- 3 months ago
Watch an unforgettable first time playing CS:GO thatโs full of surprises and epic moments! Whether you're a seasoned gamer or new to Tactical FPS, this short clip captures the excitement and challenges of CS:GO like never before.
Can you guess how our newbie handles the pressure in this epic shooter? Dive in and see if they make it through the chaos!
Donโt forget to like, comment your favorite moment, and subscribe for more awesome gaming content. Ready to join the action? Letโs go!
Can you guess how our newbie handles the pressure in this epic shooter? Dive in and see if they make it through the chaos!
Donโt forget to like, comment your favorite moment, and subscribe for more awesome gaming content. Ready to join the action? Letโs go!
Category
๐
NewsTranscript
00:01Hello anyone in the match where is the kid here yet is uh, where's Ainsley?
00:04I don't know where you're there is Ainsley.
00:06Can you guys hear my microphone working?
00:08Yes, we can. It sounds great.
00:10Hello, can you hear me? Is anyone there?
00:13Yes, loud and clear Ainsley, we can hear you.
00:14Can someone hear me?
00:15Yes, everyone can hear you Ainsley.
00:17Ainsley, Ainsley, we can hear you Ainsley.
00:19Okay. Hello?
00:21Yes, hello.
00:22What's your name?
00:22Yes, we're-
00:23What is your guys name?
00:24Is it really your first time playing?
00:26Yeah, it is.
00:26Yeah man, it's the first time.
00:28We're just trying to, you know, make sure that, you know, Ainsley here has-
00:32has a good game and he learns how to play and-
00:34He got me!
00:43What do we buy with money now?
00:44No, do not buy anything Ainsley, okay?
00:46It's important that you save all your money- AINSLEY!
00:48I like to buy this gun!
00:50I know you do, alright?
00:51That's part of the problem.
00:52That's why we're losing.
00:53We are losing?
00:54Yeah, yes Ainsley, we haven't won a single round yet.
00:56How come we don't- don't get to, uh, defuse the nuke?
01:01Because we're fucking shit, okay?
01:02That's why.
01:05They are very scared of me.
01:07I'm sure they are Ainsley.
01:10Look, this is the answer to when you say, do you want to buy?
01:14Okay, that's- that's real cute Ainsley.
01:17One apps, bomb apps!
01:18Yeah, the bomb's over here in apartments Ainsley.
01:19I will come to get the guy.
01:21Okay.
01:22I see him, and he does not see me.
01:25I'm the sneaky man.
01:27Okay.
01:30Oh, Ainsley!
01:31You shouldn't risk that kind of thing Ainsley.
01:33I need you to help me out here.
01:34How do I help you?
01:36Okay, just- you can help me by shutting the fuck up for a second, okay?
01:39There we go.
01:40Oh, the best!
01:41Yeah, that's me.
01:42I'm the best.
01:43That's why I'm teaching you.
01:44This guy is Donald the best player, guys.
01:46All right, that's the first round of the board in Ainsley.
01:51This is the start of something new, a new chapter, all right?
01:53We're going to win them.
01:53We're going to win them all, man.
01:54We're going to win them.
01:56That's right.
01:57I'm going to win them.
01:58That's right.
02:00Come with me, and we win them.
02:03Okay, there's a guy with a scout at middle on the stairs.
02:07I am coming very fast down here.
02:09All right.
02:09Come with me!
02:11Come with me, everyone!
02:12Nice job!
02:14Oh, he got me!
02:15Ainsley, Ainsley, switch the Eagles.
02:17How do I do that?
02:18Come, come over here.
02:19You press G.
02:21G?
02:25Ainsley, that's not how you treat your teammates, all right?
02:28What do you say?
02:31Uh, thank you for teaching me how to play CSGO.
02:41Okay, that's good enough.
02:42Yeah?
02:42Good job, Ainsley.
02:43Yeah, nice.
02:44I got one of the guys at Banana.
02:45Is there another guy?
02:46No, they are at the other side.
02:49Okay, copy that, Big Chief.
02:50I'm going over.
02:51You hear that guy say he called me Big Chief?
02:56Yeah, I don't know who's streaming.
02:57Oh, look, this guy needed me team Twitch TV, Tam Tam.
03:00Tam Tam.
03:02That's right, Ainsley.
03:03Tam Tam.
03:04Is that a man or a woman?
03:06I don't know.
03:06I want to get your hopes up, Ainsley.
03:09Yes, hopefully it is a man.
