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00:00I mean, someone didn't call me back to today.
00:03And you are also out of my league.
00:07I thought you won't remember my name.
00:11Don't be silly, Vijay.
00:13It's Ajay.
00:14Oh.
00:15He won't come here, right?
00:17Who?
00:18Your ex-boyfriend.
00:21Nick!
00:23Don't do that idiot.
00:25Here's yesterday's news.
00:27You'll be my future.
00:30You'll be my future.
00:32And you'll be my future.
00:34And you'll be my future.
00:36I don't want to stop you.
00:38I want to climb up like this.
00:40I want to climb up like this.
00:42I want to climb up like this.
00:44Where no one can stop us.
00:46No one can stop us.
00:47So take me.
00:48Take me higher, Ajay.
00:49Higher.
00:50Higher.
00:51Higher.
00:52Higher.
00:53Higher.
00:54What?
00:57Hi, Nick.
00:58Go inside.
01:00Go inside.
01:01Yes.
01:02The date is already started, right?
01:03Yes.
01:04Let's go.
01:05Go inside.
01:06Yes, I want to get out of the way.
01:08Yes.
01:09Apparently, I'm dead, Pente.
01:10Yes, that's my death.
01:12It's a nightmare Fade.
01:13You'll be dead, Radhika.
01:14Oh, no.
01:15So, Radhika.
01:16Let's get out of the way off of the wedding.
01:17You might want to come up as a very wrong step.
01:18Just buy a stick.
01:19Wait, please.
01:20What the...
01:21One, two, three.
01:28I'm not stopping you.
01:30I want to rise in the sky.
01:33So take me higher, Ajay.
01:35Higher, higher, Ajay.
01:37Higher.
01:40Rads, I'm learning you for three years.
01:42I know when you're faking it.
01:43You know what? You're right.
01:45My performance was very bad because you don't have experience in these things.
01:49I'm helping, Rads.
01:50Don't call me Rads.
01:51Hey!
01:52I'm just calling you Rads.
01:53You've got a lot of money, Ajay.
01:55And if you're going to get one hand,
01:57you'll have a lot of money.
02:00Yes, yes.
02:01You'll have a body.
02:02But I have a chigar.
02:03Chigar.
02:04Vijay, I think you should leave.
02:05Ajay.
02:06Whatever you have, take it.
02:07But I...
02:14Will you drink beer?
02:15No, I'm strictly veg.
02:17Then I'll take the omelette, let's go.
02:19No, but my scooter is out there.
02:21I won't work with the scooter.
02:22Radhika is very high maintenance.
02:24Income tax was first collected in 1977.
02:26No.
02:271877.
02:281797.
02:30To finance the war against...
02:31I'll do it.
02:34After mid-terms, we took a salsa club.
02:36After finals, we took a Disney World.
02:38I need to focus, sunshine.
02:40Think.
02:41Think about it.
02:42It's a full-proof way to study me.
02:44If you try, you won't forget.
02:46I'll give you one thing to your own right answers.
02:51You'll give me the right answers.
02:53You'll give me the right answers...
02:55Will you stop it, Tania?
02:56I won't fail.
02:57I won't fail.
02:58Tax?
02:59It's not that easy, huh?
03:00I'm going to ask a very difficult question.
03:02I'm studying for four months.
03:04Three or four items will definitely go up.
03:07And we can't play this game after graduation.
03:10First question.
03:11Tell me about income tax history.
03:13I don't know.
03:14Tell me about income tax history.
03:16Tell me.
03:17First collected in 1797 by the Dutch Republic, introduced in the UK in 1799, abolished in 1816 and reintroduced in 1842.
03:25Very good.
03:36I hope you will have a lot of years since I am in this time.
03:39I am in the form.
03:41Define cross elasticity.
03:43Cross elasticity is when the price of one good affects the demand for another good example.
03:48If the coffee goes up, people don't like tea.
03:51When the price goes up, the demand of the petrol goes up.
03:54And when the answers get out of Jerry's answer, Tania gets out of the shirt.
03:58I want your shirt.
03:59I want your shirt.
04:00I want your shirt.
04:11Next question.
04:13Multiple choice.
