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00:00This isn't right, I haven't done it in his head.
00:30When are you gonna let me go?
00:32I'm sorry love, it's not up to me.
00:43Becky?
00:44You here?
00:54Did you get my text?
00:56No, I had my phone off.
00:59Kit reckons they might be going to charge her with criminal damage and assault now.
01:02They'll be fine, don't worry.
01:05We'll have a brew if you're making one.
01:08Hang on, our daughter has been accused of smashing up a police car and assaulting an officer.
01:13She could go to prison?
01:14She might not.
01:16How can you be so blasé?
01:18Because...
01:20of this.
01:22Yeah, well I wanted to make up for yesterday because I was a bit insensitive.
01:36That seems too much, doesn't it?
01:39Well, we'll get through it.
01:42And we'll get her through it together.
01:44You know, everybody knows what she did.
01:45I've been getting messages asking how she is, wishing her well.
01:48Well, that's nice.
01:49No, it's not what she wants.
01:51So we've got to stop her from finding out.
01:53No, I don't think we can.
01:54You know, the minute she steps outside...
01:56Yeah, okay, so I'm going to tell people not to say anything.
01:58Well, that's not going to work.
02:00No, no, no.
02:01We've got to tell her so it's not a shock.
02:06She's going to be devastated.
02:10You were up a lot in the night, every five minutes it seemed.
02:13Checking up on her.
02:15Yeah, I thought you might be.
02:16Well, what else can I do?
02:17She's not accepting private counselling.
02:19Well, we've got to respect her principles.
02:21Yeah, and I'm trying.
02:23But all we can do is support her.
02:25You know, listen to her, give her time.
02:27Time.
02:32And what if she doesn't have that?
02:34So, Toddlicious, where are you going to take me in your shiny new car?
02:37Where do you fancy?
02:38I don't know, maybe you could surprise me.
02:41Okay, er...
02:43Eaton Park?
02:44No, it's not a surprise if you tell me where we're going, is it?
02:46Right, yeah, all right.
02:47Well, erm, I can do that, yeah.
02:49Oh, actually, do you know what? Eaton Park's all right.
02:51It's got, erm, it's got like a little zoo.
02:53No way.
02:54What, lions and that?
02:55No, don't be daft, it's, erm, rabbits and gores and that sort of stuff.
02:59Oh.
03:00I'll tell you what, they've got alpacas though.
03:02Hey, now you're talking.
03:03Love an alpaca, me.
03:04Yeah.
03:05They'd say the kids when they were little.
03:07Gets money though.
03:08Oh, that's all right.
03:09Just don't get any of them a shiny new car.
03:12Oh, I don't believe it.
03:14What is it?
03:15I can't pack as I'll have to wait, I'm afraid.
03:18It's, erm, it's Gary who wants to see me.
03:20How's that the new business deal?
03:22Mm, yeah.
03:23Er, him and Pete.
03:25Not to meet him.
03:26Going okay?
03:27Yeah.
03:28Yeah, I think so.
03:29Erm, I'll see you later.
03:31Okay.
03:32Give me a shout when you're on the way back.
03:34In the meantime, I will try and find my wellies.
03:40You need to let my daughter out now.
03:42I'm sorry, Lisa.
03:43You know I can't do that.
03:44This says you can.
03:46What is it?
03:47It's evidence.
03:48CCTV footage of someone trashing the police car that Betts has been charged with damaging.
03:52I'm guessing it's not her.
03:54Bang on.
03:55It's a six foot bloke in a balaclava.
03:57What about the assault?
03:59I'll be discussing that with Dia Costello.
04:01Right, well, you know the procedure.
04:04We'll have to review the evidence, how it was obtained.
04:07Yeah, but you can forget all that.
04:08I want to know why the officer in charge couldn't get hold of this CCTV footage.
04:12It's gross incompetence.
04:13I don't know anything about that.
04:16Okay.
04:17I'll find Dia Costello and sort it myself.
04:20I'm right here.
04:24What do you want to know?
04:26Come on, hurry up.
04:28Hang on a minute.
04:29Is that tap still dripping?
04:31Yeah.
04:32Ugh.
04:33Oh, Bethany, come on, hurry up.
04:34How long does it take to try on a Halloween costume?
04:37Well, that's not very scary.
04:40Didn't fit.
04:41Right, well, do you not want to swap it for a different size then?
04:44No, I didn't like it either, so I'm just going to send it back.
04:47Aw, well, can I not see you try it on?
