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She's The Undercover Boss - Full Movie
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00:00Miss Pearson, it is a pleasure.
00:05You know, GQ has been wanting to profile your company for quite some time now.
00:10The pleasure is all mine, I assure you that.
00:13You know, I have to commend you.
00:15I mean, Dyad's assistant matchmaking record is near perfect.
00:19I mean, save for one pesky CEO.
00:22Financial phenom Jet Abrams gave an interview recently expressing his dissatisfaction.
00:30Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
00:33Every assistant they have sent me has been completely incompetent and a total waste of time.
00:39I saw.
00:41Now, are you at all concerned that this kind of publicity will affect your business?
00:48Not at all.
00:50While Mr. Abrams has proven to be a particularly exacting client, I have no doubt we'll be able to imagine.
01:00In fact, I do have a new angle for your profile, Ms. Carter.
01:12I will personally be going undercover as his assistant to find out exactly what it is the biggest asshole in America needs in a right hand.
01:22Jed Abrams will meet his match.
01:27Can you quote me on that?
01:31You told GQ what?
01:33Oh, come on.
01:36Imagine the headline.
01:38Corporate Cupid tames titans.
01:41Matching the unmatchable.
01:42More like delusional CEO, Tank's own company playing pretend.
01:47You seriously want to attempt some secret spy mission and pretend to be his assistant to gather intel?
01:54All while trying to run your own company.
01:56I mean, as your assistant, and more importantly as your friend, I'm telling you, don't do this.
02:02I know he's an asshole, and I know you want revenge, but...
02:05That's not what this is about.
02:07This is about keeping Dyad's records unimpeachable.
02:10I mean, if Jed Abrams looks like an asshole in the process, that's just cherry on top.
02:16Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
02:20Ooh, honey...
02:22I don't think anything can make that man look bad.
02:25Look, I know you've been married to the job ever since Grey the Goblin,
02:29but even a workaholic like you has to appreciate a man like that.
02:34Not my type.
02:36Besides, you know I don't date my clients.
02:38Yeah, but what about your boss?
02:41You little bitch.
03:00Mr. Abrams?
03:02Good morning, I have your coffee.
03:06Must be my new assistant.
03:08Uh...
03:11Uh...
03:12Uh...
03:13Yeah.
03:14Uh...
03:15Arya Riley, pleasure to...
03:22Meet you.
03:24You know, when I said I'd give Dyad one last chance,
03:27I expected something a little more, uh...
03:31impressive.
03:33Supposed to get extra points for tonight's packaging, huh?
03:36Miss Riley, I need someone I could trust.
03:39Someone I could count on.
03:42Someone who's not gonna bail and not demand perfection.
03:46Someone who's not gonna fuck up my coffee order.
03:49What's up?
03:50You my someone?
03:54Yes, I am.
03:56Good.
03:57Now clean this shit up.
03:59Go change.
04:00And, uh...
04:01Father's reports on my desk.
04:02Oh!
04:04This is strike one.
04:05Understand?
04:06Good.
04:13God.
04:14Oh...
04:15Fuckin' prick.
04:20Fuck!
04:22Fuck!
04:25Fuck!
04:26Fuck!
04:28Okay...
04:29It's just a few weeks...
04:32Gather intel...
04:34Make a match.
04:35Free press and GQ.
04:37Everybody wins.
04:39But he wins.
04:41I could do this.
04:43I could do this.
04:45Oh my god!
04:47What the hell are you doing in here?
04:49I don't want everyone to see me.
05:05You always have extra shirts in your office?
05:07Sometimes things get a bit messy.
05:33Strike too much, Riley.
05:35You might set a new record.
05:37Fired by lunch.
05:47So much for another preface.
05:53Surprised anyone's lasted this long.
05:55You flirt with all your assistants?
06:01Mr. Abrams, I'm sorry I didn't-
06:05Stop.
06:07Every submission that Dyat has sent to me was scheduled to do this.
06:15Not you though.
06:19Clear your schedule.
