00:00Hello, hello.
00:01A lot has happened since you were gone.
00:04I decided to bring in a professional therapy horse,
00:07but there has been an unanticipated downside.
00:11How dare you.
00:11Matt, we got another Code Brown.
00:15We are on our way to St. Dennis 2.0.
00:18Ian and you play a lot of roles when you're a boss.
00:20Sometimes you're a teacher, and sometimes you're just a friend.
00:22You're my captive.
00:23Guess I'll have to lick my way out.
00:25What?
00:27Talking smack about each other is like 95% of what we do here.
00:30I'm having ChatGPT write me some Yo Mama jokes.
00:33Keith, Yo Mama's so fat.
00:34My mom passed away in July.
00:37Yo Mama was so fat.
00:41The people here are complicated and needy, and I love them.
00:45I'm going to teach you all how to defend yourselves.
00:47Put your keys in between your knuckles.
00:49Boom, keys to the groin.
00:51I just have a key fob.
00:52If your attacker's a female, a fob to the cooch is no vocation either.
00:57Bye.
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