04:49No.
04:50I've got to go to work.
04:51Darling, this isn't about the stoma, is it?
04:53No, of course it's not stopping either-ing.
04:55Well, it just seems like you took a very long time trying to find that costume and everything, so...
04:59I can just get a different one.
05:01It's not a big deal.
05:06Sorry, but I had no choice.
05:09You had no evidence.
05:11That was enough.
05:13You kept a young woman in the cells overnight with nothing.
05:15No witnesses, just a social media post that we both know wouldn't stand up in court.
05:19And you couldn't even get the CCTV footage.
05:21Well, don't forget the assault.
05:23She's got quite a temper on her.
05:25Well, she says she never touched you.
05:27I was there.
05:33Well, I don't know who I believe.
05:35Bearing in mind this fiasco with the car damage.
05:38Actually, I want to make a formal complaint.
05:40Against you.
05:42That's fine.
05:44But as you know, we'll then have to ask questions about how this CCTV evidence was found.
05:49And I don't think you want to go there, do you?
05:53It was Becky, wasn't it?
05:56No comment.
05:58She should be more careful.
06:00If she gets identified, she could be in big trouble.
06:03I know.
06:04But you're the one who drove her toot with your shoddy policing.
06:06I know what you went through was rough.
06:08But you need to give Becky a break.
06:11Why did you say that?
06:13She didn't want to disappear.
06:15She fought it tooth and nail.
06:19How do you mean?
06:20She wanted to come back and tell you she was alive on multiple occasions.
06:24I won't let her.
06:26Blocked it every time.
06:28It's too risky.
06:31So if you're going to be mad at anyone,
06:33look at me.
06:36It wasn't her choice to stay away.
06:40No, no, I agree with you.
06:41No.
06:42Probably is what Bernard would have wanted.
06:44Yeah.
06:45Well,
06:46I can get that sorted for you.
06:48Too sweet.
06:50Yes.
06:51And thank you very much, Mrs Weaver.
06:53Talk to you soon.
06:54Bye-bye.
06:55Yes.
06:56Platinum package.
06:57Haven't sold one of them for years.
06:58Ow.
06:59Oh, dear.
07:00Oh, you all right, love?
07:01Yeah.
07:02You're all fine.
07:03Just got me shoe coat on the desk.
07:04Yeah, mate.
07:05Do you know what?
07:06I think you are working too hard.
07:08Half past seven, you're here every single morning.
07:10I'm fine.
07:11I'm up early all the time.
07:13Yeah.
07:14Can't turn work down, can I?
07:15Well, I know your business is death, but we don't want you carking it, do we?
07:18Joking at you.
07:19Fit as a fiddle, me.
07:20I have seen you yawning at your desk when you think no one's looking at you.
07:23Oh, rubbish.
07:24I might get a bit of sleep in the afternoon, but who doesn't?
07:28Look at you.
07:29You're absolutely exhausted.
07:33Oh, I'm so glad to see you.
07:36You okay?
07:37I'm fine, really.
07:38Bit knackered.
07:40Yeah, well, I have to get you a season ticket for themselves.
07:43Not funny.
07:44I didn't actually do something this time.
07:46Yeah, thank god you found that CCTV footage.
07:48Mm-hm.
07:49How did you get it?
07:50I have my ways.
07:51Did that job for a long time, remember?
07:54I'm glad you did.
07:56That's what mums are for.
07:59Right, I'm gonna go for a walk, clear my hair, taste a bit of fresh air, might even buy fruit.
08:04Ooh.
08:05Study on.
08:06And let's get arrested.
08:08Ha-ha.
08:09Mm-hm.
08:15So go on.
08:19How did you get it then?
08:20I went to the shop and asked nicely.
08:22And he just handed it over when he didn't give it to the actual police?
08:26There might have been some gentle coercion.
08:29Becky.
08:30What?
08:31But you can't go around doing stuff like that, can you?
08:34You'll blow your cover.
08:35Yeah, I know.
08:36But my daughter was in trouble and someone had to help her.
08:38Yeah, well.
08:39I might not agree with your methods, but you did good today.
08:48So I got you this.
08:51Oh.
08:52That's very kind of you.
08:53I do like a rose, eh?
08:54Yeah, I remember.
08:55And he also spoke to Costello.
08:56Hmm?
08:57Lucky you.
08:58He said that after you'd gone, you kept trying to contact us.
08:59And he blocked you.
09:00Can't believe a word that man says.
09:03Is it true?
09:04No.
