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00:00:00Gracias.
00:00:30Gracias.
00:01:00Gracias.
00:01:10This is the trip that I've been waiting to do my entire life.
00:01:14Clis and I, six continents, over 30 countries.
00:01:18We're going to see the Eiffel Tower, the pyramids, the Great Wall.
00:01:22It's going to be epic.
00:01:23My parents started me traveling when I was really, really young.
00:01:27And up until the day that I graduated, I pretty much spent every spare moment on the road.
00:01:33And then, I don't know, I got what I thought was a great opportunity in IT.
00:01:38Next thing I know, five years ago, I'm by with me sitting behind a desk,
00:01:41and I'm thinking to myself, what the hell did I just do with my life?
00:01:45Hey, buddy, are you okay?
00:01:48Hello, my name is Cliff Prouse.
00:01:51I am a filmmaker and documentarian.
00:01:53I have known the aforementioned Derek Lee since we were both pipple-faced teenagers,
00:01:59and I basically forced him to be in every single one of my movies.
00:02:03Am I nervous?
00:02:05Hell yes, okay?
00:02:07I don't like planes.
00:02:08I don't like heights.
00:02:09I don't like the Ebola virus.
00:02:11I don't even like spicy food.
00:02:13But this is gonna make for some spectacular footage.
00:02:19We are going to film the entire thing.
00:02:21We are going to post it online as the world's greatest video travel blog ever.
00:02:26We're calling it Ends of the Earth.
00:02:28And we want this to be as interactive as possible.
00:02:31So you guys post suggestions, anything you want to do.
00:02:34The craziest shit, I don't care.
00:02:36You want us to go eat live crickets in Cambodia?
00:02:39We will do that.
00:02:41Derek will do that.
00:02:42And I will film him doing that.
00:02:44Hey!
00:02:45Hey, buddy.
00:02:46Hey, buddy.
00:02:47There's a very important Chinese tradition.
00:02:49Jade is to ward off evil spirits.
00:02:53It can never be bought for yourself.
00:02:54It must be given by another.
00:02:56So, Cliff.
00:02:58Going away for an entire year, I'm going to need someone to watch my back.
00:03:06I need someone who has seen me puke my brains out.
00:03:09I need someone who has seen me at my absolute worst.
00:03:12I need someone who would take a bullet from me.
00:03:15That's Cliff.
00:03:17I am so envious that you guys are about to take off this awesome trip around the world.
00:03:21Most of us experimented in college.
00:03:23You guys take until now, but we're thrilled.
00:03:25We're thrilled.
00:03:26We're thrilled.
00:03:27You guys are finally taking this leap.
00:03:28To Cliff and Derek.
00:03:33I think that Derek's decision to go on this trip is courageous.
00:03:40But there are some people who think it's a mistake.
00:03:43Hey, Manhattan.
00:03:44How's it going?
00:03:45Good.
00:03:46We're leaving.
00:03:47Soon.
00:03:48Very soon.
00:03:49What does Mom think?
00:03:50Did you talk to her?
00:03:51Yeah.
00:03:52I'm a bit concerned because if something goes wrong on the road, it's really hard to...
00:04:01Look, if anything does happen, there's only really like a 4% chance of an...
00:04:084% chance in some shitbox town on a long distance bus is a hell of a lot different from falling
00:04:13on the floor in your kitchen where your roommates will pick you up, call the hospital and say,
00:04:17you have somebody who has AVM.
00:04:19A few months ago, I started getting really bad headaches.
00:04:24I went to the doctors.
00:04:27They took an MRI.
00:04:29And they told me I have something called an arterial venous malformation.
00:04:34Or AVM.
00:04:36Which is basically like a tangle of screwed up blood vessels in my brain which, if it ruptures, can cripple or kill me.
00:04:46Look, Derek, I'm not going to tell you not to go on your trip.
00:04:51If you develop severe headaches, weakness in your limbs, loss of the ability to write,
00:04:56it could be a sign that your AVM has ruptured.
00:04:59And it's really important that you seek medical attention right away.
00:05:03I have to go, dude.
00:05:05So, it's, uh...
00:05:07She's not going to understand.
00:05:09And she's never going to understand.
00:05:12And she's my mom, so she's not supposed to.
00:05:14I get that. That's cool.
00:05:15Whatever, Dean.
00:05:16I don't think you have to...
00:05:19Yeah.
00:05:20Yeah.
00:05:21Okay.
00:05:22Given everything he's dealing with,
00:05:24I think it's pretty incredible that Derek is going on this trip.
00:05:27Um...
00:05:28He is a normal guy who got dealt a shitty hand,
00:05:32and in spite of that, he's not letting it stop him from doing the things that he loves.
00:05:37I'm going on this trip because I want to be there for Derek.
00:05:43And I'm documenting it because I want to share his story with everyone back home.
00:05:49I don't know how much time I have.
00:05:53And I don't want to regret anything.
00:05:55I don't want to look back on my life and wish I had done something bigger or better.
00:06:01I just want to travel.
00:06:03And if I'm going to see the world, I kind of have to go right now.
00:06:08Okay, here we go.
00:06:25Cliff is entrusting me with B-cam here to get some establishing shots.
00:06:30That's really lame.
00:06:31So instead, you guys get to see what crazy looks like.
00:06:35Hello.
00:06:36Hello, people.
00:06:37Come.
00:06:39Come see my studio.
00:06:40What are you doing with all this gear? Are you insane?
00:06:45This is where the magic begins. That is Ends of the Earth. That will be Ends of the Earth.
00:06:55That's a lot of gear, dude.
00:06:57What exactly is this?
00:06:59That is a strap-on.
00:07:02A what?
00:07:03Strap-on.
00:07:04Basically, I put that on.
00:07:07This thing clicks in.
00:07:09I can put the camera right here, which means I can shoot multi-cameras at the same time.
00:07:14One-man, multi-camera shoot.
00:07:16Up to three cameras, in fact.
00:07:18It is, in fact, amazing.
00:07:23This is going to be awesome, by the way.
00:07:27What up?
