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Billionaire Daddy The Hunt Is On
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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:27The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:30A dead end?
00:00:32You mean nothing at all?
00:00:34Have you considered that perhaps she's already left LA?
00:00:38You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:40Well, I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:42I'm so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:46No, no, no.
00:00:48Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay?
00:00:52Bye.
00:01:00What the hell?
00:01:12What the hell?
00:01:24What the hell?
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28I love you too.
00:01:30Oh.
00:01:32Oh.
00:01:34Oh.
00:01:36Oh, my God.
00:01:38Oh.
00:01:40Hey, Mom, are we coming back to find Daddy?
00:02:00Honey, I told you this before. I don't remember what he looks like.
00:02:04But you have a token.
00:02:06You mean the ring?
00:02:07You know that that's lost?
00:02:10K-Group at record high profits this year thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King, who's brought the group's profits to over $10 billion.
00:02:25Hey, Mom, do you think that guy is my dad? He looks just like me.
00:02:30I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire.
00:02:33Okay, then who is my dad?
00:02:35I can't believe Blair drugged me so she could set me up with this old mate.
00:02:45Come on, pretty girl.
00:02:47Get on over here.
00:02:48Hey, Mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:03:09Oh, crap.
00:03:12Okay, I'm going to go soon.
00:03:15Cynthia will be here, okay?
00:03:16Be good.
00:03:17Okay.
00:03:20What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:23Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:03:37Do you have any idea how much this stress costs?
00:03:40I'm so sorry.
00:03:41I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:43You have a nice face.
00:03:45Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:47Trying to claw your way into high society, I see?
00:03:49Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out, but I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like it.
00:03:54Clean it?
00:03:56Of course you lower-class people wouldn't get it.
00:03:59You think you can clean the dress?
00:04:01With what, your dish soap?
00:04:03My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me.
00:04:08Oh!
00:04:09Raymond?
00:04:22Interesting.
00:04:23I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond.
00:04:27A pity, considering your mother's more into people like someone of my status.
00:04:31You Calvins need my family, Alicia.
00:04:34It's not the other way around.
00:04:35It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.
00:04:37Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage, I don't care which chick you screw.
00:04:45I'll let you off the hook this time.
00:04:47There won't be a next.
00:04:54I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:04:55Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:58I...
00:04:58I don't think so.
00:05:01Right, of course.
00:05:02Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else.
00:05:07Carry on.
00:05:09Miranda?
00:05:12Miranda.
00:05:15Wow, Miranda.
00:05:16And here I thought you ran off and eloped with that old rich guy you met six years ago.
00:05:22Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.
00:05:25Why bother coming back to L.A.?
00:05:27Did you find another target?
00:05:28Who's the poor old soul this time for Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:32Miranda, what are you...
00:05:33Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink?
00:05:37Chardonnay?
00:05:39Sure.
00:05:40Don't think Patrick's going to come crawling back to you just because you're back.
00:05:45We are engaged and expecting.
00:05:49Congratulations, that's none of my business.
00:05:51Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:54If you take one look at my fiancé, I will make your life a living hell.
00:05:59Do you understand?
00:06:00Let go of me.
00:06:05You're fired.
00:06:06What?
00:06:06Why?
00:06:07Do you know who you just insulted?
00:06:08That's the daughter of the Calvin family.
00:06:11Didn't she say she'll let it slide?
00:06:13It was an accident.
00:06:14Miss Alicia might be fine with it, but we're not.
00:06:18This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company.
00:06:21Do you understand?
00:06:22Please, sir, give me another chance.
00:06:24I can't lose this job.
00:06:26You know, I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.
00:06:31If you are serious about this position,
00:06:35we'd be at my place tonight.
00:06:36In fact, I may reconsider it based on a performance review.
00:06:40In your dreams, perv.
00:06:53I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:06:55Have we met somewhere before?
00:06:57Sir, your mother just called.
00:07:05She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.
00:07:08Tell her I don't need one.
00:07:10I know, but she's already...
00:07:11Steve, can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:07:15I'm trying to get some peace and quiet,
00:07:17and I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing around my life.
00:07:20You understand?
00:07:20Yes, sir.
00:07:21I'll try.
00:07:22I'll try.
00:07:22What am I going to do?
00:07:30Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:07:37King's Mansion stays looking for a household maid.
00:07:41Six hours a day.
00:07:43Ten K per month.
00:07:44You do have an impressive academic record,
00:07:57but since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree,
00:08:00how about handling some administrative tasks?
00:08:03Really?
00:08:04Only on a trial basis, though.
00:08:06You can start today.
00:08:09Great.
00:08:10I need to get this signed by the client.
00:08:13Yes.
00:08:14Right away, sir, I will not let you down.
00:08:23How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate Project coming along?
00:08:27We made good progress on the initial designs.
00:08:29Now we're waiting on the second draft.
00:08:32When's the submission?
00:08:34It's today, sir.
00:08:35Someone should be here shortly.
00:08:37Blanca's not coming?
00:08:38I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:08:48Yeah, send her in.
00:08:52Newbie.
00:08:57You?
00:09:01You?
00:09:03Sir, do you know her?
00:09:06Yes.
00:09:08No.
00:09:11We just met yesterday.
00:09:12That's it.
00:09:14You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm.
00:09:18Yeah.
00:09:19Yes.
00:09:25So, first, you show up to my banquet as a waitress,
00:09:29and now you are in my office as Blanca's representative.
00:09:34Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:37And I suggest that you be honest.
00:09:39This, uh, this is just a weird coincidence.
00:09:43Are you a spy?
00:09:44What?
00:09:44No.
00:09:46I just work two jobs.
00:09:47Well, how about you tell Blanca that I no longer need your services?
00:10:06What?
00:10:08No.
00:10:09My boss will fire me.
00:10:10That's not my problem.
00:10:12Wait.
00:10:13No.
00:10:13Miss, I have to ask you to leave.
00:10:17No.
00:10:17No, this is, this is my first date.
00:10:19Please.
00:10:20I need the money.
00:10:21You're beautiful.
00:10:23And you seem smart.
00:10:26So, tell me.
00:10:30Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:32Let's go.
00:10:38Call someone to take her out, too.
00:10:40Yes, sir.
00:10:48What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:50Good grief.
00:11:03Your first day of work and you blew it with my top client.
00:11:06Miranda, you are fired.
00:11:09Get out of my face.
00:11:11Get out of my face.
00:11:11Congratulations, Miranda.
00:11:32We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible.
00:11:35Yes, of course.
00:11:37Mrs. King, thank you so much.
00:11:39I will do my best to serve you.
00:11:41Oh, you won't be working for me.
00:11:43You'll be serving my son, Raymond.
00:11:46Raymond.
00:11:48Like the Raymond King from the K-Group?
00:11:51Mmm, this is his home.
00:12:02Good try, small mother bear.
00:12:04You watch me now, little bear.
