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Billionaire Daddy The Hunt Is On
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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:27The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:30A dead end?
00:00:32You mean nothing at all?
00:00:34Have you considered that perhaps she's already left LA?
00:00:38You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:40Well, I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:42I'm so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:46No, no, no.
00:00:48Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay?
00:00:52Bye.
00:01:00What the hell?
00:01:12What the hell?
00:01:24What the hell?
00:01:26What the hell?
00:01:54Hey mom, are we coming back to find daddy?
00:01:59Honey, I told you this before, I don't remember what he looks like.
00:02:04But you have a token!
00:02:06You mean the ring?
00:02:07You know that that's... lost?
00:02:15K Group at record high profits this year, thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King,
00:02:20who's brought the group's profits to over 10 billion dollars.
00:02:25Hey mom, do you think that guy is my dad?
00:02:28He looks just like me.
00:02:30I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire.
00:02:32Okay, then who is my dad?
00:02:37I can't believe Blair drugged me so she could set me up with this old mate.
00:02:45Come on pretty girl, get on over here.
00:02:50Ah!
00:03:07Hey mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:03:11Oh crap.
00:03:13Okay, I'm gonna go soon.
00:03:15Cynthia will be here, okay?
00:03:17Be good.
00:03:18Okay.
00:03:20What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:35Oh my god, what have you done?
00:03:37Do you have any idea how much this stress cost?
00:03:40I'm so sorry, I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:43You have a nice face.
00:03:45Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:47Trying to claw your way into high society I see?
00:03:50Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out.
00:03:53But I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like.
00:03:55Clean it?
00:03:56Of course you lower class people wouldn't get it.
00:03:59You think you can clean the dress?
00:04:01With the what, your dish soap?
00:04:03My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me.
00:04:20Raymond?
00:04:22Interesting.
00:04:23I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond.
00:04:26A pity considering your mother is more into people like someone of my status.
00:04:31You Calvins need my family, Alicia.
00:04:34It's not the other way around.
00:04:35It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.
00:04:38Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage, I don't care which chick you screw.
00:04:45I'll let you off the hook this time.
00:04:47There won't be a next.
00:04:54I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:04:55Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:58I...
00:04:59I don't think so.
00:05:02Right, of course.
00:05:03Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else.
00:05:07Carry on.
00:05:10Miranda?
00:05:12Miranda.
00:05:15Wow, Miranda.
00:05:16And here I thought you ran off and eloped with that old rich guy you met six years ago.
00:05:23Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.
00:05:25Why bother coming back to LA?
00:05:27Did you find another target?
00:05:28Who's the poor old soul this time for Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:32Miranda, what are you...
00:05:34Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink?
00:05:37Chardonnay?
00:05:40Sure.
00:05:42Don't think Patrick's gonna come crawling back to you just because you're back.
00:05:46We are engaged.
00:05:47And expecting.
00:05:49Congratulations, that's none of my business.
00:05:51Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:54If you take one look at my fiance, I will make your life a living hell.
00:05:59Do you understand?
00:06:00Let go of me.
00:06:05You're fired.
00:06:06What? Why?
00:06:07Do you know who you just insulted?
00:06:09That's the daughter of the Calvin family.
00:06:12Didn't she say she'll let it slide? It was an accident.
00:06:15Miss Alicia might be fine with it, but we're not.
00:06:18This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company.
00:06:21Do you understand?
00:06:22Please, sir, give me another chance. I can't lose this job.
00:06:26You know, I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.
00:06:31If you are serious about this position, we'd be at my place tonight.
00:06:37I may reconsider based on a performance review.
00:06:40In your dreams, perv.
00:06:41I'm sorry, excuse me. Have we met somewhere before?
00:06:57Sir, your mother just called. She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.
00:07:08Tell her I don't need one.
00:07:10I know, but she's already-
00:07:11Steve, can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:07:15I'm trying to get some peace and quiet and I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing around my life.
00:07:20You understand?
00:07:21Yes, sir. I'll try.
00:07:29What am I going to do? Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:07:32You do have an impressive academic record, but since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree,
00:08:00how about handling some administrative tasks?
00:08:03Really?
00:08:04Only on a trial basis, though.
00:08:07You can start today.
00:08:10Great. I need to get this signed by the client.
00:08:13Yes!
00:08:14Right away, sir, I will not let you down.
00:08:24How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate project coming along?
00:08:27We made good progress on the initial designs.
00:08:30Now we're waiting on the second draft.
00:08:33When's the submission?
00:08:34It's today, sir.
00:08:35Someone should be here shortly.
00:08:37Blanca's not coming?
00:08:39I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:08:49Yeah, send her in.
00:08:52Newbie.
00:08:53You?
00:08:54You?
00:08:55Sir, do you know her?
00:08:56Yes.
00:08:57No.
00:08:58No?
00:08:59We just met yesterday. That's it.
00:09:00You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm.
00:09:02Yeah, yes.
00:09:03So, first, you show up to my banquet as a waitress, and now you are in my office.
00:09:04Blanca's representative.
00:09:05You're in my office as Blanca's representative.
00:09:06You're in my office as a representative.
00:09:07I'm gonna say, don't you want to say anything?
00:09:08No?
00:09:09I want to say hi.
00:09:10No.
00:09:11We just met yesterday. That's it.
00:09:14You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm.
00:09:18Yeah, yes.
00:09:25So, first you show up to my banquet as a waitress,
00:09:29and now you are in my office as Blanca's representative.
00:09:34Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:37And I suggest that you be honest.
00:09:39This, uh, this is just a weird coincidence.
00:09:43Are you a spy?
00:09:44What? No.
00:09:46I just work two jobs.
00:10:00Well, how about you tell Blanca that I no longer need your services?
00:10:06What?
00:10:07No, my boss will fire me.
00:10:10That's not my problem.
00:10:12Wait, no.
00:10:15Miss, I have to ask you to leave.
00:10:17No, no, this is, this is my first day.
00:10:19Please, I need the money.
00:10:21You're beautiful, and you seem smart.
00:10:26So, tell me.
00:10:27Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:36Let's go.
00:10:38Call someone to take her out, too.
00:10:40Yes, sir.
00:10:40What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:50What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:50Good grief.
00:11:03Your first day of work, and you blew it with my top client.
00:11:06Miranda, you are fired.
00:11:09Get out of my face.