09:05No.
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09:46No.
09:47No.
09:48No.
09:49No.
09:50this police car business yeah she's out and that's all that matters thanks to
09:56you
09:58right um better get me stuff packed up then
10:06wait well you could stay a bit longer if you want yeah I'd like that
10:20yeah
10:31darling hey there I mean this people
10:35yeah it I'm not feeling better that you can I'm sorry
10:41listen wanna get you drink no I'm alright I'm so sorry okay let me clean this up I can
10:49clean it myself let me help dad just leave it okay just leave me alone yeah okay oh why
10:56don't you just just go out for a bit alright give me some space
11:03ah let's see I heard about your incarceration
11:11well it was only a night in the cells and I actually hadn't done anything this time so
11:16well wrong for the rest you should seek justice yeah maybe I'll talk to my mum about it but right
11:22now all I really want is a decent coffee I'm knackered that's understandable so uh how are
11:29things otherwise with uh Carla being away fine yeah you know I imagine you're you're pleased with the
11:37re-emergence of your aunt yeah it's great I've really missed her
11:44she spend a lot of time at the house with you and uh your mum Lisa a bit yeah
11:52I've got a very nice lasagna I I could bring it round well you don't have to
11:59no I insist I have experienced police station food no no no no thanks Ron
12:13when did you get out well about an hour ago on bail no charges dropped because I did nothing
12:20yeah right coffee please Roy that's certainly I just think someone needs to have a word with that
12:28Naomi I can't that's already worn me off right what's all this about nothing because I distinctly
12:37heard the name Naomi I want to help Asha right you need to leave this alone remember what
12:45happened last time that's what I've been saying but this isn't right what she's done right that's
12:50a maybe but it's not your place to go kicking off is it yeah you'll end up getting in trouble
12:54like I did making things worse for Asha and she's dangerous what Asha no Naomi what
13:02do you mean this is between us but she's got a history of aggressive behaviour
13:09well even more reason why we need to sort it out then I told you Jenna stay out of it
13:20what you thinking I'm gonna sort this whether you owe me or not
13:27okay there you go is that all right yeah I love them thanks I'm gonna post a photo on my social
13:33well remember what we talked about this is just something to make you feel nice it's not about
13:37changing who you are I know that I'm still cool though right wait do that later because you're
13:42working now go and ask Mrs Walker if she wants a drink hi Ruby you okay yeah I just need hope
13:48hope yes I'm getting her a drink oh Ruby wants you mum says she wants you home
13:54what like now no after work we need to look after Dora while she goes to the hospital
13:59fine I'll come straight home just get your nails done yeah nice out there
14:05they're all right I'm gonna put a photo on my socials but I'll get loads of likes for these
14:10whatever I need to get back to school oh Mrs Walker's dying of thirst over here all right sorry
14:22well I need to get it all properly costed but I'm sure it'll work out right how long before you can
14:26stop I reckon next week great hey how come you're not answering my calls yeah I'm just a bit busy
14:32I'll call you back later on got a leaky tap right well I'll come look at it tomorrow I'll have a flood by then
14:39yeah I'm just I'm just in a meeting here sorry mate crazy X won't leave me alone oh yeah he wishes
14:44hi I'm Sarah Pete nice to meet you right fine let me finish here and I'll come and do your tap
14:50oh okay cool thanks I'll see you later hi sir hey all right I was wondering when you'd finally show up
14:58yeah I'm uh not supposed to be working today so right well don't worry we won't keep you long
15:03that'd be for yourself yeah we're uh we're just after your thoughts on the scaffolding for the tile street job
15:08oh right well I mean you could have sent me an email mate haven't you oh Pete insisted yeah
15:13I wanted to see you again we're a team aren't we yeah yeah yeah yeah fine um
15:19well I'm here now aren't I so uh you got the plans yeah they're in the office
15:23I hope you're grateful
15:42it was a nice touch saying you forced me not to tell them I was still alive
15:47did Lisa buy it thanks Phil good that's my pardon over to you now
15:55yeah I'm working on it not good enough I want you gone can't do that yet
16:00look my career is on the line with this my whole life once I've got my family back
16:07right I bought you a nice cup of chamomile tea to help you relax
16:19George
16:25oh good lord no
16:27please don't be dead
16:39oh
16:40oh
16:41oh
16:42oh
16:43oh
16:44oh
16:45oh
16:46oh
16:47oh
16:48oh
16:49oh
16:50oh
16:51oh
16:53hello
16:54oh
16:55oh
16:56yes
16:57yes
16:58could you say that again
16:59yeah yes we've got some work going on
17:00yes it's a very loud drill
17:01er
17:03sorry
17:04er
17:05no no I'm afraid George isn't available for any engagements at the moment
17:09sorry when was it again
17:12er
17:13I see yeah
17:14no no he's he's he's not available I'm afraid he's far too busy
17:17Um, but I will tell him, I will tell him that you called, all right?