03:11Okay.
03:12If I clutch this, Donald, you have to add me in your friends list.
03:15Okay, fine.
03:16You know what?
03:16If you do it, then I will.
03:17But if you don't clutch it, you have to suck Ainsley's dick for one month.
03:20One month straight, non-stop.
03:24Yeah.
03:26Oh, yes.
03:27Yes.
03:28Yes.
03:29Jesus Christ.
03:30Yes.
03:31Am I the only one who thoroughly enjoys whenever Swagger Souls does a voice that isn't his normal voice?
03:36Do a Japanese schoolgirl.
03:41What the hell?
03:45I'm I kawaii.
03:49There's your eye.
03:50Remember, everyone, it's not racist if you're a YouTuber.
03:54In Prime, at least half of all globals are cheaters at any given point.
03:57Don't say that.
03:58I'm sure you're just bad.
04:01Wow, you call that a global elite spray?
04:03Wow.
04:04What the fuck?
04:05You want to see a global elite spray?
04:08I like the smile!
04:10Professional children.
04:12That's what we are.
04:12Cuckoo hasn't been recognized all day.
04:14He needs an ego boost.
04:15Everyone cheer him on.
04:16Yeah, nice joke.
04:17Hey, is that the real Kugo the Mighty?
04:20Oh god.
04:20Oh my god.
04:21Oh my god.
04:22It's really Kugo.
04:23It's the real Kugo.
04:24You're my favorite YouTuber.
04:25Can you saw my profile please?
04:26Oh, Jub just said, I love Kugo.
04:28Aw.
04:29There you go.
04:29There you go.
04:30We'll make one of those hip anime faces the kids love so much.
04:33Kawaii.
04:36You're an upper tunnel.
04:38I like how we're just giving like three B one mid and then just Kugo getting
04:42fucked constantly at long.
04:43That's a great, great setup.
04:44Be careful mid, you watch mid Swagasols.
04:46Why do I always have to do the dirt?
04:48I'm gonna flash once, pussy.
04:49You sound like a robot.
04:50Hey, Optimus Prime here.
04:52You sound like Optimus Prime, but a really shitty version of Optimus Prime.
04:55Hey, Chinese knocked you off of Optimus Prime here.
04:58It's okay, I can join you if you don't want to feel alone, Swagas.
05:02That's all right, I can make my voice sound fucky too if you want.
05:04The fuck?
05:05All right, all right.
05:07Wait, we're gonna do like, you're gonna do all your radio cool outs like that.
05:11Come on, just take the one, uh, officer down, officer shot's fired.
05:14We're gonna make it around on the other side, over.
05:1610-4, Roger.
05:1710-4, 10-4, gonna be going on over to Kentwalk, 10-4.
05:19Roger, copy that, Swagas.
05:20You've made me move your way in.
05:21We got an SMG.
05:22You can make it close, Mason Thomas Poole, over.
05:24Um, this is Headquarters.
05:26We're gonna have you stop using the funny voices.
05:28What the fuck?
05:29We're gonna have voices, uh, rerouting into other voices.
05:33Is that Cougar?
05:34Just a future note to myself editing this.
05:36I'm so sorry.
05:36God, I'm, I'm sorry, dude.
05:38I had to put you through this.
05:40What is Mexico?
05:40All right.
05:41Here, Angely, come over here.
05:42Mexico?
05:43No.
05:43Did you say he's from Mexico?
05:45No, he, he said, Mexico is a call out on the game.
05:48It's, he was hiding there.
05:49That would have been a very long trip to find him if he was in Mexico.
05:53That's right, yeah.
05:54That's right, Angely.
05:55You go ahead, Angely.
05:56I threw down a smoke.
05:57You're, you're fine.
05:57You're covered.
06:00You did not save me.
06:02It's hard to save you when, you know, you're just out there.
06:06You're a target.
06:07I'm retarded.
06:08No, you're a target, Angely.
06:10I get called retarded a lot.
06:12I can imagine that, yeah.
06:13That must suck.
06:14Yes.
06:15Do you have a wife or a family back home, or?
06:17I have, I have three wives.
06:19Okay.
06:20Yeah, can you be quiet, please?
06:22Yeah, he's, he's clutching Ainsley.
06:23We're gonna be a little quiet here.
06:25I have three wives.
06:26You know, you know, you know Shakespeare?
06:29No.
06:29What is a Shakespeare?
06:31Sorry, I don't speak very good Shakespeare.
