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00:06Super short, sir. Wow!
00:11I'm a fool.
00:13I'm a fool. I'm a fool.
00:15I'm a fool.
00:16Wow! Wow!
00:18And this is the king of four people.
00:19It's a great king.
00:21Isn't it?
00:22And myself, Mrs. Barbara Gori.
00:25Sirji, what are you doing, sir?
00:29I'm doing it.
00:30Sirji, play a game.
00:32Big brother.
00:33Our sirji wants to play a game with you.
00:37Of course, of course.
00:39Right here on this golf course.
00:42Sirji, let's see here, sirji.
00:45Where?
00:46Putar, sirji.
00:47Ah.
00:53Hey, Hakeer.
00:55Hey, Kabir.
00:56Yeah, same thing.
00:58Concentrate on the golf.
01:06Wow!
01:07Good shot.
01:08Kabir, good shot.
01:09Good shot.
01:11Big brother.
01:12Big brother.
01:13This is Johnny Boonzer.
01:15This is your name.
01:16How?
01:17That's right, big piece.
01:23Yes!
01:30Big brother.
01:31Do you know Indian and help an Indian?
01:33That's just a little drama.
01:35Do you help Indian.
01:37Do you know Indian things.
01:38No.
01:39He can do anything well.
01:41I've helped.
01:43Come on, baby.
01:46Sarji?
01:48Sarji, I'll crack a deal, Sarji.
01:50I'll crack it quickly.
01:51Then I'll crack something else.
01:53Yes, sir.
01:54Now, big brother, big brother, big brother.
01:56Sarji, you're ready to give 10 persons,
01:58but you'll give a thousand crores to Sarji.
02:01Done.
02:03Come and do it.
02:04I'll give you a picture, brother.
02:05I'll give you one more shot.
02:06No, no, no, no, no, no, big brother.
02:09He won't play the third shot.
02:11Let us celebrate.
02:16What are we doing in this building?
02:22Today's menu.
02:25Malhotra Frye.
02:27Mrs. Malhotra, good morning, ma'am.
02:31We are from Standard Banks, Credit Court Division.
02:34For our side, we'll give you a little bit.
02:36Is this for me?
02:37Yes.
02:38What about it?
02:39For our scheme.
02:41Now, we'll open this door and sign a few papers.
02:45We'll have to get you in the bank.
02:46I understood Mr. Nutter Lal.
02:48But you'll get out of your bank.
02:50You'll get out of your bank.
02:52You'll get out of your bank.
02:54Let's go.
02:56This ring is very beautiful.
02:59But you won't be much.
03:01It'll be expensive.
03:03It'll be $7,500.
03:04For the scheme, not more than a million rupees, not less.
03:07But Mr. Malhotra.
03:09Mr. Malhotra.
03:11Mr. Malhotra.
03:12Come here.
03:13Mr. Malhotra.
03:14Please come, sir.
03:15Come, come, come.
03:16Excuse me.
03:17We haven't ordered a ring.
03:18We haven't ordered a ring.
03:19I know.
03:20But it's our bank.
03:21It's our scheme.
03:22What is this?
03:23What is this?
03:24Excuse me.
03:25We haven't ordered a ring.
03:26I know.
03:27But it's our bank.
03:28It's our bank.
03:29It's our scheme.
03:30But what is this?
03:31What is this?
03:32You owe us a bank.
03:33You owe us a bank.
03:34We owe you a gift.
03:35We owe you a gift.
03:36This ring is $7,500.
03:37So how did you pay for $1,500?
03:39How did you pay for $1,500?
03:40What did we pay for?
03:41With our cards?
03:42Impossible.
03:43Impossible.
03:44No.
03:45Um.
03:46Is this your credit card statement?
03:48Right.
03:49Then you owe us a ring.
03:51But where is so bad?
03:53Let me tell you.
03:54Let me tell you.
03:5712 July.
03:58Leila Hotel Dinner.
03:591440.
04:0015 July.
04:01Jet Airways.
04:02Bombay Bangalore.
04:0312,500.
04:04And 28 July.
04:05Then Bombay Bangalore.
04:06Yes.
04:07I have to go to the company's work.
04:08I have to go to Bangalore.
04:10But it's not going to be $25,000.
04:13Let me tell you.
04:14Sir.
04:15There is a lot.
04:18In Bangalore.
04:193,200 carpet.
04:21Kashmir Bazaar.
04:2233,440 dining set.
04:25Double bed.
04:26Easy chair.
04:27Indoor furnishing.
04:28Gaddai and Takiya.
04:30Sleepwell.
04:317,400.
04:32That means that you are in Bangalore?
04:34I swear.
04:36Why don't you say that?
