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She's The Undercover Boss - Full Movie
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00:00Miss Pearson, it is a pleasure.
00:05You know, GQ has been wanting to profile your company for quite some time now.
00:10The pleasure is all mine, I assure you that.
00:13You know, I have to commend you.
00:15I mean, Dyad's assistant matchmaking record is near perfect.
00:19I mean, save for one pesky CEO.
00:22Financial phenom Jet Abrams gave an interview recently expressing his dissatisfaction.
00:30Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
00:33Every assistant they have sent me has been completely incompetent and a total waste of time.
00:39I saw.
00:41Now, are you at all concerned that this kind of publicity will affect your business?
00:48Not at all.
00:50While Mr. Abrams has proven to be a particularly exacting client, I have no doubt we'll be able to imagine.
01:00In fact, I do have a new angle for your profile, Ms. Carter.
01:12I will personally be going undercover as his assistant to find out exactly what it is the biggest asshole in America needs in a right hand.
01:22Jed Abrams will meet his match.
01:27Can you quote me on that?
01:31You told GQ what?
01:33Oh, come on.
01:36Imagine the headline.
01:38Corporate Cupid tames titans.
01:41Matching the unmatchable.
01:42More like delusional CEO, Tank's own company playing pretend.
01:47You seriously want to attempt some secret spy mission and pretend to be his assistant to gather intel?
01:54All while trying to run your own company.
01:56I mean, as your assistant, and more importantly as your friend, I'm telling you, don't do this.
02:02I know he's an asshole, and I know you want revenge, but...
02:05That's not what this is about.
02:07This is about keeping Dyad's records unimpeachable.
02:10I mean, if Jed Abrams looks like an asshole in the process, that's just cherry on top.
02:16Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
02:20Ooh, honey...
02:22I don't think anything can make that man look bad.
02:25Look, I know you've been married to the job ever since Grey the Goblin,
02:29but even a workaholic like you has to appreciate a man like that.
02:34Not my type.
02:36Besides, you know I don't date my clients.
02:38Yeah, but what about your boss?
02:41You little bitch.
03:00Mr. Abrams?
03:02Good morning, I have your coffee.
03:06Must be my new assistant.
03:08Uh...
03:11Uh...
03:12Uh...
03:13Yeah.
03:14Uh...
03:15Arya Riley, pleasure to...
03:22Meet you.
03:24You know, when I said I'd give Dyad one last chance,
03:27I expected something a little more, uh...
03:31impressive.
03:33Supposed to get extra points for tonight's packaging, huh?
03:36Miss Riley, I need someone I could trust.
03:39Someone I could count on.
03:42Someone who's not gonna bail and not demand perfection.
03:46Someone who's not gonna fuck up my coffee order.
03:49What's up?
03:50You my someone?
03:54Yes, I am.
03:56Good.
03:57Now clean this shit up.
03:59Go change.
04:00And, uh...
04:01Father's reports on my desk.
04:02Oh!
04:04This is strike one.
04:05Understand?
04:06Good.
04:13God.
04:14puntos of fear is unborn.
04:16You!
04:19Fucking prick!
04:21Ugh!
04:24OK...
04:26It's just a few weeks...
04:28Gather intel, make a match.
04:29Free press and GQ.
04:31Everybody wins.
04:32gather intel, make a match, free press and GQ, everybody wins.
04:40I could do this. I could do this.
04:44Oh, my God.
04:47What the hell are you doing in here?
04:49I don't want everyone to see me.
05:02You always have extra shirts in your office?
05:07Sometimes things get a bit messy.
05:32Strike two, Ms. Riley.
05:35You must have a new record.
05:37Fired by lunch.
05:47So much for another pre-face.
05:52Surprised anyone's lasted this long.
05:55You flirt with all your assistants.
06:02Mr. Abrams, I'm sorry, I didn't...
06:04Stop.
06:08Every submission that Diya just sent to me was sketchyless.
06:15Not you, though.
06:20Clear your schedule.
06:21You're working on a party tonight.
06:23Lots of important potential clients, so do your homework.
06:27And no more stains, all right?
06:33I'll see you later.
06:43So, he clearly needs someone that can go toe-to-toe with him.
