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Hungover Jill finds a dead stranger in her bed. Her morning gets worse: a bound man in her closet, unconscious roommate, | dG1fM0NqQTFOYTRrVEE
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00:00Lift the sheet.
00:03Ew, no, you do it.
00:05I don't want to.
00:06Yeah, what bummer.
00:08I'm not lifting the sheet.
00:09Lift the sheet!
00:22Oh, ew, ew, ew, ew!
00:26Holy shit, dude.
00:28Oh, it's bad!
00:30It's really bad!
00:32Wow.
00:33You're dangerous.
00:34No, I'm not!
00:35I'm really nice!
00:37Nice in that Aline Wuornos kind of way.
00:40Oh, my God.
00:46Look at that!
00:48You did keep knives under your pillow.
00:50Well, this is my good kitchen knife.
00:53At least you used your good one.
00:54But how did it get up here?
00:56You brought it up here.
00:57Why would I bring my kitchen knife up here?
01:00To stab a guy.
01:03Can I say something?
01:05I'm surprised I made out with him.
01:08You remember making out with him?
01:09I really don't.
01:11I really don't.
01:12I remember making out with somebody, but not him.
01:15I feel like I would recognize him.
01:16It might be kind of hard with all the knife foams.
01:22There's just something about him.
01:24He's not really my type.
01:27Yeah, standards get loose when you're drunk.
01:29I don't know.
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