It's Showtime: 'Tambay ka ng basketball Kurt!' (Laro, Laro, Pick)

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00:00So Matt, three months of rider?

00:03Three years.

00:04Five years.

00:05Five years.

00:07He's been a long rider than you.

00:10Why are you a rider?

00:12No.

00:14Why are you talking about it?

00:17You'll ask me, no.

00:20You'll be like, no.

00:22You'll be like, no.

00:23You'll be like, no.

00:23No.

00:24No.

00:27You're Kurt.

00:28So, wait, I'm Kurt.

00:31Ah, Kurtis.

00:32Or.

00:32May bagong grupo ngayon,

00:34ang magaling,

00:34tsaka mga cute na mga bata,

00:36mga Korean,

00:36ang mga Kurtis.

00:37Kurtis.

00:38Kurtis.

00:39Okay.

00:39So, bakit ka nag-ride there?

00:42Doon po ako na fit to work,

00:43tsaka yun po yung gusto kong trabaho.

00:45Doon ka na fit to work?

00:46Oo.

00:47May ganun ka kang nalala.

00:48Doon ka na fit to work?

00:50Sa ibang trabaho,

00:50hindi ka fit to work.

00:52May karamdaman ka pag sa iba.

00:53I'm not fit to work.

00:55Kasi magaling siya mag-banda.

00:55Pero sa mag-motor,

00:56fit to work ka.

00:57Alam mo bakit?

00:58Bakit?

00:59O, galing siya mag-start.

01:02Paano, paano, paano?

01:03Cyclist po ako.

01:04Pa?

01:05Cyclist po.

01:05Ay, parang siya yun!

01:06Cyclist.

01:07Cyclist.

01:08Cyclist.

01:08Commuter po ako.

01:09Ah, bike commuter ka.

01:10O, mali ka.

01:11O, di sorry.

01:12Masyado mo siyang hinusgahan

01:14pag-ride it,

01:14nagmo-motor.

01:16At tsaka porky cyclist,

01:17hindi gumaganon.

01:18Paano ba sa inyo?

01:18Nag-bisikleta rin ako nung isang araw,

01:20gumagawa.

01:22Nung nasira yung kadera.

01:23Ano ba yung sira na naman?

01:26Pero alam mo,

01:27bisikleta.

01:28Yes?

01:28Alam mo, malapit ang...

01:30Ang alin.

01:30Uso ni by sa mga...

01:32sa pangalang court.

01:33Bakit?

01:34Di ba tambay ka dati

01:35ng basketball court?

01:36Wow.

01:37Anay.

01:39Bawi-bawi lang din.

01:40Aray ko.

01:43Wow, tawang-tawaman.

01:45Di ba dati ka rin court?

01:47Saan?

01:48Di ba?

01:48Court.

01:49Lahad-hahad mo,

01:49kinukurt-curt.

01:55May mga lalaki,

01:57lagi nakapamulsa.

01:58Oo.

01:59Pero wala namang lamang pera

02:00yung bulsa rin.

02:01Pero makita mo,

02:01gumagalaw yung kabay.

02:03Gumagalaw yung bulsa.

02:04Nagka-curt-curt.

02:06May makati,

02:07nagka-curt-curt mo.

02:08Simple.

02:09Yung pinamakipakan

02:10na ng libag yung...

02:11Kaya kinukurt.

02:12May pwede pa sa lalim niya.

02:13Gusto mo yung sarita?

02:13Yung pinamakipakan

02:15ng libag.

02:15Malalim ah.

02:16Ano ba yung pinamakipakan?

02:17Malalim.

02:18Parang namuuna siya,

02:19nananigas na siya.

02:20Nanirahan na.

02:21Ganyan yung tatay ko lang.

02:22Sinabi nang huwag kang maglaro

02:23na maglaro sa kalsada.

02:24Ayan.

02:24Pinamakipakan ka na

02:25ng libag sa leeg.

02:28Pinamakipakan.

02:28For a minute.

02:29Ganon,

02:29hindi mo kaya yung pinamakipakan.

02:31So siklista.

02:32Mas mahirap yung siklista.

02:34Pati ba?

02:34Yes.

02:35Mano-mano.

02:36Mas matag...

02:36Mano-mano?

02:37Eh, pinamakipa yung talagangin.

02:39Ganon po.

02:41Siyempre.

02:42Ang bisikleta,

02:43napaka-arty mo pa.

02:44Alam mo pa,

02:45alam mo pa,

02:45pag-motor.

02:46Nakita mo.

02:47Pad-motor.

02:47Ang tanigalan ng...

02:48O, bike to.

02:49Yung motor, paano?

02:50O, paano?

02:51Hindi.

02:52Ano?

02:54Ah, hindi kami nag-ganyan.

02:56Wow.

02:57Walang alog?

02:58Wala.

02:59Walang alog?

03:00Palisayo, palisayo.

03:01Naka-angkas ka eh.

03:06Sweetheart!

03:07Eh,

03:07three hours kaming bumiyahin.

03:09Alam mo,

03:09yung sakit na katawan ko.

03:10Yung pagbaba ko,

03:12saan pa...

03:13Alayo pa na.

03:15Alayo.

03:16Three hours akong na ganito eh.

03:19Eh, malamig yung hangin doon,

03:21diba?

03:21Nanigas na ako.

03:22Dito na tayo, babe.

03:23Ah, saan dito?

03:27Happy anniversary!

03:28Happy anniversary!

03:29Alay ka, babe, sa'yo tayo.

03:33Tara!

03:38Pero, hindi mo naramdaman yun

03:40kasi kasama mo ang kahal mo.

03:42Naramdaman ko rin na.

03:44Yung talagi tayo,

03:45nag-aaway na kami.

03:46Saan pa kasi?

03:47Eh, waste mo.

03:48Eh, walang signal.

03:49Ay, oo.

03:50Siyempre, wala.

03:51Wala.

03:51Wala signal to.

03:52Wala.

03:53Wala signal to.

03:53Ito ba kayo, tanay?

03:54Oo.

03:55Walang signal to.

03:55Walang signal talaga.

03:57Ano ba yun yung bugo-bugo?

03:59Ay, may naman.

04:00Buso-buso.

04:01Buso-buso.

04:02Wala buso.

04:02O, yung marilaki.

04:04Yung mga gano.

04:04As mahaba talaga.

04:05Tapos,

04:06uwi nga kayo,

04:06magkukwento na.

04:07Ganito nangyari.

04:10Walang signal.

04:11Pero,

04:11pagdating sa dulo,

04:13nasupresa ka ba?

04:14Ay, Diyos ko.

04:15Oo.

04:15Bakit?

04:16Bakit?

04:17Pagdating sa dulo,

04:18nalaglag ang sanga.

04:20Diba?

04:21So, kapus ka pala.

04:22Alarad.

04:23Humanap ng iba.

04:24Alam mo yun?

04:25Oo.

04:26Di ba alam yung kantang yun?

04:28Di ba alam yun?

04:29Kanta yun ni Taylor Swift.

04:31Tagalog.

04:32Meron na rong sinta.

04:33Yay.

04:44Kanta yun ni Taylor Swift.

It's Showtime: 'Tambay ka ng basketball Kurt!' (Laro, Laro, Pick)

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