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00:00I ask you, are you still a young girl?
00:02Sometimes.
00:04Why do you ask me?
00:06Why do you ask me if she's a young girl?
00:08Why?
00:10What is she doing?
00:12Why?
00:14Why?
00:16Why do you ask me if she's a young girl?
00:20I'm not a young girl.
00:22She's a young girl.
00:24No.
00:26Everyone is doing everything so that you don't...
00:30Resist?
00:31What's that?
00:32So that you don't want to be a young girl.
00:34Why?
00:35Why?
00:36Why?
00:37Why?
00:38Why?
00:40Why?
00:41Why?
00:42Why?
00:43Why?
00:44Why?
00:45Why?
00:46Why?
00:47Why?
00:48Why?
00:49Why?
00:50Why?
00:51Why?
00:52Why?
00:53Why?
00:54Why?
00:55seviyes.
01:02Why?
01:03Why?
01:04Why?
01:05Why?
01:06Why?
01:07Why?
01:08Why?
01:09Why?
01:10Why?
01:11Why?
01:12Why?
01:13Why?
01:14They do not need to give them the compliment?
01:16How many times?
01:18Why?
01:19Why, were you now trying to give them some fuck?
01:20A heavy Mosin?
01:22So as if also...
01:23Why?
01:24If you want to do that, how do you do that?
01:28Basic.
01:29Basic?
01:30Basic.
01:31He's doing it for you.
01:33Jonathan, what's your message to you, Bibi?
01:37My message to you is...
01:40Stay kalog.
01:41Hello?
01:42Stay kalog.
01:43Stay kalog.
01:44Stay kalog.
01:45Is there anything there? I love you?
01:47I love you.
01:48I love you.
01:49Yes!
01:51What's the second one?
01:52I love you more.
01:53I love you more.
01:54Yay!
01:55Wow!
01:56Kalog ba ito?
01:57Kalog ba ito?
01:58Apo.
01:59Kinakalog mo lagi si Jonathan?
02:01Depende.
02:02Depende?
02:03Oh, kaleng nga. Sweet nyo ha.
02:05Sana magtagal pa kayo.
02:07Sana eh...
02:08Pag nanalo ka ng 500,000, saan mo gagamitin?
02:11Pan-therapy po ng anak ko.
02:13Ah, okay.
02:14Good luck sa inyo ha.
02:16Good luck at sana eh...
02:17Manalo ka.
02:18That's so important at an early age.
02:20Kaya sana, sana, sana talaga.
02:22Let's pray.
02:23Oh, dahil tinatawa na ka ni Rolly.
02:25Kawusama natin si Rolly.
02:26Rolly!
02:27Galing mo sumayo kanina.
02:28Gusto ko yung pababa ka.
02:29Paano ba yung...
02:30Paano ba yung...
02:31Paano ba yung...
02:32Paano ba yung...
02:33Yes!
02:34Hey!
02:35Hey!
02:36Hey!
02:37Let's go!
02:38Hey!
02:39Ha?
02:40Oh!
02:41Hey!
02:42Hey!
02:43Hey!
02:44Sexy sumayo ni Rolly ah!
02:45Work, work, work!
02:46No!
02:47Alam mo hagaa o santé rolly!
02:48No, work, work!
02:49Dganey Rolly diba?
02:50Para pasakit lang si ano eh,
02:52Masakit lang ang tiyad na Rolly.
02:56Ilan?
02:58Ah, 30 years old na pa ako.
02:5930!
03:00Where did you work in the world?
03:02I'm known as a cafe in the whole world.
03:05Mostly, it was offered in Semmada.
03:09A cafe.
03:11I don't know what to ask.
03:13How many years are you?
03:16Most probably six years.
03:19So, two companies.
03:21Do you like your work?
03:23Yes.
03:24Because?
03:25I've given my enjoyment to people.
03:30Do you have a bad customer?
03:32Bad customer?
03:34We don't have a discount.
03:38We don't have an authorization letter.
03:40Discount?
03:42And then, it's hard when you don't have a discount.
03:45Because it's like that.
03:47There's no discount.
03:49Do you have a discount?
03:51No.