00:07:28Alright, we are here in beautiful Barcelona, Spain, in front of the Christopher Columbus statue.
00:07:33About to start our year-long trip around the world.
00:07:35Derek, can you explain to us, why are we starting here?
00:07:38You mean, other than that?
00:07:40Easy.
00:07:41Rock stars.
00:07:42Edel van Breemen and Zach Gray are two friends of ours who are here, on tour with their band, on Alaska.
00:07:48We're going to hang out with them here, in Barcelona, before joining them in Paris for their final show.
00:07:54Oh, there he is.
00:07:55How's he going?
00:07:56Where is him?
00:07:57Yeah.
00:07:58I can't believe I can do it again.
00:07:59Has he been doing this for the last...
00:08:01Yeah.
00:08:02Did you guys check in or not?
00:08:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:04This is just the camera here.
00:08:06Are you kidding?
00:08:10Okay.
00:08:11Oh, no.
00:08:12Guys, we're here.
00:08:13Check it out.
00:08:14The go-car.
00:08:15The go-car.
00:08:16So if I have to say, we're already having a hard enough time, because we're naturally less cool than all Europeans.
00:08:22And now this.
00:08:23That'll provide for some bonding time between the two of you, I'm sure.
00:08:26Yes.
00:08:27No, no.
00:08:28Everyone...
00:08:29Why am I in this thing?
00:08:30Why are you guys not more excited?
00:08:31It's cool.
00:08:32What the hell's...
00:08:33I think you're going to pick up a lot of girls today, riding this thing around town.
00:08:36Especially at the beach.
00:08:37Fine.
00:08:38No one else gets it, but I get it.
00:08:39And we're going to have a damn good time today.
00:08:41I don't really care what these guys say.
00:08:42All right, the camera right here.
00:08:57Two cameras, baby.
00:08:59Two cameras.
00:09:03This is the best city in the world.
00:09:05The only two factors that determine how good a time you have in a new city are.
00:09:09The weather and the people.
00:09:10And I don't think we're going to ask you much more.
00:09:13We've had an amazing two days.
00:09:16The footage is phenomenal.
00:09:18Probably the coolest thing is just seeing Derek looking so happy for the first time in a really long time.
00:09:23A weight has been lifted off his shoulders.
00:09:25And I can't wait for the next couple of days, because things are going to get even crazier.
00:09:32Holy shit.
00:09:34Holy shit.
00:09:36It was way more scary than I thought it was going to be.
00:09:43Oh my god.
00:09:47Group eyes.
00:09:48Group eyes.
00:09:49Oh my god.
00:09:50Give me love.
00:09:51Okay Derek, if we can find you a suitably drunk French girl with low enough standards, do you think you can take her home?
00:10:03Let's take a quick poll.
00:10:04I think that he's going to succeed in getting her where he wants to get her, but I think that she's going to have a horrible time.
00:10:12I don't know.
00:10:13With that Canadian vibe, he's not going anywhere tonight.
00:10:15Actually, with you guys at my wing, I'm pretty much screwed.
00:10:18I'll be impressed if he just talks to a girl tonight.
00:10:21Cliff will be filming, so that'll add a certain amount of pressure as well.
00:10:23Yes.
00:10:24We have to get this on film.
00:10:25No, I'm on your side.
00:10:26This is important.
00:10:27Can we nod?
00:10:28Yeah, let's not encourage this, okay?
00:10:29You got to nod each filming.
00:10:31Actually, I have something for you.
00:10:32It's condoms.
00:10:33I think this is the lucky one.
00:10:34Actually, I'll give you all of them.
00:10:35They're all lucky ones.
00:10:36Yeah, this is very optimistic of you.
00:10:37They're French condoms, so they're probably the best in the world.
00:10:38Bonsoir.
00:10:39How are you?
00:10:40We're in Alaska, and we're going to play some songs for you tonight.
00:10:41I'm the brother that you never met.
00:10:42I'm the brother that you never met.
00:10:43I'm the brother that you never met.
00:10:44I'm the brother that you never met.
00:10:45I'm the brother that you never met.
00:10:46I'm the brother that you never met.
00:10:47I'm the anchor when you swim in the sea.
00:10:52Oh, a life sentence like a battery beast.
00:10:54And I only see the light when you smile with tea.
00:10:57I'm the brother that you never met.
00:11:02I'm the anchor when you swim in the sea.
00:11:07Oh, a life sentence like a battery beast.
00:11:11And I only see the light when you smile with tea.
00:11:16No luck?
00:11:33No luck?
00:11:35Have you been telling them obnoxious travel stories?
00:11:38Yep.
00:11:39You need to lead with I have a brain aneurysm.
00:11:42Okay, that might be a little bit too close enough.
00:11:45Dude, there are tons of cute girls in there.
00:11:48We are going to go find you one right now.
00:11:57Two out for Derek.
00:11:58Derek, I got one! Derek!
00:12:02Oh.
00:12:03Hell has frozen over.
00:12:04Derek Lee has found a lady.
00:12:09Hi.
00:12:10Um, hi.
00:12:11I'm Cliff.
00:12:12Good.
00:12:13Buddy.
00:12:14Come back over.
00:12:15Buddy.
00:12:16Come back over.
00:12:17Buddy.
00:12:18Come back over.
00:12:19Buddy.
00:12:20Um, hi.
00:12:21I'm Cliff.
00:12:22Good.
00:12:23Buddy.
00:12:24Come back over.
00:12:25Buddy.
00:12:26I'm a skeleton room in your body.
00:12:27You will never have a glimpse of me.
00:12:28Everywhere.
00:12:29Atta boy, Derek.
00:12:30I knew you could do it.
00:12:31And now I'm filming my friends making out.
00:12:32Good stuff.
00:12:33So I'm supposed to act natural while you're like...
00:12:34Act natural!
00:12:35Just, just talk to Cliff.
00:12:36We are leaving, so...
00:12:37Oh yeah?
00:12:38Okay?
00:12:39Okay.
00:12:40You wanna come party with us?
00:12:41Holy rock star moment.