00:12:06You watch me now, little bear.
00:12:11Finally, I got Kirk's tuition.
00:12:24Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:12:26Damn it.
00:12:42Damn it.
00:12:43Damn it.
00:12:47Why is my floor wet?
00:13:00Get somebody to send another copy of these files.
00:13:10Yes, sir.
00:13:11Yes, sir.
00:13:14And about the new maid, sir.
00:13:16Take care of her yourself.
00:13:21I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:13:24But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents.
00:13:32But I was just on my...
00:13:33There's nothing I can do.
00:13:36Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.
00:13:40We can work out a payment plan.
00:13:44What are you doing in my house?
00:13:45I'm working, or I was.
00:13:55So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:14:00Well, let's see.
00:14:01Your date that night cost me my job as a waitress, and you got me fired from the interior design firm, and now I'm here.
00:14:08And now you're firing me from this job, too.
00:14:14I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:14:17It's okay.
00:14:19I understand.
00:14:21I'll leave now.
00:14:25Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:30Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:31About the banquet and the office, genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:43How about this?
00:14:44You can work your shift here as my maid, and double as my assistant at the K-Group office.
00:14:50I'll even double your pay.
00:14:53Really?
00:14:56Thank you so much.
00:14:58Okay.
00:15:01She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago, didn't finish her degree, now works part-time here and there, and she recently moved back to L.A. with her five-year-old son.
00:15:22Who is she?
00:15:23And who sent her?
00:15:25Look, I want details, specifically who she associates with.
00:15:31Somebody hired her to spy on me.
00:15:34Granted, she's not very good.
00:15:38Sir?
00:15:40She's up to something, for sure.
00:15:43I've got her working both in my home and in my office.
00:15:46So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.
00:15:51Yes, sir.
00:15:51And, uh, one last thing.
00:15:54Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later.
00:15:58Patrick and Blair.
00:16:02I'll be there.
00:16:04Yes, sir.
00:16:05Never thought I'd see you like this.
00:16:23What are you, a maid?
00:16:27Hey, where are you going?
00:16:28Aren't you going to peel it for me?
00:16:31Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:16:40That's more like it.
00:16:42Excuse me.
00:16:43Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:16:57Of course, I'm just, um, I'm just watering the plants, see?
00:17:01Aren't you going to cut my fruit?
00:17:12Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.
00:17:15What are you talking about?
00:17:16Oh!
00:17:20Oh!
00:17:27Miranda!
00:17:28What were you thinking?
00:17:31Sir, I will get you a towel!
00:17:36So?
00:17:37I, I am so sorry.
00:17:40Why?
00:17:41Didn't you stop by the K-Group like I asked you to?
00:17:44Because I've been busy.
00:17:45I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:17:46Oh, okay, so it's my fault now?
00:17:48No, no, not at all.
00:17:53You know,
00:17:53I would stay sharp if I was you,
00:17:58because Spy Game isn't for everyone.
00:18:01You know what?
00:18:05I've had just about enough of your attitude.
00:18:08I quit.
00:18:12We'll be back.
00:18:13Any little Spy Game isn't over.
00:18:15Raymond, you're all wet.
00:18:22Let me help you.
00:18:23Don't, don't touch me.
00:18:31Okay, you can do this.
00:18:32You're a mother, Miranda.
00:18:34You can do this for Kirk,
00:18:35for a better life.
00:18:37I can handle it myself.
00:18:39Where's Patrick?
00:18:41I don't know.
00:18:42He's not here yet.
00:18:43Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:50Three,
00:18:51two,
00:18:53one.
00:18:54Welcome back.
00:18:59Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:19:00Mr. King,
00:19:01please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.
00:19:04Do you have a preference?
00:19:07Anyone will do.
00:19:08I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier,
00:19:16and I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:19:21Well, keep this up,
00:19:23and I might consider it.
00:19:26Miranda?
00:19:30Miranda.
00:19:31Hey, cousin.
00:19:32Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.
00:19:40Miranda,
00:19:41Miranda,
00:19:42what are you doing here?
00:19:44She's just a maid.
00:19:48Hello?
00:19:49Yes?
00:19:51What?
00:19:52Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:53Okay, okay, fine.
00:19:55Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:20:02Here you go.
00:20:09You're being rude.
00:20:12Oh, you can always quit, you know?
00:20:15No one's stopping you.
00:20:17My apologies.
00:20:19Your wallet, sir.
00:20:20Much better.
00:20:23Oh, and another thing?
00:20:26Ignore Patrick and Blair.
00:20:28You work for me.
00:20:32I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:20:45How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:48Drop the act.
00:20:49You think I don't know what you're up to,
00:20:50trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed,
00:20:52just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:54I...
00:20:54Patrick's with me now.
00:20:55So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:58You've always been a gold digger,
00:20:59even back at school.
00:21:00Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:21:05I'm warning you.
00:21:07Stay away from the King family.
00:21:09If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:21:12You should be focusing on your Patrick,
00:21:14not making googly eyes at other men.
00:21:26Miranda.
00:21:26If you need money, I can lend you some.
00:21:32You don't have to work here.
00:21:33Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:38Stop it!
00:21:38You're gonna get me fired.
00:21:40You're a guest here.
00:21:42You left without saying a word.
00:21:45Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy.
00:21:47But was that a lie?
00:21:49What really happened?
00:21:50I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:52It doesn't matter anymore.
00:21:54You and Blair are engaged.
00:21:56There's no hope for us.
00:21:58That's not true.
00:22:00I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:22:03Just stop it.
00:22:04Come on, please, Miranda.
00:22:06What the hell is going on here?
00:22:10You're supposed to be making them,
00:22:17not getting in them.
00:22:19You are fired.
00:22:22Get the hell out of here.
00:22:30Mommy will find a new job.
00:22:32Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:34Hey, son, what's up?
00:23:00Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:23:02A waiter at a high-end club.
00:23:05Just pouring wine for rich guys.
00:23:07What do you say?
00:23:08I...
00:23:09Like, really rich guys.
00:23:11The kind that tip a lot.
00:23:14How long is the shift?
00:23:16Just a night.
00:23:17A few hours tops.
00:23:18They're hosting a big event downtown
00:23:20and are super short-staffed.
00:23:23Listen, here's the best part.
00:23:25It's $1,500 for one night.
00:23:29$1,500?
00:23:32Okay, I'm in.
00:23:34God, any shorter night,
00:23:36might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:23:37Oh, hey, you're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:39Yes, my name is Miranda.
00:23:42Finn said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:23:44Yeah, you know what?
00:23:45Forget the drinks.
00:23:46I understand you were in ballet, yeah?
00:23:48Yeah.
00:23:49We need you for something else,
00:23:50and we're willing to double your pay.
00:23:53$3,000?
00:23:54Mm-hmm.
00:23:54What do I have to do?
00:23:55Dance.
00:23:56Wait, what?
