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00:00:00I don't know.

00:00:30Let's go.

00:01:00Let's go.

00:01:30Let's go.

00:02:00Let's go.

00:02:30Let's go.

00:03:00This old guy is my grandpa, Ronald Harmony, and not to sound selfish with him about to

00:03:15kick the bucket and all, spoiler alert, Destiny's about to do a mic drop into my nuts.

00:03:20I'm actually a highly educated biologist.

00:03:23I graduated at the top of my class, Trevor Harmony, and Alec Torian, and look where it got me.

00:03:28It all started after college.

00:03:36Come here, little man.

00:03:37Hard for me to talk.

00:03:39Goddamn Alzheimer's.

00:03:41Could barely string two congruent thoughts together.

00:03:44So I better make this quick before I short out again.

00:03:47Here.

00:03:48Now how shall I put this lightly?

00:03:49Such a goddamn motherfucking disappointment.

00:03:55Say what you want about the old man.

00:03:58He knew how to get a point across.

00:03:59What do you mean?

00:04:00I have a master's degree in citatious biology.

00:04:03I'm going to Alaska to study orcas.

00:04:05Such a goddamn disappointment.

00:04:08Whale mating?

00:04:11I'm not sure I follow.

00:04:12You know good and goddamn well what I mean, you little shithead.

00:04:15You're a Harmony.

00:04:17It's been passed down from the eldest born male for 11 generations.

00:04:21Trevor, you're a good boy.

00:04:24Always been a man of your word.

00:04:26A trait you probably got from me.

00:04:28You see, we're not just a family of janitors.

00:04:31We're more.

00:04:32Way more.

00:04:33What I'm going to tell you has been passed down from Harmony Man to Harmony Man for 275 years.

00:04:42I had no idea what he was about to say or how important it would be.

00:04:45But I could see it in his eyes that this revelation was about to change my world forever.

00:04:51It seemed like my eyes were about to be open for the first time.

00:04:54That it was all about to make sense.

00:04:57The axe holds the keys.

00:04:59Keys.

00:05:00Keys.

00:05:01Baseball bat.

00:05:02Get away from me, demons.

00:05:05I'll destroy you.

00:05:08Trevor, there you are.

00:05:10Keep running.

00:05:12They'll kill us all.

00:05:14Who will?

00:05:15The werewolves.

00:05:17Witches.

00:05:18Zombies.

00:05:19Oh, this shit again.

00:05:20Witches.

00:05:21Zombies.

00:05:23Margo.

00:05:25Margo.

00:05:26Margo.

00:05:26All Cyrus is a bitch.

00:05:32And Margo's his car.

00:05:46And this is Margo.

00:05:48That I own.

00:05:49Thanks, Gramps.

00:06:15Thanks.

00:06:16Thanks.

00:06:16I hate you, girls.

00:06:28I hate you, girls.

00:06:30I hate all of you.

00:06:34From valedictorian to sorority house janitor.

00:06:37Fuckin' hate you.

00:06:41And my life.

00:06:43Someone get the door.

00:06:45Jesus.

00:06:47I'm not getting it.

00:06:50I'm not getting it.

00:06:51Amber's trucker shit's clogged the toilet.

00:06:53No, I get it.

00:06:55Don't worry.

00:06:56I'll get it.

00:06:56Even though no one else seems to care, Trevor.

00:06:58I still do.

00:06:59Money toast, people don't say nothing, but you run away.

00:07:05Rumpy Gans is at the door.

00:07:08Morai, isn't it for you?

00:07:09I need to get dressed.

00:07:11And no, Cersei's the one that clogged the toilet.

00:07:20Hey, Jenny.

00:07:21Hey, Trevor.

00:07:22Let me guess.

00:07:22Toilet?

00:07:23Toilet.

00:07:24Which bathroom?

00:07:33The stairs.

00:07:34That's great.

00:07:36I just don't understand.

00:07:37What is that?

00:07:40I don't know.

00:07:44Let's hurry, Trevi.

00:07:45I've replaced orcas with turds and tampons.

00:08:03It's fine.

00:08:04It's fine.

00:08:05It's all fine.

00:08:11Oh, seriously.

