00:00Hi guys, under no circumstances are you to improvise with real broken glass or do self-supervised stunts with cars and or flames.
00:23These are the types of decisions that get productions shut down overnight.
00:26Next time you are tempted to play chicken in the parking lot or kick a plate glass window, think not only of your own careers, but of the dozens of people in production who will be out of work, should you continue to play with fire, pun intended, in this manner.
00:39Best .
00:41This one's for the beauty in the back.
00:43As soon as this place burns down, I'd go right back to baseball.
00:46Oh, my bad, dude. You see that pitch?
00:48Welcome to the show, baby!
00:50How do you guys do it?
00:52Difficulty rating 9.7, but put a twist on this.
00:57I was working back at the other place.
01:00Crapplebee's. That place sucks.
01:02Hey, this feels like thick glass.
01:04Pussy system. Who wants a pussy system? I'm making two.
01:07Ah, shit.
01:08This feels like thick glass, too.
01:09Yeah, I'm sorry. Let's go higher.
01:11Fuck this place. My boss is a cunt.
01:13Hey, fella. I can make you anything you want in the whole wide world. Just no pancake breakfast, okay? That's next week.
01:19Vodka, tonic, splash of pineapple. Twist some lime in there for me. Shake it out.
01:24Island style. A man of my own stripes here. Turks and Caicos. That's where I learned this.
01:29How long have you done that?
01:30It's a week.
01:31This is a week.
01:33This is a week.
01:34Peace.
01:35The secret to a naked rumtini? A little bit of spice.
01:38Holy shit.
01:39You guys into DUIs?
01:41Excellent.
01:42I've got three of them.
01:43Hey, where'd you put the tomatoes?
01:48He doesn't like because these are rapists.
01:50Someone has bad breath near me.
01:52Ooh.
01:53Hey, you think you got what it takes?
01:54I learned this one from a steamboat captain in Louisiana.
01:57Called himself the Indigo Man.
01:59Watch this.
02:00Come on, people. Are we making parts of the meatballs here?
02:02I'm making country meals.
02:03Whoa.
02:08Coming right up.
02:09Sure is going to be sticky in here.
02:11Probably get some hands.
02:12Just the spider legs on there, Jack.
02:13Fucking love this.
02:14There's not a lot in there.
02:16A lot of it came out.
02:17If you only need a little bit, I'll knock you on your ass, fella.
02:21Every time.
02:22Here we go.
02:23That's vodka and tonic.
02:27Let it hit your tongue and get back to me.
02:29You get as much as you need in it, and you get a little bit of slime everywhere else.
02:33Doesn't matter.
02:34Fuck you, dude.
02:35Easier said than done.
02:36Man.
02:37This is just what I needed.
02:38We're going Milwaukee style.
02:39How about a super hard lemonade?
02:40I may not know much, but I know how to party.
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