Beverly Hills Anger Management Episode 1

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00:00So, to make a long story short, as my wife and I were leaving the restaurant, fucking

00:18Ron Howard yells, later rapist, across the room.

00:21Oh my gosh, what did you do?

00:24I ran over and kicked him in his neck.

00:25Way to go dude, I hate that bald fuck.

00:27Ooh, sorry Brittany.

00:30I'd still do you, Baldy.

00:37So, besides Kobe, how's everybody else been doing?

00:40I'm a little pissed off.

00:42Great, who's next?

00:43I just said...

00:44Shut it, Sizemore.

00:45Why don't you go next, Tommy Lee?

00:47Since we haven't seen you in a while.

00:49Sorry about that, Doc.

00:50But I told you, I was in Japan, touring with my band.

00:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:53So, what are you mad about, Mr. Big Time?

00:55I heard that, bitch.

00:58I ain't your bitch.

01:00Come on!

01:02Knock it off, dude.

01:04Sit the fuck down.

01:06Now, continue Tommy Lee.

01:08The only thing that really irritates me, besides my bitches...

01:12It's fucking traffic.

01:18Are you high, Mr. Lee?

01:20No, dude, I'm not high.

01:22Alright, I am.

01:23What did I tell you about coming to the session fucked up on weed?

01:27It helps me control my anger.

01:30I'm sure we could find a better way for you to cope with your anger.

01:32Yo, Doc.

01:33Don't you remember the last time he came here sober?

01:39She's fucking Ken Rock!

01:45I'm gone.

01:49Point taken.

01:50My mother smoked the marijuana for her glaucoma.

01:53Ah, thank you, Jennifer.

01:58Jesus, look at the time.

01:59Let's go.

02:00Everybody up.

02:01We got like a half hour left.

02:02I'm not done bitching!

02:04Now, Sizemore.

02:06This is so fucking stupid.

02:07You're so fucking stupid!

02:08What'd you say, Chin-Chon?

02:10Enough!

02:10As usual, we'll end with a moment of silence for all those poor angry bastards who are still out there suffering.

02:20God damn it, Sizemore.

02:23We're all gonna suffer.

02:25Yeah, baby, the fucker let us out early.

02:29I don't know why.

02:31All I know is these anger management classes are really starting to piss me off.

02:36I don't care if you're sick of hearing it.

02:38You're the fucking cunt that called the cops in the first place.

02:41Got you, bitch.

02:43I know why you wanna hate me.

02:45I know why you wanna hate me.

02:48Now I know why you wanna hate me.

02:50Cause hate is awful for us even seen lately.

02:57Now you wanna...

02:58I know why you wanna...

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