03:52No order ng customer.
03:53Pero, dala yun yung mga senior citizen ID.
03:56Pero, wala yung may card holder.
03:58Nutusan lang sila.
03:59Ah, wala.
04:00Walang kasi ng authorization.
04:01Walang senior, diba?
04:02Tapos, wala yung senior.
04:03Senior discount.
04:04Sa lahat ng mga nagpapadala,
04:06actually, kailangan talaga ng authorization letter
04:09para hindi maiwasan yung pandaraya.
04:12Yes.
04:13Tsaka, huwag magalit sa cashier.
04:15Oo.
04:16Correct.
04:17Nagtatrabaho lang din naman sila.
04:18500,000 rollie.
04:19Anong gagawin mo sa 500,000 kapag nanalo ka?
04:22Syempre, lalaan ko na yun sa pamilya ko.
04:24Tapos, syempre, yung tulangan ko yung mother ko kasi,
04:27malaki na yung, ano ko sa kanya eh.
04:29Ah, kumbaga ano, ah, yung,
04:32hindi ko pa nababawi yung mga tulong na ibigay niya sa akin eh.
04:35Oh.
04:36Kailangan mo ba ba?
04:37Kailangan mo ba ba?
04:38Oh, that's so nice.
04:39Yes.
04:40Give back.
04:41Importante yun.
04:42Lalo na kasi, minsan kasi we take our parents for granted, diba?
04:46Yeah.
04:47Although, obligation naman talaga ng isang magulang yun.
04:49Pag nagka-anak ka, that's your obligation.
04:51Pero it's so nice to know na...
04:52Thank you po.
04:53Tama.
04:54Yan ang plano.
04:55Correct.
04:56Thank you po.
04:57Yun ang pinaka-prize ng nanay sa lahat ng hirap na pinagdaaran nila.
04:59Anong gagawin mo?
05:00I-be-vacation mo ba siya?
05:02Ano?
05:03Ah, may ano po kasi yung mother kayo, ah, may glocoma na siya.
05:06Oh.
05:07Hindi talaga kailangan ng...
05:09Ah, hindi siya curable kasi kailangan yun i-transplant yung mate.
05:12Oh, i-transplant?
05:13Ako.
05:14Ah.
05:15Pero siguro ang kailangan ko na lang tulong sa kanya is yung humaba na lang yung health niya.
05:19Eh, hindi na talaga namin magagawa ng para na makakita yun eh.
05:22Correct.
05:23O, quality time.
05:24Opo, quality time na lang.
05:25O, yun ang importante.
05:26Oh, we wish you all the best, Roley.
05:28Thank you po, ma'am.
05:29Good luck.
05:30Good luck sa inyo lahat.
05:31Eh, tayo, oh.
05:32Okay na ba tayo?
05:33Okay na tayo?
05:34O, ngayon lang.
05:35Ngayon pa lang ang ating madlang players ay may tigisang libang piso na matatanggap.
05:42Kaya naman, feel the beat para premyo ay makamit dito sa...
05:46Illuminate or eliminate!
05:52Okay players, kapag gumilaw ng green ang napit mong apakan,
05:55pasok ka na sa next game.
05:57Sayawa na, play music!
06:00Stop music!
06:01Ay!
06:02O, mayro'ng pangbakante doon.
06:03Dalawa, dalawa.
06:04Bakakante dito dalawa.
06:05Ah!
06:06O, nauna.
06:07Napawala si Bibi.
06:08Ayan, may isipan dito sa likod.
06:09Ayan.
06:10Ayan.
06:11Okay.
06:12Tignan natin ang nakaapak ng ilaw na kulay green,
06:17ilaw minay!
06:19Yay!
06:22Ayan!
06:23Ayan!
06:24Ayan!
06:25Ayan!
06:26Ayan!
06:27Ayan!
06:28Ayan!
06:29Ayan!
06:30Ayan!
06:31Ayan!
06:32Ayan!
06:33Bibi!
06:34Bibi!
06:35Bibi!
06:36Bibi!
06:37Bibi!
06:38Walang natira!
06:39Walang natira sa madlang, people!
06:40Pasensya lang!
06:41Ayaw na lang!