06:21You're working on a party tonight.
06:23Lots of important potential clients.
06:25So do your homework.
06:27And no more stains.
06:31All right?
06:33I'll see you later.
06:43So he clearly needs someone that can go toe to toe with him.
06:47Someone who will not put up with this bullshit.
06:49I mean, this guy has major control and trust issues.
06:53You should have heard him.
06:55He was like, someone who's not gonna bail.
06:57Someone he can rely on.
06:59Unlike you.
07:01Excuse me?
07:05You don't think he's gonna be pissed when he finds out you're lying?
07:09That you betrayed him?
07:11Well, I...
07:13By the time he finds out, he'll already be matched.
07:17False fair in business.
07:19That's not how that saying goes.
07:29This.
07:31And...
07:33This.
07:35Glenn.
07:37I'm trying to get into his business.
07:39Not his pants.
07:41Aria?
07:42He said to himself.
07:43He's not impressed.
07:45Yet.
08:15You're late.
08:23Fashionably.
08:25Come on.
08:27Let's make some rounds.
08:29Okay.
08:30Oh, first.
08:31Remind me.
08:33Who is he?
08:35Uh...
08:37Some...
08:38Old white guy with a bad tux?
08:40You're not very good at this, are you?
08:44I thought I told you to do your homework.
08:46Oh!
08:47Don't blame me for your bad memory.
08:49It's not leadership.
08:53Fair enough.
08:54Hmm.
08:56Ah, fuck.
08:58What?
08:59Jet.
09:00Are you avoiding your fiancé?
09:04I believe you're my ex-fiancé.
09:06For now.
09:08Not the first time we've called it off.
09:10Oh, but it is the last.
09:12Think I learned my lesson when you skipped our engagement party?
09:15With my best man?
09:17That was a momentary lapse in judgment.
09:22That's all.
09:23Lena Taft.
09:27This would be Abrams.
09:29And you are...
09:32cosplaying as a Las Vegas showgirl.
09:36Aria Riley.
09:39Mr. Abrams' assistant.
09:42Speaking of, Keir Hamlin is at the bar.
09:45You should go talk to him before his third dirty martini.
09:48Hmm.
09:49Yeah.
09:50If you'll excuse him.
09:51Hmm.
09:52How's that for a reminder?
09:55Hmm.
09:56Give it up, honey.
09:58He'll never be interested in the likes of you.
10:01You're the help, for God's sake.
10:04I'll never think as well.
10:18Great!
10:20What the hell are you doing here?
10:22Uh, Abrams donates to the Philharmonic, so we're planning as a favor.
10:26You?
10:27Are you here with Diane or looking for clients?
10:30Sort of.
10:32Jesus, Ari, talk about the silent treatment.
10:36I've been trying to get in touch with you for weeks.
10:39Why haven't you answered my calls?
10:42Maybe because you literally stole from me.
10:45You wrote yourself a check from my checkbook.
10:47I told you I would pay you back.
10:49It was 10K.
10:51It's not exactly an IOU situation.
10:53Always playing the victim.
10:55Ugh.
10:56We're gonna get you a therapist for that.
10:58Hmm.
10:59After we get you therapy for your gambling addiction?
11:01How about that?
11:02That is all behind me now.
11:05Hey, come on.
11:06Come on, baby.
11:08I've missed you.
11:10I know you've missed me.
11:12Gray, it's over.
11:15I told you.
11:16I don't want to give up on us.
11:19This man bothering you, Ariya?
11:23Ugh.
11:24Is he one of your clients?
11:25No.
11:26I'm actually a her boyfriend.
11:29Chat, sweetheart, this is my ex, Gray.
11:35Right.
11:36I suppose I should thank you.
11:39For fucking up.
11:40If it wasn't for that, you would never find the moment of my dreams.
11:51Hmm.
11:52I don't believe it.
11:55This guy is in your tongue.
11:58Since when do you go for Susan?
12:00You always said you don't shit where you eat.
12:03I...
12:04I...
