00:00The performance of the decade, the musical event of a lifetime, Barbra Streisand, the concert on CBS.
00:13Tonight, Dave welcomes Mary Lou Henner, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Chris Christopherson, and Larry O. Van Peeples.
00:20Now, your local news.
00:25Hey, Brad.
00:25What's it?
00:30Do you want us to drop you by?
00:33It's going to come out like that.
00:34Hey, Brad, do you want us to drop you by that gym soccer party?
00:41I've got a knife.
00:42I'll cut the cheese.
00:46I just did.
00:53I consented we talked to each other.
00:55After an hour of that.
00:57We realized we couldn't stand the sound of each other's voices.
00:59Next thing you know.
01:00One thing leads to another.
01:01We're getting a divorce.
01:06So tomorrow we're going to have some people over for drinks to celebrate.
01:09Casual.
01:09No big deal.
01:10Some people will bring gifts.
01:12We are there.
01:14I'm so happy for you guys.
01:16Oh, I know.
01:17I know.
01:17One network.
01:3525 million votes.
01:36The fan.
01:37Featuring the best.
01:38Do you believe intelligent life exists on other planets?
01:54Do you believe intelligent life exists on other planets?
02:07Why would anybody taxidermy a human head?
02:11It's not like nothing's at stake.
02:12Only the survival of the human race.
02:20Where the hell have you two been?
02:22I've been sitting here for the last two hours.
02:24Give me a list of the people you're not involved with.
02:26It'll be a lot shorter.
02:27Whoever I see is none of the damn business.
02:29It is when it comes to Cali.
02:30Me?
02:31Would you mind just moving a hair to your left?
02:34There's a nice window view I'd kind of gotten used to.
02:36Okay.
02:38Sketch more.
02:41Almost there.
02:43Another smidge.
02:45Down two inches.
02:47Perfect.
02:50Welcome home, Mary.
02:52The star of the Michael Richards show.
02:54Yes, that would be Michael Richards.
02:56And the tempestuous dynamo Rosie Perez.
02:58Plus the juice of Boonelli for Tato.
03:01Get a look at this.
03:03And coming up next right here, we showed you her rescue last night.
03:06And now she is talking about her ordeal.
03:08Stuck in a Southland well for more than seven hours.
03:10And he saved a little girl's life.
03:12Now some special honors for this young hero.
03:14The news seconds away.
03:20Later on The Tonight Show, it's time for one last goodbye from Jerry Seinfeld.
03:25Yeah, yeah, yada, yada, yada.
03:26Plus the music of Brandy.
03:28Your local news is next.
03:34You stink.
03:36Than from any other source.
03:47That wood boy.
03:51See how tough you are with a hand.
03:53But.
03:54I love this.
03:56Those little catchphrases.
03:58Classic TV duo.
03:59I always tell people it was like Captain's Courageous for a while.
04:03I was like, you know, where's the luxury liner?
04:06There is no luxury liner.
04:08Get your butt over there and shut up.
04:10If the phone never rings, that'll be fine.
04:12I'll help you.
04:13I'll help you.
04:14I look at you.
04:14Did you see him通過 that little journey?
04:14I said.
04:15I was like, you know.
04:27That's what we've been doing.
04:29I have seen him.
04:30I have lost son.
04:31I have been trying to get your butt over there.
04:32And we've been helping.
04:33Yeah.
04:34I mean, crying out.
04:35This is the empire.
04:36Things are losing your butt.
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