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00:00:00Oh, jump it? That's a good jump. Get the ball, Steve. Get it. Get the ball. You want to play with your brother?
00:00:15Cabot. Steve, come play with Cabot. Don't you hit your brother? Come on, Cab.
00:00:30Come on. Picture this. A warehouse. About 20,000 square feet. Windows along the side. Looks like an ordinary warehouse. Until you get closer. And all you see are heads.
00:00:52Heads? What kind of heads you talking about?
00:00:55Heads. Happy heads. Smiling heads. Heads drifting in and out of the windows.
00:01:00A projection of heads? Like a jumbo truck? No. Real heads. Heads defying gravity. There are heads everywhere. And everyone's having fun. Good, genuine fun.
00:01:11Trampoline world. The first of its kind in the state of Louisiana.
00:01:16Hey, Kev. You feel like working today, huh?
00:01:20See? Take the hammer. Take the nail. You swing the hammer.
00:01:26And then when all the nails are in, we get paid. And then we get to go home.
00:01:34Kev, I want to ask you a question. You think grown-ass adults from Louisiana all gonna come to a building full of trampolines and jump around?
00:01:43Well, gymnastics and trampoline are amongst the fastest-growing sports in America.
00:01:47Well, so is obesity.
00:01:51No offense, brother, but you need to get laid.
00:01:55Whoa, whoa, whoa. He still hasn't done any fucking since the incident?
00:01:58Nope.
00:02:01Gah!
00:02:02Why'd you have to go bring up the incident?
00:02:05I didn't bring up the incident.
00:02:06All right, that's fucking drugs. Let's get off the goddamn room.
00:02:09Let's get out of here.
00:02:10What do you want to go with?
00:02:11I don't want to go to a titty ball.
00:02:15Are you gonna work at all today, Kev?
00:02:18Just give me a minute.
00:02:19You know, you gotta forget about Angie, man.
00:02:21Maybe the boys are right. Maybe you gotta get back out there and get laid.
00:02:25Listen, it's time for you to get back in the game.
00:02:27I am in the game.
00:02:29I'm just not having sex.
00:02:35I'm having sex, guaranteed.
00:02:42My pedestal, I just won't need.
00:02:50There's no curse. You're not cursed.
00:02:54Can't let one girl ruin your whole goddamn life, Kevin.
00:02:59Oh, shit.
00:03:16God.
00:03:17God, you're so stupid, Kevin.
00:03:20That apron suits you. You should keep it.
00:03:24Oh, and please, take whatever you like from the Les Crusades stuff.
00:03:28In fact...
00:03:33Stupid, Kevin.
00:03:35You doing okay there, senor?
00:03:39Oh, hey.
00:03:41Yeah, I'm good.
00:03:42You don't mind if we take the silvers?
00:03:45No, it's cool.
00:03:46Oh, that's nice.
00:03:52Thanks.
00:03:54No problem.
00:03:56Guy's giving you a hard time up there?
00:03:59Who?
00:04:01Oh.
00:04:02Nah.
00:04:04What do you think your name is?
00:04:07I was gonna go with Muriel or...
00:04:10or Sasha.
00:04:12Think Sasha's married?
00:04:14Uh...
00:04:16Yeah.
00:04:17Maybe. I don't know.
00:04:19One thing I can tell you about catering.
00:04:22Some of these girls really know how to party.
00:04:25Whoa!
00:04:27You just gotta smile.
00:04:29What?
00:04:30No.
00:04:31I don't think so.
00:04:32You did.
00:04:33I saw her, man.
00:04:34Nah.
00:04:37Mmm.
00:04:39Juicy.
00:04:41So is this guy an asshole?
00:04:43What guy?
00:04:45A guy whose house this is.
00:04:48What makes you say that?
00:04:50Well, he's got a chair in the shape of a hand.
00:04:56You don't like the chair?
00:04:58Well, anyone who has enough money to buy joke furniture is probably an asshole.
00:05:04It wasn't meant to be funny.
00:05:06Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
00:05:07No, you...
00:05:09You have a really great house.
00:05:11What's your name?
00:05:13Kevin.
00:05:14What do you say, Kev?
00:05:16Call me Hank.
00:05:18You should come to my party tonight.
00:05:21There's gonna be a lot of women here.
00:05:22And, uh, a lot of these ladies are gonna be high on narcotics.
00:05:28Oh.
00:05:30Uh, I'm good.
00:05:32Are you?
00:05:33Are you good?
00:05:37Okay.
00:05:39Party starts at 8.
00:05:41Hope to see it.
00:05:43Oh, and, uh, if you want the hand chair, it's yours.
00:05:52Party 2,000.
00:05:56Party 4,000.
00:05:58Party 9,000.
00:06:01Marketing 3,000,000.
00:06:02After Jamie iiera aprended.
00:06:04We live to go up on monthly active art lunch.
00:06:08I mean, I don't know him, but I feel sad for him.
00:06:11What does he do?
00:06:13Huh?
00:06:14What is he doing up there?
00:06:15He's a roofer.
00:06:16He's roofing up on the house, you know?
00:06:17And he wasn't- he was a nice guy.
00:06:18I mean, I didn't get to talk to him.
00:06:20You shouldn't be giving people rupees, man.
00:06:30Show me that cork trick again.
00:06:32He showed you like 30 times.
00:06:34Takes brains, bro.
00:06:35Whatever.
00:06:36At least I don't think my dick is cursed.
00:06:38What did I say?
00:06:38I don't want to talk about it.
00:06:40Why?
00:06:40Just tell us.
00:06:41Come on.
00:06:41He sounds like an idiot when he talks about it.
00:06:43No, because every time I even think about sex,
00:06:46something bad happens.
00:06:46You bring up Angie today,
00:06:48and I nearly take off my thumb with a...
00:06:50client.
00:06:50Let me see.
00:06:51Let me see that.
00:06:51My dick is cursed in the story.
00:06:53So you think it's possessed,
00:06:55or is it surrounded by, like, paranormal activity?
00:07:06Such a good-looking kid.
00:07:09He swears off sex.
00:07:12And it's a crime against nature.
00:07:14Are you still talking about the f***ing roofer?
00:07:17He just seems so sad, you know?
00:07:20You know what a f***ing coke loop is?
00:07:22Man, you're like a hamster in a wormhole.
00:07:25I can't...
00:07:25I just...
00:07:25I can't hear it anymore, Hank.
00:07:27I'm going insane.
00:07:31Ow!
00:07:33I've just had a revelation of magnitude.
00:07:35Oh, Carl, this is big.
00:07:39Can you see how big?
00:07:40It's f***ing big.
00:07:42I'm going to get this kid laid.
00:07:45This is...
00:07:46This is fate.
00:07:47I have to get this kid laid.
00:07:50Ah!
00:07:50You're damn straight, you do.
00:07:53I can see it so clearly.
00:07:56Ah!
00:07:57Does anyone see my phone?
00:07:58You're kidding me?
00:08:02You told everyone to leave their phone here.
00:08:03Where's my phone?
00:08:04Oh, I gotta find him.
00:08:06You're kidding, right?
00:08:08It's too much responsibility.
00:08:09I can't deal with that.
00:08:14Steve.
00:08:15Steve, we're late.
00:08:17Kevin, relax.
00:08:18I'm coming.
00:08:21Nice outfit.
00:08:22I haven't seen that since first of all the community.
00:08:24Other than shorts.
00:08:25Why?
00:08:26It's the business meeting.
00:08:28It's Ted.
00:08:28He knows us.
00:08:29I don't want him going around telling Angie we're some kind of joke.
00:08:32Oh, Jesus Christ, Kev.
