#KOITV #filmengsub #drama #movieengsub #reedshort #film #KOICHANNEL #chinesedrama #Kdrama #dramaengsub #englishsubstitle #chinesedramaengsub #moviehot #romance #movieengsub #reedshortfulleps
Category
đ„
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:27The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:30A dead end?
00:00:32You mean nothing at all?
00:00:34Have you considered that perhaps she's already left LA?
00:00:37You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:39I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:41I was so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:45No, no, no, Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay? Bye.
00:01:00What?
00:01:02What?
00:01:06What?
00:01:08What?
00:01:10What?
00:01:12What?
00:01:14What?
00:01:16What?
00:01:18What?
00:01:20What?
00:01:22What?
00:01:24What?
00:01:26What?
00:01:28What?
00:01:30What?
00:01:31What?
00:01:32What?
00:01:33What?
00:01:34What?
00:01:35What?
00:01:36What?
00:01:37What?
00:01:38What?
00:01:39What?
00:01:40What?
00:01:41What?
00:01:42What?
00:01:43What?
00:01:44What?
00:01:45What?
00:01:46What?
00:01:47What?
00:01:48What?
00:01:49What?
00:01:50What?
00:01:51hey mom are we coming back to find daddy
00:01:57honey i told you this before i don't remember what he looks like
00:02:02but you have a token you mean the ring you know that that's lost
00:02:08k group at record high profits this year thanks to the group's ceo raymond king who's brought the
00:02:19group's profits to over 10 billion dollars hey mom do you think that guy is my dad he looks just
00:02:27like me i think i'd remember if he was a billionaire okay then who is my dad
00:02:33i can't believe flair drugged me so she could set me up with this old mate
00:02:39come on pretty girl get on over here
00:02:49hey mom aren't you going to be late
00:03:07oh crap okay i'm gonna go soon cynthia won't be here okay be good
00:03:14okay
00:03:15what will she do without me huh
00:03:21oh my god what have you done do you have any idea how much this dress cost
00:03:37i i'm i'm so sorry i was not looking where i was going
00:03:40you have a nice face tell me are you just here to seduce the men
00:03:44trying to claw your way into high society i see
00:03:47ma'am i don't think that stain is going to come out
00:03:50but i can get it cleaned for you if you'd like
00:03:52clean it of course you lower class people wouldn't get it
00:03:56you think you can clean the dress with what your dish soap
00:04:00my legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me
00:04:14raymond interesting i didn't know you were into these low lives raymond
00:04:22a pity considering your mother's more into people like someone of my status
00:04:27you calvins need my family alicia it's not the other way around it's
00:04:32probably best that you get that through your thick skull
00:04:34well as long as our families are joined through marriage i don't care which chick you screw
00:04:41i'll let you off the hook this time there won't be a next
00:04:45i'm sorry excuse me have we met somewhere before i i don't think so
00:04:58right of course sorry i mistook you for somebody else carry on miranda
00:05:08miranda wow miranda and here i thought you ran off and eloped with that old rich guy you
00:05:14met six years ago blair you know i never ran off and married that old man why bother coming back
00:05:22to la did you find another target who's the poor old soul this time for little miss gold digger
00:05:27miranda what are you patrick why don't you go grab me another drink chardonnay
00:05:35sure don't think patrick's gonna come crawling back to you just because you're back
00:05:41we are engaged and expecting congratulations that's none of my business now can i please
00:05:47get back to work if you take one look at my fiance i will make your life a living hell
00:05:54do you understand let go of me
00:06:00you're fired what why do you know who you just insulted that's the daughter of the calvin family
00:06:06but didn't she say she'll let it slide it was an accident miss alicia might be fine with it but
00:06:12we're not this kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company do you
00:06:16understand please sir give me another chance i can't lose this job you know i did see you flirt with
00:06:24mr raymond king if you are serious about this position we'd be at my place tonight i may reconsider
00:06:33based on a performance review in your dreams perv
00:06:48i'm sorry excuse me have we met somewhere before
00:06:51sir your mother just called she wants your opinion for a new maid in the house tell her i don't need
00:07:03one i know but she's already steve can't you just send her on a vacation or something i'm trying to
00:07:10get some peace and quiet and i can't do that when she's constantly buzzing around my life you understand
00:07:15yes sir i'll try
00:07:23what am i gonna do kirk's tuition is due next week
00:07:31king's mansion stays looking for a household maid six hours a day 10k per month
00:07:45you do have an impressive academic record but since you haven't finished your bachelor of fine arts
00:07:54degree how about handling some administrative tasks really only on a trial basis though you can start
00:08:01today great i need to get this signed by the client yes right away sir i will not let you down
00:08:09how is the design proposal for the greenfield estate project coming along we made good progress on the
00:08:22initial designs now we're waiting on the second draft when's the submission it's today sir someone
00:08:29should be here shortly blanca's not coming i heard they're sending a newbie
00:08:41yeah send her in
00:08:45newbie
00:08:50you
00:08:50sir do you
00:08:57sir do you know her
00:08:58yes
00:09:02no
00:09:04we just met yesterday that's it
00:09:07you're the newbie from blanca's design firm
00:09:11yeah yes
00:09:12yes
00:09:18so
00:09:19first
00:09:20you show up to my banquet as a waitress and now
00:09:24you are in my office as blanca's representative do you want to tell me what's going on here
00:09:30and i suggest that you be honest
00:09:32this uh this is just a weird coincidence
00:09:35are you a spy what no
00:09:39i just work two jobs
00:09:42well how about you tell blanca that i no longer need your services
00:09:58what no my boss will fire me that's not my problem wait no
00:10:07miss i have to ask you to leave no no this is this is my first day
00:10:11please i need the money you're beautiful and you seem smart so tell me
00:10:22would you keep a spy this close
00:10:24let's go
00:10:29call someone to take her out too yes sir
00:10:32what the hell is wrong with that guy
00:10:49good grief your first day of work and you blew it with my top client miranda you are fired
00:10:59you are fired
00:11:01get out of my face
00:11:10congratulations miranda we'd love for you to start tomorrow if possible
00:11:12yes of course
00:11:26missus king thank you thank you so much i will do my best to serve you oh you won't be working for me
00:11:34you'll be serving my son raymond
00:11:36like the raymond like the raymond king from the k group
00:11:42this is his home
00:11:52good try smile mama bear you watch me now a little bit
00:12:00good
00:12:12finally i got kirk's tuition thank you sign on bonus
00:12:16Damn it!
00:12:41Stop!
00:12:41Stop!
00:12:42Stop!
00:12:43Stop!
00:12:46Why is my floor wet?
00:12:57Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.
00:13:01Yes, sir.
00:13:04And about the new maid, sir.
00:13:06Take care of her yourself.
00:13:11I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:13:14But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents.
00:13:22But I was just on my...
00:13:23There's nothing I can do.
00:13:25Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.
00:13:29We can work out a payment plan.
00:13:33What are you doing in my house?
00:13:40I'm working.
00:13:41Or, I was.
00:13:44So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:49Well, let's see.
00:13:51Your date that night cost me my job as a waitress, and you got me fired from the interior design firm.
00:13:56And now I'm here.
00:14:01And now you're firing me from this job, too.
00:14:03I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:14:06It's okay.
00:14:07Okay.
00:14:07I understand.
00:14:10I'll leave now.
00:14:14Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:19Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:20About the banquet and the office, genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:31How about this?
00:14:32You can work your shift here as my maid, and double as my assistant at the K Group office.
00:14:37I'll even double your pay.
00:14:42Really?
00:14:45Thank you so much.
00:14:47Okay.
00:14:47She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago.
00:15:03Didn't finish her degree.
00:15:04Now works part-time here and there.
00:15:06And she recently moved back to LA with her five-year-old son.
