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Corn on the Cop (1965) - Directed by Irv Spector

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Transcript
00:01Caught ya!
00:02You mean, now let me have that bag, Granny.
00:04Oh, no you don't. You're trying to get all the credit. I'll take it.
00:08You got it.
00:12Stop! Stop, thief!
00:15Thank goodness I'm home.
00:17A body isn't safe on the streets anymore with those juvenile delinquents.
00:26Open up, Granny!
00:28We want the loot you have in the shopping bag.
00:32Here's one for you, and one for you, and that's all you get.
00:37A bubble gun?
00:40Sam, you lower me down to the old lady's window, I go inside and take her by surprise.
00:46Gee, I gotta hand it to you, Sarge.
00:49Fine, fine, I'll take it easy.
00:52Little lower. Attaboy!
00:54Well, look at the little boy-ty.
00:57Bye-bye, boy-ty.
00:59Like I said, there's nothing to it.
01:00All we do is build a suspension bridge from here all the way across to the old girl's living room.
01:16Get me a couple of more boards.
01:18A couple of boards coming up.
01:22One thing I can't stand is a big bad carpentry.
01:27Say, what are you doing?
01:29These nails are all bent.
01:31I'm going to put in some new ones.
01:33Oh, no, he wouldn't.
01:39Gee, I wonder if I did something wrong.
01:45You two might as well give up, because I'm just a little more stubborn than you are.
01:50She's locked the shutters.
01:53Go home, coppers!
01:54There she is, over there.
02:02She's back there again.
02:13I'm putting a stop to this, once and for all.
02:16Young man, I'm going to teach you a lesson you won't soon forget.
02:24Did you get his number?
02:28Officer Flaherty, I'm glad you came by.
02:31I've been having an awful time with these juvenile delinquents.
02:35Don't worry, Mrs. Webster.
02:37I'll take care of this one.
02:38And thanks a lot.
02:39We've been looking for him.
02:41There's two more who should be spanked, too.
02:43But I'll let their parents take care of that.
02:46Come along, young man.
02:47Where do you live?
02:48Precinct 72.
02:50Oh, cut it out, Grandma.
02:51Stop, will you stop or...
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