00:08:36You gotta stop stressing out about this Angie thing, you know?
00:08:39I mean, it's been over a year.
00:08:41It's been nine months.
00:08:42I'm close enough.
00:08:46Okay, so.
00:08:48Trampoline world.
00:08:50We'll have six 4x4 rebounders over there.
00:08:54And, uh, two 6x6 Olympics in the back there.
00:08:59Kids jumping everywhere.
00:09:013D dodgeball.
00:09:03Isn't it all dodgeball 3D?
00:09:05Um, 4D dodgeball.
00:09:08Do people really want to go trampolining?
00:09:10Oh, trampolining is one of the fastest growing sports in America.
00:09:14Funny, I guess I missed the trampoline Super Bowl last year.
00:09:20Sorry, that's in poor taste.
00:09:22Look, boys, I loved your daddy, all right?
00:09:24But he really never was very good at math, either.
00:09:28Look, what I'm trying to say is y'all's numbers don't add up.
00:09:31You see, what happens to the trampoline world
00:09:33if you don't make your nut the first two months?
00:09:35Hmm?
00:09:36You shut her down?
00:09:39Well, no, we just...
00:09:40No?
00:09:41So, how do you make payroll?
00:09:45How about you just come in for $10,000?
00:09:46$10,000.
00:09:47I could do that.
00:09:49What happens to my $10,000 if you don't sell the other shares?
00:09:55Got anything, Steve?
00:09:57No.
00:09:57I lose it.
00:09:59Just what I thought.
00:10:01I just don't get it.
00:10:03Sorry, I'm out.
00:10:08Why don't you jump in?
00:10:10Honestly?
00:10:12I don't get the plan myself.
00:10:14I should go on a vacation or something.
00:10:22In Costa Rica.
00:10:23Oh, beach would be nice.
00:10:26I mean, maybe right now is not the right time for trampoline world.
00:10:29I mean, it might be the right idea, just not the right time.
00:10:31Well, it has to be.
00:10:33Huh?
00:10:35I already put down a deposit.
00:10:38A deposit with what?
00:10:39I took a note out on the house.
00:10:50Okay, but you gotta be f***ing kidding me.
00:10:53Did you even read this thing?
00:10:55Celine.
00:10:56Dude, you lose a f***ing home.
00:10:58If not, a trampoline world succeeds.
00:11:03Trampoline, are you kidding me?
00:11:08Seriously, though.
00:11:08The female fruit bat?
00:11:10She nicks the males f***ing while they're having sex.
00:11:13How is that even possible?
00:11:14She bends.
00:11:16The female fruit bat is very bendy.
00:11:18Wouldn't that make it shorter?
00:11:20Apparently not for the fruit bat.
00:11:23Hello?
00:11:24Hey, it's me.
00:11:25It's Hank.
00:11:26Oh, hey, Hank.
00:11:27You missed my party, man.
00:11:29Yeah, sorry about that.
00:11:30Something came off.
00:11:31I want to do something.
00:11:33But I can't understand.
00:11:34I'm talking sex guaranteed, man.
00:11:36What's text guaranteed?
00:11:37Not text, sex.
00:11:39Oh, sex.
00:11:40I'm here with this amazing creature.
00:11:43She's called Zaid.
00:11:44She's amazing.
00:11:46Now, Zaid
00:11:47wants to have sex with you.
00:11:49Well, is she desperate?
00:11:54No, she's not desperate, okay?
00:11:56This is her job.
00:11:57I don't know how to sex with a hooker.
00:11:59She's not a prostitute, okay?
00:12:02She's, she's like a, an expert.
00:12:06Um, let's say a sexpert.
00:12:11She's just got a lot of sexpertise, you know what I mean?
00:12:15Well, I, I, that's nice of you, man, but, uh, that's not really my thing.
00:12:18Oh, come on, man.
00:12:20Relax.
00:12:20This is real intimacy.
00:12:24And frankly, it sounds like you need it.
00:12:28I don't, I don't understand what you mean.
00:12:30Think of her like a chef.
00:12:31Like, you know, a chef that comes to somebody's house, cooks him a meal, but just for you.
00:12:36And this chef makes a thousand dollars an hour.
00:12:39Thousand dollars?
00:12:40Just listen to me.
00:12:43This is fate calling, Kevin.
00:12:47Drop the hammer, get off the roof, and get your f*** to my party.
00:12:53Yo, Kev, what the hell is sex guaranteed, man?
00:12:56That guy Hank just called me and invited me over to have sex.
00:12:59Can you believe that?
00:13:01He's out of his mind I'm not having sex with a hooker.
00:13:03Hookers don't count.
00:13:06Everyone counts.
00:13:06Not hookers.
00:13:08It's not the same as another girl.
00:13:09They're a subset.
00:13:11So what's a thousand dollars about?
00:13:14Like I said, it's how much she costs.
00:13:15A day?
00:13:16I'm thinking an hour.
00:13:18Oh, you gotta do it.
00:13:19It'll be like f***ing professor of sex.
00:13:21She's gonna know more s*** than you ever even thought of.
00:13:24It's gonna be like, like, caving with like a minor.
00:13:28No, no, he's right.
00:13:29This could be good for you, Kevin.
00:13:31It's confronting your fears.
00:13:31This could break the curse.
00:13:34I'm not doing it.
00:13:35It's stupid.
00:13:36I'm not going.
00:13:36Oh, you're doing it.
00:13:38Man, dude might throw you some cash for you.
00:13:39You know, you're bouncing heads and whatnot.
00:13:42Yeah, I mean, I guess I could stop by and then I wouldn't have to have the sex, right?
00:13:46It's a rich guy getting f***ed up in a goddamn mansion.
00:13:49This is your investor.
00:13:51Come on, we're going right now.
00:13:53Did we just not get invited to the party?
00:13:58I'm just going to do some b***h.
00:14:00These are the rules of the egg fight.
00:14:09Open hand strikes only.
00:14:11There will be no fists allowed.
00:14:14Should the egg crack in your mouth, spit it out, stupid.
00:14:19Because you are the vanquisher.
00:14:21All right, come on.
00:14:24Come on.
00:14:35You have offended me.
00:14:43I think I'm going to start with the fastest growing stuff first and then move into our big vision for the place.
00:14:47Maybe you want to, you know, play along a little bit before you start asking for money.
00:14:51Look, if I grab the whole investment block here today, I mean, I could take Angie to the place.
00:14:56I could show her the lease.
00:14:57Forget about Angie.
00:14:58This is about money.
00:15:00If this guy wants to get you laid, then let him get you laid.
00:15:03You got to do whatever this guy wants so that he will give you the money.
00:15:06It's a logical investment.
00:15:14I know it is.
00:15:16Be a man.
00:15:24Give me a man.
00:15:25Hey, um, I was invited by the owner of the house.
00:15:35Oh, Jesus.
00:15:37Sorry.
00:15:37Um.
00:15:55Wait.
00:16:03Oh, sorry.
00:16:04Go, go, go, go.
00:16:21That's how you do it, that's how you do it, that's how you do it, get in!
00:16:46What do you say, Kevin? You made it, buddy! I thought you might not show!
00:16:55Drink? Yeah, sure. Take a seat.
00:16:58This is the guy? Kevin, I'd like to introduce you to Zade.
00:17:03Zade, this is Kevin.
00:17:10Hi, I'm Zade. So how's life, Kevin?
00:17:15Life's good.
00:17:26There you go, Kev. Try that.
00:17:29You know that business I was telling you about?
00:17:31Yeah, it's trampolini.
00:17:34Jumping. You got a business model for that? How do you monetize that?
00:17:38Yeah. Trampolini is one of the fastest growing sports in America. They have in schools now, it's huge in Asia.