12:05Uh...
12:06I...
12:27Okay.
12:30Oh, you hate PDA?
12:32Nah.
12:33Maybe with you, buddy.
12:36Good luck with this one.
12:39Work always comes first with Aria.
12:42You'll see.
12:48Fuck.
12:49I am so sorry.
12:51I...
12:52That will never happen again.
12:53No.
12:54No.
12:55You're good.
12:56You helped me with my ex.
12:58I guess we're even now.
12:59Mm-hmm.
13:01How about a drink?
13:03Yeah.
13:04I've tried many times, but it's just not...
13:21You wanna sit down?
13:23Yeah.
13:24Let's go.
13:25Oh, I am such a klutz.
13:30Probably did you a favor, though.
13:33Cheap thing like that belongs in the trash.
13:35I'd be careful what you call cheap with a nose like that.
13:37Excuse me?
13:38What the hell is your problem, Lena?
13:43Go.
13:45Go.
13:46Come on.
13:47Come on.
13:55Here, sit down.
13:59Can I see?
14:00Let's just go.
14:01RIP.
14:05Oh.
14:07Just as rib.
14:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:13Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:15Oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:18Oh!
14:19Oh!
14:20Oh!
14:21Oh!
14:22Oh!
14:23Huh?
14:24Oh.
14:25Does it hurt?
14:26No, it's just cold.
14:55We should, uh, we should probably get you on.
15:02Yeah.
15:03Here, you take my card, okay?
15:11I'm gonna need you at the office early in the morning.
15:13You gotta set up for the meeting with Hamelin.
15:16I'm gonna need a briefing doc of all the strategic angles.
15:20Can you handle that?
15:22That's a lot to ask of the cripple.
15:25Well, I have all the faith in the world.
15:32I'll see you in the morning, yeah?
15:36Okay.
15:37Get home safe.
15:39Thanks.
15:39Thanks.
15:55Double shot, dry, almond milk, and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
16:13In the cup this time.
16:16Hey, um, I wanted to talk to you about what happened between us last night.
16:22Ugh.
16:22That can't happen again.
16:27I mean, I can't.
16:28Um, I crossed the line when I kissed you, and, uh, I'm your boss.
16:33No, no.
16:35I, I know it didn't mean anything.
16:37Oh.
16:38Um, it's my fault.
16:41Um, when I saw my ex, it just kind of rattled me.
16:45Right, yeah.
16:46I crossed the line when I, I put you in that position, so.
16:50Okay.
16:51Um, I'm sorry.
16:55Um, I think, uh, moving forward, we should just, uh, maintain some professional boundaries.
17:10I didn't say that it didn't mean anything.
17:18Um...
17:21Sorry.
17:25I don't mean to interrupt any business matters.
17:31Absolutely not.
17:32Cheer Hamlin.
17:34Ready to finalize this deal?
17:36Only if you want to be a lot richer than you already are.
17:39Absolutely.
17:39Come on in.
17:40Have a seat.
17:46You look familiar to me.
17:48Do I know you from somewhere?
17:50Uh, I don't think so.
17:50Unless you saw my tumble at the party last night.
17:53Ha, ha, ha.
17:54No, that's not it.
17:55Ah, I just got it.
17:58You look exactly like this CEO.
18:00You look exactly like this CEO.
18:06Oh.
18:08A knockout if I've ever seen one.
18:12What did her company do?
18:13It was something with corporate matchmaking.
18:17Uh, diet?
18:18Uh, diet?
18:19Right.
18:20Mm.
18:21That's where Arya came from.
18:24Mm.
18:24Ha, ha.
18:26What a funny coincidence.
18:28I haven't had the pleasure of meeting our CEO.
18:32Uncanny.
18:33Mm.
18:33Well, gentlemen, should we get down to business and hammer out some deal points?
18:39Absolutely.
18:40Okay.
18:41Coffee, Mr. Hanlon?
18:42Mm.
18:43Sweet and milky.
18:47Darling.
18:50Okay.