17:23Yes, thank you very much.
17:26Thank you. Bye-bye.
17:36Your output will be five minutes, Petal.
17:40You know, I haven't been called that in a while, but...
17:44Nice.
17:45Well, you need a bit of love at the moment, don't you?
17:52Hey.
17:54I mean, how do people deal with these things?
17:57I don't think I'm coping very well.
18:02You just have to try and be there for him.
18:04Yeah.
18:06But how? Because she won't talk to me.
18:08It's tricky.
18:09Okay. I guess she just needs to feel loved and supported.
18:15What the hell?
18:16How do I do that?
18:18Just be you.
18:20You're a good bloke.
18:23I'm sure you'll be a really good dad, too.
18:24You know, it gets harder as you...
18:30They get older, but they don't tell you that, do they?
18:34And she must have been so lost.
18:37And so alone.
18:42I'm sorry.
18:43Come on.
18:45It's going to be okay.
18:46Well, I don't know if it will.
18:52It will, darling.
18:54I'm sorry.
18:55It's okay.
18:57Right.
18:58If this goes well, I've got a load of other jobs we can team up on.
19:01It's great, eh?
19:02Yeah.
19:03Let's get through this one first, eh?
19:05I think I'm going to enjoy getting in a bed with you guys.
19:09Do you reckon he's flirting with us to get more work?
19:12Guilty as a chance.
19:13Right, I'm nipping the loop.
19:14Won't be long.
19:14Then there were two.
19:21Listen, I've got to go soon, so...
19:22Hey, I enjoyed your company last week.
19:25Yeah?
19:25Yeah.
19:26Been thinking about you.
19:27Listen, you've got to be more professional.
19:29Excuse me?
19:31But, look, what happened between us was a mistake.
19:34We shouldn't have done it.
19:35Why not?
19:36Hey, we both enjoyed ourselves.
19:37It's not happening again.
19:39Why are you being such a drama queen?
19:40Oh!
19:41What did you say to me?
19:43Right, calm down.
19:44Don't you tell me to calm down.
19:45Say it again, see what happens.
19:48I know.
19:49We should watch Game of Thrones.
19:50What, now?
19:51Yeah, we never finished it.
19:53Eh, well, something got in the way, didn't it?
19:55What was it now?
19:57Oh, yeah, I remember.
19:58You died.
20:00What series were we up to?
20:02I've no idea.
20:03The one with the baby dragons.
20:04You still got the box set?
20:06Somewhere.
20:07Oh, please, let's put it on.
20:10Pick up where we left off.
20:13You used to love those nights, you know.
20:15Betsy in bed.
20:16Take away.
20:17Bottle of rosé.
20:19Bliss.
20:20Well.
20:26Nights were the hardest after you went.
20:31Wasn't exactly a fun palace for me, either.
20:33On me own, pretending to be dead so people didn't come and kill me.
20:39True.
20:39I wish I could go back, change everything, stop it from happening.
20:53Me too.
20:59But at least I'm here now.
21:02And it's nice doing this again, with you.
21:05Yeah, as long as you don't fall asleep.
21:07That was your trick.
21:08Well, so from wine, it's a brutal combination.
21:13Doze off if you want.
21:14I don't mind.
21:16Well, you were always so comfortable, that was a problem.
21:21And you just can't take your booze.
21:38I'm back.
21:46Is anyone in?
21:50Hi.
21:52Hello.
21:53You had a curry without me.
21:55Well, you weren't here, were you?
21:57Papa Dom's in the bag.
21:58Right, then, my.
21:59Roy?
22:01Roy?
22:02Er, not, not for me, thank you.
22:04Roy brought us all lasagna.
22:24Yeah.
22:24Oh, thank you, Roy.
22:25Yeah.
22:26Thank you, Roy.
22:27It's been a bit of a day.
22:30Ooh.
22:31If you're not too tired, I'd love to see the rest of your designs.
22:36Um, yeah, of course.
22:37I mean, most of them are online, but can I borrow your laptop, then?
22:41Hmm?