00:17:45And how high do people get?
00:17:49Three footers average, but professionals get a bit higher. They got all kinds of stuff.
00:17:53Like what?
00:17:55Oh, there's Sky Slam basketball, foam pits, synchronized trampolini.
00:18:01Synchronized trampolini? Synchronized trampolini? That's great!
00:18:05Yeah, you just get two trampolines side by side with some athletes on one and the other.
00:18:10And they actually got their own medal section at the Olympics.
00:18:14There, now we're in the rhythm. See?
00:18:17This is great.
00:18:19Yeah, this is pretty good.
00:18:21Yes!
00:18:22If we can traffic, we expect $500, and with an entry fee of $12.20, it's gonna be a real earner.
00:18:29How many of these trampolines you got over here, boys?
00:18:32And how many people can actually synchronize at any one time?
00:18:36Oh, we're thinking of starting with, you know, 30, 30 trampolines.
00:18:40Ooh.
00:18:41Huh. I could actually take you guys there right now.
00:18:43No, no, no. Let's do, um, let's do, I'm gonna count to three and then we'll do, like, star jump.
00:18:48Okay.
00:18:49One, two, three.
00:18:52Hey!
00:18:53Oh, shit!
00:18:55Sorry.
00:18:56Let me tell you something, that is a terrible investment.
00:18:58Kids?
00:18:59They're unliable? Fickle?
00:19:02Think about the liability.
00:19:04What would happen to you?
00:19:05Carl, please.
00:19:06Come on, man.
00:19:07He's speaking about his dream.
00:19:09His passion.
00:19:10His passion.
00:19:12Right.
00:19:13I want you two to get to know each other.
00:19:16Have a little lower time.
00:19:17Okay?
00:19:18Citizens!
00:19:19Everybody!
00:19:20We're all moving to the tennis court right now.
00:19:22Tennis!
00:19:23Whoa.
00:19:24We'll come with you.
00:19:25No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:26Say it here.
00:19:27She's gonna make everything all right.
00:19:28Yeah, but...
00:19:30I want this to happen.
00:19:32Yeah.
00:19:33Wait a minute.
00:19:34How come she can't come with...
00:19:35Carl!
00:19:36The tennis court, man.
00:19:37Tennis court, man.
00:19:38Come on!
00:19:46Okay.
00:19:47Um...
00:19:48Hi again.
00:19:49Hi.
00:19:52You guys head to the game room.
00:19:54Grab the rackets.
00:19:55Meet you on the court, man.
00:19:57You got it.
00:19:58Hey!
00:19:59Where you going?
00:20:00Putting on my whites.
00:20:04I get really wet.
00:20:05Really quick.
00:20:08Tom, that's cool.
00:20:10What do you like?
00:20:12I'll do anything.
00:20:14Want me to be someone?
00:20:15Hmm?
00:20:17What do you want me to be?
00:20:18It's not that.
00:20:19You don't understand, okay?
00:20:24None of this was your fault.
00:20:27I was broken and useless before you left me.
00:20:32It's like I don't even know how regular people breathe anymore.
00:20:40And I love you and I want to thank you for being so patient with me for so long.
00:20:48Yah!
00:20:49Yah!
00:20:50Yah!
00:20:51Yah!
00:20:52Yah!
00:20:53There will be a lot from poking now!
00:20:56I will be stopping you!
00:20:57Oh, Yah!
00:20:59Yah!
00:21:00Yah!
00:21:02But I've learned now...
00:21:05That I'm not good enough for you, Karen.
00:21:09Never was.
00:21:14Not even good enough for this world anymore.
00:21:18But for once...
00:21:23For once I'm gonna do the right thing.
00:21:28Au revoir, Cherie.
00:21:32Au revoir.
00:21:35Look, you're so hot, okay?
00:21:37It's not you.
00:21:38It's me.
00:21:39What do you want?
00:21:41You wanna get weird?
00:21:42No, I don't wanna get weird.
00:21:43No, I don't wanna get weird.
00:21:48I want to f*** you.
00:21:51Okay, but...
00:21:52I'm getting paid to f*** you.
00:21:54If I don't f*** you, I look bad.
00:21:56And this is a new gig for me.
00:21:57So how about you just let me f*** you and we both go about our business.
00:22:02Look, obviously I want to, okay?
00:22:03You're beautiful.
00:22:05But I'm on a hiatus right now.
00:22:08There's this other girl, okay?
00:22:10Well, it's her hiatus, really.
00:22:12But I just...
00:22:13I'm not having sex right now, okay?
00:22:14I'm happy to lie for you.
00:22:16I'm a good salesman.
00:22:18Don't f*** you.
00:22:23You won't f*** me.
00:22:24Sorry, Hank.
00:22:27I will f*** her.
00:22:29I should go.
00:22:30It'll make you feel better.
00:22:32Kevin, please.
00:22:33I'm not gonna beg him.
00:22:34We were having fun before this asswipe showed up.
00:22:37I'm sorry.
00:22:38Go.
00:22:39You're not going!
00:22:40How's about that?
00:22:41Kevin here wants to win his lady back and thinks that celibacy is the way to go.
00:22:47Not always the way, no.
00:22:49Absolutely not.
00:22:50If you really want her back, the first thing you should do is f*** me.
00:22:54She makes a compelling argument, Kev.
00:22:56Why don't we just go somewhere quiet so we can at least talk?
00:23:05Look, if I told you the reason I don't want to do it, you'd understand.
00:23:09No one's judging here.
00:23:10It's a house rule.
00:23:11This is a no-judgment zone.
00:23:13Okay?
00:23:15It's personal.
00:23:16It's...
00:23:17I've got this problem.
00:23:19Is it a word?
00:23:21No, it's not that kind of thing.
00:23:22It's...
00:23:25It's like my d*** is cursed.
00:23:28What?
00:23:29The first time I f*** off, right?
00:23:32I'm in bed sick, home from school, and I'm watching TV, and the shuttle Columbia breaks apart on re-entry.
00:23:42You think you made the space shuttle explode?
00:23:46Indirectly.
00:23:47No, but that was an accident.
00:23:48You can't take that personally.
00:23:53First girl I had sex with almost died.
00:23:57Zay, please.
00:23:59I'm serious.
00:24:00We were 16, and we'd been dating for about a month.
00:24:04Well, the parents were out of town, so we had a little wine.
00:24:08And we're making noises, and she starts to scream, so I think I'm doing awesome.
00:24:13But then, she ruptured a cyst or something, and she has to have surgery.
00:24:20And for the next three days, we're in the hospital.
00:24:23She had them before she met you.
00:24:26You're missing the point.
00:24:29Nine months ago, I was engaged to the most wonderful girl in the world.
00:24:34We were at our joint bachelor and bachelorette party.
00:24:43Wait a minute.
00:24:53That's not you being cursed.
00:24:55That's you getting caught getting a blowjob off a stripper.
00:24:59Yeah, because I'm a horny asshole, and I just should have said no.
00:25:02Anyways, I tried to explain myself.
00:25:05Angie, she died in my hands!
00:25:08Angie!
00:25:09She moved out the next day.
00:25:11Because of my dick, I lost the one thing I ever truly cared about.
00:25:19I mean, that's the saddest story I've ever heard.
00:25:24You just got caught cheating. End of story.
00:25:27No, no.
00:25:29That's way too many things to happen to one guy.
00:25:31He lost his one true love.
00:25:34There's nothing worse than the whole world.
00:25:36He's just a narcissist.
00:25:39How am I a narcissist?
00:25:42You think the world revolves around your dick.
00:25:45I don't want it to, it just does.
00:25:47No. Shit happens.
