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02:23This is your mister, come on.
02:27Thank you, auntie.
02:30Hello friends.
02:32That's it.
02:33We corrected today's alimony.
02:34Now straight home.
02:36Otherwise, we will have to suffer from the wife.
02:38Long story short, there is no job left that I haven't done, brothers.
02:42Still, we couldn't please the wife.
02:44You know what?
02:47Where have you been until this hour?
02:49My dear, it's just a matter of making a living.
02:51Shush!
02:52Infamous.
02:52When you earn money, can you buy bread?
02:56Three days of no work, one day of work.
02:58What should I do, my wife?
02:59I try every job.
03:00It's called "Ha ha".
03:02Look at the state of these kids.
03:04They were left skin and bones, without conscience.
03:06His bones are counted due to weakness.
03:07Oh my Meloş.
03:10These are my Meloş.
03:11Don't say "I'm Meloş" or anything like that, I call you heartless.
03:13Find it from God.
03:14Are they just skin and bones?
03:16Shut up, look at my situation.
03:18Was I the kind of woman who would be like this?
03:20My ribs are so weak that they can be counted.
03:21Whoa!
03:22We call him a rude person.
03:23Meloş hit slowly!
03:24Meloş!
03:25Strike your hand very slowly and slowly!
03:26And the end of Allah!
03:27Children, save me!
03:27Children, save me!
03:29Come slowly!
03:29Ah!
03:30Ah!
04:23It was a sheep, a true sheep, brothers!
04:26Don't do it, it was a sheep meat!
04:27Even if I told you, you couldn't convince me!
04:29I'm tired of your incompetence!
04:31What should I do, my dear, there is no work!
04:33There was no work!
04:34You have no job!
04:37If you are resourceful, there is plenty of work to be done!
04:39Come back tomorrow before you even make money and give it to you!
04:43Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
04:46Flow! Flow, man! Flow! Flow!
04:49White!
04:51I decided to sell water and make my way!
04:53The taps don't run so you can find water!
04:58Lahmacun!
05:00Isn't there anyone who trusts their stomach?
05:02Man, we couldn't even sell one in a week!
05:04Are we going to eat them all?
05:06Lahmacun!
05:09Genuine Antep lahmacun!
05:13Let's paint the painter, brothers, the painter!
05:15Let's paint the painter, brothers, let's paint!
05:17Man, can you walk around in shoes like that?
05:19Get your shoes shined!
05:21Isn't it a shame to walk around like this?
05:23Painter, painter, painter!
05:25Puh! Puh!
05:27Man, we can shine our own shoes too!
05:33My eyes and my secrets...
05:37I don't want to hurt your tip, brothers, I did everything.
05:40No no no!
05:41If Mahmud doesn't give it to him, what can poor Mahmud do?
05:44...May poor Mahmut do it!
05:46Unemployment, on the other hand...
05:50...Chickens walking on the road...
05:53...On the other hand, his wife is waiting at home...
05:56...Oh no, oh no, oh no!
05:58Oh, look at my trouble, you have good manners!
06:00Ugh! No, I told my wife!
06:02Off, off, off!
06:04I can't hit, hit!
06:06Let me hit you too, huh!
06:08Go!
06:10Go!
06:12Oh no, oh no!
06:14There is a festival when you go home!
06:16A festival that...
06:18...Let the people do it next to the Istanbul festival!
06:20Off, off, da seyip, seyip...
06:24...Off, off, off!
06:30Oh!
06:32Get tired of men like you!
06:34I hope you are not a jerk!
06:36Enough!
06:37The people downstairs started fighting again!
06:39The guy is a lazy believer!
06:41It's going very well!
06:42The woman is coming through!
06:44Keep it in your throat!
06:45You've tickled our fancy!
06:46Unruly husband!
06:49Huh?
06:50You didn't get it!
06:51Children!
06:52Come resist and take it!
06:53This woman is mine...
06:55...I'm afraid, Halimoğlu!
06:57Cut, cut so I can see!