00:23:57Hello and welcome.
00:24:03We hope you enjoy the show.
00:24:07It's just one night.
00:24:09It's just for the money.
00:24:19They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:21Black cat, sneaking through the forest.
00:24:34That one, hey?
00:24:39Black cat, creeping through the sky.
00:24:41She must be new.
00:24:42You haven't seen her around here before.
00:24:44She's still good, though.
00:24:46Black cat, sneaking through the forest.
00:24:49Give me a VIP room.
00:24:53Yes, sir, right away.
00:24:54Anything else?
00:24:55I want that dancer.
00:24:59Ooh, good choice.
00:25:01When the full moon rises to be my dreamy girl.
00:25:04She goes to sleep so she can sneak and probably creep tomorrow.
00:25:10Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter,
00:25:12and the dancing was already, like, a little bit much.
00:25:14This client is willing to pay $5,000.
00:25:17$5,000 for what exactly?
00:25:19Look, don't worry about it.
00:25:20I know these guys.
00:25:21They're very rich.
00:25:23Just think how lucky you are to be in this position.
00:25:26It's Miranda.
00:25:27It's not a big deal.
00:25:28Just remember to service him very well.
00:25:32Hmm?
00:25:33And remember,
00:25:35women would line up for miles for these opportunities.
00:25:37Tell me, though,
00:25:46why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?
00:25:50I have a scar,
00:25:55and it's really gross and disgusting.
00:25:58What a shame.
00:25:59Good thing you got a good figure, though.
00:26:01Yeah.
00:26:02You know, I can get someone else if you prefer.
00:26:04You see that cutie over there?
00:26:07That's your most distinguished guest tonight.
00:26:10If you, uh,
00:26:12make him happy,
00:26:13he'll get you $8,000.
00:26:17$8,000, not $5,000?
00:26:19Mm-hmm.
00:26:20So what?
00:26:21Like, pour drinks?
00:26:23Is that what your manager said?
00:26:25Okay, then.
00:26:26Yeah.
00:26:27Go in there.
00:26:28Pour him a drink.
00:26:28Let go.
00:26:39Let me see the scar.
00:26:40No, sir, you really don't want to see it.
00:26:48So,
00:26:49you're an exotic dancer.
00:26:51Now,
00:26:52tell me,
00:26:52how did your handler find me here?
00:26:54What handler?
00:26:55I work here.
00:26:57Okay, Blair fired me,
00:26:58and I needed the money.
00:27:00What?
00:27:02What?
00:27:03I told you to ignore them.
00:27:04You work for me.
00:27:05You remember?
00:27:06Yeah.
00:27:06Well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair
00:27:08when she's screaming in your face.
00:27:10Okay, just let me go.
00:27:11You can keep your $8,000.
00:27:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:15I cannot get fired from this job, too.
00:27:17You're gonna make me pay for these damages.
00:27:19God, Raymond King,
00:27:19why do you make everything worse?
00:27:21Huh?
00:27:21Why are you always buzzing around?
00:27:23Why can't you just...
00:27:24Ow!
00:27:24No, stop touching the glass.
00:27:26Here.
00:27:27Ow.
00:27:28Look, I'll pay for the damages.
00:27:30Just...
00:27:30Just come back to work at my place.
00:27:34What?
00:27:34You want to rehire me?
00:27:35So you can sleep with me?
00:27:38No.
00:27:39Well, that is a good suggestion.
00:27:40No, no, no.
00:27:41I meant just come work for me.
00:27:43And me alone.
00:27:45No, absolutely not.
00:27:47If I go back and work for you,
00:27:48I'm gonna be dead before I'm 30.
00:27:49Hey, no.
00:27:50Hey, look.
00:27:51Everybody has a price.
00:27:53How much did it cost?
00:27:54Hmm?
00:27:54How much did it cost to get you in here with me?
00:28:00Don't mind me.
00:28:01Carry on.
00:28:02Get out!
00:28:04Okay.
00:28:06How much did it cost, Miranda?
00:28:08Just tell me.
00:28:09Okay, fine.
00:28:1110,000 a day,
00:28:12and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.
00:28:13Deal.
00:28:19Starting today,
00:28:20you belong to me.
00:28:22What is wrong with you?
00:28:29Well, I'm assuming that's a yes.
00:28:31Should we send someone to chase her down or...
00:28:33No.
00:28:33No.
00:28:35She's actually my housemaid.
00:28:38She'll be back.
00:28:41What?
00:28:42You just got rehired, Miranda.
00:28:44Why do you want to quit already?
00:28:46How about you put in a two-
00:28:47Please.
00:28:48I can't do this anymore.
00:28:49I'm just here to return this.
00:28:50We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.
00:28:56No, please.
00:28:56This is not worth his time.
00:28:59Turns out,
00:29:00you really are Raymond's housemaid.
00:29:03What a plot twist.
00:29:05Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night,
00:29:08but you also shifed him and ran off.
00:29:11I like that.
00:29:12What are you doing here?
00:29:15You know,
00:29:16I think little Raymond is into you.
00:29:18Great.
00:29:19Well, I'm not interested in him.
00:29:32So,
00:29:33I hear that you want to quit.
00:29:34All right.
00:29:37Well,
00:29:37how about you stop by HR at the K group on your way out to set up a court date?
00:29:42You're going to need to set up a payment plan to pay back the sign-on bonus.
00:29:48Why would you let her quit?
00:29:50Raymond,
00:29:50dude,
00:29:51don't you like having a doll like that around as a housemate?
00:29:53I mean,
00:29:55it was a kind of weird kink you had.
00:29:59I assume you have a good lawyer.
00:30:05Yes.
00:30:05What I was trying to say,
00:30:07she should be living in her luxury house.
00:30:09Driving luxury cars,
00:30:11you know,
00:30:11waited on hand and foot by servants.
00:30:13Instead,
00:30:14you have her here working as a servant.
00:30:16Why don't you just give it to me?
00:30:18You know,
00:30:19I'll take better care of her,
00:30:21and make it happier than you can make it.
00:30:23All right,
00:30:24all right,
00:30:24I'll stop trying to poach your housemate.
00:30:26I'm just here to work.
00:30:27I'm not interested in either of you.
00:30:31You're interested in making money,
00:30:32though.
00:30:33What'd you say?
00:30:36You know what?
00:30:37I'm going to go.
00:30:45Fine.
00:30:51I thought you'd be avoiding me since last night.
00:30:59Working at the club was just a one-time thing.
00:31:02Oh,
00:31:02well,
00:31:03you don't look like a rookie.
00:31:05Oh,
00:31:05so you're experienced.
00:31:07No wonder you're very handy.
00:31:10That's not important.
00:31:12We had a deal last night,
00:31:13you remember?
00:31:16I don't remember agreeing to anything.
00:31:18You remember taking my black card?
00:31:21Get changed.
00:31:25I am not doing some weird roleplay with you.