06:47Someone who will not put up with his bullshit.
06:49I mean, this guy has major control and trust issues.
06:53You should have heard him.
06:54He was like, someone who's not going to bail.
06:58Someone he can rely on.
07:00Unlike you.
07:03Excuse me?
07:05You don't think he's going to be pissed when he finds out you're lying?
07:09That you betrayed him?
07:12Well, I...
07:14By the time he finds out, he'll already be matched.
07:19False fair and business.
07:21That's not how that saying goes.
07:22This.
07:29This.
07:32And...
07:35This.
07:36Glenn, I'm trying to get into his business, not his pants.
07:41Aria, he said to himself, he's not impressed.
07:46Yet.
07:46What?
08:17You're late.
08:25Fashionably.
08:27Come on, let's make some rounds.
08:29Okay.
08:30Oh, first, remind me.
08:33Who is he?
08:36Um, some old white guy with a bad tux?
08:42You're not very good at this, are you?
08:44I thought I told you to do your homework.
08:45Oh, don't blame me for your bad memory.
08:49It's not leadership.
08:53Fair enough.
08:54Hmm.
08:56Ah, fuck.
08:58What?
08:59Jet.
09:00Are you avoiding your fiancé?
09:04I believe you're my ex-fiancé.
09:06No, for now.
09:08Not the first time we've called it off.
09:11Oh, but it is the last.
09:12Think I learned my lesson when you skipped our engagement party?
09:15With my best man?
09:16That was a momentary lapse in judgment, that's all.
09:26Lena Taft.
09:28This would be Abrams.
09:29And you are cosplaying as a Las Vegas showgirl.
09:39Aria Riley, Mr. Abrams' assistant.
09:43Speaking of, Keir Hamlin is at the bar.
09:46You should go talk to him before his third dirty martini.
09:49Hmm.
09:49Yeah.
09:50If you'll excuse him.
09:51Hmm.
09:52Hmm.
09:53How's that for a reminder?
09:56Hmm.
09:58Give it up, honey.
09:59He'll never be interested in the likes of you.
10:02You're the help, for God's sake.
10:05He'll never fit into his world.
10:06Great.
10:20What the hell are you doing here?
10:22Uh, Abrams donates to the Philharmonic, so we're playing as a favor.
10:27You, are you here with Diane or looking for clients?
10:31Sort of.
10:33Jesus, Ari, talk about the silent treatment.
10:36I've been trying to get in touch with you for weeks.
10:40Why haven't you answered my calls?
10:42Maybe because you literally stole from me.
10:45You wrote yourself a check for my checkbook.
10:47I told you I would pay you back.
10:49It was 10K.
10:51It's not exactly an IOU situation.
10:54Always playing the victim.
10:57We're gonna get you a therapist for that.
10:58Hmm.
10:59After we get you therapy for your gambling addiction?
11:02How about that?
11:03That is all behind me now.
11:04Hey, come on.
11:07Come on, baby.
11:09I've missed you.
11:11I know you miss me.
11:13Gray, it's over.
11:16I told you.
11:18Don't want to give up on us.
11:22Is this man bothering you, Ari?
11:23Is he one of your clients?
11:29No.
11:30I'm actually her boyfriend.
11:34Jet, sweetheart, this is my ex.
11:37Gray.
11:39Right.
11:40I suppose I should thank you.
11:45For fucking up.
11:47If it wasn't for that,
11:48you've never found the moment of my dreams.
11:50I don't believe it.
11:56This guy is in your tongue.
11:59Since when do you go for suits?
12:01You always said you don't shit where you eat.
12:04I...
12:05I...
12:06I...
12:06Okay.
12:27Okay.
12:30You hate PDA?
12:32Nah.
12:33Maybe with you, buddy.
12:35Good luck with this one.
12:39Work always comes first with Aria.
12:42You'll see.
12:49I'm so sorry.
12:51That will never happen again.
12:52No, no.
12:53You're good.
12:55You helped me with my ex.
12:57I guess we're even now.
12:58Mm-hmm.
13:01How about a drink?
13:02Yeah.
13:03Yeah.
13:03Let's go.