18:54Hm.
18:54I thought you were fed up with diet.
18:59Yeah.
19:00Giving him one last chance.
19:02Ha, ha.
19:04You sly dog.
19:06I guess you were just holding out for the goods, huh?
19:09What do you say?
19:10We share the wealth?
19:12We could make her one of the deal points.
19:15She's mine.
19:17My assistant.
19:19Leave her alone.
19:21Hm.
19:24Thank you, sweetheart.
19:28Hm.
19:31The fuck was that?
19:34Get out.
19:36Excuse me?
19:37You heard me.
19:39I fucking warned you.
19:40Now get out.
19:42You're going to tank this deal and lose millions?
19:46For her?
19:48Good assistant's worth their weight in gold.
19:50We're through here.
19:51You really didn't have to do that.
20:05I've dealt with creeps way worse than that guy.
20:10Yeah, I know.
20:11I met Jake's boyfriend, remember?
20:14Should have had to deal with guys like that, though.
20:16Especially with me around.
20:17Hm.
20:18So, I'm a good assistant, huh?
20:24Not some pseudoscience bullshit?
20:26So, look, I admit I was a bit harsh in my interview.
20:30A bit?
20:30And I can be difficult to work with at times.
20:34Mm-hmm.
20:34But, I've learned from experience.
20:39People are generally disappointing.
20:43They leave when the going gets tough.
20:47Just weeding those people out early.
20:50Don't want to waste my time.
20:53But you, miss, are most definitely not a waste of my time.
20:58Um, I guess I'm in my match.
21:03Mm-hmm.
21:04Okay.
21:09Um, well, do you need anything else from me?
21:14Besides losing you a million dollars?
21:19No.
21:20No.
21:23Okay.
21:25Okay.
21:25Okay.
21:28Get back to work.
21:35Yeah.
21:36Yeah.
21:36Okay.
21:37Yeah.
21:47Fuck me.
21:52Oh, my God.
21:54Oh, fuck me.
21:56That doesn't sound like appropriate office talk.
22:01Nothing screams classy like dropping the F-bomb.
22:05Oh, like fucking your fiancé's best friend?
22:09I didn't see you on the schedule today.
22:11Don't you know you have to go through me to get to him?
22:13He didn't tell you.
22:19Alistair Holdings is investing in my makeup company.
22:23Now be a dear and fetch me a latte while the adults talk business.
22:27I just came by to discuss our little business venture.
22:40I just came by to discuss our little business venture.
22:56There's no hour or anything.
22:59We've been broken up for months.
23:00Well, like it or not, we have a contract, remember?
23:05Until you break it, remember?
23:09Baby.
23:11Baby.
23:13What has got you so stressed, huh?
23:18Maybe I can help you relax.
23:30Excuse me.
23:32No, no, no.
23:33Stay.
23:36If you'd like to make an appointment, make it with Aria.
23:39Just like everyone else.
23:40I'm busy here, Lena.
23:42Of course.
23:45Reserve the jet tomorrow.
23:46Mr. Abrams and I will be flying into New York.
23:48Excuse me, I have to work, Lena.
23:50This is work.
23:52I want to open an office in New York,
23:54and you want to do your due diligence, don't you?
23:59Make sure those couple bottles of Dom are stocked.
24:03I want to celebrate our merger.
24:04Merger, huh?
24:22You jealous?
24:27No.
24:27I'm not.
24:29I'm not.
24:30No.
24:32Don't worry about Lena.
24:34Forget her.
24:36I do need you to do something for me, though.
24:39Mm-hmm.
24:39The contractors are coming for the kitchen remodel on Friday?
24:51Mm-hmm.
24:52I need you to go let them in.
24:53You could go over there after I leave.
24:56Maybe stay the night, if you want.
24:59And that's not crossing a professional boundary?
25:04Sleeping in your bed?
25:05I do have plenty of guest rooms, Miss Riley.
25:08But if you wanted to.
25:10No.
25:11I don't.
25:12I wasn't.