22:41Er, yeah, it's charging in my room.
22:44Let's go.
22:46Look at you, interested in my college work.
22:48Yeah, it goes.
22:49Why not?
22:52Er, Roy.
22:55Have you got a sec?
22:56Of course, yes.
22:58So, what you walked in on there...
23:00You don't have anything to explain?
23:03Yeah, well, I know that, but I need to explain that it wasn't anything.
23:07There's no need to worry.
23:09But, like I said, it's been a trying day, and...
23:12Well, we were both a bit down, so I just gave her a hug, that's all.
23:15I'd never want to do anything to hurt Carly, you know that.
23:19I love her.
23:20Look, um, keep the Tupperware.
23:23I have something of a surplus anyway.
23:27You what? Do you think you're funny, do you?
23:29Seriously, hon, you need to tear your boots.
23:31Get out me face, right now.
23:32Hon!
23:33Don't you dare speak to me, Lana, don't you ever!
23:35Everyone just calm down, shall we, boys?
23:37I'm calm.
23:38Muscle Mary here's the one honking out.
23:40Oh, don't you touch me!
23:42Mate, mate, seriously, seriously, just back off, yeah?
23:45Look, I'm sorry, but...
23:48No, no, but nothing!
23:49But nothing.
23:50Mate, you're out of order.
23:53All right.
23:53Look, look, let's leave it.
23:54Let's just get back to work.
23:55No, no, no, I've seen enough.
23:57Timber like that is a liability,
23:59and I don't work with liabilities.
24:00No, no, hang on.
24:01I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding, mate.
24:04Come on, we can work this out, yeah?
24:05It's not worth losing money over, is it?
24:07Gary, mate, I'm sorry, but you want to work with me?
24:10Find yourself a new scaffolder.
24:11What the hell are you doing?
24:25Flippin' heck, look at that.
24:26Like a basking shark, I'm in a filling.
24:28Sorry.
24:29I found him asleep at his desk earlier this afternoon.
24:32Not wrong with a power nap.
24:33Is your sleep apnea playing up again?
24:36Shut up.
24:37Oh, have you not had the snoring combo yet?
24:40Well, if I hadn't, I'd certainly have found out about it today
24:43during the aforementioned power nap.
24:45I've been run ragged.
24:46Well, which is why I keep telling him.
24:47He's got to slow down.
24:49Take proper lunch breaks and just, you know,
24:51look after yourself.
24:53Glad to wear it.
24:54As am I.
24:55Hunter, phone.
24:57Coming.
24:59Get stuck around.
25:01Although, eh,
25:02I meant to be the one who's taking care of you.
25:05You know, winning your affections.
25:07And you've got a way to go with that, I can tell you.
25:14Where are you going now?
25:15Grabbing some lunch.
25:16What, are we not going to talk about this?
25:18Why?
25:19You said it yourself.
25:20You saw what he was like.
25:21All his 30 comments and all that.
25:23Yeah, but I don't get why that'd wind you up so much.
25:26Do you want to know?
25:26Do you really want to know?
25:27Yeah, I do, yeah.
25:28Yeah, all right, I'll tell you.
25:29He made a pass at me and he wouldn't take no for an answer.
25:32Right, well, could you not have turned him down without threatening him?
25:34Oh, forget it, man.
25:35Look, the guy's an idiot, I get that, yeah?
25:37But I mean, I mean, could you...
25:39Gary, just...
25:40Gary!
25:40Just...
25:40Gary!
25:41Forget it.
25:46She's got real talent, hasn't she?
25:48Yeah.
25:49No idea where she got that from.
25:53Becky.
25:54Lisa.
25:56Got your serious face on?
25:58We need to talk.
26:01Yeah.
26:02I know.
26:04Sorry.
26:06It's my fault.
26:08Since being back with you two again, it's weirdly easy to forget the last four years happened.
26:13But they did.
26:16So I've no right to pretend any different.
26:20You're with Carla.
26:26Carla's awesome and Betts likes her, so no more sleepovers.
26:31It's for the best.
26:35Yeah, to be honest, I think I've pushed it too far, even staying this long.
26:38Planning on going back to Spain next week.
26:40What?
26:43Next week?
26:43I told you it was dangerous.
26:47Oh, so that's it then.
26:49You just turn up.
26:51Hi, I'm alive.
26:52And then you disappear out of our lives again.
26:54No, not disappear.
26:55You know, we can stay in touch now.
26:57Yeah?
