here.
00:57:37This doesn't need to be complicated!
00:57:39I spoke to a couple of agents today.
00:57:53The real estate market's still in the dumper.
00:57:55Here you go, man.
00:57:56Our house is upside down.
00:57:57What's that supposed to mean?
00:57:58It means that we...
00:58:01It means that we owe more money on our loan than the house is worth.
00:58:10You still want to sell?
00:58:11Of course.
00:58:12What do you think?
00:58:12I don't understand why you want to sell this house.
00:58:18It's an awful thing to do to the kids.
00:58:21Let them change schools, leave their friends.
00:58:24There are other factors involved, Mother.
00:58:27Is there something wrong between you and Alan?
00:58:29No.
00:58:30I mean, no.
00:58:31Why would you ask such a thing?
00:58:34Well, it's just that...
00:58:37Brooke asked me today if anything happened to you or her father,
00:58:54could she and Daniel come and live with me?
00:58:56Now, why would she say a thing like that?
00:58:58I don't know, Mother.
00:58:59She's a kid.
00:59:00They say strange things.
00:59:01Well, isn't that the fellow that came to Daniel's birthday party?
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:11Yeah.
00:59:12A strange couple.
00:59:14Yes.
00:59:15And another.
00:59:16I didn't know they were your neighbors.
00:59:19Do we have dessert in front of the TV?
00:59:21Too bad we can't watch it on our big screen.
00:59:24You have a big screen TV?
00:59:26We used to have one.
00:59:28But Mom broke it.
00:59:31Oh, too bad, huh?
00:59:33Who wants ice cream with their pie?
00:59:34Me!
00:59:34I want to hear more about this television.
00:59:36It was a present from Uncle Jack and Aunt Louise.
00:59:39Hello?
00:59:39Mom smashed it on purpose.
00:59:43Yeah, just a second.
00:59:44It's for you, Dad!
00:59:45It's a detective!
00:59:47Oh, boy.
00:59:48Let's have our pie in the other room.
00:59:49What?
00:59:49Hello?
00:59:51Uh, no.
00:59:53Look, I've already told you everything I know.
00:59:56No, I'm with my family.
00:59:58No, Monday I can.
01:00:00I've got meetings all day.
01:00:02Tuesday?
01:00:0610 a.m.
01:00:08Sure.
01:00:10Okay.
01:00:10Okay.
01:00:10Okay.
01:00:10All right.
01:00:22Hi. How was your day?
01:00:45I couldn't get anything done.
01:00:47I can't stop thinking about this meeting with that cop tomorrow.
01:00:49Well, you're just going to tell him the same thing you told him before, right?
01:00:53Where you were that night and what you did?
01:00:55How complicated could that be?
01:00:58Daddy!
01:00:59Hey, Sam.
01:01:02How was your day?
01:01:04Okay.
01:01:05Where's your sister?
01:01:06She's still at Scout's.
01:01:09No, she isn't.
01:01:11She went next door.
01:01:13To the Newman's?
01:01:15No, to Uncle Jack and Aunt Louisa's.
01:01:20Brooke, where are you?
01:01:22We're playing dress-up.
01:01:23How do I look?
01:01:24How dare you do this to my child?
01:01:26Just pretend, Mom.
01:01:28Wendy, come on.
01:01:30Go straight home.
01:01:30We're calling the police.
01:01:31I'm going to talk to you when you get there.
01:01:32What are you talking about?
01:01:33She came here on her own.
01:01:34She's 11 years old, you sick fuck.
01:01:36You better not have touched her.
01:01:37Take it easy, Alan.
01:01:39It was an innocent little game.
01:01:41As if you're innocent of anything.
01:01:42To people like you, being innocent means you just didn't get caught.
01:01:45You mean people like us.
01:01:46And we know about your first husband's accident, too.
01:01:48But what about Neil?
01:01:52Oh.
01:01:53Well, I like this game.
01:01:56Go ahead.
01:01:58Call the cops.
01:02:00But you might want to consider what some people might think of some dirty little facts about you, too.
01:02:05Like your mother, Wendy.
01:02:08Or Adam Fraser and the boys at work, Alan.
01:02:12Or how about the parents of all those little kiddies that come through Wendy's museum?
01:02:17And you know who'd really like to see that tape?
01:02:20Child Protective Services.
01:02:23Absolutely.