00:25:49It's just life.
00:25:51Didn't you hear his story?
00:25:53This man is cursed.
00:25:55This is f***ing ridiculous.
00:25:57None of this is connected.
00:25:59Let's just have sex. Nothing bad is gonna happen.
00:26:00Are you serious right now?
00:26:02After everything I just told you, you still wanna have sex with me?
00:26:05Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
00:26:07And we don't have to have sex.
00:26:09I can just touch it.
00:26:11Just do it, Kev. Give it a try.
00:26:14See? Isn't that nice?
00:26:18Guys, Carl's in trouble. We need help. Come on.
00:26:20We need help. Come on.
00:26:21Shit.
00:26:23Ugh!
00:26:29Jesus.
00:26:31Yeah, it's your new little blue pills, baby.
00:26:34Look, there's something wrong here.
00:26:36I'm in pain!
00:26:37Carl, be honest with me.
00:26:39How many did you take?
00:26:41130 milligrams.
00:26:42God, man.
00:26:44You're not a rhinoceros.
00:26:45Get some ice, Kevin, now!
00:26:50Oh, my God!
00:26:56Breathe, breathe!
00:26:57I've got ice.
00:26:58Alright.
00:26:59What the hell is this?
00:27:02Ready?
00:27:07Okay.
00:27:08Alright, Carl. Listen, you got this.
00:27:10You can do this. I know you can, alright?
00:27:11It's like an itch. You just have to disassociate yourself from it.
00:27:15Trust him, Carl.
00:27:17Okay, look. I haven't had sex in nine months, okay?
00:27:19I know what I'm doing.
00:27:20Just listen to me.
00:27:21Right.
00:27:22So what you need to do is imagine you're Anne Frank.
00:27:25Police takes me to the hospital!
00:27:27Carl, what you've got is called priapism.
00:27:29No hospitals.
00:27:31I know a better place.
00:27:32See? Straight ahead.
00:27:34Whatever you say, boss.
00:27:42You ever notice how people are only really real when they're sick or they're dying?
00:27:47Or orgasmic.
00:27:49Bad things always come from sex.
00:27:50Oh, shut up.
00:27:52It's true. Without sex, there wouldn't be fighting, divorce, wars.
00:27:55What the f*** are you talking about?
00:27:57Without sex, there's also no release.
00:28:00No fun.
00:28:04Okay, bad things come from recreational sex.
00:28:06What's recreational sex to you?
00:28:08Careless sex.
00:28:09Sex that nobody put any thought into.
00:28:12Oh, my God.
00:28:13You are a freak.
00:28:15What's in this?
00:28:20IV therapy.
00:28:21They have my recipe on file.
00:28:24I'm serious.
00:28:26I'm not gonna let this guy's life be ruined.
00:28:28How are you gonna do that?
00:28:29That's nice, Hank, but there's nothing you can do.
00:28:32I need to just make my business a success and hope that Angie sees I've changed.
00:28:37Yes.
00:28:39That's it.
00:28:40You got it.
00:28:41You're gonna go to Angie's, you're gonna tell her that your trampoline thing he's got off the ground, and you're a new man.
00:28:46Yeah, but...
00:28:47You're a genius!
00:28:48But that's not true.
00:28:49It is true.
00:28:50You let me fix this, and I'll invest in trampoline world.
00:28:57What?
00:28:58I'll give you the money.
00:29:01You're... you're gonna give me the money?
00:29:04I'll give you the startup funds, yes.
00:29:06How much can it cost? 250, 300 grand?
00:29:09I need $60,000.
00:29:14You only need 60 grand to start a business in America?
00:29:18What a great country this is, huh?
00:29:21All right, I'm gonna get you the money.
00:29:22We're gonna go talk to her, tell her all about it.
00:29:24We're gonna clean this whole mess up today.
00:29:26But we can't go see her today.
00:29:28I mean, I need to make sure the business is up and running, and then...
00:29:31No.
00:29:32No.
00:29:33We're doing it today.
00:29:34We're doing it now.
00:29:35I'm not letting your one true love get away.
00:29:38We are going to her house right now.
00:29:41I'm not letting you make the same mistakes I've made.
00:29:44I'm gonna get this done if it's the last thing I do.
00:29:47Why are you being so nice to me, eh?
00:29:56Love is the most important thing in the world, man.
00:29:59It's what everything's about.
00:30:02Without love, you got nothing.
00:30:04Zero.
00:30:05Zero.
00:30:07I'm not letting you disappear, Kev.
00:30:09Come on.
00:30:14Really?
00:30:15Hello, darling.
00:30:16Can I borrow a pen, please?
00:30:17This is my only pen.
00:30:19I need it for my charts.
00:30:22I'm good for it.
00:30:23I cross my heart.
00:30:26Let me see that arm.
00:30:28Uh, 60, right?
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:30Okay.
00:30:32Let's make it 80.
00:30:33What's the date today?
00:30:34Uh, 31st.
00:30:3731st.
00:30:39Hey.
00:30:40Here we are.
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:43I don't...
00:30:44I don't know what to say.
00:30:46Just get the girl back.
00:30:47And we're all square.
00:30:49I'll see you outside.
00:30:56So how'd you get in this line of work?
00:30:57I like sex.
00:30:59I pretty much f*** everyone I go on a date with anyway, so...
00:31:04Thought I might as well get paid for it.
00:31:05Isn't it dangerous?
00:31:07No.
00:31:08What if you don't want to do it?
00:31:09I don't do it.
00:31:10Isn't it degrading?
00:31:11I mean...
00:31:12Here's the deal.
00:31:13Sandy's gonna stay with Carl.
00:31:14I've given her combat pay.
00:31:15She's gonna get him up and moving out.
00:31:19I feel fantastic.
00:31:20Okay.
00:31:21Pop the trunk.
00:31:22I'm gonna change.
00:31:23Thank you, Zade.
00:31:25Always gotta be prepared.
00:31:27Okay, so let's focus.
00:31:28Where do we find this Angie?
00:31:29Why can't I just show a better word?
00:31:30Why not?
00:31:31What'd she do?
00:31:32Well, she's a school teacher.
00:31:33Of course she is.
00:31:34God love teachers.
00:31:35What'd she teach?
00:31:36Reading?
00:31:37Math?
00:31:38P.E.
00:31:39She doesn't teach trampolining by any chance?
00:31:40No.
00:31:41I mean, she does, but that's not all she does.
00:31:43I mean, she...
00:31:44I love this.
00:31:45We're gonna go to the school.
00:31:46She'll be getting off soon.
00:31:47You're gonna tell her you're sorry in front of the kids.
00:31:48It'll be like in all those films.
00:31:49Then the kids are gonna be like
00:31:50how do we find this Angie?
00:31:51I'm watching this Angie.
00:31:52Why can't I just show her a better word?
00:31:53Why not?
00:31:54What'd she do?
00:31:55Well, she's a schoolteacher.
00:31:56Of course she is.
00:31:57God love teachers.
00:31:58What'd she teach?
00:31:59Reading?
00:32:00Math?
00:32:01PE?
00:32:02She doesn't teach trampolining by any chance.
00:32:03No.
00:32:04I mean she does, but that's not all she does.
00:32:05I mean she...
00:32:06I love this.
00:32:07We're gonna go to the school.
00:32:08She'll be getting off soon.