06:42Ah!
06:43Wala na rin!
06:44Wala na rin siya!
06:45Wala!
06:46MJ!
06:47Sorry, MJ!
06:48Wala kang ilaw!
06:49Pasensya na!
06:50Labing dalawa lang ang nakapasok!
06:52Ayan!
06:53Ayan!
06:54Ayan!
06:55Ayan!
06:56Ayan!
06:57Ayan!
06:58Si Bibi!
06:59Ayan!
07:00Si Cecil!
07:01Anggie!
07:02Okay, players!
07:03Balik na ulit kayo sa likod!
07:05Players!
07:06Balik po kayo sa likod muna!
07:07Balik!
07:09Okay, players!
07:10Si ilawan namin ulit ang mga kahon!
07:12Ilaw!
07:13Minay!
07:14Minay!
07:15Yay!
07:16Okay, players!
07:17Preso lang sa may ilaw na puti!
07:19May ilaw lang pa!
07:20Ayan!
07:21Meron pa rin ito sa unahan!
07:22Todong sa puti lang!
07:23Okay, magsiksika niya!
07:24Cecil!
07:25Meron sa unahan!
07:26Yeah!
07:27Okay, mag-ala!
07:29Hindi pa natin alam kung sino mauuna!
07:31Bigayan na ang sagot dito sa...
07:33Yes!
07:34Giving!
07:38Alamin na natin kung sino ang unang sasagot!
07:42Ilaw!
07:43Minay!
07:44Minay!
07:46Ayun si Mitch!
07:48Mitch!
07:49Mitch!
07:50Mitch!
07:51Ay!
07:52Sina ba?
07:53Dito ka sa kabilaan!
07:54Sina!
07:55Okay!
07:56Si Mitch ang unang sasagot!
07:57Papunta kay Lorna!
07:58Paikot dito!
07:59At ang huling-huli ay sinap!
08:01Okay!
08:02Alam nyo na ang gagawin!
08:03Makinig kayong mabuti!
08:04Baka nasagot na ang inyong sasagutin!
08:07Mitch!
08:08Ikaw anong sasagot?
08:09Ito ang katanungan!
08:11Magbigay ng isa sa dalawampung food products na pinakamadalas ikonsumo ng mga Pilipino ayon sa Food Consumption Survey ng the Food and Nutrition Research Institute, Department of Science and Technology.
08:30Okay!
08:31Again, ulitin ko!
08:32Magbigay ng isa sa dalawampung food products na pinakamadalas ikonsumo ng Pilipino ayon sa Food Consumption Survey ng the Food and Nutrition Research Institute, Department of Science and Technology.
08:46Ito yung madalas yung nakikita sa mga kusina, yung madalas natin ginagamit, di ba?
08:50O, hindi nawawala sa mga kusina natin.
08:53Dalawampu yan!
08:55Good luck sa inyo!
08:56Umpisaan mo na, Mitch!
08:57Itlog!
08:58Ha?
08:59Itlog!
09:00Correct!
09:01Lorna!
09:02Pigas!
09:03Pigas!
09:04Correct!
09:05Angie!
09:06Um...
09:07Uh...
09:08Gulay!
09:09Oh!
09:10Gulay!
09:11Sorry!
09:12Wrong po!
09:13Hindi nawabot!
09:14Lars!
09:15Kape!
09:16Correct!
09:17Irene!
09:18Sukal!
09:19Huh?
09:20Sukal!
09:21Correct!
09:22Inday!
09:23Sardinas!
09:24Sardinas is...
09:25Wala po!
09:26Sorry!
09:27Chay!
09:28Sorry po!
09:30Wala po yun!
09:33Pipe!
09:34Tinapay!
09:35Tinapay!
09:36Correct!
09:37Judy!
09:38Gatas!
09:39Gatas!
09:40Correct!
09:41Totong!
09:42Tuyo!
09:43Tuyo!
09:44Tuyo!
09:45Tuyo!
09:46Tuyo!
09:47Tuyo!
09:48Ano yun?
09:49Yung tiluluto?
09:50Tuyo po!
09:51Tuyo o nasa ulo?
