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00:00:00Hi, I'm Eve and if you're wondering why I'm holding these coffees it is not
00:00:08because I'm the coffee girl. I just got hired at Archer House, New York City's
00:00:15most prestigious architecture firm. I didn't order this. I'm going to be the
00:00:22best architect in the world. This is just the first job that's gonna help me get
00:00:26there. I said no dairy. Vegans, huh. This is Mason Archer, architecture god. I've been
00:00:39obsessed with his work since I was in middle school. Sorry, it's hard to look
00:00:43away. Some girls want a house, a dog, a husband. Well I say fuck all that. I'm
00:00:52here to party with the big boys. Nothing can stop me now.
00:00:59Oh my god. Um, Mr. Archer, I am so sorry. I will, I will clean it up. Do not
00:01:06move. Take off your shirt. What? Hey, come on. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, you're all
00:01:13about to go outside the room. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You're
00:01:18about to move now. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I'm sorry. I'm sorry,
00:01:23Mr. Archer, I am so sorry.
00:01:24I will clean it up.
00:01:27Do not move.
00:01:34Take off your shirt.
00:01:35What?
00:01:36You're not going to walk around my office with your tits out.
00:01:38Take it off.
00:01:39Now.
00:01:42Wait.
00:01:43Is he hitting on me?
00:01:53Demi, bring me a spare shirt.
00:01:56Oh?
00:01:57Wipe me off.
00:02:06Is this really happening?
00:02:20Well, give it to her.
00:02:22Well, get out of my office.
00:02:39Oh, my God.
00:02:43That was my new boss.
00:02:46Mason Archer.
00:02:46Now I'm busy.
00:03:00Mr. Archer, I came to return your shirt.
00:03:04You're the new office girl.
00:03:05Uh, yes, ma'am.
00:03:18Ma'am?
00:03:19Uh, yes, ma'am.
00:03:32Ma'am?
00:03:34No.
00:03:35No, ma'am.
00:03:37Come with me.
00:03:39Is everything okay?
00:03:46Some advice.
00:03:49You don't get promoted around here for being a little slut.
00:03:57What's this bitch's problem?
00:03:58So, you're the new office girl.
00:04:10Uh, yes, Mr. Archer.
00:04:11I started today.
00:04:13Your dress.
00:04:16Tomorrow you will wash something shorter.
00:04:18Uh, excuse me?
00:04:23Did you not hear me?
00:04:26Where?
00:04:27Something.
00:04:28Shorter.
00:04:31Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
00:04:34Uh, yeah, so...
00:04:39You listen to me?
00:04:41I will not be spoken to like I am some...
00:04:43I will speak to you however I wish.
00:04:48You are a disobedient child like all the rest,
00:04:50and I am going to break you.
00:04:54Office girl.
00:04:56I want this job, but I will not be talked to like that.
00:05:00Well, okay then.
00:05:02Pack your shit.
00:05:04And get out.
00:05:09Hey, Miss Pratt.
00:05:28Is everything okay?
00:05:35Jamie?
00:05:39What happened?
00:05:45Found her unconscious.
00:05:47I'm fine.
00:05:48Really, okay?
00:05:49I just...
00:05:50Forgot to take my pill.
00:05:51Don't scare me like that.
00:05:54Jamie, it's not funny.
00:05:55Okay.
00:05:57Alright.
00:05:58Two years ago, my sister and her husband were killed in a car accident.
00:06:04Jamie is their daughter.
00:06:06She survived the crash, but...
00:06:07There's nothing we can do about the wheelchair,
00:06:14but to be sick on top of that,
00:06:16that's just not fair for a teenage girl.
00:06:19So, how was your first day?
00:06:21Did they make you the boss yet?
00:06:22Not yet, but soon.
00:06:25You hungry?
00:06:26Yeah.
00:06:27Yeah.
00:06:31One day I'm gonna have the money to get her the procedure she needs.
00:06:34Eve, look.
00:06:38The real reason why I came by was...
00:06:41To give you this.
00:06:53I'll...
00:06:53I'll have the money.
00:06:55I...
00:06:56Soon.
00:06:58I promise I...
00:06:58Eve, I'm...
00:07:00I'm really very sorry.
00:07:01I love you and Jamie, really.
00:07:05But it's out of my hands this time.
00:07:14Hey.
00:07:15Hey.
00:07:16What are you doing?
00:07:19What are you doing?
00:07:21Stop right now.
00:07:24You can't go in there.
00:07:27Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:07:28Mr. Archer, I tried to stop her.
00:07:30Do you think you can just mess with people's lives like that?
00:07:34Didn't I fire you?
00:07:35You're a real piece of shit, you know that?
00:07:39Huh.
00:07:41Now the office girl?
00:07:44Get out.
00:07:45You too.
00:07:46You too.
00:07:46You too.
00:07:46You too.
00:07:48Why are you wasting my time?
00:08:00I need this job.
00:08:01I earned it.
00:08:02This is the largest architecture firm in the entire world.
00:08:06I know.
00:08:07That's why I'm here.
00:08:09No one gets a second chance at Archer House.
00:08:12Why are you any different?
00:08:13Because I'm the best.
