00:01After 15 years as a journalist, I've learned it's important to grab the reader's attention with a catchy headline.
00:06Local woman ruins own life.
00:08Five years ago, Nell Serrano threw away a promising career to move to London for a man.
00:13Now she's back, and the weird roommate she met on Craigslist is not passive-aggressive at all.
00:17I'd like to do a proper kitchen table.
00:19There's plenty of places you could eat.
00:20Eat in your bedroom.
00:21Or you could eat on the couch if you put a blanket down.
00:23You could even eat in the bathroom if you're a monster.
00:24All right.
00:25You are late, but I told everyone that your phone was still set on UK time and that you were donating blood.
00:32Okay, so act kind of woozy.
00:33Oh, God.
00:34Oh, no.
00:35Hide me.
00:36Now, Lexi is your boss now.
00:37What?
00:38I know.
00:39I'm so sorry.
00:40I know that I can be kind of harsh, intense, and attractive.
00:46So, what are you gonna put me on?
00:47City B?
00:48Crime B?
00:49The dead B.
00:50Oh, my God.
00:51You're putting me on obituaries.
00:52Everyone has a story.
00:53It's your job to find it.
00:55Don't you come any closer.
00:56I will kill you.
00:57Don't bother.
00:58I'm already dead.
00:59Oh, my God.
01:00You're my obituary.
01:01Ta-da.
01:02Nope.
01:03Uh-uh.
01:04No.
01:05I do not see dead people.
01:06Are you okay?
01:07I just got home and I heard you scream.
01:08Fun fact.
01:09You're the only one that can see me.
01:11No!
01:12Yep.
01:13No!
01:14Yep.
01:15No!
01:16No!
01:17I just don't think writing obituaries is good for my head.
01:20I smell gas.
01:21Your natural deodorant doesn't work.
01:23We were the same age.
01:24Yeah, except you got old and you died.
01:27I know.
01:28Super sadsies.
01:30I thought that I would just come back home and pick back up where I left off, but everything's
01:35changed and I feel really disconnected from everyone.
01:38I am just a disaster.
01:41The door to the past will close on its own.
01:44Unlike your bartab.
01:45If we're gonna live together, I think it's best that we work on our communication a bit.
01:49I'm down with that.
01:50It's difficult having a conversation with you when you look like three kids stacked on top of each other trying to sneak into an R-rated movie.
01:55Really?
01:56We're all a work in progress and so are our relationships.
02:02Look, this is how this is gonna go.
02:06You'll follow me around annoying me for a day or two until I write your obituary.
02:09I'll have a mild panic attack about my life and then you'll move on.
02:12I've been in weird response.
02:17Oh, when I stop talking, it means the meeting is over.
02:20See?
02:22Oh, that makes it less personal.
02:23Still hurtful though.
02:39That makes it less personal.
02:41You'll see?
02:42Oh, you're welcome.
02:43I will.
02:44And I'm alright.
02:45I'm alright.
02:46I will.
02:47I'm alright.
02:48I'm okay.
02:49I'll be right back.
02:50I will.
02:51I will.
02:52I will.
02:53I will.
02:54I will.
02:55I will.
02:57I will.
02:59I will.
03:00I will.
03:01I will.
03:03I will.
03:04I will.
03:05I will.
03:06I will.
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