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00:00Ryan Roachford, get down here.

00:18Mike, please. I'm trying to secure the house.

00:21I don't want to hear it. I just want you down here.

00:24I'm trying to keep our stuff safe from the storms.

00:27I'll be done in a little minute. Just a little minute.

00:29I don't want to hear it.

00:30You're going to be here in buckshot pretty soon

00:32if we get cleaned out and we don't even have a pot to piss in.

00:36Hey, you got some bags. I got some jeans.

00:38You want to lose those things? There's no Disney.

00:40There's no Disney if you lose.

00:42I'm so sick and tired of you talking about your jeans.

00:45What? Do they look bad?

00:49See?

00:55No.

00:56You're being psycho.

00:56Michael, please. If you don't let me get the roof done,

00:59I'm going to beat your ass.

01:00I'm going to translate.

01:02Yes.

01:04You're going to be new?

01:06Yes.

01:07Get your fucking ass.

01:07I'm going to go inside and I'm going to gain 50 pounds.

01:1150. Do you hear it?

01:12You go do that. I'll kill you.

01:13Can you hear me?

01:16No. How are you going to go to Disney?

01:17I'm going to go in. You need to come down.

01:19Okay?

01:24Charm is coming now!

01:26Like right fucking now!

01:28My whole life I've been getting ass raped by this.

01:32And I've gotten nothing.

01:34Nothing.

01:35Nothing.

01:43Who the hell are you?

01:45I'm the insurance fraud man.

01:46I see that you are doing all types of repairs

01:48that might not need to be completed.

01:51I am a bane to the corporate interest.

01:53I am a gay...

01:54What is it? Gay boy?

01:55A gadfly.

01:56Check this out.

01:57Look.

01:58Ryan, look.

01:59You would have overlooked all this.

02:01Now if the insurance company was ever looking at something like that,

02:03they would say,

02:03wow, that's a $500,000 collection of watches.

02:06You got a beautiful gold Invicta watch.

02:08That's got to be worth $15,000.

02:10You can't get that one anymore.

02:11They don't make it anymore.

02:11Look to the right of your Wade Boggs rookie card graded 10.

02:15Look at that thing.

02:16What is that?

02:16Those diesel jeans?

02:18Yeah.

02:19Yeah, they are.

02:19Now if you went to a card shop,

02:21do you think they would give you $15,000 for them?

02:24No.

02:24But the insurance company would.

02:26You're telling me we can pump it up that much, insurance fraud man?

02:29Oh, of course you can.

02:30Do you need receipts?

02:31I throw those out.

02:32We can make them on Photoshop.

02:34It's easy.

02:35You pay a little nerd.

02:36Okay.

02:37$50 in India.

02:38Damn it, insurance fraud man.

02:40I didn't know I was sitting on so much money.

02:42You saved my life.

02:43No one knows.

02:44In a storm like this,

02:45you want it to fuck you as hard as you can.

02:46If the storm says mouth,

02:48you give it mouth.

02:48If the storm says ass,

02:50you give it ass.

02:50You give it ass.

02:51You'd be like, oh my God,

02:52I can't believe the storm did that to me.

02:54I've been paying this insurance.

02:56Yeah.

02:56My whole damn life.

02:57You get nothing in return,

02:59you got a wife yelling at you.

03:00That was tough to listen to on my flight here.

03:02That was very difficult to hear.

03:04I don't like that.

03:05It's bad enough she's Indian.

03:06Never mind that she's fat too.

03:08That's a double strike.

03:09Don't you think it's time to get your money for that

03:11and shut your fat Indian wife up?

03:13It's about time, man.

03:14I've been waiting for that chance my whole life.

03:15She's beat, Bob Ryan.

03:17How much does she collect

03:18if she gets her ass kicked by her husband?

03:20I don't know.

03:20Maybe she disappears

03:21and she goes back to Rimpour with Tempat

03:23and drives the train to work for the rest of her life.

03:25I don't fucking know.

03:25That's Divorce Man.

03:26Hell, he's in the next season.

03:28Raccoons don't fuck muskrats, okay?

03:30I didn't know it was bestiality

03:31when I was getting into it.

03:32No, me neither, but it's true.

03:34You're saving my life.

03:35Yeah, I did.

03:35A little bit.

03:36What did I do to deserve this?

03:38He's just being a good guy.

03:39You know what I mean?

03:39That stuff happens.

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