00:00Billy!
00:05What?
00:07Let's go!
00:09When a door opens on a plane, you get out!
00:13Billy Dawn is new in town.
00:15This is Senator and Mrs. Hedges.
00:17Senator, good to see you.
00:18Yeah, good to see you.
00:19Hi, how are you?
00:20How are you doing?
00:21Billy, this is Senator Hedges.
00:22Yeah, that's what he said.
00:23She's a woman of obvious assets.
00:26What is our responsibility now that the Eastern Bloc has collapsed?
00:29Well, when the Bloc collapsed, were people hurt or was it just property damage?
00:34And one small liability.
00:36Every time she opens her mouth, she says something stupid.
00:39Yeah, that's gonna make her stand out in Washington.
00:41Did you know that Elvis had over 40 TVs?
00:44Couldn't we smarten her up a little bit?
00:46Since when have you been interested in my brain?
00:48Since he started exposing it to the public.
00:50It's not easy to make a person over-haring.
00:52It may be impossible.
00:56Do you mind?
00:58I don't want some stuffy old tutor.
01:01This is Paul Verall.
01:03So, how are you gonna smarten me up?
01:07We aren't gonna do it.
01:08You're gonna do it.
01:09Did you see I've got a lot to learn?
01:12Still trying to read this book?
01:14I don't think I'm trying not to learn.
01:17This whole thing is making me feel dumber, not smarter.
01:20Come on, teach me tonight.
01:25If you learn these eight sentences, you'll be a hit at every party.
01:29Are you kidding me?
01:30It's working backwards.
01:31Instead of making her smart, she's making you stupid.
01:33Now, the woman no one ever listened to.
01:36Seems to me by signing these, it makes me some kind of a partner.
01:40A silent partner?
01:42Is finding out she has a lot to say.
01:45Some people are always giving it and some are always taking it.
01:48And I'm switching categories.
01:49Oh, my God.
01:50Both the senators are wrong.
01:52Billy's right.
01:53These papers don't give him control over you.
01:56What?
01:57It gives you control over him.
01:59What?
02:00You do what I'm telling you.
02:01Isn't she terrific?
02:03Hell, I'm not gonna.
02:05Melanie Griffith.
02:07John Goodman.
02:08Don Johnson.
02:10Born Yesterday.
02:15Am I in the room?
02:16Hello?
02:18Am I in the room?
02:19Directed by Louise Mandoki.
02:23By the way, by the way, by the way.
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