00:08:16And if you let me keep my job, I will prove it to you.
00:08:25That dress isn't any shorter.
00:08:28I don't have money for new clothes right now.
00:08:33Stand here.
00:08:33Spread your legs.
00:08:54What is happening here?
00:09:13Stop.
00:09:15Don't stop.
00:09:21That's how I.
00:09:25That's how high I want it.
00:09:31Do I have my job back?
00:09:35You said you're the best.
00:09:42Let's see.
00:09:45What?
00:09:46You are going to be my new personal assistant.
00:09:49Anywhere I go, you go.
00:09:53Okay, I accept.
00:09:55You'll have to do anything I say.
00:09:57You understand?
00:09:58Understood, sir.
00:10:00Good.
00:10:02Now, I need you to do something for me.
00:10:07I will do anything you want.
00:10:10I need you to do something for me.
00:10:14Whatever you need, sir.
00:10:15I need you to make copies for me.
00:10:24That's not what I had in mind.
00:10:26Are these the new designs?
00:10:31Don't show anyone.
00:10:33Make the copies, then bring them right back to me.
00:10:34You understand?
00:10:35I'm Mason Archer's personal assistant.
00:10:59This is my big chance.
00:11:00Nothing can stop my ass now.
00:11:22Oh, fuck me.
00:11:23Gone.
00:11:28Um, yes, they are.
00:11:30They are gone.
00:11:32He is going to fucking kill me.
00:11:35All of them?
00:11:38Yes, you're all of them.
00:11:40I'm going to have to call you back.
00:11:42Hmm.
00:11:46Oh.
00:11:47I wasn't expecting that.
00:11:53What do you think I should do with you?
00:11:56Um.
00:11:58I don't know.
00:12:00Fire me.
00:12:01I guess.
00:12:02Fire you.
00:12:05No, no, no.
00:12:06You'd be getting off way too easy.
00:12:09Uh.
00:12:11What do you mean, sir?
00:12:13Close the door.
00:12:13Close the door.
00:12:17Close the door.
00:12:22Come here.
00:12:32Close the door.
00:12:32Close the door.
00:12:47You've done a very bad thing, office girl.
00:12:52Yes, sir.
00:12:55You must be punished.
00:12:58Okay.
00:13:00Holy shit.
00:13:03Now, is he really gonna spank me?
00:13:10Oh, my God.
00:13:11He is gonna fucking spank me.
00:13:17Harder.
00:13:20You understand why I must do this, don't you?
00:13:23Yes, sir.
00:13:25Yes, Daddy.
00:13:26You've been a very bad girl.
00:13:30Harder!
00:13:43One more thing.
00:13:47What the hell is wrong with you?
00:14:03Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:14:07Your day is over.
00:14:09You can go home now.
00:14:10Get out!
00:14:11What was that?
00:14:19And why do I want more?
00:14:20I'll tell her about it when she's 18.
00:14:35I'll tell her about it when she's 18.
00:14:39Is he your boss again?
00:14:51No.
00:14:54I screwed up.
00:14:56Jamie, I think I blew it.
00:14:57Demi, I bet she's here to tell me I'm fired for real this time.
00:15:16Demi!
00:15:16Hi.
00:15:17Hi.
00:15:18Uh, how are you?
00:15:21Uh, um, what are you doing?
00:15:26Who are these guys?
00:15:28What are you guys doing in my apartment?
00:15:30Hey, don't touch that.
00:15:31That's, that's fragile.
00:15:33I, hey, put that down.
00:15:35Who are these beastly men?
00:15:36Ah!
00:15:37Enough!
00:15:37Office girl?
00:15:43Mr. Archer is moving you into his building.
00:15:47What?
00:15:49What do you mean?
00:15:51He wants you closer to him.
00:15:55You're going to be uncalled 24 hours a day.
00:15:58Eve, this lumberjack is going through my shit.
00:16:03Where are you taking us?
00:16:07This is the place?
00:16:09No way!
00:16:11This can't be real.
00:16:14Wow.
00:16:15At the end of the week, you'll be leaving for Paris.
00:16:18What?
00:16:21Oh, yes, uh, the International Architecture Convention.
00:16:25You will accompany Mr. Archer, and you will assist him with whatever he needs.
00:16:31I, I can't go to Paris right now.
00:16:33Oh, yes, you can.
00:16:34And you will.
00:16:35Oh, I assume you can, uh, get a babysitter?
00:16:39I, I don't need a sitter, dude.
00:16:43Make the necessary arrangements, will you?
00:16:45Ahem.
00:16:56Mr. Archer requests you go shopping.
00:16:59Oh, I know you must be feeling like a queen right now.
00:17:19But remember, there were office girls before you, and there will be office girls after you.
00:17:24So, enjoy while you can.
00:17:33Holy shitballs.
00:17:35Mouse.
00:17:38But, yeah.
00:17:41Holy shitballs.
00:17:43You know what?
00:17:43I'm going to go get a Vogue.
00:17:45Let's find out what the bitches are wearing nowadays.
00:17:47What are these skankos whispering about?
00:18:09What are you doing in my office?
00:18:30Office girl.
00:18:32I didn't recognize you.
00:18:36Do you like it?