00:15:10Who is she?
00:15:12And who sent her?
00:15:14Look, I want details.
00:15:17Specifically who she associates with.
00:15:19Somebody hired her to spy on me.
00:15:22Granted, she's not very good.
00:15:27Sir?
00:15:28She's up to something, for sure.
00:15:31I've got her working both in my home and in my office.
00:15:34So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.
00:15:39Yes, sir.
00:15:40And one last thing.
00:15:42Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later.
00:15:46Patrick and Blair.
00:15:50I'll be there.
00:15:52Yes, sir.
00:16:04I never thought I'd see you like this.
00:16:10What are you, a maid?
00:16:14Hey, where are you going?
00:16:16Aren't you going to peel it for me?
00:16:18Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:16:27That's more like it.
00:16:29Excuse me.
00:16:30Excuse me.
00:16:30Excuse me.
00:16:32Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:16:44Of course, I am.
00:16:45I'm just, um, I am just watering the plants.
00:16:48See?
00:16:48Uh-huh.
00:16:48Aren't you going to, aren't you going to cut my fruit?
00:16:59Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.
00:17:02Ha-ha!
00:17:02What are you talking about?
00:17:03Oh!
00:17:07Oh!
00:17:07Miranda!
00:17:15What were you thinking?
00:17:17Sir, I will get you a towel.
00:17:23So?
00:17:24I, I am so sorry.
00:17:26Why didn't you stop by the K group like I asked you to?
00:17:30Because I've been busy.
00:17:31I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:17:33Oh, okay, so it's my fault now?
00:17:34No, no, not at all.
00:17:39You know, I would stay sharp if I was you, because spy game isn't for everyone.
00:17:49You know what?
00:17:51I've had just about enough of your attitude.
00:17:54I quit.
00:17:54We'll be back.
00:17:59Your little spy game isn't over.
00:18:06Raymond, you're all wet.
00:18:08Let me help you.
00:18:08Don't, don't touch me.
00:18:16Okay, you can do this.
00:18:18You're a mother, Miranda.
00:18:20You can do this for Kirk, for a better life.
00:18:23I can handle it myself.
00:18:25Where's Patrick?
00:18:26I don't know.
00:18:27He's not here yet.
00:18:28Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:36Three, two, one.
00:18:42Welcome back.
00:18:44Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:18:46Mr. King, please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.
00:18:49Do you have a preference?
00:18:52Anyone will do.
00:18:54I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier, and I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:19:06Well, keep this up, and I might consider it.
00:19:11Miranda?
00:19:15Miranda.
00:19:16Hey, cousin.
00:19:17Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.
00:19:25Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:29She's just a maid.
00:19:33Hello?
00:19:34Yes?
00:19:36What?
00:19:36Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:38Okay, okay, fine.
00:19:40Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:42Okay.
00:19:42Okay.
00:19:43Okay.
00:19:43Okay.
00:19:43Okay.
00:19:44Okay.
00:19:44Okay.
00:19:44Okay.
00:19:45Here you go.
00:19:53You're being rude.
00:19:56Oh, you can always quit, you know?
00:19:59No one's stopping you.
00:20:01My apologies.
00:20:03Your wallet, sir.
00:20:05Much better.
00:20:08Oh, and another thing?
00:20:10Ignore Patrick and Blair.
00:20:12You work for me.
00:20:13I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:20:29How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:31Drop the app.
00:20:32You think I don't know what you're up to trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed just like
00:20:36you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:37I...
00:20:38Patrick's with me now.
00:20:39So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:41You've always been a gold digger, even back at school.
00:20:44Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:20:49I'm warning you.
00:20:50Stay away from the King family.
00:20:52If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:20:55You should be focusing on your Patrick, not making googly eyes at other men.
00:21:09Miranda.
00:21:09If you need money, I can lend you some.
00:21:15You don't have to work here.
00:21:16Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:21Stop it.
00:21:21You're gonna get me fired.
00:21:23You're a guest here.
00:21:25You left without saying a word.
00:21:28Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy.
00:21:30But was that a lie?
00:21:31What really happened?
00:21:32I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:35It doesn't matter anymore.
00:21:37You and Blair are engaged.
00:21:38There's no hope for us.
00:21:40That's not true.
00:21:42I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:21:46Just stop it.
00:21:47Come on, please, Miranda.
00:21:48What the hell is going on here?
00:21:57You're supposed to be making beds, not getting in them.
00:22:02You are fired.
00:22:04Get the hell out of here.
00:22:05Mommy will find a new job.
00:22:15Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:16Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:16Hey, son, what's up?
00:22:42Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:22:44A waiter at a high-end club.
00:22:46Just pouring wine for rich guys.
00:22:48What do you say?
00:22:50I...
00:22:50Like, really rich guys.
00:22:52The kind that tip a lot.
00:22:55How long is the shift?
00:22:57Just a night.
00:22:58A few hours tops.
00:23:00They're hosting a big event downtown and are super short-staffed.
00:23:04Listen, here's the best part.
00:23:06It's $1,500 for one night.
00:23:10$1,500?
00:23:14Okay, I'm in.
00:23:16God, any shorter night, I might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:23:19Oh, hey, you're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:21Yes, my name is Miranda.
00:23:23Sin said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:23:25Yeah, you know what?
00:23:26Forget the drinks.
00:23:27I understand you learn ballet, yeah?
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:30We need you for something else, and we're willing to double your pay.
00:23:33$3,000?
00:23:35Mm-hmm.
00:23:35What do I have to do?
00:23:36Dance.
00:23:37My what?
00:23:43Hello and welcome.
00:23:44We hope you enjoy the show.
00:23:48It's just one night.
00:23:50It's just for the money.
00:23:50They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:14That one, hey?
00:24:16She must be new.
00:24:23You haven't seen her around here before.
00:24:25She's still good, though.
00:24:29Give me a VIP room.
00:24:33Yes, sir.
00:24:33Right away.
00:24:34Anything else?
00:24:35I want that dancer.
00:24:37Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter, and the dancing was already, like, a little bit much.
00:24:54This client is willing to pay $5,000.
00:24:57$5,000 for what, exactly?
00:24:59Well, don't worry about it.
00:25:00I know these guys.
00:25:01They're very rich.
00:25:03Just think how lucky you are to be in this position.
00:25:05It's Miranda.
00:25:07Yeah, it's not a big deal.
00:25:08Just remember to service him very well.
00:25:13And remember, women would line up for miles for this opportunity.
00:25:25Tell me, though, why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?
00:25:30I, uh, have a scar, and it's really gross and disgusting.
00:25:37What a shame.
00:25:39Good thing you got a good figure, though.
00:25:41Yeah.
00:25:42You know, I could get someone else if you prefer.
00:25:44You, uh, see that cutie over there?
00:25:47That's your most distinguished guest tonight.
00:25:50If you, uh, make him happy, we'll get you eight grand.
00:25:54Eight grand, not five?
00:25:58Mm-hmm.
00:25:59So what?
00:26:00Like, pour drinks?
00:26:02Is that what your manager said?
00:26:04Okay, then.
00:26:05Yeah.
00:26:06Go in there.
00:26:07Pour in your drink.
00:26:17Let go.
00:26:18Let me see the scar.
00:26:19No, sir, you, you really don't want to see it.
00:26:27So, you're an exotic dancer.
00:26:30Now, tell me, how did your handler find me here?
00:26:33Hmm?
00:26:33What handler?
00:26:34I work here.
00:26:36Okay, Blair fired me, and I needed the money.
00:26:38What?
00:26:40What?
00:26:41I told you to ignore them.
00:26:43You work for me.
00:26:44You remember?
00:26:45Yeah.
00:26:45Well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair when she's screaming in your face.
00:26:48Okay, just let me go.