09:52Tuyo o nasa ulo?
09:53Tuyo o nasa ulo?
09:54Tuyo o nasa ulo?
09:55Tuyo!
09:56Waray po!
09:57Leite!
09:58Correct!
09:59Hotdog!
10:00Cecil!
10:01Hotdog!
10:02Hotdog!
10:03Wala!
10:04Sorry!
10:05Nap!
10:06Ikaw na ang huli!
10:07Patis!
10:08Patis!
10:09Patis!
10:10Patis is...
10:11Wala rin ang patis!
10:12Sorry!
10:13Talaga?
10:14This is all based on the survey kasi ito sa ano?
10:16Oo!
10:17Walang patis!
10:18Oo!
10:19Sorry survey kasi ito eh...
10:20So ilan lang nato ang natira?
10:21Pito!
10:22Pito ang natira!
10:23Ibig sabihin meron pang labing tatlong natira para sa badlang people to win 1,000 each!
10:30MC!
10:31Asin!
10:32Hello po!
10:33Asin!
10:34Asin!
10:35Correct!
10:361,000!
10:37Go!
10:38Sino to?
10:39Jackie!
10:40Suka!
10:41Suka is correct!
10:421,000!
10:43Sean!
10:44Pansit!
10:45Pansit is...
10:46Wala pong pansit!
10:48Pasensya na po!
10:49Go!
10:50Jukes!
10:51Paminta!
10:52Paminta!
10:53Paminta!
10:54Wala rin po!
10:55Sorry!
10:56Go!
10:57MC!
10:58Bechin!
10:59Sorry po!
11:00Jackie!
11:01Bechin!
11:02Bechin daw!
11:03Bechin!
11:04Sige!
11:05Pasok ka na!
11:061,000!
11:07Noodles!
11:08Noodles!
11:09Correct!
11:10Sino ba?
11:11Sean!
11:12Mantika!
11:13Asin!
11:14Asin!
11:15Asin!
11:16Nasabi na po ang asin!
11:17Asin!
11:18Asin!
11:19Sorry pa siya!
11:20Thank you madlang people!
11:21Pinatira tayo!
11:22Ano pa yung mga natira natin?
11:23Yes!
11:24Ang mga natira ay baboy or pork!
11:25Biscuits!
11:26Kamatis!
11:27Bawang!
11:28Garlic!
11:29Manok!
11:30Saging!
11:31Saging!
11:32Sibuyas!
11:33Or talong!
11:34Walang capsicum!
11:35Wow!
11:36Wow!
11:38At meron pa tayong seven players natitira!
11:40Nandiyan pa sina Mitch!
11:41Lorna!
11:42Lars!
11:43Irene!
11:44Bibi!
11:45Judy!
11:46At si Dodong!
11:47Ngayon naman players!
11:48Balik ulit kayo sa likod!
11:49Okay!
11:50Sorry players!
11:52Pamalik po kayo at mag-pick at bumesa sa mga kahon na may ilaw!
11:57Ilaw!
11:58Ilaw Minute!
11:59Ilaw Minute!
12:04Yung may ilaw lang!
12:05Ilaw!
12:08Ayan!
12:10Okay!
12:11Nakapweso na lahat!
12:12Bakikanta na dito sa...
12:13You got a lyric!
12:16You got a lyric!
12:18At para malaman natin ang unang sasagot!
12:20Kahon!
12:21Ilaw Minute!
12:22Ilaw Minute!
12:26Si Lars!
12:27Yes, Lars!
12:28Lars, ikaw ang unang sasagot!
12:30Susunod si Mitch!
12:31At ang huli ay si Judy!
12:33Okay!
12:34Kantahan na tayo!
12:36Naka!
12:37I'm sure alam na alam nyo itong kantaan mo dahil ito ay pinasigat ni Tutsi Guevara!
12:43Ang title ay Kaba!
12:45Alam nyo ba yun?
12:46Kaba?
12:47Yes!
12:48Yes!
12:49Sabi niya!
12:50Yes!
12:51Alam mo naman ng people yun?
12:53Magkantaan na tayo siyempre!
12:54Pamungunahan niya ng Six Part Invention!
