00:01What's this?
00:02Oh, honey.
00:07Uh, I don't know.
00:08Come on.
00:09Dread me.
00:10What?
00:11Ah!
00:12Oh, my God!
00:13It's hot, honey!
00:14Are you out of your mind?
00:15Well, we're not using this.
00:17What do you need it for?
00:18I, I, I don't know.
00:19My eyes, honey.
00:20I'm waiting for an explanation.
00:22I don't know.
00:23It's not mine.
00:24Maybe it's my cousin's.
00:25Where did you get it?
00:27You're in your stuff.
00:30Do you remember when you were out of town and he was coming to stay with us?
00:34Maybe it's, maybe it's his.
00:35I don't know.
00:36You have five minutes.
00:37I'll pick up your stuff.
00:44Honey.
00:45Come on.
00:46Let's, let's talk calmly.
00:48I called you a cab, but we'll be waiting for the outside.
00:53Honey.
00:54Honey.
00:58Our engagement is over.
01:00Here.
01:15Don't forget the most important thing.
01:17Oh my God.
01:18Oh, my God.
01:19Well, if you come here, I just won't...
01:47Oh, Grandma Helen. Well, they're you.
01:51I just wanted to surprise you.
01:55Okay.
01:57Are you okay? I mean, you seem to be breathing heavily.
02:01My heart is not as it is used to be. Sometimes it fails me.
02:05Oh, you're something, Grandma.
02:07I'm so sorry to come up abandoned house, but I wanted to meet your fiancé.
02:13You have told so much about Mike.
02:15So, where is he?
02:19Where is he?
02:21Well, we're not together anymore.
02:25Oh.
02:27Grandma...
02:29Oh.
02:31Well...
02:33Right now.
02:35Yeah.
02:37Well, we're not together anymore right now, you know.
02:41So, well, you just went to the store, buy some cake, so...
02:47Yeah.
02:49Okay.
02:51So...
02:52Listen, I'll catch up with him, and I'll be back in a minute, okay?
02:56Make yourself home, and...
02:58Just...
02:59Come down, okay?
03:10Hey, hey, hey, hey. Stop, please.
03:12Stop, please.
03:13What do you want?
03:14Well, my grandmother just got here.
03:17My granny Helen.
03:18In the green coat?
03:19Yeah.
03:20Well, you know, she's got a weak heart, and I think that if she finds out that we've broken up, I think it might get worse.
03:26So, I was just...
03:28You know, I thought that maybe for one day, you could pretend that everything is fine, and...
03:33God, I'm listening to myself, and I just realized how stupid that is. Forget it.
03:39I'll do it.
03:42Are you serious?
03:44Yeah.
03:45It's stupid, but...
03:47I'll play along.
03:48I just need to sneak the suitcase in somehow.
03:53Okay.
03:54Hello, Mrs. Wrexham.
04:09Is it you, Mike?
04:13Yeah.
04:14Since the last time I checked, anyway.
04:16Oh.
04:21Tall.
04:22Muscley.
04:27White shoulders.
04:33And a beautiful, beautiful smile.
04:38Honey, who am I trying to fool?
04:41Hm?
04:43What do you mean?
04:44Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:45He is not your fiancé.
04:48Are you her neighbor?
04:50Evidence or something?
04:52Why can I be her fiancé?
04:54Why?
04:55Yeah, well...
04:56I'll show you why.
04:57But...
05:03Look.
05:05Look how you two look together.
05:07Um...
05:08Beautiful.
05:09Handsome.
05:10And you are small little grey mouse.
05:11Grandma...
05:12I'm sorry, but it's true.
05:13You are small and pale, and your cheekbones are not expressive.
05:16Do you even eat properly?
05:17Grandma, I think you are exaggerating.
05:18Yeah?
05:19Really?
05:20And the stupid hairstyle.
05:21And this stretchy sweater.
05:22Yeah.
05:23Hey, do you like it?
05:24Yeah, she has a great style, actually.
05:25Okay.
05:26Grandma.
05:27Grandma.
05:28Hey.
05:29Grandma.
05:30Hey.
05:31Grandma.
05:32Listen.
05:33Grandma.
05:34Grandma.
05:35Hey, look.
05:50Granny.
05:51Uh...
05:52Grandma...
05:53Look, Granny, um...
05:55Isn't this what a cool style is?
05:59Really?
06:00This worn-up panties?
06:02Granny, I...
06:03Or this stupid nightie with children cartoons?
06:07Hey, honey, do you have even something feminine?
06:12Huh?
06:13Granny, but I love all of this.
06:15Oh.
06:16And it looks great on you, by the way.
06:18Yeah.
06:19How long can this verse go on?
06:20You two are not in a relationship.
06:23It's obvious.
06:24How can you be so sure?
06:26We've been living together for a year.