04:14So listen carefully.
04:15Okay.
04:16I am playing this game with you.
04:18Because...
04:19Option A.
04:20I feel very warm.
04:22Option B.
04:24This is the best way to revision.
04:26Or Option C.
04:28Who has not kissed your girlfriend until now?
04:30If you start this, you can't feel warm.
04:33You are not my girlfriend.
04:36Um...
04:37Option B.
04:38Option B.
04:39Option B.
04:40This is the best way to revision.
04:41Option B.
04:42Thank God.
04:43I didn't wear anything under this.
04:44I didn't wear anything.
04:45No.
04:46Option A.
04:47See, see.
04:48Option C.
04:49I need Option A.
04:50See, see.
04:51Option C.
04:52See.
04:53See.
04:54It's definitely Option C.
04:55Jerry!
04:56Get up, Jerry!
04:57Get up!
04:58Finals 5 minutes!
04:59Yeah, my exam.
05:00Exxam, exam, exam!
05:01Go!
05:02Go!
05:03Go!
05:04Go!
05:05Go!
05:06Go!
05:07Go!
05:08Go!
05:09Go!
05:10Go!
05:11It's the best way.
05:12It's definitely Option C.
05:13Jerry!
05:14Get up, Jerry!
05:15Get up!
05:16It's in 5 minutes!
05:17Yes, my exam!
05:19Go!
05:20Go!
05:21Go!
05:22Go!
05:23Go!
05:24Go!
05:25Go!
05:26Go!
05:27Go!
05:28Culture sir, we Indians are always late.
05:58No one will come, no one will come, no one will come.
06:03Raj! Raj!
06:05I am trying to ask you for three months.
06:08Tell me, how can I make this better, Raj?
06:11It's okay.
06:13So, come to a hotel room tomorrow,
06:15where 50 men will be throwing money on one girl.
06:18And that girl will be me.
06:20And the day you will get out of your heart,
06:23I will forgive you.
06:25Raj, you asked me once again,
06:28why did you pay me this step?
06:30What will you justify, Nick?
06:32Have you ever thought,
06:34that for three years of our life,
06:35your perfect wedding, perfect gown,
06:37and picture-perfect honeymoon on the four sides,
06:40which is your less-than-perfect boyfriend,
06:42bills paying.
06:43And when Jerry needed my help...
06:44Of course, Jerry's idea.
06:46Wake up, Radhika.
06:48Today we are in a foster home.
06:51And the truth is,
06:54that Jerry's idea is not one for me.
06:56I will be prepared for a 100-bar male escort.
07:04Radhika Awasthi!
07:06People can live all the lives of the chicken roll.
07:08Coffee?
07:09Papa, what am I selfish?
07:13Who did you say?
07:14Nick did.
07:15Nick did.
07:16Nick did.
07:17Nick did.
07:18Nick did.
07:19Nick did.
07:20Nick did.
07:21You always take Nick's side.
07:22Radhika, if Nick is not perfect,
07:24then you are not perfect.
07:26The problem is that
07:28every relationship happens.
07:29But,
07:30we don't ask them.
07:32I had a heart of your mother.
07:34But,
07:36it was hard for them.
07:37But,
07:38it was hard for them to ask them.
07:39I love them.
07:40And then,
07:42in every relationship,
07:44you should forgive them.
07:46Right?
07:47Don't worry.
07:48Everything will be fine.
07:49Relax.
07:56Come on, Jerry.
07:57Finally,
07:58you'll get a degree.
08:01Oh,
08:02hotness.
08:03Not bad, Jerry Patel.
08:04In economics,
08:05A.
08:07Saleh Cardenas
08:08has passed me too.
08:09Thank you, sir.
08:10In the first time,
08:11someone would have confidence
08:12that I could do something.
08:15Thanks, Tania.
08:16Jerry, relax.
08:20And this is not true, huh?
08:21I'm not the only one who believes in you.
08:25Look.
08:32A.
08:46What?
08:47M Ari theatre.
08:49I see you every morning!
08:50I see him every morning!
08:52It is the only one morning.
08:53I miss you, my girl.
08:59Jiggo, you're going to pass.
09:03Come, come, come, a degree.