25:13Um.
25:15Yeah, that would be fine.
25:18Thank you, Mr. Abrams.
25:19So, let's hear it.
25:37What's it like working for the biggest asshole in America?
25:42Uh.
25:44You know, he's, um.
25:48He's not that bad.
25:49Miss Pearson, not that bad does not make for a great article.
25:57Not that bad means it's your company's fault, not his.
26:03And I'm sure that's not the angle you're looking for, right?
26:08Of course not.
26:11You know Dyad is everything to me.
26:14Okay, I put my blood, sweat, and tears into this.
26:18I know.
26:19I've done my research.
26:22Which is why I'm surprised you're not taking the chance to defend it.
26:27I would give anything for this company.
26:31Well then,
26:32if I were you,
26:34I'd dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the press.
26:37Okay, damn.
26:55Okay, damn.
26:56Major CEO goals.
26:58Hello?
26:58Hey boss, I've got a couple reports you need to sign.
27:05Should I bring them by tall, dark, and scary's office?
27:08Actually, I'm at his house right now.
27:13Beverly Hills.
27:14I'll send you the address.
27:15Oh my god, it's like I stepped into 50 shades of gray.
27:29Oh, is there a pleasure room?
27:33Don't touch anything.
27:36This man is a total control freak.
27:39Anything is out of place, he'll...
27:41Glenn!
27:43It's for you.
27:48And me.
27:50You deserve a break.
27:52And besides, he's a freaking billionaire.
27:54Is he really going to miss this...
27:56$2,000 bottle of champagne?
27:59My god.
27:59Holy shit.
28:03Wow.
28:04You're popular.
28:06It's gray.
28:07He's been harassing me ever since I told him that Jett was my boyfriend.
28:12You what?
28:13It was nothing.
28:14I ran into him at this party, and he wouldn't stop bothering me.
28:18So, Jett played along.
28:21He actually really saved my ass.
28:25And he kissed me.
28:28What?
28:29Yeah.
28:30Okay.
28:31Well, it sounds like we have a lot of ground to cover.
28:36How about we do it out by that gorgeous pool?
28:39I brought bathing suits.
28:41How did you know that he...
28:42Duh.
28:43All billionaires have pools.
28:45Now, come on.
28:46It's not like he's going to come home anytime soon.
28:53And then I was thinking drinks at this bar that my friend just opened.
28:56It's super chic and, like, impossible to get into.
28:59And then I was thinking tomorrow we'd skip out to the Hamptons.
29:07Daddy's in Shanghai, so we'd have the whole place to ourselves.
29:09Lena, I told you, this is strictly a business trip.
29:16How about that?
29:24There is no office, is there?
29:26I just wanted us to get away like we used to.
29:30Without your obnoxious assistant poking around.
29:36Baby.
29:38You know this isn't over between us.
29:40I can't do this with you.
29:46I...
29:46I'm going home.
29:59But, like, was there tongue?
30:01Shut up.
30:06Bitch, I knew it.
30:08I knew you wanted to jump his bones.
30:11Okay.
30:12First of all, don't call your boss a bitch.
30:15Second of all, who says I want to jump his bones?
30:17Okay, fine.
30:22Fine.
30:23He's a total package.
30:25I mean, he's hot.
30:27He's rich.
30:28He's smart.
30:30Sounds like someone else I know.
30:32Maybe slightly less rich.
30:35Okay, but still, you two are like a match made in heaven.
30:38Yeah, right.
30:39I mean, and what happens when he finds out I've been lying to him this whole time?
30:44And besides, he's probably not even into me.
30:47He's in New York right now.
30:49With his ex-fiancé.
30:51I mean, what am I supposed to do with that?
30:52Arya?
30:56Janet!
30:56Uh...
30:57Uh, what are you...
31:00Um...
31:01Who is this?
31:04Uh, oh, oh, Jew.
31:05Look at the time.
31:06I have to go feed my fish.
31:07Pat.
31:08My cat?
31:11My fish and his cat.
