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Ally McBeal FOX Split Screen Credits
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00:01
You're watching WTVZ FOX 33 Northern.
00:07
Beginning next Monday and all summer long.
00:10
Does size really matter?
00:12
It's your chance to discover Ally McBeal from the beginning.
00:15
Do men just have to have it?
00:16
On occasion?
00:17
Yes.
00:18
See what you might have missed with TV's hottest show.
00:21
And this July, Melrose Place is back with all new episodes.
00:27
And unexpected surprises.
00:28
So are you gonna give me a hug?
00:29
Jake!
00:30
Josie Bissette returns for a brand new season of Melrose Place.
00:34
Beginning this July on FOX Monday night.
00:40
You stinker!
00:47
Next week on Ally McBeal.
00:49
Hey Billy, how's it going?
00:51
Fine.
00:52
Are you and Ally having sex?
00:53
What?
00:54
You can tell me.
00:55
My shoulder's nothing if not a cushion.
00:58
I'm actually feeling excellent.
01:00
I'm glad.
01:01
Liar, cheater.
01:02
What?
01:03
Trash.
01:04
Belladonna.
01:06
Belladonna.
01:07
You don't take my calls?
01:09
I don't like playing games, Ally.
01:11
Neither do I.
01:12
What's going on?
01:13
I don't want to know the truth.
01:15
I don't want to know the truth.
01:16
You stink.
01:20
You stink.
01:21
Next Monday on Ally McBeal.
01:24
You're a tall woman with enormous breasts.
01:26
Richard.
01:27
What's she doing on us?
01:28
What?
01:29
What?
01:30
What?
01:31
Sexual harassment.
01:32
Everybody sued me for sexual harassment.
01:33
You get up at that bar and you tell that joke.
01:35
And if people laugh, I will tell my flea joke.
01:38
Oh, my God.
01:39
On Julia's wedding day.
01:40
I've got cancer, okay?
01:41
Will Charlie reveal his secret?
01:42
I think you should tell your family.
01:43
An all-new Party of Five, Wednesday at 9, 8 central.
01:45
You stinker.
01:46
You stinker.
01:47
Next Monday.
01:48
In 20 years on the bench, I've seen some pretty stupid cases.
01:51
This one wins.
01:52
Uh-huh.
01:53
We're winners.
01:54
Good start.
01:55
You ever think about joining one of those dating services?
01:57
Oh, my God.
01:58
Oh, my God.
01:59
On Julia's wedding day.
02:00
I've got cancer, okay?
02:01
Will Charlie reveal his secret?
02:03
I think you should tell your family.
02:04
An all-new Party of Five, Wednesday at 9, 8 central.
02:05
You stinker.
02:06
Next Monday.
02:07
In 20 years on the bench, I've seen some pretty stupid cases.
02:09
This one wins.
02:10
Uh-huh.
02:11
We're winners.
02:12
Good start.
02:13
You ever think about joining one of those dating services?
02:15
I like to sniff my date's food to make sure it's not putrid.
02:20
If he says guilty, I'm gonna make a run for you with me.
02:23
Allie defends.
02:24
You go ahead, I'll catch up.
02:26
The trickiest prison escapee ever.
02:28
Yahoo!
02:31
Don't miss an all-new Allie McBeal next Monday.
02:36
You stinker.
02:45
You stinker.
02:46
Next Monday.
02:47
On an all-new Allie McBeal.
02:48
Do you know who Harold Wick is shocked after the airwaves?
02:49
Of course you know.
02:50
He's vulgar.
02:51
We're also suing him.
02:52
Do you think this is a game?
02:53
I just know I'd like to take you home and make you my nasty lover.
02:55
Are you drawn to me?
02:56
No, no, no.
02:57
What?
02:58
Why would you ask that?
02:59
Don't tell me she's good.
03:00
She's great.
03:01
We might even win.
03:02
Oh, Allie.
03:03
I'm so sorry.
03:04
You stinker.
03:05
Next Monday.
03:06
I actually got results within three-
03:09
And it's not just a day.
03:10
We're trying to take you my nasty lover.
03:11
I'm so sorry.
03:12
No, no, no.
03:13
What?
03:14
Why would you ask that?
03:15
Don't tell me she's good.
03:16
She's great.
03:17
We might even win.
03:19
Oh, Allie.
03:20
I'm so sorry.
03:22
You stinker.
03:25
Next Monday.