00:26:50You can keep your eight grand.
00:26:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:54I cannot get fired from this job, too.
00:26:56They're gonna make me pay for these damages.
00:26:57God, Raymond King, why do you make everything worse, huh?
00:26:59Why are you always buzzing around?
00:27:01Why can't you just...
00:27:02Ow!
00:27:02No, no, just stop touching the glass.
00:27:04Here.
00:27:06Ow.
00:27:06Look, I'll pay for the damages.
00:27:08Just...
00:27:08Just come back to work at my place.
00:27:12What, you want to rehire me?
00:27:14So you can sleep with me?
00:27:16No.
00:27:16Well, that is a good suggestion.
00:27:18No, no, no, no.
00:27:19I meant just come work for me.
00:27:21And me alone.
00:27:23No, absolutely not.
00:27:25If I go back and work for you, I'm gonna be dead before I'm 30.
00:27:27Hey, no.
00:27:28Hey, look.
00:27:29Everybody has a price.
00:27:31How much should it cost?
00:27:32Hmm?
00:27:32How much should it cost to get you in here with me?
00:27:38Don't mind me.
00:27:39Carry on.
00:27:40Get out!
00:27:42Okay.
00:27:42Okay.
00:27:42How much should it cost, Miranda?
00:27:45Just tell me.
00:27:47Okay, fine.
00:27:4810,000 a day, and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.
00:27:51Deal.
00:27:56Starting today, you belong to me.
00:27:59What is wrong with you?
00:28:06Well, I'm assuming that's a yes.
00:28:08Should we send someone to chase her down or...
00:28:10No.
00:28:11No.
00:28:12She's actually my housemaid.
00:28:15She'll be back.
00:28:19What?
00:28:19You just got rehired, Miranda.
00:28:21Why do you want to quit already?
00:28:23How about you put in a two-
00:28:24Please.
00:28:25I can't do this anymore.
00:28:26I'm just here to return this.
00:28:30We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.
00:28:33No, please.
00:28:33This is not worth his time.
00:28:36Turns out you really are Raymond's housemaid.
00:28:40What a plot twist.
00:28:42Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night,
00:28:45but you also shifped him and ran off.
00:28:48I like that.
00:28:49What are you doing here?
00:28:51You know, I think little Raymond is into you.
00:28:55Great.
00:28:56Well, I'm not interested in him.
00:29:09So, I hear that you want to quit.
00:29:12Alright.
00:29:13Well, how about you stop by HR at the K Group on your way out to set up a court date?
00:29:18You're going to need to set up a payment plan to pay back the sign-on bonus.
00:29:24Why would you let her quit?
00:29:26Raymond, dude.
00:29:27Don't you like having a girl like that around as a housemate?
00:29:30I mean, it was a kind of, uh, weird kink you had in your, um...
00:29:36I assume you have a good lawyer.
00:29:41Yes.
00:29:42What I was trying to say, she should be living in her luxury house.
00:29:45Driving luxury cars, you know, waited on hand and foot by servants.
00:29:49Instead, you have her here working as a servant.
00:29:53Why don't you just give it to me?
00:29:54You know, I'll take better care of her and make her happier than you can make her.
00:29:59Alright, alright.
00:30:00I'll stop trying to poach your housemate.
00:30:02I'm just here to work.
00:30:03I'm not interested in either of you.
00:30:06You're interested in making money, though.
00:30:09You know what?
00:30:13I'm going to go.
00:30:14Fine.
00:30:31Thought you'd be avoiding me since last night.
00:30:34Working at the club was just a one-time thing.
00:30:37Oh, well, you don't look like a rookie.
00:30:40Oh, so you're experienced.
00:30:42No wonder you're very handy.
00:30:44That's not important.
00:30:47We had a deal last night, you remember?
00:30:51I don't remember agreeing to anything.
00:30:53You remember taking my black card?
00:30:57Get changed.
00:31:00I am not doing some weird roleplay with you.
00:31:03Oh, okay, so you're fantasizing about me now.
00:31:07Oh.
00:31:14What's this for?
00:31:16Well, I have a family gathering tonight to celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged.
00:31:22And I need a date.
00:31:25And you want me?
00:31:28Yes.
00:31:28Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to head home.
00:31:31I have a son to take care of, if you don't remember.
00:31:33And the nanny gets off at six, so find someone else.
00:31:36You work for me.
00:31:38Why would I hire anybody else when I've got you?
00:31:43Because I'm your maid?
00:31:44I mean, what would people think?
00:31:45I'll take care of it.
00:31:47Don't worry.
00:31:48But I have to.
00:31:48Unless you can think of another way that you'd like to work for me tonight.
00:31:58Fine.
00:32:04Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:28This is your engagement party, Blair.
00:32:40Don't be impulsive.
00:32:42But Raymond is head of the King family.
00:32:43If Miranda marries him, then I'll be under forever.
00:32:47Okay, even so, you can't go against him.
00:32:50Maybe just not so direct.
00:32:52Patrick is second in line to inherit K group, and now that I'm his fiance, I can't let Miranda ruin us.
00:32:58Okay, you need to calm down.
00:33:00Calm down?
00:33:01If Patrick finds out that we set up Miranda to leave him and sent her off to marry that old creep, he'll leave me.
00:33:07I, we, worked so hard to get to where we're at today.
00:33:11If I don't marry into the King family, we'll be bankrupt.
00:33:18Raymond, did you bring your maid to my engagement party?
00:33:23Don't you think that's a little inappropriate?
00:33:25Blair, stop saying.
00:33:28Everything's fine.
00:33:31Everyone.
00:33:32Emotions are just running high today.
00:33:35Fine?
00:33:36Then how come I keep seeing you stare at that third-rate whore?
00:33:42Don't think you can pull one over on me, gold-digging bitch.
00:33:46I know about your scandal, and I'll release it.
00:33:49You mean the one you orchestrated, Blair?
00:33:51Don't think you can weasel your way out of this one.
00:33:54Hey, Blair.
00:33:54Jesus.
00:33:55Have you lost your mind?
00:33:57Have you forgotten what day it is today?
00:34:02Come on.
00:34:03Let's go.
00:34:07I'm sorry.
00:34:08Do you know Patrick?
00:34:09And what's that scandal that Blair was talking about?
00:34:13I have no clue what she's talking about, and I'm not involved with Patrick in any way.
00:34:18Maybe that's what Patrick said.
00:34:20Emotions are a little high today.
00:34:21Cheers to my engagement.
00:34:27So happy you could make it.
00:34:29Thank you for having me.
00:34:30Yeah, of course.
00:34:32I mean, it could be bigger, but, you know.
00:34:35Anyways.
00:34:39Whose little brat are you?
00:34:43Whose little brat are you?
00:34:44Let me go!
00:34:45Let me go!
00:34:46What, you've never seen a cake before?
00:34:47That's expensive.
00:34:49Don't you understand?
00:34:49More expensive than your life.
00:34:52Let go, mean lady.
00:34:55Where are your parents?
00:34:57He's just lost.
00:34:58I'll go find his parents.
00:35:01Do you know I assume if you have a moment to look it over?
00:35:03I don't really want to think about work right now, personally.
00:35:05I think it's best if we just enjoy...
00:35:07Ow!
00:35:08You're hurting me!
00:35:09Enough, you little brat.
00:35:10Hey, Blair.
00:35:12What are you doing?
00:35:13This is not my problem.
00:35:14Oh, excuse me.
00:35:15Where are you?
00:35:20Hey.
00:35:22What, are you okay?
00:35:25Dad!
00:35:26Whoa.
00:35:27Whoa, I think you might be mistaken, because I am not your dad.
00:35:34But you are my dad.
00:35:35But you are my dad.
00:35:36I'm my dad.