00:11:11Congratulations, Miranda.
00:11:32We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible.
00:11:35Yes, of course.
00:11:37Mrs. King, thank you so much.
00:11:39I will do my best to serve you.
00:11:41Oh, you won't be working for me.
00:11:43You'll be serving my son, Raymond.
00:11:46Raymond.
00:11:48Like the Raymond King from the K group?
00:11:49Mm, this is his home.
00:12:01Good try, small mom and bear.
00:12:04You watch me now a little bit.
00:12:06Finally, I got Kirk's tuition.
00:12:24Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:12:25Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:12:26Damn it.
00:12:50Don't turn it, don't turn it, don't turn it.
00:12:52Stop it.
00:12:53Stop it.
00:12:56Why is my floor wet?
00:13:07Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.
00:13:11Yes, sir.
00:13:14And about the new maid, sir-
00:13:16Take care of her, yourself.
00:13:21I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:13:24But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents.
00:13:32But I was just on my-
00:13:33There's nothing I can do.
00:13:36Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.
00:13:40We can work out a payment plan.
00:13:44What are you doing in my house?
00:13:45I'm working, or I was.
00:13:54So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:58Well, let's see, your date that night cost me my job as a waitress, and you got me fired from the interior design firm, and now I'm here.
00:14:12And now you're firing me from this job, too.
00:14:14I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:14:17It's okay.
00:14:19I understand.
00:14:21I'll leave now.
00:14:22Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:30Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:36About the banquet and the office, genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:40How about this?
00:14:44You can work your shift here as my maid, and double as my assistant at the K-Group office.
00:14:50I'll even double your pay.
00:14:53Really?
00:14:56Thank you so much.
00:14:58Okay.
00:14:58She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago, didn't finish her degree, now works part-time here and there, and she recently moved back to L.A. with her five-year-old son.
00:15:22Who is she?
00:15:23And who sent her?
00:15:25Look, I want details.
00:15:29Specifically who she associates with.
00:15:31Somebody hired her to spy on me.
00:15:34Granted, she's not very good.
00:15:38Sir?
00:15:40She's up to something, for sure.
00:15:43I've got her working both in my home and in my office.
00:15:47So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.
00:15:51Yes, sir.
00:15:52And one last thing.
00:15:54Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later.
00:15:57Mr. Patrick and Blair.
00:16:02I'll be there.
00:16:04Yes, sir.
00:16:05Never thought I'd see you like this.
00:16:22What are you, a maid?
00:16:24Hey, where are you going?
00:16:28Aren't you going to peel it for me?
00:16:31Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:16:40That's more like it.
00:16:42Excuse me.
00:16:43Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:16:57Of course, I'm just watering the plants.
00:17:00See?
00:17:01Yeah.
00:17:09Aren't you going to cut my fruit?
00:17:12Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.
00:17:15Ha ha.
00:17:15What are you talking about?
00:17:16Miranda, what were you thinking?
00:17:30Sir, I will get you a towel.
00:17:36So?
00:17:36I am so sorry.
00:17:40Why didn't you stop by the K group like I asked you to?
00:17:44Because I've been busy.
00:17:45I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:17:46Oh, okay.
00:17:47So it's my fault now?
00:17:48No, no, not at all.
00:17:53You know,
00:17:53I would stay sharp if I was you because spy game isn't for everyone.
00:18:00You know what?
00:18:05I've had just about enough of your attitude.
00:18:08I quit.
00:18:12We'll be back.
00:18:13Maybe little spy game isn't over.
00:18:20Raymond, you're all wet.
00:18:22Let me help you.
00:18:23Don't, don't touch me.
00:18:24Don't touch me.
00:18:30Okay, you can do this.
00:18:32You're a mother, Miranda.
00:18:34You can do this for Kirk,
00:18:35for a better life.
00:18:37I can handle it myself.
00:18:39Where's Patrick?
00:18:41I don't know.
00:18:42He's not here yet.
00:18:43Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:50Three, two, one.
00:18:56Welcome back.
00:18:57Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:19:00Mr. King,
00:19:01please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.
00:19:04Do you have a preference?
00:19:07Anyone will do.
00:19:13I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier,
00:19:16and I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:19:21Well, keep this up,
00:19:23and I might consider it.
00:19:26Miranda?
00:19:27Miranda?
00:19:31Hey, cousin.
00:19:35Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.
00:19:40Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:44She's just a maid.
00:19:48Hello?
00:19:49Yes?
00:19:51What?
00:19:52Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:53Okay, okay, fine.
00:19:55Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:19:56Here you go.
00:20:09You're being rude.
00:20:12Oh, you can always quit, you know?
00:20:15No one's stopping you.
00:20:16My apologies.
00:20:18Your wallet, sir.
00:20:20Much better.
00:20:23Oh, and another thing?
00:20:26Ignore Patrick and Blair.
00:20:28You work for me.
00:20:29I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:20:45How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:48Drop the act.
00:20:49You think I don't know what you're up to trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed,
00:20:52just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:54I...
00:20:54Patrick's with me now.
00:20:55So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:58You've always been a gold digger, even back at school.
00:21:01Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:21:03I'm warning you, stay away from the king family.
00:21:09If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:21:12You should be focusing on your Patrick, not making googly eyes at other men.
00:21:16If you need money, I can lend you some.
00:21:32You don't have to work here.
00:21:33Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:38Stop it.
00:21:38You're going to get me fired.
00:21:40You're a guest here.
00:21:42You left without saying a word.
00:21:44Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy, but was that a lie?
00:21:48What really happened?
00:21:50I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:52It doesn't matter anymore.
00:21:54You and Blair are engaged.
00:21:56There's no hope for us.
00:21:58That's not true.
00:21:59I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:22:03Just stop it.
00:22:04Come on, please, Miranda.
00:22:05What the hell is going on here?
00:22:14You're supposed to be making beds, not getting in them.
00:22:19You are fired.
00:22:22Get the hell out of here.
00:22:30Mommy will find a new job.
00:22:32Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:34Hey, son, what's up?
00:22:59Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:23:02A waiter at a high-end club.
00:23:05Just pouring wine for rich guys.
00:23:07What do you say?
00:23:08I...
00:23:09Like, really rich guys.
00:23:11The kind that tip a lot.
00:23:14How long is the shift?
00:23:16Just a night.
00:23:17A few hours tops.
