Susan Calman's Grand Day Out | show | 2021 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

The comedian explores the British isles in her vintage camper van, Helen, taking in some dramatic scenery, unspoilt coun | dHNfR0kyaFdwSnAzaVU

Transcript

00:00When you're happy, then gently, off you go.

00:03Ah!

00:05Missed fire.

00:08When you did it, Rob, it was the most exciting thing I've ever seen.

00:12And my carrot just went up in the air, like it had been kicked.

00:17Like I'd done that with it.

00:18Let's go again. Right.

00:19Arms down.

00:21Let's find a premium carrot.

00:23I know it's a bad workman who blames his tools,

00:25but yes, Rob, I will take a premium carrot.

00:28This is a winner. That's the winner.

00:29Absolutely, yeah.

00:31Anybody who fires that...

00:32Well, anybody could fire that.

00:34Literally anybody.

00:36Hopefully.

00:37Let's try it again. OK.

00:39Here we go. This is the one.

00:40Fingers crossed. Here we go.

00:42Yes! Not really, though.

00:45Now, a normal person would probably admit defeat right now,

00:48but no, just like a Roman conqueror, victory will be mine.

00:52We are staying here, Rob,

00:54until I fire a carrot out of an ancient Roman weapon.

00:57Let's do it again.