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Billionaire Playboy's Replacement Bride - Full Movie
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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:27The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:30A dead end.
00:00:32You mean nothing at all?
00:00:34Have you considered that perhaps she's already left L.A.?
00:00:37You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:39I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:41I'm so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:46No, no, no.
00:00:47Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay?
00:00:51Bye.
00:00:52Oh.
00:00:58Oh.
00:01:00Oh
00:01:30Oh
00:01:54Hey mom, I'm coming back to find daddy
00:01:57Honey, I told you this before. I don't remember what he looks like
00:02:02But you have a token
00:02:04You mean the ring?
00:02:06You know that that's lost
00:02:14K group at record-high profits this year thanks to the group's CEO Raymond King who's brought the group's profits to over ten billion dollars
00:02:23Hey mom, do you think that guy is my dad?
00:02:26He looks just like me
00:02:28I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire
00:02:31Okay, then who is my dad?
00:02:35I can't believe Blair drugged me so she could set me up with this old me
00:02:43Come on pretty girl get on over here
00:02:56Hey mom aren't you going to be late?
00:03:08Oh crap
00:03:10Okay, I'm gonna go soon
00:03:12Cynthia will be here, okay?
00:03:14Be good
00:03:14Okay
00:03:18What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:32Oh my god, what have you done?
00:03:34Do you have any idea how much this dress cost?
00:03:36I-I'm-I'm so sorry I was not looking where I was going
00:03:39You have a nice face
00:03:41Tell me are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:43Trying to claw your way into high society I see?
00:03:46Ma'am, I don't think that stain is gonna come out
00:03:49But I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like
00:03:51Clean it?
00:03:52Of course you lower class people wouldn't get it
00:03:55You think you can clean the dress?
00:03:57With what?
00:03:58Your dish soap?
00:04:00My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me
00:04:16Raymond?
00:04:18Interesting
00:04:19I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond
00:04:23A pity considering your mother is more into people like someone of my status
00:04:27You Calvins need my family, Alicia
00:04:30It's not the other way around
00:04:31It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull
00:04:34Well as long as our families are joined through marriage
00:04:36I don't care which chick you screw
00:04:41I'll let you off the hook this time
00:04:43There won't be a next
00:04:49I'm sorry, excuse me
00:04:51Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:53I...
00:04:54I don't think so
00:04:57Right, of course
00:05:00Sorry I mistook you for somebody else
00:05:02Carry on
00:05:05Miranda?
00:05:07Miranda
00:05:08And here I thought you ran off and eloped with that old rich guy you met six years ago
00:05:18Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man
00:05:21Why bother coming back to LA?
00:05:22Did you find another target?
00:05:23Who's the poor old soul this time from Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:27Miranda, what are you...
00:05:29Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink?
00:05:32Chardonnay?
00:05:34Sure
00:05:36Don't think Patrick's gonna come crawling back to you just because you're back
00:05:41We are engaged
00:05:42And expecting
00:05:44Congratulations, that's none of my business
00:05:46Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:49If you take one look at my fiancé
00:05:51I will make your life a living hell
00:05:53Do you understand?
00:05:55Let go of me
00:05:58You're fired
00:06:01What? Why?
00:06:02Do you know who you just insulted?
00:06:04That's the daughter of the Calvin family
00:06:06But didn't she say she'll let it slide? It was an accident
00:06:09Miss Alicia might be fine with it
00:06:11But we're not
00:06:13This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company
00:06:16Do you understand?
00:06:17Please sir, give me another chance
00:06:19I can't lose this job
00:06:21You know, I did see you flirt with Mr Raymond King
00:06:24If you are serious about this position
00:06:28We'd be at my place tonight
00:06:31I may reconsider based on a performance review
00:06:34In your dreams, perv
00:06:38I'm sorry, excuse me
00:06:49Have we met somewhere before?
00:06:57Sir, your mother just called
00:06:58She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house
00:07:01Tell her I don't need one
00:07:03I know, but she's already
00:07:04Steve
00:07:06Can't you just
00:07:08Send her on a vacation or something
00:07:10I'm trying to get some peace and quiet
00:07:11And I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing around my life
00:07:13You understand?
00:07:14Yes sir, I'll try
00:07:15I'll try
00:07:23What am I gonna do? Kirk's tuition is due next week
00:07:31King's Mansion stays looking for a household maid
00:07:35Six hours a day
00:07:3710k per month
00:07:46Ahem
00:07:48You do have an impressive academic record
00:07:51But, since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree
00:07:54How about handling some administrative tasks?
00:07:56Really?
00:07:58Only on a trial basis though
00:08:00You can start today
00:08:03Great
00:08:05I need to get this signed by the client
00:08:07Yes, right away sir, I will not let you down
00:08:16How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate project coming along?
00:08:20We made good progress on the initial designs
00:08:22Now we're waiting on the second draft
00:08:24When's the submission?
00:08:26It's today sir
00:08:28Someone should be here shortly
00:08:30Blanca's not coming?
00:08:31I heard they're sending a newbie
00:08:41Yeah, send her in
00:08:43Newbie
00:08:45Newbie
00:08:49You?
00:08:54You?
00:08:56Sir, do you know her?
00:08:58Yes
00:09:01No?
00:09:03We just met yesterday
00:09:05That's it
00:09:07You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm
00:09:10Yeah, yes
00:09:17So, first you show up to my banquet as a waitress
00:09:22And now, you are in my office as Blanca's representative
00:09:26Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:28And I suggest that you be honest
00:09:31This, uh, this is just a weird coincidence
00:09:34Are you a spy?
00:09:35What?
00:09:36No
00:09:38I just work two jobs
00:09:52Well, how about you tell Blanca that I no longer need your services
00:09:57What?
00:09:59No, my boss will fire me
00:10:02That's not my problem
00:10:04Wait, no
00:10:07Miss, I have to ask you to leave
00:10:09No, no, this is, this is my first day
00:10:11Please, I need the money
00:10:13You're beautiful, and you seem smart
00:10:17So, tell me
00:10:18Tell me
00:10:22Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:28Let's go
00:10:29Call someone to take her out, too
00:10:31Yes, sir
00:10:40What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:49Good grief
00:10:51Good grief
00:10:53Your first day of work, and you blew it with my top client
00:10:57Miranda, you are fired
00:10:59Get out of my face
00:11:01My face
00:11:20Congratulations, Miranda
00:11:22We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible
00:11:25Yes, of course
00:11:27Mrs. King, thank you so much
00:11:29I will do my best to serve you
00:11:31Oh, you won't be working for me
00:11:33You'll be serving my son, Raymond
00:11:36Raymond?
00:11:38Like the Raymond King from the K Group?
00:11:40Mmm, this is his home
00:11:42This is his home
00:11:52Good try, small mother bear
00:11:54You watch me now, little bear
00:11:55You watch me now, little bear
00:11:56Finally, I got Kirk's tuition
00:11:58Thank you, sign-on bonus
00:12:12Finally, I got Kirk's tuition
00:12:14Thank you, sign-on bonus
00:12:15Damn it!