09:05She's got her without her.
09:08Look, auntie, she said, she's not cold.
09:12Mom, tell her, she'll get out of here.
09:14Jiggo, come here.
09:17What's wrong with her?
09:18In this summer, my father got to meet her children.
09:20Now, look, I'm going to take my daughter's report card.
09:24Okay, what's wrong with her?
09:25You've got to throw her out of the house, okay.
09:27Otherwise, I'm going to knock her out of here.
09:29Security consultant.
09:31And auntie, she took my hand on me.
09:33I'm money, I'm money, I'm money.
09:35Just shut up.
09:36Oh, it's not a shame.
09:38You're 15-year-old friends, right?
09:40Let's go, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
09:46Hey, Jiggo, you know?
09:47Hey, this is your friend, right?
09:50You've got to look at me, you've got to look at me.
09:52And I've got to tell you myself to say, you're sorry to say.
09:55Forgive me, right?
09:57Forgive me.
09:58Look, if you haven't even given me a pardon,
10:01you'll find me.
10:02I've got to find you, I've got to break my finger on my finger.
10:05What do you mean?
10:05You don't have to talk to me, my university.
10:07Forgive me, right?
10:08I'm going to do a lot of shopping.
10:09It's not time, son.
10:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:16I've got to go with my mother, my mother, my mother, my mother, my mother, your daughter, my father, my father, my daddy, I'm sorry.
10:22So everything was tired.
10:23I'm sorry.
10:25My brother?
10:26Leave me.
10:27You're so cute, dude.
10:29Keep it.
10:30You're so cute.
10:32Hello, auntie.
10:34Mom, my teacher.
10:35You're a teacher?
10:36Mom, listen.
10:37You're making food right now.
10:38Mom, listen to me.
10:40I'm just asking.
10:41I've made the food right now.
10:42I'm here.
10:43Good.
10:44Good.
10:44Good.
10:45Hey Gujarati man, Gujarati, are you still here?
11:01All of you are studying for MBA.
11:04I don't think I'm going to get this job.
11:06You've already rejected three firms.
11:09Now, trust me. Full proof plan.
11:11Don't take time with that cartoon.
11:14Who?
11:15That's Radhika's dad.
11:17Mr. Jerry Patel?
11:18Yeah, trust me.
11:20Think, Jerry.
11:22Security guard.
11:26Burger joint.
11:28Only two weeks, you've completed your graduation.
11:33And you're applying for the analyst.
11:36You're ambitious, I must say.
11:38Sir, my resume will only tell you the things that I had done.
11:41Not the things that I am now, sir.
11:43I just need one opportunity, sir.
11:45Just to prove myself.
11:46That means that you want to learn from us,
11:48and we will have to give you money for them.
11:50I'm sorry.
11:51But as many candidates,
11:53they are more qualified than you.
11:55Please, don't waste my time.
11:57Hey!
11:58Raj!
11:59Yes!
12:00They get to the golf club in the night.
12:02See you, buddy.
12:03And let's get a drink after that.
12:04Bye!
12:05No!
12:06Ah!
12:07Yes, you get in the night at the golf club.
12:11See you buddy, and let's get a drink after that.
12:14Bye!
12:15No!
12:16Why did you kill me Dylan?
12:19Oh, the doctor was coming to ask me.
12:21Leave me Dylan, what are you doing?
12:24Don't put me on my hand Dylan!
12:26I'm just getting drunk.
12:27Leave me!
12:28Where did I get caught?
12:31Dylan, I'm running away from him.
12:33Stop!
12:34Your encyclopedia!
12:38Get your hands off me!
12:44No, no, no, no!
12:45My fish didn't!
12:46Don't smoke me in the water!
12:48Please!
12:49Stop finding Nemo, he's my assistant!
12:55Look!
12:56You need a counselling!
12:58And I need a machine of blood pressure!
13:01Help me!
13:02Help me!
13:03Help you!
13:04Help me!
13:05Close your ship Dylan!
13:06Save me!
13:08Help me!
13:09Help me!
13:10Help me!
13:11Help me!
13:12Help me!
13:13Help me!
13:15Help me!
13:16I have called the police!