00:23:18They're hosting a big event downtown and are super short-staffed.
00:23:22Listen, here's the best part.
00:23:25It's $1,500 for one night.
00:23:29$1,500?
00:23:33Okay, I'm in.
00:23:34God, any shorter night, I might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:23:37Oh, hey, you're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:39Yes, my name is Miranda.
00:23:42Sin said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:23:44Yeah, you know what?
00:23:45Forget the drinks.
00:23:46I understand you were in ballet, yeah?
00:23:48Yeah.
00:23:48We need you for something else, and we're willing to double your pay.
00:23:53$3,000?
00:23:54Mm-hmm.
00:23:54What do I have to do?
00:23:55Dance.
00:23:56What?
00:24:02Hello and welcome.
00:24:03We hope you enjoy the show.
00:24:07It's just one night.
00:24:09It's just for the money.
00:24:18They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:34That one, hey?
00:24:41She must be new.
00:24:42You haven't seen her around here before.
00:24:44She's still good, though.
00:24:45Give me a VIP room.
00:24:53Yes, sir, right away.
00:24:54Anything else?
00:24:55I want that dancer.
00:24:59Ooh, good choice.
00:25:01When the form will rise is to be my dreamy girl.
00:25:04She goes to sleep so she can sneak and probably creep tomorrow.
00:25:10Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter, and the dancing was already, like, a little bit much.
00:25:14This client is willing to pay $5,000.
00:25:17$5,000 for what, exactly?
00:25:19Don't worry about it.
00:25:20I know these guys.
00:25:21They're very rich.
00:25:23Just think how lucky you are to be in this position.
00:25:26It's Miranda.
00:25:27It's not a big deal.
00:25:28Just remember to service him very well.
00:25:33And remember, women would line up for miles for this opportunity.
00:25:37Tell me, though, why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?
00:25:51I, uh, have a scar.
00:25:55And it's really gross and disgusting.
00:25:58What a shame.
00:25:59Good thing you got a good figure, though.
00:26:01Yeah.
00:26:01You know, I can get someone else if you'd prefer.
00:26:05You, uh, see that cutie over there?
00:26:07That's your most distinguished guest tonight.
00:26:11If you, uh, make him happy, he'll get you eight grand.
00:26:17Eight grand, not five?
00:26:19Mm-hmm.
00:26:20So what?
00:26:21Like, pour drinks?
00:26:23Is that what your manager said?
00:26:25Okay, then.
00:26:26Yeah.
00:26:27Go in there.
00:26:28Pour him a drink.
00:26:29Okay.
00:26:30Let go.
00:26:39Let me see the scar.
00:26:40No, sir, you, you really don't want to see it.
00:26:48So, you're an exotic dancer.
00:26:51Now, tell me, how did your handler find me here?
00:26:54What handler?
00:26:55I work here.
00:26:57Okay, Blair fired me, and I needed the money.
00:27:00What?
00:27:02What?
00:27:03I told you to ignore them.
00:27:04You work for me.
00:27:05You remember?
00:27:06Yeah.
00:27:06Well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair when she's screaming in your face.
00:27:10Okay, just let me go.
00:27:11You can keep your eight grand.
00:27:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:15I cannot get fired from this job, too.
00:27:17You're going to make me pay for these damages.
00:27:19God, Raymond King, why do you make everything worse?
00:27:21Huh?
00:27:21Why are you always buzzing around?
00:27:23Why can't you just...
00:27:24Ow!
00:27:24No, no, stop touching the glass.
00:27:26Here.
00:27:27Ow.
00:27:28Look, I'll pay for the damages.
00:27:30Just...
00:27:30Just come back to work at my place.
00:27:34What, you want to rehire me?
00:27:35So you can sleep with me?
00:27:38No.
00:27:39Well, that is a good suggestion.
00:27:40No, no, no, no.
00:27:41I meant just come work for me.
00:27:43And me alone.
00:27:45No, absolutely not.
00:27:47If I go back and work for you, I'm going to be dead before I'm 30.
00:27:49Hey, no.
00:27:50Hey, look.
00:27:51Everybody has a price.
00:27:53How much should it cost?
00:27:54Hmm?
00:27:54How much should it cost to get you in here with me?
00:28:00Don't mind me.
00:28:01Carry on.
00:28:02Get out!
00:28:04Okay.
00:28:06How much should it cost, Miranda?
00:28:08Just tell me.
00:28:09Okay, fine.
00:28:10$10,000 a day, and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.
00:28:13Deal.
00:28:19Starting today, you belong to me.
00:28:26What is wrong with you?
00:28:29Well, I'm assuming that's a yes.
00:28:31Should we send someone to chase her down, or...
00:28:33No, no.
00:28:35She's actually my housemaid.
00:28:38She'll be back.
00:28:39Come.
00:28:40What?
00:28:42You just got rehired, Miranda.
00:28:44Why do you want to quit already?
00:28:46How about you put in a two-
00:28:47Please, I can't do this anymore.
00:28:49I'm just here to return this.
00:28:53We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.
00:28:56No, please.
00:28:56This is not worth his time.
00:28:58Turns out you really are Raymond's housemaid.
00:29:03What a plot twist.
00:29:05Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night, but you also shaved him and ran off.
00:29:11I like that.
00:29:12What are you doing here?
00:29:14You know, I think little Raymond is into you.
00:29:18Great.
00:29:19Well, I'm not interested in him.
00:29:20So, I hear that you want to quit.
00:29:34All right.
00:29:36Well, how about you stop by HR at the K Group on your way out to set up a court date.
00:29:42You're going to need to set up a payment plan to pay back the sign-on bonus.
00:29:48Why would you let her quit?
00:29:50Raymond, dude.
00:29:51Don't you like having a doll like that around as a housemate?
00:29:54I mean, there was a kind of, uh, weird kink you had in your, um-
00:30:00I assume you have a good lawyer.
00:30:04Yes.
00:30:05What I was trying to say, she should be living in her luxury house.
00:30:09Driving luxury cars, you know, weighted on hand and foot by servants.
00:30:13Instead, you have her here working as a servant.
00:30:15Why don't you just give it to me?
00:30:18You know, I'll, uh, take better care of her and make her happier than you can make her.
00:30:23All right, all right.
00:30:24I'll stop trying to poach your housemate.
00:30:26I'm just here to work.
