The VelociPastor 2 Trailer OV

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00:00From the team that brought you the Veloci-Pasta

00:07Comes a new exercise in Jurassic Horror

00:18I will be kept safe by the power of my virginity

00:24Proudly presented, Veloci-Vision

00:30Now I am sure that you have all heard the depressing, saddening news of Miss Catherine's gruesome, senseless murder

00:45The only thing the police know is that most of them grew up here their entire lives

00:55They were all murdered when they were walking home alone at night

00:58You guys talking about the murders?

01:06The police say that this is the work of a sex maniac

01:09It was a great lecture on criminology, but I just can't stop thinking about that sex maniac killer

01:17You just killed the last ninja ever, Duck Jones

01:23What are you gonna do next?

01:27I'm gonna go to Italy with my girlfriend Carol

01:29The local tradition of Infestivali

01:37I've always loved being in Italy

01:39A custom-based festival with drinking and dancing

01:43Would that be dangerous with a sex maniac killer on the loose?

01:46Ai!

01:48Good in tuoria vauti it

01:49Okay

01:51The perfect place to feed my magic daggers, virgin and black lust

01:56It only counts if they got victim in life

02:00So we've got one shot

02:01The clock is clicking

02:03The thousand virgin sacrifice is nearly complete

02:10We're gonna have to split up

02:12I'll take the right one

02:13You take the other one

02:14The left

02:14And you

02:16Called

02:17B

02:18Next

02:20The Velocipista 2

02:23Coming soon

02:25To a roadshow near you

02:28Hello