00:18:37It's adequate.
00:18:48I picked it just for you.
00:18:52Did you?
00:19:01Yes, sir.
00:19:02The meeting starts in five minutes, sir.
00:19:12Great.
00:19:20And how are we going to solve this problem?
00:19:24We're way over budget, Mason.
00:19:25I know how to fix it.
00:19:27I'm working on it, aren't I?
00:19:29Oh, my God.
00:19:29It's so obvious.
00:19:33We need a solution now.
00:19:36How about metal?
00:19:40Instead of concrete in the atrium, it cuts down on cost significantly.
00:19:43This needs to get done now.
00:19:55We need this contract.
00:19:56Demi, take over.
00:20:05Sir?
00:20:05Sir?
00:20:06Do you think we could discuss my promotion before you go to the conference?
00:20:14I don't need this right now, Demi.
00:20:16I'll promote you when I think you're ready.
00:20:17Mr. Archer will be out of office all week with our new office girl.
00:20:39Now, these cocksuckers.
00:20:40That means all decisions go through me.
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:49Good.
00:20:51Bye for now.
00:21:03Demi, why were they laughing at me?
00:21:06Oh, they worked here a long time.
00:21:08They know how Mason can be.
00:21:10I'm a professional, not a prostitute.
00:21:17Honey, don't kid yourself.
00:21:20We're all prostitutes sometimes.
00:21:22Hi.
00:21:38Mr. Archer.
00:21:40You scared me.
00:21:42Who told you it was okay to speak at my meetings?
00:21:47Um, I'm sorry.
00:21:49I mean, I just...
00:21:53Metal, it's so obvious, right?
00:21:56Yeah.
00:21:58Absolutely.
00:22:00We'll just have to draft letters of apologies to the congregation's families
00:22:03when the church collapses in on them.
00:22:07What?
00:22:08Maybe you're not as good as you think you are, office girl.
00:22:19You broke another roll.
00:22:34Sir, we're at the office.
00:22:37Do you think I'm unaware?
00:22:38I'm a professional.
00:22:46That's what all the office girls say.
00:22:48I'm all my work taken seriously.
00:22:54This is your work.
00:22:56Well, well, well.
00:23:06If it isn't the big dog himself, Mason Archer.
00:23:11Holy shit.
00:23:12It's the Hollister brothers, Brent and David.
00:23:14Brent.
00:23:16And I see you brought your better half.
00:23:17Mason, always a pleasure.
00:23:20We heard you're up for the St. Helens contract.
00:23:23That's a big job for you, Mason.
00:23:26Brent.
00:23:27Relax.
00:23:30And who might you be?
00:23:32Brent Hollister.
00:23:33Oh, Mr. Hollister, I know who you are.
00:23:36You and your brother were inspirations to me all through school.
00:23:42Oh.
00:23:44You hear that, Mason?
00:23:48Inspirations.
00:23:49Gentlemen, please.
00:23:58You're grown men.
00:24:00Is this over me?
00:24:05Office girl, give me a scotch.
00:24:08It was a pleasure.
00:24:09What's this?
00:24:28Mr. Archer's luggage.
00:24:30What is it?
00:24:32And what am I supposed to do with that?
00:24:34Oh, don't worry about what it is.
00:24:36Worry about how you're going to get it to Paris.
00:24:39Oh, and, uh, sign this.
00:24:42Um, what am I signing?
00:24:44Company's insurance policy.
00:24:46Everyone traveling must sign.
00:24:48Oh, and what is that thing, huh?
00:25:10Jesus, what is it in this thing?
00:25:12Hopefully not a fucking body.
00:25:14Hey, language.
00:25:18You're going to be okay, right?
00:25:20I mean, it's only for a week.
00:25:23I can take care of myself.
00:25:25Really.
00:25:26All right?
00:25:29I know, I just...
00:25:31We've never been apart, and if anything were to happen to you, I will...
00:25:35I'll be okay.
00:25:36All right?
00:25:37I'll be fine.
00:25:38I'll have my meds.
00:25:40Everything's going to be okay.
00:25:40Okay.
00:25:44I know.
00:25:46I'll miss you, too.
00:25:51I don't...
00:25:53I don't know if it's...
00:25:54What else was...
00:25:56What else was...
00:25:57What else was...
00:25:58Jess?
00:26:00What is he even in here?
00:26:04It's...
00:26:05What else was...
00:26:08There is...
00:26:09Oh, fuck my life.
00:26:32Oh, fuck my life.
00:26:34Now, what else was saying?
00:26:45We're talking about...
00:26:46I am going to fucking kill you.
00:27:13Office girl.
00:27:15How was your flight?
00:27:18It was fine, sir.
00:27:21Wonderful news.
00:27:23I brought your luggage, sir, as you requested.
00:27:26I can see that.
00:27:29I think I'm going to go have a shower.
00:27:33Oh, office girl.
00:27:35Yes, sir?
00:27:36You forgot something.
00:27:40Sir?
00:27:42My luggage doesn't go down here.
00:27:44It goes in my room.
00:27:49Forgive me, sir.
00:27:52Of course it does.
00:27:54Yeah.
00:28:06Ooh.
