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ये ले १० रुपया आज नाग पंचमी है जाकर दूध पी लेना Golmaal Fun Unlimited Sanjay Mishra Comedy_720p

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00:30It was a good place.
00:32That the band was killed.
00:34Who killed her?
00:35That's not the same.
00:36But he also killed Nirali in front of you.
00:38I also did it in Monty's car.
00:40What did you do?
00:41Dance.
00:42Dance.
00:43You cut the wire.
00:44Yeah.
00:46He took my good advantage.
00:50Listen.
00:51Cut it.
00:52Cut it.
00:53Wire.
00:54You're an electrician.
00:55Gopal.
00:57Cut it out.
00:58What?
01:00Cut it out.
01:01You're not going to cut it out.
01:02What?
01:03You don't remember that.
01:04You took your camera.
01:05After coming, you took your food.
01:07What?
01:08You took your food.
01:09You took your food.
01:10Yeah.
01:11You took your Nirali.
01:12Correct.
01:13And that night?
01:15When you didn't sleep for your time.
01:17Where did that?
01:18Who did it?
01:19Because of that.
01:21I bought it for you.
01:24I bought it for you.
01:25I bought it for you.
01:26Then come to my place.
01:27What?
01:28I bought it for you.
01:29I bought it for you.
01:30You don't have to buy it.
01:31You're not going to buy it for me.
01:32You're not going to buy it for you.
01:33You're not going to buy it for this talk?
01:34I'm not going to buy it for you.
01:35I'm not going to give it for you.
01:36I'm going to give you money.
01:37I'll tell you the truth.
01:38Yeah.
01:39So it's okay.
01:40It's good.
01:41It's a wine.
01:42Yes.
01:43The first wine, the last wine,
01:44the last wine.
01:45The last wine.
01:46Yes.
01:47What are you doing?
01:50Dance?
01:51Oh.
01:56Man.
01:57Come here, ten rupees.
01:58Don't drink this wine in the night.
02:00I'm telling you, who knows the whole house?
02:03Nothing will happen.
02:05Nothing will happen to you.
02:07Everything will happen to me.
02:08Everything will happen to me.
02:10Mm.
02:11Mm.
02:12Mm.
02:13Mm.
02:14Mm.
02:15Mm.
02:16Mm.
02:17Mm.
02:18Go.
02:35Gopal?
02:36Hey, Gopu.
02:37Say it.
02:38It's hot, hot tea.
02:42Come on.
02:44Let's drink, huh?
02:46Huh?
02:47Let's go.
03:08Good night.
03:09Huh?
03:10How?
03:11Fuck.
03:12Fuck.
03:13What?
03:14Fuck?
03:1630 seconds on.
03:19Whoa!
03:21Huh?!
03:24Yahoo!
03:27Whoa.
03:28ULMAN
03:47ULMAN
03:53You guys are like a dog.
03:55First time I'm going to look at my face.
03:57The last time.
03:59Why? You're going to suicide again?
04:01Don't do so much work.
04:03I'm not going to see you.
04:05So let's get late for a little bit.
04:07Hey, flop actor.
04:09What do you mean?
04:11What do you mean?
04:13Don't do so much work.
04:15Don't do so much work.
04:17I'm not seeing you.
04:19So let's go for a little bit.
04:21Hey, flop actor.
04:23Are you late or sit?
04:25It's the same thing.
04:27You're late or sit.
04:29But finally, you're going to be late.
04:31Late, Gopal.
04:33Don't do so much work.
04:35Gopu, tell me.
04:37How do you feel?
04:39I feel like two ears are in my mouth.
04:41What are you doing?
04:43Gopu, what are you doing?
04:47Just kidding.
04:49I'll give you a proposal once.
04:51I'll give you a proposal.
04:53Then all the baby children will be done.
04:55Don't think about Nerali and baby children.
04:57I'm not.
04:59How do you feel health-wise?
05:01Health-wise?
05:03Health-wise?
05:05I'm doing something.
05:07Ah.
05:09Oh yes.
05:11That's right.
05:12Again, it's very bad.
05:13Now, a man goes to the body.
05:15That's right.
05:16Now I've got a Petir Garb,
05:18now, when my pet is getting me out,
05:19you know, I'm26.
05:20You get me out.
05:21I'll give you a satisfaction.
05:22No.
05:23All I've got to get you out of here.
05:25Get me out of here.
05:26Kofu is just a man of Kuchpal.
05:28Here we go.
05:33You kill me!