00:12:31Damn it!
00:12:39Oh, shit!
00:12:40Oh, shit!
00:12:41Oh, shit!
00:12:42Oh, shit!
00:12:43Why is my floor wet?
00:12:49Get somebody to send another copy of these files over
00:13:00Yes, sir
00:13:04And about the new maid, sir
00:13:05Take care of her yourself
00:13:06Yourself
00:13:11I had high expectations for you, Miranda
00:13:14But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents
00:13:21But I was just on my...
00:13:22There's nothing I can do
00:13:24Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition
00:13:28We can work out a payment plan
00:13:29What are you doing in my house?
00:13:30I'm working, or... I was...
00:13:31So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:33Well, let's see... your date that night cost me my job as a waitress, and you got me fired from the interior design firm, and now I'm here
00:13:35And now you're firing me from this job, too
00:13:36I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:13:37I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:13:38It's okay
00:13:40It's okay
00:13:41I'm working, or... I was
00:13:43So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:48Well, let's see... your date that night cost me my job as a waitress, and you got me fired from the interior design firm, and now I'm here
00:14:00And now you're firing me from this job, too
00:14:03I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:14:06It's okay
00:14:08I understand
00:14:09I'll leave now
00:14:13Oh, wait, wait
00:14:19Oh, wait, wait
00:14:24About the banquet, and... the office... genuinely, I'm sorry
00:14:31How about this?
00:14:32You can work your shift here as my maid, and... double as my assistant at the K Group office
00:14:38I'll even... double your pay
00:14:41Really?
00:14:43Thank you, thank you so much
00:14:45Thank you
00:14:46Okay
00:14:47She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago, didn't finish her degree, now works part-time here and there, and she recently moved back to L.A. with her five-year-old son
00:15:09Who is she?
00:15:10Who is she?
00:15:11And who sent her?
00:15:13Look, I want details, specifically who she associates with
00:15:19Somebody hired her to spy on me
00:15:22Granted, she's not very good
00:15:25Sir?
00:15:28She's up to something, for sure
00:15:30I've got her working both in my home, and in my office
00:15:34So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her
00:15:38Yes, sir
00:15:40And one last thing, Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later
00:15:44Patrick and Blair
00:15:49I'll be there
00:15:51Yes, sir
00:15:52Never thought I'd see you like this
00:16:09What are you, a maid?
00:16:13Hey, where are you going?
00:16:15Aren't you going to peel it for me?
00:16:17Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King
00:16:20That's more like it
00:16:29Excuse me
00:16:41Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house
00:16:44Of course, I'm just, um, I'm just watering the plants, see?
00:16:47Hello
00:16:56Aren't you going to, aren't you going to cut my fruit?
00:16:59Ugh, what an insufferable bitch
00:17:02What are you talking about?
00:17:03Miranda! What were you thinking?
00:17:17Sir, I will get you a towel
00:17:22So?
00:17:23I, I am so sorry
00:17:26Why?
00:17:27Didn't you stop by the K group like I asked you to?
00:17:30Because I've been busy, I mean there's guests at the house
00:17:32Oh, okay, so it's my fault now?
00:17:34No, no, not at all
00:17:36You know
00:17:42I would stay sharp if I was you, because spy game isn't for everyone
00:17:49You know what?
00:17:51I've had just about enough of your attitude
00:17:53I quit
00:17:54We'll be back
00:17:57We'll be back
00:17:58My little spy game isn't over
00:18:05Raymond, you're all wet
00:18:07Let me help you
00:18:08Don't, don't touch me
00:18:09Okay, you can do this
00:18:17You're a mother, Miranda
00:18:19You can do this for Kirk
00:18:21For a better life
00:18:22I can handle it myself
00:18:24Where's Patrick?
00:18:26I don't know, he's not here yet
00:18:28Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:35Three, two, one
00:18:40Welcome back
00:18:43Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:18:45Mr. King, please allow me to prepare you a new outfit
00:18:48Do you have a preference?
00:18:51Anyone will do
00:18:57I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier
00:19:01And I do hope that you can forgive me
00:19:04Well, keep this up and I might consider it
00:19:09Hmm
00:19:10Miranda?
00:19:14Miranda?
00:19:16Hey, cousin
00:19:20Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch
00:19:25Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:28She's just a maid
00:19:29Hello?
00:19:30Yes?
00:19:31What?
00:19:32Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:34Okay, okay, fine
00:19:35Yeah, I'll be right there
00:19:37Here you go
00:19:51You're being rude
00:19:53You're being rude
00:19:56Oh, you can always quit, you know
00:19:58No one's stopping you
00:20:00My apologies
00:20:02Your wallet, sir
00:20:04Much better
00:20:05Hello
00:20:06Hello
00:20:07Oh, and another thing
00:20:09Ignore Patrick and Blair
00:20:11You work for me
00:20:12I know what you're up to, you whore
00:20:13How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:18Drop the app
00:20:19You think I don't know what you're up to trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:22I
00:20:24Patrick's with me now
00:20:25So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:26You've always been a gold digger even back at school
00:20:28Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella
00:20:30I'm warning you
00:20:31Stay away from the king family
00:20:32If anyone should watch themselves, it's you
00:20:33You should be focusing on your Patrick
00:20:35Not making googly eyes
00:20:37How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:38Drop the app
00:20:39You think I don't know what you're up to trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:42I
00:20:43Patrick's with me now
00:20:44So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:46You've always been a gold digger even back at school
00:20:48Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella
00:20:52I'm warning you
00:20:53Stay away from the king family
00:20:54If anyone should watch themselves it's you
00:20:56Patrick, not making googly eyes at other men.
00:21:09Miranda.
00:21:12If you need money, I can lend you some.
00:21:15You don't have to work here.
00:21:16Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:21Stop it! You're going to get me fired.
00:21:23You're a guest here.
00:21:25You left.
00:21:26Without saying a word.
00:21:28Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy.
00:21:30But was that a lie?
00:21:32What really happened?
00:21:33I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:35It doesn't matter anymore.
00:21:37You and Blair are engaged.
00:21:38There's no hope for us.
00:21:40That's not true.
00:21:42I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:21:46Just stop it.
00:21:47Come on, please, Miranda.
00:21:48What the hell is going on here?
00:21:56You're supposed to be making this, not getting in them.
00:22:02You are fired.
00:22:04Get the hell out of here.
00:22:05Mommy will find a new job.
00:22:15Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:16I'll take good care of you.
00:22:16Hey, son.
00:22:29What's up?
00:22:29Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:22:44A waiter at a high-end club.
00:22:46Just pouring wine for rich guys.
00:22:48What do you say?
00:22:50I...
00:22:50Like really rich guys.
00:22:52The kind that tip a lot.
00:22:56How long is the shift?
00:22:57Just a night.
00:22:58A few hours tops.
00:23:00They're hosting a big event downtown and are super short-staffed.
00:23:04Listen, here's the best part.
00:23:06It's $1,500 for one night.
00:23:10$1,500?
00:23:14Okay, I'm in.
00:23:16God, any shorter night might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:23:18Oh, hey.