00:35:37Okay, yeah.
00:35:39Oh, nothing to see here.
00:35:40Just a lost kid.
00:35:42Mr. King and I will help find his parents.
00:35:44Please, just continue to enjoy the party.
00:35:46Okay, okay.
00:35:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:48Just stop crying.
00:35:53Hey, young man.
00:35:56Oh, crap.
00:35:57I don't think this guy here is your father.
00:36:00Why don't you come with me, and we can go try and figure something out.
00:36:04No, you're wrong.
00:36:08Look, I think your parents are going to be worried if they can't find you.
00:36:11Why don't we go try and find them, huh?
00:36:15Okay, buddy.
00:36:16Let's go, all right?
00:36:17One, two, three.
00:36:19Oh, yeah.
00:36:20God, what was Cynthia thinking?
00:36:30I told her to leave Kirk with the hotel staff, not just anyone.
00:36:33Oh, God, I can't let Damon fire me.
00:36:35There's no way I'm going to deal with that lawsuit case.
00:36:37Oh, there you are, you naughty, naughty boy.
00:36:55You scare your mother.
00:36:59Mommy!
00:37:01Okay, here you go.
00:37:02Mommy!
00:37:03Oh, Kirk.
00:37:05Judy.
00:37:06Ma'am, hello, hi.
00:37:06Hi, uh, hello.
00:37:09Are you really this kid's mother?
00:37:11Did you not hear him call me mommy?
00:37:14You should keep a better eye on him.
00:37:16It's dangerous for him to run off on his own.
00:37:18Don't tell me how to raise my kid.
00:37:23I-
00:37:23Something wrong, sir?
00:37:28Nothing, no.
00:37:29I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize.
00:37:31Did mommy tell you to hide and wait here?
00:37:44I'm sorry, mommy, but I saw that big cake and it looked so yummy.
00:37:49Okay, well, mommy has to leave in a minute, so wait for Aunt Cynthia to pick you up, okay?
00:37:55You're not going to go around calling random guys your dad, right?
00:37:58Okay, but don't you think he looks just like me?
00:38:01Nope.
00:38:02Nope, not at all.
00:38:04Okay, now who's going to pick you up in an hour?
00:38:06Auntie Cyn!
00:38:07Good, and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia, okay?
00:38:14I love you, baby.
00:38:15I'll see you tonight when I get home.
00:38:20Sir, they found something.
00:38:22They found the ring.
00:38:25Where'd you find those?
00:38:27Was that some antique pawn shop?
00:38:30A pawn shop?
00:38:32Yeah.
00:38:32Yeah.
00:38:32What do you want?
00:38:41I need to talk to you.
00:38:43Right now?
00:38:58Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention, please.
00:39:02As the proud father of the future groom, I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude
00:39:08at this momentous engagement celebration.
00:39:13What are you doing with Raymond?
00:39:16You're engaged, Patrick.
00:39:18Okay, this is extremely inappropriate.
00:39:20You know Blair will chew my face off if she sees us together.
00:39:23I just...
00:39:25I need to know.
00:39:27If you give the word, I will call off the engagement.
00:39:29I think I made my stance pretty clear last time.
00:39:31We're done.
00:39:32Whatever we had between us, it's not there anymore.
00:39:35Is it because of Raymond?
00:39:37If it helps you sleep at night, sure.
00:39:42And stop calling me.
00:39:43And stop asking to see me in private.
00:39:46Just stop it.
00:39:47Okay.
00:39:48Okay.
00:39:49Sir, I was just looking for you.
00:39:55The ceremony is about capturing.
00:39:57That I'm reassigning him to the Houston office.
00:40:00Tell him to get the fuck out of LA.
00:40:02Now.
00:40:02So, God bless.
00:40:09May the bond of your love be everlasting.
00:40:11And I think I speak on all our behalf when I say,
00:40:14We can't wait for this wedding.
00:40:15Yay!
00:40:29Where have you been?
00:40:30I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:40:31Oh, so I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour?
00:40:35I guess we just miss each other.
00:40:38Now, let's get this party started.
00:40:54What?
00:40:55Texas?
00:40:56Hey.
00:40:57You should really focus on yourself.
00:40:59I'll deal with you when we get home.
00:41:03Deal with what?
00:41:08Deal with what?
00:41:11You and Patrick.
00:41:12I don't understand.
00:41:23Why would I be working with Patrick?
00:41:25Didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?
00:41:26What?
00:41:27Why would Patrick want to spy on you?
00:41:29Why did you meet him at the bar tonight?
00:41:31Alone?
00:41:32Were you feeding him information about me?
00:41:34Were you spying on me?
00:41:35Stop evading the question.
00:41:37Were you feeding him information about me or not?
00:41:39Okay, can we just take it back a second?
00:41:42I mean, where did this whole I'm a spy narrative even come from?
00:41:45You're at my banquets.
00:41:46You're in my offices.
00:41:47You're in my house.
00:41:49You're at my clubs.
00:41:49I mean, what am I supposed to think?
00:41:51You're everywhere.
00:41:51You're everywhere.
00:41:54You're everywhere.
00:41:55Okay, so there's been a lot of coincidences, but why would Patrick want me to spy on you?
00:41:59So that you can seduce me to gain access to information that'll help Patrick sweep the company out from under me.
00:42:06Okay, whatever business, family drama, political bullshit you're going through, I have nothing to do with it.
00:42:12I'm not here to steal information.
00:42:14I'm not here for Patrick.
00:42:15And I sure as hell am not here to seduce you.
00:42:17You really want me to believe that you haven't been trying to seduce me this entire time?
00:42:28Because it's been work.
00:42:47Oh, yeah.
00:43:13Alright, I'll be on in a minute.
00:43:17To the office, sir?
00:43:39No.
00:43:40I want to follow up on this ring.
00:43:42You don't mind me asking, sir, what does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago?
00:43:49It's mine.
00:43:51I think I gave it to her that night.
00:43:53Well, the pawn shop says a young woman named Cindy sold it to them last week.
00:43:57She runs a women's boutique on Rodeo Drive.
00:44:00We can head there now.
00:44:01Welcome.
00:44:09Welcome.
00:44:10Um, may I help you?
00:44:11Yes.
00:44:12Are you Cindy?
00:44:13Yes.
00:44:15Did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the 3rd?
00:44:19Yes.
00:44:20Well, how did you get your hands on this?
00:44:25Was that you six years ago from the presidential suite?
00:44:28What?
00:44:28What the hell are you talking about?
00:44:30Where'd you get the ring then?
00:44:32I snagged it from a flea market.
00:44:34The seller didn't know what it was worth.
00:44:36It only cost me 30 bucks.
00:44:38Okay, well, what did this person look like?
00:44:39I don't remember.
00:44:40It was years ago.
00:44:42Oh, I do remember.
00:44:44It was a woman around 40s or 50s.
00:44:47No, goddammit, it's not her.
00:44:52I'm sorry that wasn't her.
00:44:54We need to keep looking.
00:44:55Let's head back to the office.
00:44:57Yes, sir.
00:44:57While you're at it, just do another check on Miranda.
00:44:59I want to know everything about her.
00:45:01Who she associates with, what she's doing in my life.
00:45:04We've already tried, sir.
00:45:05Do it or you're fired.
00:45:07Of course, sir.
00:45:11Hello?
00:45:19I am so sorry.
00:45:21No, I'm on my way.
00:45:22I will be there soon.
00:45:23Girl, I'm literally on the plane already.
00:45:25Kirk said he found his dad, so I sent Kirk to him.
00:45:28He knew...
00:45:29Sin?
00:45:30Sin!
00:45:32Sin, Kirk does not have a father.
00:45:34Where did you send him?
00:45:35Where did you send him?