00:08:12Dude, just fix the thing already.

00:08:15What is in here?

00:08:17What do they do?

00:08:19I know, right?

00:08:20If you actually did something instead of standing there yelling at the toilet, you'd be done already.

00:08:31Yeah.

00:08:32You may have some anger issues, and you may want to see somebody about that, because my psychologist

00:08:37says that stress can lead to anger, and anger can lead to a heart attack.

00:08:42Thanks, Yoda.

00:08:43Who's Yoda?

00:08:45Her name is Grace.

00:08:48What?

00:08:50You've never seen Star Wars?

00:08:52Jenny!

00:08:57Jenny!

00:08:58Hello?

00:08:58Hi, Jenny.

00:08:59Oh, hey, guys.

00:09:00God, I've been calling your name for like an hour.

00:09:16What are you doing?

00:09:18Yes, Jenny.

00:09:19What are you doing?

00:09:20I was just going to go to English.

00:09:21I was just going to go to English.

00:09:22Is that my biology book?

00:09:26Yes.

00:09:27Did you get my homework done?

00:09:32No.

00:09:33But that's because I had an essay to do this morning.

00:09:34I'll get yours done at lunch.

00:09:35I don't have time, Jenny.

00:09:36I need it in like an hour.

00:09:37God, I swear, if you mess up my grade in biology and I fail and I don't get my dad's money,

00:09:42I will strangle you with a telephone cord.

00:09:47I'm just kidding.

00:09:48I would never do that.

00:09:50But I so would if I don't get my dad's money.

00:09:52You don't want to get kicked out of the sorority, do you?

00:09:55Well.

00:09:56Where are you going to go?

00:09:57Alphabet a dog face?

00:09:58I mean, really.

00:10:00It's not even a real sorority.

00:10:02Cram it, Jenny.

00:10:02Get my homework done.

00:10:03Seriously.

00:10:03Go.

00:10:04Now.

00:10:05Circe, come on.

00:10:06Grace and Moria are waiting for us.

00:10:08Bye, Jenny.

00:10:08Love you.

00:10:09Don't change.

00:10:10JK.

00:10:10LOL.

00:10:11Like, change a little.

00:10:12Got on a diet or something.

00:10:13But you're beautiful.

00:10:17Why do you let those girls talk to you like that?

00:10:21Sadly, those are the only friends I got.

00:10:24Jenny.

00:10:25You need new friends.

00:10:28See?

00:10:31Idiots.

00:10:37Well, I mean, librarians are friends.

00:10:42And Trevor Trevor's a friend, I think.

00:10:45And then there's Morgan.

00:10:58Fucking fuck, man.

00:11:09Come on.

00:11:10What?

00:11:11Seriously?

00:11:12Oh, man.

00:11:14Amber!

00:11:15Fuck!

00:11:16What do you have here?

00:11:27What do you have here?

00:11:35What the fuck?

00:11:36Randall and Harmony Hermie.

00:11:44Dad.

00:11:50That's fine, no?

00:11:51Fuck you, girl.

00:11:56Ah!

00:11:57You stopped here, Angela!

00:11:58Yes?

00:11:59Well, don't be scared, little kitty.

00:12:01I have to leave for a few days on business.

00:12:04Vampire convention?

00:12:07Wisecracks will only get you so far.

00:12:09I was going to study whales.

00:12:11That's nice.

00:12:13Did you get the toilet fixed?

00:12:14I did.

00:12:15And I'm so happy to have accomplished something in my life.

00:12:17Keep it up.

00:12:19You might do really well in life.

00:12:21If you don't have a heart attack or something stupid.

00:12:23I am smart.

00:12:52I am beautiful.

00:12:55I will overcome everything.

00:13:00Flawless.

00:13:06Ladies, we have two days before pledge day.

00:13:09We have pledges to seek and hazing to do.

00:13:12My favorite part.

00:13:14Cersei, where do we stand with sign-ups?

00:13:16Huh?

00:13:16Hello?

00:13:21None.

00:13:21None?

00:13:23No one wants to sign up with us because they hear we're bitches.

00:13:26We are.

00:13:28But so what?

00:13:29Who isn't?

00:13:29Jenny isn't.