00:30:27I'm not interested in either of you.
00:30:31You're interested in making money, though.
00:30:33What'd you say?
00:30:36You know what?
00:30:37I'm going to go.
00:30:45Fine.
00:30:45I thought you'd be avoiding me since last night.
00:30:59Working at the club was just a one-time thing.
00:31:02Oh, well, you don't look like a rookie.
00:31:05Oh, so you're experienced.
00:31:07No wonder you're very handy.
00:31:08That's not important.
00:31:12We had a deal last night, you remember?
00:31:16I don't remember agreeing to anything.
00:31:18You remember taking my black card?
00:31:22Get changed.
00:31:22I am not doing some weird roleplay with you.
00:31:28Oh, okay.
00:31:29So you're, uh, fantasizing about me now.
00:31:32What's this for?
00:31:42Well, I have a family gathering tonight to celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged, and...
00:31:48I need a date.
00:31:51And you want me?
00:31:53Yes.
00:31:54Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to head home.
00:31:56I have a son to take care of, if you don't remember, and the nanny gets off at six, so...
00:32:00Find someone else.
00:32:01You work for me.
00:32:05Why would I hire anybody else when I've got you?
00:32:09Because I'm your maid?
00:32:10I mean, what would people think?
00:32:11I'll take care of it.
00:32:12Don't worry.
00:32:13But I have to.
00:32:14Unless...
00:32:15You can think of...
00:32:18Another way that...
00:32:21You'd like to work for me tonight.
00:32:29Fine.
00:32:30Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:32Fine.
00:32:32Let's see if it fits first.
00:33:00This is your engagement party, Blair.
00:33:07Don't be impulsive.
00:33:08But Raymond is head of the King family.
00:33:10If Miranda marries him, then I'll be under...
00:33:12Forever.
00:33:13Okay.
00:33:14Even so, you can't go against him.
00:33:16Maybe just not so direct.
00:33:18Patrick is second in line to inherit K-Group, and now that I'm his fiancé, I can't let Miranda ruin us.
00:33:25Okay.
00:33:26You need to calm down.
00:33:26Calm down.
00:33:28If Patrick finds out that we set up Miranda to leave him, and sent her off to marry that old creep, he'll leave me.
00:33:34I...
00:33:34We...
00:33:35Worked so hard to get to where we're at today.
00:33:38If I don't marry into the King family, we'll be bankrupt.
00:33:44Raymond.
00:33:46Did you bring your maid to my engagement party?
00:33:49Don't you think that's a little inappropriate?
00:33:52Blair.
00:33:53Stop saying that.
00:33:56Everything's fine.
00:33:58Everyone.
00:33:59Emotions are just...
00:34:00Running high today.
00:34:02Fine?
00:34:03Then how come I keep seeing you stare at that third-rate whore?
00:34:09Don't think you can pull one over on me.
00:34:11Gold-digging bitch.
00:34:13I know about your scandal.
00:34:15And I'll release it.
00:34:15You mean, the one you orchestrated, Blair?
00:34:18Don't think you can weasel your way out of this one.
00:34:21Hey, Blair.
00:34:22Jesus.
00:34:22Have you lost your mind?
00:34:24Have you forgotten what day it is today?
00:34:29Come on.
00:34:30Let's go.
00:34:35I'm sorry, do you know Patrick?
00:34:37And what's that scandal that Blair was talking about?
00:34:39I have no clue what she's talking about.
00:34:42And I'm not involved with Patrick in any way.
00:34:46Maybe that's what Patrick said.
00:34:47Emotions are a little high today.
00:34:52Cheers to my engagement.
00:34:55So happy you could make it.
00:34:57Thank you for having me.
00:34:58Yeah, of course.
00:34:59I mean, it could be bigger.
00:35:01But, you know.
00:35:03Anyways.
00:35:07Whose little brat are you?
00:35:11Whose little brat are you?
00:35:12Let me go!
00:35:13Let me go!
00:35:14What?
00:35:14You've never seen a cake before?
00:35:15That's expensive.
00:35:17Don't you understand?
00:35:17More expensive than your life.
00:35:20Let go, me lady.
00:35:23Where are your parents?
00:35:25He's just lost.
00:35:26I'll go find his parents.
00:35:29What would you estimate if you have a moment to look it over?
00:35:31I don't really want to think about work right now, personally.
00:35:33I think it's best if we just enjoy...
00:35:35Ow!
00:35:36You're hurting me!
00:35:37Enough, you little brat!
00:35:39Hey!
00:35:39Blair!
00:35:40What are you doing?
00:35:41This is not my problem.
00:35:42Oh, excuse me!
00:35:43Where do you...
00:35:44Hey!
00:35:50Buddy, are you okay?
00:35:53Dad!
00:35:54Whoa!
00:35:56Whoa!
00:35:56I think, uh...
00:35:57I think you might be mistaken, because...
00:36:00I am not your dad.
00:36:02But you are my dad!
00:36:04But you are my dad!
00:36:05I'm my dad!
00:36:06Okay.
00:36:06Yeah.
00:36:07Oh, uh...
00:36:08Nothing to see here.
00:36:09Just, uh...
00:36:10A lost kid.
00:36:11Mr. King and I will help find his parents.
00:36:13Please, just continue to enjoy the party.
00:36:15Okay.
00:36:15Okay.
00:36:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:16Just...
00:36:17Just stop crying.
00:36:22Hey, young man.
00:36:25Oh, crap!
00:36:26I don't think this guy here is your father.
00:36:29Why don't you come with me, and we can go try and figure something out.
00:36:33No, you're wrong!
00:36:37Look, I think your parents are going to be worried if they can't find you.
00:36:40Why don't we go try and find them, huh?
00:36:41Okay, buddy.
00:36:44Uh...
00:36:45Let's go.
00:36:46All right?
00:36:46One, two, three...
00:36:48Oh!
00:36:48Yeah, yeah.
00:36:49God, what was Cynthia thinking?
00:36:59I told her to leave Kirk with the hotel staff, not just anyone.
00:37:02Oh, God, I can't let Damon fire me.
00:37:04There's no way I'm going to deal with that lawsuit case.
00:37:06Oh, there you are, you naughty, naughty boy.
00:37:24Why are you scared your mother?
00:37:29Mommy!
00:37:30Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:32Mommy!