06:33It's okay, Angely.
06:34All right, now tell me, do you have any kids?
06:36I have four children.
06:37Okay, what are their names?
06:39Their name is tortilla, taco, enchilada, and spicy.
06:46I don't mean to be rude, but it sounds like you're just naming various foods and flavors.
06:50What can I say, man?
06:51I like my food, man.
06:53Haha.
06:54You like photos?
06:55Everyone stop talking.
06:56I like to clutch.
06:57This is my very first clutch.
07:00If you shoot this bell, it makes a funny sound.
07:03All right, you see that bell?
07:05No, those bells don't, those bells don't work, Ainsley.
07:07Those, you can't shoot those ones.
07:08Those are just drawn onto a wall.
07:09You can't shoot those bells.
07:11No, yeah, they don't.
07:12No, Ainsley, stop shooting the bells.
07:14There's a lamp, yeah, that's not a, yeah.
07:18Do you like my haircut?
07:20It is very nice.
07:21Is that quite a popular haircut in your country?
07:24Yes, this is the new style.
07:26What's your favorite gun to use so far, Ainsley?
07:30I like the deagle.
07:32You like the deagle?
07:33Why is that?
07:34Because of one deeg.
07:35One deeg, huh?
07:37He's catching on, man.
07:38He's catching on, darling.
07:40I get one deeg.
07:42Our little son is growing up.
07:43Yeah, very good.
07:44You two are like my two gay dads.
07:47Okay, I think they're going to A, Ainsley, so you may want to rotate.
07:51You got to rotate, Ainsley, you got to rotate.
07:54No, no, no, no, no, no, like rotate to the opposite site, like rotate to A site,
08:01like to walk to A site, no.
08:04You need to walk on your feet towards the A-bomb site because they've just plotted a nuke.
08:07No, not the nuke.
08:09Yeah, they're going to blow up everyone.
08:10We have to stop the nuke.
08:12They're going to kill your children.
08:13Not my children.
08:14Yeah, they're going to kill taco, enchilada, spicy.
08:17Not spicy.
08:18Yeah, spicy too.
08:19Spicy's going to die if you don't defuse the bomb.
08:20Spicy's my favorite.
08:21Yeah, so you better defuse that bomb, Ainsley.
08:23But what about tortilla?
08:24Fuck tortilla.
08:25Fuck him.
08:27Oh, look.
08:27What are the guys left?
08:28That's good for us.
08:29It makes it easier.
08:30That is.
08:31You see, when you leave, you get replaced by a bot, which is essentially a
08:35a fucking thing that dies.
08:38Do we have a bot on our team with zero kills?
08:43No, that's Huck.
08:43That's just Huck.
08:47Bot Huck?
08:48No, he's just a regular person, Ainsley.
08:50You're being very rude right now.
08:51Here, just open the door by clicking E.
08:54One stop mid.
08:54E.
08:55Yeah, try the doorknob.
08:57Put it on the doorknob.
08:58E.
08:59Yeah, there you go.
08:59Oh, that's how you do it.
09:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:03Don't peek him.
09:03Don't peek him, Ainsley.
09:05Nah, save it.
09:06Save your gun.
09:07Yeah, no, he's right.
09:08Listen to Schwart.
09:09He's right.
09:09Save your gun.
09:11Ainsley.
09:11Ainsley, run!
09:13For fuck's sake.
09:14I was trying to punk him.
09:16I was trying to look like a fountain.
09:18Now, Ainsley, what do you say to your teammates after a good game?
09:23No, Ainsley, what the fuck?
09:25No, no, no.
09:26We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship.
09:29Zooming through the sky, little Einstein.
09:34Watch up, it's your boy.
09:36Fucking idiot.
09:40That is a child covered in yellow goo.
09:42Or a lot of egg.
09:43He just came out of the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards.
09:48Got slimed.
09:48Watches Drake and Josh once.
09:50I went to Miami, Florida and actually went into the Knicks studios.
09:57I actually got slimed.
09:58You know what it tastes like?
10:00It was like glue.
10:01The consistency of Elmer's glue.
10:02You know, if you eat Elmer's glue and you're a kid, you're like a well-adjusted human.
10:05No one does that.
10:06No one does that.
10:06No?
10:07Yeah, no.
10:07Yeah, never done that.
10:08No.
10:09No.
10:09You never ate.
10:10That's just you.
10:11Disgusting.
10:11Is that why your voice sounds so fucked up all the time?