04:38Why don't you say that?
04:39I'm angry.
04:40I'm angry.
04:42I'm angry.
04:43The house is on top of the house.
04:44You're doing a little bit.
04:46Look.
04:47Just Mom.
04:483,000 K.
04:49Maternity dress.
04:50What?
04:51Maternity dress or maternity?
04:52Babe.
04:53You have to take her.
04:54I'll take her.
04:55No.
04:56Yes.
04:57Bonnie Baby's pram is $3,200.
04:59Pram too?
05:00No, no, no.
05:01Like Madam.
05:02You have to maintain yourself.
05:03You have to maintain yourself.
05:04Is that a baby or a baby?
05:06Yes, a baby.
05:07Yes, a baby.
05:08Please ask for Bangalore.
05:10Surita, bye.
05:11Surita, bye.
05:12Take care.
05:13Darling.
05:14Sweetheart.
05:15Look.
05:16I'm not going to go.
05:17I'm not going anywhere.
05:18You're going to go.
05:19What?
05:20Yes.
05:21Bangalore.
05:22That's for you.
05:23You went to $1,500 for shopping.
05:24And for me, only $5,000.
05:26Hey, Baba.
05:27I didn't buy all of them.
05:28There's nothing wrong with them.
05:30Do you have another house in Bangalore?
05:33No.
05:34Do you have a baby Baba?
05:36No, Baba.
05:37No.
05:38I'm sorry.
05:39I'm sorry.
05:40I'm sorry.
05:41I'm sorry.
05:42I'm sorry.
05:43I'm sorry.
05:44I'm sorry.
05:45I'm sorry.
05:46I mean, someone hasn't done it.
05:47A child?
05:48No.
05:49Fraud.
05:50I mean, $1,500,000?
05:51No.
05:52You've lost $1,500,000?
05:53No.
05:54You've lost $1,500,000?
05:55Yes.
05:56You've lost $2,500,000.
05:58Oh, thank God.
05:59Thank God.
06:00Let me show your credit card.
06:01Why?
06:02Let me show you.
06:03It's such a young person.
06:04Let me show you.
06:05Just as I thought.
06:08I have to destroy it.
06:09Just sign here, please.
06:15Your signature is quite dashing, sir.
06:17How about coffee?
06:18Hey.
06:20That's my job.
06:21What?
06:22I mean, it's your job.
06:30Get it.
06:31Get it.
06:32Get it.
06:33Get it.
06:34Get it.
06:35Get it.
06:36Get it.
06:37Get it.
06:38Get it.
06:39Who are you?
06:40Who is she?
06:41Get it.
06:42Get it.
06:44Audience is a jerk.
06:45It's like a big bitch.
06:46It's too young people.
06:47I'm going to get it.
06:48Let me show up that someone is going to get it.
06:50Get it.
06:51Get it.
06:52Get it.
06:55Big fuck.
06:58What?
07:00Sit down?
07:04Where am I sitting?
07:21Yes, tell me.
07:23I have to shave it.
07:25This one.
07:27Can I take a towel?
07:29But they have to shave it.
07:31Then do it again.
07:32Let's go.
07:34It'll be 200.
07:36It'll be 500.
07:39But the horse won't come here.
07:41Then?
07:42The horse won't come here.
07:57The office is gone.
07:58The horse won't come here.
08:00How do you know?
08:01I don't know who knows about it.
08:03I don't know who knows about it.
08:05Take care of it.
08:06It's a good thing.
08:07Tell me about it.
08:08Tell me about it.
08:09How do you need it?
08:10It's a good thing.
08:11Why am I sitting here?
08:12Why do you have to see them all here?
08:14here in my house.
08:16Let's go.
08:18Let me give an address of the office.
08:20I'll pay 1,000 rupees.
08:22Hmm.
08:24No, no.
08:26It's not going like this.
08:28It's going to be 2,500,000,000,000.
08:30Right?
08:32Oh, man.
08:34Why am I going to go to 50,000,000,000?
08:36Why am I going to go to 50,000,000,000?
08:38Why am I going to go to 50,000,000?
08:40Why am I going to go to 50,000,000?
08:42I'm going to go.
08:44I'm going to go.
08:46I'm going to go.
08:4850,000,000,000.
08:50Daddy?
08:52What is it?
08:54Actually, I need a few money.
08:56I'll go to beauty.
08:58You were yesterday.
09:00What happened?
09:02I'll go to now.
09:04You're going to go to my mother.
09:06What is it?
09:08What is it?
09:10I'll go to the land cruiser.
09:12You take four cars.
09:14Go.
09:15I'll go to 50,000,000.
09:16I'll go to the project.
09:17Why are you going to get 50,000,000?