12:56Let's go!
12:57Sing it!
12:59Thank you!
13:00Six Part Invention!
13:03Magkakalaman na kung sino ang nag-iisang pinagpala dito sa...
13:08Delimination!
13:13Players, pwede na po kayo mag-pick ng lobo na inyong napupusuan!
13:16Pick na!
13:18Nako, nakipag-unahan si Judy!
13:20Oy! Naulahan siya Irene!
13:22Dapat hindi siya po pwesto eh!
13:25Si Lars pa lang nauna!
13:26Saan ka dapat?
13:28Irene, saan mo gusto dapat?
13:30Sa pwesto ni Judy dapat!
13:31Ni Judy?
13:32Oo!
13:33Oo!
13:34Eh si Judy pa? Judy, dyan mo na magusto?
13:36Hi!
13:37Nagkusturo makipagpalit ni Irene!
13:38Okay lang ba sa'yo?
13:39Okay ba sa'yo Judy?
13:40Opo!
13:41Dyan ka na!
13:42Ano no?
13:43Okay ba sa'yo makipagpalit daw si Irene?
13:44O dyan ka na?
13:45O dyan ka na?
13:46Dito na po!
13:47O dyan!
13:48Dito na!
13:49Okay!
13:50Players, kayo nakapili na kayo, hawakan nyo na ang mga pin na ibibigay sa inyo ng Baby Dolls!
13:54Baby Dolls, makibigay na ang mga pin!
13:56Hawak lang muna sa pin ha!
13:59Ayan!
14:01Ayan!
14:02Okay!
14:03Paganyan po!
14:04Mga Irene!
14:05Miss Irene!
14:06Irene!
14:07Paganyan!
14:08Okay!
14:09Players, makinig!
14:10Sa mga lobo na yan, isa lang ang maglalabas ng kulay pink sa aking hudyat!
14:15Kailangan nyo lang tusukin ang lobo ng dahan-dahan!
14:18Dahan-dahan lang po ah!
14:20Wag biglaan!
14:21Ang nakapili nito, ng kulay pink ang maglalaro sa ating final game!
14:26Players, sabay-sabay na ang putokin ang lobo in 3, 2, 1, go!
14:32Dahan-dahan!
14:34Thank you so much sa inyo!
14:35Thank you naman sa pagsalin ninyo, si Miss Irene!
14:39Gusto pa naman makipagpalit!
14:41Halika! Halika rito, Irene!
14:43Halika!
14:44Amo?
14:45Nakalain mo?
14:46Ito mo, gusto mong makipagpalit, pero nasa'yo pala ang kulay pink na hinahanap namin!
14:50Opo!
14:51O, nagpipink na yung ano mo!
14:54Bakit kanina hindi mo ba naramdaman dun?
14:56Sa tingin mo ba kanina, nandito yung swerte?
14:58Opo, akala ko po nandiyan!
15:00Pero nandun pala yung swerte!
15:02Oo, kaya namang congratulations sa'yo!
15:05Matagal lang cashier si Irene?
15:07Tagasan ba si Irene?
15:09Daming tinatanong. Tagasan ba si Irene?
15:11Bali, Novaliches po.
15:13Yung province ko po is Capiz.
15:15Capiz?
15:16Yes!
15:17Pero taga, Novaliches na.
15:18Novaliches po.
15:19Sa ka nagdatrabaho?
15:21Sa convenience store po sa Annapolis.
15:23Convenience store?
15:25Opo.
15:26Matagal na?
15:27Two years pa lang po.
15:28Two years!
15:29Dati, anong trabaho mo bago ka mag-cashier?
15:31Barangay secretary po.
15:33Barangay secretary.
15:34Bakit umalis ka doon?
15:35Eh, nandito na po yung mga anak ko kasi.
15:38Okay ba yung...
15:39Kailangan ko pong samahan yung mga anak ko dito po?
15:41Dahil?
15:42Dahil dito po siya nag-aaral sa, ano...
15:44Sa Novaliches po.
15:46Ah!
15:47Sa Capiz po kasi ako...
15:48So, sa Capiz ka nung barangay secretary ka?
15:50Oo.