10:17So hang on, I'm sorry.
10:18I didn't mean to talk about your fucked up voice.
10:20I know you hate it when people bring up how fucked up it is.
10:25Has he just gone AFK?
10:26Hey, why have?
10:27Hey guys, I'm back.
10:28Sorry, I was getting a beverage.
10:29Oh, okay.
10:30Got some Elmer's glue.
10:31Got some Elmer's glue.
10:32So you didn't hear anything that I just said?
10:36Hang on, I gotta take a swing.
10:37Okay.
10:38Taking the swick of that glue.
10:39Yeah.
10:41I'm asthmatic.
10:43I can't actually do that.
10:45You're asthmatic?
10:49Hey girl, you been working out?
10:50Cause you're looking asthmatic.
10:55I know I'd like to inhaler.
10:56Like some kids just having an asthma attack on the ground.
10:59I need my inhaler.
11:00Inhaler?
11:01I barely know it.
11:03Why haven't people done a Negev jump rope yet?
11:07One and two and three and four.
11:09What does your mom say?
11:10She's a whore.
11:11I don't know.
11:12But I want more.
11:13See this shit.
11:14I'm feeling gore.
11:15I won't get banned, he said.
11:25This is my teacher.
11:26Yes, hello.
11:27And he helps me teach counter-strike.
11:30Yes, well I help you learn counter-strike, not teach.
11:33But the same principle I guess.
11:35Yes, I'm principal.
11:37No, you're no.
11:39I'm assuming you don't teach him English, do you?
11:41No.
11:42Yes, he helps me teach English.
11:44Yeah, that's right.
11:46Nice.
11:46You are a very good player.
11:48Ainsley, I'm really proud of you and your team spirit, man.
11:50You're always lifting everyone up and I admire that about you.
11:53Yes, I'm a very good team player.
11:55I like to be very confident to these people.
11:57To these people.
11:58Yep, that's good.
11:59Yeah.
11:59You like rap music, Ainsley?
12:02Yes, I like rapper.
12:03Who's your favorite rapper?
12:04I don't listen to rap.
12:06What?
12:07You just said you liked rap.
12:08Yeah, I like rap.
12:10Okay.
12:11But I don't listen to rap.
12:13So what kind of rap do you like?
12:14The one with chicken in it.
12:16Of course you do.
12:18It's got a little bit of lettuce.
12:22Put some tomato in there, throw some of that shit in there.
12:25All right, all right.
12:26And then you add some special sauce.
12:30I'm going to tell you what the special sauce is.
12:32Okay, I respect that.
12:34I respect that.
12:35And what do you call that rap?
12:36Because it's secret.
12:37What do you call the rap?
12:39Uh, spicy tortilla.
12:43Fuck, this guy though.
12:44This guy's not very aware Ainsley.
12:45This is what you call an unaware player.
12:47He's not very smart.
12:48Yes, he is very queer.
12:50No, I said unaware.
12:53Unaware?
12:53Yes.
12:54He is not wearing clothes.
12:56Okay, that makes sense.
12:58Does it really?
13:00Not really.
13:01Yeah, I didn't think so.
13:03Sorry, I'm a little bit mentally retarded.
13:07Fuck, it's all down to this guy Ainsley.
13:08What do you think?
13:09Is he going to get it?
13:11I think he can do it if he punks them.
13:14Okay.
13:14He's not punking anybody, this guy who says that is right.
13:26I don't want this game to end.
13:28Oh my god.
13:29Oh man, we win the game.
13:31We are very good players.
13:33Thank you for the game everybody.
13:35That's okay Ainsley, I just want to say you played really well man and I'm proud of you.
13:39I played very well.
13:44Will you guys count anime as a drug or a disease?
13:47I'll be on do but then.
13:48Guess what?
13:50Just hotspots.
13:50It'sInstagram.com
13:51See you later, everyone.
13:52Bye.
13:53Bye, guys!
13:54Bye!
13:54Bye!
13:54Bye!
13:54Bye!
13:55Bye!
13:57Bye ์๋ผ!
13:58Bye!
13:59Bye bye!
14:03Bye!
14:03Bye!
14:04Bye bye!
14:05Bye bye!
14:06Bye Bye!
14:07Bye bye!
14:08Bye bye bye!
14:08Bye bye bye!
14:09Bye bye!
14:09Bye bye!
14:11Bye bye!
14:12Bye bye!
14:13Bye bye!
14:14Bye bye!
Be the first to comment