00:32:09sorry in front of the kids it'll be like in all those films then the kids will
00:32:14tell her to kiss you it'll be great I don't think we should go anywhere near
00:32:18her work do you want the 80 grand or not
00:32:24okay you're gonna go in there you're gonna tell you're a big success now and
00:32:41that you want her back and why is she gonna believe I'm some big success now
00:32:46because you've got my IOU yeah breathing on my homework it sure is okay then I'll
00:32:55take a photo I'll take a picture of your arm and it'll act as a legal note why
00:33:00don't you just write him a check okay what's your name Kevin McDonald m-a-c
00:33:09McDonald all right we're gonna wait for you here
00:33:16this is a bad idea I mean first of all it's not a bad idea okay and frankly
00:33:22personally I'm insulted with your negativity you've got to show this
00:33:27woman that you're invested in her man you got to do something dramatic that's
00:33:33romantic yeah but it's just not normal let me tell you something Kevin McDonald
00:33:40all grand passions are abnormal that's what makes them grand go get him kid here goes
00:33:53is this whole trampolining thing employed to get her back no you know
00:33:59she didn't leave you because of the blow job she did
00:34:06no no one ever leaves someone because of sex what are you talking about people leave each other all the time because of affairs they don't they leave because they don't love each other
00:34:13enough and that's why the affair happens
00:34:20well I love Angie always have not enough you wouldn't have gotten a blow job if you did
00:34:27here we go game time can I help you oh yeah we're here to see Angie Cooper and who are you I'm just a friend an old friend of hers and who are you two
00:34:34we're new friends we're new friends mm-hmm I remember the chair's being bigger does
00:34:50Yeah, we're here to see Angie Cooper and who are you? I'm just a friend an old friend of hers and who are you two?
00:34:58We're new friends. Mm-hmm. I remember the chairs being bigger. Does everyone say that?
00:35:05Miss Cooper isn't in today. Mm-hmm. She's ill. Oh god. What's wrong with her? Well, I can't divulge personal information
00:35:13I'd be happy to send her a message
00:35:15Great. Yeah, if you could just tell her that Kevin. No, no, that's fine. Oh, I'll call her
00:35:20It's
00:35:22Lame. Lovely school. Thank you
00:35:31Spread out
00:35:33She's sick, so she's vulnerable
00:35:36We need to put together a care package. It says I love you that says I'm gonna look after you forever
00:35:43I'll take aisles one and two Kevin three and four Zaid five and six
00:35:50How long have you known him?
00:35:53Nine hours give or take
00:36:01I think this is a good idea
00:36:03I mean wouldn't you think it was weird if your ex showed up at your house with a stranger and a cross
00:36:09Another lurr- another lady
00:36:11I
00:36:13Probably find that weird
00:36:15But that's also why I'd like it
00:36:17You'd like it
00:36:19Why not show the imagination maybe but angie's not like you how she different I?
00:36:25Don't know she just doesn't talk about sex all the time I
00:36:29I
00:36:31Get it. Holy shit. You're rude
00:36:36Not prude then why do you scram at any mention of anything sexual prudish
00:36:42Not prudish. I'm not prudish at all then prove it
00:36:46What are three words that when put together it get nasty?
00:36:50I'm not doing this
00:36:52Three words
00:36:53I'm not playing Zaid
00:36:56You are not very madly are you Kev?
00:37:01Smelly poop truck
00:37:02That's it three more
00:37:04Disgust me
00:37:08You know you're really smart
00:37:09I'm really pretty
00:37:12You don't have to be so aggressive
00:37:13Baggy Vag mouth
00:37:15Baggy Vag mouth
00:37:16Oh
00:37:17I'm really sorry I was just making a joke
00:37:20Well what was the joke?
00:37:24Excuse me?
00:37:25I didn't hear it. What was the joke?
00:37:30Knock knock
00:37:30Who's there?
00:37:31Isabelle
00:37:33Isabelle who?
00:37:34Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?
00:37:39Shit I'm sorry I even asked
00:37:43I thought it was funny
00:37:59You totally fell apart back there
00:38:01I did not
00:38:03Man you did
00:38:04Like a little girl
00:38:06And Vag isn't technically a word by the way
00:38:09Well you're not technically a businessman
00:38:11Yes I am
00:38:12No you're not
00:38:14Look at you
00:38:14You look like a guy who cleans a pool
00:38:17You?
00:38:18She's right
00:38:19We got to get you looking sharp
00:38:21Like Angie's idea of an entrepreneur
00:38:24Let's go shopping
00:38:25Come on
00:38:29Doing this for you Kev
00:38:30Come on
00:38:36Is it true what they say about guys with medium-sized feet?
00:38:41Zade pick out a pair if you want
00:38:44No thanks not really my style
00:38:46Should I have gotten Carl a suit?
00:38:48You know what?
00:38:49I haven't heard from Sandy
00:38:52All right so when she opens the door what should I say again?
00:38:57You're telling her that you've succeeded
00:38:59Okay you're gonna show her the check
00:39:01And that you're sorry
00:39:03That's
00:39:05That's too strange
00:39:06All right
00:39:09Tell her that without her
00:39:11You're nothing but a shadow
00:39:13Tell her that
00:39:15Your heart
00:39:17Is like a mauled hedgehog
00:39:20Smashed up against the blades of a lawnmower
00:39:23Here Zade keep trying Sandy will you
00:39:26Here let me check this out
00:39:28Hank you need a new phone
00:39:30Yeah I'd go down half a size Kev
00:39:32I mean it all depends on your choice of sock
00:39:34Yeah we'll go down half a size
00:39:36I agree
00:39:37Here
00:39:39What would you say?
00:39:40Seriously Zade
00:39:42Maybe don't talk about yourself so much
00:39:45Tell her that she's your miracle
00:39:47That without her your life means nothing
00:39:51Tell her that she's more beautiful than the full moon in Montana
00:39:55Or the poetry of Rumi or any other beautiful thing man or nature has yet made
00:40:02Tell her that she's a genius of einsteinian proportions
00:40:09And that she's sexy and does sexy well
00:40:13And that you really really really love her
00:40:17Well Zade that was really
00:40:26It was really good
00:40:27That's an handsome fit sir
00:40:30Great we'll take them
00:40:36Let's run for it
00:40:38Stop
00:40:39Wait
00:40:41Come on people
00:40:42Come on
00:40:48We got this
00:41:00It wasn't the clerk's fault.
00:41:27Those plastic tags are a nuisance.
00:41:30Well, the straight razor gives us a concealed weapon.
00:41:35I have a collection.
00:41:37That's an antique.
00:41:38That doesn't mean that you can carry.
00:41:40I sincerely apologize, officers.
00:41:42Look, you have to understand where we're coming from.
00:41:45You were running through a place of business with a weapon.
00:41:48It was all part of a romantic gesture.
00:41:50My friend here lost his true love.
00:41:53We're giving him a makeover.
00:41:55He's gonna win her back.
00:41:56Come on, guys.
00:41:57Officer, I'm not against romantic gestures, per se.
00:42:03It's true.
00:42:05He's not.
00:42:06Officer, it was a misunderstanding.
00:42:07Come on.
00:42:11I'm moved by your argument.
00:42:13So I'm gonna let you go with a warning.
00:42:16But we're gonna keep the razor.
00:42:18Thank you, officers.
00:42:19Give love, get love, sir.
00:42:21Can I give you a hug?
00:42:31Now that's unfortunate.
00:42:33I can't believe they couldn't look the other way.
00:42:49Drugs are drugs.
00:42:50They couldn't have looked the other way.
00:42:51You're such a f***ing prude.
00:42:54Where are we going?
00:42:55I need shoes.
00:42:57Hang out in the car.
00:42:58Where are we?
00:42:59Just wait in the car.
00:43:00I'll be back in a minute.
00:43:01Zade, is this your brothel?
00:43:06No one says brothel.
00:43:16Jesus, Zade, what the hell are you doing?
00:43:23Oh.