00:37:33Oh, Kirk!
00:37:35Judy, ma'am, hello, hi, uh, hello.
00:37:37Are you really this kid's mother?
00:37:41Did you not hear him call me mommy?
00:37:44You should keep a better eye on him.
00:37:45It's dangerous for him to run off on his own.
00:37:48Don't tell me how to raise my kid!
00:37:53I...
00:37:53Something wrong, sir?
00:37:58Nothing, no.
00:37:59I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize.
00:38:07Did mommy tell you to hide and wait here?
00:38:14I'm sorry, mommy, but I stole that big cake and it looked so yummy.
00:38:20Okay, well, mommy has to leave in a minute, so wait for Aunt Cynthia to pick you up, okay?
00:38:25You're not going to go around calling random guys your dad, right?
00:38:28Okay, but don't you think he looks just like me?
00:38:32Nope, nope, not at all.
00:38:34Okay, now who's going to pick you up in an hour?
00:38:36I'm too soon!
00:38:38Good, and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia, okay?
00:38:45I love you, baby.
00:38:46I'll see you tonight when I get home.
00:38:50Sir, they found something.
00:38:53They found the ring.
00:38:56Where'd you find this?
00:38:58Was that some antique pawn shop?
00:39:01A pawn shop?
00:39:03Yeah.
00:39:03What do you want?
00:39:12I need to talk to you.
00:39:14Right now?
00:39:14Right now?
00:39:14Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention, please.
00:39:33As the proud father of the future groom, I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude
00:39:39at this momentous engagement celebration.
00:39:44What are you doing with Raymond?
00:39:47You're engaged, Patrick.
00:39:49Okay, this is extremely inappropriate.
00:39:52You know Blair will chew my face off if she sees us together.
00:39:55I just...
00:39:57I need to know.
00:39:58If you give the word, I will call off the engagement.
00:40:01I think I made my stance pretty clear last time.
00:40:03We're done.
00:40:04Whatever we had between us, it's not there anymore.
00:40:06Is it because of Raymond?
00:40:08If it helps you sleep at night, sure.
00:40:14And stop calling me.
00:40:15And stop asking to see me in private.
00:40:18Just stop it.
00:40:18Sir, I was just looking for you.
00:40:27The ceremony is about Patrick.
00:40:29That I'm reassigning him to the Houston office.
00:40:32Tell him to get the fuck out of LA.
00:40:34Now.
00:40:39So, God bless.
00:40:41May the bond of your love be everlasting.
00:40:43And I think I speak on all our behalf when I say,
00:40:46we can't wait for this wedding.
00:40:48Yay.
00:40:48Where have you been?
00:41:02I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:41:04Oh, so I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour?
00:41:08I guess we just missed each other.
00:41:11Now, let's get this party started.
00:41:13Yay.
00:41:18What?
00:41:28Texas?
00:41:29Hey.
00:41:30You should really focus on yourself.
00:41:33I'll deal with you when we get home.
00:41:36Deal with what?
00:41:41Deal with what?
00:41:42You and Patrick.
00:41:53I...
00:41:54I don't understand.
00:41:56Why would I be working with Patrick?
00:41:58Didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?
00:41:59What?
00:42:00Why would Patrick want to spy on you?
00:42:02Why did you meet him at the bar tonight?
00:42:04Alone?
00:42:05Were you feeding him information about me?
00:42:07Were you spying on me?
00:42:08Stop evading the question.
00:42:10Were you feeding him information about me or not?
00:42:13Okay, can we just take it back a second?
00:42:15I mean, where did this whole I'm a spy narrative even come from?
00:42:18You're at my banquets.
00:42:20You're in my offices.
00:42:21You're in my house.
00:42:22You're at my clubs.
00:42:23I mean, what am I supposed to think?
00:42:24You're everywhere.
00:42:28You're everywhere.
00:42:29Okay, so there's been a lot of coincidences, but why would Patrick want me to spy on you?
00:42:33So that you can seduce me to gain access to information that'll help Patrick sweep the company out from under me.
00:42:40Okay, whatever business, family drama, political bullshit you're going through, I have nothing to do with it.
00:42:45I'm not here to steal information.
00:42:47I'm not here for Patrick.
00:42:48And I sure as hell am not here to seduce you.
00:42:51You really want me to believe that you haven't been trying to seduce me this entire time?
00:42:56Because it's been working.
00:43:26Oh, yeah, all right, I'll be on a minute.
00:43:56To the office, sir?
00:44:13No.
00:44:15I want to follow up on this ring.
00:44:17If you don't mind me asking, sir, what does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago?
00:44:23It's mine.
00:44:24I think I gave it to her that night.
00:44:28Well, the pawn shop says a young woman named Cindy sold it to them last week.
00:44:32She runs a women's boutique on Rodeo Drive.
00:44:35We can head there now.
00:44:44Welcome.
00:44:45Um, may I help you?
00:44:46Yes.
00:44:47Are you Cindy?
00:44:48Yes.
00:44:48Yes.
00:44:50Did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the 3rd?
00:44:54Yes.
00:44:58Well, how did you get your hands on this?
00:45:01Was that you six years ago from the presidential suite?
00:45:03What?
00:45:04What the hell are you talking about?
00:45:06Where'd you get the ring then?
00:45:07I snagged it from a flea market.
00:45:10The seller didn't know what it was worth.
00:45:11It only cost me 30 bucks.
00:45:13Okay, well, what did this person look like?
00:45:15I don't remember.
00:45:15It was years ago.
00:45:17Oh, I do remember.
00:45:20It was a woman around 40s or 50s.
00:45:23No, goddammit, it's not her.
00:45:28I'm sorry that wasn't her.
00:45:29We need to keep looking.
00:45:31Let's head back to the office.
00:45:32Yes, sir.
00:45:33While you're at it, just do another check on Miranda.
00:45:34I want to know everything about her.
00:45:37Who she associates with, what she's doing in my life.
00:45:39We've already tried, sir.
00:45:40Do it, or you're fired.
00:45:43Of course, sir.
00:45:51Hello?
00:45:52I am so sorry.
00:45:57No, I'm on my way.
00:45:58I will be there soon.
00:45:59Girl, I'm literally on the plane already.
00:46:01Kirk said he found his dad, so I sent Kirk to him.
00:46:04He knew...