00:13:30Leto's Morgan.

00:13:31Morgan?

00:13:33Lesbo, if you ask me.

00:13:35Amber?

00:13:36That's mean.

00:13:38She likes girls.

00:13:41Like, have you ever seen her with a man?

00:13:44Lesbo.

00:13:44Hello?

00:13:46Gross.

00:13:46You literally make out with your best friend when she's drunk.

00:13:49That's different.

00:13:50Right.

00:13:53I'm not a lesbo.

00:13:54Aw.

00:13:55And I'm an astronaut.

00:13:57Boop.

00:13:58Oh.

00:13:59Oh.

00:14:00Oh.

00:14:00What?

00:14:01I'm not a lesbo.

00:14:02No.

00:14:03No.

00:14:04No.

00:14:05No.

00:14:06No.

00:14:07No.

00:14:08No.

00:14:09No.

00:14:10No.

00:14:11No.

00:14:12No.

00:14:13No.

00:14:14No.

00:14:15No.

00:14:16No.

00:14:17No.

00:14:18No.

00:14:19No.

00:14:20No.

00:14:21No.

00:14:22No.

00:14:23What is this?

00:14:38Please.

00:14:53Heidi, Harmony, and Trevor, Angel, two.

00:15:02Mom and Dad.

00:15:06What is this?

00:15:15What is this?

00:15:23Washington, two dens, Colorado, nine covens, New York, unlimited sectors?

00:15:33Too much.

00:15:46Goonies never say die.

00:15:48Sagittarius, you are going to be extremely successful.

00:15:54This could prove to be one of your most adventurous years.

00:15:57Your free spirit and love of nature will prove useful in the coming months.

00:16:01And although you'll fight inner demons, your true nature will come to light.

00:16:06See so things are looking up.

00:16:08My true nature.

00:16:09What is it, Amber?

00:16:11Nothing.

00:16:12What?

00:16:12I just, I don't know.

00:16:17It's scary.

00:16:19Understanding your true self is always complicated, Amber.

00:16:24Amber, you are so special.

00:16:29I...

00:16:30What are you doing?

00:16:33What?

00:16:34I, well, I thought...

00:16:37Do you like me?

00:16:39I was just messing.

00:16:43Oh, you're getting so sentimental on me.

00:16:46Oh, no.

00:16:47Okay.

00:16:48Because, like, for a second there, I was like, what?

00:16:50What?

00:16:51Ew.

00:16:51Gross.

00:16:52That's gross.

00:16:53All right.

00:16:53No, you think I like girls?

00:16:55You're crazy.

00:16:56You're crazy.

00:16:57You're crazy.

00:16:58You're crazy.

00:16:59You're crazy.

00:17:00Okay.

00:17:01All right.

00:17:01You're funny.

00:17:02All right.

00:17:02Good one.

00:17:04Go to bed.

00:17:06Oh, my God.

00:17:08Hi, Trevor.

00:17:31Hey, Jenny.

00:17:32I told him you were going to be pissed.

00:17:34Oh, that's great.

00:17:36Which bathroom?

00:17:36Upstairs.

00:17:37Great.

00:17:44Wasn't me.

00:17:45I don't flush tampons.

00:17:46What?

00:17:47Gross.

00:17:47Seriously?

00:17:48Come on.

00:17:49Why?

00:17:50What?

00:17:51Ugh.

00:17:52Wasn't.

00:17:54Wasn't.

00:17:54No.

00:18:00Seriously?

00:18:04Seriously?

00:18:07Oh, my God.

00:18:22I'm sorry.

00:18:24Fuck.

00:18:25Ugh.

00:18:25Fuck.

00:18:26Ugh.

00:18:26Yay! That fixed it.

00:18:50I hate you girls. I hate all of you!

00:18:56Fuck, man.

00:19:18Seriously?!

00:19:20Agh!

00:19:28Agh!

00:19:29Agh!

00:19:30Agh!

00:19:31Agh!

00:19:36What?

00:19:38It's like Gringotts up in this bitch!

00:19:50Agh!

00:19:56Agh!

00:20:06Agh!

00:20:09What the...

00:20:10Hey.

00:20:31Buddy, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:20:33Ow, ow, ow, ow.