00:43:24Come on, Zade.
00:43:39Jesus, throw at it.
00:43:40Oh.
00:43:41Come on.
00:43:46Someone say Vallahi are you doing something.
00:43:47I'm sẽ to class with your bags at this time.
00:43:50Bye bye.
00:43:51Master Dennis.
00:44:04Oh.
00:44:05He'll be here.
00:44:05Well done.
00:44:06Sorry, never comes this.
00:44:07No problem.
00:44:07Oh-
00:44:08Oh.
00:44:08I don't know what he's doing.
00:44:09Where are you, Zade?
00:44:13May I help you?
00:44:15Oh, well...
00:44:19I'm here to see Zade.
00:44:21Zade?
00:44:23Yeah, Zade.
00:44:25I think she works.
00:44:27Yeah, Zade.
00:44:29I think she works.
00:44:31Yeah, Zade.
00:44:33Yeah, Zade.
00:44:35I think she works.
00:44:37Zade, I think she works here.
00:44:39Well, that's funny.
00:44:41Because it's just my family,
00:44:43as far as I know,
00:44:45and some might call that work.
00:44:47Sorry.
00:44:49Must be the wrong address.
00:44:51Kev?
00:44:53I told you to wait in the car.
00:44:55I'll be down in a minute.
00:44:59I think you should come in.
00:45:07Okay.
00:45:11Lemon juice, sugar, and water.
00:45:15Tell me if it needs anything else.
00:45:19And how exactly do you know Millie?
00:45:23Millie.
00:45:25Millicent, my daughter.
00:45:29Oh, um...
00:45:31We met through a mutual friend.
00:45:33Mutual friend?
00:45:35Uh, work friend, really.
00:45:37Kevin.
00:45:39Are you a rioter, too?
00:45:41No.
00:45:43Well, what is it exactly that you do?
00:45:45Um, in construction.
00:45:47Hmm.
00:45:49My daughter knows people in construction.
00:45:51Well, our mutual friend through party,
00:45:53and Millie was there.
00:45:55Was Monique there?
00:45:57No.
00:45:59Monique is a friend of Millie's.
00:46:01Great tits.
00:46:03I'm actually getting out of construction.
00:46:05Uh, gonna start my own business.
00:46:07Gonna call it Trampoline World.
00:46:09It's gonna be this amusement park
00:46:11in the warehouse district.
00:46:13We're gonna have Skyslam basketball,
00:46:15uh, foam pits.
00:46:17We actually have a lot of...
00:46:19Kevin, there's nothing wrong with construction.
00:46:21We should split.
00:46:23If you like, I could send you some literature.
00:46:25Trampolining is one of the fastest-growing sports in America.
00:46:29It actually just got featured in Delta's Sky Magazine.
00:46:32Our friend's been arrested.
00:46:34We should go.
00:46:35Arrested? For what?
00:46:36Drugs.
00:46:37Millie has such colorful friends.
00:46:40What's Monique doing these days?
00:46:42Okay, let's go.
00:46:44Thank you, Pat, for the lemon.
00:46:47Stop.
00:46:48Shut up.
00:46:51I didn't say anything.
00:46:53You were thinking it.
00:46:54Nope.
00:46:55I'm not a liar.
00:46:56I just don't feel the need to tell everyone everything.
00:46:59Okay.
00:47:01Don't judge me.
00:47:02I'm not.
00:47:05You have a beautiful home.
00:47:09It's really nice.
00:47:11You really shouldn't be doing this, you know?
00:47:18I mean, any guy with half a brain would call you back.
00:47:22You could have, like, a really great job.
00:47:24I have a job.
00:47:26Yeah, but it's...
00:47:28It's dirty.
00:47:30It's not like you need the money.
00:47:32You are judging me, asshole.
00:47:34The only reason you're going through with any of this
00:47:36is because of that check.
00:47:37Oh, and who is it that charges $1,000 an hour for their company?
00:47:41Parasites.
00:47:42Yeah, well, at least I'm not pretending to be something I'm not.
00:47:45Pretending to be some kind of hooker or something?
00:47:47It's rude to hookers.
00:47:48People don't work at McDonald's because they like it.
00:47:51It's a job.
00:47:52You're slumming it and it's bullshit.
00:47:54I'm going to get Hank driving him home
00:47:56and then this whole shit is over.
00:48:03Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.
00:48:08Let's try that one more time.
00:48:09Okay.
00:48:10Okay, one, two, three, four.
00:48:12Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.
00:48:17We're good at this, man.
00:48:18We should take this on the road.
00:48:19You and me.
00:48:24Hey, isn't there something we could do to expedite this?
00:48:29And who might you be?
00:48:32Um, I was hired by Hank.
00:48:38Lawyer?
00:48:39No, personal advisor.
00:48:42Well, you need a law degree to be a personal advisor in here.
00:48:45Why don't you take a seat and the judge will see him in an hour or so.
00:48:49Keep smiling.
00:48:54No physical body contact beyond initial and departing embrace
00:48:59will be tolerated and will result in termination of the visit.
00:49:07Home and service to the special housing unit
00:49:09must be appropriately attired.
00:49:11You like barbecue?
00:49:13Might as well talk since we're stuck here.
00:49:15Her name's Sunny.
00:49:17I'm Zate.
00:49:19Hey, man.
00:49:20Why don't you just give her a break, okay?
00:49:22She's had a tough day.
00:49:24Zade, why not come sit here?
00:49:27I'm fine.
00:49:29She's fine.
00:49:32So, I got this sauce called smoking not broken.
00:49:38Hey, don't.
00:49:39Don't do that.
00:49:40Don't touch your leg.
00:49:41It's not okay to touch people you don't know.
00:49:43Occasional hand holding is acceptable.
00:49:45Oh, whatever.
00:49:46I didn't even know y'all was together.
00:49:48You don't have to be together to care about each other.
00:49:53I'm waiting in the car.
00:49:58It's not okay to touch people you don't know.
00:50:08So, what kind of stuff do you write?
00:50:11Stories.
00:50:13Short ones, mostly.
00:50:16I'm writing one now about this woman who's having an affair with this guy
00:50:21and then finds out that she's only one of many.
00:50:24It's called the other, other woman.
00:50:29I think you'd be a good writer.
00:50:33You do?
00:50:34Sure.
00:50:35Why?
00:50:36Because you take chances.
00:50:37You say things other people won't.
00:50:39You're different.
00:50:40You should feel good about who you are.
00:50:46It's the death of romance.
00:50:49We're living through the murder of romance.
00:50:52Get me?
00:50:53I get you.
00:50:54Yeah.
00:50:55When you're in love, people do things they normally wouldn't.
00:50:59I was sitting there imagining the rest of our lives together.
00:51:02We get a villa in Italy.
00:51:04She makes the lunch.
00:51:07I till the land.
00:51:09Our kids are running through the sunflower field.
00:51:14That's beautiful.
00:51:16Yeah.
00:51:21There'll be trampolines everywhere.
00:51:23People bounces around.
00:51:24Just good, clean American fun, you know?
00:51:27You're a very strange person, Kevin McDonald.
00:51:32There's gonna be a juice bar over there.
00:51:35A juice bar is not sexy.
00:51:37It's not meant to be sexy.
00:51:38Well, then people aren't gonna come.
00:51:41What are you calling it?
00:51:44Trampoline world.
00:51:47No, you're not calling it that.
00:51:49Alright, what would you call it?
00:51:51Call it tramps.
00:51:52I like it.
00:51:53Get one of those fake fluorescent signs.
00:51:56Maybe a bouncing stiletto, slowly filling up with champagne.
00:52:01Nice.
00:52:02You know?