00:45:41I swear my dad does work here.
00:45:45Hey, excuse me.
00:45:46What's going on here?
00:45:47Dad!
00:45:47Oh, my gosh.
00:45:48Hey!
00:45:49What are you doing here, kid?
00:45:51What is your...
00:45:52Is your father work here?
00:45:54You're my dad.
00:45:56And I just didn't have to get on the plane.
00:45:58So now I'm here.
00:45:59Hmm.
00:46:00Hey, sir, is that the kid from last night?
00:46:02Yeah.
00:46:02I think his father works here.
00:46:04Just, um, send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that their kid is in my office.
00:46:11Hey.
00:46:11Hey, buddy.
00:46:12You like, uh, you like model cars?
00:46:14Yeah.
00:46:15I've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my office.
00:46:18Hey, why don't we just hand them over to the police?
00:46:21Oh, we've got to find his father first.
00:46:22But you are my dad.
00:46:24Do I look like your dad?
00:46:25Yes.
00:46:28You two do look alike.
00:46:30Sorry, what?
00:46:31Well, you two look alike.
00:46:43Uh, well, hey, look.
00:46:44I've got a meeting to go to, so why don't you stay with Uncle Steve in my office and, uh,
00:46:51I will be right back, okay?
00:47:01Is this your kid, sir?
00:47:13No, I don't have any kids.
00:47:15Oh.
00:47:16Excuse me, Mr. King.
00:47:18I thought, uh, I thought he might be yours because, uh, he looks just like you.
00:47:24Sir, I'll get back to work.
00:47:25Sir, I'll get back to work.
00:47:29Stark!
00:47:35Do we really look that much alike?
00:47:37No.
00:47:39Yes.
00:47:41Um, I guess.
00:47:42Hey, buddy.
00:47:50You could be a businessman when you get older.
00:47:52You seem to have the charisma for it.
00:47:54Dad, I want to go home.
00:47:57His father not answered the memo yet.
00:47:59All right, here we are, eh?
00:48:13Yeah.
00:48:15Look at that.
00:48:16Look at that.
00:48:18Wow!
00:48:19You really are a kingdom.
00:48:21This is like a castle.
00:48:22That is right, and you are in my kingdom.
00:48:25So, welcome.
00:48:27Sir, who is this?
00:48:29Uh, it's just for a couple of hours, um, until we speak.
00:48:34Can you pick him up?
00:48:46Where'd you go?
00:48:49Where are you?
00:48:50Uh, hey, uh, where's Miranda at?
00:49:05She ran off this morning.
00:49:07Said something about a family emergency.
00:49:09Call her.
00:49:10Yes, sir.
00:49:11Oh, and, uh, while you're out, just go to the store.
00:49:15I'm not sure when the LAPD is getting here.
00:49:17Apparently they're understaffed today.
00:49:18What else is new?
00:49:20But, uh, I'm pretty sure cookies aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age, and...
00:49:24Get him in a toy while you're at it.
00:49:27Yes, sir.
00:49:27Oh, my gosh, it's dad's.
00:49:32Oh, my gosh, it's dad's.
00:49:45I'm not sure what kids eat, but I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do.
00:50:05Also, this car toy was all they had.
00:50:07Yeah, that's fine.
00:50:08Hey, uh, any sign of Miranda?
00:50:12She's right there, sir.
00:50:13So, you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning.
00:50:26You can't tell me why you were in my bushes spying on me through my window.
00:50:30You can't seem to explain why Kirk seems to recognize you.
00:50:34And you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this morning.
00:50:38Oh, goody, I'm starving.
00:50:45He's your responsibility now.
00:50:48LAPD will be here shortly.
00:50:50Hopefully.
00:50:51Sounds good.
00:50:52Absolutely will do what can do.
00:50:54Okay, we're going to play a game, okay?
00:51:02Do you want to play a game with Mommy?
00:51:03Are we playing pretend?
00:51:05How did you know that?
00:51:08Because we did it the last time with the wig and sunglasses.
00:51:11All right.
00:51:12Okay, we are going to play pretend again.
00:51:15I'm going to be the nanny, and you're going to be the little kid.
00:51:18But we can't let Mr. Raymond know that we're playing a game, okay?
00:51:23Okay.
00:51:24Nanny, I'm tired.
00:51:32Take him to the guest room.
00:51:34And I'm going to go ahead and get in contact with the cops because they should be here by now.
00:51:39No!
00:51:46What's gotten into you?
00:51:48No.
00:51:50I will take care of it for you.
00:51:51You are very clearly busy with stuff.
00:51:57So I'll deal with the boy and the police.
00:52:00And you just, you just relax.
00:52:02Hi, LAPD.
00:52:18I was just calling about the little boy that was found at the K group this morning.
00:52:22I just want to let you know that his parents have been found,
00:52:24and there is no need to send anyone to pick him up.
00:52:27Yeah.
00:52:28Okay.
00:52:29Oh, oh, oh.
00:52:40I'm sorry.
00:52:42No, no, no.
00:52:42It's all right.
00:52:43It's all right.
00:52:43No, no, no, no.
00:52:45Stop, stop.
00:52:46I got it.
00:52:47I can get you a new outfit.
00:52:48That would be helpful.
00:52:50Hey.
00:52:51Hey, buddy.
00:52:51Buddy.
00:52:52It's all right.
00:52:53I'm not mad.
00:52:55It's just an accident.
00:52:56It happens, okay?
00:52:57Now, go ahead and take that, and let's go get it cleaned up.
00:53:03Okay?
00:53:04Yeah.
00:53:09Oh, thank you.
00:53:09You can go ahead and set it down right there.
00:53:13Oh, my gosh.
00:53:14Hey.
00:53:20I am so sorry that was the car.
00:53:23Oh, okay.
00:53:24Well, I thought it was maybe just the ride.
00:53:26You were going for.
00:53:46Hello?
00:53:46Raymond King.
00:53:47Did you banish your cousin to Texas?
00:53:49Do you understand how mad your uncle is right now?
00:53:52Yeah, look, Mom.
00:53:53This was bound to happen, okay?
00:53:55He's been trying to claw his way into the K group for years,
00:53:57and he can have the Houston office,
00:54:00but there's no way in hell that I'm letting him take over the headquarters here in L.A.
00:54:02Raymond, Raymond, Raymond.
00:54:04Let's talk.
00:54:05In person.
00:54:06Okay.
00:54:06I'll let you know when I'm free.
00:54:08I've got a ton of work at the office,
00:54:10and I'm even on my way out right now.
00:54:12Too late.
00:54:13I'm already here.
00:54:22Hey, buddy.
00:54:23All right.
00:54:23We're going to go up.
00:54:24One, two, three.
00:54:26Nice.
00:54:27Just like the airplane.
00:54:28Let's go.
00:54:29Go in second.
00:54:30Go, go, go.
00:54:30Okay, no, no.
00:54:31Both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet, okay?
00:54:34Hey, can you stay quiet and play with the nanny?
00:54:37Nice.
00:54:39Wait, what's going on?
00:54:41Shh.
00:54:43Coming!
00:54:44Coming!
00:54:44I don't understand why you're making this so difficult.
00:54:58I asked you to marry Alicia, not fall in love with her.
00:55:02Without her family's support,
00:55:04your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did.
00:55:07I know, but that Uncle Andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years.
00:55:10Do you think a marriage is really going to save anything?
00:55:14Your uncle aside,
00:55:15you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate.
00:55:19And Alicia is your best bet.
00:55:22The land her family controls is exactly what we need.
00:55:27Without the ability to expand,
00:55:30we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned.
00:55:35What's that?
00:55:36Uh, no, it's nothing.
00:55:37I must have paused the video I was watching.
00:55:40Tell me, Raymond, why not Alicia?