05:34You kill me!
05:35You kill me!
05:36You kill me!
05:38What are you doing?
05:39Why are you killing me?
05:41What are you doing?
05:42What are you doing?
05:44Why do you take me seriously?
05:46Come on!
05:48Come on!
05:50Come on!
05:51Come on!
05:52Come on!
05:53Come on!
05:54Come on!
05:56I will kill you!
05:57I will kill you!
05:58I will kill you!
05:59I will kill you!
06:00I will kill you!
06:01You're making a cup of coffee in an morning!
06:03You've got a cup of tea!
06:04I'll give you a cup of tea!
06:06Put your cup in a cup!
06:07Come on!
06:08Come on!
06:09Come on!
06:10Hey!
06:11And come on!
06:12Hey!
06:13Hey!
06:14Hey!
06:15Hey! What happened?
06:16Hey!
06:17Hey!
06:18Hey!
06:19What's going on?
06:20Hey!
06:21Who is he?
06:25That's Adon.
06:26It seems he was going to drink Gopal tea.
06:29What is he saying?
06:31He's saying that Lakshaman made the tea...
06:34That's why he took the ice for Gopal.
06:36That's why he took the ice for Gopal.
06:38That's why he took the ice for Gopal.
06:40That's why he took the ice for Gopal.
06:42He's making tea or making tea?
06:44Who?
06:51Hmm.
06:56It's not so easy.
06:58I know the gaminos.
06:59We will put the dust in a duplicate.
07:02How will they save?
07:04Hmm?
07:05When will they save?
07:15What?
07:16What happened?
07:17Dathaj.
07:18What did your voice have?
07:20Uh, that's the sound.
07:23Hmm.
07:24Okay, tell me, what's the time now?
07:26Uh, 12 o'clock.
07:2812 o'clock?
07:30It's 12 o'clock.
07:31After 12 o'clock, 12 o'clock, 12 o'clock.
07:32After that, 12 o'clock, 12 o'clock, 12 o'clock, 12 o'clock, 12 o'clock, 12 o'clock, 12 o'clock.
07:34How are you?
07:37No, I'm not going to put the dust on you, Dathaj.
07:40And I'm not going to shock you.
07:41What?
07:42Not for you.
07:43For your grandfather.
07:45Valentine's Day, right?
07:47Yes.
07:48How are you staying?
07:49Good.
07:50Good?
07:51Yes.
07:52Okay.
07:53Okay.
07:54Nothing gonna change my love for you.
07:57Nothing gonna change my love for you.
08:01Yeah.
08:03Okay.
08:04Come on.
08:05Huh?
08:06How do you think I'm going to put the dust on you?
08:08Hmm.
08:09I knew it.
08:10You'll forget.
08:11But I don't forget.
08:12Happy Valentine's Day.
08:14Ah.
08:15Ah.
08:16Today is Valentine's Day.
08:17Hmm.
08:18Hmm.
08:19Hmm.
08:20Hmm.
08:21Hmm.
08:22Hmm.
08:23Hmm.
08:24Hmm.
08:25Hmm.
08:26Hmm.
08:27Oh.
08:28Hmm.
08:29Hmm.
08:30Hmm.
08:31Hmm.
08:32Hmm.
08:33Hmm.
08:34Ah.
08:36I love you, my sister.
08:38I love you.
08:40If you listen to him, what will he say?
08:42What will he say?
08:44He will say that my love is like a brother,
08:48and he will grow up with his love.
08:52I love you.
08:54What will he say?
08:56He will say that my love is like a brother's love.
09:00Give me a story.
09:02Tell me.
09:04Hey, tell me.
09:06Is Samir really interested in Nirali?
09:10You too?
09:12No, he's a great girl.
09:14He's a great girl.
09:16He's a great girl who will go home,
09:18and will be very happy.
09:20That's why Nirali should go and propose this night.
09:22Good.
09:24Get out of here.
09:26Tell him to go and propose this night.
09:28It's not like that.
09:30Sleep?
09:32Let's go.
09:34Let's go.
09:36That's okay, man.
09:38That night,
09:39the impression is bad at night.
09:40Bad idea.
09:41You should think.
09:42Yeah.
09:43Let's go.
09:44I have two minutes.
09:45Let's go.
09:46Let's go.
09:47Let's go.
09:48Let's go.
09:49Let's go.
09:50Let's go.
09:51Let's go.
09:52Let's go.
09:53Let's go.
09:54Let's go.