31:13Yeah, you should probably do that.
31:18I'm sorry, I didn't...
31:20Just have a half-naked man in my fucking house?
31:23I'm not gonna ask you again.
31:25Who is that?
31:29Wait.
31:31Are you...
31:33Jealous?
31:35Of Glenn?
31:38What, this is funny to you?
31:41Um...
31:42No, I, um...
31:45He's my...
31:45Friend.
31:48Mm-hmm.
31:50And trust me, he's way more interested in you than he is me.
31:52Do you like this?
32:02Like, toying with me?
32:04Making me crazy?
32:09When I wrap my house...
32:10This little bikini?
32:12What do you care?
32:20Where's Lena?
32:22Think I give a shit about Lena?
32:24Think that I don't care?
32:28You don't think I'm going crazy seeing you every single day?
32:32Maintaining these professional boundaries?
32:34Ever since we kissed?
32:43I can't stop thinking about that night.
32:48These lips?
32:50You're my boss.
32:52You're my assistant.
32:54So assist me, Aria.
32:57Put me out of my misery.
32:58I'm sorry.
32:59I'm sorry.
33:04I mean, you're burning up.
33:33Oh.
33:35Let's get you inside.
33:36Okay.
33:53You know, I've been dreaming of this.
33:57Yeah?
33:59Yeah.
34:03I dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the prince.
34:20Jed, I, um...
34:25What?
34:27I need to tell you something.
34:28No.
34:29Tell me later.
34:30I'll tell you.
34:33Get your friend, Tim.
34:40Tarun.
34:42How dare you?
34:43Don't you trust me?
34:44I won't it.
34:44I'd tell you.
34:45Don't you trust me.
34:46Don't you trust me.
34:46Mm.
34:50What?
34:50Hungry?
35:08Wow.
35:10This place looks like a five-star hotel.
35:12I didn't know it had all the amenities, too.
35:14Mm-hmm.
35:15Mm.
35:16This looks delicious.
35:19Yeah, I'd say so.
35:20This looks good on you.
35:25Yeah?
35:26Yeah.
35:27But I also think that it would look better off of you.
35:39Kitchen contractors.
35:41I'll take care of it, boss.
35:42I do.
35:43No.
35:52Gray!
35:53What the fuck are you doing here?
35:55Did you follow me?
35:56You still weren't answering me.
35:58I needed to talk to you.
36:00You weren't at Dyad.
36:02You weren't at your apartment.
36:03So I thought I'd try your boyfriend's office.
36:06Or should I say your bosses?
36:10Now, you can imagine my surprise when the receptionist corrected me.
36:14Now, I knew you didn't give a shit about this guy.
36:17Like I said, it's all about work for you.
36:19So, question is, how's he gonna feel when he finds out about your double life?
36:27What do you want?
36:30Now you're asking the right questions.
36:34$10,000.
36:36What?
36:37You heard me.
36:38Get me the money.
36:38Or else, this fucking guy finds out exactly who you really are.
36:43Huh?
36:44Blackmail, Gray.
36:45Really?
36:46That's fucking desperate.
36:47Even for you.
36:48What, are you gambling again?
36:50I'm not bailing you out this time.
36:52You have 24 hours.
37:02Fuck.
37:08Everything good?
37:10Yeah.
37:11Just contractor stuff.
37:14Hmm.
37:15Big promises and bigger delays.
37:17Yeah.
37:19Hmm.
37:19I should, uh, I should go get ready for work.
37:23Wait, wait, wait.
37:25I'm sure that the boss would understand.
37:27Wait.
37:27No!
37:30No, okay, wait, hold on.
37:32Wow, that's fine.
37:35We can't do this.
37:37Are you?
37:38We already have.
37:40I don't date my client.
37:44My bosses.
37:46Well, I don't sleep with my assistants, but, um, here we are.
37:52Look, truthfully, I haven't felt this way, like, maybe ever.
38:03Tell me I'm not gone anymore.
38:04I don't know.
38:09You're not.