00:46:05Sin?
00:46:06Sin!
00:46:08Sin, Kirk does not have a father.
00:46:10Where did you send him?
00:46:18I swear my dad does work here.
00:46:21Hey, excuse me.
00:46:22What's going on here?
00:46:23Dad!
00:46:23Oh, my gosh.
00:46:24Hey, what are you doing here, kid?
00:46:27What is your, uh...
00:46:28Does your father work here?
00:46:29Hmm?
00:46:30You're my dad, and I just didn't have to get on a plane,
00:46:34so now I'm here.
00:46:35Hmm.
00:46:36Hey, sir, is that the kid from last night?
00:46:38Yeah, I think his father works here.
00:46:40Just, um, send a memo through the system
00:46:42telling whoever it is that their kid is in my office.
00:46:47Hey.
00:46:48Hey, buddy.
00:46:49You like, uh...
00:46:50You like model cars?
00:46:51Yeah.
00:46:52I've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my office.
00:46:55Hey, why don't we just hand them over to the police?
00:46:57Well, we've got to find his father first.
00:46:58But you are my dad.
00:47:00Do I look like your dad?
00:47:02Yes.
00:47:04You two do look alike.
00:47:07Sorry, what?
00:47:09You two look alike.
00:47:11Uh, well, hey, look.
00:47:21I've got a meeting to go to,
00:47:23so why don't you stay with Uncle Steve in my office,
00:47:27and, uh, I will be right back, okay?
00:47:29Okay.
00:47:30Is this your kid, sir?
00:47:49No, I don't have any kids.
00:47:52Oh.
00:47:54Excuse me, Mr. King.
00:47:55I thought, uh, I thought he might be yours,
00:47:57because, uh, he looks just like you.
00:48:01Sir, I'll get back to work.
00:48:07Stark!
00:48:07Do we really look that much alike?
00:48:15No.
00:48:17Yes.
00:48:18Um, I guess.
00:48:26Hey, buddy.
00:48:28You could be a businessman when you get older.
00:48:30You seem to have the charisma for it.
00:48:32Dad, I want to go home.
00:48:34This is why they're not answering the memo yet.
00:48:49All right, here we are.
00:48:50Ready?
00:48:52Yeah.
00:48:54Look at that.
00:48:54Look at that.
00:48:56Wow!
00:48:57You really are a kingdom.
00:48:59This is like a castle.
00:49:01That is right, and you are in my kingdom.
00:49:03So, welcome.
00:49:05Sir, what is this?
00:49:07Uh, it's just for a couple of hours, um,
00:49:11until at least you can pick him up.
00:49:25Where'd you go?
00:49:27Where are you?
00:49:29Uh, hey, uh, where's Miranda at?
00:49:44She ran off this morning.
00:49:46Said something about a family emergency.
00:49:48Call her.
00:49:49Yes, sir.
00:49:50Oh, and, uh, while you're out, just go to the store.
00:49:54I'm not sure when the LAPD is getting here.
00:49:56Apparently they're understaffed today.
00:49:57What else is new?
00:49:59But, uh, I'm pretty sure cookies aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age,
00:50:02and get them in a toy while you're at it.
00:50:06Yes, sir.
00:50:06Oh, my gosh.
00:50:23It's Dad's.
00:50:24I'm not sure what kids eat, but I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do.
00:50:44Uh, also, this car toy was all they had.
00:50:47Yeah, that's fine.
00:50:47Hey, uh, any sign of Miranda?
00:50:51She's right there, sir.
00:50:52So, you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning.
00:51:06You can't tell me why you were in my bushes spying on me through my window.
00:51:10You can't seem to explain why Kirk seems to recognize you,
00:51:14and you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this morning.
00:51:19Oh, goody, I'm starving.
00:51:26He's your responsibility now.
00:51:28LAPD will be here shortly.
00:51:30Hopefully.
00:51:31Sounds good.
00:51:32Absolutely will do what can do.
00:51:40Okay, we're going to play a game, okay?
00:51:42Do you want to play a game with Mommy?
00:51:44Are we playing pretend?
00:51:46How did you know that?
00:51:48Because we did it the last time with the wig and sunglasses.
00:51:52All right.
00:51:53Okay, we are going to play pretend again.
00:51:55I'm going to be the nanny, and you're going to be the little kid.
00:51:59But we can't let Mr. Raymond know that we're playing a game, okay?
00:52:04Okay.
00:52:08Nanny, I'm tired.
00:52:10I'm tired.
00:52:10Take him to the guest room.
00:52:15And I'm going to go ahead and get in contact with the cops,
00:52:18because they should be here by now.
00:52:20No!
00:52:21What's gotten into you?
00:52:29No.
00:52:31I will take care of it for you.
00:52:33You are very clearly busy with stuff.
00:52:39So I'll deal with the boy and the police,
00:52:41and you just...
00:52:42You just relax.
00:52:43Hi, LAPD.
00:53:00I was just calling about the little boy
00:53:01that was found at the K group this morning.
00:53:03I just wanted to let you know that his parents have been found,
00:53:05and there is no need to send anyone to pick him up.
00:53:08Yeah.
00:53:09Okay.
00:53:20Oh!
00:53:20Oh!
00:53:21Oh!
00:53:21I'm sorry!
00:53:23No, no, no.
00:53:24It's all right.
00:53:24It's all right.
00:53:26No, no, no.
00:53:27Stop, stop.
00:53:27I got it.
00:53:28I can get you a new outfit.
00:53:30That would be helpful.
00:53:32Hey.
00:53:33Hey, buddy.
00:53:33Buddy.
00:53:34It's all right?
00:53:35I'm not mad.
00:53:37It's just an accident.
00:53:38It happens, okay?
00:53:40Now, go ahead and take that,
00:53:43and let's go get it cleaned up.
00:53:45Okay?
00:53:46Yeah.
00:53:51Oh, thank you.
00:53:52You can go ahead and set it down right there.
00:53:55Dude!
00:53:55Oh, my gosh!
00:53:56What?
00:53:56Hey.
00:53:58I'm so sorry.
00:54:04That was the car.
00:54:05Oh, okay.
00:54:06Well, I thought it was maybe just the ride you were going for.
00:54:28Hello?
00:54:29Raymond King, did you banish your cousin to Texas?
00:54:32Do you understand how mad your uncle is right now?