06:29Yeah.
06:30Oh, yeah.
06:31Then where are your things?
06:33Huh?
06:34Huh?
06:34Well, they are...
06:36They got lost.
06:38Yeah, at the airport.
06:39Yeah, I was on a business trip.
06:41Didn't I tell you?
06:42Oh, come on, it's so...
06:43What a stupid thing to say.
06:46Enough.
06:47Good luck.
06:48I'm going home.
06:49No, wait.
06:50Grandma.
06:53Wait.
06:54Grandma, let's not say goodbye like this, okay?
06:57I won't stay in the house when I'm being so blatantly deceived.
07:01Does she even pay you for this?
07:04Grandma, you're just...
07:07Insufferable.
07:08Insufferable?
07:10Because I have found out about your lies?
07:12Or maybe you were thinking that you were saving my heart.
07:19You did even worse.
07:25Grandma, take it easy.
07:26There's nothing to worry about.
07:28But I had my suitcase delivered to me and I didn't have time to bring it in.
07:34It arrived today.
07:35Enough lie.
07:37I can't stand it anymore.
07:39We've been together for a year and we are engaged.
07:43Engaged?
07:44Okay.
07:45Where is her ring?
07:46Oh, that's what I said.
07:50Your tall tail is falling apart because it was made up in a hurry.
07:55Here's the ring.
07:56Here's the ring.
07:57Here it is.
07:57What is Annie's favorite color?
08:10Navi Blue.
08:11What is her favorite movie?
08:12Titanic.
08:13What is the name of the dog I gave her when she was a kid?
08:16I remember...
08:18Skipper.
08:22You remember?
08:24Of course I remember.
08:25I remember everything you care about.
08:27Then what the hell have you done outside with the suitcase?
08:31Hmm?
08:32And then you took a taxi that I took for a year.
08:36Huh?
08:38Okay.
08:40Annie and I got into a fight and we broke off our engagement.
08:48Mm-hmm.
08:48You did.
08:50Why?
08:52Grandma, please, let's not discuss this right now.
08:55Annie thinks I cheated on her.
09:00Oh.
09:00So, I think that I don't need any further explanations.
09:04But it's not true.
09:06I'm in love with Annie.
09:08Okay, you do.
09:09So what?
09:10Look, it doesn't change that fact that you two are not good for each other.
09:18Annie, you have to understand.
09:20Annie, I want you to be healthy and I want you to be in a relationship with someone who will love you for who you are.
09:26I love her for who she is.
09:30I love the way she squeans when she looks up at the sun.
09:34The way she twists her hair around the finger when she's thinking.
09:39The way she sings in the shower.
09:41How she hugs me.
09:44At night when she's cold.
09:46I love her love.
09:48I love the mall on her shoulder blade.
09:51I love her drawings.
09:52Yeah, look at this.
09:57Especially this one.
09:58She, she drew this on our first date.
10:02Look.
10:05You kept it?
10:06Of course I kept it.
10:08Because I loved you.
10:11Okay, it doesn't matter.
10:14You know, because, well, you cheated on me, okay?
10:16Or you wanted to cheat.
10:18I don't know.
10:18But, well, that's all are just empty words.
10:23Okay.
10:25Read it.
10:27Mike, this is, come on, this is humiliating.
10:30Read it.
10:32You want to know the truth?
10:34Read what it's made of.
10:41Well, 100% of latex, so what?
10:45So?
10:47Yeah.
10:49Do you remember the beginning of our relationship?
10:53Yeah?
10:55Wow.
10:57One year ago, we called an ambulance for me.
11:00At night, for...
11:09Oh.
11:12Well, I'm...
11:14I'm just...
11:15I mean, I'm just so happy.
11:18That's not funny.
11:19I almost died.
11:20Well, no, I mean, I'm happy that you're allergic.
11:23Well, I mean that you wouldn't cheat on me because you're allergic.
11:27No, Annie, I couldn't cheat on you because you're the best girl in the damned universe.
11:32And I'm madly in love with you.
11:37I'm...
11:37I'm just, well, so ashamed.
11:41I mean, I am...
11:44Sorry.
11:45And, well, you know, I was just afraid.
11:49Afraid of what?
11:52No, well, you know, wedding, future, everything.
11:57And, well, anyway, what can I do to make it up for you?
12:12Just give me your hand.
12:13Sweet, sweet children.
12:40I'm sorry.
12:44Now I see that your feelings are sincere.
12:49I'm happy for you.
12:52And I hope that this day will be a lesson for us both.
12:56And now my heart is better than ever.
13:01See ya.
13:02Take care, grandma.
13:03Bye-bye.
13:03Bye-bye.
13:04Bye-bye.
13:05Bye-bye.
13:06Bye-bye.
13:07Bye-bye.
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