13:15I've tried many times, but it's just not.
13:21You want to sit down?
13:23Yeah.
13:23All right, let's go.
13:27Ah!
13:28Oh, I am such a klutz.
13:30I probably did you a favor, though.
13:33Cheap thing like that belongs in the trash.
13:35I'd be careful what you call cheap with a nose like that.
13:38Excuse me?
13:39What the hell is your problem, Lena?
13:43Go.
13:45Go.
13:46Come on.
13:47Here, sit down.
13:58Can I sit?
14:08Jess is ripped.
14:09Come on.
14:25Does it hurt?
14:26No.
14:27It's...
14:29It's just cold.
14:30Ha!
14:31I've been thinking lately, lately it's me.
14:41You stole your piss, put it on me, baby.
14:48We should probably get you home.
15:01Yeah.
15:03Here, you take my car, okay?
15:11I'm gonna need you at the office early in the morning.
15:13You gotta set up for the meeting with Hamelin.
15:15I'm gonna need a briefing doc of all the strategic angles.
15:20Can you handle that?
15:22That's a lot to ask of a cripple.
15:25Well, I have all the faith in the world.
15:31I'll see you in the morning, yeah?
15:35Okay.
15:36Get home safe.
15:38Thanks.
15:45Oh!
15:55Double shot, dry, almond milk, and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
15:58Mm. Thank you.
15:59Double shot, dry, almond milk, and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
16:13In the cup this time.
16:15Hey, I wanted to talk to you about what happened between us last night.
16:23That can't happen again.
16:27I mean, I can't.
16:29I crossed the line when I kissed you, and I'm your boss.
16:33No, no.
16:35I know it didn't mean anything.
16:37Oh.
16:39It's my fault.
16:41When I saw my ex, it just kind of rattled me.
16:45Right, yeah.
16:46I crossed the line when I put you in that position, so.
16:50Okay.
16:51I'm sorry.
16:52I think moving forward, we should just maintain some professional boundaries.
17:10I didn't say that it didn't mean anything.
17:12Okay.
17:12I didn't say that it didn't mean anything.
17:22I didn't say that it didn't mean anything.
17:23I didn't say that it didn't mean anything.
17:24I didn't say that it didn't mean anything.
17:25Sorry.
17:26I don't mean to interrupt any business matters.
17:29Absolutely not.
17:30Cheers, Hammond.
17:31Ready to finalize this deal?
17:32Only if you want to be a lot richer than you already are.
17:37Absolutely.
17:38Come on in.
17:39Have a seat.
17:40You look familiar to me.
17:47Do I know you from somewhere?
17:49Uh, I don't think so.
17:52Unless you saw my tumble at the party last night.
17:55No, that's not it.
17:57Ah, I just got it.
18:00You look exactly like this CEO.
18:03Oh.
18:04A knockout if I've ever seen one.
18:10What did her company do?
18:13It was something with corporate matchmaking.
18:17Uh, diet?
18:19Right.
18:20That's where Arya came from.
18:24What a funny coincidence.
18:28I haven't had the pleasure of meeting our CEO.
18:31Uncanny.
18:34Hmm.
18:35Well, gentlemen, should we get down to business
18:37and hammer out some deal points?
18:39Absolutely.
18:40Okay.
18:41Coffee, Mr. Hanlon?
18:42Mm.
18:43Sweet and milky.
18:47Darling.
18:54Hm.
18:56I thought you were fed up with Dyad.
18:58Yeah, I'm giving him one last chance.
19:01You sly dog.
19:05I guess you were just holding out for the goods, huh?
19:07What do you say?
19:09We share the wealth?
19:11We could make her one of the deal points.
19:15She's mine.
19:16My assistant.
19:18Leave her alone.
19:19Hm.
19:20Thank you, sweetheart.
19:21Hm.
19:22The fuck was that?
19:26Get out.
19:27Excuse me?
19:28You heard me.
19:29I fucking warned you.
19:30Now get out.
19:32You're gonna tank this deal and lose millions?
19:33For her?
19:34Good assistant's worth their weight in gold.
19:35We're through here.
19:37You really didn't have to do that.
19:39I've dealt with creeps way worse than that guy.