00:20:33Stop it.

00:20:34What?

00:20:34You were sleeping.

00:20:35I'm not sleeping.

00:20:37I'm on a shelf.

00:20:39Does it look like I'm taking a nap?

00:20:40I don't know where you're sleeping.

00:20:43Help me up.

00:20:45If you need my hammer, it's in my ass.

00:20:54There's a door over there.

00:20:56What?

00:20:57Come on.

00:20:59You gotta move this.

00:21:00Jesus.

00:21:01Do you want help?

00:21:12You look like you had it under control.

00:21:14I don't.

00:21:23Oh, my God.

00:21:24What was that made out of?

00:21:25Why the hell is there a door here?

00:21:36We're gonna find out.

00:21:40Okay.

00:21:43Do you want a flashlight?

00:21:44Yeah.

00:21:46What do you think this is?

00:22:12I think it's a hallway.

00:22:14Come on.

00:22:17Clearly.

00:22:22This is...

00:22:23Do you...

00:22:23Sorry.

00:22:27Does this feel like we're going down?

00:22:29This might be, like, under the backyard.

00:22:36A door.

00:22:40Holy smokes, man.

00:22:46What?

00:22:50Open it.

00:22:51No.

00:22:52I can't.

00:22:52There's a huge lock on it.

00:22:54Oh, wait a minute.

00:22:56Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:22:56What?

00:22:57What?

00:22:57Oh, my God.

00:22:58I just found this key.

00:23:00Yesterday.

00:23:01What?

00:23:02It's real.

00:23:03Try it.

00:23:04No.

00:23:04Yes.

00:23:05Okay.

00:23:08Oh, my God.

00:23:11Oh.

00:23:13What?

00:23:13No way, dude.

00:23:15Okay.

00:23:20Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:23:24Okay, go.

00:23:25Okay.

00:23:31God.

00:23:31Are you coming?

00:23:40Yeah.

00:23:45Hey.

00:23:46What?

00:23:47Sorry.

00:23:48Don't say anything.

00:23:49Mom's the word.

00:23:50Mom's the word?

00:23:51What the fuck does that even mean?

00:23:52You know, like, don't say anything.

00:23:54It's like Bob's your uncle.

00:23:56What?

00:23:56How the fuck do you know Bob's my uncle?

00:23:57How would I know that you have an Uncle Bob?

00:23:59I don't even know your family.

00:24:00Okay.

00:24:01Well, I do.

00:24:02His name is Robert, actually, but Mom's the word.

00:24:05Bob's your uncle.

00:24:08Dude.

00:24:10This is amazing.

00:24:11I want this room.

00:24:12That's probably a bad idea.

00:24:14No.

00:24:14This must be where the old sorority held their meetings and pledge nights, fingering each other

00:24:19and shit.

00:24:20Ew.

00:24:21Yeah, right before they sacrificed the virgins.

00:24:26Look at that.

00:24:28No.

00:24:29No, no, no.

00:24:29No, I have bad feelings in here.

00:24:31Bad, bad, bad feelings.

00:24:32Oh, my.

00:24:32You stop being a baby.

00:24:34This is awesome.

00:24:35This must be the original pledge book.

00:24:37I don't think so.

00:24:37Yeah, I think it is.

00:24:39No.

00:24:39I'm going to do it.

00:24:40Okay.

00:24:42Okay.

00:24:43All right.

00:24:43Well, don't listen to me.

00:24:44I'm a big, fat idiot.

00:24:47Wait for me.

00:24:48Wait for me.

00:24:49Wait for me.

00:24:50No, no, no.

00:25:04No, no.

00:25:07Try this.

00:25:07Oh, yes.

00:25:08Get out of here.

00:25:15Ugh, here.

00:25:16Ugh.

00:25:17Ugh.

00:25:20You all right?

00:25:21You look a little bit woozy.

00:25:22What?

00:25:31That was like a white squall.

00:25:35Is this made of human flesh?

00:25:38Oh, God.

00:25:39No, it's like cow or goat or something.

00:25:42Why would it be human?

00:25:43Oh, I don't know.

00:25:44It's just a shot in the dark.

00:25:45Are you sure it's not human flesh?