09:18Come, keep it.
09:19I'll keep it.
09:20People told you to take a nap.
09:22You'll take a nap.
09:23Yes.
09:24Take a nap.
09:25No.
09:26We'll give a nap.
09:27Who will give a nap?
09:28Who will give it?
09:29Give it 10,000,000.
09:30Take a nap.
09:31Take a nap.
09:32It's a good nap.
09:33We're here.
09:34We're here.
09:35We'll be here.
09:36We're here.
09:37I'll be here.
09:39Hello, Champak, brother.
09:40I'm sorry, brother.
09:41I'm talking to you.
09:43How are you talking about me?
09:45What are you talking about?
09:46Hey, Champak, brother?
09:47You told me about me.
09:49Give it.
09:50Give it.
09:51Give it.
09:52Yes.
09:53Yes.
09:54Champak, brother.
09:55I know it's a big contract.
09:57It's a 5,000,000,000.
09:59Oh, I'm sorry.
10:01Okay, bro.
10:03What happened?
10:04It happened?
10:05Oh, I'm sorry.
10:07It's a lot of people who are sleeping in the phone.
10:09Everything is so good.
10:10I'm sorry.
10:11Oh, my God.
10:12I'm sorry.
10:13Daddy.
10:14Say it.
10:16I've been telling you how to get a beauty?
10:19I've been telling you how to get your work from the house.
10:23Oh, my God.
10:24There was a car.
10:25He took a car.
10:26He took a car.
10:27Could you pull a car out?
10:29Sir, you can go.
10:30Sorry, sir.
10:31You're listening to someone else.
10:33I'm like, yes.
10:35My.
10:36You're listening?
10:37You're listening to me.
10:39You're listening to me.
10:41I've been listening to you.
10:43You're listening to me.
10:44You're listening to me.
10:46Sir?
10:47Too bad.
10:49I'll see you.
10:50Hey, Pongke.
10:51Give me this video.
10:53Because I knew you were watching me.
10:55?
11:02?
11:15?
11:22?
11:23?
11:24?
11:24?
11:24?
11:25I don't know what I'm going to do so I don't know what I'm going to do
11:40I don't know what I'm going to do
11:44Hey, idiot! Is the pool playing or the golf?
12:07You give me Saleh code word?
12:14Oh, boy!
12:16Oh, boy!
12:18Oh, boy!
12:20Chill!
12:22Who the hell do you think you are?
12:24Daboo!
12:26Daboo?
12:28It seems like you don't have to name the pool.
12:32Daboo!
12:34Hey!
12:36Very funny!
12:38Who are you?
12:40Gopal.
12:42I say Gopal.
12:44And how do you say that?
12:46Let's go.
12:48Let's go.
12:50Why?
12:52You look at me on the right hand.
12:54Funny guy.
12:56You got a lot of Lakshman.
12:58Lakshman?
13:00How do you say that?
13:02He's talking about me.
13:04You mean you?
13:06Lakshman!
13:08No, I'm not Lakshman.
13:10You!
13:12Lakshman!
13:14You!
13:15You've got to play in the race!
13:16You've got to play.
13:17I've got to play.
13:18You're going to play!
13:20Oh, you're going to play cricket!
13:22Twenty twenty twenty!
13:23Twenty twenty!
13:24Two hundred!
13:25Hey!
13:26Hey!
13:27Oh!
13:28Hey!
13:29Oh!
13:30Oh!
13:31Oh!
13:32Oh!
13:33Oh!
13:34Oh!
13:35Oh!
13:36Stop!
13:37What?
13:38What?
13:39Can you see your hand?
13:40Do you see your hand once again?
13:41One?
13:42Oh!
13:43Oh!
13:44Oh!
13:45Do you see your hand!
13:46Hey!
13:47Take it!
13:48Take it!
13:49Take it!
13:50Take it!
13:51Take it!
13:52Take it!
13:53Take it!
13:54Take it!
13:55Take it!
13:56Take it!
13:57Take it!
13:58Get the hell out of this club.
14:00You're not a dumbass.
14:02Take it!
14:03Take it!
14:04Take it!
14:05Hey you!
14:06Get out!
14:07Get out!
14:08Now!
14:09Why don't you give it to me?
14:10Listen to me!
14:11Get out!
14:12Give it to me!
14:13Give it to me!
14:14Give it to me!
14:15Get out!
14:16Don't give it to me!
14:17Get out!
14:28Hey!
14:29You killed me!
14:30Don't sleep!
14:35What are you talking about?
14:36It means that you have to leave your hand.
14:41You have to leave your hand.
14:42How do you say you don't have to leave your hand?
14:43What do you think?
14:44What does that mean?
14:45Galika Matlab.
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