00:12:42We're trying to figure out what we're doing with our hotel tonight because a friend went
00:12:47back there with a girl, so...
00:12:48That's fine.
00:12:49So we don't sleep and like party all night.
00:12:51Okay.
00:12:52You wanna come party with us?
00:12:54Holy rock star moment.
00:12:55We're trying to figure out what we're doing with our hotel tonight because a friend went
00:13:00back there with a girl, so...
00:13:01But that's fine.
00:13:02So we don't sleep and like party all night.
00:13:05Okay.
00:13:06I wanted to say congratulations for him doing it with a girl because I always congratulate
00:13:10my friends for that.
00:13:11We don't know if he's actually doing it.
00:13:14Well, there's only really one way to confirm.
00:13:16We can find out.
00:13:17There's only really one way to...
00:13:18Exactly.
00:13:19What you're suggesting is the Turkish cock block.
00:13:23I believe that that is what it's called.
00:13:25I think we should elaborate on that point.
00:13:27The Turkish cock block is not in the spirit of friendship, but it is something that friends
00:13:31do.
00:13:32And it's hilarious.
00:13:33And it's hilarious.
00:13:34And I think we really need to do it.
00:13:35Edo, confirmation.
00:13:36Operation cock block is a go!
00:13:44This is the hands down the shittiest thing I've ever done to a friend.
00:13:48But we're going to do it.
00:13:49Oh, of course.
00:13:50Because...
00:13:51Because it's in the spirit of Paris.
00:13:53Absolutely.
00:13:54In the spirit of Paris.
00:13:55I like that.
00:13:56Yeah.
00:13:57Okay.
00:13:58Can I just say, because we're filming this, that I'm against this completely because
00:14:03it's mean.
00:14:04Okay.
00:14:05Well, you can go see.
00:14:06Yeah, exactly.
00:14:07I need to end it.
00:14:08Just down.
00:14:09I need to end it.
00:14:10Just down.
00:14:11Go!
00:14:12Go!
00:14:13Go!
00:14:14Go!
00:14:15Go!
00:14:16Go!
00:14:17Go!
00:14:18Go!
00:14:19Go!
00:14:20Holy shit!
00:14:21Derek!
00:14:22Fuck!
00:14:23Derek!
00:14:24Derek!
00:14:25Derek!
00:14:26Derek!
00:14:27Derek!
00:14:28Derek!
00:14:29Dude, what the fuck happened here?
00:14:30Dude, what the fuck happened here?
00:14:31Call an ambulance!
00:14:32Derek, wake up!
00:14:33Wake up!
00:14:34¿Derek? ¿Estás bien?
00:14:36¿Estás bien?
00:14:48¿Qué pasó, man?
00:14:50¿Qué hizo Audrey?
00:14:52No sé, no recuerdo.
00:14:56¿Está trabajando en la ciudad naked ahora?
00:14:58¿Dónde está todo su clothes?
00:15:00No recuerdo que no recuerdo.
00:15:02Cuando yo me llené, me llené,
00:15:04me llené, me llené,
00:15:06todo se va a ver,
00:15:07y luego que lo entiendes,
00:15:08te vas a ir.
00:15:12¿No deberías estar tomando a la hospital,
00:15:14¿no?
00:15:15¿Caben tu condition?
00:15:19No, no creo que así.
00:15:23¿Estás seguro?
00:15:24Sí, yo estoy seguro.
00:15:26Esto es mucho peor que lo que es, ¿no?
00:15:29Solo quiero seguir.
00:15:32Gracias por ver el video.
00:16:02Gracias por ver el video.
00:16:32Gracias por ver el video.
00:17:02Gracias por ver el video.
00:18:04Gracias por ver el video.
00:18:06Gracias.
00:18:09All right, look at that.
00:18:11Oh, I see.
00:18:12Thank you.
00:18:14Looks amazing.
00:18:15Look at that.
00:18:16This food looks so good, man.
00:18:19This...
00:18:20Oh.
00:18:22I'm...
00:18:23Are you even listening to me right now?
00:18:27Oh, Jesus.
00:18:29Derek.
00:18:31Oh.
00:18:33Derek.
00:18:34Oh.
00:18:37Derek, wait.
00:18:38Oh, Derek, wait.
00:18:47Here.
00:18:50Aaron, how are you feeling?
00:18:53Better.
00:18:54Look, I just think that with everything that's been going on with you, that we should go
00:19:04talk to somebody about this.
00:19:05Cliff, I'm not going to the hospital.
00:19:07I think it's probably just food poisoning, so...
00:19:12Derek, what are you talking about?
00:19:15What are you doing, man?
00:19:16You got hit in the head.
00:19:18This isn't somebody to fuck around with, man.
00:19:19Cliff...
00:19:20If I go, okay, and they find something, they might not let me leave, okay?
00:19:30And I don't want to spend another second in a hospital.
00:19:35I feel fine.
00:19:39So, like, we're not stopping the trip.
00:19:50Look, are we doing this or not?
00:19:52Yes, I'm rolling, okay?
00:19:53Go.
00:19:54Okay, uh...
00:19:55Cliff has arranged a tour with a local vintner named Bartolo here at his...
00:20:00at his, uh, cantina.
00:20:02It's Keo Wines.
00:20:04Uh, let's go.
00:20:06Hello.
00:20:07Oh, good morning.
00:20:08Hi, I'm Derek.
00:20:09Nice to meet you.
00:20:10My name is Bartolo.
00:20:11Bartolo.
00:20:12This is our cellar.
00:20:15We have the largest cellar in town.
00:20:17Really?
00:20:18This doesn't mean so much, because in Vernazza the cellar are very tiny.
00:20:21Everybody has his own cellar.
00:20:23So, how do you feel about, um, showing us the vineyard, the vines, the...
00:20:28the going up on the mountain?
00:20:30Okay, it's not so far.
00:20:31It's very easy.
00:20:42Here's the steer peg.
00:20:43What are you...
00:20:45This is Giuditta, my pig.
00:20:47He's very cute.