26:58You gonna send me a postcard?
27:00Betts, believe me, you are never losing me again.
27:03Whether you like it or not, I'm part of your life now.
27:07Well, you never stopped being a part of my life.
27:10You were pretty much all I thought about since it happened, and now you're just gonna leave again.
27:14I mean, only this time it's way worse because you're choosing to stay away, and I know that.
27:18Oh, come on, that's not fair.
27:20You knew I couldn't stay forever.
27:21No.
27:23Do you know, if you cared about us that much, you'd find a way to stay.
27:26This is just you running away again.
27:35Have a nice life, Mum.
27:38I'm glad you're not dead.
27:44Betts!
27:48She likes to do that.
27:50Leave me the argument, making sure she gets the last word.
27:53Don't we both know where she gets that from?
27:56OK.
27:59Right.
28:01You need to stand on this.
28:04Uh, really?
28:05Yes, every queer needs a pedestal.
28:07You've been watching way too much queer, right?
28:10Yeah, you're not wrong.
28:11I actually binge-watched all the episodes whilst I was recovering after turkey.
28:14Right, OK.
28:15Look in that mirror, and repeat after me.
28:18Right, here we go.
28:20Confidence is a habit, not a personality trait.
28:24Confidence is a habit?
28:26Not a personality trait.
28:28Yes!
28:28OK, right, next one.
28:30This is JVN.
28:30He's like my spirit animal.
28:31Oh, give me that.
28:33What you resist, persists.
28:35Into the mirror, I let you mean it.
28:37What you resist, persists.
28:39And what you accept, flows.
28:41Yes!
28:42Right, go on then.
28:44I've done all the mantras, I've shown you all the boys I'm blocking off my socials, even
28:47the fit ones.
28:48Uh, seriously, 14-year-old boys, not worth the effort.
28:52You need to show me your Halloween costume.
28:54Yeah.
28:54I told you I'm taking it back.
28:57Oh, my dears.
29:00Soku-shi-kitarre.
29:01I didn't know you watched anime.
29:03Yeah, I've watched that one, again, whilst I was recovering.
29:05It's got like a million episodes.
29:07Hmm.
29:08This is so nice, you've got to wear it.
29:10I can't.
29:11Why?
29:13Because when I bought it, I didn't realise that it was in two pieces, so you'd see my stoma.
29:18Ah, right.
29:19I could make something for the middle and sew it together, but I haven't got the time, so...
29:24You could do that.
29:25Or you could just wear it and not go.
29:29Yeah, I can't do that.
29:30Erm, hypocrite much.
29:32Queen, what would JVN do?
29:34What, you resist, persists?
29:40Hey.
29:53In celebration of the life of Maxine Peacock.
29:57Wonder what she did to deserve a bench?
29:59She was murdered, round here, Garla told me.
30:02Wow.
30:03Yeah, properly murdered.
30:04Not fake murdered, so she could run away from her family.
30:06You knew I couldn't stay forever, not yet.
30:08What, and Alicante's well night?
30:10Yeah, it is.
30:11Yeah, a bit touristy during high season, but my house is away from all that.
30:14On the beach, next to a pine forest.
30:16Sorry, did you expect me to lie?
30:18Right now, I'll stop it for a pokey flat in Manchester in a heartbeat.
30:22You don't have to leave.
30:25I do.
30:27You don't, yeah?
30:28Mum will figure something out.
30:29No, I can't let her do that.
30:30You can, she's good at this stuff.
30:32Betsy, I'm going.
30:38But...
30:38But what?
30:39What?
30:40There's nothing to stop you coming with me.
30:42I mean, we'd have to be incredibly careful, but...
30:44So what?
30:44You become like my holiday mum?
30:46Well, initially, yeah.
30:48But it doesn't just have to be a holiday.
30:51Your young Betsy could defer your course or have a gap year, or...
30:55You could stay for longer than that.
30:59You could live with me.
31:01Right, night, night, night, Royston.
31:07Good night.
31:08Oh, I'm sorry.
31:12Are you closing?
31:13Well, nearly.
31:14Bernie had an errand.
31:16Okay.
31:16I don't suppose you've got any carrot cake left.
31:18It's pudding for that lasagne.
31:19And there's no ulterior motive this time, I promise.
31:22Well, aside from the fact that Betsy loves it and she needs cheering up.
31:25You are in luck.
31:26Oh.
31:27The remains of the day.
31:29One slice left.
31:30Great.
31:31Might actually have the right change, too.