00:52:03And light bulbs for bubbles.
00:52:04You see, you are a good writer.
00:52:06No, I'm not.
00:52:07I just write stuff that happens to me.
00:52:10So you're the other, other woman?
00:52:17Don't look at me with sad dog eyes.
00:52:20I knew what I was doing.
00:52:23I bet it's real interesting.
00:52:26How would you know?
00:52:28Oh, right, because roofers don't read.
00:52:31You're rude and angry and really, really spoiled.
00:52:39But you're not sad.
00:52:44And you're narcissistic and indulgent.
00:52:51But you're not stupid.
00:52:59What is that?
00:53:01Harmonica.
00:53:04It was so small.
00:53:07Does it play?
00:53:08Yeah, it does.
00:53:12Wow.
00:53:16We should probably go get Hank.
00:53:19Okay.
00:53:25Anybody got the time over there?
00:53:28Working out there?
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:32So, what's a prolapse?
00:53:34It's when either your anus or your vagina are pushed inside out of your body.
00:53:48That's a good word.
00:53:49Sorry.
00:53:50Sorry.
00:53:51I've never had any kids.
00:53:52I've never had any kids.
00:53:53I've never had any kids.
00:53:54It's when either your anus or your vagina are pushed inside out of your body.
00:53:58I've never had any kids.
00:53:59I've never had any kids.
00:54:00I've never had any kids.
00:54:01I've never had any kids.
00:54:02I've never had any kids.
00:54:03I've never had any kids.
00:54:04If you've never had any kids.
00:54:05I've never had any kids.
00:54:10I always wanted them.
00:54:11how come?
00:54:12Oh, she wanted a way theige.
00:54:13You know, dumb am I?
00:54:14I've never had any kids.
00:54:21I always wanted them, though.
00:54:23How come?
00:54:24She wanted to wait.
00:54:26How dumb am I, huh?
00:54:28You know, I was never once unfaithful to her.
00:54:30Not once.
00:54:32I loved her wholly, unabashedly from the first day I met her.
00:54:40She was my everything.
00:54:43She finds someone else?
00:54:45Yeah.
00:54:46Oh, yeah.
00:54:47She said I was an emotional cripple.
00:54:50That she couldn't remember what she loved about me in the first place.
00:54:53People make out like women are the romantics, but it's not true.
00:54:57We're the knights, the last of the noble breed.
00:55:01I'm gonna die today.
00:55:06Who's after you?
00:55:09No one.
00:55:09Well, you let me know if somebody's after you, because I got a guy for that.
00:55:19Landry!
00:55:19Well, looks like I'm sprung, kid.
00:55:25Good luck to you.
00:55:26Keep it in your pants.
00:55:31Thank you, sir.
00:55:33Mes amis.
00:55:34Superb!
00:55:34The happy band are back together.
00:55:38Was it terrible in jail?
00:55:40Oh, it was okay.
00:55:41I met a nice kid.
00:55:42Oh, yeah?
00:55:43What was he in for?
00:55:45He masturbated on some girl on a bus.
00:55:48Jesus.
00:55:49Hank, I carried away.
00:55:51I'd rather someone put cum on me than a booger.
00:55:54What?
00:55:55It's sterile.
00:55:56It's straight from the testes.
00:55:57Booger's a waste.
00:55:59I bet you think a blowjob is fine, but you wouldn't blow your nose in a girl's mouth.
00:56:03Enough.
00:56:04Let's go find this Annie.
00:56:06Let's just go home, Hank.
00:56:08I think we're done for today.
00:56:09No, no way.
00:56:09I'm not giving up now.
00:56:10Hank, I really don't mind.
00:56:12Well, I do mind.
00:56:13I just wasted half my day in jail.
00:56:15I'm finding Annie.
00:56:17Angie.
00:56:17It doesn't matter what her name is.
00:56:19I'm finding her.
00:56:20We could just take, like, a small break.
00:56:22No.
00:56:23Look, something's got to work here, okay?
00:56:26I mean, love, it has to mean something.
00:56:29I need to know that in this world, it's not just pure, disappointing shit.
00:56:34And I don't care what you two do, but I'm going to Annie's.
00:56:37I got a plan.
00:56:42Anderle.
00:56:45Just up here on the left.
00:56:55Maybe we should just ring the doorbell.
00:56:57He said she won't talk to you.
00:56:59So what are we doing here?
00:57:00Waiting.
00:57:02For what?
00:57:03For someone to let us in.
00:57:05Burglars don't have balloons.
00:57:09I got to piss.
00:57:10Hold on to these, will you?
00:57:12What?
00:57:13This is a bad idea.
00:57:17Why?
00:57:18You don't even like her.
00:57:19You're just caught up in the obsession.
00:57:23You think you're in love, but it's just this stab of rejection.
00:57:29Do you want to be with her?
00:57:31Really, with her?
00:57:32I'm going in.
00:57:44Why?
00:57:45What's so great about her?
00:57:49You don't have anything to say?
00:57:50Well, good luck with that.
00:58:01See?
00:58:01Magic.
00:58:03Well, hello there.
00:58:04How are you?
00:58:05Oh, is it my birthday?
00:58:06It is.
00:58:06Happy birthday, darling.
00:58:08Hey, I don't think I want the balloons.
00:58:11Losing them.
00:58:12Come on.
00:58:13Is that it?
00:58:18I'm going knockdown.
00:58:20You got this.
00:58:23Be firm.
00:58:25Be aggressive, Kev.
00:58:32Angie.
00:58:32Oh.
00:58:35What are you doing here?
00:58:36Okay, listen.
00:58:38I've come to tell you that I think that you're like sunsets in Montana.
00:58:43Oh, God.
00:58:43Kevin.
00:58:44No, just hear me out, okay?
00:58:46Who is that?
00:58:47I'm no one proud of you.
00:58:54You're like the poetry of Rummy, and you have Einsteinian proportions, and I like spending
00:59:00time with you, and I treasure you.
00:59:03Hey, Angie, five-letter word starts with an L. Insect Steve.
00:59:08Sounds like Steve.
00:59:13Seven.
00:59:17What are you doing here, Steve?
00:59:25Crossword?
00:59:26What are you doing here, Steve?
00:59:27What are you doing here?
00:59:29What are you doing here, Steve?
00:59:30She called me, and she needs some help with her track lightings.
00:59:32Just tell him.
00:59:34Listen.
00:59:35It just happened, Kev.
00:59:37You're sleeping with her?
00:59:38Just a misunderstanding.
00:59:40Yeah, he is.
00:59:42We're in love.
00:59:44Oh, you're in love with her?
00:59:45No.
00:59:47We made some bad decisions, and...
00:59:49Why didn't you tell me?
00:59:50We didn't want to hurt you.
00:59:53You said she wasn't good enough for me.
00:59:58And you're right.
01:00:01You're right.
01:00:02And you.
01:00:04I didn't mean all that shit about Montana, okay?
01:00:06Someone told me to say that.
01:00:08And I got a blowjob from that stripper because I didn't love you enough.
01:00:12I got a blowjob.
01:00:21I got a blowjob.
01:00:21Give me the keys.
01:00:32Bro, I'm so sorry.
01:00:34Listen, I'm going to find you the money for trampoline road, all right?
01:00:37I think it's a...
01:00:38Just give me the keys.
01:00:43Here.
01:00:44You can never be a part of trampoline road.
01:00:51Hello.
01:01:03Bet you didn't think you'd hear from me today.
01:01:06I'm sorry.
01:01:07I don't know what to say.
01:01:08I just...
01:01:09I miss you.
01:01:10And I want you to know that you were right about me being in a wheelchair emotionally.