19:42You're gonna tank this deal and lose millions?
19:46For her?
19:47Good assistant's worth their weight in gold.
19:49We're through here.
19:50You really didn't have to do that.
19:52I've dealt with creeps way worse than that guy.
19:55Yeah.
19:56I know.
19:57I met Jake's boyfriend, remember?
19:59Should've had to deal with guys like that, though.
20:01Especially with me around.
20:02Hm.
20:03So.
20:04I'm a good assistant, huh?
20:05Not some pseudo-science bullshit.
20:06I admit I was a bit harsh in that interview.
20:07A bit?
20:08And I can be difficult to work with at times.
20:10I have to meet you guys like that.
20:11I would really be sad.
20:12I knew I was stupid.
20:13You really didn't have to do that.
20:14I've dealt with creeps way worse than that guy.
20:15Yeah.
20:16I know.
20:17I met Jake's boyfriend, remember?
20:18I just had to deal with guys like that, though.
20:19Especially with me around.
20:20Hmm.
20:21So.
20:22I'm a good assistant, huh?
20:24Not some pseudoscience bullshit?
20:26Yeah.
20:27It's like I admit I was a bit harsh in that interview.
20:29A bit?
20:30bit. And I can be difficult to work with at times, but I've learned from experience.
20:39People are generally disappointing. They leave when the going gets tough.
20:47Just weeding those people out early. Don't want to waste my time.
20:53But you, miss, are most definitely not a waste of my time.
21:00I guess I'm in my match.
21:09Um, well, do you need anything else from me? Besides losing you a million dollars?
21:19No.
21:20No.
21:23Okay.
21:25Okay.
21:30Um, get back to work?
21:35Yeah, yeah.
21:36Okay.
21:37Yeah.
21:43Fuck me.
21:52Oh, my God.
21:53That doesn't sound like appropriate office talk. Nothing screams classy like dropping
22:02the F-bomb.
22:05Oh, like fucking your fiancé's best friend? I didn't see you on the schedule today. Don't
22:12you know you have to go through me to get to him?
22:13He didn't tell you.
22:20Alistair Holdings is investing in my makeup company.
22:23Now be a dear and fetch me a latte while the adults talk business.
22:27What do you want, Lena?
22:51I just came by to discuss our little business venture.
22:54There's no hour or anything. We've been broken up for months.
23:01Well, like it or not, we have a contract, remember?
23:05Until you break it, remember?
23:09Baby. Baby.
23:13What has got you so stressed, huh?
23:18Maybe I can help you relax.
23:25Hmm.
23:30Excuse me.
23:32Uh, no, no, no. Stay.
23:36If you'd like to make an appointment, make it with Aria.
23:39Just like everyone else. I'm busy here, Lena.
23:42Of course.
23:45Reserve the jet tomorrow. Mr. Abrams and I will be flying into New York.
23:48Excuse me, I have to work, Lena.
23:50This is work.
23:52I want to open an office in New York, and you want to do your due diligence, don't you?
23:59Make sure there's a couple bottles of Dom stocked.
24:03I want to celebrate our merger.
24:04Merger, huh?
24:24Jealous?
24:27No.
24:28I'm not.
24:30No.
24:31Don't worry about Lena. Forget her.
24:36I do need you to do something for me, though.
24:39Mm-hmm.
24:48The contractors are coming for the kitchen remodel on Friday?
24:51Mm-hmm.
24:52I need you to go let them in.
24:53You could go over there after I leave.
24:56Maybe stay the night, if you want.
24:59And that's not crossing a professional boundary?
25:04Sleeping in your bed?
25:05I do have plenty of guest rooms, Miss Riley.
25:08But if you wanted to...
25:10No!
25:11I don't.
25:12I wasn't, um...
25:15Yeah, that would be fine.
25:17Thank you, Mr. Abrams.
25:19So, let's hear it.
25:37What's it like working for the biggest asshole in America?
25:40Uh...
25:43You know, he's, um...
25:47He's not that bad.
25:52Miss Pearson, not that bad does not make for a great article.
25:57Not that bad means it's your company's fault, not his.
26:03And I'm sure that's not the angle you're looking for, right?