00:23:19You're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:21Yes.
00:23:21My name is Miranda.
00:23:23Sin said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:23:25Yeah, you know what?
00:23:26Forget the drinks.
00:23:27I understand you were in ballet, yeah?
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:30We need you for something else and we're willing to double your pay.
00:23:34$3,000?
00:23:35Mm-hmm.
00:23:35What do I have to do?
00:23:36Dance.
00:23:37What?
00:23:43Hello and welcome.
00:23:44We hope you enjoy the show.
00:23:48It's just one night.
00:23:50It's just for the money.
00:24:00They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:02That one, hey?
00:24:21She must be new.
00:24:23You haven't seen her around here before.
00:24:25She's still good, though.
00:24:26Give me a VIP room.
00:24:33Yes, sir.
00:24:33Right away.
00:24:34Anything else?
00:24:35I want that dancer.
00:24:39Ooh, good choice.
00:24:41Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter and the dancing was already, like, a little bit much.
00:24:54This client is willing to pay $5,000.
00:24:57$5,000 for what, exactly?
00:24:59Don't worry about it.
00:25:00I know these guys.
00:25:01They're very rich.
00:25:03Just think how lucky you are to be in this position.
00:25:06It's Miranda.
00:25:07Yeah, it's not a big deal.
00:25:08Just remember to service him very well.
00:25:13And remember, women would line up for miles for these opportunities.
00:25:25Tell me, though, why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?
00:25:30I have a scar, and it's really gross and disgusting.
00:25:37What a shame.
00:25:39Good thing you got a good figure, though.
00:25:41Yeah.
00:25:42You know, I could get someone else if you prefer.
00:25:44You see that cutie over there?
00:25:47That's your most distinguished guest tonight.
00:25:50If you make him happy, he'll get you $8,000.
00:25:56$8,000, not $5,000?
00:25:58Mm-hmm.
00:25:59To what?
00:26:00Like, pour drinks?
00:26:02Is that what your manager said?
00:26:04Okay, then.
00:26:05Yeah, go in there.
00:26:07Pour in your drink.
00:26:17Let go.
00:26:18Let me see this scar.
00:26:19No, sir, you really don't want to see it.
00:26:21So, you're an exotic dancer.
00:26:30Now, tell me, how did your handler find me here?
00:26:33What handler?
00:26:34I work here.
00:26:36Okay, Blair fired me, and I needed the money.
00:26:38What?
00:26:40What?
00:26:41I told you to ignore them.
00:26:43You work for me.
00:26:44You remember?
00:26:45Yeah.
00:26:45Well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair when she's screaming in your face.
00:26:48Okay, just let me go.
00:26:50You can keep your $8,000.
00:26:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:54I cannot get fired from this job, too.
00:26:56You're going to make me pay for these damages.
00:26:57God, Raymond King, why do you make everything worse, huh?
00:26:59Why are you always buzzing around?
00:27:01Why can't you just...
00:27:02Ow!
00:27:03No, just stop touching the glass.
00:27:05Here.
00:27:06Ow.
00:27:07Look, I'll pay for the damages.
00:27:08Just...
00:27:08Just come back to work at my place.
00:27:11What, you want to rehire me so you can sleep with me?
00:27:16No.
00:27:17Well, that is a good suggestion.
00:27:18No, no, no, no.
00:27:19I meant just come work for me.
00:27:21And me alone.
00:27:23No, absolutely not.
00:27:25If I go back and work for you, I'm going to be dead before I'm 30.
00:27:27Hey, no, hey, look.
00:27:29Everybody has a price.
00:27:31How much should it cost?
00:27:32Hmm?
00:27:32How much should it cost to get you in here with me?
00:27:34Don't mind me.
00:27:39Carry on.
00:27:40Get out!
00:27:42Okay.
00:27:44How much should it cost, Miranda?
00:27:45Just tell me.
00:27:47Okay, fine.
00:27:49Ten thousand a day, and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.
00:27:51Deal.
00:27:56Starting today, you belong to me.
00:27:59What is wrong with you?
00:28:06Well, I'm assuming that's a yes.
00:28:08Should we send someone to chase her down, or...
00:28:10No, no.
00:28:12She's actually my housemaid.
00:28:15She'll be back.
00:28:19What?
00:28:19You just got rehired, Miranda.
00:28:22Why do you want to quit already?
00:28:23How about you put in a two-
00:28:24Please, I can't do this anymore.
00:28:26I'm just here to return this.
00:28:30We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.
00:28:33No, please.
00:28:34This is not worth his time.
00:28:36Turns out, you really are Raymond's housemate.
00:28:40What a plot twist.
00:28:42Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night,
00:28:45but you also shifped him and ran off.
00:28:48I like that.
00:28:49What are you doing here?
00:28:52You know, I think little Raymond is into you.
00:28:55Great.
00:28:56Well, I'm not interested in him.
00:28:59So, I hear that you want to quit.
00:29:12Alright.
00:29:13Well, how about you stop by HR at the K group on your way out to set up a court date?
00:29:18You're going to need to set up a payment plan to pay back the sign-on bonus.
00:29:24Why would you let her quit?
00:29:26Raymond, dude.
00:29:27Don't you like having a doll like that around as a housemate?
00:29:30I mean, it was a kind of weird kink you had.
00:29:35I assume you have a good lawyer.
00:29:41Yes.
00:29:42What I was trying to say, she should be living in a luxury house.
00:29:45Driving luxury cars, you know, weighted on hand and foot by servants.
00:29:49Instead, you have her here working as a servant.
00:29:53Why don't you just give it to me?
00:29:54You know, I'll take better care of her and make her happier than you can make her.
00:29:58All right, all right.
00:30:00I'll stop trying to poach your housemate.
00:30:02I'm just here to work.
00:30:03I'm not interested in either of you.
00:30:06You're interested in making money, though.
00:30:09You know what?
00:30:13I'm going to go.
00:30:20Fine.
00:30:21Fine.
00:30:21Fine.
00:30:28I thought you'd be avoiding me since last night.
00:30:34Working at the club was just a one-time thing.
00:30:37Oh, well, you don't look like a rookie.
00:30:40Oh, so you're experienced.
00:30:42No wonder you're very handy.
00:30:45That's not important.
00:30:47We had a deal last night, you remember?
00:30:51I don't remember agreeing to anything.
00:30:53You remember taking my black card?
00:30:57Get changed.
00:30:58I am not doing some weird roleplay with you.
00:31:03Oh, okay.
00:31:04So you're, uh, fantasizing about me now.
00:31:16What's this for?
00:31:17Well, I have a family gathering tonight to celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged,
00:31:22and I need a date.
00:31:26And you want me...
00:31:28Yes.
00:31:29Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to head home.
00:31:31I have a son to take care of, if you don't remember, and the nanny gets off at six, so
00:31:35find someone else.
00:31:37You work for me.
00:31:40Why would I hire anybody else when I've got you?
00:31:43Because I'm your maid?
00:31:44I mean, what would people think?
00:31:46Take care of it.
00:31:46Take care of it.