00:25:46Well, no.

00:25:49But no, no, no.

00:25:50I'm sure it's not human.

00:25:54What is that?

00:25:56Oh, hey, Trevor.

00:25:57We found this in a secret room in the basement.

00:25:59Mom's the word, duh.

00:26:01Bob, you're uncle.

00:26:01His name is Touchy.

00:26:02Wait, a secret room in the what?

00:26:04Yeah, we have like a whole set of rooms under the house.

00:26:06We do?

00:26:07Yeah, it's awesome.

00:26:08Stop talking!

00:26:12So, what is that?

00:26:13I think it might be the original Sorority Pledge book.

00:26:17I don't know.

00:26:18I'm not sure, though.

00:26:18It might be something else entirely.

00:26:20I want to take it to the school and look it up.

00:26:21If that is the original Omega Zeta Pledge book, I want it now.

00:26:26It's literally right here.

00:26:28We're not holding the hostage.

00:26:29Give it.

00:26:31Give it.

00:26:31It's right here.

00:26:34Yeah, literally just walk over here and look at it.

00:26:37No!

00:26:38Give it to me.

00:26:39I'm taking it to my room to read.

00:26:41Uh, what?

00:26:42First of all, it's like in Latin or something.

00:26:44And second of all, we need to examine it.

00:26:47We should call Angela and tell her.

00:26:49Tell me what.

00:26:54Jesus!

00:26:55Angela, hi!

00:26:56We found this awesome book and we have like a whole set of rooms under the house.

00:27:00Thank you, Trevor.

00:27:03Well, this is very interesting.

00:27:05But I think we should leave it here for now.

00:27:07And Amber, if you want to read it, and I mean really read it, you should do it right here.

00:27:14No, no.

00:27:15I want to take it to my room to read.

00:27:17It'll be fine.

00:27:18No, no, no.

00:27:18It's very old.

00:27:20And it's getting late.

00:27:21Trevor, whatever you're doing here to maintenance, you can do tomorrow morning.

00:27:25You may leave now.

00:27:26What?

00:27:26No.

00:27:27I'm...

00:27:27Hey, no.

00:27:28I want to...

00:27:28I'm also...

00:27:29The book will be here tomorrow.

00:27:30Girls, clean up and do your homework.

00:27:36Really?

00:27:37Really.

00:27:43Trevor!

00:27:45Thank you so much for finding that book.

00:27:48It'll finally help the girls understand their reasons for being here.

00:27:52How long do you think it was down there?

00:27:55Too long.

00:27:57It's time I set things right.

00:28:00Okay.

00:28:04Okay.

00:28:20You have a boner.

00:28:21Who doesn't?

00:28:25Am I right?

00:28:26That was odd.

00:28:30I'm sorry.

00:28:57All y'all do is post on the internet

00:29:07I'm ghost, I'm not into that

00:29:08So it's of my intellect, I'm never going into that

00:29:12My rose, I just tinted that

00:29:13Ride around like men in black

00:29:15We on gold, don't get attached

00:29:17Don't post this on the internet

00:29:19Look who laughing up

00:29:20Look who laughing up

00:29:22Look who laughing up

00:29:24Look who laughing up

00:29:25Yeah

00:29:25Reynolds, I'm writing you to inform you that we have failed

00:29:31Some of us did not make it out

00:29:33Including Harvey and Heidi

00:29:36I'm truly sorry

00:29:38Hence it came

00:29:41Of courage and grace

00:29:44For the magic they bestow

00:29:46Is from an ancient place

00:29:49What?

00:29:53They are not to be trifled with

00:29:55They too are magic born

00:29:57If it is evil you cast

00:29:59That shall be your last

00:30:00The of the name did not be harmed

00:30:03To the protectors of the cursed

00:30:05For they have stopped many

00:30:07What?

00:30:08They be named Harmony

00:30:10And I'm the stoned one

00:30:17I'm okay

00:30:18Yep

00:30:18You're right

00:30:19You're right

00:30:20I'm the

00:30:21I'm the stoner

00:30:22I'm the loser

00:30:23Thank you very much

00:30:24Thank you

00:30:27I'm the loser

00:30:41I'm dreaming

00:30:44I'm dreaming

00:30:59I'm dreaming

00:31:03What the fuck?