31:33Uh, no.
31:35No charge there.
31:36So, likely we'd sell it now.
31:39Oh, thank you, Roy.
31:40That's kind of you.
31:41I owe you one.
31:41Well, two with that lasagne.
31:45Well, um...
31:47With apologies, if...
31:48If, um...
31:49If I might redeem that favour by posing a rather indelicate question...
31:55On behalf of my friend.
31:58My best friend.
32:01Yeah, that seems fair.
32:03Earlier you professed your love for Carla,
32:05which, if I may say, is self-evident.
32:08Never been in any doubt.
32:10Good.
32:12The more pressing question is, uh...
32:15Do you still love Becky?
32:20I...
32:20I should point out that your response has no bearing on...
32:25Yes.
32:27No.
32:28I still love Becky.
32:35I suppose it was easy to pretend at first, you know, what...
32:46With the shock and then the hurt and...
32:49Dealing with everything.
32:52And like you say, I love Carla.
32:55Roy, I love her so much.
32:57I've never felt this way about anybody except Becky.
33:00She was my first proper steady girlfriend and...
33:07Well, we meshed together so well at work and...
33:10And then Betsy and...
33:12I mean, don't get me wrong, it wasn't always easy.
33:17Becky and I used to have these massive rows just...
33:20Screaming at each other.
33:22It was horrendous.
33:23But...
33:26I think at the time we both thought that...
33:30It didn't matter how much we fell out because we'd always be together.
33:35And then she...
33:38And now she's back.
33:44Can I ask you, Ed, any delicate question?
33:48Well, it would seem only fair.
33:54If Hayley...
33:56If she came back...
33:58I've agreed to answer, but I should point out that I am averse to hypothetical questions.
34:08Sorry.
34:09And if I may say, I suspect that the question is asked, er, not wishing for an answer, but more to make a point.
34:21Which is self-evident.
34:24I would love Hayley as much as I always do.
34:28As much as I did the last second I spent with her.
34:37Possibly more?
34:39Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
34:45Sorry.
34:47Sorry if that was another...
34:49Indelicate hypothetical.
34:50Just strike that one.
34:56And I'll save you the awkwardness of asking me the most obvious question.
35:05If I love them both, who do I love more?
35:07Who do I want to be with now and for the rest of my life?
35:14It's Carla.
35:16A hundred times Carla.
35:20But being around Becky, I...
35:22Perhaps it's time Becky went back to Spain.
35:31Oh, sit down.
35:41Tea's ready.
35:43You cooked?
35:45Oh, I cooked.
35:48Comfy celeriac with orange and dill.
35:51Comfy.
35:54It's basically a veggie duck l'orange.
35:57A l'orange.
35:57Fantastique.
35:58Found it online.
36:00Wanted to cook something with orange in it to apologise for blowing up about the juice.
36:07Well, it ain't ever about the juice.
36:09No, but...
36:10I'm sorry anyway.
36:13No need to apologise.
36:15Look, Dad, I know...
36:16I know it must have been a shock to you as well.
36:20So, rather than apologising, I thought I would cook you something fancy.
36:24Well, honey, I ain't complaining because this smells amazing.
36:27I know.
36:28But seriously, OK?
36:32You don't need to apologise, all right?
36:34Just keep talking to me, OK?
36:36Yeah.
36:36Because, you know, I was like talking to Glenda earlier on about you and she said...
36:40Yeah, you didn't mention anything about what happened, though, did you?
36:47Dad.
36:49Dad, please tell me you didn't tell her anything.
36:56Right.
36:57It's going to get cold.
36:58Hang on, I just want to show you this dress.
37:01I thought you were sending it back.
37:03Well, I was going to, but I've had a rethink.
37:06And I actually think I quite like it like this.
37:09Oh, you look cool.
37:10Thanks, Harry.
37:11Very nice.
37:13What do you reckon, Mum?
37:15I think you look absolutely gorgeous.
37:18Oh, so.
37:19And are you happy with the...
37:21Er, yeah.
37:22Yeah, hope convinced me.
37:24Well, hope convinced you?
37:26It's not a sentence that usually ends well.
37:28Well, it turns out she's surprisingly wise for a 14-year-old.
37:32Right, shall we crack on?
37:34It's getting cold.
37:34Two sacks.
37:35OK, so everybody knows.
37:40No, everybody cares.
37:42What's going on?
37:44Oh.
37:44Oh, let's see.
37:45So, half of the street know what happened ages ago,
37:48and Dad has been lying.