00:31:47Don't worry.
00:31:48But I have to.
00:31:49Unless...
00:31:49Unless...
00:31:50You can think of another way that you'd like to work for me tonight.
00:32:04Fine.
00:32:04Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:06Fine.
00:32:07Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:38It is your engagement party, Blair. Don't be impulsive.
00:32:42But Raymond is head of the King family. If Miranda marries him, then I'll be under forever.
00:32:47Okay, even so, you can't go against him. Maybe just not so direct.
00:32:52Patrick is second in line to inherit K group, and now that I'm his fiancé, I can't let Miranda ruin us.
00:32:58Okay, you need to calm down.
00:33:00Calm down? If Patrick finds out that we set up Miranda to leave him and sent her off to marry that old creep, he'll leave me.
00:33:07I, we, worked so hard to get to where we're at today. If I don't marry into the King family, we'll be bankrupt.
00:33:18Raymond, did you bring your maid to my engagement party?
00:33:23Don't you think that's a little inappropriate?
00:33:25Blair, stop saying that. Everything's fine. Everyone. Emotions are just running high today.
00:33:35Fine? Then how come I keep seeing you stare at that third-rate whore?
00:33:42Don't think you can pull one over on me, gold-digging bitch. I know about your scandal, and I'll release it.
00:33:48You mean, the one you orchestrated, Blair?
00:33:51Don't think you can weasel your way out of this one.
00:33:54Hey, Blair. Jesus.
00:33:55Have you lost your mind?
00:33:57Have you forgotten what day it is today?
00:34:02Come on. Let's go.
00:34:07I'm sorry, do you know Patrick?
00:34:09And what's that scandal that Blair was talking about?
00:34:12I have no clue what she's talking about, and I'm not involved with Patrick in any way.
00:34:17Maybe that's what Patrick said. Emotions are a little high today.
00:34:24Cheers to my engagement.
00:34:27So happy you could make it.
00:34:29Thank you for having me.
00:34:30Yeah, of course.
00:34:32I mean, it could be bigger, but, you know.
00:34:35Anyways.
00:34:39Whose little brat are you?
00:34:43Whose little brat are you?
00:34:44Let me go! Let me go!
00:34:46What? You've never seen a cake before?
00:34:47That's expensive.
00:34:49Don't you understand? More expensive than your life.
00:34:52Let go, mean lady.
00:34:55Where are your parents?
00:34:57He's just lost.
00:34:58I'll go find his parents.
00:35:01Do you know if you have a moment to look it over?
00:35:03I don't really want to think about work right now, personally.
00:35:05I think it's best if we just enjoy...
00:35:07Ow! You're hurting me!
00:35:09Enough, you little brat!
00:35:10Hey, Blair!
00:35:12What are you doing?
00:35:13This is not my problem.
00:35:14Oh, excuse me, where are you...
00:35:16Hey.
00:35:22Buddy, are you okay?
00:35:25Dad!
00:35:25Whoa!
00:35:26Whoa!
00:35:27Whoa, I think, uh, I think you might be mistaken, because I am not your dad.
00:35:34But you are my dad! But you are my dad!
00:35:36I'm my dad!
00:35:37Okay, yeah.
00:35:39Oh, uh, nothing to see here.
00:35:40Just, uh, a lost kid.
00:35:43Mr. King and I will help find his parents.
00:35:44Please, just continue to enjoy the party.
00:35:46Okay, okay.
00:35:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:48Just stop crying.
00:35:50Hey, young man.
00:35:56Oh, crap.
00:35:58I don't think this guy here is your father.
00:36:00Why don't you come with me, and we can go try and figure something out.
00:36:04No, you're wrong!
00:36:08Look, I think your parents are going to be worried if they can't find you.
00:36:11Why don't we go try and find them, huh?
00:36:15Okay, buddy.
00:36:16Uh, let's go, all right?
00:36:17One, two, three.
00:36:19Oh!
00:36:19Yeah, yeah.
00:36:28God, what was Cynthia thinking?
00:36:30I told her to leave Kirk with the hotel staff, not just anyone.
00:36:33Oh, God, I can't let Damon fire me.
00:36:35There's no way I'm going to deal with that lawsuit case.
00:36:37Oh, there you are, you naughty, naughty boy.
00:36:55You scare your mother.
00:36:57Oh, Kirk.
00:36:59Mommy!
00:37:00Oh, baby!
00:37:01Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:37:03Mommy!
00:37:03Oh, Kirk!
00:37:05Judy!
00:37:06Ma'am, hello?
00:37:06Hi, uh, hello.
00:37:07Mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:37:08Are you really this kid's mother?
00:37:11Did you not hear him call me mommy?
00:37:14You should keep a better eye on him.
00:37:16It's dangerous for him to run off on his own.
00:37:18Don't tell me how to raise my kid!
00:37:24I...
00:37:24Something wrong, sir?
00:37:28Nothing.
00:37:29No, I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize.
00:37:32Did mommy tell you to hide and wait here?
00:37:44I'm sorry, mommy, but I saw that big cake and it looked so yummy.
00:37:50Okay, well, mommy has to leave in a minute, so wait for Aunt Cynthia to pick you up, okay?
00:37:55You're not going to go around calling random guys your dad, right?
00:37:58Okay, but don't you think he looks just like me?
00:38:01Nope, nope, not at all.
00:38:04Okay, now who's going to pick you up in an hour?
00:38:06Auntie Cyn!
00:38:07Good, and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia, okay?
00:38:14I love you, baby.
00:38:15I'll see you tonight when I get home.
00:38:20Sir, they found something.
00:38:22They found the ring.
00:38:26Where'd you find those?
00:38:27Was that some antique pawn shop?
00:38:30A pawn shop?
00:38:31Yeah.
00:38:32Yeah.
00:38:40What do you want?
00:38:41I need to talk to you.
00:38:43Right now?
00:38:43Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention, please.
00:39:02As the proud father of the future groom, I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude
00:39:08at this momentous engagement celebration.
00:39:11What are you doing with Raymond?
00:39:16You're engaged, Patrick.
00:39:17Okay, this is extremely inappropriate.
00:39:20You know Blair will chew my face off if she sees us together.
00:39:23I just...
00:39:24I need to know.
00:39:27If you give the word, I will call off the engagement.
00:39:29I think I made my stance pretty clear last time.
00:39:31We're done.
00:39:32Whatever we had between us, it's not there anymore.
00:39:35Is it because of Raymond?
00:39:37If it helps you sleep at night, sure.
00:39:38And stop calling me.
00:39:44And stop asking to see me in private.
00:39:46Just stop it.
00:39:49Okay.
00:39:50Sir, I was just looking for you.
00:39:55The ceremony is about capturing.
00:39:57That I'm reassigning him to the Houston office.
00:40:00Tell him to get the fuck out of L.A.
00:40:02Now.
00:40:07So, God bless.
00:40:09May the bond of your love be everlasting.
00:40:11And I think I speak on all our behalf when I say,
00:40:14we can't wait for this wedding.
00:40:15Yay!
00:40:20Where have you been?