26:06Of course not.
26:11You know Dyad is everything to me.
26:14Okay, I put my blood, sweat, and tears into this.
26:18I know.
26:19I've done my research.
26:22Which is why I'm surprised you're not taking the chance to defend it.
26:25I would give anything for this company.
26:30Well then...
26:32If I were you...
26:34I'd dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the press.
26:37Okay, damn.
26:56Major CEO goals.
27:01Hello?
27:02Hey, boss.
27:03I've got a couple reports you need to sign.
27:05Should I bring them by tall, dark, and scary's office?
27:10Actually, I'm at his house right now.
27:13Beverly Hills.
27:14I'll send you the address.
27:24Oh my god.
27:26It's like I stepped into Fifty Shades of Grey.
27:31Ooh, is there a pleasure room?
27:33Don't touch anything.
27:35This man is a total control freak.
27:39Anything is out of place, he'll...
27:42Glenn!
27:44It's for you.
27:47And me.
27:50You deserve a break.
27:52And besides, he's a freaking billionaire.
27:54Is he really going to miss this $2,000 bottle of champagne?
27:58My god.
27:59Holy shit.
28:03Wow.
28:04You're popular.
28:06It's Grey.
28:07He's been harassing me ever since I told him that Jep was my boyfriend.
28:12You what?
28:13It was nothing.
28:14I ran into him at this party, and he wouldn't stop bothering me.
28:17So, Jep played along.
28:21He actually really saved my ass.
28:25And he kissed me.
28:28What?
28:29Yeah.
28:30Okay.
28:31Well, sounds like we have a lot of ground to cover.
28:36How about we do it out by that gorgeous pool?
28:39I brought bathing suits.
28:41How did you know that he...
28:42Duh.
28:43All billionaires have pools.
28:45Now, come on.
28:46It's not like he's going to come home anytime soon.
28:48And then I was thinking drinks at this bar that my friend just opened.
28:56It's super chic and, like, impossible to get into.
29:01And then...
29:02I was thinking tomorrow we'd skip out to the Hamptons.
29:07Daddy's in Shanghai, so we'd have the whole place to ourselves.
29:10Lena.
29:11I told you.
29:13This is strictly a business trip.
29:16About that.
29:18There is no office, is there?
29:28I just wanted us to get away like we used to.
29:30Without your obnoxious assistant poking around.
29:36Baby.
29:38You know this isn't over between us.
29:44I can't do this with you.
29:47I'm going home.
29:48But, like, was there tongue?
30:04Shut up.
30:06Bitch, I knew it.
30:08I knew you wanted to jump his bones.
30:10Okay.
30:12First of all, don't call your boss a bitch.
30:15Second of all, who says I want to jump his bones?
30:21Okay, fine.
30:22Fine.
30:24He's a total package.
30:25I mean, he's hot.
30:27He's rich.
30:28He's smart.
30:30Sounds like someone else I know.
30:31Well, maybe slightly less rich.
30:35Okay, but still, you two are like a match made in heaven.
30:38Yeah, right.
30:40I mean, and what happens when he finds out I've been lying to him this whole time?
30:45And besides, he's probably not even into me.
30:47He's in New York right now with his ex-fiance.
30:51I mean, what am I supposed to do with that?
30:52Arya?
30:53I mean, what am I supposed to do with that?
30:56Janet!
30:56Uh, what are you, um...
31:01Who is this?
31:04Oh, oh, Jew, look at the time.
31:06I have to go feed my fish.
31:09My cat?
31:11My fish and my cat.
31:13Yeah, you should probably do that.
31:14I'm sorry, I didn't...
31:20Just have a half-naked man in my fucking house?
31:23I'm not gonna ask you again.
31:25Who is that?
31:29Wait.
31:31Are you...
31:33Jealous?
31:35Of Glenn?
31:39What, this is funny to you?
31:40Oh, no, I, um, he's my, his, friend.
31:48Mm-hmm.
31:50And trust me, he's way more interested in you than he is me.
32:00Do you like this?
32:02Like, toying with me?
32:04Making me crazy?
32:09Running around my house?
32:11This little bikini?
32:18What do you care?