00:20:49He's very cute.
00:20:50In this area, the main production is white grapes.
00:20:54There is a little bit crazy, because this environment, to me...
00:20:59Cliff.
00:21:00We gotta go down.
00:21:01We gotta go down the mountain.
00:21:02Mamma mia!
00:21:03Mamma mia!
00:21:04I have to go down the mountain right now!
00:21:05I have to go down the mountain right now!
00:21:06Just go!
00:21:07Just go!
00:21:08Derek, just go!
00:21:09Go, go!
00:21:10What do you need?
00:21:11Water!
00:21:12Water!
00:21:13Water!
00:21:14Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:21:15What the hell is going on?
00:21:16Here it is!
00:21:17Here it is!
00:21:18Here it is!
00:21:19Here it is!
00:21:20Are you okay?
00:21:21Are you okay?
00:21:22Are you okay?
00:21:23What?
00:21:24What?
00:21:25I don't know!
00:21:26I don't know!
00:21:27Jesus!
00:21:28Oh!
00:21:29Look!
00:21:30What the fuck is wrong with me?
00:21:31Oh!
00:21:32Oh!
00:21:33Oh!
00:21:34Oh!
00:21:35Oh!
00:21:36Oh!
00:21:37Oh!
00:21:38Oh!
00:21:39Oh!
00:21:40Oh!
00:21:41Oh!
00:21:42Oh!
00:21:43Oh!
00:21:44What?
00:21:45I don't know!
00:21:46I don't know!
00:21:47Jesus!
00:21:48Oh!
00:21:49Look!
00:21:53What the fuck is wrong with me?
00:21:55Oh!
00:21:56Oh!
00:21:57Oh!
00:21:58Oh!
00:22:00Oh!
00:22:06I need your guys' help because seeing what I saw at the vineyard today with Derek and his
00:22:13skin, I don't think I've ever seen anyone in as much pain as I saw Derek today.
00:22:21And, you know, I know we talked about doing this thing for a year.
00:22:27pero tengo que convencer a él de volver y él no va a escuchar.
00:22:37Él va solo a...
00:22:46Estoy muy desculpado, pero estoy preocupado por ti.
00:22:51No te preocupes por ti.
00:22:56No te preocupes conmigo o conmigo sobre esto.
00:23:01Si te preocupes.
00:23:10Lo que sucedió en la vina...
00:23:14y todavía no comiste,
00:23:17y...
00:23:20Amamos tu amigo.
00:23:24Y siento responsable de ti.
00:23:26Y no puedo en buen conciencia
00:23:28simplemente vous sentir de aquí y hurt cada vez.
00:23:30Tenemos que ir a casa, ok?
00:23:32Es la hora del tiempo.
00:23:34Dios mío.
00:23:38F***.
00:23:39F***.
00:23:42¿De dónde?
00:23:44Sí, estoy bien.
00:23:45¡Estas puja en la plaza!
00:23:50¿Qué es esta?
00:23:52Está desinineada.
00:23:54Está de montaña de rocas.
00:23:56¿Está bien?
00:23:58Sí, estoy bien.
00:24:00Pero...
00:24:01...y te rompió una roca.
00:24:03¡Vale!
00:24:04¡Vale!
00:24:10Es como, rostre y viejo y...
00:24:12...y...
00:24:13...y...
00:24:14...y...
00:24:15...y...
00:24:16...y...
00:24:17...y...
00:24:18...y...
00:24:20...orientando a este.
00:24:22Quiero que, para eso, como alidade del pasado.
00:24:30Es epic!
00:24:36!
00:24:38厲害!
00:24:42duplica siempre!
00:24:44¡Vale!
00:24:47Cómo sí, vuelvo!
00:24:49¡Gah!
00:24:51¡Gah!
00:24:53¡Holy shit!
00:24:55¡Duck!
00:24:57¡Oh, my God!
00:24:59¡Oh!
00:25:01¡Are you okay?
00:25:03¡I will be!
00:25:05¡Oh, my!
00:25:07¡Oh, shit!
00:25:09¡All right, I'm rolling!
00:25:11Uh, strength test, one, two.
00:25:13No, it's three.
00:25:15¡Oh, shit!
00:25:17¡Oh, shit!
00:25:23¡Holy crap!
00:25:29¡Holy cow!
00:25:31What is it like
00:25:33to be a superhero?
00:25:35Oh, my God, let's go, like,
00:25:37fight some bad guys.
00:25:39I don't know if
00:25:41you guys saw that or not
00:25:43back home, but that was absolutely
00:25:45unbelievable.
00:25:47I hope I got it on to you.
00:25:49Hey, I think I just broke the sound barrier.
00:25:51What's it like?
00:25:53You just, you just lifted a car.
00:25:55Come on.
00:25:57I don't know what's going on.
00:26:03All right.
00:26:05Are you ready?
00:26:07Let's go.
00:26:08All right, here we go.
00:26:15Okay.
00:26:16The 20.
00:26:24I'm at 40.
00:26:2540.
00:26:33I am at 60 kilometers an hour.
00:26:49Woo!
00:26:50Holy shit!
00:26:55You are going 60K, which is like 40 miles an hour.
00:27:03How do you explain that?
00:27:05I don't know.
00:27:06Is there any way this could be related to your AVM?
00:27:11Derek, are you okay?
00:27:12Oh, my contact.
00:27:16What is it?
00:27:17I don't know, man.
00:27:18Can you just, can you just turn that off?
00:27:20Just turn off your camera.
00:27:21What?
00:27:22Look, I don't want to be a dick, but turn off your camera.
00:27:25There's something wrong with, like...
00:27:27Are you okay?
00:27:35Oh, fuck.
00:27:39What are you doing?
00:27:40Derek, don't.
00:27:41Stop pulling.
00:27:42It's Cliff.
00:27:43Who is it?
00:27:44Derek.
00:27:45Did I just pull out my eye?
00:27:46What's that?
00:27:47Did I just pull out my eye?
00:27:48Oh!
00:27:49Oh, my God, your eye.
00:27:51Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:27:53What are you...