00:31:28Oh,
00:31:28okay,
00:31:29so you're, uh,
00:31:30fantasizing about me now.
00:31:41What's this for?
00:31:42Well,
00:31:42I have a family gathering tonight
00:31:45to celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged,
00:31:47and I need a date.
00:31:51And you want me?
00:31:53Yes.
00:31:54Well,
00:31:54I'm sorry,
00:31:55sir,
00:31:55but I have to head home.
00:31:56I have a son to take care of,
00:31:57if you don't remember,
00:31:58and the nanny gets off at six,
00:32:00so find someone else.
00:32:03You work for me.
00:32:04why would I hire anybody else
00:32:07when I've got you?
00:32:09Because I'm your maid?
00:32:10I mean,
00:32:10what would people think?
00:32:11I'll take care of it.
00:32:12Don't worry.
00:32:13But I have to.
00:32:14Unless,
00:32:15you can think of
00:32:18another way
00:32:20that
00:32:20you'd like to work for me tonight.
00:32:23Fine.
00:32:30Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:32Let's see if it fits first.
00:33:02This is your engagement party, Blair.
00:33:07Don't be impulsive.
00:33:08But Raymond is head of the King family.
00:33:10If Miranda marries him,
00:33:11then I'll be under
00:33:12forever.
00:33:13Okay,
00:33:14even so,
00:33:15you can't go against him.
00:33:16Maybe just not so direct.
00:33:18Patrick is second in line
00:33:19to inherit K group,
00:33:21and now that I'm his fiance,
00:33:22I can't let Miranda ruin us.
00:33:25Okay,
00:33:26you need to calm down.
00:33:27Calm down?
00:33:28If Patrick finds out
00:33:29that we set up Miranda to leave him
00:33:31and send her off
00:33:31to marry that old creep,
00:33:33he'll leave me.
00:33:34I,
00:33:35we,
00:33:36worked so hard
00:33:37to get to where we're at today.
00:33:38If I don't marry
00:33:39into the King family,
00:33:40we'll be bankrupt.
00:33:44Raymond,
00:33:45did you bring your maid
00:33:47to my engagement party?
00:33:50Don't you think
00:33:51that's a little inappropriate?
00:33:52Blair,
00:33:53stop saying that.
00:33:56Everything's fine.
00:33:58Everyone.
00:33:59Emotions are just
00:34:00running high
00:34:01today.
00:34:02Fine?
00:34:03Then how come
00:34:04I keep seeing you
00:34:05stare at that
00:34:06third-rate whore?
00:34:09Don't think you can
00:34:10pull one over on me,
00:34:12gold-digging bitch.
00:34:13I know about your scandal,
00:34:15and I'll release it.
00:34:16You mean,
00:34:17the one you orchestrated, Blair?
00:34:18Don't think you can
00:34:19weasel your way
00:34:20out of this one.
00:34:21Hey, Blair.
00:34:22Jesus.
00:34:22Have you lost your mind?
00:34:24Have you forgotten
00:34:25what day it is today?
00:34:29Come on.
00:34:30Let's go.
00:34:35I'm sorry,
00:34:35do you know Patrick?
00:34:37And what's that scandal
00:34:38that Blair was talking about?
00:34:40I have no clue
00:34:41what she's talking about,
00:34:42and I'm not involved
00:34:43with Patrick in any way.
00:34:46Maybe it's what Patrick said.
00:34:47Emotions are
00:34:48a little high today.
00:34:50Cheers to my engagement.
00:34:55So happy you could make it.
00:34:57Thank you for having me.
00:34:58Yeah, of course.
00:35:00I mean,
00:35:00it could be bigger,
00:35:01but, you know.
00:35:03Anyways.
00:35:07Whose little brat are you?
00:35:11Whose little brat are you?
00:35:12Let me go!
00:35:13Let me go!
00:35:14What?
00:35:14You've never seen a cake before?
00:35:15That's expensive.
00:35:17Don't you understand?
00:35:17More expensive than your life.
00:35:19Let go, mean lady!
00:35:23Where are your parents?
00:35:25He's just lost.
00:35:26I'll go find his parents.
00:35:29Do you have a moment
00:35:31to look it over?
00:35:31I don't really want to think
00:35:32about work right now,
00:35:33personally.
00:35:33I think it's best
00:35:34if we just enjoy...
00:35:35Ow!
00:35:36You're hurting me!
00:35:37Enough, you little brat!
00:35:38Hey!
00:35:39Blair!
00:35:40What are you doing?
00:35:41This is not my problem.
00:35:42Oh, excuse me!
00:35:43Where do you...
00:35:44Hey!
00:35:50Buddy, are you okay?
00:35:53Dad!
00:35:54Whoa!
00:35:56Whoa, I think, uh...
00:35:57I think you might be mistaken
00:35:59because
00:35:59I am not your dad.
00:36:02But you are my dad!
00:36:04But you are my dad!
00:36:05I'm my dad!
00:36:06Okay, yeah.
00:36:07Oh, uh, nothing to see here.
00:36:09Just, uh,
00:36:10a lost kid.
00:36:11Mr. King and I will help
00:36:12find his parents.
00:36:13Please, just continue
00:36:13to enjoy the party.
00:36:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:16Just stop crying.
00:36:22Hey, young man.
00:36:25Oh, crap!
00:36:26I don't think this guy
00:36:28here is your father.
00:36:29Why don't you
00:36:30come with me
00:36:31and we can go try
00:36:31and figure something out.
00:36:33No, you're wrong!
00:36:37Look, I think your parents
00:36:38are going to be worried
00:36:38if they can't find you.
00:36:40Why don't we go
00:36:40try and find them, huh?
00:36:44Okay, buddy.
00:36:44Um, let's go.
00:36:46All right?
00:36:46One, two, three!
00:36:48Oh!
00:36:48Yeah, yeah.
00:36:49Yeah.
00:36:49God, what was Cynthia thinking?
00:36:59I told her to leave Kirk
00:37:00with the hotel staff,
00:37:01not just anyone.
00:37:02Oh, God, I can't let
00:37:03Damon fire me.
00:37:04There's no way
00:37:05I'm going to deal
00:37:05with that lawsuit case.
00:37:06Oh, there you are,
00:37:23you naughty, naughty boy.
00:37:25You scared your mother.
00:37:29Mommy!
00:37:30Okay, damn.
00:37:32Mommy!
00:37:33Oh, Kirk.
00:37:35Judy?
00:37:35Ma'am, hello?
00:37:36Hi, uh, hello?
00:37:38Are you really
00:37:40this kid's mother?
00:37:41Did you not hear him
00:37:42call me mommy?
00:37:44You should keep
00:37:44a better eye on him.
00:37:45It's dangerous
00:37:46for him to run off
00:37:46on his own.
00:37:47Don't tell me
00:37:48how to raise my kid!