37:49No, I haven't been lying.
37:50I've just...
37:51Sweetheart, nobody who knows is going to be blabbing about this.
37:54No?
37:55No, well, they're not going to treat me the same either, are they?
37:57No, Arsha, I'm trying my best here.
37:59Right, well, then shut up about it.
38:01Hey.
38:18Hey.
38:18i only just got back myself george needed a bit of uh help with some clients you're late
38:27uh yeah i went to see some lads i used to work with see if they got any jobs on more work
38:32i thought this uh pete thing was you know it's not happening oh really why well the guy's an
38:40idiot he's a total time waster we had one minor disagreement he's pulled the plug i'm sorry to
38:46hear that yeah well how about we go for that test drive then cheer you up i'm not in the mood you
38:53sure we could go out and get some tea somewhere i've already eaten all right just the drive then
38:57i said i'm not in the mood all right all right
39:01hey i saw you'd fall asleep i thought you'd sleep right through actually um i thought i had for a
39:16minute there's some carrot cake on the side nice one
39:20she doesn't want to go you know there's really nothing you can do to keep her here
39:34i don't think there is no no where she could hide that isn't in a different country
39:39i don't think you don't think betsy
39:44do you think if you went with carla you'd be able to think of something
39:50right come on you know this has got nothing to do with cola
39:55right now becky's better off in spain
39:58right
40:00betsy come on i'm gonna go eat this in my room
40:05hey
40:14so glenda said i should sit with you because we're closing out now
40:19god tell us you know i tried to get dev out but he's in a bit of a state
40:25i wish i just kept my big mouth shut
40:29no it would have come out eventually
40:30yeah and dev's worried that asha's pushing him away
40:34look i know you said we should forget it about that naomi yeah but i wish i knew where she lived
40:39yeah well we don't do we
40:40but we do know where she works
40:42back in a minute
40:43pssst glenda
40:45the cocktails were good good the glenda clotinis are better than god
40:51but i think we need to dial up the courtship a notch
40:54bring out the big guns
40:57you don't mean
41:00break out jezebel
41:02although sadly jezebel was dropped into a pint of mild
41:10what
41:10i know
41:11beat
41:13ethel
41:14hello ethel
41:16please tell me you're doing the ten things i hate about you
41:23i said the big guns didn't i
41:25yes
41:25this one's for you heath
41:28right
41:30i shall have you queued and ready
41:32in thirty seconds
41:33thirty seconds
41:34wow
41:35what can i say
41:36i'm a pro
41:37i'm taking you don't need the lyrics
41:39no no i'm alright
41:40but i'm gonna get them up on me phone for backup
41:42i always blank on that bit no pardon the way that i stare
41:44right
41:45live in five
41:48out of the way email pop-up
41:52eh
41:54oh my god i've got a stiffy
41:59torch
42:00flippin' heck
42:02someone knows how to serenade a girl
42:04sorry it's an industry award
42:05you know for funeral directors
42:07some wife decided to call
42:09no don't say it again
42:10oh my days glenda
42:14it's the lifetime achievement award
42:16the one i've always
42:17hang on a minute
42:20what
42:22what
42:23well according to this
42:26it says i turned down the award this afternoon
42:29what
42:30sorry it's late
42:36oh it's fine
42:37you're lucky you caught me mum's in bed
42:39here
42:41cheers
42:42thought i'd lost that
42:43thought you'd be wiped out
42:45well i had a nap earlier and now i can't sleep
42:48that and i keep thinking about what you said
42:51sorry
42:52no it's good
42:54hey it's no pressure
42:58you know that
42:59and if you did come
43:01you'd do it entirely legitimately
43:02you know
43:03whatever you need
43:04student visas the lot
43:05didn't think i was posh enough for a gut yard
43:08you do what you want to do
43:13i mean that
43:15you're at the start of your life bet
43:17so you make it what you want to make it
43:18you know if you want to work
43:19fine
43:20if you want to just
43:21lounge about on a beach all day
43:23then do that
43:24i think
43:27i want to come with you
43:31yeah
43:33yeah
43:35oh you have no idea how happy that makes me
43:39sorry
43:40she could awake more
43:42oh sorry
43:44did you talk to her about it yet
43:46no not yet
43:47well that's okay
43:49you know we can work on it together
43:50and
43:50who knows
43:52we put our minds to it
43:53maybe we can steal her away with us too
43:56come here
43:58so
44:02you
44:12you
44:16you
44:20you
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