00:55:46Well, look, I'm busy at the office with work and meetings and work.
00:55:53I don't have time for this.
00:55:56I'll call my driver.
00:55:58No need.
00:55:59I drove myself.
00:56:00Will you at least consider Alicia?
00:56:08She's not a bad-looking girl either.
00:56:10Hang on, yeah.
00:56:16Forgot my purse.
00:56:17Oh, sure.
00:56:18Sure.
00:56:18Who's toy is this?
00:56:29Who's toy is this?
00:56:32Oh, it's mine.
00:56:34I, you know, got it at the store.
00:56:38You used to love toy cars.
00:56:40We had to put the Greenfield Project on pause.
00:56:54What was that?
00:56:54The news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear.
00:56:58And on top of that, we're expecting some serious downpours
00:57:01and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
00:57:05Look, I want a DNA test done on Kirk and I...
00:57:08What?
00:57:08Kirk, you mean that kid?
00:57:11There's just something about him.
00:57:13The more I look at him, the more it feels like I'm staring into a de-aging mirror.
00:57:19A de-aging...
00:57:20No, look, you get the point.
00:57:22Just do it in secret.
00:57:24Don't let anybody find out.
00:57:25Don't let Miranda or the kid know.
00:57:27Do it fast.
00:57:30I want results as quick as possible.
00:57:32Yes, sir.
00:57:38Hey, Kirk.
00:57:53Remember me?
00:57:55Remember me?
00:57:58Yeah, the boring uncle.
00:58:03Well, how about we play a game of hide-and-seek together?
00:58:07I want to play with Dad.
00:58:09Your dad's busy with work, but he sent me to play with you.
00:58:15Okay, but I want to hide first.
00:58:17Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:58:31Where are you?
00:58:33Uncle Steve can't find you.
00:58:35Ready or not, here I come.
00:58:47Found you.
00:58:50Okay, now it's my turn.
00:58:53One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:59:02What's this?
00:59:03It's the DNA test result, sir.
00:59:05So, we're not even a little bit related.
00:59:16Yes, sir.
00:59:19Sir?
00:59:21This is good news, isn't it?
00:59:23Mommy, take me out to play.
00:59:38Honey, it's raining outside.
00:59:40And besides, when we're together and we're alone, you can call me Mom.
00:59:52The weather's just so weird today.
00:59:54Yeah, we got a big solar storm coming through.
00:59:57We've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
00:59:59I heard something spooky might happen.
01:00:02Maybe we'll get super couch.
01:00:03Oh, hey, hey.
01:00:04So, um, anyway, what I was gonna tell you, um, two days gone by and still no sign of the cops.
01:00:16No.
01:00:17No, they actually came by and it turns out that his father is really sick and so I told them that I would watch him for a few days.
01:00:24Great to see you here, kiddo.
01:00:29Oh, my God.
01:00:36Mom!
01:00:37Mom!
01:00:38Mom!
01:00:39What did you just call me?
01:00:41Mom, are you okay?
01:00:42Okay.
01:00:46Oh.
01:00:47Oh.
01:00:54So, you're telling me that we switched bodies?
01:01:00Oh, please tell me this is one big elaborate joke.
01:01:03Ah, nope.
01:01:04This is not a dream.
01:01:10It's not rocket science.
01:01:12You unclip.
01:01:13You unwind.
01:01:14You find an outlet and there you go.
01:01:17There you go.
01:01:18There you go.
01:01:19There you go.
01:01:19It's good.
01:01:24Daddy, I'm tired.
01:01:35Come on.
01:01:39Mom, are you okay?
01:01:41You're acting weird.
01:01:43How long do you have to play in any game for?
01:01:46It was not that fun.
01:01:48It never even was.
01:01:49Okay, sure, we can stop.
01:01:51But what did you just call me?
01:01:52Mom, you said when it's just the two of us, I could call you mom.
01:01:57And now the game is over.
01:02:00Why do you call me, um, Raymond Father?
01:02:05Because I look just like him.
01:02:06And in the movies, daddies and sons always look the same.
01:02:10Well, those are just the movies, kid.
01:02:12You know, you gotta have some more kind of proof.
01:02:17But there is proof.
01:02:18What?
01:02:20The ring.
01:02:21If you draw and show it to Mr. Raymond, he could see it.
01:02:24It must be his.
01:02:25Do you remember what this ring looks like?
01:02:27You said it had a big green stone.
01:02:31Alright, it's time for bed, kiddo.
01:02:33Miranda, what is it?
01:02:58I am Raymond.
01:03:00What?
01:03:01Sorry, I don't have time for this.
01:03:02Mr. King and I have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:03:04I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago.
01:03:08We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:03:10What?
01:03:10How did you know that?
01:03:11Because I am Raymond King.
01:03:13This isn't funny.
01:03:14What is it, some kind of prank you thought of?
01:03:16What's next, a camera and a big sign that says gotcha?
01:03:19Please.
01:03:19Three years ago, when your mom got sick,
01:03:21I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.
01:03:23The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:03:31Boss?
01:03:32Yeah.
01:03:33What happened?
01:03:35It's a long story.
01:03:37Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you.
01:03:39I need you to do another DNA sample,
01:03:41this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:03:44Not Miranda's.
01:03:45Yes, sir.
01:03:47For the Better of K group,
01:03:57you need to give Alicia a chance.
01:03:59Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:04:02Miranda,
01:04:03why don't you go clean the bedroom or something?
01:04:05This is a private conversation.
01:04:08Okay.
01:04:08Steve,
01:04:18why don't you join us?
01:04:22No thanks,
01:04:22Mr.
01:04:23Miss
01:04:23Mrs. King.
01:04:24I have
01:04:25stuff to do at the office.
01:04:27Where can I find
01:04:28you know,
01:04:30Mr.
01:04:31Miss
01:04:32Miranda.
01:04:36What is going on
01:04:39with everyone today?
01:04:44Keep smiling like that
01:04:46and you won't get paid this month.
01:04:56So he is my son.
01:05:00Sir,
01:05:01not to interrupt your
01:05:02midlife crisis,
01:05:04but we have
01:05:06another problem.
01:05:08You have
01:05:09six meetings today.
01:05:10Okay,
01:05:10and?
01:05:14Oh,
01:05:15crap.
01:05:30Miranda.
01:05:33Okay,
01:05:33don't worry,
01:05:34sir.
01:05:34I mean,
01:05:35Miranda.
01:05:36We have a plan.
01:05:36Come on.
01:05:53Ladies and gentlemen,
01:05:58I would like to introduce to you today
01:06:01my new advisor,
01:06:02Miranda.
01:06:07She will be stepping up today
01:06:09to lead today's meeting
01:06:10and I trust that you
01:06:12will treat her
01:06:13with the same amount of respect
01:06:14that you treat me with,
01:06:16your boss,
01:06:17Raymond Cate.
01:06:18any idea on how to fix this?
01:06:31Oh,
01:06:31any idea on how to fix this?
01:06:38Oh, any idea on how to fix this?
01:06:43No, not a glove.
01:06:51Mr. King's office.
01:06:54Mm-hmm.
01:06:55Okay.
01:06:57Steve needs me.
01:06:59Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:04This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:07:07God, how much coffee does one person have to drink for their caffeine tolerance to be this high?
01:07:17Like I said, that just looks really good on you.
01:07:21What are you doing?
01:07:22Oh, it's you, that clumsy waitress.
01:07:25What are you doing here?
01:07:27Oh, I get it.
01:07:28You put those looks to use and seduced your way into a rich man's bed.
01:07:32I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:07:34Fuck off.
01:07:35Oh!
01:07:36Hey!
01:07:37What?
01:07:38Get back here!
01:07:44So what? Experimenting with my love life?