38:15So, what, are you gonna fire me now?
38:18What?
38:19No.
38:19The best assistant I ever had.
38:22I don't know what I'd do without you.
38:24But, maybe, we could have it both ways.
38:31You know?
38:32Professional in the office.
38:34Unprofessional out.
38:35Please.
38:35I really don't want to lose you.
38:44What are you saying?
38:45All right.
38:54all right i have your money just tell me where to send it aria i'm so sorry but while you were
39:18taking your sweet ass time i found a better deal a better deal what the fuck you told me i had 24 hours
39:25oh you'll see soon enough
39:29amazing
39:35jack
39:36all right
39:38apparently the philharmonic wants to thank me for my donations at a private event tonight
39:44well private plus the press you know
39:48well it'd be fun plus can't go anywhere without my assistant can i
39:54uh jet i start to eat where's that local address
40:01you just never do what you're told do you
40:17i love the red though
40:21hey
40:24why are you so nervous
40:26jet i i need to tell you something
40:33oh what could that be
40:36lena what are you doing here
40:39you didn't think that i'd miss your big night did you
40:41you know get me a chardonnay
40:43will you
40:45okay
40:46chardonnay
40:48oh um gray and i have a little surprise planned for you tonight
40:53ladies and gentlemen
41:02a brief moment please
41:04this evening
41:06as well as this plaque
41:09are just a couple tokens of gratitude for one of our most generous donors
41:14jet abrams
41:17but of course
41:20no ceo would be anywhere without their loyal assistant
41:25a round of applause from miss aria riley if you will
41:28then again
41:31aria's not just an assistant
41:35great
41:35and her name's not just aria riley
41:40please don't do this
41:40what's going on
41:41she's also aria riley pearson
41:45the ceo of dyad
41:48well looks like they're talking that through now
41:56you've been lying to me this entire time
41:58jen
42:00i was doing this for you
42:03okay if you just let me explain
42:04i just wanted to find you the perfect assistant
42:07okay that's it
42:09i thought if i went undercover
42:10that i could get you exactly what you need
42:12and then
42:13and then you were gonna leave me
42:14i trusted you aria
42:18no
42:20oh i never wanted to hurt you
42:22ugh she's lying
42:24ever since i found out who you really are
42:30i've been asking around
42:31see
42:32i have friends at gq too
42:34and a little birdie told me
42:36that you pitched an article boasting
42:38you could find an assistant for
42:40what did she call him
42:42what did you call him
42:43what was it
42:44oh i remember
42:46the biggest asshole in america
42:48she was never here for you
42:53she was here for herself
42:56for her company
42:57it was all
42:59just a little pr stunt
43:02chet please
43:11don't
43:12you're fired
43:17so
43:27in light of
43:44recent events
43:46jett abrams reached out to the magazine
43:48to share his side of the story
43:50dyad regularly engages in corporate espionage
43:56and their best practices are lies and deception
43:59and their ceo and founder aria pearson
44:02is a major liability
44:04would you care to respond before we go to print
44:09i uh
44:12i
44:14she has no comment
44:16thank you helen but that's all the time miss pearson has today
44:19no
44:19wait
44:21aria
44:23public allegations of fraud
44:26are for lawyers to handle
44:27not you
44:28you could hurt the company if
44:30yes
44:31i lied
44:36to mr abrams
44:37stepping in was not about going beyond for the client
44:43it was about promoting dyad
44:46it was selfish
44:50and wrong
44:52any relationship
44:56professional or personal
44:58is based off honesty
45:01and trust
45:02and that i betrayed jett
45:06mr abrams
45:09i take full responsibility for my actions
45:16can i quote you on that
45:24sabotage jet
45:33what the fuck is your problem
45:49i'd say you talk to helen
45:50look i know you're upset with me
45:53but to slander my name in the press
45:54i'm just being honest
45:56unlike you
45:57was even real
45:59was fucking me just part of the plan
46:01god what the fuck is wrong with you
46:03i did what i thought i had to do okay
46:05yeah you had to lie to me