00:40:30I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:40:31Oh, so I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour?
00:40:35I guess we just missed each other.
00:40:38Now, let's get this party started.
00:40:40Yay!
00:40:50What?
00:40:55Texas?
00:40:56Hey.
00:40:57You should really focus on yourself.
00:41:00I'll deal with you when we get home.
00:41:03Deal with what?
00:41:08Deal with what?
00:41:11You and Patrick.
00:41:12I'll deal with you when we get home.
00:41:14I'll deal with you when we get home.
00:41:16Deal with what?
00:41:18I don't understand.
00:41:23Why would I be working with Patrick?
00:41:25Didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?
00:41:26What?
00:41:27Why would Patrick want to spy on you?
00:41:29Why did you meet him at the bar tonight?
00:41:31Alone?
00:41:32Were you feeding him information about me?
00:41:34Were you spying on me?
00:41:35Stop evading the question.
00:41:37Were you feeding him information about me or not?
00:41:39Okay, can we just take it back a second?
00:41:42I mean, where did this whole I'm a spy narrative even come from?
00:41:45You're at my banquets, you're in my offices, you're in my house, you're at my clubs.
00:41:49I mean, what am I supposed to think?
00:41:51You're everywhere.
00:41:54You're everywhere.
00:41:55Okay, so there's been a lot of coincidences, but why would Patrick want me to spy on you?
00:41:59So that you can seduce me to gain access to information that'll help Patrick and sweep the company out from under me.
00:42:06Okay, whatever business, family drama, political bullshit you're going through, I have nothing to do with it.
00:42:12I'm not here to steal information.
00:42:14I'm not here for Patrick.
00:42:15And I sure as hell am not here to seduce you.
00:42:17You really want me to believe that you haven't been trying to seduce me this entire time?
00:42:28Because it's been working.
00:42:47Hello?
00:43:11Yeah, alright, I'll be on in a minute.
00:43:17To the office, sir?
00:43:39No.
00:43:40I want to follow up on this ring.
00:43:42If you don't mind me asking, sir, what does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago?
00:43:49It's mine.
00:43:51I think I gave it to her that night.
00:43:53Well, the pawn shop says a young woman named Cindy sold it to them last week.
00:43:57She runs a women's boutique on Rodeo Drive.
00:44:00We can head there now.
00:44:01Welcome.
00:44:10Um, may I help you?
00:44:11Yes.
00:44:12Are you Cindy?
00:44:13Yes.
00:44:16Did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the 3rd?
00:44:19Yes.
00:44:23Well, how did you get your hands on this?
00:44:25Was that you six years ago from the presidential suite?
00:44:28What?
00:44:28What the hell are you talking about?
00:44:30Where'd you get the ring then?
00:44:32I snagged it from a flea market.
00:44:34The seller didn't know what it was worth.
00:44:36It only cost me 30 bucks.
00:44:38Okay, well, what did this person look like?
00:44:39I don't remember.
00:44:40It was years ago.
00:44:42Oh, I do remember.
00:44:44It was a woman around 40s or 50s.
00:44:47No, goddammit, it's not her.
00:44:48I'm sorry that wasn't her.
00:44:54We need to keep looking.
00:44:55Let's head back to the office.
00:44:57Yes, sir.
00:44:57While you're at it, just do another check on Miranda.
00:44:59I want to know everything about her.
00:45:01Who she associates with, what she's doing in my life.
00:45:04We've already tried, sir.
00:45:05Do it, or you're fired.
00:45:07Of course, sir.
00:45:16Hello?
00:45:18I am so sorry.
00:45:21No, I'm on my way.
00:45:22I will be there soon.
00:45:23Girl, I'm literally on the plane already.
00:45:25Kirk said he found his dad, so I sent Kirk to him.
00:45:28He knew...
00:45:29Sin?
00:45:30Sin!
00:45:32Sin, Kirk does not have a father.
00:45:34Where did you send him?
00:45:42I swear my dad does work here.
00:45:45Hey, excuse me.
00:45:46What's going on here?
00:45:47Dad!
00:45:47Oh, my gosh.
00:45:48Hey, what are you doing here, kid?
00:45:51What is your, uh, is your father work here?
00:45:53Hmm?
00:45:54You're my dad, and I just didn't have to get on a plane, so now I'm here.
00:45:59Hmm.
00:46:00Hey, sir, is that the kid from last night?
00:46:02Yeah, I think his father works here.
00:46:04Just, um, send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that their kid is in my office.
00:46:11Hey.
00:46:11Hey, buddy.
00:46:12You like, uh, you like model cars?
00:46:14Yeah, I've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my office.
00:46:18Hey, why don't we just hand them over to the police?
00:46:21Well, we gotta find his father first.
00:46:22But you are my dad.
00:46:24Do I look like your dad?
00:46:25Yes.
00:46:26You two do look alike.
00:46:30Sorry, what?
00:46:33You two look alike.
00:46:34Uh, well, hey, look, I've got a meeting to go to, so why don't you stay with Uncle Steve
00:46:48in my office, and, uh, I will be right back, okay?
00:46:52Is this your kid, sir?
00:47:12No, I don't have any kids.
00:47:15Oh, excuse me, Mr. King, I thought, uh, I thought he might be yours because, uh, he looks
00:47:20just like you.
00:47:24Sir, I'll get back to work.
00:47:29Stark!
00:47:35Do we really look that much alike?
00:47:37No.
00:47:40Yeah, um, I guess.
00:47:42Hey, buddy, you could be a businessman when you get older.
00:47:52You seem to have the charisma for it.
00:47:54Dad, I want to go home.
00:47:57His father not answered the memo yet.
00:47:59All right, here we are, right?
00:48:13Yeah.
00:48:15Look at that, look at that.
00:48:18Wow!
00:48:19You really are a kingdom.
00:48:21This is like a castle.
00:48:22That is right, and you are in my kingdom, so welcome.
00:48:27Sir, who is this?
00:48:29Uh, it's just for a couple of hours, um, until the police can make him up.
00:48:35Where'd you go?
00:48:49Where are you?
00:48:50Uh, hey, uh, where's Miranda at?
00:49:05She ran off this morning.
00:49:07Said something about a family emergency.
00:49:09Call her.
00:49:10Yes, sir.
00:49:11Oh, and, uh, while you're out, just go to the store.
00:49:15I'm not sure when the LAPD is getting here.
00:49:17Apparently they're understaffed today.
00:49:19What else is new?
00:49:20But, uh, I'm pretty sure cookies aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age, and...
00:49:24Get him a new toy while you're at it.
00:49:27Yes, sir.
00:49:27Oh, my gosh, it's Dad's.
00:49:57I'm not sure what kids eat, but I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do.
00:50:05Uh, also, this car toy was all they had.
00:50:07Yeah, that's fine.
00:50:09Hey, uh, any sign of Miranda?
00:50:12She's right there, sir.
00:50:21So, you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning.
00:50:26You can't tell me why you were in my bushes spying on me through my window.
00:50:30You can't seem to explain why Kirk seems to recognize you.