00:27:54What are you...
00:27:55I don't know, I don't know.
00:27:56I just saw it for a second.
00:27:57I mean...
00:27:58Oh, the other one.
00:27:59Derek.
00:28:02Oh, my God, are you okay?
00:28:04Yes.
00:28:08Shit.
00:28:18Jesus Christ.
00:28:21Why am I so weak?
00:28:22What?
00:28:23What?
00:28:24What the hell is wrong with you?
00:28:26I do not know.
00:28:27I am so sure what he does.
00:28:28I am so sorry.
00:28:29I'm so sorry.
00:28:30What are you doing?
00:28:31You're so sorry.
00:28:32I am so sorry.
00:28:33What are you doing?
00:28:34I am so sorry.
00:28:35No, no, no, no, no.
00:29:05Derek, look man, we need to talk.
00:29:35Derek?
00:29:36Ah!
00:29:37Jesus!
00:29:38What the hell?
00:29:40That's not funny.
00:29:41Yes, it was.
00:29:42You need to go to a hospital.
00:29:46No.
00:29:47What do you mean, no?
00:29:49I mean, no.
00:29:50I feel fine.
00:29:51You are not fine.
00:29:52You are clearly not fine.
00:29:53What do you need me to do?
00:29:55You want me to prove it?
00:29:58Are you early?
00:29:59Yes.
00:30:00I've hit the record button.
00:30:02What the hell are we doing here?
00:30:04I'm super strong.
00:30:05Right?
00:30:06And super fast.
00:30:08Jump desk number one.
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:15Holy shit.
00:30:16Derek, please.
00:30:17Just come down.
00:30:18I told you I was okay.
00:30:19That's great.
00:30:20But you're being ridiculous, okay?
00:30:21Can you just please come down from there?
00:30:25You're such a baby.
00:30:26Okay, look.
00:30:27I'm fine, alright?
00:30:28You're not fine.
00:30:29Okay?
00:30:30Let's just go home.
00:30:31No, we're not going home.
00:30:32We're not going anywhere.
00:30:33We're staying right here.
00:30:34Let's test.
00:30:35Come on, let's test.
00:30:36Shit.
00:30:37No.
00:30:38No.
00:30:39No.
00:30:40No.
00:30:41No.
00:30:42No.
00:30:43No.
00:30:44No.
00:30:45No.
00:30:46No.
00:30:47No.
00:30:48No.
00:30:49No.
00:30:50No.
00:30:51No.
00:30:52No.
00:30:53No.
00:30:56Derek, what are you doing?
00:30:57Derek, you're freaking me out right now.
00:30:59Just stop, okay?
00:31:01Come down from there.
00:31:07Okay, Cliff.
00:31:08Here it is.
00:31:09If I make this next jump, that proves that I am not sick.
00:31:15What?
00:31:16No!
00:31:17This isn't gonna prove anything!
00:31:19Oh, shh!
00:31:20¡Oh, Dios mío! ¡Derek!
00:31:25¡Peroved it!
00:31:27¿Ok?
00:31:30¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:31:33¿Estás bien?
00:31:41¡Ok!
00:31:43¡Ok!
00:31:45¡Hospital!
00:31:45¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:31:48¡Ok!
00:31:49¡Estamos aquí en el Tantón de Las Pesillas!
00:31:50¡Estamos cerca de 20 minutos de Vernaza,
00:31:52el lugar más cercano de la hospital!
00:31:53¡Derek, ¿estás bien?
00:31:57¡Ok!
00:31:58Bueno, tal vez los médicos finalmente pueden figure out
00:32:00qué es lo que vamos a hacer!
00:32:01¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:32:04¡Jesús!
00:32:04¡No me llevas a la gente!
00:32:06¡No me llevas a la gente!
00:32:08¡No me llevas a la gente!
00:32:09¡No me llevas a la gente!
00:32:10¡No me llevas a la gente!
00:32:11¡No me llevas a la gente!
00:32:12¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:32:13¡No me llevas a la gente!
00:32:15¡Me llevas a la gente!
00:32:16¡Oh Dios mío!
00:32:19¡¿Cómo estás?
00:32:21¡Shit!
00:32:22¡Te voy a killarte!
00:32:27¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:32:30¡Está bien, está bien!
00:32:33¡Ok!
00:32:34¡Está bien, estoy estábriving!
00:32:36¡Está bien, está bien!
00:32:37¡Existe!
00:32:39No lo estaba pensando, yo...
00:32:43...pues, ah...
00:32:44...pues, ah...
00:32:45...pues, ah...
00:32:47...y Mike posted this.
00:33:01Ah, shit.
00:33:04Derek?
00:33:09Derek, I need you to explain to me exactly what happened on the way to the hospital.
00:33:23Did you lick...
00:33:25...blood off your hand?
00:33:32Okay, so, um...
00:33:35...what are we saying about this?
00:33:39Look, I won't post it, but...
00:33:44...if this is what we think it is, then we have to document it.
00:33:50Right?
00:33:51It says here that, uh, you should have the ability to turn into mist...
00:34:02...sometimes maybe even a bat...
00:34:04...you have command over certain vermin, such as rats and wolves...
00:34:08...and you are unable to enter into someone's homestead...
00:34:13...unless specifically invited.
00:34:15Which is, that's a weird one.
00:34:17It's fucking useless.
00:34:21I'm just trying to harness the power of the internet...
00:34:23...to help you with your vampire problem.
00:34:25How do you think this happened?
00:34:30Oh, my God.
00:34:34Audrey.
00:34:35It's gotta be, right?
00:34:48What are we gonna tell people about this?
00:34:53I don't know.
00:34:59I mean...
00:35:00...we're going to have to tell them something.
00:35:03Right?
00:35:04Cliff!
00:35:05Blood.
00:35:07Where are we gonna get the blood?
00:35:09Cow's blood?
00:35:27Yeah, I just...
00:35:28I went to a butcher.
00:35:37Okay.
00:35:39Okay.
00:36:07Okay.
00:36:09Fuck.