06:58Come here, you lucky guy!
07:00Light, woman!
07:01I swear I didn't say it for you!
07:03Throw!
07:04Throw!
07:05Take another one!
07:06Take another one!
07:07Throw!
07:09Meloş, you're going to break my head!
07:10Meloş, be careful, for the love of your eyes!
07:12My life, don't do it!
07:13Do it!
07:14Music
07:15Meloş!
07:16Unruly husband!
07:17Do it!
07:18Do it!
07:19Do it!
07:20Do it!
07:27Get out of here!
07:28Get out of here!
07:29Get out of here!
07:30You now!
07:31By God, I swear to God, I surrender!
07:32Surrender, my wife!
07:33I am fed up!
07:34I'm tired of just me!
07:35God willing, throw it away!
07:37There needs to be an answer too!
07:38God damn it, I'm tired!
07:40I'm doing it right now!
07:42Looking for a young person with an athletic body to work as a lifeguard!
07:46Hehehe!
07:46Yaaaaa!
07:48Tarzan, Tarzan!
07:51At a beach restaurant...
07:53...Looking for a chicken turner!
07:55Chicken?
08:07These?
08:09How am I supposed to translate these?
08:11Are you blind?
08:12You'll catch it, catch it and put it on the bottle!
08:15Hehehe!
08:16Let's go to the cinema tomorrow!
08:17Oh, yes, my dear!
08:18Am I supposed to bottle these?
08:20From where?
08:21From wherever is appropriate!
08:24Later?
08:25Then you will roast it in the fire!
08:28In the sun, that is!
08:30Like this...
08:31What suntan?
08:32Oil it like this...
08:33...like this...
08:34Come on, idiot!
08:36Come on, idiot!
08:37Those rice bowls can't be turned by people like you!
08:40Come take a look with me!
08:41Come on, go!
08:45Here, you will translate these!
08:47How much will you pay?
08:49Your Yemen drink is mine...
08:51...you get a clean fifty bucks a day!
08:53What?
08:54Fifty?
08:55Yes, fifty!
08:56Turkish money!
08:57But my father is the owner!
08:58I'll come to do the laundry too!
08:59I'll come to do the dishes too!
09:00To you...
09:01...I'll even make a scrub!
09:02Isn't it fifty lira?
09:03Isn't it Turkish money?
09:06Yyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
09:09Ahh!
09:10Ahh!
09:11Ahh!
09:12Aaaa!
09:14Aaaa!
09:15Aaaa!
09:16It's so painful.
09:17Oh!
09:18Oh!
09:19Oh!
09:29Help, help!
09:31Wait, our chicken has arrived!
09:51Go!
09:54Look, it's driving!
09:58It's burned now.
09:59Get out, get out, I'm telling you, don't stand there!
10:01Come on, I say, don't stop!
10:03Don't stop, I'm going to fight you now!
10:04Come on, come on, what are you waiting for?
10:07Get out!
10:16Don't be too revealing, ladies and gentlemen!
10:19The dangers are you will drown!
10:21Please don't open up too much!
10:23Don't be too open-minded, Çankurtaran Şakir is asking!
10:27Don't open up, you animals!
10:29Animals, sons of animals!
10:30Look at that girl, that girl, see?
10:34What happened to the girl?
10:35So high!
10:36We mingle with those who have opened up a lot, not with those who have risen a lot!
10:39If he falls, he will drown, but he doesn't know how to swim!
10:42Run, run, what are you waiting for?
10:43Tell him not to fall!
10:44Help, save me, I'm falling!
10:47Is there no lifeguard?
10:49Your departure!
10:50Help!
10:51Help!
10:52Is there no lifeguard?
10:53You're the lifeguard!
10:55Seriously, I'm not a lifeguard, hold this!
10:58I'm coming my love, I'm coming to save you!
11:01I came to save you, I came from the boats!
11:04Hug me, hug me my beauty, hug me!
11:06We are on the road, look at one!