13:17Please, please, please don't call me.
13:19My doctor will go away.
13:21Please, please, don't call the police, my job is going to go.
13:26In assault and violence, how many years will you go to the assault and violence?
13:30For less than 10 years.
13:32When he comes out, his wife will be the second wedding and the girl will be the first.
13:36No, no, please.
13:38Whatever you want, I'm ready to do.
13:40I'll give my job of senior analyst. It's all yours.
13:43No, sir. Senior analyst, I'll become my face.
13:48I just want to request you to consider me the most junior position of this company. Please.
13:53Is this a request or a dhamki?
13:56I'll tell you.
13:57No, I just wanted to know. General knowledge.
14:00His starting salary will be £40,000 for his bonus.
14:03An individual office and a month in the year.
14:06And after this, tomorrow, don't discuss this incident.
14:12Dhamki, they say that Dylan said.
14:18You are who?
14:20I'm his brother from our mother.
14:22Come, Jay.
14:23Come, Jay.
14:24Now, you're going to wear a suit every day.
14:27You're going to rent.
14:28And I'm sitting at home and play with Veer.
14:30But Veer isn't still at home.
14:31Come on, Jay.
14:32You got a degree.
14:33You got a doctor.
14:34You got an economics professor.
14:35You're going to die.
14:36You're going to give a judge to the judge.
14:37Three o'clock.
14:38You're going to rent.
14:39You're going to rent.
14:40And I'm sitting at home and play with Veer.
14:43But Veer isn't still at home.
14:45Come on, Jay.
14:46You got a degree.
14:47You got a doctor.
14:48You got an economics professor.
14:49You're going to die.
14:50You're going to give a judge to the judge.
14:52Three o'clock.
14:53You're going to die.
14:54You're going to die.
14:55Look at that.
14:56You're going to die.
14:57You're going to die.
14:58You're going to die.
14:59After four months, what did you say?
15:04So, I'll tell you.
15:05You're not interested.
15:06What do you want to tell you?
15:07I don't want to tell you.
15:08I don't want to tell you.
15:09Okay.
15:12Jerry, you're late.
15:13You gave me 7 hours.
15:15How much have you been drinking?
15:17Who wants to be a good guy?
15:20We are telling you that we can sit here.
15:23We can see the neck.
15:25And we can stop you.
15:27You can stop your Ramlila.
15:29She's dying to meet you.
15:32Really?
15:33I've done everything.
15:34You just show your dimples.
15:35Pull your hair.
15:36Pull your hair.
15:37Pull your hair.
15:38Do you understand?
15:39And even if she doesn't see any girl.
15:41Open wide.
15:45But girls can see her side.
15:47Damn, she's off man.
15:50Your time starts now.
15:57If you don't want to marry her,
15:59then go to dinner tomorrow.
16:00Do you know her?
16:01No.
16:02I'm 5 foot 7 inch.
16:03You're 6 foot.
16:04We look fabulous together.
16:06Would you please leave us alone?
16:08After the marriage,
16:09a house,
16:10two cars,
16:11two kids,
16:12one doggy.
16:13The perfect life.
16:14What is your problem?
16:15You need one hand.
16:16You need your plastic surgeon.
16:17You need surgery.
16:18Buzz off.
16:19Bravo.
16:20Bharatiya Nari.
16:30Nick.
16:31Please, let me marry me.
16:35I don't have any money,
16:36no work,
16:37no work.
16:38I can't give you that life
16:39as you want.
16:40Nick, I can save your life
16:41but no fun at all.
16:42No fun at all.
16:43Okay.
16:44First of all,
16:45then婚.
16:46Done.
16:47No honeymoon.
16:48No honeymoon.
16:49No honeymoon.
16:50No honeymoon.
16:51No honeymoon.
16:52No honeymoon.
16:53When you get home,
16:54you'll stay in the trailer.
16:55Is it pushing?
16:56There's no money in my life
16:57that you have to buy.
16:58Come on, come on.
16:59No, tell me.
17:00Blonde.
17:01Hey!
17:02Don't take such footage.
17:03No money, no money,
17:04no house.
17:05There's an item, right?
17:06I'm getting stuck.
17:07Tell me.