00:37:53I...
00:37:53Something wrong, sir?
00:37:58Nothing.
00:37:59No, I just thought
00:38:00I heard somebody
00:38:00that I recognize.
00:38:01Did mommy tell you
00:38:13to hide and wait here?
00:38:14I'm sorry, mommy,
00:38:16but I stole that big cake
00:38:17and it looked so yummy.
00:38:19Okay, well, mommy
00:38:21has to leave in a minute,
00:38:22so wait for Aunt Cynthia
00:38:23to pick you up, okay?
00:38:25You're not going to go around
00:38:26calling random guys
00:38:27your dad, right?
00:38:28Okay, but don't you think
00:38:30he looks just like me?
00:38:32Nope.
00:38:32Nope, not at all.
00:38:34Okay, now who's going to
00:38:35pick you up in an hour?
00:38:36Auntie Cyn!
00:38:37Good, and you are not
00:38:39to leave this room
00:38:39with anyone but Cynthia, okay?
00:38:44I love you, baby.
00:38:46I'll see you tonight
00:38:46when I get home.
00:38:50Sir, they found something.
00:38:53They found the ring.
00:38:56Where'd you find this?
00:38:58Was that some
00:38:58antique pawn shop?
00:39:01A pawn shop?
00:39:03Yeah.
00:39:05Okay.
00:39:07What do you want?
00:39:12I need to talk to you.
00:39:14Right now?
00:39:30Ladies and gentlemen,
00:39:31if I may have
00:39:31your attention, please.
00:39:33As the proud father
00:39:34of the future groom,
00:39:36I stand before you
00:39:37with a heart filled
00:39:37with joy and gratitude
00:39:39at this momentous
00:39:41engagement celebration.
00:39:44What are you doing
00:39:45with Raymond?
00:39:47You're engaged, Patrick.
00:39:49Okay, this is
00:39:50extremely inappropriate.
00:39:52You know Blair will
00:39:52chew my face off
00:39:54if she sees us together.
00:39:55I just...
00:39:56I need to know.
00:39:58If you give the word,
00:39:59I will call off
00:40:00the engagement.
00:40:01I think I made my stance
00:40:02pretty clear last time.
00:40:03We're done.
00:40:04Whatever we had between us,
00:40:05it's not there anymore.
00:40:06Is it because of Raymond?
00:40:08If it helps you
00:40:09sleep at night, sure.
00:40:14And stop calling me.
00:40:15And stop asking
00:40:16to see me in private.
00:40:18Just stop it.
00:40:25Sir,
00:40:26I was just looking for you.
00:40:27The ceremony is...
00:40:28that I'm reassigning him
00:40:30to the Houston office.
00:40:32Tell him to get the fuck
00:40:33out of L.A.
00:40:34Now.
00:40:39So,
00:40:40God bless.
00:40:41May the bond
00:40:42of your love be everlasting.
00:40:43And I think I speak
00:40:44on all our behalf
00:40:45when I say
00:40:46we can't wait
00:40:46for this wedding.
00:40:48Yay!
00:40:48Yay!
00:40:48Yay!
00:40:48Yay!
00:40:49Yay!
00:40:50Yay!
00:40:51Yay!
00:40:52Yay!
00:40:53Yay!
00:40:54Yay!
00:40:55Yay!
00:40:56Yay!
00:40:57Yay!
00:40:58Yay!
00:40:59Yay!
00:41:00Yay!
00:41:01Yay!
00:41:01Where have you been?
00:41:02I've been looking
00:41:02everywhere for you.
00:41:03Oh, so...
00:41:05I'm the one who just
00:41:06vanished for almost
00:41:07an hour?
00:41:07I guess we just
00:41:09miss each other.
00:41:09Now, let's get this
00:41:12party started!
00:41:13Yay!
00:41:14Yay!
00:41:15Yay!
00:41:16Yay!
00:41:17Yay!
00:41:18Yay!
00:41:19Yay!
00:41:20Yay!
00:41:21Yay!
00:41:22Yay!
00:41:23Yay!
00:41:24Yay!
00:41:25Yay!
00:41:26Yay!
00:41:27What?
00:41:28Texas?
00:41:29Hey, you should really
00:41:31focus on yourself.
00:41:32I'll deal with you
00:41:34when we get home.
00:41:35Deal with what?
00:41:37Deal with what?
00:41:42You and Patrick.
00:41:45I...
00:41:46I...
00:41:47I...
00:41:48I don't understand.
00:41:49Why would I be working
00:41:50with Patrick?
00:41:51Didn't Patrick hire you
00:41:52to spy on me?
00:41:53What?
00:41:54Why would Patrick want to
00:41:55spy on you?
00:41:56Why would Patrick want to
00:41:57spy on you?
00:41:58Why would Patrick want to
00:41:59spy on you?
00:42:00Why did you meet him at the
00:42:01bar tonight?
00:42:02Alone?
00:42:03Were you feeding him
00:42:04information about me?
00:42:05Were you spying on me?
00:42:06Stop evading the question.
00:42:07Were you feeding him information
00:42:08about me or not?
00:42:09Okay.
00:42:10Can we just take it back a second?
00:42:11I mean, where did this whole
00:42:12I am a spy narrative even come from?
00:42:13You're at my banquets.
00:42:14You're in my offices.
00:42:15You're in my house.
00:42:16You're at my clubs.
00:42:17I mean, what am I supposed to think?
00:42:18you're everywhere.
00:42:25You're everywhere.
00:42:27You're everywhere.
00:42:28Okay.
00:42:29So there's been a lot of coincidences,
00:42:30but why would Patrick want me
00:42:31to spy on you?
00:42:32So that you can seduce me
00:42:34to gain access to information
00:42:36that will help Patrick sweep the
00:42:37company out from under me.
00:42:39Okay.
00:42:40Whatever business,
00:42:41family drama,
00:42:42political bullshit you're going through,
00:42:43I have nothing to do with it.
00:42:45I'm not here to steal information.
00:42:46I'm not here to
00:42:47I'm not here for Patrick, and I sure as hell am not here to seduce you.
00:42:51You really want me to believe that you haven't been trying to seduce me this entire time?
00:43:01Because it's been work.
00:43:17I'm not here for you.
00:43:45Hello?
00:43:47Yeah, alright, I'll be on in a minute.
00:44:11To the office, sir?
00:44:13No.
00:44:15I want to follow up on this ring.
00:44:18You don't mind me asking, sir, what does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago?
00:44:24It's mine.
00:44:25I think I gave it to her that night.
00:44:28Well, the pawn shop says a young woman named Cindy sold it to them last week.
00:44:32She runs a women's boutique on Rodeo Drive.
00:44:34We can head there now.
00:44:35Welcome.
00:44:36Um, may I help you?
00:44:37Yes.
00:44:38Are you Cindy?
00:44:39Yes.
00:44:40Did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the third?