11:12Help!
11:14Help, I'm drowning!
11:15Help!
11:16I'm drowning!
11:17Help!
11:21Help!
11:22Help!
11:24Save me!
11:25Save me!
11:26Save me!
11:26Oops!
11:27Oops!
11:28Oops!
11:28Oops!
11:29Oops!
11:29Save!
11:30Oops!
11:30Oops!
11:31Oops!
11:32Oops!
11:32Oops!
11:33Oops!
11:33Oops!
11:33Oops!
11:34Oops!
11:35Oops!
11:36You don't have any work to do!
11:38You save the girl, the man saved you!
11:40I'll give you another job!
11:42This is also dangerous work, but at least it's on land!
11:45I'm not afraid of things on land, after all I'll have my feet on the ground!
11:48Oops, oops, oops!
11:50You've got your back on me, animal!
11:52It wasn't on purpose, boss!
11:55Do you see these?
12:00Ronk boys?
12:01Stop them!
12:03Heads up!
12:14Heeeeytt!
12:15Come on, young people!
12:17What a shame, what a shame!
12:19Put yourself in the shoes of the women in these cabinets!
12:21Those are your brothers there!
12:23If you had profits, others would watch!
12:26Is it good, huh?
12:27What a shame, what a shame!
12:29Come on, pump it up, come on!
12:31Come on, shame on you, it's not manly!
12:33Shame, shame!
12:35There is such a thing as shame!
12:47Oh!
12:49Eeeh!
12:51Eeeh!
12:57Eeeh!
12:59Eeeh!
13:01What?
13:02What?
13:03What?
13:04What?
13:05What?
13:06What?
13:07What?
13:08What?
13:09What?
13:10What?
13:11What?
13:12Who gave you a black eye?
13:13It bruised on its own.
13:15He must have been ashamed of what he saw.
13:17X-rays won't do any good to a man, you'll have to do something else.
13:21What job?
13:22What is he doing?
13:24Lots of plis come to this plaza every day.
13:27I know.
13:28They're turning it in the restaurant upstairs.
13:30I couldn't do that job.
13:32She's not that kind of a chick, Şaban!
13:34Not Şaban, but Shakir!
13:37Such a chick!
13:41Tell me what to do!
13:43Look now!
13:44This!
13:45Hah!
13:46Do you see that woman?
13:48I see!
13:49Blacks!
13:50Hah!
13:51The one in the middle is in a black swimsuit!
13:52Haa!
13:53Pay attention, watch me now!
13:58Watch!
14:00Music
14:02Music
14:03Music
14:04Music
14:06Music
14:07Music
14:08Music
40:18What's wrong, don't do anything wrong bro!
40:20Taxi!
40:48My children, my crazy one, maybe Mr. Şakir took me for a walk.
41:11Maybe that wretched man gave my children to the orphanage.
41:16Now it's clear, I'm glad I followed you.
41:23You are Ms. Melek, that is, Şakir Bey's wife.
41:26He told me but I didn't believe him.
41:28Where are the children?
41:29I came here for them too.
41:31Well, he probably took it for a ride.
41:35Our mother has become very rich, she does not want me anymore.
41:39When he meets you, he will probably take you away from me.
41:43I don't think he'll sit with me.
41:46This is our last day, guys.
41:48I neglected you a lot, but I did not leave you hungry.
41:52I know you love me too.
41:54But it is better for you to sit with your mother.
41:58It's better for your future.
42:00Oath, huh?
42:01Huh? Come on.
42:03Let's talk a little bit about it, guys.
42:05Let's talk a little bit about it, guys.
42:07Song
42:21Please come, please come.
42:23How?
42:24Merci!
42:25Oh, we did it, I can't think of anything.
42:27Where can I find my children?
42:29Insist on staying at home and I will call you, Ms. Melek.
42:31You said Isra, let me call you, Ms. Melek.
42:33Okay, okay. Do whatever you want.
42:36Gosh!
42:44I was stupid.
42:46I went crazy.