01:07:46What? No!
01:07:48Your mother was talking to me about how Alicia is the perfect match for you, and look, I was just doing you a favor by making the first move.
01:07:56A favor?
01:07:57You think setting me up with another woman is doing me a favor?
01:08:02Another woman?
01:08:03I...
01:08:04I don't understand.
01:08:09What's happening?
01:08:10What's happening?
01:08:11It's just a solar eclipse.
01:08:12Don't sidetrack it.
01:08:13I'm sorry.
01:08:14Like, it is so funny.
01:08:15You looking at me like that with my face.
01:08:16Is that actually how I look like when I'm mad?
01:08:17Well, it's your face.
01:08:18No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.
01:08:19How would I be doing something differently?
01:08:20I don't know.
01:08:21Maybe it's the, uh...
01:08:22Oh, it's the hair.
01:08:23I never do my hair like that.
01:08:24I like it though.
01:08:25It gives me a more professional feel.
01:08:26I like it though.
01:08:27It gives me a more professional feel.
01:08:28This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:08:29No.
01:08:30No, it's not at all.
01:08:31I think I...
01:08:32You don't have your hair like that.
01:08:33I always have my hair like that.
01:08:34No, you don't.
01:08:35What did you do to my hair?
01:08:36No, you don't.
01:08:37It's weird.
01:08:38I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:08:39Yeah.
01:08:40Look at that.
01:08:41Look at that.
01:08:42Okay, so I don't have like lips right here.
01:08:43Your lips, your hair, your eyes, everything.
01:08:45Don't talk about my hair.
01:08:46Is that actually how I look like when I'm mad?
01:08:47Well, it's your face.
01:08:48No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.
01:08:49How would I be doing something differently?
01:08:50I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:08:51My lips?
01:08:52Yeah, look at that.
01:08:53Okay, so I don't have like lips right here.
01:08:54Your lips, your hair, your eyes, everything.
01:08:55Don't talk about my hair.
01:08:56Everything.
01:08:57Everything.
01:09:10Hey.
01:09:11Don't try to sidetrack her.
01:09:13It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:09:20So we got our bodies back just like that.
01:09:26What was that?
01:09:27Some kind of joke from the sun?
01:09:28Yeah, it's perfect timing too.
01:09:30We've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes
01:09:32and I was trying to figure out how I was going to do it in your body.
01:09:35You stay here and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:09:39What are you talking about?
01:09:41Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son.
01:09:50So you're telling me it was you the whole time?
01:09:57I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:10:00Well, that night I was drugged and my memory was all fuzzy.
01:10:05Then I found out I was pregnant but I didn't remember what you looked like.
01:10:08But I went in and I asked the hotel staff and they wouldn't tell me anything.
01:10:11And so I ran out of options.
01:10:13Okay, what about the ring then?
01:10:16I sold it.
01:10:18You know, there was a time where Kirk and I really struggled to get by.
01:10:25What about you?
01:10:27Why didn't you recognize me?
01:10:28Well, you know, I was pretty messed up that night too.
01:10:32But I was looking for you for years.
01:10:34I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases but we could never come up with anything.
01:10:40But here you are.
01:10:43I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family.
01:10:49It's okay.
01:10:50I mean, I haven't forgiven you quite yet, Mr. King.
01:10:53Okay.
01:10:54Well, what can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:10:57Mom! Dad!
01:10:59Mom! Dad!
01:11:02You can start by being a dad.
01:11:06You know what, kid?
01:11:09I think you might be right.
01:11:12About what?
01:11:14We do look alike.
01:11:16I knew it!
01:11:19Hey, kiddo, what do you want for dinner tonight?
01:11:22Pizza!
01:11:26It's pizza then.
01:11:28Let's go get some pizza.
01:11:30Let's go!
01:11:34Let's go!
01:11:42So I take it you do this a lot?
01:11:44Not really.
01:11:45So consider yourself lucky.
01:11:47I don't think you'd say that if you knew who I am.
01:11:49I don't need your backstory.
01:11:51I'm never gonna see you again.
01:11:53No, Alicia Brown.
01:11:55I will see you very soon.
01:12:09Ms. Brown, this is a contract for your father to sell the house.
01:12:13No, this is my mother's house.
01:12:14You have no right to sell it.
01:12:16It's not your house.
01:12:17Poor thing.
01:12:18Won't even have a roof over her head.
01:12:20When your mother died, she passed ownership to your father.
01:12:24You have no legal right.
01:12:28I put myself through college.
01:12:30I never asked you for any money.
01:12:31Why do you have to take away Mom's house?
01:12:33Well, this house was the only thing our mother left her.
01:12:37Please.
01:12:38Shut up.
01:12:39Remember whose side you're on.
01:12:41No, I'm not gonna let you sell the house.
01:12:44Unfortunately, Ms. Brown, you have no legal claim on the house.
01:12:49Only Mr. Brown can sell or transfer ownership.
01:12:54Oh, my dear sister, don't worry.
01:12:56I have a proposition.
01:12:58You can keep your Mom's house if you marry that Lucius lion so I don't have to.
01:13:05What?
01:13:06Mother's family and the lion family needs to work together.
01:13:12Tighter bonds lead to a better business.
01:13:14I'm gonna do you good to marry a lion.
01:13:16They're very influential.
01:13:18Almost like Cinderella, sis.
01:13:20This is your family business, not mine.
01:13:23And I'm not your sister.
01:13:25Um, fine.
01:13:26Then gather your garbage and leave.
01:13:28We'll give you a minute to say goodbye.
01:13:30Dad, how can you let them do this?
01:13:32But, Laura...
01:13:34I make the rules in this house.
01:13:36Marry Lucius lion or get out of my house.
01:13:39We want your answer before the end of the day.
01:13:42Wait, can I...
01:13:44Can I at least meet the guy?
01:13:46I'm not sure.
01:13:47He's a busy man.
01:13:48Probably out fucking a two dollar whore.
01:13:58There's no way I'd marry you off to that good for nothing man whore.
01:14:00Thank God.
01:14:02I was getting nervous there for a minute.
01:14:04At this table, I make the rules.
01:14:14Do as I say, and our game goes on.
01:14:18Mr. Lion, you win.
01:14:19We'll continue to comply with your company.
01:14:20Pleasure doing business with you.
01:14:48You have a quarterly meeting today.
01:14:57And...
01:14:58Why?
01:14:59Spit it out.
01:15:01Your father is threatening your privileges if you don't marry.
01:15:04You're not going to try to use me to keep the family business together.
01:15:08I've dug up everything on the elder daughter of the Brown family.
01:15:16Alicia Brown?
01:15:17Thought I was to marry the other one.
01:15:20You know, the brunette?
01:15:24She's a hard worker.
01:15:26I want to meet her.
01:15:30Don't you bitches even think about evicting me.
01:15:33It's not going to happen.
01:15:34This house belongs to me and my mother.
01:15:37She says thanks, but wants to be alone tonight.
01:15:56Thanks for trying.
01:15:58Better luck next time.
01:16:07I wanted to come over here and personally say thank you, but I'm not interested in meeting anyone tonight.
01:16:18No hard feelings.
01:16:20But...
01:16:22If you still want a free drink...
01:16:24Please.
01:16:25I hate rum.
01:16:27I see someone drink like that, they're definitely trying to forget something.
01:16:44Like I said, I'm not here to meet a friend.
01:16:46Fine.
01:16:47Fine.
01:16:48But when I see someone sulking by themselves, I try to help.
01:16:55If you want another drink for your troubles, it's on me.
01:16:58You rehearsed that line?
01:17:00I figured in exchange for a drink, you'd get whatever's bothering you off your trust.
01:17:10What's your name?
01:17:13I'm nobody.