15:51Lumipat ka kasi gusto mong samahan yung mga anak ko na nag-aaral dito sa Manila.
15:54Opo.
15:55Kaya bigla siya pumasok sa convenience store bilang cashier.
15:58Eh, yung asawa mo.
15:59May trabaho naman po dito din po.
16:01Sa Manila.
16:02May trabaho.
16:03May katulong ka naman.
16:04May katuwang ka.
16:05Opo.
16:06Yun ang importante.
16:07Kaya...
16:08Ilang ano na ba?
16:09Ilang...
16:10Anong ka...
16:11Anong year na yung mga anak mo?
16:12Eh, yung panganay ko po.
16:13Third year college po.
16:14B.I.P.
16:15Opo.
16:16Asama mga anak mo.
16:17Siya po yung kasama ko.
16:18Andito.
16:19Kurs.
16:20Ayun.
16:21Doon ako nakating...
16:22Ano yan?
16:23Ilang taon na lang?
16:24Bago ka mag-graduate na?
16:252 years po.
16:262 years po.
16:272 years pa.
16:282 years.
16:292 years po po.
16:30O kasi...
16:312 years po.
16:322 years po.
16:332 years.
16:342 years.
16:35BSIT po.
16:36BSIT.
16:37Ay, computer yan.
16:38Mga ano yan.
16:39Dalawa po yung anak niya nag-aaral pa?
16:40Bali, tatlo po sila.
16:42Yung pangalawa po, second year college po.
16:44BSIT din po.
16:45Okay.
16:46Tapareha sila?
16:47Apo.
16:48Yung gunso po.
16:49Lalaki din?
16:50Apo.
16:51Tatlo po sila, puro lalaki.
16:52Bukhang magkakalaro kayo sa...
16:57Ano ah?
16:58Computer games na.
16:59Kaya...
17:00Bakit naisipan niyo mag-IT?
17:02Second choice po.
17:03Ah, second choice na?
17:05Ano yung first?
17:06Aeronautical engineering po.
17:08Aeronautical engineering?
17:09Bakit hindi mo na-person yun?
17:11Mahal din po kasi,
17:13tsaka hindi po nakaabot sa enrollment.
17:16Sayang o piloto?
17:19Piloto?
17:20Oo, mam.
17:21Medyo mahal na yun.
17:22Ha?
17:23Hindi po kaya.
17:24Hindi kaya.
17:25Pero meron ka pang kabiya kung may asawa ka?
17:27Apo, yung asawa ko po.
17:28Ano bang trabaho niya?
17:29Glass and aluminum installer po.
17:31Hindi kasi kayo nakikinig po.
17:32Ay, ano?
17:34Nag-chiswil sa kayo.
17:35Ito kasi.
17:36Sorry po.
17:38Nakwento niya na kanina yan.
17:40Ito naman, di ka nakikinig.
17:41Ilan ang anak niyo?
17:42Ano pong kurusan nila?
17:45Lahat sila...
17:46May katuwang siya.
17:47May katuwang.
17:48May katuwang.
17:49Pero hindi pa rin sapat doon yung aeronautical
17:51kasi nga mahal.
17:52Hindi pa rin kaya.
17:53Hindi pa rin kaya.
17:55Pero mawalang ano,
17:56kung okay lang po sabihin,
17:57magkano po ba ang sinaswelo ng isang cashier?
17:59Minimum po.
18:00Minimum po.
18:016.95.
18:02Apo.
18:03Ilang oras po kayong nasa work?
18:04Nine hours po.
18:05Nine hours.
18:06Nine hours.
18:07From anong oras yan?
18:09Minsan po, mid shift at 12 to 9.
18:1212pm to 9pm po.
18:1424 hours ba yung convenience store?
18:16Apo.
18:17Meron bang ano dyan eh,
18:18nagkataon na meron pumasok na masasaman loob?
18:21Parang...
18:22Awan ng Diyos wala naman po.
18:23Dalo na pag madaling araw eh.
18:24Yun eh, pag 24 hours, no?
18:26Saan ka nag-e-enjoy sa pagiging cashier?
18:30Pagsaserve po sa mga customer.
18:44ç¼–
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