00:31:08What the fuck?

00:31:09What the fuck?

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01:06:03This tastes like pure shit!

01:06:26Oh my god!

01:06:30Where do we stop fucking puking?

01:06:43Yeah, why not? Witches? Walking statues? Sure.

01:06:48Ah, shit! I thought we killed you!

01:06:53Die, demon! I'm I'm late to a banquet with you!

01:06:56You... the banquet!

01:07:01Banquishing! Banquist!

01:07:05Fair enough?

01:07:12Yeah, take those bodies back, you idiots.

01:07:16Time to kill the witches, Harmony!

01:07:19Wait, witches!

01:07:22Yes, kill the witches, but don't kill the girls.

01:07:24Don't kill the bodies the witches are in.

01:07:26Harmony is confusing.

01:07:28Why are you stonewalling me? You like talking to a whu-

01:07:30Stop! Your lips are buttery and full of lies!

01:07:33Now, I'm made to kill witches, you fat Harmony.

01:07:36What?

01:07:51And I will squash them like bugs!

01:07:53Hello evil bug!

01:07:55Gah!

01:07:55Now you will see the execution of the world!

01:08:01Harmony!

01:08:02One has escaped!

01:08:04Wra-

01:08:05Wra-

01:08:06Wra-

01:08:07Wra-

01:08:08Wra-

01:08:09Wra-

01:08:10Wra-

01:08:11Wra-

01:08:12Wra-

01:08:13Wra-

01:08:14Wra-

01:08:15Wra-

01:08:16Wra-

01:08:17Wra-

01:08:18Wra-

01:08:26I will take great pleasure in killing me!

01:08:29Ragh!

01:08:29Get LINE!

01:08:30AHHH!

01:08:39Atchoo!

01:08:40You'll pay for that.

01:09:00Cersei, get out of here.

01:09:06You must have come to death, quietly.

01:09:10How do you like it, sweet killer?

01:09:32Fuck you, Treebeard!

01:09:35It's my fucking photo!

01:09:40I'll fight these witches!

01:09:47As you wish, soft compatriot!

01:09:50What the fuck are you?

01:10:11You're death.

01:10:21Rarewitch, prepare for death!

01:10:30There is no match for stone!

01:10:33You're weak, witch!

01:10:45What the fuck are you?

01:10:47Have no fear, for Trevor Harmony has sent me here to protect you.

01:10:51Okay, you've got a name?

01:10:59I am nameless, from the darkness.

01:11:02Okay, I'm Morgan.

01:11:03You're Slater.

01:11:05Oh, fuck!

01:11:06Be careful!

01:11:07We're in a fucking cemetery!

01:11:19Where's Morgan?

01:11:21Cersei!

01:11:22You're alive!

01:11:24Oh, what the hell?

01:11:26You guys, what's going on?

01:11:28I have a fucking headache.

01:11:29She chewed my brain like hubba bubba!

01:11:32Um, what do we do?

01:11:44Where's Morgan?

01:11:45Where's Morgan?

01:11:45We have to do something!

01:12:05I-I feel like this is all my fault.

01:12:07Oh, I mean, it's not entirely your fault.

01:12:10How are you supposed to know that Angel was a witch?

01:12:13Oh, she told me.

01:12:17I thought she was kidding.

01:12:18I thought she meant she was a lesbian.

01:12:21Like me.

01:12:24Finally.

01:12:25How long were you going to deny that?

01:12:27Ugh.

01:12:30Well.

01:12:31Okay, okay, guys.

01:12:33We have to do something.

01:12:37Oh, my soul hurts!

01:12:40Does that make sense?

01:12:41And is anyone going to talk about the fact that Trevor was fighting a tree back there?

01:12:46It's been a long night.

01:12:48Ah!

01:12:49Fucking jeez!

01:12:50Ah!

01:12:52Ah!

01:12:52Fuck!

01:12:53Oh, you need a breath bit!

01:12:54Ugh!

01:12:55Ugh!

01:12:56Ugh!

01:12:58Ugh!

01:13:01Hey.

01:13:02Ah!