00:50:34And you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this morning.
00:50:41Oh, goody, I'm starving.
00:50:45He's your responsibility now.
00:50:48LAPD will be here shortly.
00:50:50Hopefully.
00:50:51Sounds good.
00:50:52Absolutely will do, can do.
00:50:56Okay, we're going to play a game, okay?
00:51:02Do you want to play a game with Mommy?
00:51:03Are we playing pretend?
00:51:05How, how did you know that?
00:51:08Because we did it the last time with the wig and sunglasses.
00:51:11Oh, right.
00:51:12Okay, we are going to play pretend again.
00:51:15I'm going to be the nanny, and you're going to be the little kid.
00:51:18But we can't let Mr. Raymond know that we're playing a game, okay?
00:51:23Okay.
00:51:27Nanny, I'm tired.
00:51:32Take him to the guest room.
00:51:34And I'm going to go ahead and get in contact with the cops, because they should be here by now.
00:51:40No!
00:51:40What's gotten into you?
00:51:48No.
00:51:50I will take care of it for you.
00:51:52You are very clearly busy with stuff.
00:51:57So I'll deal with the boy and the police, and you just, you just relax.
00:52:02Hi, LAPD.
00:52:18I was just calling about the little boy that was found at the K group this morning.
00:52:22I just wanted to let you know that his parents have been found, and there is no need to send anyone to pick him up.
00:52:27Yeah.
00:52:28Okay.
00:52:32Oh, oh, oh.
00:52:40I'm sorry.
00:52:42No, no, no.
00:52:42It's all right.
00:52:42It's all right.
00:52:44No, no, no.
00:52:45Stop, stop.
00:52:46I got it.
00:52:47I can get you a new outfit.
00:52:48That would be helpful.
00:52:50Hey.
00:52:51Hey, buddy.
00:52:51Buddy.
00:52:52It's all right?
00:52:53I'm not mad.
00:52:55It's just an accident.
00:52:56It happens, okay?
00:52:59Now, go ahead and take that, and let's go.
00:53:02We'll get it cleaned up.
00:53:03Okay.
00:53:04Yeah.
00:53:09Oh, thank you.
00:53:10You can go ahead and set it down right there.
00:53:13Oh, my gosh.
00:53:14Whoa.
00:53:14Hey.
00:53:20I am so sorry that was the car.
00:53:23Oh, okay.
00:53:24Well, I thought it was maybe just the ride you were going for.
00:53:27Oh, my gosh.
00:53:28Oh, my gosh.
00:53:28Oh, my gosh.
00:53:29Oh, my gosh.
00:53:46Hello?
00:53:46Raymond King, did you banish your cousin to Texas?
00:53:49Do you understand how mad your uncle is right now?
00:53:52Yeah, look, Mom, this was bound to happen, okay?
00:53:55He's been trying to claw his way into the K group for years, and he can have the Houston
00:53:59office, but there's no way in hell that I'm letting him take over the headquarters here
00:54:02in L.A.
00:54:02Raymond, Raymond, Raymond.
00:54:04Let's talk.
00:54:05In person.
00:54:06Okay.
00:54:06I'll let you know when I'm free.
00:54:08I've got a ton of work at the office, and I'm even on my way out right now.
00:54:12Too late.
00:54:12I'm already here.
00:54:22Hey, buddy.
00:54:23All right, we're going to go up.
00:54:24One, two, three.
00:54:26Nice.
00:54:27Just like the airplane.
00:54:28Let's go.
00:54:29Go one second.
00:54:30Go, go.
00:54:30Okay, no, no.
00:54:31Both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet, okay?
00:54:34Hey, can you stay quiet and play with the nanny?
00:54:37Nice.
00:54:39Wait, what's going on?
00:54:41Shh.
00:54:42Coming.
00:54:54I don't understand why you're making this so difficult.
00:54:58I asked you to marry Alicia, not fall in love with her.
00:55:02Without her family's support, your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did.
00:55:07I know, but that Uncle Andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years.
00:55:10I mean, do you think a marriage is really going to save anything?
00:55:14Your uncle aside, you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate.
00:55:19And Alicia is your best bet.
00:55:21The land her family controls is exactly what we need.
00:55:27Without the ability to expand, we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned.
00:55:32What's that?
00:55:36Uh, no, it's nothing.
00:55:37I must have paused the video I was watching.
00:55:43Tell me, Raymond.
00:55:44Why not Alicia?
00:55:46Well, look, I'm busy at the office with work and meetings and work.
00:55:52I don't have time for this.
00:55:56I'll call my driver.
00:55:58No need.
00:55:59I drove myself.
00:56:06Will you at least consider Alicia?
00:56:08She's not a bad-looking girl either.
00:56:10Hang on, yeah.
00:56:11Forgot my purse.
00:56:17Oh, sure.
00:56:25Whose toy is this?
00:56:29Whose toy is this?
00:56:32Oh, it's mine.
00:56:34I, you know, got it at the store.
00:56:38You used to love toy cars.
00:56:41We had to put the Greenfield Project on pause.
00:56:54What was that?
00:56:54The news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear.
00:56:58And on top of that, we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
00:57:05Look, I want a DNA test done on Kirk and I.
00:57:08What?
00:57:10Kirk, you mean that kid?
00:57:11There's just something about him.
00:57:13The more I look at him, the more it feels like I'm staring into a de-aging mirror.
00:57:19A de-aging?
00:57:20No, look, you get the point.
00:57:22Just do it in secret.
00:57:24Don't let anybody find out.
00:57:25Don't let Miranda or the kid know.
00:57:27Do it fast.
00:57:30I want results as quick as possible.
00:57:32Yes, sir.
00:57:32Hey, Kirk.
00:57:53Remember me?
00:57:54Remember me?
00:57:54Yeah, the boring uncle.
00:58:03Well, how about we play a game of hide and seek together?
00:58:07I want to play with Dad.
00:58:09Your dad's busy with work, but he sent me to play with you.
00:58:15Okay, but I want to hide first.
00:58:17Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:58:27Where are you?
00:58:33Uncle Steve can't find you.
00:58:44Ready or not, here I come.
00:58:47Found you.
00:58:48Okay, now it's my turn.
00:58:53One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:59:02What's this?
00:59:03It's the DNA test result, sir.
00:59:12So, we're not even a little bit related.
00:59:16Yes, sir.
00:59:18Sir, this is good news, isn't it?
00:59:34Mommy, take me out to play.
00:59:38Honey, it's raining outside.
00:59:40And besides, when we're together and we're alone, you can call me mom.
00:59:44Okay.
00:59:45Bye.
00:59:45Bye.
00:59:46Bye.
00:59:52God, the weather's just so weird today.
00:59:54Yeah, we got a big solar storm coming through.
00:59:57We've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
01:00:00I heard something spooky might happen.
01:00:02Maybe we'll get super-
01:00:03Oh, hey, hey.
01:00:04So, um, anyway, what I was gonna tell you, um, two days gone by and still no sign of the cops.
01:00:16No.