00:36:11I smell awful.
00:36:15Um...
00:36:18I...
00:36:19I think I might need to be fresh.
00:36:27What did you get?
00:36:28Uh, some sausage, I think.
00:36:30You know we're going to hell, right?
00:36:31Like...
00:36:32...this is disgusting.
00:36:33God.
00:36:34You eat meat, right?
00:36:35What?
00:36:36Yeah, I eat meat.
00:36:37Do you have a pet cow?
00:36:39People don't sleep with cows in their beds and...
00:36:44...name them and...
00:36:46...these dogs are owned by people.
00:36:49These are like members of their family.
00:36:51Ugh.
00:36:52So...
00:36:53So...
00:36:54...going to go.
00:37:01Bye, bye, bye!
00:37:03Bye, bye, bye!
00:37:04Bye, bye!
00:37:06All right, bye, bye.
00:37:07Bye, bye, bye.
00:37:38Oh my God, I can't believe you're doing this.
00:37:40Derek, just promise me you'll make it as quick and painless as possible, okay?
00:37:53Christ.
00:37:55Derek!
00:37:57Oh my God, oh my God.
00:37:58¡Gracias!
00:38:28¡Gracias!
00:38:30¡Gracias!
00:38:32Cliff is, um...
00:38:36Cliff isn't dealing well with what just happened.
00:38:46It has to be human blood.
00:38:48We've been through everything else.
00:38:50So, um, yeah.
00:38:52We're gonna have to do something very, very stupid.
00:38:58Okay.
00:39:00We're here outside the hospital in La Spatia.
00:39:04Derek has gone inside the blood bank
00:39:06to see if he can bribe an orderly
00:39:08or something.
00:39:10Did you get it?
00:39:12No, no, no, no! Just run!
00:39:14What the hell happened?
00:39:16I didn't get it, okay?
00:39:18Jesus, I had to show them my ID, Cliff.
00:39:20They know who I am.
00:39:28What are we gonna do?
00:39:30Hey, this...
00:39:32This isn't for what.
00:39:34Okay.
00:39:36What are you doing?
00:39:38Oh, yes. Yes.
00:39:40Hey!
00:39:50Get in the ambulance, Cliff.
00:39:52It's gotta get out of here.
00:39:54What are we doing here?
00:39:56Oh, shit.
00:39:58Is there somebody back here?
00:40:00Worst idea ever, Derek.
00:40:02Blood.
00:40:03I need blood.
00:40:04Do you have any blood?
00:40:05I need blood.
00:40:06Do you have any blood?
00:40:08It does not speak English, Derek.
00:40:10Cliff, it's not working.
00:40:11Help me.
00:40:12Stop helping.
00:40:13Stop talking in English, you idiot.
00:40:15You're talking in English.
00:40:20What?
00:40:21What are we gonna do?
00:40:22I don't even know how to drive this thing.
00:40:24I don't even know how to drive this thing.
00:40:26I don't even know how to drive this thing.
00:40:28I don't even know how to drive sick, Matt.
00:40:29It's Erica.
00:40:30Where are we going?
00:40:31Derek, what are you doing?
00:40:33Derek, what are you doing?
00:40:35Derek, stop!
00:40:37Derek, stop!
00:40:44Just go.
00:40:47What is this?
00:40:48I almost killed.
00:40:49I almost killed.
00:40:50How do I know?
00:40:51Just go.
00:40:52Pops are coming.
00:40:53Go!
00:40:54Go, go.
00:40:55Go, go.
00:40:56Go, go.
00:40:58Go, go.
00:40:59Go, go, go.
00:41:01Listen.
00:41:02Promise me, if things get any worse, you will leave.
00:41:03Come on, man.
00:41:04We have to go.
00:41:05Look!
00:41:06Promise me!
00:41:07Hey, I promise.
00:41:08Just come on!
00:41:09No, no, no, no.
00:41:11Listen.
00:41:12Promise me, if things get any worse, you will leave.
00:41:15Come on, man.
00:41:16We have to go.
00:41:17Cliff!
00:41:18Promise me!
00:41:19Okay, I promise.
00:41:20Just come on!
00:41:21¡Derek, ¿es eso tú?
00:41:51¡Derek!
00:42:01¡Derek!
00:42:06¡Derek!
00:42:09¡Oh, oh my god! ¡Derek!
00:42:11¡Oh my god! ¡Oh my god!
00:42:13¡Derek!
00:42:20¡Derek! ¡Derek!
00:42:23¡Derek!
00:42:25¡Derek!
00:42:43Derek ha estado inconsciente por 11 horas
00:42:50No puedo llevarlo al hospital
00:42:55Porque los policías estarán esperando por nosotros
00:42:58Él es principalmente no responsable
00:43:02Except
00:43:04I think he can smell my blood
00:43:15The thing is
00:43:28It's still Derek
00:43:31I know there's a part of him
00:43:36That's still in there
00:43:38And
00:43:40I'm not going to leave him
00:43:44Derek?
00:43:52Derek?
00:43:54Jesus
00:43:54Derek?
00:44:05Derek?
00:44:05Derek?
00:44:06Get away from me
00:44:10I'm not going to leave him
00:44:24I'm not going to leave him
00:44:29I'm not going to leave him
00:44:31I'm not going to leave him
00:44:44Derek?
00:44:45Derek?
00:44:46Derek?
00:44:47Where the hell are you?
00:45:09I'm not going to leave him
00:45:35¿Quién está ahí?
00:45:49¿Derek?
00:46:05¿Derek? ¿Es eso tú?
00:46:24¡JESUS!
00:46:28I brought you something. I know, I know it's not much. Just, just take it. Take it!
00:46:38¡JESUS!
00:46:42¡JESUS!
00:46:46¡JESUS!
00:46:54¡JESUS!
00:46:58¡JESUS!
00:47:02¡JESUS!
00:47:10No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:40I'm sorry.
00:48:10No, no, no, no.
00:48:40No, no, no, no.
00:49:10It didn't solve anything.
00:49:18Cliff, you sacrificed everything for me.
