00:00It's Romney! What do you want me to say? I'm gonna get nuts! What the f***?
00:14It only happens once. I've been doing my best for years, man, but, you know, I just don't walk the rope like you do, man.
00:19Dude, I've had you by my side. I showed you the f***ing ropes from the get-go.
00:23All you gotta do is follow my footsteps, dude.
00:25Maybe I'm just weird. Maybe I'm just paranoid.
00:30Hey! Hey, you look great! I got you some flowers. Vos was all out.
00:55That's so sweet! I mean, this is my dad's.
00:58Well, he should know how to take care of it better, then. Tell him that for him.
01:01For him. Ready?
01:02Yeah!
01:03All right. Nice to see you.
01:04You too. Ready to have a good time, or what?
01:06Yeah, I'm ready to have fun.
01:07Let's see what happens tonight. Let's see if we can make things crazy.
01:10We're back!
01:12So, are we getting weird yet? Are we jolly? Am I always weird?
01:16Who cares? We're so lucky to be leaving. This is gonna be nuts!
01:20Out of the prison, like a bunch of dirty dogs, finally. Finally, all those years of roasting. Now we can finally leave.
01:27I got a little surprise for everybody. I packed into old Papa Shango's booze cabinet.
01:32I think we should toast Charles, nominated for Prom King.
01:36Yeah, I think it's time for going for the chug.
01:39Prom chug for the Prom King.
01:40Bottoms up, chug!
01:41Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
01:47Nice, Charlie!
01:49Okay, it's got me in a nice mood.
01:51Man, this is a culmination, man.
01:52Just think about four years of torture.
01:54No more teachers bitching at me in my face.
01:56You got a dog bitching at you?
01:58Shouldn't get a backhand, but she gets the salaries bartending in the summer.
02:03Enough of that.
02:04You know, thanks for the toast.
02:05I'm a little bit of a weirdo, but sometimes I can be popular.
02:09It's your night, bro.
02:10You need to come out of that shell like a tortoise.
02:13I might need more brown, though, I'll tell you that.
02:15Ah, you already dug into the stack.
02:18Nice, nice.
02:19Nice, nice.
02:20You know what you're going to end up doing by the end of the night?
02:22What every other guy wants to do.
02:24Get his dick sucked.
02:26Eh, we'll see.
02:28I'm not doing that tonight.
02:30I mean, you heard it, but hey, that doesn't mean it's not going to happen.
02:33The king?
02:33He ends up being the king?
02:34You ain't going to do that for him?
02:36I'll do it for him.
02:37You want to let him do that, then?
02:38No, you're not gay.
02:40I've known him for years.
02:41I don't care.
02:43No one's sucking your dick, dick, dick.
02:46Okay.
02:46Hey, man, hey, you never know, man.
02:48There's a lot of empty rooms.
02:49We could sneak off.
02:50You never know what you're going to find.
02:51You might find a dog or something like that.
02:53You want to date really fast in a corner of a room.
02:55Yeah, that's not the way I see this night planning.
02:57No, no, it's not the night.
02:58The night's fun, good, sweet.
03:00That's my Charles I want to see, dude.
03:02I'll be reaching for Tums.
03:03Hmm?
03:04I'll be reaching for Tums pretty soon.
03:05Tough acting, ten acting.
03:07I don't know, man.
03:08I might have to switch it to something else.
03:09Maybe I can find something else to drink.
03:13Don't start.
03:14This is what I'm talking about.
03:15I'm just kidding.
03:16Just don't get squirrely on me.
03:17You know how you get.
03:18I want to have a good time tonight.
03:19I'll just drink some, you know, drink some lemonade.
03:21It'll soothe me.
03:22No, finish that, dude.
03:23They better have something better than hot dogs at the prom.
03:26Otherwise, there's going to be a school.
03:28You just need to work on being that prom king, dude.
03:30Just like you deserve.
03:32Okay, I will.
03:34I will.
03:34I will.
03:35We've been looking forward to this day for years.
03:37You just got to turn it around, man.
03:38I've been four years.
03:39I've been looking forward.
03:40You're not.
03:40I'm not.
03:42Don't be weird.
03:43Yes.
03:43You having a panic attack or something?
03:45Oh.
03:45It's supposed to be the greatest night of our lives.
03:47It's just the brown.
03:47I think I hit the brown too fast.
03:50Dude, forget it.
03:51What are we paying by the mile, dude?
03:53Been on the road for three hours.
03:55They must have moved to school.
03:57Hey, how much further we got to go?
04:01Absolutely nothing.
04:02There's no drive.
04:03No one's driving.
04:03I actually might take a dirt nap for a second.
04:06Sorry.
04:07Just get a few winks.
04:07I'll see you tomorrow.
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