01:00:17No, they actually came by and it turns out that his father is really sick and so I told them
01:00:23that I would watch him that I would watch him for a few days.
01:00:26Great to see you here, kiddo.
01:00:29Oh, my...
01:00:30Oh, my...
01:00:32Mom!
01:00:37Mom!
01:00:38Mom!
01:00:38Mom!
01:00:39Mom!
01:00:39What?
01:00:40Did you just call me?
01:00:41Mom, are you okay?
01:00:42So you're telling me that we switched bodies?
01:01:00Oh, please tell me this is one big elaborate joke.
01:01:03Ah, no, this is not a dream.
01:01:10It's not rocket science.
01:01:11You unclip, you unwind, find an outlet, and there you go.
01:01:16There you go, there you go.
01:01:19Clip.
01:01:26Nanny, I'm tired.
01:01:35Come on.
01:01:36Mom, are you okay? You're acting weird.
01:01:41You're acting weird.
01:01:42How long do you have to play it in any game for? It was not that fun. It never even was.
01:01:48Okay, sure, we can stop. But what did you just call me?
01:01:52Mom, you said when it's just the two of us, I could call you Mom. And now the game is over.
01:01:58Why do you call me, um, Raymond Father?
01:02:04Because I look just like him. And in the movies, daddies and sons always look the same.
01:02:09Well, those are just the movies, kid. You gotta have some more kind of proof.
01:02:16But there is proof.
01:02:18What?
01:02:19The ring. If you draw and show it to Mr. Raymond, he could see it. It must be his.
01:02:24Do you remember what this ring looks like?
01:02:27You said it had a big green stone.
01:02:30Hmm.
01:02:31Alright, it's time for bed, kiddo.
01:02:33Good.
01:02:55Miranda, what is it?
01:02:58I am Raymond.
01:03:00What? Sorry, I don't have time for this. Mr. King and I have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:03:04I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago. We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:03:09What? How did you know that?
01:03:11Because I am Raymond King.
01:03:13This isn't funny. What is it, some kind of prank you thought of? What's next, a camera and a big sign that says gotcha? Please.
01:03:18Three years ago, when your mom got sick, I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her. The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:03:30Boss?
01:03:31Yeah.
01:03:33What happened?
01:03:35It's a long story. Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you. I need you to do another DNA sample, this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:03:43Not Miranda's.
01:03:45Yes, sir.
01:03:48For the Better of K group, you need to give Alicia a chance. Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:04:01Miranda, why don't you go clean the bedroom or something? This is a private conversation.
01:04:06Steve, why don't you join us?
01:04:18Steve, why don't you join us?
01:04:19Uh, no thanks, Mr. Miss, Mrs. King. I have stuff to do at the office. Where can I find, um, you know, Mr., uh, uh, Ms. Miranda?
01:04:32Miranda.
01:04:38What is going on with everyone today?
01:04:44Keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month.
01:04:47So he is my son.
01:05:00Sir, not to interrupt your, uh, midlife crisis, but we have another problem.
01:05:08You have six meetings today.
01:05:09Okay, and?
01:05:14Oh, crap.
01:05:29Miranda!
01:05:30Okay, don't worry, sir. I mean, Miranda. We have a plan.
01:05:35Come on.
01:05:56Ladies and gentlemen, uh, I would like to introduce to you today my new advisor, Miranda.
01:06:03Miranda.
01:06:06Uh, she will be stepping up today to lead today's meeting, and I trust that you will treat her with the same amount of respect that you treat me with, your boss, Raymond Cate.
01:06:17Raymond Cate.
01:06:35Oh.
01:06:39Oh, any idea on how to fix this?
01:06:41No, not a clue.
01:06:51Mr. King's office.
01:06:53Mm-hmm.
01:06:54Okay.
01:06:56Steve needs me. Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:00I...
01:07:01I...
01:07:04This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:07:06God, how much coffee does one person have to drink for their caffeine tolerance to be this high?
01:07:10It is high.
01:07:17Like I said, that just, it looks really good on you.
01:07:21What are you doing?
01:07:22Oh, it's you.
01:07:23That clumsy waitress.
01:07:25What are you doing here?
01:07:27Oh, I get it.
01:07:28You put those looks to use and seduced your way into a rich man's bed.
01:07:31I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:07:33Fuck off.
01:07:35Oh!
01:07:36Hey!
01:07:37What?
01:07:39Get back here!
01:07:43So what?
01:07:44Experimenting with my love life?
01:07:46What? No!
01:07:48Your mother was talking to me about how Alicia's the perfect match for you, and...
01:07:52Look, I was just doing you a favor by making the first move.
01:07:55A favor?
01:07:57You think setting me up with another woman is doing me a favor?
01:08:01Another woman?
01:08:03I...
01:08:04I don't understand.
01:08:08What's happening?
01:08:14What's happening?
01:08:15It's just a solar eclipse.
01:08:16Don't sidetrack it.
01:08:18I'm sorry.
01:08:20Like, it is so funny, you looking at me like that with my face.
01:08:25Is that actually how I look like when I'm at it?
01:08:28Well, it's your face.
01:08:29No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.
01:08:31How would I be doing something differently?
01:08:33I don't know, maybe it's the, uh...
01:08:34Oh, it's the hair.
01:08:35I never do my hair like that.
01:08:36I like it, though.
01:08:37It gives me a more professional feel.
01:08:40This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:08:42No, no, it's not at all.
01:08:43I think I...
01:08:44You don't have your hair like that.
01:08:45I always have my hair like that.
01:08:46What did you do to my hair?
01:08:47No, you don't.
01:08:48It's weird.
01:08:49No, your part is weird.
01:08:50I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:08:51My lips?
01:08:52Yeah, look at that.
01:08:53Look at that.
01:08:54Your lips, your hair, your eyes.
01:08:55Don't talk about my hair.
01:08:56Everything.
01:08:57Everything.
01:09:10Hey, don't try to sidetrack it.
01:09:13It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:09:16Why are you talkingin' about?
01:09:19Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son.
01:09:20Why don't you tell me?
01:09:23Just like the sky?
01:09:24Over the sun.
01:09:25Right.
01:09:26Why don't you...
01:09:27So we got our bodies back just like that.
01:09:29What was that...
01:09:30got a joke from the sun?
01:09:31Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.