17:08Tell me.
17:09Tell me.
17:10Tell me.
17:11Tell me.
17:12Tell me.
17:13You always keep on me.
17:14I'm always here with me.
17:15I was here with the house today.
17:16He left the house for coming home.
17:17And you met.
17:29They gave me all of them.
17:30They gave me all of them.
17:32I can't handle so much happiness.
17:35Jay, the actual exam is going to start, ready?
17:45Ready.
17:51Case 463, State v. Jerry Patel.
17:55The prosecution and the defense have stated Hindi as their preferred language.
18:00Will the defense please present their case?
18:02Your Honor, when I left from home, I said to my mom, Mom, I'll be home for lunch.
18:07Because frankly, the prosecution doesn't have a case.
18:11Who is that?
18:12This is free, man.
18:13A few months ago, my client Jerry Patel had put a job status in a foster home.
18:20Today, Jerry has changed his life successfully.
18:24And without being a legal guardian, he wants to challenge the decision of the social services.
18:30Will the representing lawyer from the social services please present their case?
18:38Shit, Jerry.
18:39I'm sorry about my advance.
18:40Why?
18:41Vijay?
18:42Vijay?
18:43Ajay, Vijay, Tananjay.
18:46Chow chahu, bulalo.
18:47But when today, when this case will end, then every person will remember the name of Ajay Bopat.
18:56Who is that?
18:59The Bogo Channel Prime ambassador.
19:00Your Honor, don't change this super duper good looking, studly and bully's face.
19:04Didn't go inside this hyperbole.
19:05While behind him, there is a care of the care of the country's duty and care of the man who is a good friend.
19:10whose friend is also a friend.
19:12He's a girlfriend of his girlfriend.
19:14Boppet!
19:16Mr. Boppet, please keep your personal life out of this courtroom.
19:19Apologies.
19:20But in the next few minutes,
19:23I will prove to you that
19:25Jerry Patel needs to be more of a faster home than a few years.
19:30Your Honor, this is after November 13,
19:32when with three clients
19:34Jerry and Nikki,
19:36ding dong,
19:37the whole round!
19:40The whole round!
19:42The whole round!
19:44The whole round!
19:46The whole round!
19:48The whole round!
19:50The whole round!
19:52The whole round!
19:54The whole round!
19:56Hey, Jerry Perry!
19:58Nick, I'm sorry to say advance.
20:00Jerry was our rule!
20:02With such amazingly hot Mela,
20:06when Jerry is an international player
20:08night,
20:10then obviously they won't play Kerem!
20:12Did you or did you not pay this man money?
20:16Of course I had to!
20:18We had so much fun and he was so good at it!
20:22Oh, well we don't love to know what he's so good at!
20:26Three patti, baby!
20:28What?
20:30The Jerry both had his sleep!
20:32If it wasn't for my man Jerry,
20:34I would keep living a lie!
20:36But thanks to him,
20:38I can proudly say,
20:40I'm gay!
20:42I knew, so he did sleep with you!
20:44Hell no!
20:46But he did ask me two simple questions!
20:48What questions?
20:50Kalpana, Sweetie, Pinkie, Pummy!
20:52Lovleena, Ritik, and Cookie!
20:53My seventh sister!
20:54Who's your favourite song?
20:55Just like this,
20:57I do every time!
21:00I love you!
21:02I love you!
21:04I love you!
21:06Congratulations, Boppet!
21:08You are officially gay!
21:10Mr. Boppet!
21:11Do I need to remind you,
21:12that you are not for Mr. Patel?
21:13You are fighting against him!
21:15There is no bad thing,
21:16but you are gay!
21:17Grr! Grr! Grr! Grr!
21:19I was lonely…
21:20And…
21:21I hired Amal escort
21:22That's how Jerry came to spend the night at my house!
21:25Then you've nuggets paid off Promi
21:27Or was it Scrabble?
21:30Or did you all play
21:32Dark Room?
21:36Silence means guilt!
21:38And guilt means…
21:39Objection, Your Honor!
21:40He's harassing the witness!
21:41Yeah, his mind will have to tell the witness!
21:44Let him pass his cat
21:45phone and tell me that you won't reach home before dinner.
