Slingshot Masseur: Free Midnight Head Spa—One Tap to Deep Sleep

City mouse Hunt

Rain stops, slingshot loads—peanuts are my massage oils! Ten “clients” tonight: instant temple taps, deluxe neck rubs, then a free grill snack. Headshot ASMR, dark humor, cat cameos & cockroach crowds. Feel the crunch, love the rush—smash like and sub for the next session! slingshot massage,rat headshot,free head spa,midnight hunter,dark humor,oddly satisfying,pest control,cat cameo,cockroach guest,slow motion kill,urban hunting,asmr crunch,viral short,like and sub,next session

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00:00Ah

00:30hey there folks out again ready to give the rats their free spa these guys live on junk food and

00:38zero exercise super unhealthy tonight i am doing scalp care and neck massages so relaxing they will

00:46die from it yo do not run i am your therapist why so tense it is totally free no tip required

00:57first timer i see little jumpy a couple more sessions and you will love it let me book you

01:11another round much better already two taps and he is out must be the best nap of his life

01:22next lucky customer coming up goal tonight 10 satisfied clients gotta hustle hey buddy you

01:31asleep already

01:32not moving at all

01:38you'll rise and shine free massage

01:43beautiful

01:48precision strike right on the temple he is so happy his tail is shaking

01:54pure gratitude but i never leave my name when i do good deeds

01:59word spread another client drops down

02:04looks like chronic lower back issues

02:09let me adjust that spine

02:12newbie again super sensitive

02:24one soft tap and he squeaks like a kettle

02:28trying to bail

02:32trying to bail

02:32free massage and you scream and flip rude

02:50so angry

02:53i skip dinner for this the two early birds are asleep let me move them out

03:00ant might bite in the grass who wastes food like this

03:05leftover hot dog their breakfast now

03:11tomorrow as room service sorted

03:14scene shift parking lot one sneaky dude under a car

03:18looks like he is trying to steal it

03:24must be tired let me loosen those temples

03:27direct temple pressure knocked out cold

03:40deep sleep till sunrise car save

03:43turn around another one eyeing a bike

03:47quick session

03:48same spot

03:49temple shot obviously

04:00you can see my technique getting smoother

04:04one tap lights out wait what is that upstairs

04:08he broke into someone s flat

04:14bars on the window still inside

04:17how do you climb in

04:18no angle for me

04:20can t reach

04:21his problem now

04:22moving on

04:24trash station stop

04:28lady heard about the free spa and runs over

04:31looks desperate for relaxation

04:35same lethal touch

04:40temple

04:40done

04:41instant deep sleep

04:44so peaceful

04:45sleeping that hard

04:47maybe i should steam her for soup

04:49back to the bin

05:02ten thousand sisters lined up

05:04pick one

05:05gorgeous neck

05:14gorgeous neck release

05:14cervical spine

05:15fixed forever

05:16another client pops out

05:21head first

05:22asking for pressure

05:23one tap and he is dancing inside

05:33pure joy

05:34looks like he died comfy

05:38fell into a crack after the neck rub

05:43whatever

05:43this one is in deep coma

05:49so comfy i slide a pen in his paw for tomorrow s homework

05:53back again

05:55another volunteer for scalp massage

05:57technique still sniper grade

06:14one hit

06:14no second needed

06:16easy

06:16turn around

06:21one hesitant client

06:23wants it but fears it

06:24missed the head but loosened the joints

06:32close enough

06:33looks dizzy

06:36nap time incoming

06:38crawled under the trash compactor

06:43gonna sleep there

06:44not my floor

06:45spot a big brown rat

06:51hey what crew you with

06:53there is a dead stingray

06:56this guy wants sushi

06:57fish is dead

07:05i will handle the rat

07:06do not bite me

07:07bro

07:08notice a little guy practicing diving on the ledge

07:17two stared to jump

07:19let me assist

07:20720 mid-air spin

07:35epic

07:35hey the brown rat lied

07:38he chased me

07:39what

07:39got spooked

07:42legs like jelly

07:43time for grilled comfort food

07:45oysters look nice but i am team barbecue

07:54haha

07:55fans eat first

08:00here enjoy

08:01after eating

08:06gotta support the grill

08:07hunt near the stand

08:09this bin usually hosts bbq fed rats

08:12found one under the bridge

08:15smells like human

08:16tag

08:20nose shot

08:21must be dizzy

08:22bonus head massage

08:27perfect

08:35temple contact

08:36instant deep sleep

08:37poke him down

08:42fork is the only tool

08:43grab a bowl

08:49makes a cute bed

08:50fun times fly

08:53gotta say bye

08:54gotta say bye

08:54that is a wrap for tonight

08:58see you next hunt

08:59bye

09:00bye

09:01bye

09:02bye

09:03bye

09:04bye

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