01:09:33how i was gonna do it in your body you stay here and you figure out a reason why you've been lying
01:09:38to me for weeks what are you talking about why you didn't tell me kirk is my son
01:09:53so you're telling me it was you the whole time i mean didn't you recognize me well that night i
01:10:02was drugged and my memory was all fuzzy then i found out i was pregnant but i didn't remember
01:10:07what you looked like but but i went and i asked the hotel staff and they wouldn't tell me anything
01:10:11and so i ran out of options okay what about the ring then i sold it you know there was a time where
01:10:23kirk and i really struggled to get by what about you why didn't you recognize me well uh you know i
01:10:30was pretty messed up that night too but i was looking for you for years i mean i sent steve
01:10:36on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases but we could never come up with anything but
01:10:41here you are i'm so sorry that i accused you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family
01:10:49it's okay i mean i haven't forgiven you quite yet mr king okay well what can i do to earn your
01:10:56forgiveness mom dad you can start by being a dad oh you know what kid i uh i think you might be right
01:11:13about what we do look alike i knew it hey kiddo what do you want for dinner tonight pizza
01:11:27okay it's pizza then let's go get some pizza
01:11:34let's go
01:11:43so i take it you do this a lot not really so consider yourself lucky i don't think you'd say that if you
01:11:49knew who i am i don't need your backstory i'm never gonna see you again no alicia brown i will see you
01:11:56you very soon
01:12:10miss brown this is a contract for your father to sell the house
01:12:13no this is my mother's house you have no right to sell it it's not your house poor thing won't even
01:12:19have a roof over her head when your mother died she passed ownership to your father you have no legal
01:12:25right
01:12:29i put myself through college i never asked you for any money why do you have to take away mom's house
01:12:35this house was the only thing our mother left her shut up remember whose side you're on
01:12:41i'm not gonna let you sell the house unfortunately miss brown you have no legal claim on the house
01:12:50only mr brown can sell or transfer ownership oh my dear sister don't worry i have a proposition
01:12:59you can keep your mom's house if you marry that lucius lion so i don't have to
01:13:06what mother's family and the lion family needs to work together tighter bonds lead to a better
01:13:14business i'm gonna do you good to marry a lion they're very influential almost like cinderella
01:13:20says this is your family business not mine and i'm not your sister um fine then gather your garbage and
01:13:28leave we'll give you a minute to say goodbye dad how can you let them do this
01:13:32but i make the rules in this house marry lucius lion or get out of my house we want your answer
01:13:40before the end of the day wait can i can i at least meet the guy i'm not sure he's a busy
01:13:48man probably off fucking a two dollar whore there's no way i'd marry you off to that good for
01:14:00nothing man whore thank god i was getting nervous there for a minute
01:14:18at this table i make the rules do as i say and our game goes on mr lion you win we'll continue to
01:14:35comply with your company you have a quarterly meeting today and why spit it out your father is
01:15:03threatening your privileges if you don't marry you're not going to try to use me to keep the
01:15:07family business together i've dug up everything on the elder daughter of the brown family
01:15:16alicia brown thought i was to marry the other one you know the brunette
01:15:21she's a hard worker i want to meet her
01:15:31don't you bitches even think about evicting me it's not going to happen this house belongs to me and my
01:15:36mother
01:15:53she says thanks but wants to be alone tonight
01:15:57thanks for trying better luck next time
01:16:06i wanted to come over here and personally say thank you but i'm not interested in meeting anyone
01:16:18tonight no hard feelings but if you still want a free drink please i hate rum
01:16:36i see someone drink like that they're definitely trying to forget something like i said i'm not
01:16:46here to meet a friend fine but when i see someone sulking by themselves i try to help
01:16:55if you want another drink for your troubles it's on me you rehearse that line
01:17:00i figured in exchange for a drink you'd get whatever's bothering you off your trust
01:17:11what's your name
01:17:13i'm nobody besides you said you're not interested in making any friends okay nobody
01:17:20if you want to hear about it i'll take that drink
01:17:30wine's gone damn it marrying someone you don't love
01:17:36i'm rooting for you hope the guy's decent
01:17:46what was that for thank you and sweet well i won't get to do this again
01:17:53so i take it you do this a lot not really so consider yourself lucky i don't think you'd say
01:18:02that if you knew who i am i don't need your backstory i'm never gonna see you again
01:18:19i don't need to sneak out i'm not hurt you're trying to leave
01:18:42last night was a mistake
01:18:44no no last night was nice you're nice it was all nice well i'm convinced but are you sure you don't
01:18:55want to know who i am look if we'd met at another time then maybe we could get coffee or something but
01:19:02i'm kind of getting married well i did not see that coming
01:19:08well i hope your uh soon-to-be husband doesn't find out about all this and i don't know shoot me
01:19:20no it'll it'll be our little secret okay um i should go
01:19:26sorry
01:19:38tell my father i'll agree to the wedding
01:19:47alicia brown
01:19:51what an interesting woman
01:19:52are you ready i've made a change to our agreement
01:20:06i want it in writing one year of marriage i get my mother's house
01:20:11i didn't agree to that i get the house on your good word
01:20:19i'm not stupid
01:20:19you want the house back that bad two years at the least it's my final offer
01:20:31deal
01:20:31okay where's the groom maybe he realized who he was marrying and backed out
01:20:40let's just get this over with he'd better settle for you or you could kiss that house goodbye
01:20:50i heard lucius was a promiscuous man i mean he slept with half the women in this town
01:21:04i mean he slept with half the women in this town he and his father hate each other
01:21:08i'm sorry i'm late
01:21:17i'm sorry i'm late
01:21:30i'm fine young gentleman
01:21:37is that lucius lion he's sexy i see why the girls like him
01:21:43oh add me to that list yeah excuse me
01:21:51shall we
01:21:52you're lucius lion
01:21:54one and only
01:21:55why did you say something do you like with the girls you sleep with you didn't want to know me
01:22:03you came on to me so it's not my fault
01:22:06hey it's an honor to marry your daughter the honor is all ours i'm sure you two will get along
01:22:28you needn't worry about a thing
01:22:30well i hope our business relations will grow even stronger now
01:22:33well i'm not quite concerned with business on my wedding day
01:22:48how are you feeling sweetheart
01:22:50we need to talk through a few things in time
01:23:03you get all your one night stands to do your cleaning for you
01:23:07i'm a bit of a neat freak
01:23:09a maid maybe
01:23:16i have a few questions
01:23:18ask away
01:23:20put it with the prince charming routine it might work on your one night stands but it's not gonna work on me
01:23:25it worked for you that night
01:23:26i told you i overdid it that night and now that i'm being forced to marry you
01:23:45i need to lay down some rules
01:23:47very well it wasn't my choice to marry you either
01:23:50what do you mean my father thinks i'm only good for the family business
01:23:55he wanted this marriage to get your family shares in our company
01:24:00wait so that night you found me you were actually trying to get to know me
01:24:06damn it why didn't you just say something i guess it's too late now you said you had some rules
01:24:11rule number one you stay out of my business i stay out of yours i just got done with school and
01:24:18i'm looking for a job so
01:24:20fair enough i wouldn't want you meddling in my business okay great rule number two now hang on
01:24:26even if it's strictly business this is a relationship a relationship is a two-way street
01:24:32you want rules then so do i
01:24:34fair is fair what are your rules when the time comes i need you to act like my wife for appearances
01:24:44wow didn't strike me as someone who cared what people thought well i have family duties the same
01:24:51as you rule number two i'm not going to move in with you why i don't feel comfortable living in
01:24:59someone else's home then i want a date you're being serious you're pleasant enough besides i should
01:25:09know who i'm married to all right consider it done rule number three i want a divorce in two years
01:25:21my father should have your family shares by then he wouldn't care much what we do deal
01:25:29deal now this marriage might be untitled alone but if you need anything you've got it thanks
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