00:49:23And I will never forgive myself for what I did to you.
00:49:29There has to be a way to fix me.
00:49:37So I need to find Audrey.
00:49:45Everything starts with her.
00:49:47She has to have an answer, a cure, something.
00:49:57Do you hear me, Audrey?
00:50:00Why?
00:50:02Why?
00:50:03Why would you do this?
00:50:05Where?
00:50:06Why?
00:50:07You just can't do this to somebody.
00:50:09Just take off.
00:50:10Just take off.
00:50:11I'm coming to Paris.
00:50:20And I'm gonna find you.
00:50:21And you are going to fix this.
00:50:25You're gonna fix this or I'm gonna kill you.
00:50:30Cliff is gone.
00:50:31How that's ever gonna be okay...
00:50:36I don't know.
00:50:37But I am going to honor his memory...
00:50:46By keeping the cameras rolling.
00:50:47By documenting this...
00:50:48In the hopes that somehow some good...
00:50:52can come of this.
00:50:53That's what Cliff would have wanted.
00:50:54I don't know.
00:50:55You're gonna be okay.
00:50:56I don't know.
00:50:59I am going to honor his memory...
00:51:02by keeping the cameras rolling.
00:51:04By documenting this...
00:51:06In the hopes that somehow some good...
00:51:09can come of this.
00:51:12That's what Cliff would have wanted.
00:51:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:50She has, like, a population of, like, 12 million or something.
00:52:02I just don't have a plan.
00:52:07Hello?
00:52:09Mr. Derek Leach?
00:52:11Yeah, who is it?
00:52:13I'm from Interpol. Open the door.
00:52:17Shit.
00:52:20I'm Inspector Barbiero with Italian Interpol.
00:52:32Is Clifton Prowse here?
00:52:33No, he's left.
00:52:35Mr. Lee, we have video footage of you breaking into a hospital.
00:52:39Then you stole an ambulance and endangered lives.
00:52:42You have to come with me.
00:52:44The Canadian...
00:52:45No, he's left.
00:52:49Oh shit.
00:52:50Oh shit.
00:52:52Oh shit.
00:52:57I don't know.
00:52:58Exactly.
00:52:59Oh shit.
00:53:00Horrible.
00:53:03Stay.
00:53:04Go.
00:53:04¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:53:34¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:54:04¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:54:34Good thing is my face stopped bleeding.
00:54:40Managed to get out of that place with, um, just my clothes on my back and the camera bag.
00:54:47No wallet, nothing, which means Interpol has everything they need.
00:54:57So I better figure something out, because I'm starting to get hungry.
00:55:17So I finally made it to Paris.
00:55:37And I managed to find this place as a shelter.
00:55:43It has water and power and everything I could possibly need.
00:55:51Except everyone back home is freaking out, because Interpol has just issued warrants for our arrest.
00:56:02And now, uh, I need to find Audrey before they find me.
00:56:09Uh, um, I was going through the footage, and, um, I was just looking for clues.
00:56:19I was looking for anything, and I did something to help, and...
00:56:21Oh, shit, you have to check this out.
00:56:25Okay, here we go.
00:56:27Um, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:56:29That's it. That's her cell phone.
00:56:30That's Audrey's cell phone.
00:56:32It's at the hotel.
00:56:34Yeah, I just have to go get it.
00:56:35Cliff, Cliff, I've never been so grateful in my entire life that you shoot everything.
00:56:41You document everything.
00:56:47Thanks.
00:56:54I'm really hoping that Audrey's stuff is still at the hotel.
00:57:00Okay.
00:57:01Fingers crossed.
00:57:05Um, hi.
00:57:10Um, do you have, like, a lost and found?
00:57:33Um, thank you.
00:57:34Thank you very much.
00:57:36Thank you for leaving.
00:57:37Okay.
00:57:39Jason?
00:57:40Derek?
00:57:42What are you...
00:57:43What are you doing here?
00:57:44Hey, man.
00:57:45Yeah, but you...
00:57:46You can't be...
00:57:47Please.
00:57:47Why, what, don't you...
00:57:48You've got the cops outside.
00:57:49You can't be here.
00:57:50You can't be around me.
00:57:51Like, it's not safe.
00:57:53You've got to come in.
00:57:54No, no.
00:57:55Please.
00:57:55We can sort this out together.
00:57:57No, you can't be around me, man.
00:57:58It's not safe.
00:57:59Please.
00:57:59You can't be around me.
00:58:01Please.
00:58:01Derek, stop.
00:58:03You're right.
00:58:10Leave me alone.
00:58:11Leave me alone.
00:58:13Help me.
00:58:13Mess Jean.
00:58:13ation.
00:58:13Assessment.
00:58:14spoil it.
00:58:14Attention.
00:58:15¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:58:45¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:59:15¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:59:45¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:00:15¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:00:45¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:01:15¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:01:45¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:01:52¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:02:06¡Gracias!
01:02:36¡Gracias!
01:03:06¡Gracias!
01:03:36¡Gracias!
01:03:38¡Gracias!
01:03:48¡Andre!
01:03:52¡Ma!
01:04:02OK
01:04:06Bienvenidos a un evento de la
01:04:07presentación de la fin de la fin de la fin de la fin de la fin de la fin de la fin.
01:04:11Hoy tenemos un invitado muy especial, Maurice Bejar.
01:04:18Ahora, Maurice aquí es 56 años, viviendo aquí en París, y es un paso muy desigualdante.
01:04:28Ahora, ¿qué de lo que estás haciendo con esto, Maurice?
01:04:31Está cubriendo de sangre.
01:04:32All right, Audrey, here it is.
01:04:37I have your fucking flight thing.
01:04:39It's been about two weeks, so I tell you what, I'm going to stay right here until either you show up
01:04:44or I can't hold out any longer.
01:04:49So where is she, Maurice?
01:04:51Where's Audrey? I know you know where she is. Look at...
01:04:53Jesus.
01:05:04Fifty years, and you are the first one she's turned.
01:05:08What?
01:05:10What are you talking about?