00:28:07Perfect.
00:28:09I believe in you.
00:28:14Stupid box!
00:28:16Office girl.
00:28:29Uh, Miss, Mr. Archer, I-
00:28:31This is Victoria.
00:28:33I was just leaving.
00:28:46You seem upset.
00:28:50You made me drag that thing halfway across the world.
00:28:54Are you just fucking with me?
00:28:57Office girl, these are my things.
00:29:00I must have my things.
00:29:03What's in the chest?
00:29:10You know,
00:29:10you're one of my things now.
00:29:17What?
00:29:26Who is she?
00:29:28How is that any business of yours?
00:29:35Like a blonde, don't you?
00:29:41She's the head of the union.
00:29:44And she is an end to men.
00:29:47Why do I like this?
00:29:50What the hell is wrong with me?
00:29:51What the hell is wrong with me?
00:30:10What the hell is wrong with me?
00:30:14Why do I like this?
00:30:17I'm giving you a book.
00:30:19It's fine.
00:30:20I'm running on a grounded heart.
00:30:24I'm freaking out when I'm trying.
00:30:28Don't stop.
00:30:31Don't stop.
00:30:33Don't stop.
00:30:33Don't stop.
00:30:34Don't stop.
00:30:38Don't stop.
00:30:39What the fuck?
00:31:05What was that?
00:31:07Dinner, 20 minutes, meet him in the lobby.
00:31:11A date? With me?
00:31:13I want to help you, Mason. You're our first choice, but you've got to make it cheaper.
00:31:37Absolutely, sir. We will adapt.
00:31:41Look, mate. I like your grit. Me and your father, God rest your soul, we go way back.
00:31:48But the most important thing now is the board's vote.
00:31:52So make sure you impress him this week. Got it?
00:31:54Will do, sir.
00:31:56Gotta go. Time is money.
00:32:00Mason, you made it. Brent. David.
00:32:04I was hoping your plane would crash.
00:32:08Let's remember we are in public.
00:32:10I see your lovely assistant tagged along.
00:32:14Maybe she'd like to join me for a drink when you're through.
00:32:16Don't look at her.
00:32:18Gentlemen, please.
00:32:22Don't tell me you have a thing for this one, too, Mason.
00:32:26Bad boy you are.
00:32:28public. I see your lovely assistant tagged along. Maybe she'd like to join me for a drink when
00:32:38you're through. Don't look at her. Gentlemen, please. Don't tell me you have a thing for this
00:32:48one too, Mason. Bad boy you are. I think you both should leave.
00:32:58Now what would your poor father think of you destroying his legacy? Let me remind you that
00:33:09you're both well in your 30s. What'd you just say? I said you're an embarrassment to your
00:33:19father's name. Yeah. Is that funny?
00:33:24Oh my God. What is this? What is this? What is this? What is a far west? This is not a
00:33:36case with the hotel police. Mesdames et messieurs, nous sommes dรฉsolรฉs pour ces amรฉricains abrutis
00:33:41man oh that motherfucker i should have killed him
00:33:52i swear to god the next time i see that bastard
00:34:11i see you want it office guy
00:34:35i want it i don't want it
00:34:41i'm just a big dick holy shit
00:34:50dude
00:35:05christ sakes prostate like a goddamn grapefruit
00:35:16damn there's something seriously wrong with your generation
00:35:35what's in the chest
00:35:50why so curious
00:35:53i got something for you
00:36:23what are these for
00:36:33find out
00:36:37what are you gonna do to me mason
00:36:49wait did i try to do something wrong
00:37:01i i don't
00:37:03go back to your room long day tomorrow
00:37:06but mr archer
00:37:08i don't even try anymore
00:37:31oh my god
00:37:32demi um i i thought that you were staying in new york
00:37:40how is the convention treating you
00:37:45fine
00:37:48um can i do anything for you
00:37:58you still don't get it
00:38:03do you
00:38:17uh
00:38:26what's
00:38:31here
00:38:32is
00:38:41you
00:38:42our
00:38:44our
00:38:45your
00:38:45our
00:38:45our
00:38:46your
00:38:46our
00:38:47our
00:38:47our
00:38:48our
00:38:49our
00:38:50our
00:38:51our
00:38:51our
00:38:52our
00:38:52I don't know.
00:39:22Great. Now I have to go change.
00:39:31Going up?
00:39:39What was that?
00:39:41You look tired. I woke you up.
00:39:44Asshole.
00:39:46You do realize that this is a work trip, right?
00:39:49I wanted to make you wet, so that's what I did.
00:39:59Who's the meeting with tonight?
00:40:06Good evening, Mason.
00:40:09Good evening.
00:40:10What is this new development?
00:40:14Hey. Screwdriver. Double.
00:40:17Hurry up about it.
00:40:18God, you're an asshole.
00:40:21You are the asshole.
00:40:24Can we just be civil?
00:40:27This is business.
00:40:30This is more than business, David.
00:40:32It has been for a while.
00:40:34Let's make this simple, shall we?
00:40:41This is what we're willing to offer to purchase Archer House.
00:40:45Your stocks are plummeting, Mason.
00:41:05They have been ever since your father died.
00:41:07Jesus Christ.