01:02:24They'd have your kids out of here so quick, it'd look like a fucking alien abduction.
01:02:27You two are repulsive.
01:02:32You didn't find me repulsive the other night at your offices.
01:02:36What?
01:02:37That's right, Wendy.
01:02:38You see your husband here.
01:02:40He fucked me.
01:02:43And he fucked me in an elevator.
01:02:47And he fucked me better than he's ever fucked you.
01:02:53We understand each other?
01:02:54Yeah.
01:02:57Look, it was stupid and spurred of the moment.
01:03:06I didn't think.
01:03:07In the elevator, for Christ's sake.
01:03:09But, Wendy, I'm sorry.
01:03:11I'll do whatever you want.
01:03:12You broke the rules.
01:03:13There are no rules in something like this.
01:03:15It was a big mistake.
01:03:17A mistake that never would have occurred to me.
01:03:18I was raised Catholic, for Christ's sake.
01:03:20You were in this every step of the way, and you know it.
01:03:23Not every step.
01:03:23And now they have their hooks in our kids.
01:03:25I'm calling the police.
01:03:26You're not going to call it.
01:03:27Stop it!
01:03:34Wait.
01:03:38I don't know how I'm going to tell my mother.
01:03:45I might be able to get a job in Cleveland.
01:03:48Of course, I won't have a reference.
01:03:49You make your plans.
01:03:50You make your plans.
01:03:51Just don't include me in the kids.
01:04:22Did you hear that?
01:04:30Shit.
01:04:52Did you hear that?
01:05:22Hey, buddy.
01:05:28Borrowed your lug wrench a couple of weeks ago.
01:05:30I thought I'd get you another one.
01:05:34Took my lug wrench?
01:05:40With my fingerprints on it.
01:05:41Don't worry, it's in a safe place.
01:05:51See you, Alan.
01:05:53By the way, do you really think we'd let the two of you leave?
01:06:03Bye-bye.
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01:08:32one day you'll have a family of your own and you'll find out how hard it is to try to do everything
01:08:41right all the time try to be everything for everybody but it is not possible we make mistakes
01:08:54but i promise you that things are gonna change i'm gonna do better okay
01:09:02i love you
01:09:09a pretty girl
01:09:18do you think they're suspicious maybe the thing to remember is jack can't think past his dick
01:09:25so if we keep their minds focused on sex we should be okay
01:09:32hey look it's brook's retainer
01:09:46hey guys what a really nice place love the boots wendy
01:10:03scotch no thank you you sure it's your favorite i'm fine really thanks
01:10:09yes
01:10:19Come here.
01:10:37Why don't we go upstairs and go exploring?
01:10:40That is a great idea.
01:10:43That way, Wendy and I can stay right here and snuggle.
01:10:49I tell you what, why don't the two of you go upstairs and Wendy and I will meet you up there soon.
01:11:04You know, you guys are acting a little weird.
01:11:10Are you sure that you're not still holding a grudge?
01:11:13No.
01:11:14No? Can't we just talk?
01:11:19And why rush it?
01:11:21Let's enjoy it.
01:11:28Baby?
01:11:33I'm starting to get a really bad feeling about all of this.
01:11:37Really?
01:11:37Why don't you feel these?
01:11:50Well, I'm glad we could all be friends again.
01:11:52Wendy, honey, I'm so sorry.
01:12:11I never meant it to go that far.
01:12:12If I could have thought of a way to stop it, I would have.
01:12:15Just get in there and get it over with while they're so asleep.
01:12:20Just get in there and get it over with while they're so asleep.
01:12:20I don't know.
01:12:22I won't look.
01:12:24I won't seem like so.
01:12:29I'm glad we could have YouTube.
01:12:43You think that's gonna make your problems go away?
01:13:13I wish you had the nerve to pull that trigger, and then I'd die respecting you.
01:13:39Go to bed, Alan.
01:14:09Come on.
01:14:11Come on.
01:14:25Come on, you piece of shit!
01:14:40Perfect!
01:14:41Now what?
01:14:49Our car broke down once in Yellowstone.
01:14:52You know what we did?
01:14:54Let me guess.
01:14:56You fucked.
01:14:57Right there in the middle of the park.
01:15:00It seemed like the only thing to do.
01:15:02Well, what I've learned is if you find yourself in a situation that's beyond your control, the smartest thing you can do is relax and go along for the ride.