09:55Let's go.
09:56Let's go.
09:57Let's go.
09:58Let's go.
09:59Let's go.
10:00Let's go.
10:01Let's go.
10:02Let's go.
10:03Let's go.
10:04Let's go.
10:05Let's go.
10:06Oh, my God.
10:36Oh, my God.
11:06Oh, my God.
11:08Oh, my God.
11:12Oh, my God.
11:14Oh, my God.
11:16Oh, my God.
11:18Oh, my God.
11:22Oh, my God.
11:24Oh, my God.
11:26Oh, my God.
11:28Oh, my God.
11:30Oh, my God.
11:32Oh, my God.
11:34Oh, my God.
11:36Oh, my God.
11:38Oh, my God.
11:40Oh, my God.
11:42Oh, my God.
11:44Oh, my God.
11:46Yeah.
11:48Oh, my God.
11:50Oh, my God.
11:52Oh, Lee.
11:54Oh, and this is my hand.
11:56You brought the toilet paper for me?
11:57If you brought it here, then what will you do tomorrow?
12:00You think, what will you do?
12:01No, no, why are you looking at the toilet paper, Nirali ji?
12:06Look at that, please, it's not a design.
12:09It's written in English.
12:10Is it written in English?
12:11Yes.
12:12What's that?
12:14What's that?
12:15What's that?
12:16Contract.
12:17Contract!
12:19See, when I'm going to make my first film, Nirali ji,
12:22you will be my leading lady in that.
12:24And your mother's etiquette and juicer made me like a compliment.
12:27And these are the villains in this film.
12:30Okay.
12:31So, keep your love.
12:33This is my heart.
12:35Give it up!
12:35Go.
12:36Go, go, go.
12:40Now what are you going to take?
12:49Rat poison?
12:51I want you to take it with your hands.
12:53I want you to take it with my mother.
12:54What?
12:55Yes.
12:56This woman is also a woman.
12:59I live in your dreams all night.
13:03I sleep in the day, then you look at your dreams.
13:06You are making food.
13:08You are making a baby.
13:09You are making a baby.
13:11You are making a baby.
13:12I want you to take it.
13:13I want you to take it.
13:14You look at it.
13:15You look at it.
13:16You look at it.
13:17You look at it.
13:18You look at it.
13:19You look at it.
13:20I can't live in your dreams.
13:21You kill me.
13:22You kill me.
13:23What are you doing?
13:25Why are you doing so small?
13:26Why are you doing so small?
13:28I'm going to kill you.
13:29I'm going to kill you.
13:30What are you saying?
13:31I'm going to kill you.
13:32I'm going to kill you.
13:33I'm going to kill you.
13:34What are you saying?
13:35Help your friends.
13:36What are you doing?
13:38No.
13:39You're the answer.
13:40If you give it.
13:41If you give it.
13:42You'll get a settlement.
13:43Yes.
13:44If you give it.
13:45If you give it.
13:46You'll get a settlement.
13:47Yes.
13:48Hey.
13:49How can I give a job in one minute?
13:54This is my life.
13:55Okay.
13:56I'll work tomorrow.
13:59I'll come to your house tomorrow.
14:03And then tell me who I love you.
14:05Okay?
14:0612.
14:07It's only about half an hour.
14:09We'll wait.
14:10Take your time.
14:11We'll wait.
14:12They'll wait.
14:13Now.
14:14No.
14:15Tomorrow, 2 o'clock.
14:16Tomorrow.
14:17Oh.
14:18Very long.
14:19Here.
14:21Yeah.
14:23When you came here tomorrow,
14:26you have to take the bottle of the powder.
14:28Okay.
14:29If you are there, you will be there.
14:32If you are there, you will be there.
14:34If you are there, you will be there.
14:35Yes.
14:36Now.
14:37Bye.
14:38Bye.
14:392 o'clock.
14:40Bye.
14:40Bye.
14:42Up, up, up.
14:44I'll read the contract later.
14:46I'll read it later.
14:47I'll read it later.
14:56You!
14:57What are you doing here?
14:59How did you get caught this line?
15:03What are you doing?
15:05You want to buy Niralji?
15:07Not bad!
15:10You're going to get out of it.
15:11Have you got an account too?
15:12Are you going to buy me?
15:14Get out!
15:15I said get out!
15:16Get out!
15:17Get out!
15:18Get out!
15:19What are you doing here?
15:20Get out!
15:21Get out!
15:22Get out!
15:23Get out!
15:27God!
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