00:44:45Yes.
00:44:46Well, how did you get your hands on this?
00:44:47Was that you six years ago from the presidential suite?
00:44:49What?
00:44:50What?
00:44:51What the hell are you talking about?
00:44:52Where did you get the ring then?
00:44:53I snagged it from a flea market.
00:44:57The seller didn't know what it was worth.
00:44:58It only cost me 30 bucks.
00:44:59Okay.
00:45:00Well, what did this person look like?
00:45:01I don't remember.
00:45:02It was years ago.
00:45:03Oh, I do remember.
00:45:04It was a woman around 40s or 50s.
00:45:05No.
00:45:06God damn it.
00:45:07It's not her.
00:45:08I'm sorry that wasn't her.
00:45:09We need to keep looking.
00:45:10Let's head back to the office.
00:45:11Yes, Drew.
00:45:12While you're at it, just do another check on Miranda.
00:45:13I wanna know everything about her.
00:45:14Who she associates with.
00:45:15Who she associates with.
00:45:16What the woman is checking my meals to still.
00:45:17What the owner just shared with me.
00:45:18No no, me ask me about Martha.
00:45:19I do remember, it was a woman, around 40s or 50s.
00:45:23No, goddammit, it's not her.
00:45:28I'm sorry that wasn't her.
00:45:29We need to keep looking.
00:45:31Let's head back to the office.
00:45:32Yes, sir.
00:45:33While you're at it, just do another check on Miranda.
00:45:34I want to know everything about her.
00:45:37Who she associates with, what she's doing in my life.
00:45:39We've already tried, sir.
00:45:40Do it, or you're fired.
00:45:43Of course, sir.
00:45:49Hello?
00:45:55I am so sorry.
00:45:57No, I'm on my way.
00:45:58I will be there soon.
00:45:59Girl, I'm literally on the plane already.
00:46:01Kirk said he found his dad, so I sent Kirk to him.
00:46:04He knew-
00:46:05Sin?
00:46:06Sin!
00:46:08Sin, Kirk does not have a father.
00:46:10Where did you send him?
00:46:11I swear my dad does work here.
00:46:21Hey, excuse me.
00:46:22What's going on here?
00:46:23Dad!
00:46:23Oh my gosh.
00:46:24Hey!
00:46:25What are you doing here, kid?
00:46:27What is your, uh, is your father work here?
00:46:29Hmm?
00:46:30You're my dad, and Auntie Sin had to get on the plane, so now I'm here.
00:46:35Hmm.
00:46:36Hey, sir, is that the kid from last night?
00:46:38Yeah, I think his father works here.
00:46:40Just, um, send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that their kid is in my office.
00:46:47Hey!
00:46:48Hey, buddy.
00:46:49You like, uh, you like model cars?
00:46:51Yeah!
00:46:52I've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my office.
00:46:55Hey, why don't we just hand them over to the police?
00:46:57Well, we've got to find his father first.
00:46:58But you are my dad!
00:47:00Do I look like your dad?
00:47:02Yes.
00:47:04You two do look alike.
00:47:07Sorry, what?
00:47:08You two look alike.
00:47:20Uh, well, hey, look, I've got a meeting to go to, so why don't you stay with Uncle Steve in my office,
00:47:27and, uh, I will be right back, okay?
00:47:29Is this your kid, sir?
00:47:51No, I don't have any kids.
00:47:52Oh.
00:47:54Excuse me, Mr. King.
00:47:55I thought, uh, I thought he might be yours because, uh, he looks just like you.
00:48:01Sir, I'll get back to work.
00:48:07Stark!
00:48:07Do we really look that much alike?
00:48:15No.
00:48:17Yes.
00:48:18Um, I guess.
00:48:26Hey, buddy.
00:48:28You could be a businessman when you get older.
00:48:30You seem to have the charisma for it.
00:48:31Dad, I want to go home.
00:48:35His father not answered the memo yet.
00:48:37All right, here we are.
00:48:50Ready?
00:48:51Yeah.
00:48:54Look at that.
00:48:54Look at that.
00:48:56Wow!
00:48:57You really are a kingdom.
00:48:59This is like a castle.
00:49:01That is right, and you are in my kingdom, so welcome.
00:49:05Sir, what is this?
00:49:07Uh, it's just for a couple of hours, um, until at least you can pick him up.
00:49:25Where'd you go?
00:49:26Uh, where are you?
00:49:32Uh, hey, uh, where's Miranda at?
00:49:44She ran off this morning.
00:49:46Said something about a family emergency.
00:49:48Call her.
00:49:49Yes, sir.
00:49:50Oh, and, uh, while you're out, just go to the store.
00:49:54I'm not sure when the LAPD is getting here.
00:49:56Apparently they're understaffed today.
00:49:57What else is new?
00:49:59But, uh, pretty sure cookies aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age, and...
00:50:02I mean, get him in a toy while you're at it.
00:50:06Yes, sir.
00:50:06Oh, my gosh.
00:50:23I'm not sure what kids eat, but I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do.
00:50:44Uh, also, this car toy, it was all they had.
00:50:47Yeah, that's fine.
00:50:48Hey, uh, any sign of Miranda?
00:50:52She's right there, sir.
00:50:52So, you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning.
00:51:06You can't tell me why you were in my bushes spying on me through my window.
00:51:10You can't seem to explain why Kirk seems to recognize you, and you can't tell me why you
00:51:16didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this morning.
00:51:22Oh, goody.
00:51:23I'm starving.
00:51:26He's your responsibility now.
00:51:28LAPD will be here shortly.
00:51:30Hopefully.
00:51:31Sounds good.
00:51:32Absolutely will do what it can do.
00:51:40Okay.
00:51:41We're going to play a game, okay?
00:51:42Do you want to play a game with Mommy?
00:51:44Are we playing pretend?
00:51:46How did you know that?
00:51:48Because we did it the last time with the wig and sunglasses.
00:51:52All right.
00:51:53Okay, we are going to play pretend again.
00:51:55I'm going to be the nanny, and you're going to be the little kid.
00:51:58But we can't let Mr. Raymond know that we're playing a game, okay?
00:52:04Okay.
00:52:08Nanny, I'm tired.
00:52:13Take him to the guest room.
00:52:15And I'm going to go ahead and get in contact with the cops, because they should be here by
00:52:20now.
00:52:20No!
00:52:27What's gotten into you?
00:52:29No!
00:52:31I will take care of it for you.
00:52:33You are very clearly busy with stuff.
00:52:39So I'll deal with the boy and the police, and you just relax.
00:52:43Hi, LAPD.
00:52:59I was just calling about the little boy that was found at the K group this morning.
00:53:03I just wanted to let you know that his parents have been found, and there is no need to send
00:53:07anyone to pick him up.
00:53:08Yeah.
00:53:09Okay.
00:53:11Oh, oh, oh.
00:53:22I'm sorry.