21:48Now, Mrs. Smith, may I remind you, you're under oath.
21:52Now, please tell me why you pay that man on November 13th.
21:59Jonah, we did have sex that night.
22:02I cheated. Woo! I cheated.
22:04Oh, thank you. Thank you, lonely woman. Thank you.
22:07Joey, I know you didn't want to,
22:10but you understood the emptiness in my life,
22:12and you're a friend to me that night.
22:14I wish I could help you now.
22:17Which I am so sorry.
22:20Your Honor has been confirmed
22:22that Jerry is not a father,
22:24but he is a world of X-XX.
22:40Sir, you've not increased the biceps?
22:42He's got a demand for the clients.
22:44And Jay Bright, I'm like a boy.
22:46I'm like a boy.
22:47I'm like a boy.
22:48I'm like a boy.
22:49I'm like a boy.
22:50I'm like a boy.
22:51I'm like a boy.
22:52I'm like a boy.
22:53This is a court room.
22:54You're not a living room.
22:55You're breaking the law.
22:56It's a law.
22:57It's a law, Your Honor.
22:58It's a law that you're doing.
22:59I'm like a boy.
22:59I'm like a boy.
23:00I'm like a boy.
23:01I'm like a boy.
23:01I'm like a boy.
23:02I'm like a boy.
23:03May I take the stand?
23:05But you're who?
23:06I'm the highest paid lover of London.
23:08I'm like a boy.
23:09I'm like a boy.
23:09I'm like a boy.
23:10I'm like a boy.
23:10вкус pretty nasty and stigling in all of new women.
23:13Without as looking for hats, this is Jerry's reality, Your Honor.
23:16He'll fail in the world inonde
23:40And this is only a woman can understand.
23:43A mother is happy when her child is first in exam.
23:47A mother is happy when her brother is in the office.
23:52A mother is happy when her husband is in the house.
23:56But a woman is happy when the Deci Boys owner is in his car.
24:01Objection, your honor. He's breaking the law.
24:06Overruled.
24:09Think, Papa.
24:10They both have just put a smile on the ladies' faces.
24:14Some people also give their children to their children.
24:17Mr. Deci Boys,
24:19now understand the meaning of the ladies' faces on the ladies' faces.
24:22Papa, my boy,
24:24has never thought that why do you smile with your sister?
24:31Sir, your card is here.
24:33Oh, I got this card. I got this card finally.
24:36He's maintained that girl at the courtroom.
24:42Your honor,
24:43you just saw my witnesses and listened to me.
24:47But today,
24:49I didn't say anything about today.
24:52And I have just one request to make.
24:54Your decision,
24:56not on my mind,
24:58but on my day too.
25:01That's all.
25:02May I, your honor.
25:05People become children after their children.
25:08But that's all your honor.
25:10Jerry,
25:11made a man.
25:12Good people.
25:13There are also wrong things.
25:14But wrong things.
25:15There are no wrong things.
25:16But wrong things.
25:17There are no wrong things.
25:18There is no wrong things.
25:19That's all your honor.
25:21That's all your honor.
25:24For the court,
25:26Weir's custody.
25:27After listening to the prosecution and defense,
25:32Weir's father, Jerry Patel,
25:36She grants Sherry Patel
26:06re of Gay
26:23re of Gay
26:31re Of Etic
26:33re of Gay
26:34re of Gay
26:35re of Gay
26:36re of Gay
26:36Pito, Tali, Maro, CT
26:58Lot, my Desi Boys
27:00You both had rules in the hearts of the girls
27:03Rocko and Hunter
27:05They are big shaitan
27:06And this is the whole Hindu
27:08The Mumbai branch got the license
27:11Pack your planks, boys
27:13Okay, sir
27:15Women of Mumbai want to see Batman and Robin at the dome
27:18Robin, Batman
27:20I don't want to be Robin
27:21Hey, you never want to be Batman in the outfit
27:24No, I don't want to be Robin
27:25Hey, why are you crazy? Why are you laughing?
27:26Okay, don't want to be Superman
27:28Make some noise for the Desi Boys
27:30Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys
27:33These boys
27:34D-boy
27:37D-boy
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