00:41:16Jesus Christ.
00:41:21I'm telling you again, Mr. Archer.
00:41:35This is a five-star hotel.
00:41:37Not a one-star, not a two-star.
00:41:38This is a five-star.
00:41:39I look like a bouncer.
00:41:40I'm not a bouncer.
00:41:41I'm not going to bounce people.
00:41:43But if I do have to call a bouncer,
00:41:45I am going to call one so that there is no fighting in this hotel, okay?
00:41:48And this goes for you.
00:41:49You want me to call a bouncer?
00:41:50Oui? Non? D'accord.
00:41:51Bon. Merci. Bonne soirรฉe.
00:41:55What the hell is wrong with you?
00:41:58You get enemies when you're the best.
00:42:00Douchebag.
00:42:00Douchebag.
00:42:00Sir, I saw Brent and David Hollister with you at dinner.
00:42:10Those fucking brothers.
00:42:12They're trying to get my bid.
00:42:19Look, um, why don't you take the night for yourself?
00:42:24Try to relax.
00:42:25Yeah.
00:42:28Maybe.
00:42:30I haven't had a night off in five years.
00:42:40What should I do, sir?
00:42:47You should go back to your room and get ready, office girl.
00:42:51What?
00:42:53Downstairs in 20.
00:42:54Don't be late.
00:42:55I have no idea how I allowed myself to go this far.
00:43:06There's not usually a minute I don't think about Jamie.
00:43:09Her medical bills, school loans, but...
00:43:13When I'm with him, it's like...
00:43:14Every worry in the world disappears.
00:43:18It scares me.
00:43:20The only thing on my mind is him.
00:43:21He has this power over me.
00:43:26Even if I could resist Mason Archer,
00:43:29I don't think I would want to.
00:43:33What the hell am I doing?
00:43:43Mr. Archer?
00:43:44Officer Scrum.
00:43:44Officer Scrum.
00:43:45Officer Scrum.
00:43:46Officer Scrum.
00:43:55Mr. Archer, Madam, your table is waiting for you.
00:43:59I am absolutely certain you will love it.
00:44:01How was your meal?
00:44:02It was delicious.
00:44:03That was the best fucking pasta I've ever had.
00:44:04You ever been to Paris?
00:44:05I've never been out of New York.
00:44:06Tell me something about yourself, an office girl.
00:44:07Like what?
00:44:08Anything.
00:44:09I live with my niece.
00:44:10I've been raising her since I was in high school.
00:44:11No, no, no.
00:44:13I don't care about any of that.
00:44:15Oh, do you have anything?
00:44:17I'm sorry.
00:44:18I'm sorry.
00:44:19D. Archer, I'm sorry.
00:44:20Okay.
00:44:21How was your meal?
00:44:23It was delicious.
00:44:24That was the best fucking pasta I've ever had.
00:44:25Have you ever been to Paris?
00:44:26Oh?
00:44:27I've never been out of New York.
00:44:28Tell me something about yourself, an office girl.
00:44:31Like what?
00:44:31Anything.
00:44:32I live with my niece.
00:44:36I've been raising her since I was in high school.
00:44:39No, no, no, no. I don't care about any of that.
00:44:43Tell me what you want.
00:44:44Asshole.
00:44:48I want to be an architect.
00:44:51A lot of people want to be an architect.
00:44:54I'm going to be the best.
00:44:58What's so funny?
00:45:01Every year I see one of you.
00:45:03A new office girl.
00:45:05Smart, arrogant, hungry.
00:45:08Confused.
00:45:09Always the same.
00:45:11I'm not like all the other girls.
00:45:14Oh, yeah?
00:45:16Prove it.
00:45:20Prove it.
00:45:35What am I looking at?
00:45:36Just some sketches.
00:45:37My design for the church.
00:45:45My new project.
00:45:47Just some ideas I've been playing around with.
00:45:50You put the steeple in the center.
00:45:57This way you don't have to worry about the arch at the entryway.
00:46:00Cuts down on cost dramatically.
00:46:02Something wrong?
00:46:11Why would there be?
00:46:15Should we get some dessert?
00:46:19No, actually, I'm going to call it a night.
00:46:21I want to have fun tonight.
00:46:32I want to have fun tonight.
00:46:34What does that mean?
00:46:35What are you doing?
00:46:37What are you doing?
00:46:39Hey, what are we doing here?
00:46:46What does it look like we're doing?
00:46:47I'm not swimming.
00:46:52No.
00:46:53It's closed.
00:46:54Tomorrow I'll live a little.
00:46:55No.
00:47:18Are you coming in?
00:47:19No. This is ridiculous. I'm going back to my room.
00:47:47How's the water?
00:47:48Just shut up and get in already.
00:48:07Who are you?
00:48:09I see you.
00:48:10I see you.
00:48:40Hey, the pool is closed. But you are nude.
00:48:53No, but that doesn't happen.
00:48:55It's a big deal.
00:48:56My kid's with me.
00:48:57I want your name and your room number.
00:48:59What?
00:49:05No. No, you do not get in there.
00:49:07No, you come back right there right now.
00:49:10I don't know how it's going.
00:49:11No, no!
