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Watch the Official Green Band Trailer for Fackham Hall
Only In Theaters December 5.
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A spoof that crosses Downton Abbey with Airplane! and Monty Python, Fackham Hall follows loveable pick-pocket Eric Noone (Radcliffe) as he lands a job at a unique English manor house. He quickly rises through the ranks, and a forbidden romance with lady-of-the-house Rose Davenport (McKenzie) blossoms. But when an unexpected murder occurs, Eric gets framed - leaving Rose and her family’s future perilously uncertain.
Transcript
00:00Well done, father!
00:08England, 1931.
00:12Welcome to Thackham Hall.
00:14Home to the Davenports.
00:16Finally, one of our children is to be wed.
00:19After so many years of courting, she's finally found the right cousin.
00:23It was a different time.
00:25A simpler time.
00:28You're here for the position of hallboy, is that right?
00:31You've brought all the wine out from the cellar.
00:34Yes, ma'am.
00:35And closed the cellar hatch.
00:39A time of manners.
00:41Stop gulping and do your job.
00:46A time of modesty.
00:48For God is strong and mighty, and made us all hard.
00:53And made us all.
00:54Hard as life may be, he is there to show the way.
00:57And a time of murder.
01:00I'm here regarding the murder of Lord Davenpool.
01:04I'm afraid you're too late.
01:06Someone's already done it.
01:07I believe the murderer to be in this room.
01:11I shall be watching you all.
01:12And if there's anything out of the ordinary, you can be damn sure I'll notice it.
01:21If you want a real suspect, try looking into that orphan boy.
01:24Tell me your dreams.
01:25Well, I have this dream where my penis falls off, but I can't go to the doctor because I'm late for school.
01:35Same.
01:38What on God's flat earth is going on?
01:44Oh well, you made it to seven.
01:46To London's oldest ever chimney suite.
01:49How does anyone know when they're in love?
01:54Maybe there's just something in the air.
01:56You are a bunch of whiny c-
02:07Sorry.
02:10You may kiss the choir boys.
02:13You may kiss.
02:14The choir boys will now sing Ave Maria.
02:26What's up?
02:275 Computers falls off.
02:28Doctor?
02:29Read Raven?
02:30drafts in해도 are all affected.
02:31My failed medic.
02:32The crown of theños of the world.
02:33Everybody's alive.
02:34You may ask me to read Spanish.
02:35My his wife is now motivated to be born and they are raped?
02:38Now I'm going to read Spanish.
02:41Ah, can we relate to English?
02:42No concept and look.
02:44Would youCinkel or Janney?
02:45What do you find?
02:46You're welcome.
02:47You're welcome.
02:48Oh my God.
02:49The creation of the manipulative maniac.
02:50You're welcome.
02:51What can I offer you?
02:52Oh my God, I want to pray.
02:53Well, we're a Hand to me?
02:54Christ.
02:55The Tory of my children are normally about.
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