00:54:34Yeah, look, Mom, this was bound to happen, okay?
00:54:38He's been trying to claw his way into the K group for years,
00:54:40and he can have the Houston office,
00:54:42but there's no way in hell that I'm letting him take over the headquarters here in L.A.
00:54:45Raymond, Raymond, Raymond.
00:54:47Let's talk in person.
00:54:49Okay, I'll let you know when I'm free.
00:54:51I've got a ton of work at the office,
00:54:52and I'm even on my way out right now.
00:54:54Hey, buddy.
00:55:06All right, we're going to go up.
00:55:07One, two, three.
00:55:09Nice.
00:55:10Just like the airplane.
00:55:11Let's go.
00:55:12Go one second.
00:55:13Go, go.
00:55:13Okay, no, no.
00:55:14Both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet, okay?
00:55:16Hey, can you stay quiet and play with the nanny?
00:55:20Nice.
00:55:22Wait, what's going on?
00:55:23I don't understand why you're making this so difficult.
00:55:41I asked you to marry Alicia, not fall in love with her.
00:55:46Without her family's support,
00:55:47your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did.
00:55:50I know, but that Uncle Andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years.
00:55:54Do you think a marriage is really going to save anything?
00:55:57Your uncle aside,
00:55:59you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate.
00:56:03And Alicia is your best bet.
00:56:06The land her family controls is exactly what we need.
00:56:09Without the ability to expand,
00:56:13we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned.
00:56:19What's that?
00:56:20Uh, no, it's nothing.
00:56:21I must have paused the video I was watching.
00:56:27Tell me, Raymond.
00:56:28Why not Alicia?
00:56:29Well, look, I'm busy at the office with work and meetings and work.
00:56:37I don't have time for this.
00:56:40I'll call my driver.
00:56:42No need.
00:56:43I drove myself.
00:56:50Will you at least consider Alicia?
00:56:52She's not a bad-looking girl, either.
00:56:55Hang on, yeah.
00:57:00Forgot my purse.
00:57:02Oh, sure, sure.
00:57:09Whose toy is this?
00:57:13Whose toy is this?
00:57:17Oh, it's mine.
00:57:18I, you know, got it at the store.
00:57:23You used to love toy cars.
00:57:36We had to put the Greenfield Project on pause.
00:57:39What was that?
00:57:39The news said there's a big solar storm coming
00:57:41that could mess with our gear.
00:57:43And on top of that,
00:57:44we're expecting some serious downpours
00:57:46and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
00:57:50Look, I want a DNA test done on Kirk and I.
00:57:53What?
00:57:55Kirk, you mean that kid?
00:57:56There's just something about him.
00:57:59The more I look at him,
00:58:00the more it feels like I'm staring into a
00:58:02de-aging mirror.
00:58:04A de-aging...
00:58:05No, look, you get the point.
00:58:08Just do it in secret.
00:58:09Don't let anybody find out.
00:58:10Don't let Miranda or the kid know.
00:58:13Do it fast.
00:58:13I want results as quick as possible.
00:58:17Yes, sir.
00:58:37Hey, Kirk.
00:58:39Remember me?
00:58:40Remember me?
00:58:43Yeah, the boring uncle.
00:58:49Well, how about we play a game of hide-and-seek together?
00:58:53I want to play with Dad.
00:58:55Your dad's busy with work,
00:58:57but he sent me to play with you.
00:59:00Okay, but I want to hide first.
00:59:03Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:59:17Where are you?
00:59:19Uncle Steve can't find you.
00:59:30Ready or not, here I come.
00:59:32Found you.
00:59:37Okay, now it's my turn.
00:59:39One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:59:49What's this?
00:59:50It's the DNA test result, sir.
00:59:51So, we're not even a little bit related.
01:00:02Yes, sir.
01:00:06Sir?
01:00:08This is good news, isn't it?
01:00:10Mommy, can you take me out to play?
01:00:25Honey, it's raining outside.
01:00:27And besides, when we're together and we're alone,
01:00:29you can call me mom.
01:00:39God, the weather's just so weird today.
01:00:42Yeah, we got a big solar storm coming through.
01:00:44We've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
01:00:46I heard something spooky might happen.
01:00:49Maybe we'll get super couched.
01:00:51Oh, hey, hey.
01:00:54So, um, anyway, what I was gonna tell you.
01:00:58Um, two days gone by and still no sign of the cops.
01:01:02No, no, they actually came by
01:01:06and it turns out that his father is really sick
01:01:10and so I told them that I would watch him for a few days.
01:01:13Great to see you here, kiddo.
01:01:17Oh, my...
01:01:17Mom!
01:01:25Mom!
01:01:26Mom!
01:01:27What did you just call me?
01:01:29Mom, are you okay?
01:01:32Mom!
01:01:43So, you're telling me that we switched bodies?
01:01:48Oh, please tell me this is one big elaborate joke.
01:01:51Ah, no.
01:01:52This is not a dream.
01:01:58It's not rocket science.
01:02:00You unclip, you unwind.
01:02:02Find an outlet and
01:02:03there you go.
01:02:05There you go.
01:02:06Open.
01:02:07There you go.
01:02:08It's perfect.
01:02:14Nanny, I'm tired.
01:02:24Come on.
01:02:25Mom, are you okay?
01:02:28Mom, are you okay?
01:02:30You're acting weird.
01:02:31How long do you have to play it in any game for?
01:02:35It was not that fun.
01:02:36It never even was.
01:02:38Okay, sure, we can stop.
01:02:39But what did you just call me?
01:02:41Mom, you said when it's just the two of us,
01:02:44I could call you Mom.
01:02:45And now the game is over.
01:02:47Why do you call me, um, Raymond, father?
01:02:54Because I look just like him.
01:02:55And in the movies, daddies and sons always look the same.
01:02:59Well, those are just the movies, kid.
01:03:01You gotta have some more kind of proof.
01:03:05But there is proof.
01:03:08What?
01:03:09The ring.
01:03:10If you draw it and show it to Mr. Raymond,
01:03:12he could see it.
01:03:13It must be his.
01:03:14Do you remember what this ring looks like?
01:03:16You said it had a big green stone.
01:03:20All right, it's time for bed, kiddo.
01:03:22Miranda, what is it?
01:03:48I am Raymond.
01:03:50What?