00:49:13No!
00:49:14I will get you, nude man!
00:49:18Putain.
00:49:20I hate these goddamn conventions.
00:49:47What have you got in there?
00:49:51What are you going to do with her?
00:49:55What's her?
00:49:56What's her?
00:49:58What's her?
00:50:29I have to go. I'll be back.
00:50:34Mason? Mason? Mason!
00:50:43Oh, calm down. You like jokes, don't you?
00:50:48Asshole.
00:50:56Holy shit.
00:50:59Oh, that was...
00:51:20Your tongue in me?
00:51:22Fun.
00:51:25There are no fun after.
00:51:26Hey, let me see those designs again.
00:51:32Really?
00:51:46Are you nervous for the meeting tonight?
00:51:49I don't get nervous.
00:51:50Well, just so you know, I think you're gonna get the bed.
00:51:56Yeah, how do you know that?
00:51:59Because you're the best fucking architect in the world.
00:52:07Smart girl.
00:52:08Hey, can I ask you something?
00:52:20Okay.
00:52:21What do you do with all my underwear?
00:52:28Jamie!
00:52:29Hey, Eve.
00:52:30Hey, is something wrong?
00:52:31Yeah, Eve. Hey, everything's great.
00:52:33Um, you won't believe what just happened.
00:52:38Uh, what?
00:52:38I got a call from my doctors, and they said they're gonna start the treatments this week.
00:52:42They're gonna fix me, Eve.
00:52:44What? How?
00:52:46I don't know. That's the thing.
00:52:47They said an anonymous donor paid for it or something.
00:52:53Um, Jamie, that's... that's incredible.
00:52:55I'm so happy. I love you so much.
00:52:57Wait, wait. Eve, who's that?
00:52:59Did you bang that guy, Eve?
00:53:04Um, no, no one. I'll talk to you later.
00:53:12You.
00:53:15You.
00:53:20You did this. I don't know how.
00:53:22Enough.
00:53:23I was so wrong about you.
00:53:25I said enough.
00:53:26Mason, I know that I just met you, and...
00:53:30I don't know.
00:53:32Don't say it.
00:53:35I'm not falling in love with you.
00:53:40I'm warning you.
00:53:41I am...
00:53:43100% madly, wildly in love with you.
00:53:47You listen to me.
00:53:52And you listen close.
00:53:53I will only tell you this once.
00:53:56You will never be anything other than a damn office girl to me.
00:54:00Do you fucking understand?
00:54:04L-Lison, you know?
00:54:06I mean that.
00:54:08There were plenty of office girls before you,
00:54:10and there will be plenty after.
00:54:11Hello again.
00:54:28Mr. Hollister.
00:54:29Hi.
00:54:30Can I buy you a drink?
00:54:37Two martinis, please.
00:54:38Ugh, I fucking hate martinis.
00:54:43You...
00:54:43like martinis?
00:54:46Only thing I drink.
00:54:50You want to be an architect?
00:54:54More than anything.
00:54:58Well...
00:55:00Maybe we can bring you on as a junior associate.
00:55:03I'm sure you'd be a valuable asset to the team.
00:55:05Holy shitballs.
00:55:08I'm...
00:55:09I mean, really?
00:55:12I would love that.
00:55:13Yo!
00:55:16Ugh.
00:55:18Forgive me.
00:55:19I have to join my idiot brother for dinner.
00:55:28I wasn't joking.
00:55:31Please.
00:55:33Consider my offer.
00:55:34Meet me at the restaurant.
00:56:02Meet me at the restaurant.
00:56:04Asshole.
00:56:19I said I will meet you!
00:56:25Jesus Christ.
00:56:27What did I just say to you?
00:56:29He said he was on his way.
00:56:43I don't think.
00:56:46Where is he?
00:56:54He said he was on his way.
00:56:56So, you've got my full attention.
00:57:09So, where's pretty boy at?
00:57:10You should be here any second.
00:57:12I don't have a sec, love.
00:57:14Why don't you help yourself do some sushi?
00:57:18I don't want no uncooked seafood.
00:57:21My time is money.
00:57:23I'm here for business.
00:57:24So, let's go.
00:57:25Let's fucking go.
00:57:26Just five minutes.
00:57:27Five minutes.
00:57:28What?
00:57:41All right.
00:57:41We've got five minutes to get Mason's bloody ass down here.
00:57:48Or we walk.
00:57:48Oh, what the hell?
00:58:05Oh, man.
00:58:08She's the man.
00:58:10What the?
00:58:14The key.
00:58:31Let's go, buddy.
00:58:32Let's go, buddy.
00:58:33Let's go, buddy.
00:58:38Oh, yeah.
00:58:41Well, that's all, folks.
00:58:48I've got a flying catch.
00:58:52But we have more food coming.
00:58:53Just five more minutes, please.
00:58:55Sorry, love.
00:58:56It was just not meant to be.
00:58:58Wait.
00:59:02I can show you the new design.
00:59:05What?
00:59:05You have the new design.
00:59:11Yeah.
00:59:14Right here.
00:59:15I can pull it up right now.
00:59:17Well, it's better be good office, girl.
00:59:18Well, really blown away about that, Eve.