01:15:12And then there was that cute little park ranger that came out of nowhere.
01:15:16Oh, that's right!
01:15:17He was gonna sight us?
01:15:19Yeah.
01:15:20Baby, remember Santorini?
01:15:23You know all that beautiful black sand?
01:15:26Of course, you stole the show by going topless on the beach.
01:15:30Had all those creek boys about ready to snap it right there.
01:15:33How long till we reach the gas station?
01:15:35You know what?
01:15:36We should go there.
01:15:37We could bring the kids.
01:15:38That's a great idea.
01:15:40Of course, I can't wait to see that black sand all over Wendy's big, beautiful tents.
01:15:45Hello.
01:15:47Jack.
01:15:48Jack, you're on the road.
01:15:50It's okay.
01:15:51We're fine, guys.
01:15:52Please be quiet.
01:15:53I'm trying to concentrate.
01:15:54Jack, people walk.
01:15:55Please.
01:15:56Jack, slow down.
01:15:57Stop.
01:15:58Stop.
01:15:59Jack.
01:16:00Jack, look out!
01:16:01Look out!
01:16:31I don't know.
01:17:01I don't know.
01:17:31I don't know.
01:17:33We crashed.
01:17:35We fucking crashed!
01:17:39We crashed!
01:17:41What are you doing?
01:17:43I'm not crying!
01:17:45I'm not crying!
01:17:47I'm not crying!
01:17:49Oh, Lou.
01:17:51Louise?
01:17:53Louise?
01:17:55Baby?
01:17:57Louise?
01:17:59Louise?
01:18:01Lou?
01:18:03Louise?
01:18:05Louise?
01:18:07Louise?
01:18:09Louise?
01:18:11Oh, baby.
01:18:13Louise?
01:18:15Ellen!
01:18:16Ellen!
01:18:17Ellen!
01:18:23Ellen!
01:18:24Wendy!
01:18:25Come on, you guys!
01:18:27You gotta help us get out of here!
01:18:29Where are you guys?
01:18:30Fucking lay out!
01:18:31Ellen!
01:18:32I'm sick!
01:18:33Come back and get us out of here!
01:18:35You don't wanna get rid of me!
01:18:37You'll never get rid of me!
01:18:39Come on, guys!
01:18:40We're still a team, right?
01:18:41When this is all over...
01:18:43We gotta do it again!
01:18:45Holland!
01:18:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:18:47Ha, ha, ha!
01:18:48Ha, ha, ha!
01:18:49HELL-A!
01:18:50C'mon, guys!
01:18:51We're still a team, right?
01:18:52When this is all over...
01:18:54We gotta do it again!
01:18:56Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:18:58Ha, ha, ha!
01:18:59Ellen!
01:19:15How do you feel about getting the kids a puppy for Christmas?
01:19:36There's no way around it, really.
01:19:38I practically promised it to them.
01:19:43Oh, did I tell you that Dennis said Danny's going to need braces?
01:19:45Bills.
01:19:47Bills, bills, bills, bills.
01:19:50More bills.
01:19:52Want a back rub?
01:20:06Really?
01:20:09Sure.
01:20:13Where's the lotion?
01:20:15Where's the lotion?
01:20:17Get the ball!
01:20:18Get the ball!
01:20:19Get the ball!
01:20:20Get the ball!
01:20:21Get the ball!
01:20:22Get the ball!
01:20:23Get the ball!
01:20:24Get the ball!
01:20:25Get the ball!
01:20:26Get the ball!
01:20:27Get the ball!
01:20:28Get the ball!
01:20:29Get the ball!
01:20:30Get the ball!
01:20:31Get the ball!
01:20:32Get the ball!
01:20:34Get the ball!
01:20:35Get the ball!
01:20:36Get the ball!
01:20:37Get the ball!
01:20:41Get the ball!
01:20:42Get the ball!
01:20:43Get the ball!
01:20:44Get the ball!
01:20:45Good ball!
01:20:48Good job, Sandy!
01:20:50Go, go, go!
01:20:52Watch out, watch out!
01:20:54Woo!
01:20:56Yeah!
01:20:58Good boy!
01:21:00Woo-hoo!
01:21:02Woo-hoo!
01:21:04Good boy!
01:21:06Woo!
01:21:08Yeah!
01:21:10Woo-hoo!
01:21:12Woo!
01:21:14Woo!
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