32:20Where's Lena?
32:22You think I give a shit about Lena?
32:24You think that I don't care?
32:28You don't think I'm going crazy seeing you every single day?
32:32Maintaining these professional boundaries?
32:34Ever since we kissed...
32:41I can't stop thinking about that night.
32:48These lips?
32:50You're my boss.
32:52You're my assistant.
32:54So assist me, Aria.
32:57Put me out of my misery.
32:58Oh, you're so hot.
33:24I mean, you're burning up.
33:33Oh.
33:35Let's get you inside.
33:35Okay.
33:37Okay.
33:50You know, I've been dreaming of this.
33:56I dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the prince.
34:20Jed, I need to tell you something.
34:28No, tell me later.
34:30Yeah.
34:38I'll tell you.
34:42Okay.
34:42Hungry?
35:08Wow.
35:10This place looks like a five-star hotel.
35:12Well, I didn't know I had all the amenities, too.
35:14Mm-hmm.
35:15Mm.
35:16This looks delicious.
35:18Yeah, I'd say so.
35:23This looks good on you.
35:25Yeah?
35:26Yeah.
35:27But I also think that it'd look better off of you.
35:39Kitchen contractors.
35:40Hmm.
35:41I'll take care of it, boss.
35:42I do.
35:51Gray!
35:52What the fuck are you doing here?
35:54Did you follow me?
35:55Did you follow me?
35:56You still weren't answering me.
35:58I needed to talk to you.
36:00You weren't at Dyad.
36:01You weren't at your apartment.
36:03So I thought I'd try your boyfriend's office.
36:05Or should I sell your bosses?
36:09Now, you can imagine my surprise when the receptionist corrected me.
36:14Now, I knew you didn't give a shit about this guy.
36:16Like I said, it's all about work for you.
36:19Question is, how's he gonna feel when he finds out about your double life?
36:25What do you want?
36:28What do you want?
36:30Now you're asking the right questions.
36:34$10,000.
36:36What?
36:37You heard me.
36:38Get me the money, or else this fucking guy finds out exactly who you really are.
36:42Huh?
36:43Blackmail, Gray.
36:45Really?
36:46That's fucking desperate.
36:47Even for you.
36:48What, are you gambling again?
36:50I'm not bailing you out this time.
36:52You have 24 hours.
37:02Fuck.
37:09Everything good?
37:10Yeah.
37:12Contractor stuff.
37:15Big promises and bigger delays.
37:17Yeah.
37:19I should, uh, I should go get ready for work.
37:23Wait, wait, wait.
37:25I'm sure that the boss doesn't understand.
37:27Wait, no!
37:30No, okay, wait, hold on.
37:32What?
37:35We can't do this.
37:37Aria, we already have.
37:40I don't date my client.
37:44My bosses.
37:45Well, I don't sleep with my assistants, but, um, here we are.
37:52Look, truthfully, I haven't felt this way, like, maybe ever.
38:03Tell me I'm not the only one.
38:09You're not.
38:10No.
38:15So, what, are you gonna fire me now?
38:18What? No.
38:20The best assistant I ever had.
38:22I don't know what I'd do without you.
38:26But, maybe, we could have it both ways.
38:30You know?
38:32Professional in the office.
38:34Unprofessional out.
38:36No.
38:37Please.
38:39I really don't wanna lose you.
38:44Are you sick?
38:53Okay.
38:54Hmm.
39:10All right.
39:11I have your money.
39:12Just tell me where to send it.
39:14Aria, I'm so sorry, but...
39:17While you were taking your sweet-ass time, I found a better deal.
39:21A better deal?
39:23What the fu-
39:24You told me I had 24 hours.
39:26Oh.
39:28You'll see soon enough.
39:34Amazing.
39:36Jack.
39:38Hi.
39:40Apparently, the Philharmonic wants to thank me for my donations at a private event tonight.
39:45Well, private, plus the press.
39:48You know.
39:50Well, it'll be fun.
39:52Plus, I can't go anywhere without my assistant, can I?
39:55Uh...
39:57Jack, I-
39:58It starts at 8.
40:00Where's that local dress?
40:09You just never do what you're told, do you?