01:03:50Sorry, I don't have time for this.
01:03:52Mr. King and I have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:03:54I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago.
01:03:57We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:04:00What?
01:04:00How did you know that?
01:04:01Because I am Raymond King.
01:04:03This isn't funny.
01:04:04What is this, some kind of prank you thought of?
01:04:06What's next?
01:04:06A camera and a big sign that says gotcha?
01:04:08Please.
01:04:09Three years ago, when your mom got sick,
01:04:11I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.
01:04:13The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:04:21Boss?
01:04:21What happened?
01:04:25It's a long story.
01:04:26Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you.
01:04:29I need you to do another DNA sample, this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:04:34No, not Miranda's.
01:04:35Yes, sir.
01:04:37For the Better of K group, you need to give Alicia a chance.
01:04:49Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:04:52Miranda, why don't you go clean the bedroom or something?
01:04:55This is a private conversation.
01:05:08Steve, why don't you join us?
01:05:10Oh, no thanks, Mr.
01:05:14Miss, Mrs. King.
01:05:15I have stuff to do at the office.
01:05:18Where can I find, you know, Mr.
01:05:22Miss Miranda?
01:05:24What is going on with everyone today?
01:05:31I keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month.
01:05:39So he is my son.
01:05:51Sir, not to interrupt your midlife crisis, but we have another problem.
01:05:58You have six meetings today.
01:06:01Okay, and?
01:06:06Oh, crap.
01:06:21Miranda!
01:06:22Okay, don't worry, sir.
01:06:26I mean, Miranda.
01:06:27We have a plan.
01:06:28Come on.
01:06:48Ladies and gentlemen,
01:06:50I would like to introduce to you today
01:06:53my new advisor,
01:06:55Miranda.
01:06:59She will be stepping up today
01:07:01to lead today's meeting
01:07:03and I trust that you
01:07:04will treat her
01:07:06with the same amount of respect
01:07:07that you treat me with,
01:07:08your boss,
01:07:10Raymond Cate.
01:07:20Mr. King's office.
01:07:31Oh, any idea on how to fix this?
01:07:35No, not a glove.
01:07:44Mr. King's office.
01:07:45Mm-hmm.
01:07:47Okay.
01:07:50Steve needs me.
01:07:52Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:55I...
01:07:55This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:08:00God, how much coffee does one person have to drink
01:08:02for their caffeine tolerance to be this high?
01:08:04Like I said,
01:08:12that just,
01:08:13it looks really good on you.
01:08:14What are you doing?
01:08:16Oh, it's you.
01:08:17That clumsy waitress.
01:08:19What are you doing here?
01:08:20Oh, I get it.
01:08:21You put those looks to use
01:08:23and seduced your way
01:08:23into a rich man's bed.
01:08:25I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:08:27Fuck off.
01:08:30Hey!
01:08:30Get back here!
01:08:37So what?
01:08:38Experimenting with my love life?
01:08:40What?
01:08:40No!
01:08:42Your mother was talking to me
01:08:43about how Alicia's the perfect match for you
01:08:45and look,
01:08:47I was just doing you a favor
01:08:48by making the first move.
01:08:50A favor?
01:08:51You think setting me up with another woman
01:08:53is doing me a favor?
01:08:56Another woman?
01:08:57I...
01:08:57I don't understand.
01:09:00What's happening?
01:09:09What's happening?
01:09:10It's just a solar eclipse.
01:09:11Don't sidetrack it.
01:09:14I'm sorry.
01:09:16Like,
01:09:17it is so funny
01:09:18you looking at me like that
01:09:19with my face.
01:09:20Is that actually how I look like
01:09:22when I'm at it?
01:09:23Well, it's your face.
01:09:24No, I just think you're doing it
01:09:25a little bit different.
01:09:26How?
01:09:26How would I be doing something differently?
01:09:28I don't know.
01:09:28Maybe it's the, uh...
01:09:29Oh, it's the hair.
01:09:30I never do my hair like that.
01:09:31I like it, though.
01:09:32It gives me a more
01:09:33professional feel.
01:09:35This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:09:37No.
01:09:38No, it's not at all.
01:09:39I think I can have a...
01:09:39You don't have your hair like that.
01:09:41I always have my hair like that.
01:09:42What did you do to my hair?
01:09:43No, you don't.
01:09:44No, your part is weird.
01:09:44I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:09:46Yeah.
01:09:46Look at that.
01:09:46Okay, so I don't have, like, lips right?
01:09:48Your lips, your hair, your lips, your hair, your eyes.
01:09:50Don't talk about my hair.
01:09:51Everything.
01:10:05Hey, don't try to sidetrack it.
01:10:08It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:10:10So, we got our bodies back just like that.
01:10:21What was that?
01:10:22Some kind of joke from the sun?
01:10:23Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.
01:10:26We've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes,
01:10:27and I was trying to figure out how I was going to do it in your body.
01:10:31You stay here, and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:10:34What are you talking about?
01:10:37Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son.
01:10:49So, you're telling me it was you the whole time?
01:10:53I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:10:57That night, I was drugged, and my memory was all fuzzy.
01:11:01Then I found out I was pregnant, but I didn't remember what you looked like.
01:11:03But I went in, and I asked the hotel staff, and they wouldn't tell me anything.
01:11:07So, I ran out of options.
01:11:09Okay, well, what about the ring, then?
01:11:12I sold it.
01:11:14You know, there was a time where Kirk and I really struggled to get by.
01:11:21What about you?
01:11:23Why didn't you recognize me?
01:11:25Well, you know, I was pretty messed up that night, too.
01:11:29But I was looking for you for years.
01:11:30I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases, but we could never come up with anything.
01:11:36But here you are.
01:11:40I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family.
01:11:46It's okay.
01:11:47I mean, I haven't forgiven you quite yet, Mr. King.
01:11:49Okay, well, what can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:11:53Mom!
01:11:54Dad!
01:11:54You can start by being a dad.
01:12:03Oh, you know what, kid?
01:12:06I think you might be right.
01:12:09About what?
01:12:11We do look alike.
01:12:13I knew it!
01:12:16Hey, kiddo, what do you want for dinner tonight?
01:12:19Pizza!
01:12:20Pizza!
01:12:20It's pizza, then.
01:12:26Let's go get some pizza.
01:12:30Let's go!
01:12:31Let's go!
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