01:17:14And besides, you said you're not interested in making any friends.
01:17:18Okay, nobody.
01:17:19If you want to hear about it, I'll take that drink.
01:17:30Wine's gone.
01:17:31Dammit.
01:17:32Marrying someone you don't love.
01:17:34Mm-hmm.
01:17:35Well, I'm rooting for you.
01:17:38Hope the guy's decent.
01:17:46What was that for?
01:17:48You're cute and sweet.
01:17:51Well, I won't get to do this again.
01:17:56So I take it you do this a lot?
01:17:58Not really.
01:17:59So consider yourself lucky.
01:18:01I don't think you'd say that if you knew who I am.
01:18:03I don't need your backstory.
01:18:05I'm never gonna see you again.
01:18:33No need to sneak out.
01:18:38I'm not hurt you're trying to leave.
01:18:40Last night was a mistake.
01:18:43No.
01:18:44No.
01:18:45Last night was nice.
01:18:46You're nice.
01:18:47It was all...
01:18:48nice.
01:18:49Well, I'm convinced.
01:18:50But are you sure you don't want to know who I am?
01:18:52Look, if we'd met at another time then maybe we could get coffee or something, but I'm kind of getting married.
01:19:02Well, I did not see that coming.
01:19:05Well, I hope your soon-to-be husband doesn't find out about all this and, I don't know, shoot me?
01:19:20No, it'll be our little secret, okay?
01:19:22Um, I should go.
01:19:26Sorry.
01:19:39Tell my father I'll agree to the wedding.
01:19:41Alicia Brown.
01:19:42What an interesting woman.
01:19:56Are you ready?
01:20:01I've made a change to our agreement.
01:20:04I want it in writing.
01:20:07One year of marriage, I get my mother's house.
01:20:11I didn't agree to that.
01:20:13I get the house on your good word.
01:20:16I'm not stupid.
01:20:19You want the house back that bad?
01:20:23Two years at the least.
01:20:26It's my final offer.
01:20:30Deal.
01:20:35You want the house back that bad?
01:20:37Two years at the least.
01:20:39It's my final offer.
01:20:43Deal.
01:20:48Okay, where's the groom?
01:20:50Maybe he realized who he was marrying and backed out.
01:20:56Let's just get this over with.
01:20:57He'd better settle for you or you could kiss that house goodbye.
01:21:00I heard Lucius was a promiscuous man.
01:21:03I mean, he slept with half the women in this town.
01:21:05He and his father hate each other.
01:21:10Sorry I'm late.
01:21:12I'm a fine young gentleman.
01:21:26I'm a fine young gentleman.
01:21:37Is that Lucius Lion?
01:21:39He's sexy.
01:21:41I see why the girls like him.
01:21:43Oh, add me to that list.
01:21:45Yeah.
01:21:46Excuse me.
01:21:51Shall we?
01:21:52You're a Lucius Lion?
01:21:54One and only.
01:21:54Why did you say something?
01:21:57Do you like fucking with the girls you sleep with?
01:21:59You didn't want to know me.
01:22:01Unbelievable.
01:22:03You came on to me, so it's not my fault.
01:22:06Hey.
01:22:08We'll be back after we get married.
01:22:10Sorry, Father.
01:22:12This isn't over.
01:22:22It's an honor to marry your daughter.
01:22:23The honor is all ours.
01:22:25I'm sure you two will get along this way.
01:22:27You needn't worry about a thing.
01:22:30Well, I hope our business relations will grow even stronger now.
01:22:34I'm not quite concerned with business on my wedding day.
01:22:37And how are you feeling, sweetheart?
01:22:49We need to talk through a few things, if either.
01:22:52You get all your one-night stands to do your cleaning for you?
01:23:07I'm a bit of a neat freak.
01:23:09A maid, maybe?
01:23:10I have a few questions.
01:23:18Ask away.
01:23:20Quit it with the Prince Charming routine.
01:23:22It might work on your one-night stands, but it's not going to work on me.
01:23:25It worked for you that night.
01:23:30I have a few questions.
01:23:32Ask away.
01:23:33Quit it with the Prince Charming routine.
01:23:34I mean, it might work on your other one-night stands, but it's not going to work on me.
01:23:39Worked on you that night?
01:23:40I told you I overdid it that night.
01:23:43And now that I'm being forced to marry you, I need to lay down some rules.
01:23:47Very well.
01:23:48It wasn't my choice to marry you either.
01:23:51What do you mean?
01:23:52My father thinks I'm only good for the family business.
01:23:55He wanted this marriage to get your family's shares in our company.
01:24:00Wait, so that night you found me, you were actually trying to get to know me?
01:24:06Damn it, why didn't you just say something?
01:24:08I guess it's too late now.
01:24:10You said you had some rules?
01:24:14Rule number one.
01:24:15You stay out of my business, I stay out of yours.
01:24:17I just got done with school and I'm looking for a job, so...
01:24:20Fair enough, I wouldn't want you meddling in my business.
01:24:23Okay, great.
01:24:24Rule number two.
01:24:24Now hang on.
01:24:26Even if it's strictly business, this is a relationship.
01:24:29A relationship is a two-way street.
01:24:32You want rules?
01:24:33Then so do I.
01:24:36Fair is fair.
01:24:37What are your rules?
01:24:39When the time comes, I need you to act like my wife.
01:24:42For appearances.
01:24:44Wow.
01:24:45Didn't strike me as someone who cared what people thought.
01:24:47Well, I have family duties, the same as you.
01:24:53Rule number two.
01:24:55I'm not going to move in with you.
01:24:56Why?
01:24:58I don't feel comfortable living in someone else's home.
01:25:02Then I want a date.
01:25:05You're being serious?
01:25:06You're pleasant enough.
01:25:08Besides, I should know who I'm married to.
01:25:11Alright, consider it done.
01:25:13Rule number three.
01:25:14I want a divorce.
01:25:17In two years.
01:25:20My father should have your family's shares by then.
01:25:24He wouldn't care much what we do.
01:25:27Deal?
01:25:29Deal.
01:25:31Now, this marriage might be entitled alone.
01:25:35But if you need anything, you've got it.
01:25:40Thanks.
01:25:41Thanks.
01:25:44Bye-bye.
01:25:45Bye-bye.
01:25:46Bye-bye.
01:25:46Bye-bye.
01:25:47Bye-bye.
01:25:47Bye-bye.
01:25:47Bye-bye.
01:25:47Bye-bye.
01:25:49Bye-bye.
01:25:49Bye-bye.
01:25:49Bye-bye.
01:25:49Bye-bye.
01:25:50Bye-bye.
01:25:50Bye-bye.
01:25:51Bye-bye.
01:25:51Bye-bye.
01:25:51Bye-bye.
01:25:51Bye-bye.
01:25:52Bye-bye.
01:25:52Bye-bye.
01:25:53Bye-bye.
01:25:53Bye-bye.
01:25:54Bye-bye.
01:25:55Bye-bye.
01:25:56Bye-bye.
01:25:56Bye-bye.
01:25:57Bye-bye.
01:25:57Bye-bye.
01:25:58Bye-bye.
01:25:58Bye-bye.
01:25:59Bye-bye.
01:26:00Bye-bye.
01:26:01Bye-bye.
01:26:02Bye-bye.
01:26:03Bye-bye.
01:26:04Bye-bye.
01:26:05Bye-bye.
Recommended
1:37:33
|
Up next
31:30
1:06:27
1:28:47
1:02:30
1:55:24
1:12:11
1:57:38
1:27:10
1:30:07
1:44:23
1:22:54
2:28:00
1:23:46
2:05:36
1:57:45
1:44:15
1:37:31
1:37:31
2:19:12
2:03:00
1:51:44
2:27:17
1:37:31
Be the first to comment