00:53:23No, no, no.
00:53:24It's all right.
00:53:24It's all right.
00:53:25No, no, no, no.
00:53:27Stop, stop.
00:53:27I got it.
00:53:28I can get you a new outfit.
00:53:30That would be helpful.
00:53:32Hey.
00:53:33Hey, buddy.
00:53:33Buddy.
00:53:34It's all right.
00:53:35I'm not mad.
00:53:37It's just an accident.
00:53:38It happens, okay?
00:53:41Now, go ahead and take that, and let's go get it cleaned up.
00:53:45Oh, thank you.
00:53:52You can go ahead and set it down right there.
00:53:55Dude!
00:53:55Oh, my gosh.
00:53:56Whoa.
00:53:57Hey.
00:54:02I am so sorry that was the car.
00:54:05Oh, okay.
00:54:06Well, I thought it was maybe just the ride you were going for.
00:54:15Oh, my gosh.
00:54:28Hello?
00:54:29Raymond King, did you banish your cousin to Texas?
00:54:32Do you understand how mad your uncle is right now?
00:54:34Yeah, look, Mom, this was bound to happen, okay?
00:54:38He's been trying to claw his way into the K group for years, and he can have the Houston
00:54:42office, but there's no way in hell that I'm letting him take over the headquarters here
00:54:44in L.A.
00:54:45Raymond, Raymond, Raymond.
00:54:47Let's talk in person.
00:54:49Okay, I'll let you know when I'm free.
00:54:51I've got a ton of work at the office, and I'm even on my way out right now.
00:54:55Too late.
00:54:56I'm already here.
00:55:05Hey, buddy.
00:55:06All right, we're going to go up.
00:55:07One, two, three.
00:55:09Nice.
00:55:10Just like the airplane.
00:55:11Let's go.
00:55:12Go, go, go.
00:55:13Okay, no, no.
00:55:14Both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet, okay?
00:55:16Hey, can you stay quiet and play with the nanny?
00:55:20Nice.
00:55:22Wait, what's going on?
00:55:24Shh.
00:55:26Coming!
00:55:27I don't understand why you're making this so difficult.
00:55:40I asked you to marry Alicia, not fall in love with her.
00:55:44Without her family support, your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did.
00:55:50I know, but that Uncle Andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years.
00:55:54Do you think a marriage is really going to save anything?
00:55:57Your uncle aside, you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate.
00:56:02And Alicia is your best bet.
00:56:06The land her family controls is exactly what we need.
00:56:11Without the ability to expand, we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned.
00:56:16What's that?
00:56:20Uh, no, it's nothing.
00:56:21I must have paused the video I was watching.
00:56:27Tell me, Raymond.
00:56:28Why not Alicia?
00:56:29Well, look, I'm busy at the office with work and meetings and work.
00:56:37I don't have time for this.
00:56:40I'll call my driver.
00:56:42No need.
00:56:43I drove myself.
00:56:50Will you at least consider Alicia?
00:56:52She's not a bad-looking girl either.
00:56:55Okay, Mom, yeah.
00:56:59Forgot my purse.
00:57:02Oh, sure.
00:57:02Sure.
00:57:09Whose toy is this?
00:57:13Whose toy is this?
00:57:17Oh, it's mine.
00:57:19I, you know, got it at the store.
00:57:23You used to love toy cars.
00:57:29We had to put the Greenfield Project on pause.
00:57:39What was that?
00:57:39The news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear.
00:57:43And on top of that, we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
00:57:50Look, I want a DNA test done on Kirk and I...
00:57:52What?
00:57:55Kirk, you mean that kid?
00:57:56There's just something about him.
00:57:59The more I look at him, the more it feels like I'm staring into a de-aging mirror.
00:58:04A de-aging...
00:58:05No, look, you get the point.
00:58:08Just do it in secret.
00:58:09Don't let anybody find out.
00:58:10Don't let Miranda or the kid know.
00:58:13Do it fast.
00:58:15I want results as quick as possible.
00:58:17Yes, sir.
00:58:18Yes, sir.
00:58:18Hey, Kirk.
00:58:39Remember me?
00:58:43Remember me?
00:58:44Yeah, the boring uncle.
00:58:48Well, how about we play a game of hide-and-seek together?
00:58:53I want to play with Dad.
00:58:55Your dad's busy with work, but he sent me to play with you.
00:59:00Okay, but I want to hide first.
00:59:03Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:59:17Where are you?
00:59:19Uncle Steve can't find you.
00:59:30Ready or not, here I come.
00:59:32Found you.
00:59:37Okay, now it's my turn.
00:59:39One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:59:49What's this?
00:59:50It's the DNA test result, sir.
00:59:58So, we're not even a little bit related.
01:00:01Yes, sir.
01:00:06Sir?
01:00:08This is good news, isn't it?
01:00:10Mommy, take me out to play.
01:00:24Honey, it's raining outside.
01:00:26And besides, when we're together and we're alone, you can call me mom.
01:00:30Okay.
01:00:31Okay.
01:00:34Hey.
01:00:39God, the weather's just so weird today.
01:00:42Yeah, we got a big solar storm coming through.
01:00:44We've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
01:00:46I heard something spooky might happen.
01:00:48Maybe we'll get super couched.
01:00:51Oh, hey, hey.
01:00:54So, um, anyway, what I was gonna tell you.
01:00:58Um, two days gone by and still no sign of the cops.
01:01:02No, no, they actually came by and it turns out that his father is really sick.
01:01:10And so, I told them that I would watch him for a few days.
01:01:13Great to see you here, kiddo.
01:01:14Mom!
01:01:15Mom!
01:01:15Mom!
01:01:15Mom!
01:01:16What did you just call me?
01:01:17Mom, are you okay?
01:01:30Mom!
01:01:31Mom!
01:01:32Mom!
01:01:33Mom!
01:01:34Mom!
01:01:35Mom!
01:01:36Mom!
01:01:37Mom!
01:01:38Mom!
01:01:39Mom!
01:01:40Mom!
01:01:41Mom!
01:01:42Mom!
01:01:43Mom!
01:01:44Mom!
01:01:44You're telling me that we switched bodies?
01:01:48Oh, please tell me this is one big elaborate joke.
01:01:51Ah, nope.
01:01:52This is not a dream.
01:01:59It's not rocket science.
01:02:00You unclip, you unwind, find an outlet, and there you go.
01:02:05There you go.
01:02:06Open.
01:02:07There you go.
01:02:08It's good.
01:02:09There you go.
01:02:10Oh, shit.
01:02:11That's not all.
01:02:12Oh, shit!
01:02:13I sat in bed!
01:02:14I don't know!
01:02:15I'm tired.
01:02:23Come on.
01:02:27Mom, are you okay?
01:02:29You're acting weird.
01:02:31How long do you have to play in any game for?
01:02:33It was not that fun.
