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In this sequel to the acclaimed videogame comedy PRESS START, the world's most inexplicably accomplished evil sorcerer, | dG1fTWZFY3BRQ1dHV1k
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00:00I'm only going to ask this once.
00:05Could you please let us go?
00:10Linku, I presume.
00:12The Omni-Crystal.
00:14The most powerful conduit of dark magic on Earth.
00:17I hired your old companions, Zack and Sam, to deliver the crystal safely.
00:23Only they never got here.
00:25So what do you want me to do?
00:27Steal, kill, or both?
00:29Maybe both.
00:30Ooh!
00:32Vile took our weapons, but he left this deck of Jack-A-M-O cards.
00:39That's not supposed to happen.
00:40Jack-A-M-O!
00:42I couldn't have picked a stealthy ninja.
00:45I had to get the most obnoxious, guard-killing...
00:48Well, excuse me, princess.
00:59I had to get the most out of my life.
01:01I had to get the most out of my life.
01:02Welcome...
01:03To die!
01:05Zhao-o-oh.
01:15I haven't done so much forever.
01:17...It was my life!
01:18Oh, well.
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