46:06you had to manipulate me
46:08you cheated to get ahead and you know it
46:09seriously
46:10you inherited your company from your dad
46:13who inherited it from his dad
46:15you have no fucking idea
46:17what it's like to build something from scratch
46:19to put your whole soul
46:21into something
46:21dyad is everything to me
46:24was everything to me
46:29look i know you're upset with me for lying
46:32but you have no fucking right to destroy everything i worked so hard for
46:36you know what
46:40lena was right
46:43we're from completely different worlds
46:46this never would have worked
46:50aria
46:59dyad doesn't need you to step down as ceo
47:03that's just giving up
47:04i'm not giving up
47:07i'm letting go
47:09dyad needs a new face to get over this controversy
47:14i still believe in everything we did
47:19i just don't know if i believe in myself anymore
47:25i'm sure it'll be in good hands with whoever the board chooses
47:30so then the more i thought about it the more i realized
47:57we actually do need a new york office
47:59i'm thinking soho
48:01maybe hudson yards
48:04anything but midtown
48:06ew
48:07jet
48:11you need to move on
48:14forget her after what you said to gq
48:17that bitch is finished
48:18do not call her that
48:20i just
48:24i keep thinking about the last thing that she said to me
48:28she said
48:31i've never built anything from scratch
48:34she's right
48:37okay but does that justify her lying to you
48:42for weeks
48:43when you are as privileged as we are
48:47you cannot let your guard down
48:50you have to stick with the people you know
48:53and i know you
48:57and you know me
49:02you're right
49:09i do
49:12i know you lied to me
49:15i know you betrayed me
49:18and i know
49:19that when you found out about aria
49:21you teamed up with her ex to humiliate her
49:23instead of coming to be
49:24i didn't
49:25i was trying to protect you
49:29because i love you jet
49:31you don't love me
49:32and i don't love you
49:35i don't think i ever did
49:40ever since being with aria
49:42the way she made me feel
49:46you need to leave
49:53are you kidding me
50:01you're gonna choose her
50:03over me
50:05go lena
50:09i don't understand why you couldn't bring these documents to my apartment
50:37because
50:40there are no documents
50:43i lied
50:44i needed to get you back in the office
50:47we've had calls all morning from firms wanting to make capital investments
50:54up to nine figures
50:56what
50:57how
50:59jet recanted his statement
51:02and saying your praises
51:03he said that
51:04diet had an unimpeachable business model
51:06and is the best investment of the year
51:09he said his judgment was clouded because of his
51:12feelings for you
51:14oh
51:18and you had to tell me this at the office
51:22why
51:23he's here
51:25waiting for you
51:28oh
51:40sorry i just
51:46wanted to know what it felt like to be the most sought after cdo in the city
51:50so
52:07i need an assistant
52:10all right
52:15all right i
52:15me first
52:18okay
52:19i thought about what you said
52:22and
52:24i should not have lied
52:26and
52:27for everything that i lied about
52:29i was always
52:31honest about us
52:33i mean i had
52:35i have
52:40very real feelings
52:43i never thought anything could be more important to me than work
52:48and then i met you
52:51and i know
52:54and i know
52:54what you did
52:56with gq
52:56and
52:57if you were just trying to
52:58undo the damage
53:00i get it
53:02but
53:02i was hoping that
53:05maybe
53:06all right
53:07why do you think i'm here
53:10everything i said was true
53:13and i was such
53:16an idiot
53:17and i'm sorry that i got so angry with it
53:18i'm sorry
53:20i shouldn't have lied
53:22i just
53:24the thought of losing you
53:27i got
53:30i got scared
53:33i'm not going anywhere
53:37i'm not even not
53:40i trust you
53:42in the office
53:58so unprofessional
54:00good thing we don't work together anymore
54:03you fired me
54:05remember
54:05you're such a control freak
54:11i guess that makes us the perfect match
54:14yeah yeah
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54:23yeah
54:31yeah
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