01:02:35It never even was.
01:02:37Okay, sure, we can stop.
01:02:39But what did you just call me?
01:02:41Mom, you said it was just the two of us.
01:02:43I could call you mom.
01:02:45And now the game is over.
01:02:49Why do you call me, um,
01:02:51Raymond, father?
01:02:53Because I look just like him.
01:02:55And in the movies, daddies and sons always look the same.
01:02:59Well, those are just the movies, kid.
01:03:01You gotta have
01:03:03some more kind of proof.
01:03:05But there is proof.
01:03:07What?
01:03:09The ring. If you draw and show it to Mr. Raymond,
01:03:11he could see it.
01:03:13It must be his.
01:03:15Do you remember what this ring looks like?
01:03:17He said it had a big green stone.
01:03:19Alright, it's time for bed, kiddo.
01:03:21What?
01:03:43Miranda, what is it?
01:03:45I am Raymond.
01:03:47What?
01:03:49Sorry, I don't have time for this.
01:03:51Mr. King and I have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:03:53I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago.
01:03:55We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:03:57What? How did you know that?
01:03:59Because I am Raymond King.
01:04:01This isn't funny.
01:04:03What is it, some kind of prank you thought of?
01:04:05What's next? A camera and a big sign that says gotcha?
01:04:07Please.
01:04:09Three years ago when your mom got sick,
01:04:10I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.
01:04:12The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:04:20Boss?
01:04:21Yeah.
01:04:22What happened?
01:04:24It's a long story.
01:04:25Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you.
01:04:28I need you to do another DNA sample,
01:04:30this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:04:32No, not Miranda's.
01:04:34Yes, sir.
01:04:45For the Better of K group, you need to give Alicia a chance.
01:04:48Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:04:52Miranda!
01:04:53Why don't you go clean the bedroom or something?
01:04:55This is a private conversation.
01:05:02Steve, why don't you join us?
01:05:09No thanks, Mr. Miss, Mrs. King.
01:05:14I have stuff to do at the office.
01:05:17Where can I find, you know, Mr. Miss Miranda?
01:05:27What is going on with everyone today?
01:05:31I keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month.
01:05:47So he is my son.
01:05:50Sir, not to interrupt your midlife crisis,
01:05:55but we have another problem.
01:05:57You have six meetings today.
01:06:00Okay, and?
01:06:05Oh, crap.
01:06:06Miranda!
01:06:07Okay, don't worry, sir.
01:06:10I mean, Miranda.
01:06:11We have a plan.
01:06:12Come on.
01:06:13Okay, don't worry sir, I mean Miranda, we have a plan.
01:06:28Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you today my new advisor, Miranda.
01:06:56She will be stepping up today to lead today's meeting and I trust that you will treat her
01:07:05with the same amount of respect that you treat me with, your boss, Raymond Cate.
01:07:26Oh, any idea on how to fix this?
01:07:35No, not a glove.
01:07:43Mr. King's office.
01:07:46Mm-hmm, okay.
01:07:49Steve needs me, stay here and wait for me.
01:07:56This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:07:58God, how much coffee does one person have to drink for their caffeine tolerance to be this high?
01:08:03Come on.
01:08:10Like I said, that just, it looks really good on you.
01:08:14What are you doing?
01:08:15Oh, it's you.
01:08:16That clumsy waitress.
01:08:18What are you doing here?
01:08:20Oh, I get it.
01:08:21You put those looks to use and seduced your way into a rich man's bed.
01:08:24I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:08:26Fuck off.
01:08:29Hey!
01:08:32Get back here!
01:08:36So what?
01:08:38Experimenting with my love life?
01:08:39What?
01:08:40No!
01:08:42Your mother was talking to me about how Alicia is the perfect match for you and...
01:08:46Look, I was just doing you a favor by making the first move.
01:08:49A favor?
01:08:51You think setting me up with another woman is doing me a favor?
01:08:55Another woman?
01:08:57I...
01:08:58I don't understand.
01:09:03What's happening?
01:09:09What's happening?
01:09:10It's just a solar eclipse.
01:09:11Don't sidetrack it.
01:09:13I'm sorry.
01:09:15Like...
01:09:16It is so funny.
01:09:17You looking at me like that with my face.
01:09:19Is it...
01:09:20Is that actually how I look like when I'm at it?
01:09:22Well, it's your face.
01:09:23No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.
01:09:25How?
01:09:26How would I be doing something differently?
01:09:27I don't know.
01:09:28Maybe it's the, uh...
01:09:29Oh, it's the hair.
01:09:30I never do my hair like that.
01:09:31I like it though.
01:09:32It gives me a more...
01:09:33Professional feel.
01:09:34This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:09:36No.
01:09:37No, it's not at all.
01:09:38I think I...
01:09:39You don't have your hair like that.
01:09:40I always have my hair like that.
01:09:41I...
01:09:42No, you don't.
01:09:43No, your part is weird.
01:09:44I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:09:45My lips?
01:09:46Yeah.
01:09:47Look at that.
01:09:48Look at that.
01:09:49Your lips, your hair, your lips, your hair, your eyes.
01:09:50Don't talk about my hair.
01:09:51Everything.
01:09:52Everything.
01:10:05Hey.
01:10:06Don't try to sidetrack it.
01:10:08It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:10:11That's fine.
01:10:12How would you just tell me?
01:10:13I would.
01:10:14For more hours, times, times, times, times, times.
01:10:16Or at a time, times, times, times, times, times.
01:10:17If you could have more, like, times, times, times.
01:10:18For years.
01:10:19Let's go back to the돞.
01:10:21So, we got our bodies back just like that.
01:10:22What was that?
01:10:23Some kind of joke from the sun?
01:10:24Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.
01:10:25We've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes,
01:10:28And I was trying to figure out how I was going to do it in your body.
01:10:30You stay here and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:10:34what are you talking about why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son
01:10:48so you're telling me it was you the whole time I mean didn't you recognize me
01:10:56that night I was drugged and my memory is all fuzzy then I found out I was
01:11:01pregnant but I didn't remember what you looked like but I went and I asked the
01:11:05hotel staff and they wouldn't tell me anything so I ran out of options okay
01:11:09what about the ring then I sold it you know there was a time where Kirk and I
01:11:19really struggled to get by what about you why didn't you recognize me well you
01:11:26know I was pretty messed up that night too but I was looking for you for years I
01:11:30mean I sensed Steve on hundreds and thousands of wild goose chases but we
01:11:35could never come up with anything but here you are I'm so sorry that I accused
01:11:41you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family
01:11:45it's okay I mean I haven't forgiven you quite yet Mr. King okay well what can I
01:11:51do to earn your forgiveness you can start by being a dad you know what kid I think
01:12:07you might be right about what we do look like hey kiddo what do you want for
01:12:18dinner tonight okay it's pizza then let's go get some pizza
01:12:26let's go
01:12:31you
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