40:19I love the red, though.
40:23Hey.
40:26Why are you so nervous?
40:30Jet, I...
40:32I need to tell you something.
40:34Ooh, what could that be?
40:37Lena?
40:38What are you doing here?
40:39You didn't think that I'd miss your big night, did you?
40:42No, get me a Chardonnay.
40:44Will you?
40:46Okay.
40:47Chardonnay?
40:49Oh, um, Gray and I have a little surprise planned for you tonight.
40:53Ladies and gentlemen, a brief moment, please.
41:05This evening, as well as this plaque, are just a couple tokens of gratitude for one of our most generous donors.
41:15Jet Abrams.
41:16But, of course, no CEO would be anywhere without their loyal assistant.
41:25A round of applause from Ms. Aria Riley, if you will.
41:31Then again, Aria's not just an assistant.
41:35Great.
41:37And her name's not just Aria Riley.
41:40Please don't do this.
41:41She's also Aria Riley Pearson, the CEO of Dyad.
41:52Well, looks like they're talking that through now.
41:56You've been lying to me this entire time?
41:59Jet, I was doing this for you, okay? If you'd just let me explain.
42:05I just wanted to find you the perfect assistant.
42:08Okay, that's it.
42:09I thought if I went undercover, then I could get you exactly what you need and then...
42:13And then you were gonna leave me?
42:17I trusted you, Aria.
42:19No.
42:21Oh, I never wanted to hurt you.
42:23Ugh, she's lying.
42:24Ever since I found out who you really are, I've been asking around.
42:32See, I have friends at GQ, too.
42:35And a little birdie told me that you pitched an article boasting you could find an assistant for...
42:41What did she call him? What did you call him?
42:44What was it?
42:45Oh, I remember.
42:47The biggest asshole in America.
42:48She was never here for you.
42:53She was here for herself.
42:56For her company.
42:58It was all...
43:00Just a little PR stunt.
43:10Jet, please...
43:11Don't.
43:12Look, you're fired.
43:22But we're what they're making to do.
43:24It's a focus of his father.
43:26The sister is all over the world.
43:27To turn it on this, the sister is .
43:33Oh, encryption.
43:34The wife's cooking, the boss isn't enough.
43:37The poor girl is leaving the sea, the enemy is firing.
43:39So, in light of recent events, Jett Abrams reached out to the magazine to share his side
43:50of the story.
43:52Dyad regularly engages in corporate espionage, and their best practices are lies and deception,
44:00and their CEO and founder, Arya Pearson, is a major liability.
44:07Would you care to respond before we go to print?
44:11I, uh, I...
44:15She has no comment.
44:16Thank you, Helen, but that's all the time Ms. Pearson has today.
44:19No.
44:21Wait.
44:22Arya?
44:25Public allegations of fraud are for lawyers to handle, not you.
44:29You could hurt the company if-
44:30Yes.
44:33I lied to Mr. Abrams.
44:40Stepping in was not about going beyond for the client.
44:45It was about promoting Dyad.
44:49It was selfish and wrong.
44:55Any relationship, professional or personal, is based off honesty and trust.
45:05And I betrayed Jett.
45:08Mr. Abrams.
45:14I take full responsibility for my actions.
45:18Can I quote you on that?
45:24No.
45:26No.
45:27No.
45:28No.
45:29No.
45:30No.
45:31No.
45:32No.
45:33No.
45:34No.
45:35No.
45:36No.
45:37No.
45:38No.
45:40No.
45:41No.
45:42No.
45:43No.
45:44No.
45:45No.
45:46No.
45:47No.
45:48No.
45:49No.
45:50No.
45:51No.
45:52No.
45:53No.
45:54No.
45:55No.
45:56No.
45:57No.
45:58No.
45:59No.
46:00No.
46:01No.
46:02No.
46:03No.
46:04No.
46:05No.
46:06No.
46:07No.
46:08No.