01:01:21I've learned now that I wasn't good enough for you, Karen.
01:01:27And I'm not even good enough for this world anymore.
01:01:32Don't go into the red room, okay?
01:01:35I keep all my records in the bureau so you can have everything that you want.
01:01:39Take anything, leave what you don't want.
01:01:48Uh, Hank's phone?
01:01:49Hi, it's me.
01:01:50I am a giant asshole.
01:01:53All right, I made a huge mistake and I'd like to take it all back.
01:01:57Is Hank with you?
01:01:58I realize now that you are more interesting than anything in Montana.
01:02:03And than any movie or any poetry written at...
01:02:05Just shut up.
01:02:06Where's Hank?
01:02:08What?
01:02:09Something's wrong with Hank.
01:02:10What's wrong with Hank?
01:02:12You have to find him, Kevin.
01:02:13He's going to kill himself.
01:02:15What?
01:02:16I found a video on his phone.
01:02:17He's going to do it now, today.
01:02:19No, that doesn't make any sense.
01:02:21He was happy when we left.
01:02:22He thinks Angie and I got back together.
01:02:24That's worse.
01:02:25That's what he wanted.
01:02:26Go to the red room.
01:02:27He said not to go into the red room.
01:02:28Hank!
01:02:36Hank!
01:02:45Hank!
01:02:46Hank!
01:02:48Oh, my God.
01:02:48Hank!
01:02:50Ah!
01:02:50Ah!
01:02:51Ah!
01:02:52Ah!
01:02:52Where is Hank?
01:02:55Carl, he might hurt himself, okay?
01:02:56I need to know where Hank is.
01:02:58He's taking a nap.
01:02:59Just like everybody else!
01:03:01Just tell me where he is!
01:03:03Wait a minute.
01:03:03Wait a minute.
01:03:04Shut up!
01:03:06What day is it?
01:03:09Frightened.
01:03:10Oh, no, no, no.
01:03:12Oh, no.
01:03:13Oh, God.
01:03:13Oh, God.
01:03:13That can't be good.
01:03:17Carl, where's Hank?
01:03:18I told you, mother-f*****g!
01:03:22He's taking a nap!
01:03:28Hank!
01:03:29Hank!
01:03:31Hank!
01:03:32Hank!
01:03:42Hank!
01:03:43Are you out there?
01:03:44I'm fine.
01:03:50Wanted to get a little air, is all.
01:03:54I'm coming out!
01:03:57It's a long way down, buddy.
01:04:01Hank, I'm a f*****g roofer.
01:04:03Good point.
01:04:06Just...
01:04:07want to talk.
01:04:09Okay.
01:04:14It's been, uh, frantic last few days, Kevin.
01:04:21I'm not gonna kill myself, if that's what you're thinking.
01:04:25That's good.
01:04:26I just, uh...
01:04:27I wanted to hang out for a while.
01:04:31You did invite me to this party, remember?
01:04:37How'd it go with Angie?
01:04:41She was having sex with my brother.
01:04:42What?
01:04:46That's basically it.
01:04:48Jesus.
01:04:50God, I am a waste of space, huh?
01:04:55And this.
01:04:57This pen.
01:04:57Remember that?
01:04:58I stole it from that nice nurse.
01:05:00I mean, I am a f*****g asshole.
01:05:03That's not true.
01:05:04It is true.
01:05:05I'm a dark hole.
01:05:06I don't make anyone feel good.
01:05:09Hank, you probably just need some sleep.
01:05:10Why don't you just come back inside?
01:05:16Kevin.
01:05:19You're a good guy.
01:05:22You are.
01:05:23But we're not even really friends.
01:05:26And how sad is that?
01:05:28Look who's at my party, for example.
01:05:31Got a bunch of guys I've barely met.
01:05:34Girls that I've paid for.
01:05:35And Carl.
01:05:37Carl, for Christ's sakes.
01:05:38I didn't want this.
01:05:46Just wanted to go out quietly.
01:05:48Have something good happen.
01:05:50Before I left.
01:05:54Something good is happening.
01:05:56What the f*****g are you doing up there?
01:05:58Zay!
01:05:59You want to have sex with me?
01:06:04Get the f*****g out from there!
01:06:07I should let you know that I'm not hung up on Angie anymore.
01:06:12I think I might love Millicent.
01:06:17Why?
01:06:19She's funny.
01:06:21Smart.
01:06:23Brave.
01:06:25You're beautiful.
01:06:29You're really beautiful.
01:06:30Even when you're being disgusting.
01:06:35You're an idiot.
01:06:37I know.
01:06:38I'd still really like to have sex with you, though.
01:06:41Not gonna happen.
01:06:44Damn it, Zay.
01:06:45Stop being such a f*****g prune.
01:06:54Okay.
01:06:56See?
01:06:58Just come back inside so Zay and I can have sexual intercourse.
01:07:03You're just saying that to make me feel better.
01:07:05Well, if you don't come back inside and you jump, Zay and I definitely won't have sex.
01:07:17How about it?
01:07:19He jumps?
01:07:21You still gonna do me?
01:07:23Definitely not.
01:07:28All right.
01:07:29Enough of this s*****, huh?
01:07:32I don't want to drink anyway.
01:07:33This beer is flattened.
01:07:35Wait.
01:07:37Hold on.
01:07:39Hey!
01:07:39Hey!
01:07:43Ah!
01:07:45Hold me up, you son of a f*****!
01:07:47Hold on!
01:07:48Hold on!
01:07:50Come on, come on, come on!
01:08:05Is he asleep?
01:08:16I think so.
01:08:31There's clean sheets in the walk-in closet.
01:08:33Swiss cotton.
01:08:53Are you sure you want me to do this?
01:08:56Oh, okay.
01:09:03We broke the curse.
01:09:08So can I call you?
01:09:11Why do you need to call me?
01:09:14So we can see each other, Kim.
01:09:17It'll cost you.
01:09:21How much has the day passed at Tramps again?
01:09:22Nothing bad happened.
01:09:30No.
01:09:35I think you should get there.
01:09:38Okay.
01:09:40If it's a stripper, don't let her in.
01:09:42Okay.
01:09:42Holy shit.
01:09:49God, you okay?
01:09:51I'm okay.
01:09:52I'm okay.
01:09:53I'm okay.
01:09:54Okay.
01:09:55Okay.
01:09:55Okay.
01:09:56I'm okay.
01:09:58I'm not cursed.
01:09:59I'm not cursed.
01:10:00I'm not cursed.
01:10:01Ah.
01:10:05Hello.
01:10:07I pressed the bell.
01:10:08Yes, right.
01:10:21You did press the bell.
01:10:24How you doing, buddy?
01:10:26Good.
01:10:26Good.
01:10:27Kev?
01:10:28Always a pleasure.
01:10:30God bless.
01:10:31Ready to go to aquarium?
01:10:31Yes, Dad.
01:10:32Okay.
01:10:33Let's do it.
01:10:34Hi, honey.
01:10:35How are you?
01:10:36Oh, that was a good party.
01:10:41That guy's married?
01:10:42Happily.
01:10:44It's classic romance.
01:10:54You look like the guy who cleans the pool.
01:10:58Are you okay up on those heels?
01:11:06I hate lines.
01:11:10Girls never have trouble at the door.
01:11:13Maybe you can help me get in.
01:11:16Parasite.
01:11:17Tourist.
01:11:18group of people.
01:11:27Yeah, okay.
01:11:42Bye.
01:11:42Bye.
01:11:43Bye.
01:11:43I'm having sex
01:12:13Guaranteed
01:12:16My better self I just won't need
01:12:23I'll pack my bags with jumbo rubbers
01:12:30I'll meet the boys
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