42:47The angel is right.
42:48I didn't make your mother suffer much.
42:51Now he's going to make me suffer, of course.
42:53Come on, eat.
42:54Eat.
42:55Come on.
42:58Mr. Shakir.
42:59Ms. Melek just arrived.
43:01Next to him was a man named Kenan.
43:03He wanted to take the children.
43:10Come on.
43:11Eat your food.
43:13I will take you to the amusement park tomorrow.
43:15Thanks.
43:19This lady's husband kidnapped her children.
43:21We don't even know where he hid it.
43:23We are also worried about their lives.
43:25Isn't their father Ozbaba?
43:27Yes, Ozbaba.
43:29No true father would kill his children.
43:31Of course not.
43:32Is it possible?
43:33He is their father.
43:36The princess is looking for her children from a Turk.
43:39The police are after Şakir Şakiroğlu.
43:43This is God damn it.
43:49Where is it almost?
43:52But it was definitely read to the poor.
43:53He gets angry and comes out.
43:55I don't think so, I don't think so.
43:57I don't understand!
43:58Oh my God, I'm going crazy! I don't understand how you can get along with a man like that!
44:04I am scared!
44:06I'm scared something is going to happen!
44:09It's for myself! It's for my children!
44:12Come in!
44:14Where is that monument?
44:15Uh oh!
44:16My clothes are there, where are they?
44:19My children! Oh, my dear children!
44:22I'm taking it!
44:23Hello!
44:24Mother!
44:25Uh oh!
44:26There is also a letter for you, sir!
44:27Oh!
44:29Open up, umm!
44:30Open up, umm!
44:31Open up, umm!
44:36My angel, I am sending our children to you!
44:39I believe they will be happier with you by their side!
44:42I'd like to see you one last time too!
44:44We were happy to day in our fights!
44:46I always loved you!
44:48You are even more beautiful now!
44:50But beauty has made you heartless!
44:52I hope this heartlessness is directed only at me!
44:56My old and calm husband!
44:58City!
45:11You're no use!
45:13Never!
45:14Where is it? Where is it? Let's find it!
45:16I beg you, let us find him!
45:18I know where to find it!
45:20I know where to find it!
45:22Throw yourself down from here!
45:24Go away!
45:25Let this stupidity go!
45:27My life has always been like this Ferris wheel!
45:30You became great and then you became humble!
45:32Throw yourself down!
45:33Throw yourself!
45:34Horse!
45:35Horse!
45:36Horse!
45:37Horse!
45:38Horse...
45:40Horse!
45:41Horse!
45:45Where!
45:46We will find a pelage!
45:48At work!
45:49We will commit suicide!
45:50Hm!
45:52Şakir.. Şakir.. oh my god.. Şakir.. Şakir.. I love me a little, don't do it!
46:02Oh Shakir.. Shakir.. don't! If you die, I can't live.. Shakir.. God!
46:13Come on, put the closet down, quick!
46:22Oh.. oh..
46:24I'm getting off.. come..
46:35Şakir.. come.. come my dear.. long ones.. come me.. come my dear..
46:41I'm fine.. come on..
46:45My little baby... open up, my dear, my dear, my dear, my dear, my dear, my dear, my dear..
46:52Oh.. oh..
46:55You scared me so much..
47:03Look at these.. The sucker is stuck in your Medina.. hiihi..
47:07She's not Medime. She's the real princess. I'm just her paid employee.
47:12So... so we don't have millions?
47:15No.
47:17No!
47:20No way!
47:22Our love is worth millions...
47:25...And we have children!
47:27Darling!
47:27Malosh!
47:29Malosh!
47:38Mr. Şakir, my wedding gift to you...
47:41...One million lira.
47:42Ah!
47:43What?
47:44Who are you, who are the millions?
47:48She was the main princess.
47:49What?
47:52Ah!
47:53Ah!
47:54Ah!
47:55Ah!
47:56Ah!
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48:23Ah...
48:24Ah!
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