01:13:03Where'd you get a gun?

01:13:05Dead Levi.

01:13:06What the fuck is that?

01:13:08No, no, he is cool.

01:13:09He's cool.

01:13:09This is Slater.

01:13:11Slater, this is, um, Ginny, Amber, and Cersei.

01:13:14This is my pleasure, ladies.

01:13:18Do you have genitalia?

01:13:20Cersei!

01:13:21What?

01:13:21It's a personal question.

01:13:24But, I mean, do you?

01:13:26I am a blood oath-activated automaton.

01:13:29I am here to defend the Harmony.

01:13:32In his time of need, he has sent me to protect you.

01:13:35So, that's a talking statue?

01:13:56I don't know.

01:13:58I'm...

01:13:58Where's Trevor?

01:13:59Holy shit!

01:14:09The soft one approaching!

01:14:12I'm fine.

01:14:14Trevor, what the hell is going on?

01:14:15Are we dead?

01:14:16Where are we?

01:14:17And where did he come from?

01:14:18Like, how does he work with those witches?

01:14:20Does hell exist?

01:14:21Oh my god, are vampires real?

01:14:23Yes.

01:14:23What is real?

01:14:24Is heaven real?

01:14:26Does anyone's mouth taste like hobo's demon?

01:14:29Yeah.

01:14:30Evil has returned!

01:14:31Yeah!

01:14:40My name is Trevor Harmony.

01:14:43I'm the last of my bloodline.

01:14:45For over 200 years, my family has fought evil.

01:14:47I vow from this day forward to rid the world of you.

01:14:52You ain't bringing back the darkness.

01:14:54You ain't bringing back shit.

01:14:56I'm gonna hunt each and every one of you evil motherfuckers down on this planet and extinguish you.

01:15:07Yeah, bitch!

01:15:08Are you done?

01:15:15Yeah.

01:15:16Yeah.

01:15:16I just want to say, I'm really happy we're all alive.

01:15:36Oh, yeah.

01:15:37Yeah, I actually really appreciate you guys.

01:15:39Yeah.

01:15:40Oh, shit.

01:15:43I have a gun.

01:15:44Where?

01:15:44I'm sorry.

01:15:48I'm so sorry.

01:15:49Ow!

01:15:52Bring on the day.

01:15:53I love to fight!

01:16:00I'll kill you!

01:16:01I'll kill you!

01:16:05Squish!

01:16:06Fuck you, dickfingers!

01:16:17I was a cheer captain for six years.

01:16:19Hey!

01:16:43There we are! We meet again!

01:16:45Now, your weak wind will never defeat me, airwit.

01:17:03Cut your head off.

01:17:05My pleasure.

01:17:06Fuck you.

01:17:09You ever felt awesome?

01:17:11I'm really discovering myself today.

01:17:13You, you, I think I have the hostage of the statue.

01:17:17Talk about rock hard.

01:17:20Cut your head off.

01:17:23Cut your head off.

01:17:27Cut!

01:17:37Oh, yes, Harmony.

01:17:40Smash her with my instruments.

01:17:42Smash the evil!

01:17:45Smash her!

01:17:46Ditch it, bitches!

01:18:11Hold it out.

01:18:16Behold!

01:18:17I am the brick of death!

01:18:20Oh, shut up!

01:18:31You girls okay?

01:18:34No.

01:18:39I'm afraid it is time for me to return to the darkness, round one.

01:18:44Wait, really?

01:18:49Ladies, it was my pleasure.

01:18:53Call me again should you idiots cause the apocalypse.

01:18:57Okay, so...

01:19:08Now what?

01:19:10Well, now that you're all caught up...

01:19:23Demon kill attack.

01:19:24Yeah!

01:19:25Let's go!

01:19:30Let's go!

01:19:31Let's go!

01:19:33Shit!

01:19:34God damn it.

01:19:41Oh!

01:19:42Damn!

01:19:44Oh no!

01:19:46No!

01:19:48Bitch, don't throw shit at me.

01:20:03So, to all the demons and the monsters hiding in the darks, destiny's coming.

01:20:09Then I'm bringing back up.

01:20:12Suck, Joe!

01:20:15Suck on this!

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