03:29
I actually got results within three-
03:32
within three and it's not just for women and i'm not just the owner by customer there are no good
03:40
men i read this article and on average there are two per state if we go out together we're going
03:47
someplace else where are they on parole don't miss an all-new ali mcbeal next monday
03:59
oh here's what i really love a little tricep bottle next monday on an all-new ali mcbeal
04:16
there i am i'm behind you
04:18
this is valentine's day
04:21
you didn't hit me on purpose did you if i wanted your attention i could have just leaned on my horny
04:27
and the secret love of lou's life will be revealed an all-new ali mcbeal next monday
04:37
you stink
04:38
next monday on an all-new ali mcbeal
04:45
what are you doing i thought that it was you i i oh my god he didn't even stay the night
04:57
no he said you know he had an early morning and larry promised he'd return
05:04
now prepare yourself for an all-new magical ali mcbeal next monday on fox
05:11
after five years of love and laughter there's only one question left how will they say goodbye
05:24
if you could just wear one of those nasty little skirts you used to wear it on the next monday
05:29
old friends
05:30
you stink
05:32
a chiropractor
05:36
they're all quacks
05:38
seems different
05:39
next monday on an all-new ali mcbeal
05:42
i can't cheat with furniture
05:44
not true
05:45
growing up i love bed knobs and broomsticks
05:47
a movie
05:49
i see beauty in its naked form and i want to make mad love to it
05:55
i see a carpenter
05:56
john bon jovi joins the cast
05:59
the house works right
06:00
electricity's good
06:02
i beg your pardon
06:03
all-new ali mcbeal next monday
06:06
you stink
06:08
next monday
06:15
i've seen a stream before
06:16
desperate measures
06:18
you are crazy if you think this is somehow gonna get me back
06:20
and rekindle pleasures
06:22
so are you gonna give me a hug
06:24
the heat rises with the return of josie the set
06:26
i'm gonna miss you even like me anymore
06:28
oh i always have
06:30
an all-new melrose place
06:32
then meet the world's smallest big-time lawyer
06:34
you take that back
06:35
i won't take it back
06:36
you hurt my feelings
06:39
ali mcbeal
06:40
it all starts next monday at 8 7 central on fox
06:44
fox wednesday
06:47
will kelly say yes to matt
06:49
will you marry me
06:50
or will dylan steal it at heart
06:52
maybe it's time that we got it right
06:54
an all-new 90210
06:56
then what would you do if you were in love
06:59
with your best friend's boyfriend
07:01
that's all i've been thinking about
07:02
i think we have a problem here
07:04
and how do you
07:05
choose between
07:08
i'm pregnant
07:11
and my baby
07:12
has to come first
07:14
an all-new get real
07:15
it all starts at 8 7 central
07:17
fox wednesday
07:18
you stink
07:21
monday october 25th
07:26
tv's best comedy series will make television history
07:29
why are you so wet
07:31
it's the new look
07:32
you won't believe the first five minutes
07:35
i'd like you to walk a mile in her diaphragm
07:37
you'll never forget how it ends
07:39
the dresses are hideous
07:40
the season premiere of ali mcbeal
07:42
monday october 25th
07:45
there's something special in the brownies
07:47
i can see my own mouth
07:49
that 70s show season premiere
07:52
next on fox
07:54
you
07:57
you stink
07:57
next monday
08:04
on ali mcbeal
08:05
you guys ready for a match
08:06
a match
08:07
ali georgia you guys can fight each other if you want
08:10
i guess
08:11
ali
08:12
she'll try to kill me
08:13
sure
08:14
she's a beautiful smart woman
08:16
married to the man you love
08:18
smack her
08:18
knock her down even
08:20
somebody just hit somebody
08:23
oh god
08:25
are you okay
08:26
tracy olman
08:29
guest stars on an all new
08:30
ali mcbeal
08:31
next monday on fox
08:32
you stink
08:36
fox wednesday
08:40
what are these two doing in a hotel room
08:43
come here
08:43
getting busted
08:44
surprise
08:45
an all new
08:46
90210
08:47
then
08:48
a teacher
08:49
a student
08:51
a forbidden affair
08:52
am i the only one seeing this
08:54
megan green knows the truth
08:56
why are you being so weird about this
08:58
is it because of you and me
08:59
is that it you're jealous
09:00
will she keep their secret
09:02
teaching is all i have megan
09:03
i know
09:04
an all new get real
09:06
it all starts at 8 7 central
09:07
tomorrow on fox
09:09
this summer
09:18
that's 70
09:18
with new episodes
09:21
how's it going back there
09:22
you stink
09:25
this summer
09:30
that's 70 show is back
09:32
with new episodes
09:33
how's it going back there
09:34
see the flower power
09:37
looks like a hand giving the finger
09:39
experience the love
09:40
i saw mom and dad having sex
09:42
get hooked on the feeling
09:45
are you one do
09:45
because we can help get you clean
09:47
there's counseling
09:49
hospitalization
09:50
my foot kicking your
09:51
it's a full hour of that 70 show
09:53
oh sit down fez
09:55
monday june 14
09:56
starting at 8 7 central on fox
09:59
you stink
10:00
next monday
10:07
on an all new alley mcbill
10:09
if you have any remaining hope of being this guy
10:11
you cannot tell him that you were kissing
10:13
billy
10:14
what are you doing here
10:19
he wants to be able to live the rest of his life with georgia
10:22
he wants to be able to have his cake and not eat me
10:24
it
10:26
it
10:27
how about we meet at your apartment
10:29
why
10:30
i can't stop thinking about you
10:32
and i can't go another day without making love to you
10:35
you're watching wtv
10:39
vz fox 33
10:41
north
10:41
beginning next monday and all summer long
10:47
does size really matter
10:49
it's your chance to discover alley mcbill from the beginning
10:52
do men just have to have it
10:54
on occasion
10:55
yes
10:55
see what you might have missed with tv's hottest show
10:58
and this july melrose place is back with all new episodes
11:03
and unexpected surprises
11:06
so are you gonna give me a hug
11:07
jake
11:08
josie beset returns for a brand new season of melrose place
11:12
beginning this july on fox monday night
11:14
you stink
11:18
next monday
11:24
i've seen this dream before
11:25
desperate measures
11:27
you are crazy if you think this is somehow gonna get me back
11:29
and rekindle pleasures
11:31
so are you gonna give me a hug
11:32
the heat rises with the return of josey beset
11:35
i'm amazed you even like me in your mind
11:37
oh i always have
11:39
an all-new melrose place
11:40
then meet the world's smallest big-time lawyer
11:43
you take that back
11:44
i won't take it back
11:45
you hurt my feelings
11:48
alley mcbill
11:49
it all starts next monday at 8 7 central on fox
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