46:09Seriously, you inherited your company from your dad who inherited it from his dad
46:16You have no fucking idea what it's like to build something from scratch to put your whole soul into something
46:22Dyad is everything to me
46:27Was everything to me
46:30Look, I know you're upset with me for lying
46:33But you have no fucking right to destroy everything I worked so hard for
46:36You know what
46:39Lena was right
46:43We're from completely different worlds
46:46This never would have worked
46:59Aria, Dyad doesn't need you to step down as CEO
47:02That's just giving up
47:04I'm not giving up
47:07I'm letting go
47:09Dyad needs a new face to get over this controversy
47:14I still believe in everything we did
47:19I just don't know if I believe in myself anymore
47:25I'm sure it'll be in good hands with whoever the board chooses
47:30So then the more I thought about it the more I realized we actually do need a new york office
47:57I'm thinking Soho
48:00Maybe Hudson Yards
48:02Anything but midtown
48:04Eww
48:06Jet
48:08You need to move on
48:10Forget her
48:11After what you said to GQ, that bitch is finished
48:15Do not call her that
48:17I just
48:19I keep thinking about the last thing that she said to me
48:23I just
48:24I just
48:24I keep thinking about the last thing that she said to me
48:28She said
48:31I've never built anything from scratch
48:34She's right
48:37Okay
48:40But does that justify her lying to you?
48:42For weeks?
48:44When you are as privileged as we are
48:48You cannot let your guard down
48:50You have to stick with the people you know
48:54And I know you
48:58You're right
49:09I do
49:11I know you lied to me
49:15I know you betrayed me
49:17And I know
49:18And when you found out about Arya
49:20You teamed up with her ex to humiliate her
49:22Instead of coming to be
49:24I didn't
49:26I was trying to protect you
49:28Because I love you Jet
49:30You don't love me
49:32And I don't love you
49:34I don't think I ever did
49:38Ever since being with Arya
49:40Where you should make me feel?
49:52You need to leave
49:59Are you kidding me?
50:01You're gonna choose her
50:03Over me
50:05Go Alina
50:09I don't understand why you couldn't bring these documents to my apartment
50:39Because
50:41There are no documents
50:43I lied
50:45I needed to get you back in the office
50:47We've had calls all morning from firms wanting to make capital investments
50:54Up to nine figures
50:56What?
50:57How?
50:58Jet recanted his statement
51:01And sang your praises
51:03He said that
51:04Dyad had an unimpeachable business model
51:06And is the best investment of the year
51:08He said his judgement was clouded
51:10Because of his
51:11Feelings for you
51:13Oh
51:15And you had to tell me this at the office
51:21Why?
51:22He's here
51:24Waiting for you
51:26Waiting for you
51:27He's here
51:28Waiting for you
51:29He's here
51:30Waiting for you
51:31Waiting for you
51:32Oh
51:33Sorry I just
51:34Wanted to know what it felt like to be the most sought after CDO in the city
51:37So
51:38So
51:42I need an assistant
51:43I need an assistant
51:44Oh, sorry, I just wanted to know what it felt like to be the most sought after CDO in the city.
52:06So, I need an assistant.
52:14All right, I...
52:17Me first.
52:18Okay.
52:21I thought about what you said, and I should not have lied.
52:26And for everything that I lied about, I was always honest about us.
52:34I mean, I had...
52:39I have very real feelings.
52:45I never thought anything could be more important to me than work.
52:50And then I met you.
52:53And I know what you did with GQ, and if you were just trying to undo the damage, I get it.
53:01But...
53:03I was hoping that...
53:05Maybe...
53:06Maybe...
53:07All right.
53:09Why do you think I'm here?
53:12Everything I said was true.
53:15And I was such an idiot.
53:16And I'm sorry that I got so angry with it.
53:18No, no.
53:19I'm sorry.
53:21I shouldn't have lied.
53:23I just...
53:26The thought of losing you...
53:29I got...
53:32I got scared.
53:33I got scared.
53:36I'm not going anywhere.
53:39I'm not, you're not.
53:41I trust you.
53:42I'm not.
53:46I got scared.
53:48I got scared.
53:49I got scared.
53:55I got scared.
53:56In the office?
53:58So unprofessional.
54:00Good thing we don't work together anymore.
54:03You fired me, remember?
54:09You're such a control freak.
54:11Guess that makes us the perfect match.
54:26For my good. For my good. It's all working.
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