00:59:27Sure, you pull the fuel nighters under that one.
00:59:30Hmm?
00:59:32Oh, Mason, you late son of a bitch.
00:59:35Oh, Mr. Happner, please let me explain.
00:59:37Don't even waste your breath, mate.
00:59:39Your girl Friday here, Eve, has blown us away by the new design.
00:59:44What?
00:59:45You got yourself a deal.
00:59:50That's an Aussie handshake.
00:59:52From where I come from, it's as good as a written contract.
00:59:57I thank you, sir.
01:00:00You better keep an eye on this one.
01:00:02We could all be working for her someday.
01:00:08The money will be in the count by the end of the month.
01:00:11You all right, son?
01:00:12The money will be in the count by the end of the month.
01:00:42For what you did.
01:00:43Oh, I can't accept that.
01:00:48I was...
01:00:49I was just lucky that he liked my designs.
01:00:54Lucky.
01:00:55Lucky.
01:00:55Well, we should get going.
01:01:20Mason?
01:01:20When we walk out that door, I don't want things to go back to the way that they used to be.
01:01:36People don't change.
01:01:38I'm no exception.
01:01:41Be careful with my luggage.
01:01:42All I've ever wanted was to be an architect.
01:02:10Ever since I was a little girl, I would think about what it would be like to have my name
01:02:16associated with one of these incredible structures that defines the New York skyline.
01:02:22Now?
01:02:23Now I don't care about anything.
01:02:26Nothing.
01:02:26All I want is him.
01:02:37Your coffee, sir?
01:02:40Just said it right there.
01:02:42Asshole.
01:02:42Do you need anything else?
01:02:52That'll be all, office girl.
01:02:54What you down?
01:03:07Yeah, it's going to be a beautiful church.
01:03:09Beautiful steeple.
01:03:13Really enjoying working with you, mate.
01:03:15That was quite the designer you've had sketched up, wasn't it?
01:03:20Oh, you think those were her designs?
01:03:22No.
01:03:23She's just the office girl.
01:03:26Fair enough, mate.
01:03:27Catch you next week.
01:03:28Thank you, Mr. Hapner.
01:03:29Your coffee, sir?
01:03:40Just set it down over there.
01:03:43Where's the office girl?
01:03:45I'm not sure.
01:03:46I'm as sure as you started today.
01:03:52Eve.
01:03:53Let me be the first to say we're delighted to have you on board.
01:03:57Mr. Hollister, thank you.
01:04:00I'm excited to get started.
01:04:01Please, call me David.
01:04:23Is it true?
01:04:41Word is she accepted the creative associate position with the Hollister brothers this morning.
01:04:49Hmm.
01:04:53Oh, my God.
01:05:23Calm down.
01:05:24The new office girl is more than adequate.
01:05:28I don't want a new office girl.
01:05:32I want her.
01:05:43Sir.
01:05:46About my promotion.
01:05:48Demi?
01:05:50Not the time.
01:05:53Not the time.
01:06:23Hello, young girl.
01:06:27Who the fuck are you?
01:06:30Oh, uh, my, well, uh, I'm Mason Archer.
01:06:36You his boss?
01:06:37I am.
01:06:38Well, I was.
01:06:41Well, just so you know, she said you were a fucking asshole, man.
01:06:44Sorry for my language.
01:06:48It's, uh, it's okay.
01:06:52So, is he a poem?
01:06:55You know what?
01:06:57Give me 50 bucks and I'll tell you.
01:07:11I only have hundreds.
01:07:14That'll do.
01:07:14Of course.
01:07:16Of course.
01:07:28Uh, yeah, she's home.
01:07:31What are you doing here?
01:07:44You moved out of the building.
01:07:47Yeah, that's because it was for the office girl.
01:07:49Well, I'm not that anymore.
01:07:53I brought you this.
01:07:57I used to idolize you.
01:08:19I worshipped your work.
01:08:20I thought you were everything.
01:08:21I thought you were God.
01:08:25Now I just think you're another big time New York loser.
01:08:32Eve.
01:08:34He said my name.
01:08:36What?
01:08:36It's too late, asshole.
01:08:41Get out.
01:08:50Jesus.
01:08:52You heard her, Mason.
01:08:55Get out.
01:08:59Ah.
01:09:02Of course.
01:09:06Hey, these are.
01:09:36They're really good.
01:09:39Um, really?
01:09:41Yeah.
01:09:42Like, wow.
01:09:47Thanks.
01:09:49I was wondering.
01:09:51Would you let me take you out to dinner?
01:09:56Uh, yeah.
01:09:58Sure.
01:09:59Great.
01:10:00Then I'll pick you up at eight.
01:10:02Oh, uh, tonight?
01:10:03Uh, okay.
01:10:07Sure.
01:10:08Yeah.
01:10:08Yeah.
01:10:08You're going to stay here all night.
01:10:31Just waiting for the money to come in.
01:10:33Uh, I have to approve the transfer.
01:10:46Do you think we could talk about my promotion for a second?
01:10:50Not now, Demi.
01:10:51God damn it.
01:10:52I just want to be alone.
01:10:54Okay?
01:10:54Okay?