01:05:11I mean, who are you?
01:05:16You have to run now.
01:05:17What?
01:05:24You have no time.
01:05:27She will come.
01:05:28Good! Good! I want her to come!
01:05:34You know what?
01:05:37Just give me...
01:05:39You're an incredible little shit.
01:05:43I can't believe she gives this to you.
01:05:45You know what?
01:05:47It's not just.
01:05:52You hear, Audrey?
01:05:54It's not just.
01:05:56How can you do that to me?
01:05:59I'm going to give you a damn thing.
01:06:00It's not just.
01:06:03Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:06:06Come on, come on.
01:06:07Come on, come on.
01:06:07Come on, come on.
01:06:09Come on, come on.
01:06:12Get on, come on.
01:06:12Touché, touché.
01:06:13Don't push me!
01:06:15Don't get a bad idea!
01:06:15Don't push me!
01:06:16Don't push me.
01:06:21Use me.
01:06:22Don't push me!
01:06:26Leave, leave, leave.
01:06:28Take my end!
01:06:29Take my end!
01:06:31Take my end!
01:06:32No!
01:06:33Don't do it!
01:06:35You are right!
01:06:36Don't do it!
01:06:36Come on, don't do it!
01:06:38Don't do it!
01:06:40Take my head!
01:06:42Get it!
01:06:42¡Gracias!
01:07:12Bien, ici.
01:07:16Écoutez-moi, bordel.
01:07:17Allez, c'est bon.
01:07:18Tu veux une balle en tête.
01:07:19Mais tu es mort, tu ne veux pas.
01:07:20Qu'est-ce que toi ?
01:07:23Ok, je peux monter le salon maintenant.
01:07:25Et que personne se barre.
01:07:27Il se rit, il va vous finir.
01:07:28Ta gueule.
01:07:29Relax, relax mec.
01:07:30Bon.
01:07:31Ferme ta gueule un peu là.
01:07:38Mais qu'est-ce que tu...
01:07:39Oh putain, merde, merde !
01:07:42Touche pas, merde !
01:07:44Touche pas !
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01:12:58Esto no es una enfermedad.
01:13:02No hay una cura.
01:13:04Tienes que matarte.
01:13:09¡Fuck! ¡I voy a matarte!
01:13:15¡No te pierdas!
01:13:18¡No puedes matarte!
01:13:28¡No te pierdas!
01:13:52¡No te pierdas!
01:13:55¡No te pierdas!
01:13:57¡Kill me!
01:14:00¡Kill me!
01:14:27¡No te pierdas!
01:14:28¡No te pierdas!
01:14:29¡No te pierdas!
01:14:30¡No te pierdas!
01:14:31¡No te pierdas!
01:14:32¡No te pierdas!
01:14:33¡No te pierdas!
01:14:35¡No te pierdas!
01:14:36No.
01:14:42No crees que me hubiera curado si hubiera sido así?
01:14:48No crees que me hubiera terminado mi vida si pudiera?
01:14:54Tu fue un error.
01:14:57Nunca me haré otro.
01:14:59No.
01:15:04No.
01:15:06No puedo matar a alguien cada 10 días.
01:15:09No puedo.
01:15:11¿10 días?
01:15:13¿Estás visto ahí?
01:15:17Tus ojos están cambiando ya.
01:15:19Tienes que estarán matando cada 4 a 5 días.
01:15:23No.
01:15:25No.
01:15:26No.
01:15:27No.
01:15:29No, no.
01:15:34No.
01:15:35No.
01:15:37No.
01:15:39No.
01:15:41No.
01:15:43No.
01:15:44No puedes elegir no te preocupes, pero puedes elegir quién te preocupes.
01:15:59Es una diferencia.
01:16:02Entonces, ¿por qué me elegiste?
01:16:14Tú estás diciendo, que pensé que estaba muy amable.
01:16:44um dad jason
01:16:53i know you haven't heard from me in a while
01:16:58i needed time to figure this out
01:17:03i hope seeing this helps you to understand what happened
01:17:14i just want you to know that i love you
01:17:19and i am very sorry for everything that i've put you through
01:17:24but look
01:17:36if audrey is right
01:17:41and i can't die
01:17:44then what i am and the things i have to do
01:17:49you can't be around
01:17:52it's not safe
01:17:55i'm not the person you remember
01:18:02hello
01:18:07look
01:18:15whoever you are
01:18:17please
01:18:20don't hurt me
01:18:22let me go i won't tell anyone please why are you doing this is this your phone
01:18:36is this your phone
01:18:39that's what i thought
01:18:46what what what what are you going to do
01:18:52i don't know
01:18:54i don't know
01:18:54but i'm going to give you the same chance you gave that little girl
01:18:58i don't know
01:19:08i don't know
01:19:11¡Gracias!
01:19:41What are you doing with the camera?
01:19:58I'm looking for the light.
01:20:02Just don't play on the internet.
01:20:05So, what are we doing here?
01:20:07We're going to make your first night in Italy a memorable one.
01:20:11Come on, Dina.
01:20:12We're going to make your first night.
01:20:14No, I'm kidding.
01:20:31Okay.
01:20:35What's Chiara?
01:20:41¿Quién es ella?
01:20:46¿Qué diablos?
01:20:47¡Tiana!
01:20:48¡Dina, calm down!
01:20:50¡Tiana!
01:20:50¡Dina, vamos a encontrar heros!
01:20:52¡Tiana!
01:20:53¡Dina!
01:21:03¡Oh, Dios!
01:21:05¡Oh, Dios!
01:21:09¡Oh, Dios!
01:21:11¡Oh!
01:21:21¡What the fuck?!
01:21:23¡What the fuck is this?
01:21:26¡Oh, shit!
01:21:31¡Oh, shit!
01:21:32¡Oh, shit!
01:21:34¡Ahhh!
01:22:04¡Hola!
01:22:34¡Hola!
01:23:04¡Hola!
01:23:34¡Hola!
01:24:04¡Hola!
01:24:34¡Hola!
01:25:04¡Hola!
01:25:34¡Hola!
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