01:10:54Yes, sir.
01:11:05Don't stay up too late.
01:11:06Hello?
01:11:22Demi, that you?
01:11:24Okay.
01:11:25Okay.
01:11:25Okay.
01:11:25Hello?
01:11:25Hello?
01:11:26Demi?
01:11:26Demi?
01:11:27Demi? Demi!
01:11:42So, now you're doing your other boss?
01:11:46I'm not doing anyone, Jamie. It's just a date.
01:11:51Is he hot, though?
01:11:53Maybe it will help me forget Mason.
01:11:55Um, besides being a very successful architect, he just seems like a normal guy.
01:12:03And normal's what I need right now.
01:12:08Mm-hmm.
01:12:13Hi.
01:12:14Wow. You look incredible.
01:12:20Get a room, you two.
01:12:23Um, let's go.
01:12:25Who is that?
01:12:38Not again.
01:12:43Where are you taking me?
01:12:45Well, it's, uh, it's a surprise.
01:12:50I like surprises.
01:12:52Good.
01:12:53Because this one is going to blow you away.
01:12:56Now, you're going to do exactly what I tell you to do.
01:13:17Got it?
01:13:18Don't fight it, Mason.
01:13:38What?
01:13:39I'm going to do something.
01:13:42Prince.
01:13:45Took a look for this time.
01:13:47Um, why are you doing this?
01:13:57Speak again, see what happens.
01:14:09Hey bud, you got a little bump on your head there.
01:14:14What is this?
01:14:15Well, I know that transfer's coming in about 11 minutes.
01:14:22Except, you're not going to get that transfer.
01:14:25You're going to put that money in an account in Cayman Islands.
01:14:31That's ambitious, Brent.
01:14:33Even for you.
01:14:35That would ruin my business.
01:14:37And I would rather die than give you that money.
01:14:41Yeah.
01:14:42We thought you might say something like that.
01:14:47That's why we got ourselves a little insurance policy.
01:14:52What are you talking about?
01:14:57What are you doing?
01:14:59Brent?
01:15:00David?
01:15:01I mean, come on.
01:15:02But listen, we've had our differences.
01:15:03Keep your mouth closed.
01:15:12Brent.
01:15:13If either of them says another fucking word, blow her head off.
01:15:19Now, here's what's going to happen.
01:15:25You're going to put in your personal code.
01:15:27Then, you're going to revert the money to this bank account.
01:15:32If you do not,
01:15:34I'm going to cut her until you can't recognize her.
01:15:39Wait.
01:15:46How'd you get into my office after hours?
01:15:58Right.
01:15:59I've been your assistant for 12 years.
01:16:02All I ever wanted was your respect, a promotion, to show me you valued me.
01:16:09Demi.
01:16:10Shush!
01:16:12I don't need your respect or the promotion.
01:16:19All I want is your money.
01:16:23Oh, come on.
01:16:24You're really doing all of this just for money?
01:16:28For money?
01:16:29Yes!
01:16:31Money is everything, Mason.
01:16:34You know that.
01:16:37Code.
01:16:43Free my hands.
01:16:45Just say it.
01:16:52Sorry.
01:16:56I'll live in 1224.
01:16:59Oh, the date of your father's death.
01:17:06Hmm.
01:17:07Just a second.
01:17:09Mm-hmm.
01:17:11And...
01:17:13Done.
01:17:17How do you think you're going to get away with this?
01:17:23Oh, that's simple.
01:17:24Oh, that's simple.
01:17:37Demi.
01:17:39Demi, no.
01:17:40No.
01:17:41No!
01:17:42No!
01:17:42You really should have given me that promotion, boss.
01:18:12Eve, Eve, come on, okay, no, Eve, come on, Eve, stay with me, please, no, no, no, come on,
01:18:32no, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, Eve, I need help, help, please,
01:18:42someone fucking help me here.
01:19:02Oh, hey.
01:19:05Hey, kid.
01:19:07I got some burgers.
01:19:09Thanks, Mason.
01:19:10Thinking maybe we can watch a movie?
01:19:13Yeah, that'd be cool.
01:19:16Oh, be careful.
01:19:17Yep.
01:19:18You good?
01:19:19Yeah.
01:19:36You okay?
01:19:37Yeah.
01:19:38Yeah.
01:19:41I just miss Eve.
01:19:46Yeah.
01:19:49Me too.
01:19:50How'd it go?
01:19:59Yeah.
01:20:01Did they like it?
01:20:03You are looking at the youngest architect in the world to ever win the Pritzker Prize for Architecture.
01:20:10What?
01:20:11What?
01:20:11You did it.
01:20:12Fuck yeah, Eve.
01:20:12I love you.
01:20:13I love you, Evelyn Green.
01:20:19Good job.
01:20:21So proud of you.
01:20:26What?
01:20:26Did you think I was dead?
01:20:27You're really not going to tell me what's in the trash.
01:20:44No.
01:20:44Boelfoo.
01:20:45Hm, That's a part of my life is over now.
01:20:50Mm-hmm.
01:20:51Oh.
01:21:01Oh!
01:21:02Oh!
01:21:03Um.
01:21:08Um.
01:21:08What the fuck?
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